#oversalt

[mtreebeardiles]

HOLY SHIT THAT NEW SUPPORT IS GONNA PISS OFF SO MANY TANKS

he can just!! Lift them up! While ulting! And yoink you back to safety if you get thrown off the map?! BRUH

[avephelis]

shout out to that au i always forget to talk about (risetober 15: battle nexus)

[third-king-of-salmonids]

BTW IF ANY OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES DURING SPLATFEST I WILL BE SPECIFICALLY TARGETING YOU ON YOUR NEXT SHIFT

[lixenn]

@dreamieparadise

Momo... Honey I need you to know that while Dan is certainly spouse coded please never let him cook.

*grabs you by the shoulders and stares you dead in the eyes*

Promise me. Don't let him near a stove. You will die.

[chaoslaura]

Me when the Inspector again arrests the obviously wrong person

[mishkakagehishka]

Where were you for

Womb War

Switch × Hatsune Miku × Kagamine twins × 2Wink killing Queen Elisabeth II

Enstars Gatekeeper incident

Amagi-tie-sweep failure (NEW!)

[br1ghtestlight]

made spaghetti for dinner 🍝😁😁👍

[white-chalk-sapphomet]

in sandwiche form

[dumbtoastr]

this is such #relationship goals

[seravphs]

okay time for gojo hcs because I might short circuit if I don't get this out somewhere

so we all know gojo has a sweet tooth based on the manga extras, so I hc that he fuckin hates salted caramel/salted chocolate because he says it's "ruining perfectly good sweets"

for this reason, as a little kid, his favourite Western book and film was 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'

I hc that when he first got to Jujutsu Tech as a first year, because he'd been sheltered by the gojo clan, geto was the one who was the bad influence (at first) by teaching him all the swear words

as a teenager at Jujutsu Tech, shoko and suguru would both try and convince him to wear heart shaped sunglasses by saying it would attract girls (it didn't work)

gojo has the energy of being a leash kid, but was actually super well behaved before he got to Jujutsu Tech and finally got to let loose with geto and shoko

gojo would pull weird faces at kids in public to get a reaction and then act innocent when the kid would tell their parent/s about it

honestly I could go on but yeah. I have a lot of thoughts about this tragic menace of a sorcerer and I love him even if he is a shithead. he is a shithead, but I do love him

kisses and hugs, 🪻anon

I think he’s a little freak so he would enjoy the biblical punishments visited upon misbehaving children in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. I want him to be a leash kid so bad because I think it’d be funny so I will ignore how solemn he seemed in Toji’s memories. In seraland kid Gojo was feral.

Hugs and kisses for u!

[keeps-ache]

once again i am on the playlist lol

[trashfartofficial]

feel like my arteries are clogging from just how fucking salty this god damn stolen whole foods hot bar meal is

[rosefinnigen]

weird fucking craving from the depths of my childhood: vegetarian breakfast sausage drenched in my family’s maple syrup

[ukusreticence]

With Salt too.

@toaster-with-a-wifi-router

[burstfoot]

How’s the popcorn?

It's good but I still have like 2/3rds of the pot to go through and I don't know if I have the will to do it

[iphisesque]

made the best meatballs ever