#ouma headcanons

[yawujin]

how the v3 boys would react to being called a 'pretty boy'

type | short-read , reaction , non killing game, lighthearted, fluff , gender neutral reader.

shuichi saihara ♡

he would be caught off guard

he would begin to smile and not be able to stop

that is, until he clears his throat to stop himself

you could still see his lips though

he looked so funny trying to hide his expression from you

"that's—" he would start, but give up and just let out an awkward laugh

'that means a lot coming from someone like you'

is what he would say but

he's still so very shy whenever you're near

poor boy bless him

rantaro amami ♡

he'd be very accepting towards your compliment

he gets it a lot after all

he's very sweet though so

he would definitely give you a compliment in return

then you become the one who's flustered

"what can i say? it's true (Y/N)." he smiles

internally you're just like '!!!"

but in the end you take the compliment

you just can't deny it

K1B0/kiibo ♡

oh, he's very flattered

believe me

he just doesn't know how to express it

human emotions are hard

"thanks! uh—really..."

how do you even return a compliment?

think, kiibo, think!

all in all, he wants to give one back buttt

he wants it to seem heartfelt and NOT robotic

he'll get back to you later, bringing you a whole thank you card

he's trying his best

korekiyo shinguji ♡

his eyes crinkle, the only visible display of how hard he's smiling under his mask

"thank you very much, dear." he would reply

he's very appreciative towards you

seeing as you can only see a little bit of him because of his bandaged body and mask

he's very happy that you perceive him as pretty

even if you can't see all of him

perhaps

little by little, he'll start showing more off to you

only time will tell

kehehehe

kaito momota ♡

you already know he'll have the biggest smile on his face

he grabs you in an instant and pulls you in for a tight hug, patting you on the back

he kind of pats you hard but it's well-meaning

ofc he sends a compliment right back at you

"and don't let anybody EVER tell you otherwise!"

he tells shuichi and maki about it later

and everybody else too

"guess who's a certified pretty boy? this guyyyy" he points to himself

he's seriously so happy about it

gonta gokuhara ♡

at first he misheard you

he thought you were saying the bugs were pretty

"yes! bugs very pretty!"

you agreed but also repeated yourself

he shyly looks away

a cute lil grin on his face

"(Y/N) think gonta pretty?"

yes ofc

he smiles wider and adjusts his specs

"gonta thank you...very much."

ryoma hoshi ♡

he pulls his beanie down onto his face bashfully

your compliment was sooo unexpected for him

"surely, you can't be serious." he murmured

oh but you were

and you reassured him you were

he sighs, finally getting over that initial embarrassment

"okay...fine."

he accepts it!

"but only because it's coming from you."

(his own silly little way of giving you one back and showing that he trusts your judgement)

kokichi ouma ♡

he'll think you're lying

he'll also give you this funny look like he's trying to get you to admit that you're lying

you already caught onto this

but you say nothing else and just smile back at him

it causes him to break into laughter

"you really crack me up, you know that?"

on the inside, he doesn't know what else to say or how else to express his thanks

so he just makes fun of you and leaves

and once he does

your words just replay in his head over and over

'shit, maybe they weren't lying...'

⋆ ˚｡⋆ my ao3

[k1b0cyberspace]

WIP of kokichi render! I'm still doing it by the way, just been kinda taking a bit due to school wah

[genoskissors]

Daily Danganronpa Fun Fact #276

In one of Kokichi’s design concepts, he was going to have heterochromia, meaning two different colored eyes.

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[frickingnerd]

dating kokichi ouma

pairing: kokichi ouma x gn!reader

a/n: i really grew to love kokichi recently and he somehow sneaked his way up into my fav danganronpa characters <3

kokichi has never been in a relationship until he started dating you, yet he lies about it and pretends like he has been with countless people before you

though just based on how clumsy he is when it comes to being intimate and how quickly he gets flustered, you can guess that he was just lying about that

kokichi tries not to lie to you too much once you two start dating, since he believes you deserve honesty in a relationship, yet sometimes he falls back into his old habits

he especially starts to pick up bad habits again when he's jealous! 

he gets jealous very easily, yet always lies and pretends like he isn't upset about seeing you talk to another guy

however, those guys he claims not to be jealous about end up getting teased and pranked by kokichi quite a lot for "no particular reason"

kokichi is just really protective of you, but since he can't physically do something against people he doesn't like, he has to result to using his wits and pranks to get rid of them

he can even be downright possessive! he was hesitant to fall in love but once he started dating you, he became scared of losing you again, leading to his clingy and possessive behavior

speaking of clingy, kokichi loves to cuddle with you, even if he always plays it off as a joke

out of all the ways to show affection, cuddling is his favorite one

there's nothing more intimate to him than laying on the couch with you, arms wrapped around each other and feeling so safe and comfortable that you two just end up falling asleep…

[meiiuka]

Hii could I request Kokichi and Shuichi with an s/o that sends them cute animals videos. Also I love your work

thank you anon 💗 kokichi and shuichi with an s/o who sends them cute animal videos:

category: headcanons, x reader, fluff

Kokichi Ouma:

• this guy reacts to every reel and video you send him with SEVERAL comments. he has something to say about all of it • usually he's commenting things like "lol dumbass" on the ones of cute animals stumbling • after you send him so many animal videos on instagram he starts to get them on his feed too (which he then, spam-sends to you) • you show him one cute animal video and bam... 99+ notifications in the span of one hour, all from kokichi • it's become a love language to exchange these between the two of you. he's very aware of how much you like to send them to him, so he thinks it'll make you happy to reciprocate • "you're too late. i've already seen this video on my page! find me a unique one." • you honestly don't even know how he has the time to send these all to you. you know he's out doing other things and how he has obligations. how does he do it??? • "i like this one. hehehehe ♥" Shuichi Saihara:

• he has the tendency to not check his phone for long periods of time, but when he finally does, he's attentive to your messages • "hey, that's pretty cute 😄" • he likes cats more than dogs, but no matter what you send him, he still reacts positively • he makes very observational comments about everything in the animal videos you send him. there's a dog in the video and he's busy talking about what's playing on the tv in the background • shuichi doesn't really go out of his way to find animal videos, but it'll remind him of you when he sees one occasionally. and he'll tell you about it • "the other day, i saw this video of a puppy and thought of you. i think those reels you send me are starting to infiltrate my mind." • whenever you two see animals outside together, he points and taps your shoulder, exclaiming "look, look! just like that one video you sent me, isn't it?"

[loquaciousscribe]

May I request ummm… Byakuya, Kokichi, Nagito, and Junko with Ultimate Spirit! Reader? Reader who is some sort of an entity ghost that play tricks on people and haunts them.

should i even bother trying to list all these names in a title..

BYAKUYA TOGAMI

he hates how pesky you are

no matter what he does he can't quite get rid of you and your foolish shenanigans

you're always just THERE. and it's not like he can just lock you out because you can just faze through the walls and doors and EVERY OTHER BARIER HE COULD POSSIBLY PUT UP

you genuinely drive him mad

he can always sense when your near, it's like a super power

..probably because you do it so often(you can't help it!! he gives the best reactions!)

if you REALLY wanna fuck with him, leave him alone for a while

he'll genuinely look schizophrenic

NAGITO KOMAEDA

it's pretty hard to kill you because... you're sort of dead kinda. which is great because it's hard for his luck to hurt you too too badly! which is good for him probably

he'd put up with really basically anything you do because of your status as ultimate

he's pretty indifferent about your pranks if they're played on him

if he finds out your haunting him he would say that 'you shouldn't wast your time haunting such worthless trash like me' ...which is no fun

he's hard to startle, but if you do startle him he would just flinch and be all like 'ah, you startled me' and probably end up ranting about hope and whatnot, so you end up just going away(probably)

KOKICHI OUMA

y'all are partners in crime

he uses you to help him get information(either through bribery OR you just do it willingly to cause mischief)

he practically begs you to tell him dirt on everyone

he would scheme pranks with you

if you haunted him he wouldn't really realize you were even there till you scared him.. but obviously he's gonna lie and say he knew all along

when y'all are together nobody is safe

JUNKO ENOSHIMA

she absolutely LIVES for the despair you being a spirit gives her(and you).

you're dead [vine boom] she can't touch you [vine boom] you can't touch her [vine boom] lots of limitations that she hates(which is good!!)

your like a challenge to her too, sharpening her manipulation skills

she would ask you really intrusive personal questions like about what it was like to die(if you did) mostly just to see you squirm if anything,, but she frames it as curiosity

she pushes your mischief into boarderline evil territory(and eventually actually evil..)

she would also use you to get information about people, similar to kokichi

junko is very love bomb-y with you(shocker)

this one isn't really explicitly romantic? so i'm sorry if thats what you meant

it was super fun to write tho!!

@somberauthor IT"S GRIND O'CLOCK GET ON THAT GRIND!!!1!1!!

[kettlethymuffin]

“Ouma can cook really well!”

“Ouma can and will burn down the house making cereal”

WEAK. Ouma toes the line between Michelin Star grand course meals and an exploded microwave. Every day he walks into the kitchen is a 50/50 gamble. DICE makes bets each morning on whether they will see burnt water that day. He’s somehow started an entire gambling ring in the neighbourhood based on his kitchen mishaps. Seven have died, three in critical condition

[thelemoncoffee]

i love when saiouma trust each other. it's such a simple thing but i can't help but be fascinated with the trust between saiouma, specifically on Kokichi's end.

there's just something about someone with as bad of paranoia and trust issues as Kokichi has deciding to openly trust someone. i tend to show this in my hc by utilizing the fact that people don't know fuck about him- not even the most basic small talk type info- and having him be someone who cares alot about his privacy to the point he hides the most mundane shit from people unless it's 100% necessary for them to know.

then when it comes to saiouma, i image him giving Shuichi this mundane information as a display of trust, and Shuichi in turn making an effort to not share any of it with anyone to show he can be trusted. Kokichi definitely assumed with how nosy Shuichi's friends are and how much Shuichi wants his friends to understand Kokichi, the information wouldn't be secret for long, but Shuichi's refusal to let any of it slip both surprised him and flustered him. he wasn't expecting his admittedly overboard and weirdly paranoid privacy to be taken so seriously

in turn ofc Kokichi is very serious about Shuichi's privacy too, even if Shuichi says it's okay to tell someone else about something he still refuses because it makes him feel like he's returning the favor

i just love them and their trust in one another, no matter how mundanely it's displayed it's such a big deal

[vinnsley]

kokichi ouma... nsfw hcs... pweaaase...

ur brave, ill give u that. I also had to do research if kokichi is actually of age, but google says he's 20 years old (But he fails to graduate so he's a senior) so... i'll trust that one.

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I'm gonna be honest, i haven't touched danganronpa in awhile, but something i am for sure is true, is that he's a sadistic little fucker.

(All 3 descriptors being the truth)

Due to his sadistic personality, you talked to him about safe words, and set one up. Contrary to popular belief (if there's any), he actually listens to and memorizes these talks to a fault.

Even if he teases you relentlessly to the point you might cry, makes fun of you while you're struggling to do something, embarrass you infront of people, he does care about you. A lot.

Because let's be real, he is NOT that lovey dovey of a person, especially in public. He's still cruel and a liar, no matter how we look at him.

And you dating him is like a 'go ahead' for him to use you to his entertainment. To the point your friends comment about how your relationship with him seems toxic to them. But he is kinda nice. However you define the word 'nice', that is.

But aside all of that, let's get back on track. Going along the toxic gossip train, he's really into teasing, and pushing you to your limits.

(^) Meaning that he has a thing for places where you two could easily get caught at. Public bathrooms, when everyone is out of class, etc.

Even if you're loud or not, it really depends on his mood if he wants to make sure everyone hears what you're doing and who's doing it to you, or if he forces you to stay quiet, just to watch you struggle because of him.

(^) Watching you struggle fuels his sadism, so he practically watches you with eagle eyes if you catches the slightest hint of you struggling because of something he's doing, or he's ultimately the cause of.

He would do anything just to achieve his twisted desires. But as i said, no matter how 'toxic' he seems and is, he does care for you, so he does ask you about your opinion... in his own 'kokichi' type of way.

(^) By that i mean is him turning into The Riddler and not going to say it straight up, only speaking in riddles and leaving the figuring out part to you OR he'll tell you, but in a way he isn't there. (Ex. A random letter being shoved into your dorm/apartment/house/etc. door, and not knowing who it's from until you recognize the writing and the very bad grammar.)

Okay but in all seriousness, aside from my own toxic version of Kokichi, he's into bondage for sure (both recieving and giving, but ill go further into this later), some parts of BDSM, but not fully. He thinks it's 'Weird and unsanitary. And i definitely wouldn't act like an animal or a child for... sex!' -His words.

I think he would actually be pretty kinky aside the ones he deems 'disgusting' (Ex. Piss kinks, feet fetishes, arousal from weather) but he is very willing to experiment with his lover.

Aside from bondage, he likes sensory depravation. He'll tie your eyes up with whatever cloth he can find that can fit around your head, and have enough leftover to actually tie it around your head.

He absolutely goes wild if you decide to tease him with lingerie. Especially in public. If you have a wild kinky side, he would be more than happy and inclined to explore with you.

Remember when i said that i'll go further into the top/bottom topic? Well, here i am. So thing is, he's a switch, everyone knows that, but he really dosen't bottom without a fight. And by fight i mean a huge fight, he dosen't and wouldn't let you top unless you actually beat him at his mind games or... whatever they are. You never actually knew.

Or when he's tired or just dosen’t have any energy to top but he's horny as all hell and needs immediate release.

But mostly he tops. No questions asked. But if you manage to surprise him with something that throws him off guard and you take the upper-hand... he actually turns into a submissive mess.

Because no matter how tough, toxic and shitty he acts, he's really a big submissive.

He definitely likes to recieve blowjobs from you, and giving you blowjobs/eating you out aswell.

He's a little shit, but a small part of him does want you to be satisfied with him, it reassures him of his abilities to make you feel good and that you need him. (non sexually)

Degrading is something he likes to give, but not recieve. You once degraded him during sex while you were too into it, and he immedieatly got you to stop, and ignored you straight up for a good few hours. If you're lucky.

Worst case scenario you wouldn't hear from him for a few days.... weeks.

But later he'll come back, and that's how you learned that he can do shit, but you cannot do it back. You felt it was unfair, but you did fall in love with his goblin looking ass... so you have no choice but to deal with him.

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I had 0 idea what to do for him and its so obvious... ive kept rambling on and on about him being a damn sadist😭 sorry guys, but i havent been in the fandom nor watched/played the games in YEARS. Im solely going off from desperate memory...

[il0vewomenz]

Dating Kokichi Oma headcanons ✤

𖹭 || Even before you guys started dating, he would always playfully flirt with you. But you never really took it seriously because it seemed more like he was just messing with your heart.

𖹭 || When you finally confessed to Kokichi, he didn't even react. He already knew that you liked him before you even said anything. At first, he teased you about it, but he eventually accepted your confession.

𖹭 || But don't expect him to suddenly become more honest now that you're dating. He's still a master of deception. He said that 70% of his body is made up of lies after all. If you want to be with him, you have to accept him for who he is. He's not going to change for you.

𖹭 || Sometimes he'll get really close to your face or say some flirty things, but as soon as he sees your embarrassed expression, he'll just laugh it off and back away.

𖹭 || Surprisingly, you were actually the one who kissed him first. He always teased you and pretended like he was going to kiss you, but he never actually did it, so you had to be the one doing the first move.

𖹭 || When Kokichi first announced that you and him were dating, nobody believed him. But then you confirmed it, and everyone's jaws dropped.

"Nee-heehee! See? I wasn't lying! You guys always assume that I am! WAHHHH!"

𖹭 || He would pretend to cry, and you just stood there patiently, waiting for him to finish.

"Y/N, you too?! I thought you loved me..."

𖹭 || As much as you loved him, he could be a real pain sometimes.

𖹭 || But then, out of the blue, he broke up with you. It wasn't because of anything you did wrong. Kokichi had started distancing himself from you, afraid of getting too attached. He didn't want you to get hurt, the hydraulic press is waiting.

𖹭 || And Kokichi behaved like a total jerk when he ended things with you.

"It's really simple, Y/N! I just got bored of you!"

𖹭 || Ouch, that stung.

𖹭 || Deep down, he didn't mean it, but he had to maintain his facade.

[yawujin]

Hiiiiii if you don't mind can you pls write v3 boys x reader who can't read social cues for the life of them and need to be told directly to understand a situation.

For example: *one of the boys shows romantic interest*

Reader: "WOW so friendly"

The more I describe it the more it sounds like Marinette from miraculous ladybug

Pls&thx

i've never really written something like this so i hope you like how it turned out anon! ദ്ദി( ˶^ᗜ^˶ )

request | how the v3 boys would react to reader that isn't good with social cues

type | react , established relationship , non killing game , gender neutral reader

shuichi saihara ♡

he's trying his best to make it known that he likes you

kaito and maki have definitely noticed how he's grown so fond of you

although he had to tell kaito straight up that he liked you

well, he finally does it, confessing to you

"to be honest with you, (Y/N), i really like hanging around you..."

can he make it any more obvious?

no, seriously, can he?

you thank him and say you'd love to hang out more!

he instantly realizes he needs to be more clear

"no! i mean, i like you, alot... as in more than a friend..."

you encourage him to be more outspoken in the future

rantaro amami ♡

tries to confess to you in a lowkey way

but once he realizes you don't really get what he's saying

he ups the ante

he starts showing more affection towards you

and then finally he tries again

"you know i really like you, right (Y/N)?"

he explains that he wants to go on a date to show his likeness

ohhh he likes me in that way you think to yourself

K1B0/kiibo ♡

firstly, he does everything you want him to do because he thinks that's how easy it will be to get you to realize he likes you

but it's not

secondly, he tries to just straight up tell you but it's hard to express his emotions

finally, he uses himself to print out a note that has his messy handwriting all over it

who knew he could be so forward when writing?

it read "i love you, (Y/N)! i hope you accept my feelings"

and it definitely got the message across

korekiyo shinguji ♡

he's pretty nonchalant so it's difficult at first for him

he knows that gift giving is a pretty common way for someome to show their likeness towards someone

so he tries that (althought he might not be the best at giving gifts)

but when he does

you just think he's being friendly

kiyo, just like rantaro, will try showing more affection towards you

he touches your arms, plays with your hair etc

"everything about you is so wonderful..."

"i would like for you to share that wonder with me"

and that gets the message across

kaito momota ♡

he would realize that you probably took his outright profession of love to you and chalked it up to him just being a good friend

as per usual

he woke up in a cold sweat about this and decided that starting tomorrow he'll be extra kind towards you

over the course of a few days, he creates a nickname for you

you guys hang out together even more you two are alone more often than not now

he held on to both of your hands and squeezed them

"(Y/N), i'm not sure else how to say this but...will you go out with me sometime?"

gonta gokuhara ♡

gonta accomodates you and invites you everywhere

he just wants to show that he likes you!

he thought it was working for a while until

"you're such a good friend, gonta!"

he shakes his head 'no'

"gonta want him and (Y/N) to be more than friends..."

you understood but was taken aback

he shys away almost instantly

"only if that what (Y/N) want!"

ryoma hoshi ♡

he gets it completely

he isn't a stranger to being outspoken so he's fine with telling you how things are straight up

it just so happens that he likes you a lot

so in this case, he asks:

"would you want to go out with me?" "tell me what you want and you'll get it."

your transition into a platonic relationship to a romantic one was easy

ryoma is easy to get along with <3

kokichi ouma ♡

he has to quickly find solutions on how to tell you his feelings without being too sappy about it

he isn't too good at that

he also wants to do it before he runs out of patience with himself

he does what he does best and pulls a prank on you

when you ask him why he did it he just says:

"isn't it obvious? it's because i like you."

is he being fr? you can never tell

but the confusion you had finally gets cleared up when you get outside confirmation from miu that he is falling hard for you

[k1b0cyberspace]

Little character design challenge I did of kokichi because I was bored

Basically, I had to redo Kokichi's design like it was my own OC (I was not allowed to use a lot of inpso from OG design). It was really fun!

I'm doing Kaito next and maybe I'll do a full render but only if the people want it

[templegate]

Skater girl Miu and a little oumota violence without context

[frickingnerd]

kokichi breaking up with his s/o

pairing: kokichi ouma x gn!reader

tags: angst, tons of lies, mean kokichi, crying (kokichi & reader)

kokichi is the meanest he'll ever be when breaking up with you

he'll just tell you that you never meant anything to him to begin with and that he was just dating you because he thought it could be funny and give him some entertainment

but now that he has grown bored of you, he doesn't want someone like you anymore and he couldn't see why anyone else would want you now that you ruined your reputation by dating him

he'll even laugh at you once you start to cry, mocking you and telling you that you deserve to feel this way, for being dumb enough to actually fall in love with him

though as soon as you turn away, he's close to tears away, as his heart almost breaks seeing you like this

because anything he said prior was just a lie, as always, and he never truly wanted to break up with you

however, kokichi knows that he isn't a good person. but you are!

you are the kindest person he ever met, that's why he fell in love with you!

but someone as great as you shouldn't be wasting his time with someone like him…

kokichi knows that you could do better, find someone who treats you better!

but you might not find someone who loves you as much as he loves you…

because kokichi loves you enough to hurt you and make you hate him, just so you'll be able to easily forget about him and find someone better than him

ultimately, he's breaking up with you because he loves you and wants the best for you, which isn't him…

[meiiuka]

danganronpa v3— how they’d react to you giving them flowers as your s/o:

category: short read, reaction, lighthearted

Shuichi Saihara:

• "aww, those flowers are beautiful, i'm glad you could get something nice for yourself! ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOSE ARE FOR ME?-" his cheeks flush a deep magenta as he lunges to embrace you, nuzzling his face into your shoulder

Kaede Akamatsu:

• "ah..! these are my favorite!! with how well you know me, you have me fully convinced that we're soulmates" (all flowers are her "favorite") but she's SO bubbly and excited, she pulls you towards her for the kind of kisses you can feel giggles between

Maki Harukawa:

• "how sweet.. uh, i actually have a gift for you.. too..." she has flowers for you too, somehow??? did she pull these from outside or did she buy them from a professional florist? who knows, but she won't take them unless you take hers

Rantaro Amami:

• "wow, where did you get these?? they're gorgeous flowers, but never as gorgeous as you darling" he looks down at the flowers, smiling coyly with closed lips, then looks up at you with the same enamored eyes

Kokichi Ouma:

• "ooh pretty things..! i mean, they smell nice, but can i eat them? pfff what do i even do with these!" he fiddles with the bouquet with a puzzled look, then hands it back to you as a "gift" from him

Kaito Momota:

• "i didn't know i'd love flowers so much until i got them from you, this is sick! i have the best s/o to exist" he bear hugs you tightly, holding you close to his chest with one arm; the other carrying the bouquet

Korekiyo Shinguuji:

• "lovely roses... why thank you, dear. i'll keep these safe and guarded." he brings them close to his chest, before planting a kiss atop your head

Angie Yonaga:

• "thank you atua, for the beautiful flowers you placed in the arms of my sweetheart!!" you tell her you just bought them from the store but she walks away, humming happily to set them down

Miu Iruma:

• "woah, wait, these are the roses i've been wanting for so long... thanks, i guess? ... don't look at me right now!" despite her annoyed tone, there's a massive smile plastered on her face as she tries to avoid eye contact with you

Kirumi Tojo:

• "i... i'm speechless. i'm thankful that you love me so much as to grace me with something so beautiful" she smiles from her eyes and immediately gets to placing it in a glass vase, ensuring its well taken care of

Ryoma Hoshi:

• "huh.. i'm not the 'flowery' type. go return these for some cash and buy yourself something nice instead. you want me to keep these? because you love me.. man. i don't deserve you..." you hold him as he melts in your arms. the expression on his face tells you that he really needs it

Gonta Gokuhara:

• "PRETTY FLOWERS.. for gonta? to keep???" he grabs them with such excitement that one falls from the bundle, plucking one out to give it a strong sniff

Kiibo:

• "i'm not sure if i know what to do with these, but since you're giving them to me, they're special nonetheless. i... appreciate it!" he holds them out in front of him with a solid foot of distance and examines the petals with care

Tenko Chabashira:

• "no way!! this is the nicest thing that's happened to me..." she gasps in awe and holds the flowers with both hands, blushing profusely at the ground to avoid your gaze

[loquaciousscribe]

could i get platonic kokichi x f!reader that is physically affectionate, and looks sweet but could almost surprisingly get on Kokichi's level of snark sometimes?

i didn't stalk ur account(trust)

KOKICHI OUMA + FEM!READER WHO CAN MATCH HIS FREAK

everyone is kinda shocked y'all are friends.. because lets be honest, who wants to be friends with that thing

you defend him sometimes, but not always because usually he deserves it anyways

you can usually see right through his bs, so sometimes you ask him questions just so he's in deeper shit while he's lying.. which kinda helps with his lying skills so [?]

sometimes you just lay on him. BOOM he's immobilized, everybody gets a break for a bit. he struggles a bit at first, and complains about you being too heavy, but after(A LONG) while he just accepts his fate(sometimes)

"GET OFF ME LADY!! YOU'RE TOO HEAVY!!! YOU'RE CRUSHING MEEE" "you're fine. drama queen" "you don't want to become the next blackened.... do youu..?~" "i might have to if you don't shut up" *gasp* (and basically it continues like that for a while)

if anyone ever mistook y'all for a couple it's always met with disgust from the both of you "why would i want to date that... thing" or "you think i would date that cow?", or similar

it's a very sibling-like relationship basically

@somberauthor is still slacking :P