#ova vanilla ice jjba

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

"I have nothing to lose, you have everything to lose."

[neon-ufo]

i'm finally allowed to post my piece for the Stardust OVA zine! ❤️ I think it turned out really intriguing, so I'm very excited to share it!!

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Dio the personal grooming advisor

[littleankou]

I lied about the last post being my yearly DioNilla contribution. Have this one with the urusei yatsura trend because I cant animate

[raidenssss]

Some guy: FIND GOD✝️🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣✝️🗣🔥✝️🗣

Vanilla Ice: I already did.

(Vine boom)

Vanilla Ice: And hes bisexual.

(Vine boom)

Vanilla Ice: And he doesnt like you.

(Explosion)

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🍦

[kittiwrites]

Dating Headcanons for Dio's Minions

Characters: Hol Horse, Mariah, Steely Dan, Vanilla Ice

I'm rewatching jjba and was thinking how so many of dio's minions just appear for like 2 episodes (if they aren't just hiding while their stand gets all the attention) then vanish. I can't help but think what else are these guys like besides the quick glimpses we see of them. So i picked a few of my fav part 3 villains to write about...though I think it's kinda obvious my fav is Hol Horse. Anyways here are some headcanons on what it would be like to be in a relationship with these goofballs + some general headcanons.

Hol Horse 🐎

He can be very flirty, and gives lots of compliments. He does this to a lot to other women, but that doesn't mean what he says isn't genuine, he means it.

He has issues with committing to one relationship. If he were to be in a long term committed relationship, he'd want them to be a drifter like him.

Being in a relationship with him involves lots of traveling and action. You travel with him by many means, in a car, on a horse, on an elephant, or even on a motorcycle (thanks 90s jojo ova for giving us the image of hol horse riding a bike)

He likes it when the two of you are riding horseback and you hold onto him from behind...he misses it when he rides alone.

He keeps a picture of you in his wallet

He can get very protective of you and even somewhat jealous. You have to stop him from shooting random dudes who stare at you for too long or try to flirt with you.

Isn't interested in getting married or settling down with you, at least for now. He just wants you by his side as he travels the world.

His petnames for you: Baby, Darling, Sugar, Sweetheart

Misc. Headcanons:

He has somewhat of an oral fixation...not necessarily as a sexual thing, he just likes having something to chew on or stick out of his mouth. It's partially why he started smoking

He eventually stops smoking but still gets cravings.

Mariah 🧲

Very flirty, likes to tease you a lot.

Can be kind of touchy at times, likes to see you blush.

Likes to go on nice dates with you, likes it even more when you pay the bill.

Will hold your hand a lot, makes it very obvious to others that the two of you are a thing.

Secretly thinks about using her stand on you to mess with you and have the two of you get stuck together (or more like have you get stuck to her)

Might eventually be interested in settling down and marrying you, especially after Dio is defeated.

Her petnames for you: Darling, Sweet Thing, Dear, Handsome/Beautiful

Misc. Headcanons:

so uh...remember how she keeps metallic things in her bra as a means to attack...well she doesn't just keep weapons in there. Yep, sometimes she might just pull out money, credit card, and even a phone out of there 0_0

She has a specific routine she follows at night before bed. She also takes a long time to get ready in the morning...she has to look her best after all.

Steely Dan 😈

He can be very cruel to others, but he's sweet towards you.

He likes to take you on nice fancy dates...just don't ask how he gets the money to take you on all these nice dates

Related to the above point, he likes to give you nice jewelry he "finds".

Similarly to Hol Horse, he can get protective/jealous of any man who looks at you too long. He uses his stand to inflict severe pain on guys who get the wrong idea.

I think he might be interested in settling down. He likes to tell people he's just a poor guy struggling to make ends meet for his wife and kids...maybe the wife and kids part doesn't need to be a lie 😏

His petnames for you: Babe, Baby, Precious, Cutie

Misc Headcanons:

He does actually have a job as a kebab salesman, but that's just a distraction from his main source of income: stealing and extorting others.

I don't think he'd be bad towards his own kids if he were to have any, but he's not a good role model at all. He probably teaches them how to steal and intimidate the other kids.

Vanilla Ice 🧊

No matter what, he's still devoted to Dio. He'd probably only be with someone just as loyal as he is. Dio is his #1, but you can be his #2.

Dates with him are rare, as he's usually busy with whatever Dio commands him to do. It's more common to just spend short amounts of time together enjoying each others company while not doing anything in particular.

A good listener. Likes to listen to you talk. He's very quiet and rarely talks about himself.

Is willing to die for you and to kill for you

He thinks about settling down with you in the event that Dio wins and the Joestars are defeated. Until then, he's too busy for marriage.

In the event that Dio dies but Vanilla Ice somehow still lives...then he will marry you. You will become his new devotion.

His petnames for you: Dear, My love, My light, Loved one

Misc Headcanons:

He secretly loves sweets. And yes, he does love vanilla ice cream (may or may not be how he named Cream).

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Finished JJBA part 3

So Iggy's death was fucked up in Part 3 but it was actually very different compared to the OVA, where he instantly got merced by Vanilla Ice instead. It made me really sad. Yesterday I was talking to my coworker about her dog that just passed away so this one took me off guard. It's crazy how Iggy did jack shit for the time he was there until he found the mansion by accident, and then he became a diehard Jojo because the fucking bird got his paw. The "human" voice coming from Iggy's thoughts was incredibly funny but the timing of Iggy showing us his character and resolve shortly before his death made it devastating.

Avdol's second "death" was almost identical to his first death except a lot more definite. Poor bastard never got to fight before he was vored. Avdol is cool-headed like Jotaro but he's more analytical and heroic so I really liked him. I wish he got more battles.

Kakyoin, RIP :( you had the worst stand but you were the smartest character. I thought the show did a good job at showing us how far hed gone during the D'arby race episode just beforehand.

Joseph's "death"... it's incredible how quickly Kakyoin was written off as dead but then Jotaro fucking resurrects Joseph with Dio's blood. I think it fits Joseph, it doesn't matter what you throw at this guy, he is not staying down. I found it hilarious the first thing he tried to do was prank Jotaro and then he nearly got re-killed because of it. Joseph has constantly evaded the "fate" defined for the Joestar family members of dying young and he is even still alive after his grandson and great-grandaughter get merced in part 6. He literally never dies during the entire jojos timeline.

I like how messed up Polnareff was that Avdol died saving him twice and then Iggy went and did the exact same thing. It makes it more satisfying when he killes Vanilla Ice a moment later, saving the others from a terrifying foe, and then when he hops in at the last minute to save Jotaro from Dio later. But then, again, Jotaro puts himself at risk to save Polnareff. I see Polnareff as the "heart" of the group. But I already know his weird turtly fate the next time he encounters a timeskip user.

Dio is a very fun character. Interesting how part 3 didn't bother reminding us about him and sort of assumed we already knew who he was, but at the same time you get the perspective of all the modern characters who see him as some terrifying charismatic demon. The people sticking around since Part 1 have seen that Dio is ultimately a very evil british teenage twink on an ego trip. We see some of his ability to respect the strength of others when he resurrects the loyal Vanilla Ice, but ultimately he'll freak the fuck out when confronted with someone stronger than him. He rage gamer tilts against Jotaro and makes himself vulnerable in the process.

I think this would've been solved more quickly if Joseph taught Jotaro how to use Hamon.

[aranita-vera]

“YOU SHITTY LITTLE MUTT! HOW DARE YOU?! YOU MADE ME DESTROY AN IMAGE OF LORD DIO!”

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

The nerve of this guy with his pink hair and permanent marker eyebrows

[bustedrocket]

ova Ice + green crop top...yeah

[soulspark]

[silver-focus-lining]

I just had the weirdest dream that Vanilla Ice (from JoJo, not the rapper) was Kakyoin’s father (In ova artstyle too). Like, literally everything else in the story of JoJo part 3 was the same except that.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of my complicated dream that I had this morning.

I’ve gotta stop sleeping past 11 AM on the non school days.

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conversations at Dio’s thot manor

[littleankou]

Drew the two dog-kicking vampire boyfriends as that one scott pilgrim meme I saw some ppl doing. As always, im a sucker for their OVA designs. I forgot to make a variation with the anime colours this time, sorry. Here my children, have my yearly Dionilla contribution

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