#overall a good day tho i'm very tired now lol

[jelliegirl]

we went to a fun deep sea science street fair thingy today

i wore a thematic hat and then contributed some art too 🥞🐙

[coconox]

late night ramble but ig heres my 2 cents of this poll (not directly attaching this to the poll cause im a coward LOL)

ofc, i won't put my thoughts on luci/belphe/asmo. ik we get tidbits of them through their nobles or pb's prev games but i wanna judge them based on how they actually show up in-game. i also know there's prob gonna be some luci lore later when gamigin update is out (atm its like abt 4 or so days till that update's release) but i'll just omit my thoughts on luci for now

ok now for the rest of the kings:

i should also put a disclaimer that i don't read any of the unholy board stories unless if it's mammon's, so for the other kings that aren't mammon my opinions are purely based off of main story or event appearances or how they act in comics

satan - honestly pretty ok w him. i'm kinda biased when it comes to mc being recoginized as their own person rather than purely just the descendant of solomon so i like him based on that. idk i don't have any strong opinions abt him i just see him as a very fluffy cat :3

mammon - absolutely love him. 0 flaws. wins the idgaf war. my absolute fav squeak toy. lol ok but fr tho i don't really have any complaints abt him. will spoil tf out of mc and wants to ensure their safety. also sees mc as mc and was even kinda disgusted(? idk a better word for this💀💀) by the fact that a part of solomons soul can be sensed in them, almost as if he doesnt want it to be in the way of mc. also wasnt afraid to call out the fact that sitri kept calling mc solomon. and ofc the love at first sight thing is great too but also the bodyworship (or ig faceworship bc he only just kissed mc's entire face??) before the confession like UGH... absolutely weak for that man (devil?). idk i dont rlly see that many mammon fans rlly anywhere and it saddens me hes such a good char outside of just having huge tibbies. srsly tho pb pls we get it he has huge tits you dont need to constantly bring it up the char sprite is literally right in front of us-

cant wait for the next chapter w the big lore dump abt mammon and hope we finally get a pt 2 of his h scene (hopium)

no srsly he's the only king w 1 h scene, satan and levi got 2,, WHERE IS MAMMON'S PT 2

as a side comment also i love the silly banter btwn mammon and satan like they are truly besties from the cross on their foreheads to matching skill names to the amnt of times they throw hands and still hang out and care for each other

beel - hes ok ig? i think lore-wise hes gonna be one of the more interesting ones considering how "mysterious" he is i.e. constantly wandering, almost being an absent king. like what led to the constant wandering? what did andrealphus mean when he said beel is the key to ending the war? how does his cloning work? i kinda feel bad for bael and the other nobels needing to manage everything while beels away but i don't rlly hate him for it? at least not now considering we don't rlly know the definite reason and i want to assume the best and say he has a valid reason for being absent so he could protect his region. hate is a strong word ig its more of a slight dislike towards beel, but its like this 🤏 small of a dislike im still overall neutral abt him

levi - falling into the majority from the poll i have to agree that levi is my least fav king also lol. i get where he's coming from and why he acts the way he does, i just dont like how he's written? or ig moreso how he's written in the perspective of mc. tho tbh that's more of an mc issue than a levi issue, but i got pretty tired of the story constantly reminding us how pretty levi is (similar to how we always get reminded of how big mammon is/how huge mammons tits are). idk its like a gut feeling to not like/trust him. i also just don't really vibe w him in general even before we were actually introduced to him in main story. hes a good attacker gameplay-wise tho lol

so yeah, those are my thoughts for now. ofc they could change in the future when we get more info abt all of them but we'll see

[username330]

November 01, 2024

Hey guys!

I'm starting to get back into my routine a little. I weighed myself in the morning and I didn't really gain at all. I actually lost 1lb lol. I did do some walking while out doing errands. 4k+ steps and burned 2k+ cals. I ate at ihop tho lol I had butter pancakes w zero sugar syrup + plant-based sausage patties (2) + biscuit (but it looked more like an "english muffin") with coffee (sweetener + creamer) and in the afternoon I had 2 cornbread pieces and some leftover candy ^^;

Overall, I felt good about today.

I recently applied to a new job with a good starting pay but it's overnight shifts. Very physically demanding, I read. I'm actually nervous and excited at the same time. I know my body will hate me for putting it through so much work but I feel like it'll work me out and I will actually lose the weight I've been wanting to lose for a year now. This is a hard push for me to get out there and start losing the weight.

The past few days, I've been trying to calculate how I could incorporate my fasts into my schedule. I usually fast for 20hrs normally and I'm going to have 10hr shifts for 4 days basically. I know how I am, if I'm not fully fueled with food, I would feel miserable the whole time and I would never want to do it again. I am vegetarian now, so I have to actually plan out my meal prep with lots of filling and protein filled foods. I already got some food for my meal prep but I'm thinking when I run out of that I'll need to make more of the same thing or something different because I do get tired of eating the same thing all the time. I still need to get electrolyte water to say hydrated and something that will keep me from getting tired during my shift. I need a zero sugar monster, I've never had monster before because I was always scared of my heart pumping too fast and getting a heart attack but I'll take a little bit at a time.

It looks as though my fasts won't happen anymore for the time being because I don't want to cause myself to have a bing3 cycle and mess up everything.

I'm still going to figure out my schedule since my timing is going to be so different.

Thanks for reading ramblings <3

[doukeshi-kun]

🌃-anon

Hopefully you're ready😤 I have dilf!nikolai thoughts

C/W: it's very poorly written and idk dark content warning?

Imagine you're a university student, going to your friend's house after class and meeting her dad. A tall, well built man. Most likely in his 40s and you were to find out that he was divorced. Oh and, he had a strong ukrainian accent.

I think he'd be the cool type of dad. The type to host barbecues every Sunday and ask of you to be present, cracking dad jokes and overall a good man.

Or so you thought

It's ab to get dirty from here jsjsjsjs

One night you were at his house getting ready to go out to a party with his daughter and he was the one dropping you two off. You suggested going in an Uber but he was insistent on picking you up which didn't surprise you he does give off protective dad. Cool and open dad but, to a limit i gueSS ANYWAYS. Your friend suggested you don't wait for her at the door any longer and wait in the car WITH HER DAD instead. As soon as you step out you see Nikolai smoking a cig while on his phone, leaning against the car's door. As soon as he sees you coming he gives you a small wave. And starts complimenting you. "Is my dress too much?" You ask. "No! It looks great on you sweetheart"

Imagine him opening the door for u and u just chill inside his car while you wait for your friend (also his daughter in case that isn't clear by now).

N is nikolai Y is y/n ⬇️

N: "y/n. Be careful at the party alright? Boys can be...weird"

Y: "Sir Gogol, don't worry about [his daughter's name] she's not the imprudent type I can assure you she won't do any weird stuff"

N: "oh but y/n I know my daughter well. I was talking about you, dove. Careful around boys"

Y: ".... what do you mean?" He smiles at that, the smile not being very genuine.

N: "oh you're so adorable!" He pinches your cheek "tempt a man and you'll know exactly what I mean"

Y: "sir, what—"

N: "enough, y/n."

And with that, he unlocks the door for his daughter who just arrived in front of the car door.

Ok I'm tired that's it for today😭

Idk how to feel ab this? It's terribly written. Raw thoughts and messy.

But hey dilf!nikolai is hot regardless.

Have a good day/night bean :3

dilf dilf dilf dilf dilf dilf

ok but honestly i can't imagine nikolai getting married and having a child. BUT i could see him taking care of like.. his nieces or nephews or hells, fyodor's child and he's great while taking care of children! like, he would be the cool and asshole uncle

why must his daughter come along tho? oi back off. he's my dad now 🙄 imagine he started to ask you to address him by his first name hehe or like, starting to take care of you a little too much

fucking dilf!nikolai in his room with his daughter outside lol

sucking his cock in his car and his daughter ask the next morning “Did you bring another woman in your car, dad? What's this lipstick?”

or him mistaking your belongings to his daughter's like “Hey, learn to separate your shirt from mine, can ya? You're a grown-ass girl— Oh... This top isn't yours..?”

dilf!nikolai sounds hot but i will never call him daddy. he's getting there tho. just a bit. he'll be my sir😍

[sysig]

I’m actually quite fond of the term “brainrot” despite how harsh it sounds, now that I’ve looked up what it means

[mkfluffluv]

How would Marc and Steven help their s/o when they’ve had a bad day, like the kinda bad day where everything goes wrong.

Thank you

We're Here

MARC SPECTOR X READER , STEVEN GRANT X READER , JAKE LOCKLEY X READER

prompt : your boyfriends comfort you after you've had the worst day possible

posting two fics in a day? i'm on a roll!! yes i worked on both this and dyed hair disaster in a single day, i am very tired lol, BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!

likes and reblogs appreciated as always <3

warnings : this is hurt/comfort. still fluff. but there's a lot of emotional stuff, blaming one’s self for things when you shouldn't, sad thoughts. this is still very fluffy tho no need to worry

word count : 1,497

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Today has been a very awful no good very bad day.

It started with getting up 10 minutes late for your desk job all because you'd forgotten to set up your alarm on time. Then, because you had hurried while getting ready, you'd also forgotten to bring the very important papers that you had to give to your boss to which he had yelled at you for hours and then proceeds to tell you to get out and go home. You weren't getting fired, no, your boss wasn't that cruel, but still, it was incredibly humiliating to have been scolded like that in front of all your co-workers.

But that's not where the bad day ends, oh no, that was simply just the beginning. On your sad walk back to your apartment, a car drove past a brown puddle, and you, standing on the sidewalk had become the selected victim of the splash. Nobody else had gotten hit. Just you. Not even the lady who was sitting right beside you. You didn’t even know how that was even possible but people were staring and you needed to go immediately.

So you've got disgusting mud water all over your work clothes as you continue your shameful walk, what next? You could already feel everyone's pitiful gaze boring into your back and could almost hear their thoughts every time you passed by each sorry look that they gave. You hated it.

So far, the only good thing that came out of that day was the nice old lady who had approached you and given you a bag of delicious pastries for you to eat. It lifted your mood a bit after she patted you on the back and left.

Then of course, because your luck was just so darned terrible, the moment you were finally at the front door of your apartment building, a man rushed past you and bumped into your shoulder, resulting in you falling on your ass and dropping the pastries into another puddle.

Those darned puddles.

At that point, you just didn't care anymore.

You were tired, hungry, upset, and just overall not in a good mood. So, you let out a scream into the palm of your hands, ignoring the people around the sidewalk that are most definitely staring at you right now.

After you've finished your little scream fest, you stand up and take a deep and long breath, whispering reassurances to yourself all the way back to your small studio apartment.

Everything was fine for a while.

You threw away your wasted pastries, changed into your comfy pajamas, and finally, sat down on your couch to watch the new episode of your favorite show. At least, that was the plan.

Imagine your shock when you find that the show was nowhere to be found on the site and when you looked up what happened to it, you just snapped.

The show had been discontinued.

-

That's pretty much how terrible your day has been. So now you're curled up in your blankets, crying into your phone with your boyfriend on the other line, whispering constant reassurances at you as you can hear him rushing through the crowds of the busy streets. It lightens up your mood a bit when you hear him yell at a bunch of random walkers, like you being sad over an unusually unlucky day was this big emergency.

When Marc bursts into your room, you immediately jump to your feet and into his embrace, Marc immediately wraps his arms around your waist and softly whispers into your hair. He doesn’t question you nor force you to talk. He just holds you tighter and tighter, making you feel safer as the seconds go by.

"You're okay, baby, you're okay, I'm here." He soothes, one of his hands gently patting your head as he presses multiple kisses to your forehead.

The dam that has been holding up all the emotions inside of you since the beginning of this day finally breaks and you start to fully cry into his shoulders. Everything is coming all at once and it's just too much. Your fear of getting fired by your boss, the worry of never being able to get rid of the stains on your work shirt, and the guilt of dropping those pastries that the old lady had been so kind to give to you. It’s all too much.

Marc guides you back to your bed, arms still tightly wrapped around you as he sways you back and forth to calm you down, all the while whispering comforting words into your ear.

The both of you stay like that for a while until your sobs quiet down and you can breathe slightly better now.

Suddenly, he pulls away but still keeps you at arm's length. You let out a disapproving whine at the loss of his warmth against your body, but when you look up, you notice the change in his expression and his posture.

His brows are more furrowed, his lips tightly shut and turned downwards to an upset frown. He's holding you by your forearms tightly as if holding back the urge to punch the wall next to him. It's not tight to the point of hurting though. You know Jake would never hurt you.

"Who did this to you?" He asks, the tone of his voice dangerous and threatening but you know they're not directed to you. You don't know to who the voice should be directed. Should it be for your boss who humiliated you in front of your friends and co-workers? Or maybe the driver who splashed mud all over your work clothes? Maybe the man who had pushed you and made you drop your pantries? No. You don't know because you can't blame any of them and can only blame your bad luck.

So you shake your head instead, indicating that you don't want to talk about it right now. Jake's face drops even more but he understands and opens his arms. You naturally fall into them, your back now pressed to his chest as he plays with your hair. He tells you about his day, about the different people he talked to working as a cabbie, and the criminals that he had caught. It's nice. You listen to him intently as his voice drowns out your loud thoughts.

Eventually though, after a while of hugging, your emotional breakdown starts to tire you. Your eyes are half-opened and you're yawning every few seconds. Jake chuckles at you.

"Guess it's Steven's turn to comfort you. He's always been the better cuddler after all." He says. His arms wrap around your stomach and his chin rests on your shoulder so you can turn and see his smile.

"You're all good cuddlers." You respond, a hand coming up to pat Jake's head and giving him a quick kiss on his cheek.

"But you won't deny that Steven's the best cuddler, huh?" You shake your head at his question with a shy smile, making him laugh a little. "I won't argue with that."

Jake holds you for a little longer before you can feel the way his posture changes, his eyes changing from the usual tense stare to Steven's often wide-eyed but still somewhat relaxed one.

"Hi, Steven." You greet him, the smile on your face lighting up even more. He smiles back at you of course and presses a quick kiss to your lips.

"Hi, love." He greets back.

You turn your body so that you're facing him now, and press your forehead against his. He then moves his hands to hold yours as you practice your breathing together. In and out. In and out. This is how it usually goes with Steven. A few minutes of just grounding yourselves before falling asleep.

You pull away first when you remember something important.

"Don't you have, um," You flail your hands around your face and do the motion of throwing a crescent blade, unsure of what word you should use to describe their nightly routines.

Steven laughs at your silly reenactment and shakes his head. "The old pigeon will understand. He's got a big ole soft spot for you actually." He tells you, to which your cheeks flush in embarrassment. Steven can't help but lightly pinch your cheeks.

He then lays down on your bed, pulling you with him and closer to him. His arms wrap cozily around your waist and his legs tangle themselves with yours. The position is comfy and warm but most importantly, it makes you feel safe.

Having Steven, Marc, and Jake around makes you feel so much safer now. No more worries are lingering in your head about what other things your bad luck would bring to you, no more fears of what the next day might become. All you can feel and hear right now is their heartbeat close to your ears and it's steady and calm and comforting in all the right ways.

[foxymoxynoona]

Hiii hello. Sorry I didn’t send anything about flux, I wanted to sooo bad but I got covid (this is now my third day of fever☺️), lost a really close relative in the span of like 12 hours and I’m in pain cause I’m about to get my period sooo my concentration is stagnant: level 0🙂. Everything is pretty much hurting like a bitch but don’t worry I read as soon as it came out and OF COURSE I sent it to 🌚 and we started arguing again. (Btw she knows everything because even tho she’s still at the beginning I was tired of not having anyone to vent to so I literally told her every single detail that made me go crazy lol).

Let’s start off by saying I’m like 50% satisfied? Wtf jk? Nothing more to say? Sure? Never took a pill in Ibiza? Alright that’s gonna be a fun conversation, just saying☺️. I swear with this guy it’s like one step forward and 10 steps back. Also jungkook got MAD, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him this angry towards her before. Should I say justified? Eeh I mean he never expressed how he actually felt regarding the Seojoon thing so for him to explode at some point was to be expected. I mean he got mad like at the beginning when the whole Lasagna Gate happened in her apartment but I don’t know, it hits different now.

Also, dr Kim I have a crush on you and the emotional stability you provide. You’re doing god’s work, truly. Even if you make me feel bad for defending Sasha because the rational side of me knows how there is no right or wrong in *most* situations here and everything is on a spectrum buuuut my irrational side is like fuck everything hug Sasha. A week ago we were talking about this in my group chat and I said “I think I empathize this much with her because we share some toxic traits so I try to find justification in her” and my friends (including 🌚) said “you think we’d let you to all the self sabotaging shit Sasha does? Don’t you dare, ESPECIALLY if you’re hooking up with Jeon Jungkook. You’re our key to become millionaires and you think we’d let that go to waste??” So loving and caring, my friends.

By the way I loove the discord channel, that was a great idea. I just need to figure out the time zones so i can text when everyone is awake😵‍💫

🌸

NOooooooooooo! I am so sorry! You have so many terrible things going on at once! I'm so sorry for your lost most of all; hopefully you'll be over the worst of covid soon. 💟💟💟

I hope the Flux drama a mental and emotional distraction when you needed it! Get wrapped up in their drama but rest in your own life 😢

I don't see why you would nee to feel bad about defending Sasha, though! Do you mean overall or in this specific instance?

It's been interesting reading commetns because I think we're all just so primed to be like "ok who was most right" in any situation we read, but I intentionally write really gnarled ones where there isn't usually some villain with an evil plan lol. I think too we were all so excited for Jungkook to finally speak up about some things we know he's been holding onto that we've forgotten he made that choice to not speak up about them in the first place and that doesn't excuse his behavior, even if it explains it. He can't hide his feelings and then when it's a convenient defense, finally let them erupt! Even if that's very human to do haha. Like if my kid kicks his brother, he can't just tell me "but he kicked me first" and I say oh ok, you're good to go then. Or even "he called me a poop head three days ago," "ah, got it baby, take him down then." 🤣

As much as we may want a partner to read our mind and notice when we are hurt, it's not fair to expect that and we need to communicate those things if we expect change. Now there are things they've argued about before that might still be happening, so I'm not saying this is just a wash in Sasha's direction either! That's why I had suggested in some other asks, it's really probably best to take things one at a time rather than trying to balance out some grand summation --not just because there are things on both sides, but because even though the context and cause behind things may be cumalitive, that doesn't mean the resulting actions were the mature/right ones. The mature relationship skill isn't to hold onto those things until you've hurt your partner and then whip them all out to deflect. I don't know that he was consciously doing that, but it's not that different actually than what everyone was mad at Namjoon doing. "Forget about X, she did Y so she's not allowed to be mad about Z."

Anywayyyy this is fun and tangled and I suspect mrelationship conselors would be salivating over this scenario LOL. But I'm glad you have friends who are looking out for you and your relationship with JK, even if it's so they can piggyback on your wealth 😂

I hope you get to feeling better soon and my best warm vibes go out to your family, I hope that isn't lessened by the goofy fic talk in the iddle of this ask.

[doubleddenden]

Okay. Okay so let's go over what just happened

1. Mobile bullshit they covered over the week already: L, nobody likes cafe

2. Unite Bullshit they could have covered on its designated day: L, took too damn long

3. BDSP Shaymin Event: kinda W?

4. Free update to Legends Arceus that adds small missions, what looks to be alpha outbreaks, and trainer battles: kinda W, but kinda pointless after beating it. At least the battles will be fun

5. Scarlet and Violet: overall I'll consider it a W because I was worried that I literally stayed up for nothing. I'm excited, but I'm also afraid. It looks promising, but also very, very unclean. It looks to me like it's that rumored Italian region.

Honestly the most hype thing for me about this is this

1. We'll finally be done with Galar. Miserable experience except for the DLC. Love Corviknight, hated Hop.

2. It looks like they really have learned a lot from developing LA, so much so that I thought it was a straight up dlc for it

3. New starters obviously! Looks like the rumors of the grass cat and fire... gator??? Thing? Panned out. The water duck or seagull thing with a hat is a nice touch. No names or types yet, but the cat looks the best so far. However I've learned my lesson with SwSh, and I'm gonna wait till I see final evolutions

Of course that gator... is it gator? It breaks the zodiac rule we've had for years now. Could lose its legs tho and become a snake? Lol who knows

4. The HYPE SEASON. This is my favorite part of any new generation. The rumors, the leaks, figuring out what's good info and what's not- I almost wanna say it's more exciting than the actual game, but that may have just been LGPE, SwSh, and BDSP.

But again, not exactly the crispiest, cleanest trailer. The security guard and coffee threw me for a loop- I thought that was Detective Pikachu 2- but the rest needs some work. A lot. Hopefully GF has plenty of help, they'll need it.

Disappointed to not hear anything about Home compatibility or any ports, and I'm almost disappointed to hear that there won't be DLC for Legends Arceus, because there was potential there.

At the same time, I think I'm honestly tired of all the bullshit and corporate hypocrisy associated with gen 8 entirely, and I'm kinda happy to be moving on.

Fuck you Galar, you took more than you ever gave. Thank you Hisui for being the beacon of hope this franchise needed.

Hopefully we get some more SV news soon! ScVi? ScarVi? ScVi kinda sounds like skivvy so that might be fun

As for the presentation grade: 6/10. We did not need all of that shovelware they already went over in the previous week. Do better next time.

[teamjacobthot]

so how r u going to write emily in your leah fic? salty, nuanced, or just leah's general feelings about her. whatever u choose i'm still gonna read, but i like when people treat her as a more complex character. yes what she did was really fucked up but she's also a person who's not completely horrible. she has layers, she has feelings, she has hobbies

first let me just say thank you SO much for sending this ask! ik I’m taking a long ass time to write enough of the story that I wanna share, and I really appreciate you for still being interested and voicing this question. writing takes me a while bc I work full time and I’m always tired and also the chapters are like really long rn and I also really want the writing to be good enough for my fandom friends to enjoy (not to mention that I have two very very busy betas to run this through). but tysm for your interest, it helps me keep going. now to answer your question…….

ngl I feel like I’ve accidentally developed the twins WAY more than emily at this point in the writing process but anyways

honestly this story isn’t like an emily punching bag or anything, and she’s not an antagonist. the imprinting thing is still gonna happen ofc, which is messy and also integral to leah’s origin story, but at the end of the day emily is still just a teenage girl like leah is, and leah is by no means some flawless angel here. I will say that emily’s not MY favorite character to write (and she never has been lbr) but she has hobbies and desires and values and drama of her own, and she’s not there to be a horrible person or like… ruin leah’s life. things just get fucked up.

that being said tho I’m taking the popular approach where em’s had some pretty shitty experiences w teen boys, but she’s overall nurturing and pretty corny in romantic relationships and has always wanted somebody like sam in her life bc he never folded on leah (until he has to). maybe deep down on her bad days emily wishes, in some way that wouldn’t harm leah, that a “sam” could step into her life. regular teenage jealously, ya know. so when sam + supernatural devotion to her step in, she eventually accepts the imprint, but not without feeling bad abt it at first. she loves romance and dating but she loves leah too.

at the same time, by the time the imprint happens leah already feels a lil betrayed/very stressed out on a couple of other fronts, and bc the story is in the limited third person pov and we only know how she’s feeling the whole time, we’ll know that she’s prone to reacting pretty quickly to things, not necessarily thinking them all the way through (like I’m building up a whole thing, you’ll just have to see lol).

overall tho, in my story, leah isn’t like the poor defenseless angel protagonist whose evil bitch of a cousin stole her bf after planning on it. things just get fucked up when ppl start phasing lmao

ty for the ask boo!

[char-lotteral]

Look I'm not one of those people who believe Kishimoto decided to have Hinata and Naruto end up in the middle part of Shippuden. I believe he decided in the very last arc but he wanted to sound smart so he said he decided earlier on. Otherwise, they obviously would have more scene together. In Shippuden, they have only three scenes together ; when Naruto came back, the pain attack and the neji death scene. That's it. In the original Naruto, they probably have less than ten canon scenes not including fillers.

So I'm sorry I'm one of those who wasn't convinced by The Last. They literally had a basic villain go after Hinata who was cringe btw (the villain). They gave Hinata op powers which she doesn't have in the novel 👀. Despite having op powers, they made her the damsel in distress. Very "The hero saves the princess" cliche. Again, to justify them being together. I mean Naruto can't differentiate his love for ramen and romantic love so how??? He was just being nice to Hinata just like he does to everyone. He stood up for her just like he does for everyone.

Don't get me started on the Sakura Sasuke relationship 🤣. Cringe. They never knew each other. The whole Sakura's love for Sasuke saved him doesn't make sense. They spent barely a year in their genin year before sasuke left. Sasuke tried to kill Naruto and Sakura multiple times. Then at the end of the war, Kishimoto tried to do the "oh they have such a deep understanding between each other" which comes off as cringey. He gets her pregnant then leaves for years. She's literally a single mom who's broke.

Every relationship in Naruto is so cringey and forced except shikatemari. Kishimoto should've focused on the main story and fixed his potholes and leave the ending open.

Naruto would not have been perfect but at least it would've been remembered for staying true to its vision but instead it's remembered for cringey relationships, dumbass villain (except pain and madara) and a story that lost its core which is a shame coz I used to love Naruto. I was inspired by its messages but now....

OKAY LOL WAIT I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS LONG ASS RANT PREPARED XD

BUT FIRST Ive read what you said and I lowkey agree :p

HOWEVER

I DRAW THE LINE AT TONERI SLANDER. BECAUSE WHY

TONERI?? CRINGE?? THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER??

LOOK AT HIS WHITE FLUFFY HAIR AND HIS CERULEAN BLUE ORBS STARING DEEPLY INTO YOUR SOUL

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW?!#*@*#&@*

okay lol now for the juicy part click readmore and beware I shall be brutally honest so yea enjoy

I mean, Naruto in general is a mess, not just the ships if we're being realistic. Alot of plotholes, rushed endings, this and that, the w a r a r c, Kaguya, the way they rushed Boruto ehhh. Honestly, getting into Naruto is literally my biggest regret of 2020 :"DD

Im an NH shipper as you can tell by my hotmess of a blog but i fully respect your opinion and understand your point of view. I also know a bunch of nh stans who have their complaints with their development. I wish Kishi gave more attention to his female cast really, thats all I fucking ask. If he did that one single basic thing, then maybe the endgame relationships wouldnt have been an asspull and theyd be given propper screentime with their love interest, both Sakura and Hinata. The Last tbh i think the writers played it safe and stuck to the whole Naruto shounen vibe thingy, so im not surprised it was plotted that way. Typical cliché shounen movie.

But does that bother me? No! The Last was a mess, their development was shit, they definitely needed more screentime but hey at the end of the day theyre cute as fuck, we have that kiss scene, flirting scenes, a shit ton of official art, three kids, Seiki's gif :33 and a whole ass arc for their wedding all that for just a shounen anime so eh. Compensates for it i guess xD theyre not toxic, unhealthy or whatnot. Theyre wholesome, soft and vanilla as fuck and exactly what i need in my hectic life rn. No drama, just two kind souls who are adorable as heck and theyre dynamic means so much to me and I will love them until i shall leave this earth.

Anon, im not even gonna waste my time and defend their development because i think it sucked too xD but if you wanna know why i love them so so so soooo much, Id be more than willing to tell you :33

Sasuke and Sakura on the other hand eeeehhhh i can see why people like them. Sasuke's hot, he's your typical hot bad boy aad Sakura's hot and pretty too. Basic blue and pink trope. Aside from their canon interactions, fans have all the opportunity to play around with their dynamic but for me, its just sooo basic and so hetero and can easily appeal to any 16 yr old teenage girl, no wonder it has an active fanbase on twt and---- AM I MAKING ANY SENSE? AHDBAJJE LIKE ITS SO-- BASIC, your usual bad boy x pretty girl trope that you get to read in YA and coming of age novels. Not only that, but going back to canon, they have too many negative interactions for me to like them together :p The least Sakura can do is put down her own foot and yell at him for not contacting them for god knows how long. I also dont like how he always gets easily forgiven >=[[. I mean at least He's compensating as a dad good for him but ehhhh i still dont like him and Sakura together :v And im not falling for that "Sakura is the reason why Sasuke isnt lonely anymore" because thats NARUTO AHHH. Sasuke said that Multiple times. HE LIGHTS A FIRE INSIDE OF ME. HES MY SUN. MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND. LIEK?? THATS NARUTOOO romantic or not, Naruto was the reason for his not so lonely existence anymore smh >=[[

Sasuke almost murdered her and Naruto and made their lives a living hell but hey its all good!! He's my best friend and Sakura loves him!! So set him freeee into the worldddd~~

Sasuke left his family without even simply contacting them but can easily contact Naruto through a hawk but hey thats fine! His and Sakura's feelings are connected afterall! Sasuke gave her a ring and said thank you! Who cares about leaving your family. She loves him and he loves her so yey!!! All is forgiven :D

DID I MENTION SASUKE ALMOST MUREDERED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND HE WASNT CALLED OUT FOR THAT@*#&@??!?#,*@#,#

Sasuke gets too many life points this isnt fair >=[[ But tbh he's nerfed so bad in Boruto manga and anime power wise. Like in that time travel arc and the manga. The rinnegan kunai thing was still so funny to me even if it was Borushiki. I just idk its so funny to me lmaoo

OKAY WHAT ELSE. I dont even know any more. Im tired of complaining about Naruto and just when Ive finally gone a little bit away from Naruto, Hinata fucking pulls me in again 😩 she has me on chokehold pls send help. Watch castlevania!!! and one piece!!!! ten times better than this anime about a loud blonde boi who wants to be president. Trust me

overall, i dont fully agree but i lowkey agree i guess. I do respect your opinion tho :))

EXCEPT WHEN YOU CALLED TONERI CRINGE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THAT SEXY MF CRINGEY---

[goldencurve]

I was going through your old (and i mean OLD like a year ago) [i'm trying to find a specific video *sigh*] and noticed how you were more... how do i say this, interactive? you were positively looking for videos requested by anons and replying in detail. now you just upload the asks and thats it. lol! I guess people do change. no shade tho, keep being you. 👍🏻

I don’t think I’ve changed-changed, but yeah I’m not as nice as I used to be.. But I did also try really hard to be nice, to not come across as rude and to make sure to treat each message as a friend. That didn’t come natural but was instead a conscious effort that became harder and harder to keep up over time. Dealing with many people is very tiring to me, especially since I’m not generally chatty and don’t have a need to make a lot of friends. I simply did not enjoy forcing myself so I stopped

I didn’t make this blog to talk with people. I wanted to upload jgv, make gifs, say something if I had something to say and maybe help people who needed help … I did not expect it would develop into such a chatty blog, and while I do have days where I like to talk with people, I have more days where I don’t - It depends on my mood and the topic of conversation

With that being said, compared to the beginning of this blog, I do get quite a lot of asks where y’all talk about stuff I’m not interested in, so I have naturally nothing to add. That’s fine. I think it’s nice y’all talk about the stuff you want. It is also very convenient since this blog has a good following that benefits of everyone’s short commentaries on videos. I appreciate that, I just personally don’t always feel like joining in. There are also some topics that get a little bit repetitive, some I already have voiced my thoughts on before - and since I usually don’t like repeating myself if I don’t have anything new to add, I’ll either just keep quiet or only add a small comment

Overall, I’ve just lost interest in interacting with people. I still enjoy having this blog and making some stupid comments haha, but yeah, I am way more nonchalant compared to the beginning. I’m cool with that though, I’ve always been someone that observed rather than interacted. I’m not too concerned with being someone other people want me to be - although I do get it’s more appealing to follow someone who is dedicated to their blog and its followers

… Looking back at it now, I can totally understand why you wanted to comment on it. I used to be so sweet and useful 😭 That’s still me, just not how I portray myself on the blog anymore. PC users can see my old way of being by going to goldencurve.tumblr.com/page/243 

[suga-kookiemonster]

✨check in tag ✨

tagged by the cursed babies @kpopfanfictrash @bendthekneetobangtan and @underthejoon. thank u, my loves 💕

1. why did you choose your url?

because when i was asked to choose a url, i took two seconds tops to think of one and thought i was hilarious 😂 started out with the kookiemonster pun and then thought it would be even funnier to make it a sugar cookie. three members all in one! and now i'm like...sigh. this is who we are now LOL

2. any sideblogs?

yes! this blog is actually a sideblog (@makasouls is my main). i've also got my fic rec blog @kimchi-recs, a to read blog, a private blog that has my old url but i use to keep up with ongoing fics, and the url @winwinsdurag that i took after watching 90s love because it was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣. i don't use that one for anything but testing theme layouts, tho.

3. how long have you’ve been on tumblr?

YIKES!! ☠️ overall, i think i've been here since 2012? on various blogs. but i've been on this kpop blog since 2017!

4. do you have a queue tag?

yes! well fuck queue too

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

i honestly don't remember why i came to tumblr all those years ago, but this blog was created because i could see myself spiraling down the bts rabbithole and didn't want to overwhelm my main blog followers with kpop content 😂

6. why did you choose your icon?

every time taehyung does something that upsets me, i make it my icon to remind myself of my bad life choices

7. why did you choose your header?

i just thought that scene was cute 🥰

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

on this blog? a post where i warned everybody about the new tumblr update LMAO! but after that, i think it might be my fic good girl, followed by the first chapter of ego!

9. how many mutuals do you have?

i have no idea and idk how or why people keep up with that lol. mutual culture is weird and i don't understand it 😂

10. how many followers do you have?

there are a little under 14k of you wonderful people hanging around this dumpster fire of a blog🥺💜

11. how many people do you follow?

uhhhh *checks* 570! but i just recently did a mass cleanse of my follows--i think i had upwards of 700 before 😂 that's something i do from time to time on all of my social media--go through and assess whether i actually still want to be tied to certain people. if i see i'm no longer interested in your content or that you haven't posted in a long while, i'll just unfollow 🤷🏽‍♀️

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

all of my posts are shitposts, have you met me ☠️

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

hmmm, depends on how bored i am! i often check it throughout the day, though i may not be actively posting/answering asks, because i have a job lol. but when i'm really busy (hanging out with family or friends or with life in general) i may not log in at all. that's why i like to keep a queue running.

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

i tend to keep to myself because i don't like drama and like to protect my peace lol. there's enough ridiculousness to deal with irl, so i like to keep my space a fun place to be! i don't entertain immaturity and stupidity, but i also won't allow people to walk all over me. so if you've seen me pop off at someone, trust that there was a reason why 💅🏾

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

very reminiscent of my early tumblr years when superwholock reined supreme. i thought we had all grown out of that LMAO yikes 😂

16. do you like tag games?

yes! i may not always do them because sometimes i forget or i'm just too busy/tired, but i think they're fun.

17. do you like ask games?

always! i always like to do when when i know i have more time to sit down and interact. interaction and the sense of community are the best things about tumblr, and ask games are one of the ways i love connecting with you guys.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

i have no idea who the youths are following nowadays 🤣 i told you, i tend to keep to myself! and being "tumblr famous" means absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things--as i mentioned before, it's the connections you make with people that really matter! and i can say this, as someone who has written for both large and small fandoms. honestly, if you're that focused on a follower count, you really need to stop and reevaluate.

19. do i have a crush on a mutual?

i have never been subtle about my love for kim seokjin, and @kpopfanfictrash has yet to convince me that she's not actually seokjin running an extremely long, extremely detailed catfish

tagging: whoever else wants to do this 😘😘

[corancoranthemagicalman]

💜🌱🌻💜🌱🌻💜🌱🌻💜

I actually *think* I saw something about a class or studying that made me think you're in university. Obvs people can go to university at older ages but maybe it was a bit of the shouting about eating glass lol. Fun fact: I found out recently that my grandparents love the first shrek movie. Lol my mom hates it and I didn't see it until I was in university probably. I'm flabbergasted that my grandma likes it.

Yes, I'm 26. And when I was in highschool people often thought I was in university.

I'm for sure a libra! This isn't part of the game but my hogwarts house is slytherin and I think that overlaps with some scorpio traits?

I am currently single. I do have ba lot of friends but I find it difficult to make *close* friends.

Eyes are blue! And I'd also consider myself an extroverted introvert.

You're better at this than you think lol I do garden, I love reading, I draw/paint/sew/crochet and I love to research things!

My favorite season is autumn, though :) I love the colors and the crisp air that is different than the crisp air of spring. Spring is probably my second favorite.

That sounds like a pretty good weekend (I also play dnd) 🌻 I'll be doing chores and crocheting a sweater

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Oh, yeah!! I forget how much I actually talk sometimes lol. And the glass diet is one of my key traits lol. Shrek is a masterpiece, so your grandparents have good taste. No counting for you mom, though. Sorry :/ (KIDDING. But seriously, Shrek is a great film.) As a similar fun fact: My grandfather pretty much hates music made after ‘68 unless it’s church hymnals. Except for the Top Gun soundtrack. He loves Berlin’s Take My Breath Away. I do not blame him. It’s my favorite song on the track too. But my surprise when I started obsessing with the soundtrack and he started singing along cannot be measured.

!!! Oh interesting!!! I at the age of 14 got told I looked like a kid’s 36yo teacher because I “looked like her height” so that was fun. On one hand, being thought of as mature when I was younger was nice, but as soon as I hit like 17 I was mostly just tired of dudes hitting on me at work until I subtly started dropping the fact that I was underage. Dudes backed off quickly. Which sort of restored my faith in humanity.

Oh, Slytherins could totally be either or, I feel. I just think that Scorpio matches the traits of the Slytherins we actually got to see the most. And if you’ve read my bio, I’m a Hufflepuff!! So that’s fun!! Further creating the mental image of you in my head.

I was the same way until I met my best friend at university. Sort of feel like I’ve known her my whole life. I could get into my tragic backstory of being the outcast of my friend circle, how I was thee enemy of one of my “friend’s” teenage drama movie life, and etc etc. But the long and short of it is I always had trouble making deep connections. Don’t get me wrong, I love making friends and getting to know people!! I have a lot of friends now and I love them all!! Recently I’ve been going through things and trying to keep up with everyone is, unfortunately, exhausting or impossible. Which is awful but something I’m trying to work through and for the most part, my friends are very understanding and I love and bless them for it. But my best friend, it never feels exhausting talking to her. We don’t talk all the time but we talk once a day. And IDK I just literally can’t remember a time without her almost—I do, obviously—but remembering that time without her is like: how did I live without her? She’s amazing and supportive and if I’ve gotten anything out of my university experience, it’s her.

Ah!! Blue eyes!!! I think they’re so lovely :)) I can see that. Extroverted Introvert solidarity. 👊😔

DAMN. I’m sorta proud of myself?? Does it feel like cheating if I said painting and crotcheting was what first came to mind for me when answering but I only say it after you mentioned them lol. Researching is fun so I do not blame you for that hobby lol.

The end of a fairly decent run. Drat. I’ll be honest, I love autumn conceptually, but over here we don’t have any season other than hot and one week of freezing weather which is why I prefer Winter. I can wrap up if I’m cold; can’t strip off too many layers if I’m hot. The breezes we get in autumn are worth it, though, and I love autumn aesthetically. So I can respect that.

ASDFGHJKL YOU ALSO PLAY DND. Bestie, what class do you play?! Our game was hectic tonight since we had unexpected guest stars (one of our players came directly from the beach with his family so his wife and kids jumped in on our game for this session), but overall fun. I’m just dead tired so I’m turning in early so hopefully, I’m rested enough tomorrow to finish some homework that’s due. (Nothing too bad but I might’ve accidentally pushed it a wee bit. I’m confident in getting it done tho so no big.)

I hope the chores bring you harmony and relaxation, and I hope the sweater is fun!!! Is it a gift or a personal project? My mother used to crotchet a lot. I couldn’t pick up a lick of it, but I liked seeing everything.

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[craicthatniall]

If you don't mind me asking, what kind of diet and exercise are you doing? I'm desperately trying to lose weight.

because i wrote a bit, i am going to put this under a read more (:

i dont mind sharing! i am not an expert and i got no help coming up with this workout. i have been doing a similar workout since i started about 3-4 months ago. ive lost about 35 pounds so far so its def doing something. all i have been doing is the treadmill. every few weeks i make the workout harder by changing minutes, mph, incline. 

above is my current one. 65 minutes. burns about 670 calories. i do it 4 days a week (saturday, sunday, tuesday, thursday) sometimes ive done 5 days if i find time. 5 days is also alot. it makes me very sore and tired so its not really smart for me to do 5.

dieting wise. i kinda just cut back a lot. i was eating really unhealthy. i eat less and smaller portions now. for lunch i eat salad with maybe a side of carrots or some fruit. dinner kinda depends if i go out or not. im a huge fan of soup so i eat that a lot lol. i dont really snack anymore. but i do treat myself once a week to something. i went for ice cream with my dad and sister the other night. it was so good haha.

so overall im not really following any sort of workout or diet. its kinda just stuff im coming up with that works. i do need to start lifting weights tho cause im def too weak atm and my dad keeps pushing me to start lifting. so ill probs start that next week and can let u know what i come up with for that!