#otp: til death do us part‚ darling

[marcuspierce]

Wait, who's the 'til death do us part, darling' otp?

ah, that tag is for my no1 beloveds: lucifer morningstar and marcus pierce/cain from lucifer!

that's actually my second tag for them. i have one for fandom content that is, in fact, about them, and then i have this second tag, which is just non-fandom/unrelated posts that remind me about them!

[malcolmbrights-a]

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk @prodigalbitch​

        Nothing about this woman screams nurse to you. She looks like someone you wouldn’t fuck with, someone who’d knock a man out or kill him with her bare hands.  Just looking at her angry brows makes you believe that she’s also someone who wouldn’t have an empathetic bone in their body. You make the assumption that she’s a bodyguard of some kind. Or maybe even a personal trainer? So, when you hear that she’s an emergency services nurse, you’re shocked. Yet, somehow, you’re even more shocked when she asks you about how you feel about her. What she means to you.

     You’re so drunk that you keep randomly mumbling in French and keep falling off the club’s barstool. Bridget's words sound silly to you because you’re not much for words. You’re more action. You show her you care by not wearing your gloves when you touch her, or when you give her good morning kisses when breakfast is being made and Trent is off at work planning weddings. But when she gives you that ‘for real - tell me or i’m leaving’ look, you give in and sigh, suddenly feeling a tsunami of emotions.  “I like you a lot, Bridget,” you admit to her, words slurring just a bit as you reach out, gently to caress her glowing face with your thumb. “You’re the perfect addition to our family. I think, without you, things would feel weird.” You pause and look perplexed. “Not saying they felt weird before we met you. But now that you’re here, without you, things wouldn’t be the same.” There’s a calm silence between you as vintage rock and roll plays silently on a jukebox not too far from where the two of you are sitting. “What I’m trying to say is...Stay. I like you a lot. You’re ours now.” 

[mistchievous]

♧

JACK, YOU BEAUTIFUL GEM!!! 💎

You’re my: friend and confidant. You mean more to me than you could ever know, darling.

How I met you: On here definitely. Through asks maybe?

Why I follow you: Because seeing what you think and what you have to say is a highlight of my fandom experience, and you're one of the best people I know. I fucking love you. Of course I follow you. 'Til death do us part, damn it!

Your blog is: a mix of genius and quality content with some Teen Wolf thrown in there. 😂😂😂

Your URL is: 🔥🔥🔥

Your icon is: literally my OTP rn and therefore wins everything. Everyone else go home! 👏👏👏

A random fact I know about you: Books are the way to your heart.

General opinion: You're a beautiful person with a beautiful heart and a beautiful brain and a beautiful soul, and I'm so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so fucking much. Never change, Jack. 🥺💖💖

A random thought I have: It makes me laugh that murder was the perfect topic to make nonfiction appealing to you. 😂

[casimania]

What I also like about Piercifer is the possibilities with the "otp: [quote from the characters]", tagging format. Like we go from the more classic ones (long or short)

otp: I promise you, if you stay, I will find a way to end your infinite misery if it's the last thing I do

otp: Til death do us part, darling

otp: You may be the only person on this planet who truly understands me

otp: I already married you

otp: There are so many things we've never tried

But we can spice it up a little with a little bit of weird with

otp: If we're gonna kill you, then we've got to do it together

otp: Fine, go get the chainsaw

And then there are these two gems

otp: You moved the nachos

otp: I didn't want anyone to spill salsa into the macaroni

Also the utter geniuses that for the name smash ship name went LuciCain... Cainifer... Piercifer... Porningstar

[ishgard]

Gaius/Ahru please thank you-

Thank YOU, darling dearest. Shoving the bulk of it under a cut to spare you all the gratuitous length of it.

(Ultimate Ship Meme)

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Depends on the verse, but hopefully a “til death do us part” deal. 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Sloooowburn. A lot of reluctance and coming to terms, but once it starts it catches like a wildfire. 

How was their first kiss? - Quiet, with white knuckles pressed into dirty clothes; frustration and desperation barely held in check, the glow of anger and reluctance slowly easing into something gentler, and a little sad. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Gaius. Ahru’s not opposed in the least but it’s the furthest thing from her mind both because it “has to be” and because she wants it to be. He isn’t wont to beating around the bush though, so he’s very straightforward and blunt about it. She playfully whines that he could be more romantic about it, to which he, with no trace of humor, asks if she really expects something like that from him. She laughs and shrugs, but nearly jumps out of her skin when he actually gets down on one knee. 

Who is the best man/men? - Theirs would likely be a quiet, and private, wedding. But in the event of there being guests and some level of fanfare, most likely Arshadaya, Alphinaud, maybe K’jhir. 

Who are the bride’s maid(s)? - Fianah, Dreyll, Yulania.

Who did the most planning? - If it was a wedding that required such (for some big bells and whistles wedding, it’d likely be of SOME level of political necessity), probably neither of them tbh - but Ahru would actually get more interested and involved than she’d ever readily admit to.

Who stressed the most? - Ahru. Big time. Is she happy? Sure. Terrified and confused? Abso-fucking-lutely.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Ideally, not at all. Quiet and simple, it would actually more of a simple exchanging of vows between the two in a special place (which could vary depending on timeline/AU). At the height of political arrangements though, we’re talking Rasler & Ashe levels of fance.Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Solus. Lahabrea is the guest of honor who essentially brought them together and gives a lovely toastfajwoege. I’m fucking joking.

Sex:

Who is on top? - They typically switch things around quite a bit, actually. They can both be pretty… ‘dominating’, but Ahru is a HARD switch and Gaius likes the view just fine when she’s on top.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Usually Ahru, but he’s been known to catch her by surprise.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Man what a question. Depends on how hot and riled they were, or just what exactly they’re -doing-. Is “as long as it takes” a valid answer? Unless it’s a quicky between the bookshelves, I’d say half an hour is the absolute minimum but honestly there are so many variables here.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - And then some. IoU’s in the form of oral and… ‘handiwork’ are also valid.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. (they’ve got the full range going on. dirty talk isn’t unheard of, but super rare)

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Two; a son, the elder, named Alphaeus and a daughter named Valeriana. 

How many children will they adopt? - One; a Garlean boy orphaned as an infant who all but immediately bonded with Ahru - they named him Anastasius. 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - I’d say it’s fairly even but the methods are very different; Gaius is unflinching, Ahru is whining or making faces the entire time.

Who is the stricter parent? - Oh come on, have you met Gaius? He does have a somewhat surprisingly soft side though that’s probably come with age and just time and life in general. It’s true with all of his children, but perhaps especially so with Valeriana, whom he spent a lot of time with during her youth which was often spent in and out of infirmaries. Not that everyone else was absent, but… well this answers already getting long and off-course. It’s still Gaius.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Either or, but Ahru will show them an even cooler way to go about it.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Gaius wouldn’t forget, but Ahru is surprisingly really into it. She loves making lunches for everyone - if she forgets, there’s something wrong.

Who is the more loved parent? - -scrunches up face and frowns at this question in it’s entirety- 

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Gaius. Ahru WILL, but she’d just really rather not, and he’s much more suited for it. He seems to almost find it fun passively (or not-so-passively) intimidating particularly rude teachers.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Gaius might have had a glean in his eye - one that Ahru kept peeking at in anticipation of a tear finally falling - but really it just ended up making her even more weepy to the point she finally lost it.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Depends… on the situation. If we’re doing this legit, Gaius. If we’re busting them out, Ahru.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Both! Well, Ahru technically, but Gaius lends a hand often.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - They both have their nitpicks, Ahru is fairly adventurous, but if she doesn’t like something she’s basically got a grudge against it in all forms. Gaius is silghtly less adventurous, and likes to know specifics and details about new foods before he decides whether or not he’ll try it.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They rotate, but generally Ahru has a (surprisingly?) easier time getting in and out of markets quickly and efficiently. Going together is most ideal though.

How often do they bake desserts? - O f t e n. Gaius has a surprisingly sweet tooth and Ahru… a less surprising one. Couple with this with Ahru’s fondness for making sweets/desserts and making -him- food and you’ve got a recipe for… a lot of desserts.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lovers, hands down, but they wouldn’t shy from some greens.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Gaius. Ahru wouldn’t necessarily FORGET (though sometimes she might get busy and yeah… forget a little bit), but Gaius? Absolutely on top of it, and he knows she’s been busy (lbr he probably is too but he wouldn’t hold it against her) and will get some slightly sadistic satisfaction out of seeing her flail about when she realizes. 

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Ahru, she hears about plenty of new restaurants and places in her travels. On top of that, Gaius knows she doesn’t LIKE going out generally, so except on rare or special occasions, he’d leave it up to her. When he DOES suggest something, she’s generally become more and more open to it, trusting his judgment.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Also Ahru. She’s a very adept culinarian, but she’s slightly more likely to get distracted or forget about something.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Gaius; Ahru will, but she’s often a bit more careless and scattered, or hurrying off to safe the world again.

Who is really against chores? - See. Ahru. But listen… when it’s the right person (see: Gaius)… Ahru actually really likes being told what to do. You can throw that in with the dirty laundry.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Ahru, as they’re mostly hers she takes full responsibility, but Gaius is not opposed to helping, or teaching Caesar new tricks.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Before Gaius, Ahru absolutely. Nowadays she’d sigh and, not wanting to disappoint him, refrain from half-assing it.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ahru, though only marginally - albeit once again depending on the who and the why of it. 

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Gaius, and he’s keeping it for himself too.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Ahru - it’s a place to hide away and just relax. Gaius is more of an ‘in and out’, clean up and move on sorta guy. The longest, however, are when they share a bath, which is at least a weekly occurrence - so long as they’re not on opposite sides of the world.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Caesar accompanies Ahru on a number of her travels, both the more adventurous and mundane, but if she’s got down time, Gaius will usually take him out, or they’ll go together.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Ahru is usually pretty festive, and enjoys researching new and foreign holidays, too. So fairly often, but she gets tired and lazy about it from time to time as well. Gaius isn’t particularly interested in these things, or the superstitions and beliefs that permeate them, but enjoys Ahru’s enjoyment. Which in all honesty, is usually just about shiny lights and pretty or cute decorations, or the general spirit of kindness or whatever else a holiday is about, as opposed to anything remotely rooted in religious beliefs - for the more religious-leaning holidays at least. 

What are their goals for the relationship? - Peace, almost hilariously enough. “Together we will usher in a lasting peace,” were the words uttered once from a conquerer to an adventurer, and though they’ve taken on a very different meaning, that’s more or less the heart of it; A gentle peace that they can find with one another even when the world is going mad.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Ahru, 1000%.Once it annoyed him, but he’s come to understand and be grateful for the fact that she -can- sleep these days.

Who plays the most pranks? - Good god, Ahru. Ahru ever and always. But Gaius is catching on, and applying a lifetime of tactical and warfare prowess…

[tearsofwinter]

I was tagged by the wonderful @dovabunny and lovely @thejourneymaninn to list my 10 WIPs.

Right off the bat, let me just say, other than maybe 2 stories, all my WIPs are Fenders related. Let me just get that out there lol. Fenders is my OTP so it's all I think about haha. I have a lot of WIPs, but I'll list out the ones that are my current priorities.

1) "Beyond the Sea". Multichaptered. A Fenders Mermaid Au. It got put on a slight hiatus ever since I got a job. I plan to finish it soon (if I don't scrap it so I can rewrite it entirely).

2) "Til Death Do We Part, Darling". Multichaptered. Fake marriage Au. Also got put on hiatus because of my job. Now that school is out and I'm unemployed for the next 3 months, I can get back to it! Whooo 3) Anders' Calling. Oneshot. Based off a prompt I wrote a couple of months ago. It's been playing in my head for a while now, so this one is actually what I'm going to write tonight as I already started on a draft.

4) Fenris' and Anders' developing relationship through Justice's eyes. Oneshot. Again, this is based off a prompt I wrote a while ago. I like the concept of a love story told through an outsider's perspective. What's more interesting is that even if Justice is technically an outsider, he shares his thoughts and experience with Anders

5) Fenris visits a glory hole and things happen. Oneshot/Multichaptered. Nsfw. Also based off a prompt I wrote. It's been a while since I wrote smut, so this one is a good practice, and I like the idea.

6) Fenris receives a gift from Hawke that allows his mind to swap places with an alternate version of himself. And surprise, surprise, the modern Fenris is actually married to Anders. Multichaptered. This one is also a prompt  I wrote, and it remains one of my favorite to date, so I really want to write this.

7) Siren!Fenris x Merman/maid!Anders. Multichaptered. A story @mago-emplumado and I plotted together. I like the use of biology in this setting, so I'm excited to write this one!

8) Inquisitor Fenris. Multichaptered. Again, based off a prompt where Fenris escorts Anders to the Conclave through Anders insistence. When the Conclave explodes, Fenris wakes up with a mark on his hand but no Anders.

9) A/B/O au where alphas can shapeshift into wolves. So this is a bit of mix between a/b/o and werewolf au. Fenris recognizes Anders as his potential mate, but refuses to chain himself to another mage. At the same time, he can't resist being near him either, so when he visits Anders, it's always in his wolf form. Meanwhile, Anders doesn't appreciate the huge wolf scaring his patients. Multichaptered.

10) This one is a toss up. @mago-emplumado and I talked about this new au based off a Knight's Tale, and I really love it. However, it is a 3 part series, and I'm like damn, can I write this? It’s fun to think about at least

A lot of people I know have already been tagged sooooo I might repeat or miss some people. @mago-emplumado, @timesorceror @damnedapostate @hollyand-writes

[bowling-for-nerds]

couple playlist #1

otp: ＂tell me how can I put you off when you're a matter of urgency.＂

Oliver Thomas Newton/James Dean Reed glass in the park//alex turner | automatic stop//the strokes | can’t stand me now//the libertines | our perfect disease//the wombats | fire and the thud//arctic monkeys | howlin’ for you//the black keys | sick love//red hot chili peppers | the english summer//the wombats | champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends//fall out boy | so sick we’re dead//the front bottoms | i fought the law//the clash | something between us//daft punk | going away to college//blink-182 | hiding tonight//alex turner | skeleton//the front bottoms | last post on the bugle//the libertines | you really got me//the kinks | 505//arctic monkeys | it’s cold outside//modern baseball | love is a laserquest//arctic monkeys

GLASS IN THE PARK - ALEX TURNER

and when you say that you need me tonight//I caan’t keep my feelings in disguise//the white parts of my eyeballs illuminate 

and I’ll wait for you//as if I’m waiting for the storm to stop//I’ve heard them talking//about how I’m gonna put you off//tell me how can I put you off when you’re a matter of urgency?//I got a million things that I have to do but they’re all secondary//make sure you’re not followed and meet me by the death balloon

AUTOMATIC STOP - THE STROKES 

so many fish there in the sea//she wanted him, he wanted me//that’s just a phase, it’s got to pass//I was a train moving too fast//yeah I know you warned me//but this is too important//now I got a different view//it’s you

CAN’T STAND ME NOW - THE LIBERTINES

if you wanna try//if you wanna try//there’s no worse you could do//I know you lie//I know you lie//I’m still in love with you//can’t take me anywhere (I’ll take you anywhere)//can’t take me anywhere (wouldn’t take you anywhere)//I’ll take you anywhere you wanna go//oh you can’t stand me now//no you can’t stand me now

OUR PERFECT DISEASE - THE WOMBATS

let’s not talk about hate when there’s hell to pay//for my cowardice and your bad timing//we don’t admit it but we’ve never seen eye to eye and it’s not through a lack of trying 

it was the perfect disease we had//something to argue and scream about//who do I see about contracting it back//and locking it somewhere it can’t get ripped out//it was the perfect disease we had//and in its absence lies a painful fact//we all need someone to drive us mad

FIRE AND THE THUD - ARCTIC MONKEYS

if it’s true you’re gonna run away//tell me where//I’ll meet you there

the day after you stole my heart//everything I touched told m//it would be better shared with you

HOWLIN’ FOR YOU - THE BLACK KEYS

I must admit//I cannot explain//any of these thoughts//racing through my brain//it s true//that baby I’m howlin’ for you

SICK LOVE - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

I don’t know but it’s been said//your heart is stronger than your head//and this location is my home

rivers get connected, so much stronger than expected//well sick love comes to wash us away//prisons of perspective, how your vision gets corrected//and sick love is my modern cliché 

THE ENGLISH SUMMER - THE WOMBATS

maybe it’s the english summer//maybe it’s the atmosphere//but it’s got me seeing stars when I’m with you//maybe this is all theatrics//maybe it’s very clear//that I’m tripping over your every single move

and there’s an animal inside of me//and he’s feeding off every word you say//he pulls my hair, he coerces me//into a world where romance is just a game

maybe it’s about your future//maybe it’s about your past//but sweetheart it’s just the present that needs some glue

and this awkward feeling is getting in the way//and this awkward feeling is begging for you to stay

CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS, REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS - FALL OUT BOY

the sounds of this small town make my ears hurt//oh yeah you caught me but I caught you one worse//they say you want a war, you’ve got a war//but who are you fighting for?//the tide’s out, the ship’s run aground//we drown traitors in shallow water

SO SICK WE’RE DEAD -THE FRONT BOTTOMS

and we are so dishonest//so dishonest now//so dishonest with ourselves//and we are so dishonest//so dishonest now//but this is what you’re all about

keep yourself distant and remote//unhappy and alone//distant anger mode//unhappy and alone

I FOUGHT THE LAW - THE CLASH

robbin’ people with a six-gun//I fought the law and the law won//I fought the law and the law won

I left my baby and it feels so bad//I guess my race is run//she’s the best girl that I ever had//I fought the law and the law won//I fought the law and the

SOMETHING BETWEEN US - DAFT PUNK

it might not be the right time//I might not be the right one//but there’s something about us I want to say//cause there’s something between us anyway

I need you more than anything in my life//I want you more than anything in my life//I’ll miss you more than anyone in my life//I love you more than anyone in my life

GOING AWAY TO COLLEGE - BLINK-182

why does it feel the same to fall in love or to break it off?//and if young love is just a game I must’ve missed the kickoff//don’t depend on me to ever follow through on anything but//I’d go through hell for you

I haven’t been this scared in a long time//and I’m so unprepared so here’s your valentine//bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody//this world’s an ugly place but you’re so beautiful

HIDING TONIGHT - ALEX TURNER

and I will play the coconut shy//and win a prize even if it’s rigged//I won’t know when to stop and you can leave off my lid//and I won’t even lose my fizz//I’ll be the polka dots type//I’ll know the way back if you know the way//but if you are I am quite alright//hiding today

tomorrow I’ll be stronger//running colourful no longer just in black and white//and I’m quite alright hiding tonight

SKELETON - THE FRONT BOTTOMS

I walk around like a skeleton last night//confused and alone//who was I kidding, I can’t get past you//you are the cops, you are my student loans//you are a heart shaped hole in a sheet rock wall//you are the pain I feel, you are the stud in the wall//better than nothing at all

reunited and it feels so good//it’s so much better than I thought it would//cause I feel fucked, but in a good way

I got miles to go til I ever get home//but the sound of your laugh and your voice on the phone//makes me feel like I am already there

LAST POST ON THE BUGLE - THE LIBERTINES

if I have to go//I will be thinking of your love//oh somehow you’ll know/you will know//thinking of your love

oh I was carried away//caught up in an affray//as they let him away he sang//we’ll meet again someday//oh my boy, there’s a price to pay

YOU REALLY GOT ME - THE KINKS 

yeah you really got me now//you got me so I don’t know what I’m doing now//oh yeah you really got me now//you got me so I can’t sleep at night 

see, don’t ever set me free//I always wanna be by your side

505 - ARCTIC MONKEYS

stop and wait a sec//when you look at my like that my darling what did you expect?//I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck//or I did last time I checked

not shy of a spark//a knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark//frightened by the bite though it’s no harsher than the bark//middle of adventure, such a perfect plaxe to start

I’m going back to 505//if it’s a seven hour flight or a forty five minute drive//in my imagination you’re waiting lying on your side//with your hands between your thighs//and a smile

IT’S COLD OUTSIDE - MODERN BASEBALL

but when my freezing lower limbs approached that sly grinning little shit//I knew the truth in every vowel sound that I had admitted just two nights before//goodbye was not an option//it’s clear to you but to no one was it clearer than to me//since day one I’ve been locked in//I’m not fucking hanging up

LOVE IS A LASERQUEST - ARCTIC MONKEYS

and do you still think love is a laserquest//or do you take it all more seriously?

and do you look into the mirror to remind yourself you’re there//or have somebody’s goodnight kisses got that covered?//when I’m not being honest I pretend that you were just some lover

[marcuspierce]

the archer by taylor swift/ peace by taylor swift

[marcuspierce]

Dancing With Our Hands Tied by Taylor Swift/ ME! by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie

[marcuspierce]

- my tears ricochet by taylor swift

[marcuspierce]

paper rings by taylor swift/ hoax by taylor swift

[marcuspierce]

- my tears ricochet by taylor swift

[malcolmbrights-a]

✉️ – a caring note @prodigalbitch

darling bridget, 

while i could email you or send you a long text that covers every detail of this letter, i’ve decided to write you this letter while you’re away. i know you aren’t much for words, so you don’t have to send one back. but i wanted to write you one to show how much i cared for you, and how much i already miss you while you’re away. i think of you constantly, if you must know, and our little family just isn’t the same without you. please come back soon, or my heart might stop beating (i write dramatically because the love i have for you is so strong) again, i think of you always. be safe. think of me, the children, and trent while you visit your mother. 

love always, 

your doting wife

ps. your doting husband says he misses you, as well. he’s just not one for words either. so please forgive him.