#ouch oh my god i have such feels holy crap

[arc-misadventures]

Holy crap Coco's never had a MFK. So Coco MFK: Illa, Emerald, Or Blake?

MFK: CO

Jaune: Coco!

Coco: Jaune!

Jaune: Are you up for playing a game?

Coco: Oh? What game shall we playing?

Jaune: Marry, Fuck, Kill! Are you ready, Coco?

Coco: Oh is it my turn? Okay, I'm game, hit me with your best shot~!

Jaune: MFK! Your choices are... The chameleon faunas from, Atlas: Ilia Amitola!

Ilia: H-Hi...!

Coco: Hmmm... a chameleon faunas? Open your mouth love.

Ilia: O-Okay...? Ahhh....

Coco: Now then, let's see...

Ilia: Ahck?!

Coco: Oh, so your faunas trait is your skin changing colours, not your tongue. That's a shame.

Ilia: A-A shame?!

Coco: Alright handsome, who's next?

Jaune: Next we have the thief, Emerald Sustrai!

Emerald: Hey.

Coco: Hmm...? Spin for me darling.

Emerald: Okay?

Coco: Ohhh~! Love your outfit dear. It really displays your body quite well. Especially that...

Emerald: EEP?!

Coco: That tight ass~1

Emerald: D-Did you just?!

Coco: So, who's the last... victim, Jaune?

Jaune: We have, Beacon's resident heart throb! But, not for the right reasons... Blake Belladonna!

Blake: What do you mean by that?! Hi, Coco.

Coco: Hi, Blake; spin for me.

Blake: Okay.

Coco: Hmm... Alright then, I'm made my choices!

Jaune: And, they are?

Coco: I shall fuck, Ilia~!

Ilia: What?! M-M-Me?! Why me?!

Coco: Because, I think it would be fun to make you my pet~!

Ilia: P-P-Pet?!

Blake: What?!

Emerald: Oh my...

Ilia: W-Why do you want to d-d-do that to me?!

Coco: Oh? Because you look like someone, with some good training would become a very good pet.

Ilia: What! I refuse to let you treat me this way because I am a faunas!

Coco: This has nothing to do with you being a faunas, it has everything to do with your lack of back bone, and how submissive you are, that if a strong woman came before you, you would drop to your knees at the drop of a hat if she said so.

Ilia: WHAT?! I will never do such a thing! I will not bow to anyone's demands like that! Especially not some nasty human perv...?!

Coco: Pet. Sit.

Ilia: Yes, Ma'am!

Emerald: Holy shit...

Blake: Ilia?!

Ilia: I'm sorry, Blake, but... Gods I feel so aroused right now...

Jaune: That happened faster than I thought.

Coco: Like I said, she lacks no back bone. Now then, I will marry, Emerald~!

Emerald: Me, why me?

Coco: Because, I want strip you naked, and dress you up like a pretty little doll~!

Emerald: Y-You want to what?!

Coco: But, don't worry; I won't force you to do it. I will ask you very nicely if you would do it, if you will that's fantastic, if not that's sad. But, don't worry, Emerald; Mommy will take care of you~!

Emerald: M-Mommy...? Oh... Well if, Mo... Coco! If, Coco puts it like that I wouldn't mind much...

Jaune: Ahh, so you pinned her for the mommy kink too.

Emerald: You know, how?!

Coco: It was quite obvious; if you know where to look~1

Emerald: Oh gods...

Blake: So I take it you're going to kill me then...?

Coco: Fraid so, Kitty.

Blake: Can I ask why?

Coco: Because, the emotional baggage, and trauma you carry around weighs more than your thic, fat ass, and I don't want to deal with that!

Blake: Ahck?!

Emerald: Ohhh!

Jaune: Ouch.

Ilia: It's a nice butt though...

Coco: Now, are we done?

Jaune: Yep, we're done.

Coco: Good. Emerald, Pet come with me; We're going shopping~!

Emerald: Yes, Mommy!

Ilia: Yes, Mistress!

Blake: ...

Jaune: ...

Blake: D-Did you know that would happen?

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much,

Blake: Oh...

Blake: Do I really have more emotional baggage than ass?

Jaune: Very much so.

Blake: Oh... shit...

[potato-frenzy]

"Bill.....Bill? Billiammmmmm...Mr. Triangle Apocalypse Criminal Serving Time As A Dirty Human...."

Bill jolts hard enough to send his bowl of honeycomb cereal and oatmilk tottering across the table, hissing at what are soon to be blooming bruises on his knees. Sensory input rushing back in so fast he feels his vision white out, grey creeping in at the edges as his chest begins the jackhammering act again. "Oh my god! Don't die! Not like this! Holy crap, Dipper!"

He only distantly hears Mabel's voice as he slumps out of the kitchen chair, lost against the backdrop of bloodflow and electrical wiring in the walls. His head doesn't crack on the linoleum funnily enough and part of him notes it but the rest of him is lost in the whiteout of sensation assaulting all too human sense. Noise above everything but ligaments and cartilage are a horrible thing to be able to feel when those are elasticated a certain way. Smell never seems to be very obtrusive but tasting dust and wood and plastic as well a hundred other things in a space.

He's never really aware of how long these things last, but he knows that as long as he's not alone it's okay.

Eventually things settled, his awareness comes back to the background noise levels that humans are supposed to operate at. His nervous system no longer able to handle higher levels of input. He blinks away the white and spots and finds himself looking up at Dipper's stricken face and then he registers the taste of blood.

"Did you ......stick your hand in my mouth?" The fifteen year old Pines guiltily tucks bloodied fingers into a vest pocket. Bill can't muster the energy to roll his eyes as the frayed edges of lessening awareness ease.

Another set of hands helps him sit up and he feels his stomach flip uncomfortably. "Did Sixer never tell you that I have a bite clip for that, Pine Tree? It's literally like......in my pocket." Bill grumbles, almost slurred as the younger twins help him back into the chair.

"I was just reading the section of your care guide where the seizures were being covered when Mabel screamed so......" Dipper grumbles as his sister shoves him into another before going to get the first aid kit.

It's the first summer since his return to this reality that the two have spent with their uncles. The pair had reacted poorly at first, both convinced that Bill was playing some long con. But it wasn't very long before they realized he was genuinely helpless. Stanley being willing to care for him in this state, keeping non-dairy alternatives and other GI safe foods in the house so he doesn't die, was a big help.

"What triggered it? The guide said they weren't random. Ouch, Mabel!" Dipper hisses as his bleeding fingers are sprayed with peroxide and Bill has a moment to look at this face that he's looked out of at one point. The younger twins are as identical as their uncles, almost eerily so since Mabel got a pixie cut about two weeks into their stay.

"I don't know, all I was really aware of before everything started exploding was Glitterbomb on the phone with........Puma?"

"Her name is Fatma, Twinkmageddon!" An accusing, jingly, glitter acrylic nail tipped finger is jabbed in Bill's direction. Glitterbomb is a not inaccurate description of the femme Pines twin. Bedecked as she is in glittery resin jewelry, bedazzled denim, and chains dripping in brightly colored charms. "You know my girlfriend's name, you just refused to use it."

"Well excUuuUuse me, princess. I just had my jiggly brain loaf of grey matter firing on all cylinders to a degree that is considered unhealthy according to some. If I misremember a rando's name in the direct aftermath, I apologize." Bill drawls sarcastically, rolling his eyes hard enough to see camera flash after images and cracking his neck with concerningly loud pops like a BB gun.

"Enough," Dipper snaps, yanking on his sister's chain belt. She glares out of the corner of her eye as she returns to the task of patching her brother up. The masc twin groans at the bickering, not like he isn't just as prone to sniping about Bill's situation, but pulls the care guide out of his vest pocket. "I didn't read what the typical observed triggers were yet....."

"Pain or sensory overload or both." Bill answers before Dipper can find his place in the book again. Busily pretzeling his legs under himself as his heartrate takes it's sweet time returning to resting.

"Ah, okay.....Are the lights in here too much? Are you in pain?" Ever the scientist, his fringe falling his eyes as he leafs through the guide while he gathers data.

"Not any more than normal. Chapter 2, kemosabi."

"Right, your baseline is a 3. What could have set you off?" Dipper flexes his hand as the last Jurassic Park bandaid is secured to his fingers, the gears in his brain going as he mulls the presented problem.

"Well, I just know that he started spacing out while I was on the phone and then jumped like he got electrocuted when I touched him." Mabel jingles about, putting the first aid kit away grumpily.

"You ruined a good dissociation is what you did-"

"Oh my god! Too much sensory input due to coming back from a dissociative episode too quickly!" Bill can feel his heartrate spike, his ribs protesting by twitching threateningly, vision tinging grey slightly. Dipper sounds way too excited by the discovery.

"Congratulations on your breakthrough, Baby Einstein." Bill drawls again, slumping against the sticky surface of the kitchen table to steady himself.

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I would die for Mabel Pines, that's my girl.

This piece is brought to you by my experience with pain/sensory seizures. The POTS symptoms are courtesy of my partner, the EDS is just for fun.

For reference, the first piece was six weeks into Bill's mortal tenure. This one is seven months in, the younger twins have been back for a month. This is the summer between their freshman and sophomore years of highschool. They're turning sixteen at the end of the summer.

Still mulling Dipper's evolution, but, Mabel is a baby lesbian and basically glitter punk. Her girlfriend is trans btw.

[thatpunkmaximoff]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 3.5 out of 5

This was my introduction to cowboy romance and I’m hooked. I need more.

Chasing the Wild is filled with a forbidden affair, a jealous ex, and a family history that will leave you hurting for Colton Wilder.

The forbidden affair with the ex’s grumpy dad is everything you didn’t know you needed until you pick up this book. Seriously, pick it up!

The spice is top notch, as is Colt’s… everything. And despite everything that goes on, Layla keeps her head held high and leaves you proud for our girl.

Even after the love affair, the drama, and the HEA… I want more. Thankfully we are introduced to another cowboy in here and I can’t wait to read his story!

* Wow. Kurt, the gas station employee, is a total dick.

* Oh.. my.. god. Who is this hot cowboy that paid for her gas..?

* Ouch. He just took off after the brief flirting.

* And now she’s tracked down the ex, the hot cowboy answers the door in nothing but a towel..? wtf. He’s grumpy af now 😬

* It’s his dad 😂 Holy hell. Ride him. Ride him right now.

* Colton Wilder. God, even his name is hot.

* Fuck you, Kayce! Did you really put Layla in debt, you asshole?!

* She’s snowed in.. alone with Colton.. yes! And he’s just offered her a job to make up for her car crapping out and having to miss out on the job opportunity she had.

* Aww. Colt’s jealous and doesn’t want to tell her about his friend Storm- a friend who sounds equally as hot as Colt. He has tattoos!

* God, I love Colt’s inner monologue. He desperately wants to fuck Layla, but won’t because of his son. Screw your son!

* Oohhh. Protective Colt. I love this side of him the most, I think.

* Who the fuck are Henrik and Alton Pierson and why did they hurt Colt’s cattle? It was definitely them.

* So close. So. Fucking. Close! And Kayce’s bitch ass had to ruin it by radioing in and then being a jealous asshole. Newsflash, YOU’RE BROKEN UP!

* Daddy Colt put his black cowboy hat on her to “lay claim”. Oh my god, if these two don’t fuck soon.. ima go crazy.

* “Wear the hat, ride the cowboy, and all that.” 😂

* Possessive Colt 🥵

* Fuck your son, man. Just bone down with Layla already!!!!

* “She deserves so much goddamn better. Better than I can offer her. And that's the entire dilemma I'm in... I want her to have noon and the stars and the sun itself, but I don't want anyone to be the one giving it to her because I am a selfish, old bastard.”

* Goddamn. She really sat in his lap and touched herself. Colt has some restraint.

* BAM. FINALLY!

* Don’t bullshit me with two weeks. Once Kayce returns, IF he returns, Layla better admit what his fuck up really was. Colt shouldn’t have to baby his fucking son just because he feels guilty for leaving him with his shitty mother.

* Dammnnnn. Colt can fuck 😏

* And they barebacked it..? Holy shit. That tub scene.

* wtf. Those Pierson brothers set a trap for Colt that Layla accidentally triggered? Why won’t he report them..?

* He gave her his cowboy hat!!!!

* Holy fuck. Kayce returned with a pregnant girl. wtf dude.

* Fuck those Pierson brothers. It’s about time those cocky assholes got arrested.

* Lmao. He’s eating her out in the bathroom while his son is on the other side of the door, asking if she’s okay 😂

* Can Kayce’s baby momma stop flirting with Colt? Thanks.

* “For what it’s worth, whatever this is, I want it so bad it fucking aches.”

* FUCK THIS PREGNANT BITCH. COLT NEEDS TO KICK HER AND HIS SON OFF THE RANCH!!!

* Five fucking months. Are you kidding me?!

* The kid wasn’t Kayce’s! Halle-fuckin’-lulah! And now Kayce is joking about Layla and his dad..? He knew?! Oh my god, she better go get her man.

* He showed to her graduation 😭

* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. She went home with him 🥹

[rocketturtle4]

The Eclipse Episode 11

I'm just straight out reacting to this one folks (it ended up super long like this whoops)

@grapejuicegay @wen-kexing-apologist @plantsarepeopletoo @thegalwhorants

oh god is this the cliff?

TEACHER CHADOK WHY IS HE HERE, were they actually together??

Wait did HE WITNESS IT?

Ayan is unpacking the brainwashing

"If I just disappear from this world..." DOESN'T AYAN HAVE ENOUGH TRAUMA

and CRYING

I gotta be honest Ayans silent tears get me even more than Akks vocal quivers

Oh if only it were that easy

Oh they in bed again: Cuteness ensues

I love it when characters have nicknames for each other, shortstop and Big foot are my beloveds

Oh if only

He's going in wearing Ayan's blazer this feels important.

So he's definitely getting the award? oof it feels worthless, boy's faith has been shattered

call back to the pin "It's my school pin that I pinned for you" GOD HES GOING IN WEARING AYAN AS ARMOUR

Maybe Thua wanted the award??? (I'm still trying to figure him out sorry Thua you don't make sense)

And we see the person the principal is answering too

Is no-one going to speak???

Oh Thua saw that

They're speaking, oh he got the award

SO CLOSE TO GETTING OUT OF THERE WIthOUT THE PROteStORS

AH NO THEY DON'T, HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?

oh no Ayan looks riled

FUCK

oh and Thua TOO

NO!! CHAOS

IT SHOULDN'T BE AKKS PROBLEM KHAN

Okay that teacher seems legit scared

OH GOD THUA

OKAY I DIDN"T SAY THIS AT THE TIME BUT I LITERALLY THOUGHT: THAT POOL IS CLEAR BOYS

Fuck he outed them

oh Thua is just laying it ALL OUT

AKK ADMITED IT, BOY IS BREAKING (Thua you got a point but I'm on Ayan's side here soz)

Wat is trying to HELP, Khan is helping too

and the situation is diffused

Oh Wat seems hurt

CRYYYYYYYING

Oh he finally said he's not okay (non-verbally but I'll take it)

(is he though? Who is he then?)

OH KHAN IS PISSED ABOUT THE LYING (Fair he totally believed in the curse)

"You guys must be dissapointed in me right" MY FEEEELINGS

Yeah Wat is pissed about the lying too

I'm still SCARED OF THUA

The last boss LMFAO

OH WOW AKK is letting it out!!

OH THEY WERE TOGETHER I KNEEEEEWWWW ITTTTTT

And now feckin Chadok is crying

But THEN WHY THE LYING????

Fricken pride flag phone case

THey were getting MARRIED???

Feckin Principal is a homophobe

So he WAS TRANSFERRED??

CHAIN OF YELLING FOR THE GODDAMN

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

HOLY CRAP

HE WANTED TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM

Dudes got a point but also Akk was breaking so that was the priority here

Oh poor Khan is so confused right now

Thua just wanted all the truth out oh boy this was not the way

Oh he went in prepared for the quencies

and doesn't want Kan to protect him because then he'd be a hypocrite (also more silent crying ouch)

He had genuinely thought it all through and decided it was worth it Oh Thua.

We're back at the pool I'm going to get emotional whiplash

is Namo just chill now? OH LOL KHAN THOUGHT THE SAME boy is pure worship I'm sorry Namo

ARE THEY ACTUALLY GOING TO DO THE FILM (YO I didn't expect to predict this much stuff am I dreaming now)

Oh we're being referential now (thailands soft power)

Back to the pool and now our other boys

GO KHAN GO (but maybe check with Thua first) oH Thua's on board

Dudes they're filming LMFAO

Of course Akk said it for the first time like that lol

OKAY gotta be honest everything came out in a neat little bow almost exactly the way I thought it would. And that was amazing but also less terrifying than I thought it would be. THe show didn't lie and it was well foreshadowed, I thought something would twist on me but it didn't (Except that Chadok was in deeper than I thought with the uncle) and I love that because the answers all made sense. I don't think we're done though, quencies gotta happen right?

Episode 12 come to me

[a-queer-seminarian]

Oh, God. I just realized that the main obstacle to me getting ordained isn’t any of the many things I’ve been listing since graduating seminary in 2019.

It’s not that it’s too daunting to jump through all the hoops as a genderqueer, autistic person — though sure, that’s true enough. All the steps to ordination are designed to root out people like me — but I’ve already made it past most of them! And I’m lucky to have a CPM that is willing and even eager to ordain me!

It’s not my hesitation to formally enmesh myself into organized Christianity in this particular way — though again, that is part of it. There is part of me that winces at the thought of bearing a title that has done so much harm; but a larger part of me wants it, wants to reclaim it from that harm and use it for good. Likewise, I do enjoy my role on the periphery, and being able to hop around spiritual homes, and getting ordained could complicate that s bit, but I could make it work.

No. The main reason I’ve been dragging my heels after coming this far, and while having so many people in my corner: I don’t think I’m worthy.

I can’t imagine myself holding up the bread and wine and proclaiming it the body and blood of Christ and feeling like anything but a fraud. “Get away from the altar, who do you think you are!”

I can’t picture myself baptizing someone or declaring a couple married without feeling skeptical that it “counted.”

I can only imagine myself feeling like I’m playing pretend, dressing up as a priest when really I’m just…god, a silly little girl who has no right to wear a stole and claim to speak for God.

Ouch. The internalized misgendering is a punch in the gut — but that’s what’s in my brain.

The internalized ableism is also painfully clear in a way I can’t believe I’ve been repressing all this time: I’m almost 29 years old, but I feel like a little kid. I infantilize myself, all the time, because of how my autistic body moves and autistic mind thinks and the limitations of how much work I can make my autistic self do before I break down.

Regarding the feeling of not having a “right to speak for God”: The funny thing is my denomination doesn’t claim pastors “speak for God” except insofar as every human can! But my Catholic roots run deep, and not just into the nourishing stuff but the toxic stuff too. I’m acknowledging that more honestly lately since the whole Pentecost incident — that there are parts of my psyche that still haven’t unlearned the Catholic way of putting clergy on a pedestal. And of course I don’t measure up through that lens!

I don’t know how to unpack all this right now. I feel overwhelmed and startled that this has been stagnating here in my brain, weighing down my spirit, without me even realizing. Just naming it is a good start, but where do I go from here?

Whew. Holy crap. Even as I say that as if I want to untangle all this enough to finally get ordained, part of my brain rebels — “no, you’re right about being unworthy! You’re too childish, too unstable, too flawed! Don’t try to convince yourself otherwise!”

What a mess. When I was so sure I believed at a core level that pastors are not in some way “more holy” than anyone else; and also that there can and should and must be more than cishet abled men in clerical roles. How has all this crap been festering in my psyche this whole time??

I can’t help but laugh a little! How fascinating!

Lately I’ve been reflecting on and praying to Mary in her role as Untier of Knots. Well, Mother, here’s a whole tangled mess for you to help me pull apart! I certainly need the help.

[automaticdata]

HGCZ reactiony stuff part 2

King for a Day, Mumblr posts, and G-Team reactions under cut

Also, a warning for excessive use of XD emojis.

King for a Day:

The fact I can recognize BDubs because of a missing tooth is insane. What is this fandom XD

I somehow already forgot that Scar is an actor and so I was confused about the setting for a minute before I went "oooooh right!" Director (?) BDubs makes a weird amount of sense, considering Tall Claims Court in HCs10.

omg BDubs knows XD

I have a feeling that Ren finding out will be a problem, maybe? Though he also seems to be a fan considering the HOTGUY logo in his text bubble.

ooo organized vigilante/hero group???

of course HotGuy gives Cute Guy flowers as an apology. Of course they're poppies and lilacs. Apparently the zine is not supposed to be super shippy, but I see desert duo fans are still desert duo'ing XD.

(took a break here because a friend contacted me)

Grian has issues with the plan, but still takes the flowers, I notice. XD

Sad HotGuy D=

oh no. Cute Guy, no. Pearl, no. o__o PEARL.

Cranky BDubs

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oh my god in-universe Tumblr. It's Mumblr. Is Mumbo behind this. How many mental breakdowns does he have trying to run a social media site. XD

Also idk if these are actual tumblrs (mumblrs) but the names are great.

holy crap it's political discourse but for a superhero AU what XD

The Perimeter? Doctor Monster? omg I love this lore. And of course even as a villain Doc is like "wtf are you doing get out of my swamp lair".

MAPLE PRINCE OMG XD XD XD

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(HotGuy and) Cute Guy in the G-Team:

oh ma Sherlock Grian XD

AND Ariana Grande? oh wow. How many Grian alter egos are we getting in this story? We're only like three pages in XD

and of course hippies are protesting Doc. XD "No bore" -- well I have good news for you, buddy ... XD

PERMIT OFFICER GRIAN? XD XD XD How many Grians will there be in one comic??? XD

HE PUT THEM ON HOLD????????? XD

okay now I'm getting confused are all the Grians actually different people. Is Grian arguing with himself. You okay bud?

(yeah this is probably why it's called the G-Team, I'm realizing XD)

Midnight ... alley???? holy ... HOW MANY GRIAN-RELATED REFERENCES ARE GOING TO BE IN THIS. I fully expect Poultry Man, Fisherman Grian, the Barge, Hobbit Grian, Mother Spore, and all the rest to appear now. How they'll all fit into one comic I have no idea, but somehow they will XD

Okay who is the guy with the fluff and the motorcycle helmet. Hmmm. Don't know atm. Jacket has a broken heart, and they said the red was hair ... Gem???? but why the broken heart??? why would Gem want the briefcase??

Cute Guy has a boob window what XD

ouch D=

HOT GUY IS JUST LEISURELY COMING ON THE SUBWAY WHAT

"get the documents" - but documents were left, so there was some other document that was more important than those? and --- a test tube of skulk??? oh boy. Soooo that's gonna come up later ...

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Something I noticed from Mumblr post tags and the G-Team story is that apparently Cute Guy is kind of clumsy? Mumblr posts had his falling into a dumpster, this one had him faceplanting and missing a ton of shots. I don't think I've ever seen that before and it's interesting? I feel like usually Cute Guy is portrayed as pretty competent in the superhero/vigilante stuff, so having him fumbling with it is actually really interesting.

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Sneak Peak of Chapter 8: Tramuatic thoughts from Past

Fanzo: Is the bomb ready?

Servant: Yeah, the bomb is set in the engine and all ready.

Fanzo: Perfect~

Freudin: Wait, Do you guys hear something ticking?

David: Yeah, I did.

Nick: Me too

Sick GF: Sick Chris, Stop the car and let's get out and check.

Sick Chris: Okay then. *stops the car and everybody got off*

Everybody got off of the car and check the cars engine. They noticed something on the car engine that has a timer on it.

Sick Chris: What the hell?....

Sick PonyCentral: What is that?

Sick GF: Looks like some type of clock with bars around it.

Sick Chris: Hmmm, why is it counting down?

Sick BF: *mind* Why does this clock look so familiar?....wait...

*Flashback to the birthday Arc*

Drugfriend: Hmmm, Why is that clock there?

Sick BF: I have no idea, and why is it ticking so much.

Drugfriend noticed the dynomite bars on the engine and realized that's.....

Drugfriend: it's a bomb!!!!

Sick BF: WHAT?!

Drugfriend: AW CRAP! TAKE COVER!!!!*grabs Sick Boyfriend and took cover*

The car exploded.

(End of flashback)

Sick BF: *gasp* G-Guys......

All: Yeah?

Sick BF: THAT'S A BOMB!

All: WHAT?!

Everyone looked at the TNT bars and the timer that is counting to 10 seconds.

Sick PonyCentral: HOLY CRAP! IT'S A BOMB!!!!

Sick Chris: EVERBODY TAKE COVER!

Everyone was screaming and they took cover.

Then.....BOOM!

Sick Chris's car exploded.

With Drugfriend and Penelope:

Drugfriend: Quick, Let's make a run for it!

Penelope: Okay!

Drugfriend and Penelope both make a run for the door to escape when Fanzo and Layla shot them in the leg with a traqualizer gun.

Drugfriend: Ow!

Penelope: Ouch! I can't move my body, it's paralyzed!

Drugfriend: Me either!

Fanzo: Trying to escape, are we?

Drugfriend: Crap!

The two grabbed Drugfriend and Penelope by the legs.

Layla: Looks like somebody needs another punishment!

Penelope: Oh god...

Drugfriend: *gulp*

With the others:

Sick BF: What are we going to do?!WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

Nan P: Sick Boyfriend, Calm down!

David: Yeah cous, Look at your necklace, it's turning to dark blue meaning you're gonna have a panic attack!

Sick BF: I Can't calm down, We're stuck! We're done for!

Sick PonyCentral: Sick Boyfriend, let's take a breathe and calm do-

Sick BF: I CAN'T CALM DOWN! I CAN'T! THE CAR IS DESTROYED, WE"RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND NOW I HAVE A FEELING THAT WE'RE GOING BE TOO LATE AND DRUGFRIEND AND PENELOPE ARE GONNA DIE TO THOSE TWO CRAZY MANAICS!!!!!

Freundin: Sick Boyfriend, please calm down-

Sick BF: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!

Freundin: Woah!

Bubble Soda: Yikes!

Sick PonyCentral: Oh god!

Sick Chris: Oh crap! Sick Boyfriend!

Sick Boyfriend started hearing voices from his head. Saying Drugfriend's gonna die, It's your fault and you're a failure of a husband.

Sick BF: *mind* No no no no no, get out of my head! get out of my head! Get out of my head!

Sick Boyfriend was starting to have max-full panic attack, tears were dropping down through his face, his heart was beating fast and he's losing air. Everyone was starting to get terrified and worried about him, even Sick Girlfriend.

Sick GF: *mind* Oh god, I never seen him like this before, this is bad. H-Hey Sick Boyfriend....

Sick BF:*crying* I....I....I...I.....I CAN'T! I JUST CAN'T!!!!!*ran away*

David: COUS, WAIT!

Bubble Soda: BRO, COME BACK!

Sick PonyCentral: SICK BOYFRIEND, WAIT!

All: SICK BOYFRIEND!

Sick GF: Crap! He's gonna get lost in there! I have to get him! *runs after him*

Sick PonyCentral: W-Wait! Sick Girlfriend, You're going to get lost in there!

Sick GF: I'M NOT LETTING MY EX-BOYFRIEND GET LOST IN THE WOODS WHILE HE'S HAVING A PANIC ATTACK! I'M GOING AFTER HIM!

Sick Chris: Sick Girlfriend, wait!

Nick: Awww man, this is bad.

Fanzo: Found You!

Fanzo ambushed Sick Boyfriend.

Sick BF: Ah! It's you!

Fanzo: That's right!!!!

Sick BF: Where's Drugfriend, You monster!

Fanzo: Oh he's being hostage somewhere and being tortured as well speak!

Sick BF: *gasp* Grrrr You tell me where Drugfriend and Penelope are right now!

Fanzo: Oh i'm afraid I can't do that!You see, I have to get revenge on your husband because he got my girlfriend killed in the past. And I can't have you and your friends get in my way.

Sick BF: I swear if you and Layla put your hands on Drugfriend and Penelope, I'm gonna-

Sick Boyfriend realized that his microphone is not in his pocket.

Fanzo: Looking for this?~ *has Sick Boyfriend's Microphone on his hand*

Sick BF: H-How did you....*mind* Ah crap!

Fanzo: Now....since the car wasn't going to kill you, I suppose i'm gonna half to kill you myself! *pulls out a syringe from his pocket*

Sick BF: *whimpering* Oh no...

Fanzo: Oh~ Seems to me like You're afraid of needles huh? This makes my job much more easier!

Sick BF: S-Stay away from me!

Sick GF: *mind* Oh Sick Boyfriend, where are you! Wait, why do i care about him, He's my ex-boyfriend, I cheated on him....but I don't want him to get lost or get hurt!

Sick Girlfriend kept running through the forest calling out Sick Boyfriend's name.

Sick GF: Sick Boyfriend! Sick Boyfriend! Where are you?!

Sick BF: *Screaming loudly*

Sick GF: Oh shit... SICK BOYFRIEND!!!

Wanna know what happens next? Stay tuned for Chapter 8 of Psycho Ex Arc.

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 72

Mortal Kombat? Oh dear ... what will Sam do for THIS promo? Are we safe? Oh yeah, Mokap WAS just a dude in a Mocap suit, that was so embarrassingly true ... guest characters? Hmmmm ... oh, this is going so badly ... Sam: "There is no winner so I will get the prize!"

Ooh, nice accidental Ace Ventura reference, Laura! XD ... cue numerous enjoyably lowbrow jokes ...

The pixie frogs, of course ... Matt: "You befriended some, and invited others to shit upon you." Oh yeah ... dear gods that really did that, didn't they?

Chetney: "You're really just making up the rules there. They're not backed up by science ..."

I'm sorry ... BEEF serpent? You sure about that?

They won't want money, no ... Ashton: "Laudna, what do ghosts want?" Laudna: "Closure." Hmmm ...

FCG somewhat blsnks on how a compass works ... or was it Sam himself?

Travis ' map nonsense ... LOL

Ashton: "I feel like there are THE SEEDS of a decent plan in here ..."

Oh shit, IS Ratanish still in the Hole? Yeesh ...

Questioning corpses? Oh ... OH!!! Speak With the Dead? Yay! I love this spell ...

Ashton: "You can stitch a skull onto a dead rat and THIS is a problem?"

Oooooh ... spooky stuff ...

Deception check? Okay ... 21? Blimey, Laura!

Thul's still at the Key. Okay ... Travis losing it over Matt having to hold that ridiculous face ... XD Unity? What ... "keep them scattered"?

Whoa ... they're REALLY gonna try interrogating Ratanish? Okay ...

Oh boy, here we go ... yuck ... Matt goes HARD with this description ...

Another deception check ... 21 AGAIN?!!! Fuck ...

Old fashioned communications ... so THEY'RE having the same problems with Sending and stuff? Okay then ... "The Moon Folk have kept eyes as well"? Interesting ... bollocks, that's a question! Damn it ... ask about the monk snd the wizard! Damn it! Tell us about Beau and Caleb!

"Mzin pit entrance"? Hmmm ... agh, he's getting wise ... Insight check! Whispers! Aaaaaah!

FINALLY!!! But his head's off so it's quite the anticlimax ...

100 strong Reilorans loose ... hmmmm ...

Ratanish teeth? Fearne's getting her creepy Baba Yaga thing on again.

Chetney's incantation ... XD

Oh, here we go ... it's going all first POTC movie here ... oh okay ... is this the Black Pearl slouching out of the mist? Or maybe the Flying Dutchman?

Eagle's Splendour? Cool ...

Aaaaaah! Ghost pirates! Creepy!

Holy fuck, it really IS the cursed crew of the Black Pearl ...

Roll initiative? Crap!

Battlemap time! Yay! OH MY GODS!!! AND a ghost ship! Awesome!

Orym's up first? Nice ... go off, wee man! Badass! Damage, too! Nice ...

Ashton Rages! Oooh ... he's see-through! Okay ... takes a swing! Boom! Rocking up two big hits! Nice ... falls in the water? Wait ... EHAT did he just do? That's so cool ...

Uh-oh ... what's happening? Wait ... A PISTOL?!!! How the fuck? What ... AN ICE GUN?!!! Are you kidding me?

Minor Illusion? Hmmm ... a deception check? Okay ... 21! Nice, Travis! Oh bollocks, against a NAT20?!!! Ouch ...

Chetney: "They don't leave ... (Scottish accent) survivors!" XD

Form of Dread! Yeah ... and FIREBALLS!!! Nice ... wow ... that's A LOT of fails ... 26 fire damage! Fuck ... Laudna is ANNIHILATING these guys!

Shadow Cant? Ooooh ... and a NAT20!!! Whoa ...

Oh ... Parley? Or maybe not ... hmmm ...

Command From the Grave? Ooooh ... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! No! Not Imogen! Phew ... Nice save ...

Spinning rocks ... okay ... very Magneto! Nice, Imogen! Boom!

There's one in the crow's nest? Hmmm ... oh fuck, what's THIS thing? TWO crossbow shots? Damn ... Nat20! Ouch ... crits on BOTH Chetney znd FCG! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Oh fuck, that's NASTY!!!

Fuck ... the dead are getting back up? CRAAAAAAAP!!!

Yes! Punch a ghost! Very Beau of her ...

All this Cold damage is SO not fun at all ... fucking undead!

Coin flip? Hmmm ... oh I know what he's gonna do ... Turn/Destroy Undead! Yes! About time! Go, Letters! Wait ... LAUDNA'S afraid of FCG now? Ah shit ... that's problematic ...

Fuck ... and there's NO FIX for this situation, either ... crap.

Do something FLAMEY Fearne! Burn these arseholes! Fire Shield? Not quite what I expected ... oh, resistance to Cold damage? That's okay ... she's running to Laudna? Oh, okay! Mirthful Leap! Yay! 9 on athletics? Crap ... and now she's blocked ... she sends Mister instead, then ... Dimension Door Laudna? Maybe not ... no, just shooting shit fire instead ... bah, and it's a miss! Crap ...

Orym starts running under legs znd goes straight for the ship, then uses Seedling to drag himself onto it! Nice! Whoa ... crazy skeleton girl! Eep! Oh ... what, a rewind? Hmmm .. and now I'm just lost ...

Okay, attacking instead! Let's go! Goading Attack! Yes ... "A flea"? Really? I mean it's not THAT dissimilar, but still ...

Ashton is going after Laudna? Okay ... I mean OF COURSE he is ... oh my gods is he just headslapping her? Wow ... but yeah, that works ...

Oh yeah, she's pissed ... FCG: "Respect the gods!"

Imogen! No! Aaaagh ... and on Orym ... another Crit? Ouch!

Wolf Chetney gets hit breaking off but he's just BOOKING IT for the boat too ...

Laudna's going for it too ... and pretending she's still afraid? Nice ...

Imogen casts Shock Flare? Ooooh ... 2d6 Lightning damage ... 12 each! Nice ... one down! Yeah ... and she damn near drops in the Hole too ... whoops!

Gah ... the Sniper again! Crap ... shooting for FCG ... and it's a hit! Noooo! Ouch ... oh shit, he's DOWN!!! Fuck ...

Second shot at Orym ... oh thank FUCK that's a miss ... phew ...

They're coming for Imogen ... and just FALL IN THE HOLE!!! Nice ... XD

Creep little skittering halfling zombie ...

Fearne casts Cure Wounds at on FCG ... 8 points, and HE'S UP!!! Yes ... and she's STILL pissed at him for what he did to Laudna ... only can't rips for a bonus action? No joy ... just going for the boat, then ... oh, Fire Shield causes damage if they hit her? Nice ...

Mister shoits flame at the fucker next to FCG ... 13 damage! Nice ...

Orym uses the stuck bolt to swing around and ACROBAT himself into his foe ... that would have be so nice if they hadn't rolled better ... nuts ...

Reckless Attack! Yeah, Ashton ... BOOM!!! Smash that fucker to pieces ... Teleport? What? And a Wormhole Strike on the Sniper? Oooooh ... lots of damage maths, nice ... 23 points and it gets shoved hard ... and it DROPS onto the deck! So that's MORE damage ... another 15! Nice ...

Right back to FCG? Ashton's really shifting this fight ...

The whirlpools can MOVE?!!! What the fuck?

Orym gets SHOVED ... oh, nice save! Stabby instead ... oh, that was SO disappointing ... phew ...

Wolf Chetney CLAWS his way onto the ship ... atracks the Sniper and tries to drag the crossbow out of its hands ... and he rips it away! Nice ... he chucks it into the water! Yeah ... oh ... these things don't have blood? No Curse of Bloated Agony ...oh, he can use HIS OWN blood? Oh, well THAT works ...

Spiderclimb! Yay! She's on the boat! Is she going to parley? No, she opens her ribcage, puts his hand in it ... what the hell is she doing? Oh, she's APPEALING to him, one undead to another? Interesting ... the Strife Emperor? What?

Well, at least that means he's still distracted ... and TAKING HIS TURN to continue the parley ...

She's offering up Chetney's cursed sword as a bonus? What?

What even IS this out-of-context conversation about?

Is Imogen close enough to the ship? I'm sorry ... "cheese wiz"? What? Going for Orym's attacker ... oh NICE SAVE!!! You go, girl! 29 points of Psychic damage ... oh they are DONE!!! Nice ...

FCG prone and under attack again! And he's OUT again! Fuck! And a death save already? Wait ... he's using his FLASK as a dice tower? Seriously?

Fearne is IN one of the whirlpools ... oh nice, she's out! Okay ... and she doesn't know if FCG's out again ... okay, she's GOING BACK to him again ... a SECOND Level Cure Wounds ... 13 points znd he's up AGAIN!!!

Orym does a jack rabbit kick and boots this thing RIGHT OFF the ship, goes after the one attacking Chetney ... 17 points of damage! Nice ... and it's down again ...

Ashton dies a reckless on the little shit attacking FCG and ANNIHILATES the fucker. Then teleports onto the ship ...

Chetney gets his sword out, and it gets chatty on him again ... oh, he's just trying to PERSUADE the captain instead? Hmmm ...

Oh shit ... Chet didn't know she offered up the sword too ... awkward ...

Another persuasion check? Hmmmmm ... roll good, Marisha! Fuck ... 10? Shite ...

Wow ... he's giving it up? Oh yeah, cursed sword is NOT HAPPY and neither is Chetney ... but at least the captain accepts ...

And they got their ride!

Time for a break ...

Laudna (waving like a queen): "We're friends now! We're going for a ride!"

Fearne doesn't like having GUILT. That's hilarious. XD

Oh yeah, actually technically they are kind of pirates themselves, actually. Yeah. They're smong peers! Woedders? Cool. Keith? No ... KYLE ... hmmm ... "I've been with you for a hundred years!" XD

Chetney's staying as a wolfman cuz he doesn't trust this lot. I don't blame him.

How does an undead die MORE, Fearne? I'm curious.

Oooh, SAM gets a Whispers ... and it gets weirdly flirty ... what the fuck? XD

He sounds honest. I THINK we can trust him ... Laudna's trying to get snippy about it ... oh, okay, they're shaking on it? This is getting weird ...

Laudna SCARES Chetney back into halfling form. Wait ... is he trying to trick them with the fake? Crap ... the sniper's a bit too sharp for him.

Okay, they hand the real one over, and ... yeah, that's that. And they're going to let them off in one piece too, apparently.

No food on board ... I mean really, what were you actually expecting?

Hunter's Bane ... but I mean what is he REALLY trying to find out?

So the ship's is a total wreck? Sounds about right ... and it's SAILING ITSELF!!! Oh boy ... proper ghost ship here ...

Oh wow ... is Fearne FLIRTING with the captain now? Really?

The Solstice has had NO EFFECT on them? Now THAT is interesting ...

The Strife Emperor is Betrayer God ... okay ... not sure if that's a good thing for us, then. He might be more on Ludinus' side ... or maybe not ... hmmmm ...

Clearly he doesn't like question ...

Interesting ... he's looking to strike up a BOND with Chetney's sword ...

Find out what the boots are about? Hmmmm ... FCG's not sure he can do that. But he has time ... oh, there's a card! Double speed for ten minutes? That's not bad, actually ... oh yes, Ashton could FUCK SHIT UP with those ... oh, Rollies with Chetney ... okay ... oh, that's it. They're Ashton's, then.

The ship is literally REPELLING marine life ...

Ashton's going up to the crow's nest to talk with the navigator. She carved her own eye out? To make a point? Wow ...

Woedders: "Anger's good. It makes things happen."

Oh ... the mention of Ruidus gets her attention ... she hasn't seen it in weeks? Well it is STUCK in position now ...

The others are going exploring ... oh, it is FREEZING down here. Okay ... oh, so when they sleep they LITERALLY just fall apart. Charming ...

"Is it warmer in the hole?" Oh boy ... this conversation is getting dirty ...

The Whitts Twins ... oh, the halflings? Okay ... so they just like go gamble? For no real purpose any more. Not that there's any reason to.

No natural threats to the ghost ship on the High Seas, then ...

Sanjay? Okay ... ooh, he's a fancy one, clearly.

"Who hasn't heard of Scanlan Shorthalt?" Cute ..

Beads of Love ... ye gods ...

A pile of Kyle ... XD

Oh, the guns are NEW acquisitions? That's interesting ... Percy's legacy has spread FAR ...

Is FCG really suggesting they try a thief-off with Fearne? Really?

They're trying to introduce Rollies to them now ...

Oh no, Marisha, please don't ... oh, it's sll getting a bit meta all of a sudden ... Matt: "And that wax the last anyone saw of Bells Hells."

And now they're playing Rollies ...

Ah, secrets ...

Wow, this is spreading now ... and now they're addicted to Rollies, that's hilarious and adorable ...

And that's it for the night. Yup ...

[kiirotoao]

S2 rewatch highlights pt 3

Episode 5

“Super spy” - Mike’s infatuation with super powers is showing

Okay I feel like those spores are really important!! They seem to be the only things capable of sedation and I really wonder if that’s gonna become a factor for s5 as the spores seemed to be everywhere. Like maybe those flowers are gonna spread??? Especially considering the first thing we focus on dying is the greenery when El picks the dead flower in s4

The mellow yellow lights, I swear I’m not insane; yellow is such a heartfelt color in the show. Turned off between Jonathan and Nancy to represent the distance

GOD can you imagine your 13 year old son telling you your friend/confidant/love interest/a police man who normally is in control of heavy situations no less - is going to die please they don’t deserve this 😭😭😭

I strive to have Dustin’s confidence and heart wth 🥺

I need more Nancy and Murray!!! Omg they could save the world together - I’m kinda scared for them in s5…

“Do you accept the risk” HURTS SO MUCH AFTER S4 HHFJFHFHF she’s so bold.

I need more Mike and Joyce too the Will protectors!!!!!!

Haha oh I love when Bob’s brain kicks in, not before his heart, as he enthusiastically and smartly figures out the map. Such a great character moment.

Eww I forgot those body parts in the cave?? Ig the demodogs are a lot less calculated than Vecna in handling victims

El and Becky are trying to find each other’s story. Oh the heartbreak as they communicate through the simple like “dream” and “home” and understand each other HGHFFHDUJ

Once again the yellow throughout the Ives’ house. El’s room. Covered in yellow, in heart, a baby once meant to dwell there but unable to, still felt through the loss.

AHHHHH AND HERE BEGINS THE MOST AMAZING FRIENDSHIP STEVE AND DUSTIN OMG!!!!! Wow halfway through the season I could’ve sworn it was earlier but apparently not!!

“Friends don’t lie” unless it’s under cause for protection!!! Love how it’s emphasized here with the fake out of order game

OOOO I have a greater appreciation for that “water it down” metaphor now I feel like that flew over my head before lol

“Hey, Bob.” “Hey, Jim.” LMAOOOO the difference between Joyce and Bob

OHJFJFJD my jaw never fails to drop with that seizure scene EVERY TIME

Episode 6

AHH omg I missed that key toss from Steve to Dustin - the tiny cue for their synergy right off the bat (pun not intended I’m sorry) is so good

Feels so good to see Joyce silence the entire room of professionals she's so justified!!!!

JANCY GET MURRAY'D HELL YEAHHHH - I love how they're both so stubborn that they needed that push to show them the highlights of what they hadn't fully acknowledged

THE FIRST LIEEEE Oh dear theme how I do adore you

AHWHHGHJH Bob is so accepting. Oh my gosh. It hurts because I feel like he's gotten a fair amount of background compared to other newly added characters my hearttttt

OMGG WAIT I forgot that Will didn't remember Hopper!!! OH my gosh! Bob I get, he hasn't seen Bob, but Hopper???

Oh my gosh the way that Hopper holds his hands over the wheel is SO HHUHG you can tell he wants to hold El's hand and apologize but oh the empty room. The seemingly unreached message.

MAN I miss the handshakes for reconciliation!! I feel like they ended after this season

AWH MAX 😭❤️ her anger scares her ouch too real

WAIT OMG CAN WILL FEEL WHEN PEOPLE DIE HOLY CRAP THAT IS SO HFHG UHOHGOF

[provisoris]

@sergeantstardust continued from x:

It did  not  MATTER  who said it or where she heard about it,  as a matter of fact everyone in every District seemed to murmur about the Capitol bombing the day many would remember as the last chapter of the war ———— most still convinced the  silver  parachutes  were truly part of Snow’s commands but Jyn knew the truth.  She wasn’t supposed to but she’d found out and that’s all that counted,  not even what she thought of it was important.     ❝I just heard someone talking about it.❞    Technically a lie,  for that was far from how she had come to read such information.  Jyn’s shoulders dropped in a nonchalant shrug,  void  of judgement at the seemingly defensive tone in his voice   ( not that she was assuming he  was  being  defensive,  she would often wonder how much she  projected  onto others when trying to read between lines ).      

❝I don’t  agree  with it,❞     there was a subconscious refusal to make  explicit  mention of what they were talking about,  understandable so she didn’t want to  offend  or upset him by bringing up what she  supposed  would be a touchy subject.  It was not fair for men like Gale to be held  responsible  for the decisions of a greedy politician ———— that is exactly what President Coin was in the young rebel’s eyes.  The woman  may  have cared at some point, may have been a revolutionary fighter but her lust and  thirst  for power was so sheer,  so evident for anyone who was given orders from her…. and Jyn,  as any soldier,  had been given orders before.  Orders she chose to  ignore  and since then she thought about it nonstop.  She thought about the morals involved,  the good and bad,  day and night even when she  wished   she could stop thinking about war.   Jyn  HATED  that innocent people were  murdered,  that they were used as a plot device… but who was  really  at fault here?

❝but I do have mixed feelings about it.❞    Following such cruel orders was WRONG and yet,  Jyn  understood,  they had been left with no other options.  Looking away,  lips pressed together for a moment her idle fingers playing with each other, she had to admit;    ❝I know it wasn’t  your  choice.❞

Gale’s eyes prickled with tears. In the heat of the moment, in WAR it was a decision and a plan that had been made to WIN. The rulebook had been thrown out and he’d justified his own plan as such. If Snow was going to play dirty, they had to as well. 

He didn’t realize it would haunt him at night.

Gale had mixed feelings on it, too, after the dust had settled and all was said and done, his trusted friend Jyn was speaking carefully about the rights and wrongs they’d encountered and of course it had come up. It always came up. It always would. 

( Goodbye, Gale. )

It wasn’t his choice, no, but it was his idea. Lines had been blurred and crossed to such an extent that he had no idea what had been what anymore. He was there, with Katniss in the middle of the chaos, he couldn’t have pulled the trigger, so to speak, but did he? There was no way to know, there was no way to tell who those stupid silver parachutes belonged to. He’d planned with Betee about it. Snow surely could’ve hacked their intel. He always DID seem to be a step ahead, but was he this time? Was it some sick attack on his own “beloved” Capitol residents or was it the rebels?

In the pit of his stomach, Gale knew. But he refused to admit it. 

He ducked his head, trying to hide the tears that trickled down his cheek, using a hand to quickly wipe them away, a sniffle and he looked back up to Jyn with red, puffy eyes. “We all have a choice... how do you figure it wasn’t mine?” When it was my plan was left unspoken.

[alexsoenomel]

Sex before bed with Dean Winchester would include:

It always starts with gentle kissing 

That slowly turns into a heated make out session.

“Dean if Sam hears us...”

“I don’t care.” Him saying between kisses 

Your hands going under his shirt feeling every inch of his skin.

Him being on top of you not letting you switch because he knows how much you love control.

He also knows how much you liked being controlled so he ain’t letting go.

Biting and sucking on your neck because he knows it will drive you mad.

Clothes slowly hitting the floor, but not underwear.

His jaw dropping when he sees you without clothes, every time.

You feeling like you are on top of the world 

Dean lowering his kisses making you shiver.

When he reaches the material of your panties he kisses and licks you few times through the material before taking them off.

You taking off your bra in the process.

Him leaving hickies on your inner thigh

And slowly kissing his way to your wet core.

You begging him to do something before you explode.

He just smiles and starts licking you as you grip the bed sheets.

Moaning his name over and over again.  

Not wanting him to stop.

But as soon as you tell him panting that you are about to come he stops and goes right back up kissing you hungrily.

You whining in protest.

His thumb going over your lips.

“Shhhh not yet!”

You having enough of his bullshit so you get up and shove him onto the bed, getting on top of him.

Not saying a word, just kissing your way down to his boxers before taking them off.

Smirking before licking his dick slowly.

Not breaking the eye contact.

Dean whispering fuck and shit as he takes a chunk of your hair begging you to take him whole.

But you don’t because you are a tease.

Instead you lick him and suck the tip before doing the same thing he did, going back up to his lips.

“You’re impossible (Y/N).”

“I know.”  

Him smiling at you before flipping you over.

“My turn.”

Slowly entering you making you gasp a little.

Slow movements at first.

Dean telling you how much he loves you and how beautiful you are.

You begging him to go faster and he does.

Bitting your shoulder because he knows how much you love pain.

You digging your nails in his back, and scratching harder and harder as you feel your orgasm approaching.

Dean putting up with the pain of your nails in his back.

“Ouch!”

“Sorry babe.”

Screaming “I’m gonna come.”

“Me too.”

Him letting you finish first.

After he comes he collapses next to you.

Both of you covered in sweat.

The whole room smells like sex.

Dean not being able to form a coherent sentence for 2 minutes.

You panting like you just ran a marathon.

“Holy crap.” Is the first thing he says.

“I could never get tired of this.”

Gentle kisses after.

Cuddles.

Falling asleep naked

Next morning Sam being a little on edge 

“Why are you so cranky Sam?”

“I couldn't sleep because of you two (Y/N).”

“Oh God.....again.”

“Oops.” Dean smirking while taking a sip of beer

[luimagines]

He Accidentally Hurt You Pt. 1

Masterlist

Takes place while in the group, written as a platonic relationship.

this one got away from me entirely, so I had to split it up

Warrior

“I’m telling you, we need to head west!”

“And head straight into enemy territory? I don’t think so!”

“Wild’s right, Warrior. We can’t just sit around here and wait for them to come to us or the people of the town. We’re the only ones who can do something about it.” 

“Need I remind the both of you that we’re all tired as hell as well? We have no potions or healing items, our weapons haven’t been tended to in over a week because of the constant fighting and everyone has an injury in one way or another. We can’t afford to keep going at this rate. We’re lucky enough to have enough food as it is.”

You glanced at the W Trio. Wild, Wind and Warrior.

They’ve been going over the map and strategies for the past hour and it’s getting tiring. That normally would have fallen to Time and Twilight to talk to Warrior about it but they went ahead as the currently strongest of all to secure the perimeter.

It hasn’t been going great.

You sighed and stood up, making your way over to where they were.

Warrior was getting worked up and his gestures became more agitated and pronounced.

They needed to stop.

“Ok, guys, take five and a breather.” You started before your head snapped backwards.

The arguing stopped instantly.

“Oh for Din’s sake! Are you ok?.” Hands covered your own as you felt your face trying to pry them off to get a read on the damage done. “Oh course this has to happen.”

You took a step back and plugged your nose for good measure.

Wild and Wind both look tense and looked between the two of you, expecting something to blow up in their faces.

“Well that was unnecessary.” You spoke after a tense beat.

Warrior bit his lip, warring within himself to both step forward to comfort you and too afraid of pushing your boundaries more than he already has. “I’m sorry. I didn’t see you there. Does it hurt?”

“I’ll live if that’s what you’re asking me.” You raised an eyebrow. “I was going to say that you should all take a break and leave it for a while. Maybe take a nap and come back to it once Twilight and the Old Man can have a say. Because yeah, we’re all tired as hell. I don’t think you liked the idea though.”

Warrior had the decency to look ashamed. “That was unintentional.”

“Regardless, I think I’m bleeding.” You smirk. “You’ve got quite the arm Captain. Last time I checked, a backhanded slap was usually reserved for-”

“Please don’t make this any worse.”

You laughed.

Wind

“Wind! Get down from there!” You called up the tree.

Mr. Sticky Fingers had taken something important from you, not that he knew what it was and you didn’t plan on telling him it’s importance since it was mostly sentimental value but the kid turned it into a game instead.

“I’m not going to climb after you Pirate!”

“I guess it’s mine then!” He taunted back.

You glared at his smirking face and snapped your head to the group. “Excuse me Wild Child, care to lend a hand? You’re the best tree climber among us and I’d really like to get my item back.”

Wild looked up and spotted Wind in the tree. He shrugged and stood up, making his way over. “I can make that climb. Sure.”

“Uh oh.” Wind huddled into himself on the nearest branch before making a mad dash through the tree.

Wild followed closely and you stepped under the tree to get a better view of the chase. The multitude of branches and leave and twigs made it hard to see through and you didn’t see make the executive decision to jump down.

And it seemed as if he didn’t see you either. 

You both landed on the ground, a sickening crack following shortly. Your cry of surprise quickly turning into one of pain.

Wind jumped off of you as if you burned him but stayed close, handing your item back as if that would fix the problem.

The boys crowded you instantly. Hyrule led the charged followed by Twilight and Time. Warrior pulled Wind aside to give them room, Wild jumped down from the tree and Legend chose to stand closer to Hyrule to get a look over his shoulder. Four and Sky held back, concerned faces mirroring each other.

“I think you broke my arm.” You gritted through your teeth.

“I didn’t.... I didn’t mean-” Wind spoke up but bit his lip, cutting himself off. He knew there was no saving him.

“What on earth was so important that it had to come to this?” Time glared at the both of you. You would have felt a little more embarrassed because it was easily avoidable but at the same time, it was your dominant arm and now you struggled to sit up.

“Wind took an item of mine and refused to give it back. To keep me from getting it back, he climbed up a tree and I asked wild to help me out. The kid jumped on me and this happened. End of story.” Hyrule looked up at you questionably before snapping the bones back into place. A scream tore through your throat before you could stop it. “‘RULE! A little warning next time?!”

He grinned sheepishly. “Sorry. It’s better if you aren’t expecting it.”

“What’s so special about that item anyway, if you don’t mind me asking?” Sky came a little closer to rub comforting circles on your back. Hyrule took that as his cue to begin healing the injury properly. “Is it magic?”

Pain clouded your judgment slightly. “No, not exactly.”

“What is it then? It doesn’t look like anything special.” Legend gripped the tip of it and you pulled it closer to your chest, away from the others. “It’s defiantly not magic.”

“Not in the traditional sense.” You agreed. The pain was slowly fading away now, but with the quickening of the healing process, it looked worse than it did before. You turned your eyes away from the black and blue mess.

“It’s... the last gift my mother ever gave to me.” You admitted. “It’s a special kind of magic that only means something to me.”

“The sentimental kind.” Four smiled sadly.

You nodded in agreement. “But it’s not like it does anything. It’s only a token really. However... I’d rather die then let anything happen to it.”

The group stood around you silently, taking in the information.

“I’m sorry.” Wind stood before you. “I didn’t-”

You held your good hand up. “It’s not broken, I knew you would never try that and I got it back. I’m not even mad, just don’t do it again.”

He looked worse after your words, as if it was the worse news you could have told him. You knew the feeling. You felt like maybe it would help him feel better to get yelled at or something equivalent of a punishment but it wasn’t in your nature.

Once that mess was cleared up, he stayed to close to you but was unusually quiet.

You made it a point to make sure that he knew you were still on good terms by the end of the day.

Wild

“I wonder if theses are ok to eat.” You mutter to yourself. Poking at a berry bush that was near your camp, you heard (and felt) your stomach rumble. “Wild would probably know. Hyrule might know as well but....”

THWIP

Something was imbedded in your leg.

“OH MERCY ME!” You fell over, narrowly avoiding the berry thorn bush and looked down. “FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY-  WHAT IN THE WORLD-!”

An arrow.

An arrow was just... sticking out of your leg.

Rustling came from the bushes beyond and out popped a twig and leaf covered head of hair. A scarred face came next that expressed confusion to immediate concern and shock. Wild jumped over the bush and made a mad dash to your side.

“Oh my god I’m so sorry, I thought you were an animal.” He crouched down by your side and hovered his hands around the offending object.

“Why on earth did you think I was an animal?” You nearly cursed him then and there. 

It hurt. It hurt and hurt and he wasn’t doing anything!

“I heard a growl.” He admitted, a bright blush on his face.

“No, that was me and my stomach. I’m hungry man! I was just checking if those berries were edible.” You growled and tried to move over but your leg wouldn’t cooperate without sending bouts of burning static up to your hip.

“That was a crap shot anyway. It wouldn’t have taken the animal down regardless.” Wild muttered to himself.

“Excuse you but I’m the one who was shot. Take it out!”

“Ok, ok, ok, hold on.” He placed a bracing hand on your leg and grip the arrow in the other. “Deep breath. Ready? One. Two.”

“OUCH! YOU SICK, TWISTED, SON OF A-”

“Here.” Wild handed you a potion. You recognized it as a healing item of his, even if the bottle was wrong and uncorked it, gulping it down with vigor.

“You owe me Champion.” You crossed your arms when you finished, handing the bottle back to him. 

“I’ll cook you something. Anything you want.” He nervously scratched the back of his head. “Those berries aren’t edible anyway.”

You blinked at him and the berries, not pouting at all. Your glare hardened at the plant. “I blame you.”

“The plant?”

“I just wanted to eat something!”

Legend

You couldn’t believe it.

There he was, sleeping in your bedroll.

You were tired as it was and didn’t have the energy to put up with it. Instead of anger though...It was mostly confusion.

Why was Legend asleep in your bed roll?

Was he really that tired that he just didn’t care? Probably. The nightmares were bad the night before and he was working nonstop the whole day.

You couldn’t fully blame him. He probably didn’t even notice.

Still.

You were exhausted as well and you refused to take his spot.

You walked over and shook his shoulder.

BAM

You stumbled backwards and eventually fell over, your hands covering your face. 

Legend sat up blearily and blinked for a solid minute before realizing his fist was still raised. 

“Legend!” You yelled at him. “What the heck man? You can’t punch to save your life!”

“What?”

“That’s my bedroll, dumb bell. I would like to sleep please.” You crossed your arms and stared him down. “Also, I’m telling Twilight you can’t punch for crap.”

Legend pushed himself up and looked beneath him. “Oh. Sorry. Wait. What about my punching?”

”You suck at it.”

He glared at you for a moment before taking a swing in your direction.

You dodged it easily and grinned. “Your form definitely needs work.”

“Shut up!”

Part 2

[holylulusworld]

Bad Girl

Summary: Being a bad girl is great until someone tries to stop you.

Pairing: Nomad!Steve Rogers x Criminal!Reader

Characters: Tony Stark, Bruce Baner, Natasha Romanoff

Warnings: language, the reader is a brat, fighting, snarky comments, biting, smut, unprotected sex, hair pulling, tension, light choking, enemies to lovers

A/N: Not endgame compliant. Steve is still Nomad!Steve.

A/N2: Dividers by @writeyourmindaway​

Words: 2,1k

Being a bad girl is great. - Being the bad girl and get away with your crimes even better. Since the snap, you managed to become one of the best thieves in town, maybe even the state of New York.

It’s not as if you steal to become rich or famous – well, you enjoy the attention, even love they call you Black Cat as you are fast, sly, and steal in the dead of the night.

Your reason to become a thief was that you didn’t have a choice. One day you had a job, a boyfriend, and the next you lost your job as the snap happened. Your boyfriend ran for the hills and before you could blink your landlord kicked you out of your home.

It’s started with little things. You stole a sandwich to not starve or a bottle of water. Later you gathered more courage and stole a jacket to not freeze.

Time went on and after a year you found a nice hideout, had enough money, and wanted to stop stealing. You went on a job interview only to meet the most awful man in town. He kicked a homeless man, spit into the coffee the man was holding, and snorted as you gave the man ten bucks.

After your encounter, you replayed the job interview, the way he treated the homeless man, and how his secretary stood far away from his desk to not feel his hand at her ass all the time.

That night you decided to teach him a lesson – and you did. When you broke into his penthouse, wearing a black catsuit and a mask he peed his pants, begging for his life. 

You didn’t kill or hurt him, but you forced him to help the homeless man, to stop touching his secretary, and to never even think of treating anyone bad.

After that – every person treating someone badly fell victim to the criminal called “Black Cat”.

People cheered for you, just like some websites but, like with everything else in life, your secret came with a price or rather with the danger of getting caught by the Avengers.

For weeks you have to hide. Somehow Captain fucking America managed to almost catch you during your last heists. It didn’t matter to him you stole the money to help an orphanage. 

Playing Robin Hood in times after the blip is not an easy job…

“Tonight, I’ll get her,” Steve states, running one hand down his face. “It’s a matter of hours.” Since he lost against Thanos Steve is obsessed about catching all criminals in town. Sadly, he’s after you now.

“Don’t you think we should take care of more important criminals? The girl helps other people.” Natasha sighs, somehow, she likes your style. “Seriously, Steve…”

“No, Natasha. If we let her get away with her crimes she’ll never learn. That woman can’t expect us to not go after her.” Deadpanning Natasha snickers.

“Just admit you like her! I bet your last encounter left you wanting for more…” Tony smirks, overgoing his calculations again. “Maybe we can hire her? We could use two more hands if we want to undo the blip.”

“She’s a criminal, Tony!”

“Oh-weren’t you one not too long ago too?” Eyebrows raised Tony looks up at Steve for a moment. “I guess I didn’t get the memo saying you didn’t commit several crimes over the last years to save your friend.”

“Tony, not again.” Natasha groans. “We’ve got more important things going on. Like Steve in need of getting laid.”

“Nat!” Steve looks flustered when he reaches for his shield. “I’ll arrest her tonight. That cat will never nip at other people’s catnip again.”

Tony bursts into laughter at Steve’s words. “Capsicle, marry that girl. She makes a human being out of you, not just a super-soldier.”

“Tony! She’s…Why is everyone on her side? She steals and breaks into people’s homes…” 

“To give it to the people needing it more, Steve. Black Cat doesn’t steal from good people, only from awful ones. She teaches them a lesson and helps people. Give the girl a break and lend us a hand.”

Bruce looks at Steve but he’s stern about arresting you. “Fine, arrest a good person…”

“Steve, just leave her be. If she does something bad, we can catch her…” Steve leaves the room, not listening to his friends. Tonight is the night. He will finally trap you.

“Look at this.” Smirking Steve circles you like prey. “A cat in a trap…” While you try to open the door Captain America himself steps closer. “You can’t open the door, doll. It’s not possible without the key card.”

“Great. Why does Captain America go after me, not people kidnapping and selling girls? Did you look out there once in a while? Human trafficking seems to be the newest trend.” Stepping backward you fumble in the dark to find another exit.

“Stay still and follow me, Black Cat. I will not hurt you if you cooperate.” Steve steps closer, almost purring the words into your direction. 

You have to admire he tries to convince you without violence, but you are not into the mood to get arrested.

“What do you think will happen to me if you hand me over to the cops? This world, it’s rotten since Thanos snapped his fingers. There are fewer good people out there and it gets worse every day.”

“Come here, cat…” He’s holding out his hand, a soft smile on his lips. “I’ll not hurt you…” Captain America steps carefully closer as if he wants to calm a frightened animal. “Relax…”

“Screw you Captain Crap…” Snickering you dash forward to tackle the super-soldier. Just when you run into a solid brick wall you realize your mistake.

“I’ll…fuck…” Shoving against his chest you groan as the fucker won’t budge. “What the heck? Are you made of steel?”

“Give up before you hurt yourself, kitten.” His voice is lower now, his eyes darker. “Let me bring you to the place you belong to.”

“You can bring your ass somewhere but not me! Who will help the people out there? You and your commando of losers? You had him, asshole! Why the fuck did Thor not decapitate his fucking head?” 

Angrily punching Steve’s chest, you fight against an undefeatable enemy. “I lost everything as you failed! I rooted for you; told everyone you’ll defeat him…”

“Calm down, kitten.” Purring the words Steve tries to grasp for you. “Jesus, you are one crazy girl…” When you jump at Steve to bite his neck, he tries to drag you off him. “Girl…what the…ouch…hey!”

“If I can’t defeat you, I’ll bite and scratch you! Now let me go…!” Steve grabs your ass to make you stop but a low moan leaves your lips and your eyes meet. “Did you just grab my ass, Captain Pervert?”

“Be good, Black Cat and I’ll not hurt you.” Humming you glance at Steve’s lips, licking your own lazily. “Natasha said I’ll shall let you go.”

“Then let me go! Now!” His hands kneed your ass and before your brain can stop you, your lips crush onto Steve’s. It’s wild, all tongue and teeth but you moan into his mouth. “Fucking asshole.”

“I guess,” Breathless Steve pins you to the wall. “I’ll have to punish you for being a bad girl, kitten.” He purrs against your lips before he rips your mask off your face. “Now be good and take your punishment.”

“Dream on, Captain useless. How about you let me go or do something useful with your hands for once.” His dropping you to your feet, a dark look on his features when he grasps for your catsuit to rip it open. “What the…”

“Silence, kitten. I wanted to go easy on you but now, you’ll feel my wrath!” He manhandles you to bend you over the nearby couch, “Be good…” You shriek and mutter when Steve drags the remnants of your suit down your body. “No underwear?”

“You can try to wear panties underneath that fucking tight suit, Captain grabby hands. Now let me…fuck…” Two skilled fingers toy with your bundle of nerves and you bite your lip to muffle the sounds.

“Yeah, that’s what I thought. Wet like the dirty and bad girl you are. Now be silent and take your punishment like a good girl.” You can hear the clinking of his belt, then the zipper comes down and before you can give him a snarky comment, his cock slaps against your ass.

“Holy fucking…oh—shit. That’s…” Without warning, Steve starts to press into you, a smug grin on his lips as you wiggle your ass. “Am I a patriot now for taking your cock so well?”

Breathlessly you feel your walls getting stretched beyond anything you felt before. “So tight for me, so good…”

“Good…no…fuck…” Biting your wrist you muffle your cries when Steve bottoms out. He’s panting heavily, fighting the urge to just take you like the bad girl you are. “That’s a huge dick, Captain. I kinda like you more now…”

Smirking Steve wraps his arms around your body to bring you against this body.

“Be my good kitten tonight and you can have some catnip later.” Steve purrs into your ear and you smirk when he wraps one hand around your throat.

“Fuck me, Captain, I love your dick. You may be an ass, but your dick will give me a grand time. Now…get started…” Steve slides his tongue over your cheek, moaning as you clench tightly around him.

“Such a playful little kitten I caught in the act.” The first thrust makes you cry out at the sheer force he uses. “Why did your higher senses not recognize me sooner, kitty cat?”

“I…god, Steve…” Your nails bite into the hand around your throat when he gives you a hard thrust letting your cunt contract in pleasured pain. “You’re such a sore loser…”

“I did not lose, doll…” Moans leave your lips, along with curses when Steve finds a rhythm taking your breath away.

“Look at you, kitten. At my mercy, stuffed with my cock. I bet all your little criminal friends would be disappointed watching you getting fucked by Captain America…”

Your toes curl with every harsh word leaving Steve’s lips. “I…I don’t have any friends…” Your left-hand grasps blindly for his hips to fist his pants. “Oh-fuck. I’m gonna cum…”

“No,” Breathing against your ear Steve smirks darkly. “You won’t, doll face.” 

“Please…no…I need to cum…please…Stevie.” Begging shamelessly as the coil tightens you try anything to get back into Steve’s good graces. “Fine, please, Captain. Let me cum.”

“You can do better, Black Cat.” The hand around your throat squeezes you tightly while his other hand slips between your legs to flick your clit. “Be good, tell me what I want to hear.”

“I…I…hate you…but…” Whining you choke on your words when he squeezes your throat tighter. “S…Steve, please. I’ll be good…”

“…and?” His hips slam into your ass, pushing you closer to the edge. Every thrust hits your sweet spot and you are close, so painfully close to your high that you blur out what he wants to hear.

“I will follow you from now on. Now let me fucking cum!” Smirk on his lips Steve hums before he let go of your throat to fist your hair. His thrusts speed up and you whimper, embarrassed at the amount of slick running down your thighs.

“Cum for me, doll…” The damn breaks. Shuddering you let your high rush through your veins, making your body slump onto the couch. “Good girl, so good for me…”

“I still hate you…” Mumbling insults your feel Steve fill you up. “You made a mess again…”

“You love it, Y/N.” Steve runs his hands over your back, letting goosebumps erupt all over your skin. “I want you to pack your things and follow me tonight. The world is a dangerous place and you will stop playing the heroine. Let us help you.”

“Can you just let me enjoy the afterglow and lecture me later, Cappy? I am tired, worn out and I could have a nap right now.”

“You know, I could’ve arrested you eight months ago,” Steve smirks when you look over your shoulder. “I just thought you look better in my bed than a cell.”

A smirk on your lips you nod silently before your eyes betray you. “Dream on, Captain. I let you capture me. You would still run around in circles to get me if I wasn’t interested in your ass…”

“One day, I’ll arrest you for good…”

“I am bad, baby. Get used to it…”

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[markwearsdiapers]

A short Story from the past

( apologies for the Tumblr lack of formatting)

                                        “Why”

 “This is odd.”

 The room was warm with a slight breeze making its way in as the window rested slightly ajar. The curtain fluttered leaving a pattern of blue and yellow blocks to dance in the air.

 “My legs are stuck. Why can’t I see?”

 The sound of crinkling was noticeable with every shift of the bed and other than the curtain rhythmically slapping the window, there was deafening silence. 

 “Am I dreaming? I feel awake, but my hands, they are so hot.”

 The crinkle intensified and the sound of banging was evident as the bed clanked against the wall.

 “Holy shit, surely I am dreaming. My legs, they feel heavy and for fucks sake, my arms. Am I bound? Why can’t I see?”

 The bed continued to bang up against the wall drowning out the crinkle as it swayed side to side.

 “My thumbs, is that tape? Why are my hands taped up? Shit, I can’t see fuck.”

 “OUCH, god damn it, my face! I hit my face with something, something on my wrist. If I am dreaming, I sure felt it. Perhaps it was a watch, but how is that possible? I don’t wear a watch. I need to wake up!”

 The clanking of the bed intensified as the attempts to move became more panic like.

 “Fucking hell, I need to see. Where am I? I can’t talk. My mouth. I can’t open it.  Is it taped as well? Where is Manny?”

 Becoming still,  the bed stopped moving and the crinkling ceased leaving just the warm breeze to run over the bed. With the stillness, breathing had become notably heavier.

 “Shit. Manny! Is he ok? We were together, Yes, we were together at the party last night, but then what. Did he leave? Did I leave? Where the fuck am I?”

The bed crashed against the wall as an attempt to turn was made and a loud grunt interrupted the silence that had momentarily consumed the air.

 “Manny. Is he in trouble? I have to find Manny.”

 The room became a war zone as the bed slammed over and over into the wall. The sound of a falling board brought it to a halt and the room went still.

 “Did something break? Was that  thunder?  Do I hear rain? No, it was too close. It sounded right beside me. A door, a book, something fell. I have to get my eyes open. Where am I?”

 “Who’s that, who’s there? I hear you. What are you doing, where is Manny?”

 The stagnant breeze was replaced by a warm breath as its presence moved in. The bed went still with only the sound of the curtains hitting the wall keeping the room from total silence.

 “This is not good. I know you are there. Say something. Fuck, I am mumbling, you need to hear me. TAKE OFF THIS GAG!”

 SLAP SLAP

 “Oh shit! My face! What, I am to lie hear quiet. Fuck that. WHO IS THERE!

 SLAP !!

 “Wait. Perhaps I am being rescued. Maybe he won’t speak because he has to be quiet. Maybe I have to be quiet! That must be it. I am being saved.”

 “Crap, That is bright. I can see but it’s blurred. I have to focus, but it is not possible. What is that noise? Why is everything blurred?”

 “I hear you. I hear your footsteps. Why are you circling me and why am I blinded? The light, it must be on.  Yes, that is the brightness.”

 Sounds of Crinkling and rustling occupied the room even as the bed was now still.

 “I hear that. What do you have there? Shit, let go of my balls. I am going to be raped, not saved. FUCK YOU, LET ME GO!”

 SLAP -SLAP -SLAP -SLAP

 “Oh god, I am in trouble. Where is Manny. Did they hurt Manny? Oh, my face. A hand keeps hitting my face. I need to get free. Crap, he keeps feeling my balls. His hands are wet and yet they are soft. No, my balls are soft or are my balls wet?  Why are my balls wet? Ok, try to calm down. Maybe he will be gentle and then let me go. Maybe. Oh shit!. I am getting hard. How the hell am I getting hard. This is not right. He’ll think I like this, that I want more.”

 THUD!

“Was that the door?  Is he gone? Maybe I should yell. No, the breeze has stopped. He has closed the window! Why, so my screams go unheard? Why close the window? Am I too late to yell?”

 Not a sound was present as despair hung over the room like a dark storm cloud.

 “No, he’ll hit me if I yell. Maybe he is gone, it is quiet.”

 “Oh, fuck  no! What is he doing, He is very strong. He can lift me up. Why are my legs raised. Is this how I am to be raped?”

 “What, why did he stop?  Did I turn him off. What If I turned him off? What if he finds me useless? I am in very deep trouble.”

 “Am I smiling? That feels nice but what is that? How can it feel nice? I am going to be raped and I like the feeling. Am I sick, perverse! What is wrong with me and what did they do with Manny?”

 A suffocating oppression again loomed over the bed yet the sounds of Christmas filled the air.

 “That tearing noise? He’s opening presents? I hear presents opening. This is why I feel pleasant!”

 A temporary calm came over the room but quickly ceased. “He’s removing my underwear. Oh shit, here it comes. He is going to abuse me. Why did I turn him on? “

 The feeling of suffocation eased. “Where did he go. I feel exposed, naked, dry. Is he gone. Did I turn him off? If only I could free my hands, use my thumbs! Why do I feel so dry?”

 “He’s back. Should I just  give in to him. Tell him to have his way and be done with it? There is that feeling again. He’s playing with my ass. What feels cottony, and the smell? I know that smell. My mother, he smells like my mother! That is sick. I am sick. I am to be raped and I have images of my mother! I must be mad but that is what it smells like. Or.”

  “Powder,  baby powder! That’s it, but why baby powder?”

 The crinkling intensified.

 “How did he get my underwear off so easily. And dry, was I not dry before? My feet are bound, my underwear must be at my feet or maybe my legs are free!”

 “No they are still stuck. That feels so thick, so soft. What is he brushing against my crotch? He is lifting my legs again. I am going to be raped! That tickles. I want to laugh. I want to laugh because I am being molested?“

 “What the fuck! My god. What is he doing to me. He is not raping me. Impossible. This is not happening. I am not a child. I am being diapered! That sound, that smell.  I am being diapered. This is insane. Where is Manny. Manny, make this end. Is he in the room? Is he bound as well, forced to watch as I am disgraced! Was he disgraced already as I slept?”

 “FUCK, STOP!!”

 WHACK -WHACK - WHACK - WHACK - WHACK

 “Spanked. I am being spanked. Spanked like a child would be. OUCH! FUCK YOU!”

 WHACK – WHACK!!

 “Fuck! I am 32. I don’t get spanked. I don’t get diapered.  The tape. The crinkle.  It’s not Christmas. I am 32, why am I being diapered! ”

 The smothering ceased and the warm air began to blow across the room once again.

 “My god, was I just changed. Was I already in a diaper. My balls were wet. How did I get wet, how was I in a diaper? This is not happening? I don’t need to be diapered, I don’t want to be diapered!”

 “Is he done? Will he hurt me now? My ass hurts. Fuck, spankings hurt! I better be careful. What if I am no longer of use to him? I need to be useful! “But wait. Is he done?  Why is it quiet? Maybe I am not diapered but how would I know. It has been 30 years since I was in a diaper. I don’t know the feeling but I can still feel air on my right side. Did he give up. Was I too big for his baby diaper! Maybe he is mad that I am too big for diapers! That is it. Now he will be angry and will spank me again. Where has he gone, what is he getting?”

 “I hear footsteps. They are like my parents when they snuck into my room late at night to see that I was safe. Am I safe now? He is back. I don’t like it. I don’t like him feeling my balls, but his hand is warm. No smooth. Oh god, its lube. His finger is at my bum, against my hole. I should resist. I should tighten.”

 “UMPH UMPH! “

 “What was that? What, he fingered my hole? That was so fast. Is he done? Perhaps I am too tight for him. Maybe my hole is not what he expected. I should have shaved. He is disappointed in my hole. Now I am in trouble. I am of no use to him.”

 “Manny, maybe he already used Manny and I am not good enough. His finger, it feels like its still in there but where is he now?  I don’t feel him on me? No he is there, I feel his breathing but what is he doing. It feels snug. My legs feel pushed apart. It is the diaper! It is so thick but it feels cushy. It fit, he made it fit. I am safe, he will be pleased. I made him happy but I am not to be raped? Perhaps Manny was more than enough for his needs. Perhaps Manny was more relaxed. He is like that He always gives in. Not me, I am strong. I hope Manny is ok. Please, if you hurt Manny!”

 CLUNK

 “That noise, what is it? Something closed up. It sounds right beside me like the last time. Perhaps a door or gate but I am not outside, am I?”

 The air moved around the room with quiet footsteps again approaching.

 “The window, he opened the window. But that gate sound, that was too close. That was different. It was next to me. Like a cage! Has he got me in his cage! Should I yell? But I am gagged? I can’t be heard. Maybe he is done. Maybe this is my demise.  Why did I not let him rape me. Why did I resist!”

 The movement was obvious but distant.

 “WOW, that hurts. What is that? My stomach. I need to get up. I have to curl. Holy shit, that hurts. Did he punch me? I never got punched! OUCH, Oh man! I must have eaten something, my stomach. Crap, I need to shit. Surely if I have to shit he’ll let me go.”

 “It is so quiet. I don’t hear him. Is anyone there? Damn, it is mumbled. No one can understand me! Please!”

 The curtain bounced up against the window.

 “FUCK YOU, I HAVE TO CRAP! What the hell is wrong with you, I need to shit you ass!”

 “Oh fuck. NO!”

 The bed rocked to the motion of a body heaving up and down.

 “NO, please. No, make it stop. I can’t, I won’t!”

 “My god, this is insane. This can’t be real. I can’t hold it. Squeeze. I have to squeeze! Holy shit that hurts. UGH! No please make it stop. I am, I can’t., for fucks sake! Ohhhhhhhhh, god, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

 A final desperate grunt left the room motionless. With the curtain flapping against the window, foot steps neared. The bed lay motionless.

 “Don’t hit me! I had to. I had no choice. I didn’t do it on purpose. I am not a baby. I had no choice. It is so warm. It must be everywhere. He is disgusted with me. He is moving away. Good, yes he is leaving. I have to piss. Seriously, now, why now! What the fuck, I said I give up. I’ll piss!”

 “Wow, it is so warm and going everywhere. My balls this is how my balls got wet. It’s nice. It feels nice.”

 “NO! It is GROSS. What is wrong with me? This doesn’t feel NICE. It is not RIGHT!!”

  Click, Click, Click, Click.

 “My hands, my legs. Am I free? Is it is trick? That odour, is that me?”

 “He has my hands, what now, why won’t he just let me be!”

 “Oh wow, my thumbs, I can feel my thumbs! I can touch my eyes. I want to see. But what if I see something I shouldn’t!”

 “His hands are soft. Is he stroking my cheek? He seems so gentle. Maybe he will leave. I will be ok.  My hands are free. He let go. It’s a mask. I am in a fucking mask. I just need to remove it, then I can see.

 The arms shook as the mask slowly peeled off. The breeze rushed over the bed carrying the sent of powder and the room filled with the smells of a nursery.

 “But what do I tell Manny. He can’t find me like this. Maybe he is also like this. Did he diaper us both? Is this a twisted joke on us both!”

 “He is still here, behind me. I can feel his presence. I can see now. Fuck, seriously. A crib? I am in a baby crib? I can take off the tape. I can yell. Maybe he is armed. I better wait for him to go. What if he doesn’t leave? Shit, I am in a baby crib. I am diapered in a crib!!”

 “You are so cute like this. Are you hungry?”

 The room went quiet. The wind swirled about banging the colourful curtains against the wall. The crib wobbled slightly with the soiled diaper becoming more a reality. The dresser top was stocked with piles of diapers, baby powder and wipes with a rack of childish outfits standing beside it. The sides of the crib were high and it all became clear.

 “One more off your secret bucket list Manny?”

 The room was at ease and Manny stood to the side of the crib beaming! “Fuck yes. This weekend is going to be a blast. The best birthday present I will ever have!”

 So what that he lay trapped in a crib wearing a soiled baby diaper while staring at an entirely new wardrobe about to be experienced. His Manny was happy, and that was all that mattered!

[aurieeeeeenyx]

/rp

(apologies in advance for excessive use of all caps, keysmashing and exclamation points)

warning: this is not a good recap. this is not meant to be an accurate recap of the events of today’s stream. this is simply me screaming about it as i process. the later bits are probably not in order.

oh my god. JEEZ. the whiplash from today’s stream...holy CRAP.

first dream starts BUILDING THE WALLS AGAIN IN FULL NETHERITE, then he tells everyone that tommy destroyed the community house and proceeds to show them all the ruins. while they’re in shock, tommy and techno ACTUALLY SHOW UP.

tommy and tubbo fight in front of everyone (lmao ranboo and techno mutually agreeing it was awkward to watch) and tommy straight up tells tubbo the discs were worth more than he ever was??? HELLO??? MY HEART DROPPED SO FAR AT THOSE WORDS. AND THEN THEY FOUGHT EACH OTHER. i was so freaking scared. they’re both on their last life. can you IMAGINE? tommy or tubbo losing their last life to their best friend?? i would’ve cried so hard.

and THEN tommy tells tubbo to give dream the discs!! what the heck!! i was so shocked. (i actually really like that he did that because he’s letting go of the discs and learning to value his friends over possessions. big character arc moment.) and techno’s like “TOMMY WTF ARE YOU DOING” and tommy sides with tubbo!!!! yay for clingyduo being together again!! but also WHAT THE HECK.

and then techno’s all like “you betrayed me, tommy” and just GOES OFF. l’manberg is getting obliterated. and dream tells tubbo he’s an absolute idiot (he was right in his logic, but like...ouch. why would you say that ;-;) he reveals ranboo as the “traitor”!!! hOLY CRAP I COULDN’T BREATHE ONCE HE SAID THAT.

and then dream just turns to techno and says, “withers?” MY HEART WAS POUNDING I SWEAR I WAS ON THE LITERAL EDGE OF MY SEAT. WE GOT THE TECHNO-DREAM TEAMUP WE WANTED BUT AT WHAT COST. (and then he just dipped lmao that was funny).

so THEN. everyone goes back to l’manberg, and i’m still recovering from all that intensity, and it’s so sad the community house was destroyed (my friend suggested that dream did it, which is very valid and smart and probably true). tommy rallies everyone up to protect l’manberg, but NIKI!! NIKI GOES OFF!! YES NIKI!!! she doubts tommy, rightfully, and says that he just expects them all to help him, even tho he’s the reason they’re in this situation in the first place? he destroyed the community house, is he delusional? fundy talks her down, niki tries to convince puffy, so much going on oh my gosh. (plus, she’s right; when asked to swear on twitch prime that he didn’t destroy the community house, tommy hesitated.)

PUNZ joins tommy and says dream’s gone too far. i don’t trust that and i have no idea if he’s being genuine but as of now i can’t decide one way or the other. chances are no. he doesn’t care about l’manberg, why would he think this is “too far”? dream didn’t even kill anyone this time, what’s it to him? would he believe tommy, saying that dream blew up the community house?

but SAPNAP says no! (yesss sapnap) he says that dream is still one of his closest friends (!!!!) and therefore he can’t help go against him for something like this. asjdhfiahifah i don’t even know how to take this but YES i Like it.

then there’s just a blur lmao i don’t really know what happened right after that but the whole ranboo thing!!! aaaahhH!!! he “couldn’t care less about countries” and gives his whole take which i think is very valid and good for him. (sounded a bit like a certain villain there...) eret tries to stop him!! he sees himself in ranboo and wants to save him before ranboo can fall down the same path he did!! niki is...i dunno how she feels about ranboo now and im very sad about that but asjfhasiudhf anyways i think ranboo’s explanation makes a lot of sense and he’s pointing out the flaws in l’manberg’s existence (props to hbomb also for bringing up the fact that l’manberg literally was founded because tommy and wilbur wanted to sell drugs)

god i wanted a dream + ranboo + techno teamup here so bad

and then ranboo goes off on his own to the panic room i think? and his WHOLE MONOLOGUE HOLY CRAP. give this boy an award he did AMAZING. the panic? the uncertainty? the distrust?? oh my god everything was phenomenal. and the dream bit!! i honestly cannot tell if dream was canonically there and gaslighting ranboo or if ranboo genuinely (canonically) imagined him, but. not good. very not good. i’m very excited about it. ranboo villain arc????? PLEASE HE DESERVES TO GO OFF.

the end of his stream, with mellohi playing on a black screen as he muttered and argued with himself...chills, dude.

dkdfhasdifhoasuidhfoiusha anyways no i am not okay and i will not be okay and i cannot believe it’s all about to go down tomorrow i’m not READY

tbh i am a bit surprised nobody ended up in the prison today but also SAM SAYING THAT IF TOMMY REALLY DESTROYED THE COMMUNITY HOUSE HE WOULDN”T HESITATE TO HELP DREAM HELL YEAH

quackity is scaring me and i don’t know what he’s plotting

i definitely had more to say (and my friend had a lot of good points i wanted to mention) but i cannot currently remember what that was, will possibly update later

also bonus lol good job for punz because he absolutely popped off in the ring toss that was awesome

[viandclintbarton-supremacy]

Imagine being from remnant and showing Team Flash you power and weapon

(You are Ruby and Yang's older sibling, Your weapon and semblance is the same as ruby's but your scythe turns into a machine gun)

After the fall of beacon you were running through the school as it was burning, you saw ruby and yang get air lifted out and tried to find any survivors until you accidently ran through a portal thing and ended on earth one and landing right in front of Barry allen and Nora Allen who were shocked to find you. You were confused by your surroundings and didn't know where you were

After they took you back to star labs and ran tests on you but cisco kept looking at your weapon in its gun form

Cisco: "Do Kids normally carry guns around from wherever your from," You gave a slight offended look

Y/N: "One I'm a 18, two i'm from remnant and three no only professional huntsmen and huntresses or those training be carry thier weapons" Cisco blinked and looked at the rest od the team giving them a really look

Cisco: "Great, we picked up a child solder" he said in a sarcastic way

Barry: "What is a huntsmen?" Barry said making everyone look at you woth curiosity especially cisco and nora. You scratch your head thinking how to explain it

Y/N: "Well they are defenders in a way, we protect the people of remnant from crime and thiese creatures called grimm who are attracted to negative emotion"

Barry nodded with a little smile thinking of how similar these huntsmen are too heroes

Nora was standing next to you fascinated by meeting someone from another realm. (I don't know what to call it) Iris and joe found it strange that thier were people in training for this and this is an a actual career choice

And Harrison was also fascinated and started to look you up and down

Cisco looked at caitlin and both were amused and intrested more. They both looked at you then to each other then the drawing board then at each other again and ran to board and wrote what you said down

Caitlin: "So is it like one big network? Like your an army, an organisation or something" she said questioning you, you scratch your ear thinking

Y/N: "Not really, there is the army from atlas but its not made from huntmens just soldiers, We take contracts that have been reporteded by civilians and then we do our job. And we don't really and we don't really have anything like an organisation. There is 4 academys, one for each kingdom" Cisco, barry and nora "ooed" in excitement as caitlin wrote down the details

Nora: "So kingdoms as in Kings and queens?" nora leaned on your shoulders clearly interested

Y/N: "Thier used to be centuries ago but thier was a war between all four kingdoms until it ended on a island called vytal, the King of vale won the war so to speak but all 4 leaders decided to abolish being kings or queens which led to peace and the academys being made"

Nora: "Schway" you looked at nora confused but everyone kept looking at you

Cisco: "What are these academys called" Cisco said like a child as he wrote down the information quickly as he can

Y/N: "Well you have Shade academy from Vacuo, Then Haven academy from Mistral, then there is Atlas academy in Atlas and finally you have Beacon academy in Vale, which is my academy"

Cisco smiled in excitement as he wrote all of this down as caitlin studied them.

Barry was interested in this earth he was hearing about and wanted to learn more.

Wells was thinking, trying to find out if he had heard of these places before

Nora was amazed to hear about a place for people to protect the public

Joe and iris couldn't help but think of the dangers the children of these academys could get into

Caitlin turned to you

Caitlin: "So these academys, how do they help you? Is it all combat training" You smiled at her feeling that you can trust these guys

Y/N: "There is a lit of combat training but you also learn about history and take test and stuff. Ever since i started at the academy i learned how to use my weapon and semblance much better in combat" everyone frowned at you

Harrison: "What did you mean semblance?" You frowned

Y/N: "you don't know what a semblance is most of remnant have it?" they all shook their heads "Um well, i guess.......its like a super power"

Cisco stopped writing and turned to you gasping, while everyone was surprised

Cisco "You have powers!?"

Y/N: "Yep" you said non chantley

Nora appreard infront of you

Nora: "Show us please please please" barry and cisco both came up next to her saying please too

You looked around iris and joe shrugged basically saying you have no choice, while caitlin gave a begging look

Harrison was closer to you and was still looking you up and down

You looked at them sheepishly

Y/N: "Is there a field where i can show you guys?"

A Field nearby

Y/N: "Oof its cold" you were standing on a field while the rest of the guys were watching

Cisco: "Come on red lets go, i wanna experiment the hell out if you" you looked at him wide eyed

Iris jabbed cisco's arm which he held in pain

Barry: "Don't mind him, his crazy but not a crazy enough to remove something of yours" You gave a nervous smile.

You looked to the field and show a medium rock and you decided you would run to it and back again. you jumped up and down warming up, you glanced at nora who gave you a thumbs up

You breathed in and out

"WHOOSH"

The whole in shock you just disappeared into red roses

Joe: "H-he turned into flowers" harrison sighed

Nora: "im confused"

Harrison: "Follow the trail" everyone did as hr said and at the end was you waving back

Barry: "W-wait did he just-"

"WHOOSH"

he was cut by rose petals flying infront of him as you was now back where you were before you ran

Y/N: "Thats my semblance, Speed"

Iris, joe and caitlin were wide eyed

Wells was slightly smiling with a face that said of course you power is speed

Cisco stared to laugh happily

While Nora and Barry somewhat smiling but with their jaws dropped

Barry: "I think we are gonna got along just fine" you frowned but then a flash of electricity burst from barry as he ran fast copying your route and stopped infront of you smirking

You were wide eyed and gobsmacked

Y/N: "y-yyou-"

Nora: "HEY" you glanced at nora and she then did the same as Barry, she ran to the rock and then back infront of you

"We can run fast too"

Y/N: "THATS SO COOL, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE ME BUT WITH ELECTRIC COMING OUT OF YOU" You said like a little kid getting a chrismas gift

Barry: "What about you, you leave rose petals. THATS AWESOME" Barry laughed heartly as nora bent down and pickes up a bunch and threw em in the air. You laughed at her action but still you couldn't believe your luck. You bump into two people who can run faster then you

Harrison: "So another speedster but leaves rose's and looks way more elegant at running then you two do" he said glancing at the two infront of yoh who rolled thier eyes in return

Y/N: "I guess i am speedstar in way but my speed helps me get in close and personal with chop up some grimm" you said proudly

Joe: "Chop? What you have a sword now?" he said in disbelief

You frowned, no my sycthe. Oh i didnt show them it

Y/N: "OH sorry, you only saw it in gun form" you reached for your weapon on your lower back"

Barry: "Gun form?"

You puller the latch and it transformed into its sycthe mode

Barry/Nora: "HOLY SHIT"

Cisco: "OH MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL" cisco looks at you like a crazied fanboy

Joe/iris: "I need a drink"

Harrison and caitlin were just wide eyed

Nora: "HOW CAN YOU HOLD THAT THING UP" (wink wink)

Y/N: "This is called blooming rose and I designed her to not be too heavy for me" You could then felt cisco breathing next to you

Cisco: "Y-you made her" You smiled and nodded, cisco threw his arm around your shoulder "Y/N i think this is a beginning to a beautiful friendship" you smiled and saw nora looking at blooming rose

You laughed and smiled and handed it to her, she smiled excitedly

Nora then tried hold the weapon up but started to lose balances and tried to lift it to her chest but then started to slowly fall backs

Nora: "aw crap" the weight was too much

"CRASH"

Y/N: "ouch"