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silvermuffins · 3 years ago

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NieR: Automata: it's a toofer kinda night

Listen. That chapter zero post? Was a headache. But my lad 9S is fuckin' missing and I'm gonna fuckin' find him.

emil just tears around the city ruins wherever i happen to be

i am gonna swing by the machine village to check what's good there, and also shove money at the inventor because i have a lot of money now

i will then return to the flooded city to find my boy bc i think that's the likeliest place?

my scanner pod is pinging p intensely on the way to the village?

over a simple gadget????

i think it was pinging toward the village but inventor first!

sure is foggy by the amusement park, not sure i've seen that before

with all the "two days later" cuts in helping the inventor 9S has now been missing for like a week

yeah sure have my 100,000 i know where to fish to make the big bucks

9S HAS NOW BEEN MISSING FOR TWO WEEKS

WHAT HAVE I DONE

wait what the fuck is that in the background

laser???

THAT'S WHAT HE USED MY MONEY FOR?

HE SENT A ROCKET TO MARS????

IS IT HANGING WITH OPPY NOW DOES OPPY HAVE COMPANY

sir that ain't a defeat i think that's a victory....

HIS ROCKET CAME BACK TOO???

well i can get meteorite shards and an alien mask

i am also going to be even friendlier to meeses and boar now

wait when did i get the quality sachet SINCE WHEN CAN I RIDE ANIMALS

yeah my scanner is pinging like crazy in the village!

i need to get out of the habit of making my bulletpoints with hyphens tumblr will do it for me now

POD SAYS PING THING IS UP WHERE PASCAL IS

nope just over a silver ore on the roof....how the fuck does this thing work

nobody in the village is saying anything regarding giant fish thing, including Pascal, but at least pascal seems to be okay

god you can see that launch tower from real far away

I AM RIDING A MOOSE

i appreciate the scanner leading me to shit i just wish i knew why some shit pings it and some doesn't

im full up on copper ore again already?

repeatedly yeets myself into pits, incurring fall damage every time

got a live YoRHa but it aint 9S....

and another one (that's three total)....this one has amnesia.....

that's four...this one's too afraid to do much....again: why can YoRHa feel things? like fear?

ooh, weapon get!

"while the other one just gives up and becomes a tail instead" ftyugihj

amazing

thats another yorha

i found another weird door and apologetic machine

found a strong signal but it appears to be in a wall???

oh i found another yorha and this time we've got voices--

she knows a thing!

he got sent flying.....but we have a guess at where he ended up!

looks like he ended up....near the amusement park? but how do i get THERE?

i have gotten as close as i can on the surface...it looks like he may be underground? maybe i'll try the cave-in....

bingo. dead androids here, and i DO recall an alternate path....coincidentally right where the androids are....."coincidentally"

oh fuck he's been kidnapped hasn't he

i can use this elevator now

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

shit boutta go down i can feel it

shit boutta go down like this elevator is going down

..................it's white?

"copied city" what the fuck

it looks....made of paper

crystallized silicon and carbon, unknown purpose, unknown builders.....but it's in the same goddamn tunnel that led to the alien mothership and the architecture is markedly different from the cities above

but also: very familiar? i'm not sure what this architecture is bc im not that kind of nerd but it's definitely earth!!!

i am given a choice of two paths. one has my destination marker and a bunch of dead yorha

so, obviously, i'm going the other way

its nothing okay fiiiiiine ill go the other way, mom

UGH

....LOTS of dead yorha down here....some of them together

scanner's going crazy.....ONE of these corpsey bitches must be alive. hopefully MY bitch.

or it's another item i apparently need

seriously i'm counting over 20 dead yorha this is unnerving

goddammit it WAS another useful item

25, plus two of the kind that you absorb and get chips

....buncha tiny cubes rolling across the floor on their own. slowly.

this looks like an arena

yep there they go building a wall to block escape!

okay we have a LOT to unpack holy shit

i am still mid-fight (start of like the third segment???)

PREDICTABLY, THE CUBES CONVERGED INTO BOSSFIGHT

ken doll sephiroth has learned to play dressup! by which, of course, I mean that Adam is wearing a shirt now. and also glasses.

considering i witnessed his birth he fucking built this place FAST

Adam is kinda a pushover as things stand

and like he aint wrong that humans are fucking all about killing one another, and honestly i'm kinda wondering if that's foreshadowing the "humans are engineering this war to make androids fight continuously for some reason"

but that is so far from all we are

ALSO HE FUCKING HAS 9S CRUCIFIED????

RESCUE THE BABY BOY

the things adam does with his mouth make me uncomfy

also he's. severed from the network. buddy does eve know about this???

BUT. FCUKING.

9S!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW HE GOT TAKEN HOSTAGE

HE'S STILL ALIVE THO......

I KIND OF GET THE FEELING HE WON'T BE FOR LONG :C

AND IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE PROLOGUE ALL OVER AGAIN

AND 2B WILL REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT 9S WON'T KNOW JACK SHIT

I ALMOST HAVE ADAM BEAT NOW WHAT BULLSHIT IS HE GONNA PULL

DIE YOU ASSHOLE

i still feel weird about the fact ken doll sephiroth has blood

he is hugging me. badtouch,

also i SWEAR i killed him when he was first born and that's how Eve got born

........hooboy Eve will NOT be happy about this

BUT FOR NOW, MY BOOOYYYY

"let's go home"

awwww it's from the box art!

so he's going up body and all and 2B is character development...

it's unnerving how empty the resistance camp still is.....

apparently 9S will be partnered with us again! but will he remember....? how bad is the damage....?

buys some new weapons from the twins

back to the factory???

gonna yeet myself up to bunker for a hot second to get more plug-in chip slots

upgrades pod b while i'm here

okay i have my chips set up....god i am too terrified of dabbling in chip fusion, i'm sure i can make some powerful shit if i just figure out HOW but you know what let's save up the moolah again first

wait where did all my sidequests go-- oh they require 9S don't they

OH HEY the machines around here don't automatically fight me anymore

time to meet pascal!

machines can be unpredictable. this amuses me.

"language provides many ways to hide one's true intentions" yes pascal that is how the fae work

okay....IN!

...................................immediately this is a cult church religion thing and i KNOW it's gon be weird

oh more elevators i wasn't able to use before huh

i think we went down?

looks where those two under-factory sidequests are...both are still lower. one's a LOT fucking lower.

how deep does the YoRabbitHolea go????

im not gonna have to kill these dudes' god, am i?

and is "his grace" their god? or their high priest?

do they now think adam was god, and something about being suddenly disconnected from the network forms the basis of their religion???

annnd their god is....empty?

oh FUCK

OKAY NO I AM NOT DOWN WITH NONCON APOTHEOSIS

gimme yo money tho

just kills them all, that counts as escaping

9S hacked into a machine all the way from the bunker?!

annnnd there's a bunch of scared machines here who are super upset that things played out like this.....dude your fellows tried to do some creepy shit

wtf is this song actually in english?!

sells the machine some fish surely that will help

where the FUCK is this

pascal has a jetpack....

wait i'm underground now? like super deep where the one sidequest is....

can we not with the salvation = death shit!!!!

oops i got crushed

oh my god this is the first time i've had to pick a dying message.....

THESE MESSAGE OPTIONS.....

the one it made for me was "A carefree android fell in the depths of hell"

going with "A sea-loving android could not get up again somewhere very dark"

okay better go pick up my body. it's on a conveyor belt with squishy thingies so uh, hopefully, i'll get to it....

oh nice it put it at the start of the conveyor belt

wait what's the difference between retrieving and repairing body

googles it

repair has a risk of it becoming hostile???? no thank u,

9S!!! had a picture of him that time!!!! aaaaaaaaaa

CAN WE STOP WITH THE KAMIKAZE BOTS....

tries to platform across the top of this area but the machines keep coming and knocking me off >:c

you'd think they'd stop spawning eventually!

2B!! why do you keep just walking backward off the edge!!!!

oh my GOD i cannot get across these fucking platforms! i don't think i'm supposed to be going this way but that's exactly why I'm going this way!

OH MY FUCKING GOD 2B STAY ON THE FUCKING PLATFORM

SHE JUST FUCKING YEETS HERSELF THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION FOR NO GODDAMN REASON

STOP FUCKING RANDOMLY YEETING YOURSELF

finally

weapon get!

engine blade....magic.....royal family

wait is that fuckin' Noctis's sword??? it's here????

based on the weapon story: YUP

watches pascal fall through every hole in the stairs

continues to take EVERY side path on the way out

elevator or door???

let's try the elevator

oh thank god, save point

OH it's the same one from earlier

still good!

oh fuck more crushers

this time with steam so i can't see what's happening

these poor machines.....this is why you don't join cults!!!!

platforms through this entire area

OH AM I FINALLY DONE HERE

AM I OUT

THIS SEGMENT WAS LONG

IT'S 4:30 IN THE MORNING

OH FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED A FRIENDLY....i should've talked to him....

i thought he was dead, i was destroying the bodies

get me out of here

that's an arena if ever i saw one

YUP THERE GOES THE EXIT

AND HERE COMES THE SPIDER

9S continues to save my ass

this thing's got a celestial script name!!! uhh

SOS...E....I???? SOSEJ? ....Sausage?

probably SOSEI

did this fucker just find a new way to make itself impervious to attacks

not quite, whew

and i get an epic anime samurai takedown!

surely it's over now....surely....

elevator clearly going up, thank god

....ironically

ohhh and that's the OTHER elevator

okay is this the way out of here? i think it is....

im gonna have to cw this part huh...i have not been explicit about what's going on because IF YOU KNOW THEN YOU KNOW but

jeezums

it's fucking disturbing

god the eight machines who greeted me when i walked in are all......fuuuuuuck

get me the fuck out of here

i was right. eve is not happy.

very much not

he also still hasn't learned to wear clothes--

eve

eve bruh

that does NOT look healthy

pascal OUT like i must go my people need me

AND NOW THE RESISTANCE CAMP IS UNDER ATTACK

it's probably eve out for revenge like he just SAID he'd do

i should probably stop for the night but

everything happens so goddamn much!

oh huh both the resistance camp and pascal's village are down due to interference....

in the interest of not borking my sleep schedule overmuch i am stopping here for the night

buuuut i do not work tomorrow so we're on

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