#ouat Headcanons

[oautincorrectquotes]

Charming: *mumbling in latin*

Hook: for the last time, i'm not a demon and you can't exorcize me.

Charming: worth a try.

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: [walks into the loft for a family meeting] Snow: Somethings going- Emma: Where’s Regina? Snow: There’s- Emma: Regina? Snow: Would you let me- Emma: WHERE WIFE?!

[goosin-around]

This is so weird but I have so many headcanons about ouat and social media (mostly regina) so heres a lovely little list

people kept texting like they were writing a letter and it bothered Henry so bad he hosted a "learning how to text" session

Rumple and Granny both refused to attend

Regina went and still types like shes from last century but now she awfully misuses abbreviations and slang terms

Emma and Ruby are tiktok feins like they are so annoying

zelena adores AITA posts on tiktok with subway surfers gameplay

she regularly gets banned for offensive language and is on her 7th account

Emma tries to relate to Henry by using tiktok brainrot terms and he hates it

Snow and David have a joint spotify account and they argue daily about who gets to use it and when

they totally could get separate profiles but the refuse

Regina made a family life360 group and snow went ballistic when she got added and refuses to let Regina forget about it

belle is so deep into booktok

hook has an insane tiktok following because they think he's a pirate cosplayer

henry tried his best to explain his family tree on tiktok without explaining the curse and it does not go well

Ruby makes tiktoks following the swanqueen journey and people love it

Emma tried very hard to get Regina on social media but she ended up regretting it when Gina started commenting mean things on the charmings lovey dovey posts

(and dirty things on all of emmas)

the one and only tiktok post regina made on Henrys account got millions of likes

Emma makes a tiktok account for the sheriff's station and Regina doesn't know about it to this day

granny forces ruby to advertise the dinner and it is the worst video ever

(yk the one on youtube where ruby tells us to ask if theres avacado? imagine that but worse)

Regina had a flip phone and an ancient computer until Emma forced her to upgrade

Baby neal is a total and complete ipad kid (so is emma lets be honest)

henry hates the fact neal has an ipad with a passion; regina and him regularly send the charmings articles about the dangers of technology on youth)

regina claims to not have any socials and is a strong believer that its bad for you, but she secretly has accounts to keep an eye on henry and to watch horse videos

[poisonappleeater]

Roni Mills x Reader HCs

because good lord I cannot be bothered to write a cohesive narrative atm

-you two met shortly after Kelly left the bar, and soon into your romance, Roni confided in you about the difficulties of running the bar without her former best friend, and you fell head over heels for her that night

-since you really cared for her and wanted an excuse to spend all day with her you offered to help out at the bar IMMEDIATELY

-(I know because of the curse that this doesn’t align with canon but just go with it !!)

-so you two shared your first kiss after you helped out your first night, Roni was just staring at you as you were going to leave the bar

-before you could push the door open, you feel Roni’s hand gently placed on your arm, and she says, “Wait.”

-you turn and you two come closer to one another before Roni asks for your permission to kiss you

-and you just nod because good god you’ve been waiting to do this for weeks

-the kiss is sweet and tender and you feel your stomach contract in ways you didn’t even know it could

-so yeah that’s how you became an official couple (of course, you had a communicative conversation after that kiss)

-I can’t really explain why but she would DEFINITELY give you a noogie and then a kiss because why wouldn’t she ???

-loves messing up your hair in general

-you two run the bar together

-you two share an apartment upstairs

-on days when her curly hair gets frustrating, you help her tame it and she is SO grateful for it

-if you’re wearing jeans, she’ll pull you in by the belt loops to kiss you

-doesn’t mind PDA, she initiates it more actually

-you gawk at her swollen arm muscles on days when she gets home from the gym and oh my god she loves flustering you, picking you up just to show off her strength and make you melt in her hands

-you’re the only one who calls her “Ron” and no one else would ever dare try and use that nickname for her

-sometimes you wear this black button down that she’s OBSESSED with just because you look so good wearing it

-on those days you can expect her hands running all over your arms, your back, extra possessive kisses because you’re hers

[horsetailcurlers2]

random regina mills headcanons that i believe to be 100% true:

-she secretly LOVES classic rom coms from the 80s/90s/2000s. she has seen every nancy meyers movie.

-in the early days of the curse, she tried to teach herself to knit bc she was so restless and bored. it did not go well at all and if she had her magic back then she probably would have set the yarn on fire.

-she’s bilingual. even though her mother disapproved, her father secretly taught her the language of his kingdom.

-her shoe collection is absolutely bonkers insane. henry teases her for it sometimes but she loves it. she probably has a bit of a shopping problem but she likes being able to treat herself and choose things for herself just because she enjoys them- not because somebody else chose them for her or because she’s trying to project a certain image.

-she is a stress baker

-when the curse first brought them to storybrooke in the 80s, she went through a phase with jane fonda workout tapes- leg warmers and all. this is a secret she will take to her grave.

-she goes ALL OUT for henry’s birthday. like, it’s a lot. she spoils him with gifts, she makes all his favorite foods, and she used to throw big parties for him when he was little. as he gets older, it’s a little embarrassing for him but it seems to make her so happy so he doesn’t complain. (she never really had good birthdays growing up so she is determined to do everything in her power to make sure he never has a bad one)

-her library is very extensive. she had a LOT of time to read during the curse and she explored every last genre of the literature of our world. she has very varied and eclectic taste- she’s very fond of both stephen king and jane austen.

-this one is a little out there but about twice a month or so she likes indulging in pipe tobacco in her study. they didn’t exactly have tobacco in the enchanted forest but they had a similar plant and her father used to smoke it so it reminds her of him.

[phaticserpent]

i love pan so much and i was wondering, what do you think he’d be like with an s/o who’s like really anxious and needy like emotionally? sry if that’s a weird phrasing sjdndnc

:O ooooooo

First off, he probably wouldn't be the best of character for someone that needs emotional support. However, anxiety wise? Maybe. He had to deal with a good group of kids and teens who probably feel just as anxious as you.

Building courage is an easy task and fix for him. He would work with you through your anxiety and doubt. He would sit with you and gently guide you through any panic attacks or try to find a way to reassure you.

However, as a partner, he wouldn't be ideal. Since he does hide a lot of stuff, so the only thing going between the two of you is trust. Can you trust him? His words? In time, he would [probably] tell you everything he deems important to know about him. If you're able to get past that stage, then you just unlocked his emotional side

Now he can show his vulnerable side to you. I feel like he's just as emotionally needy as you, but he just doesn't admit it. After years of putting up a facade and strong look, it gets hard to maintain that.

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[lalixlizzie]

Snow and a clone of Snow:

David: Two Snows, where am I, heaven?

Regina: Two Snows, where am I, hell?

[morosoro]

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(Collage made by me in like under 2 minutes lmao)

[glittter-skeleton]

OUAT smoking hc from me and my friends

cuz we noticed nobody smokes in this darn show which is not how what would go

Emma: She smokes whatever’s the cheapest in the nearest grocery store. Blue camel blue-type bitter ugly stuff. She’s been smoking for a while she does not care anymore. Couldn’t really hide it from Henry on the drive over and didn’t care enough to, so he knows. But eventually she does start putting them out anytime he catches her. Henry’s not impressed.

Regina: Fancy rich lady menthol thins. A blessing of the modern world. She’s discreet about in and only ever does it outside but it’s a habit. Emma finds out eventually and they take smoke breaks together during planning sessions. Switch cigs once and both come away from it with distain.

Snow: Took a drag once. Fainted.

Charming: Took a drag once. Also fainted.

Rumple: Has been smoking the same cigar for the last five years as a lil treat

Belle: Lacey smoked so when she gained her memories she had to deal with a nicotine addiction. Wore patches and stuff and quit.

Neal: Same shit are Emma but quit in New York only to start up again in Neverland. (The bums tobacco of of Hook. Hook does it Very begrudgingly cuz his boy shouldn’t be smoking)

Hook: Carries a pipe around with his flask. His preferred sin is alcohol but he does whip it out if he has the time. It’s in mint condition cuz 1) it has to be if you’ve ever known a pipe smoker 2) it’s killian he’s Like That. Has tried harder stuff in his days, of course. Tried to quit when he was planning on parenting Neal. That didn’t pan out. The tobacco he keeps in the Jolly Roger was what saved Emma in Neverland cuz she only had like half a pack when they left and Regina refuses to magic in anything other than her darn menthol thins. She used up like a fifth of his savings to make her own bunch for the trip. After returning funds out smoking indoors is not a thing people do now so he switches to bumming cigs of Emma to keep up with the speed of her smoke breaks. Eventually just buys whatever Emma prefers (but just a tad pricier) to be able to offer her one at any time. Still indulges the pipe but like… as a treat now.

Graham: Blue Winston with a button for just a tiny kick on his miserable life.

Grumpy: The only person Emma can bum the “good stuff” off

Ruby: Cherry starter cigs, obviously. It’s chapman where I live but idk if that translates for u people. And weed, obviously

Robin: Only when he had the means to. Grew the wrong plant one time so now he’s more into rolling a joint when he has the time. He doesn’t know it’s what that is tho.

[victoriously-regal]

otp ask game/swanqueen/no.13

Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

It depends on the situation but in most cases, I’d say it’s Emma. Whether she is comforting Regina, or just wants to feel Regina’s reassuring hand squeezes, Emma will be the one to initiate the hand-holding.

Regina constantly finds herself stressed out over trying to find a way to defeat the newest threat that happens to be in town this time, so Emma’s hand gripping on hers is a common occurrence, in that case. Growing up the way she did, I imagine Emma is quite affection-starved, so she really enjoys the intimateness of such a small gesture.

On the flip side, Regina will be the one to initiate the hand-holding when she feels like Emma needs it. She can tell on Emma’s face when things are getting a little stressful and so she’ll reach over to Emma’s hand and claps it gently in her own. Regina will also lightly brush her thumb across Emma’s skin to soothe her nerves.

In both Regina and Emma’s cases, the hand-holding works every time.

OTP ASK GAME QUESTIONS HERE

[miswitched]

Regina mills headcannons

- her favourite music is by lady gaga and Taylor swift, but she’s not opposed to hotline bling by drake because she has style

- she loves reading but has readers block a lot due to her hectic life

- her vault is packed with old things in secret rooms, things from her teen years that even though she doesn’t like to look at, she doesn’t want to lose

- god complex, she knows she’s hotter than any kardashian

- she always wished that she could have had a proper life in the real world, that she’d been able to grow up on a certain street and mess around in a high school and stress out over university and experience youth properly

- she still has her old teddy bears even though she doesn’t cuddle them anymore

- she loves television and lusts after a normal life, one without magic and the baggage of having been a queen

- she writes, A LOT.

- all she wants is someone to snuggle with at night time, someone she feels comfortable with

- she pretends to be a woman who loves sex and seduction but it scares her every time. She likes the power of attracting people more than she enjoys the sex

[oautincorrectquotes]

Regina: This place is a mess, we need to clean

Emma: why, are we having people over?

Regina: no?

Emma: then why are we cleaning? we know we live like this

[demonicbaby666]

Regina: I’m going to end you!

Emma: So like… enemies to lovers???

Regina:

Emma:

Regina: Yes.

[poisonappleeater]

OUAT 2024 HCs

Hook has a thirst trap tiktok

so does Emma💀

Belle is an INSUFFERABLE vegan still love her tho xx

Rumple was an anti-masker during covid b/c it “restricted his power”

Henry is the biggest Percy Jackson nerd and goes on rants to his grandparents and moms about it and they get bored so fast but it’s cute anyway

Zelena is on watertok and has a stanley and she has all the syrups and powders and stuff. Regina thinks she’s stupid asf for it ofc

Regina asks Emma how the hell to work tiktok so she can monitor what Henry is doing

Ruby is a furry n has the cutest fursuit actually

[klinefelterrible]

Headcanon ahead

Yes of course Emma should be with Regina and of course both Hook and Hood are redundant characters and if they should be with anyone is with each other and yes of course Red and Mulan because why the fuck not both are gorgeous anyway but we need to have Elsa being the quirkiest one, sex-obsessed but not having any, always smiling and saying random stuff or saying sex stuff in a random way and fuck yeah I can see her quirky extravertedly romancing with both Belle and Henry and being totally natural at it and maybe even oblivious to the fact that they are obsessed with her