#otp: thief and safe

[jaelijn]

Jae's Whumptober 2024 - 11-20

Second batch! 🍪 11 more to go.

Administrator | PG | A/V | Adventure | Avon hadn’t seen Vila all morning, but that wasn’t particularly unusual. They others claiming to not remember him was.

Governor | M | Gen | Dark | The colony was being starved, and they hadn’t even realised it yet.

Fugitive | PG | A/V | PGP AU Angst | “Someone pretty?” Cally queried, accurate as ever.

Interrogator | PG | Gen | | Avon, Vila thought, was behaving unusually since they had rescued him from Tonash.

Stabiliser | PG | A/V | Post-Canon Angst | It was always sad to see a fine mind crumble.

Saviour | PG | Gen | H/C | When they finally located the punishment grounds, Vila had been tethered by his wrist to a stone column for almost a day.

Operator | PG | Gen | Horror | Nothing in the original programming of the ship now called the Liberator indicated the necessity of a connection to biological beings.

Nemesis | PG | Gen | PGP | After Gauda Prime, Avon is not feeling like himself.

Hunter | PG | Gen | Angst | A hunter finds his prey.

Protector | PG | A/V | H/C | The Federation really hit them where it hurt, this time.

[aces-parrows]

hoodie thief | hongjoong

pairing: hongjoong x male reader word count: 625 genre: fluff, secret relationship warning(s): not proofread summary: hongjoong loves wearing his boyfriend's clothes, but you're running out of clothes to wear. got this idea from an otp prompt generator credit: support banner + dividers

hongjoong found himself rummaging through his boyfriend's closet yet again, a glint of mischief in his eyes as he realized that he might have to start sneaking articles of clothing back to his dorm to make room for new ones. it's not like you would mind anyways, as you adored seeing him in your clothes, especially when they were oversized on him. at first you were terrified of fans putting the pieces together, but you learned to love the thrill of hongjoong wearing your clothes while keeping your relationship a secret. it felt as though each time he wore something of yours out successfully without question, it was a sort of trophy for how well you guys were staying secret about the whole thing.

one evening, your ac had decided now was the time to be broken and be stuck blowing cold hair throughout your room. it wasn't going to be fixed until the next day, so you needed something to keep you from freezing into a giant block of ice overnight. you rummaged through your closet in search of your favorite hoodie, only to see it wasn't there. actually, now that you thought about it, you had just done the laundry and you only had a third of your clothes left.

hongjoong was sitting in his room watching tv when he felt his phone buzz besides him. a big grin spread across his face seeing the notification came from you. the familiar glint returned to his eyes when he saw you were inquiring about your hoodie.

"hongjoong," you texted your boyfriend, "do you happen to have my hoodie over at the dorms with you?"

"which one?" hongjoong replied, a little giggle slipping out as he began to figure out which hoodie you might be asking about.

"the black one with the roses."

"oh, that one! i still have it, yeah. why?? you're not cold in summer, are you?~"

hongjoong was only teasing, assuming you were just being curious. he didn't realize that you would actually need a hoodie in the middle of summer. when you realize he still had it, you were not only impressed he managed to sneak it out of your apartment, but also that you never noticed sooner. you sighed softly and shook your head, unable to stay mad at him.

"well, the ac at my apartment won't turn off and i need something to keep me warm until it's fixed tomorrow." you explained.

"oh." came hongjoong's reply, "i can drop it off right away, don't worry!"

a pang of guilt hit hongjoong as he grabbed the hoodie, his wallet and keys; heading out to return your hoodie to you. he knew you would protest in fear of someone seeing him, but he assured you that he knew what he was doing. if he ran into any fans, he would simply tell them he was having a late night walk. while he didn't mean to leave you in a situation where you would be suffering like this, he felt guilty and couldn't let you sleep in your apartment cold. he figured the comfort of your favorite hoodie with scent on it held more warmth than any spare blanket you may have laying around.

he knew he made the right decision the moment he saw the smile on your face. not only were you happy to see him, but also that your hoodie was safely returned to you. not that you had to worry anyways, hongjoong took care of this hoodie like it was the most precious thing on the planet, because he knew how much it meant to you. and his scent on it definitely felt comforting as you could now comfortably rest in your apartment, even with the broken ac.

[the-red-drow]

Tag Game!

Thanks for the tag, @ranger-jahen! Tagging @eoe-1379 and @becfromthedead, if they want~

→ BASICS

Name: Deet Silvermoon Class/Subclass: Rogue/Warlock Background: Sage Gender: cis man Sexuality: bisexual Pronouns: he/him

→ OTHER

Family: A mix of people and influences over the course of his life.

Ereminda Silvermoon: A middle-aged halfling woman and his adoptive mother. They met in Elturel, when he was seventeen and sleeping on the streets. She discovered him asleep in her wood shed; Ereminda looked out for him for a year as he came and went, keeping odd jobs and picking pockets to get by. One day, he was arrested (a job he was hired for went bad and he got pinched). Tossed in prison and staring down a life sentence, it looked like that was it for Deet, but Ereminda pulled together a group of people to orchestrate a breakout. When he was safe, they moved to Baldur's Gate. Kalandorl Oblodra: Deet's biological father and a ruthless bounty hunter. He was exiled from his house in Menzoberranzan before it fell; he has only a few surviving relatives and he doesn't miss any of the rest. Deet traveled with him from age six to sixteen. From him, Deet learned how to fight, how to pick locks, and how to survive on the road and in the wilderness. He struggles to recall any fond memories of Kalandorl, who rarely spoke to him outside of giving orders or combat training. Kalandorl has told Deet nothing of who he was, or the family he left behind. Robin Farefellow: Deet's other biological father; a sweet and laid back guy. He was a young bard and an adventurer when Deet was conceived, but he knows nothing of his son. He's since settled down with his wife and five daughters. Hlarzith Oblodra: Deet's uncle and Kalandorl's twin brother. Often in and out of Deet's life, as he is not exactly close with his brother, but they are working on their relationship since escaping their lives in Menzoberrazan. He can be a dour man of few words, but he is gentler than Kalandorl and shared Deet's love of animals. Deet does have a few soft memories of him (as Hlarzith does of him). Deet takes after him quite a bit. Halycine the Archdruid: She assisted Kalandorl during Deet's birth and cared for Deet until he was six years old, along with all the other druids in the circle. Deet has a few but very fuzzy memories of her, but still prays to Mielikki as she did.

Birthplace: Storm Top Henge, a druid Circle in the Storm Horns Job: Thief (recently retired), specializing in particularly dangerous or tightly locked-down (and often magical) items Phobias: None Guilty Pleasures: Sweets, sleeping late/napping all afternoon Hobbies: Reading, particularly about magic; he actually does enjoy picking locks; he's not bad with a lute and does enjoy playing for himself (he also has a nice voice, but singing in front of others is mortifying for him--he doesn't like the attention)

→ MORALS

Alignment: Neutral Good Sins: Sloth... and he's painfully conflict-avoidant Virtues: Gentle by nature and very accepting of others

More below...

→ THIS OR THAT

Introverted/Ambivert/Extrovert

Organized/Disorganized/Depends on who you ask (he thinks he is)

Close-minded/Open-minded

Calm/Anxious/Restless

Disagreeable/In-Between/Agreeable

Patient/In-Between/Impatient (patient with people, at least)

Outspoken/In-Between/Reserved

Leader/Follower/Flexible

Empathetic/In-between/Apathetic

Optimist/Realist/Pessimist

Traditional/In-Between/Modern

Hard-working/Laaaaazyy (but it depends on who you ask, lol)

→ RELATIONSHIPS

OTP: Deet x Astarion Acceptable ships: Any (this guy could have chemistry with a rock; I played him in another game once and he and a sentient cloud fell in love, so...) OT34: Deet x Astarion x Shadowheart x Halsin BroTP: Deet x Gale NOTP: None, really (I mean, the Emperor and Raphael don't deserve him, but whatever. I wouldn't even care if a person paired Deet with Lump. I'd just be curious how we got there, lmao... and maybe where it was posted👀)

[moonmacabre01]

the rat man (daroach) for the character thing ^^

Yeahhh boy!

Favorite thing: His flair oh my god. The cape/top hat combo, his habit of speaking in third person about himself, he is peak gentleman thief to me. Amazing.

Least favorite thing: How underwhelming Dark Daroach is. He's just a recolor! Give me flames on the edge of his cape, purplish-black star motif, just something to make it interesting!!

Favorite line: "Now, onwards to the final battle! Return to me safe and sound." I believe that's how the line goes. It's . . . very sweet to me ^^ He really does care for Kirby

brOTP: I love the idea him being an mentor/parent figure to Adeleine. It's just really cute :>

OTP: This is specifically for the Dreamy Gear verse, it's Darometa. Whatever they had was incredibly not straight. For the gameverse I don't really have one.

nOTP: I have never seen a Daroach ship that doesn't go incredibly hard.

Random headcanon: He used to work in a sweet shop as a teen before he started his career as a thief, and made the cake he gives Kirby at the end of Squeak Squad.

Unpopular opinion: For some reason him having a brooklyn/nyc accent is a surprisingly common headcanon, but in my head really doesn't fit the way he talks. He's Italian to me.

Song I associate with him: Queen of The Night by The Vanished People always has me imagining a thief making his escape over rooftops and through alleys, so by that effect I've kind of associated it with Daroach by extention ^^

Favorite picture: Ofc it's from the Dreamy Gear novel-

[writing-in-sin]

BNHA x YGO fic idea: Casteshipping & possible BakuKami

This is nothing more than me indulging on a personal fantasy of Bakugou being Thief King Bakura's reincarnation and how when Shigaraki killed him, he started to remember his past life

What happens in this AU:

It's not a well known fact even after more than 3000 years have passed, but Bakura and Atem had skirted on the edge of a tragic would-be romance during Zorc's reign of terror but grief, resentment, misunderstandings and hatred had ran too deep

Both Bakura and Atem had lingered in the Halls of Two Truths after the series but were soon reincarnated into the modern quirk era by the wish of their loved ones who wanted their weighted souls to have the life that was robbed from them. That wish allowed the souls of Kul Elna to finally free themselves now that they've fulfilled their wish to help the last son of Kul Elna. This also allowed the millennium items to finally disappear

While he came back to life safely, Bakugou only starts to remember his past bit by bit over the course of seven years. By the eight year, he's made peace with who he is and who he was a lifetime ago

Make no mistake, while I love BakuDeku and its one of my OTPs, Deku had made his choice in the final chapter and in this AU, I wanna see Bakugou gets closure and move on from what could've been between him and Deku

After the Class 1A reunion, Bakugou actively sought Atem out especially now that he has the knowledge of the pharaoh's return

Bakugou originally sought Atem out for closure as well but when they meet again, he finds that even after 3000 years and the string of tragedy and hatred that once tied them together couldn't erase his longing and love for the now reincarnated Atem

Gonna explore on how a partnership between the Thief King and the Pharaoh in the modern era could be like

Also I wanna explore the possible connection between the ka and the manifestation of quirks

While I'm still not sure yet if Atem will look when he possessed Yuugi or if he was reincarnated as BNHA character too (I'm leaning to Kaminari Denki as a possibility) his reincarnated body is a direct descendant of Yuugi's if anyone were to check which makes him Japanese. If he reincarnated as Denki, his eyes are still a bright violet but tends to be ethereal gold whenever he uses his quirk, the only physical hint of his divine status

I wanna see what kind of quirk Yami would have based on his Ka; Chaos Soldier/Black Luster Soldier. Maybe of shadows and chaos. Or something along the lines of golden shadows. Maybe even lightning since his connection to Osiris the Sky Dragon

While there'll be a build up, Katsuki and Atem rather not waste any of their precious time and get together fairly quick. They've lost so much time already in their 1st life after all

If I do decide to make Denki as Atem's reincarnation, it'll be the first time I've entertained BakuKami but hey, I'm game in exploring their dynamic

That's all I've got for now but wish me luck because I'd really to explore this fic idea one day 😭🙏

[tomorrowsdrama]

I’ve watched 8 episodes of The Legend of Zhuohua and aside from Feng Shao Feng looking really good, the drama is…fine. The otp have nice chemistry but so far in the drama, it’s nothing that makes me go crazy.

Like others have probably already said, the script is quite lacking. It’s not quite fluff but it’s also kind of… simplified political scheming and feminism. I feel like we hear from the characters how difficult it is to be a woman but it’s not really shown. Yeah, they show the male scholars automatically looking down on her because she’s a woman but it’s a very one-dimensional, simplified “you’re a woman so you must suck!” portrayal of misogyny (though I guess some people’s misogynistic views are pretty one-dimensional). Why not show how the women are constrained by the gender roles of the time without hitting us over the head every time that THIS. IS. UNFAIR. TO. WOMEN? Look, I don’t expect all my dramas to be groundbreaking or even overly complex, but this is just lazy writing. What happened to the golden rule of “show, don’t tell”?

It doesn’t help that I was watching this to tide me over between new episodes of My Dearest. Now THAT’S a smart drama that tackles a heavy topic and shows instead of just tells. Because I’m watching them side by side, it makes the shortcomings of The Legend of Zhuohua even more glaring. As they say, comparison is the thief of joy.

Also, I’ve liked Jing Tian in other things but this character feels like a bit of a mismatch. Maybe the character will grow in later episodes but right now, she feels overly young/childish sometimes in a way that i feel doesn’t really match Jing Tian’s image. I don’t think mischievous gremlin girl is quite her vibe. I see it’s adapted from a webnovel and the FL definitely feels like the typical super smart unconventional female character you see in so many webnovels.

All in all, it’s not a bad drama per se, just not for me. I wasn’t expecting anything super heavy, controversial or politically smart (I think those days are long gone), but this feels a bit too safe and sanitized. Again, it’s fine.

[brokenrealitylooper]

R&L omake

Weiss and Blake, a few years after having Onyx and Lavender, watch their families play...

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Weiss and Blake sat at the picnic table, watching their men play with their children while little year-old Cresset sat in her high-chair beside Weiss and continued to make a mess of her small piece of birthday cake.

"I used to think he deserved to suffer..." Blake's low, soft voice--weighed down with hints of regret--caught Weiss' attention, "After everything he'd done... How- how did you forgive him? Forget what he'd done?"

When Blake turned to her, Weiss found a small, sad smile coming to her lips before she turned to watch her husband scoop up their son and laugh as the boy giggled, Sun scooping up Lavender as the little girl shrieked in joy.

She'd wondered that herself, a few times, as she grew to love Roman. Wondered at how easily she set aside any sense of danger she'd once felt at the idea of him as she'd gotten to know him.

But... outside of when RWBY had tried to stop him, he'd never gone after them, never retaliated. It had been, as he'd told her in all seriousness and in jest, a job. It was never personal, for him or for her.

"It was never... there wasn't anything to forgive, for me. Our sins weren't against each other." Weiss turned back to Blake, absently swiping what remained of Cresset's treat from her daughter's reach, "In the end, though... It's not about what we deserve, Blake. I was, and am, a Schnee. And he is a Master Thief, for all that he's left that life behind to work the shadows in my favor."

She reached out, resting a hand on the other woman's shoulder, feeling Blake lean into the contact as she continued, "Our choices matter, and Roman chose me. Every time. Just like I chose him. Neither of us deserves that loyalty, but we have it and give it all the same."

"Love is about sacrifice," Blake murmurs, watching her husband walk to them with Roman behind him, their children safe in their arms, "It's saying and showing that you'll always choose them."

"And you can't steal it." Roman adds, stepping over to his wife with a grin as he leans down to kiss the top of Cresset's head, the little girl giggling as she tried--and failed--to grab at her father with her frosting-covered fingers, "But you can give it without realizing."

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I love writing Weiss and Roman so much, they really are my OTP. After 120k words, not including the Omake chapters which are another 18k, I absolutely adore them.

Weiss and Roman are very aware of each others history and abilities, Weiss isn't blind and Roman prides himself on being aware of how those around him think and behave. So when Weiss says there is nothing to forgive... she means he never hurt her. The fights in First Year, leading up to the attack on the Festival? It wasn't personal, it was the two of them doing their jobs and being at odds as a result.

And by the time she met him again, he'd left it behind. He'd changed, so she took a chance on being his friend instead.

And she never regretted it.

Weiss mirrored what she remembered of Ruby, telling Roman through her actions that, "you can be better". And he was.

Just like Ruby in Fruit Loops tells and encourages her Roman.

So, in a way, Ruby saved Roman twice. Once in death--Tarnished Silver. Once in life--Fruit Loops.

[hopes-memorial]

🎤 This is your chance to talk about a ship. Any ship you have. Go wild.

Trying to choose just one is a pain, so I'll talk about a few that stand out to me a lot for different characters.

Amai

This is partially Reese's fault bc I didn't even consider this ship when making Amai, but them x Gundham is a ship that's one of my favorites when it comes to shipping them with a canon character. Something about the differing aesthetics and social goals but very similar tactics when it comes to situations like that is very fascinating to me. Plus, Gundham just ticks a lot of the boxes that were created after I started getting into their character a bit, which is fun, I guess.

Other people's OC wise, Raijin and Naoko with Amai are ♡♡♡♡♡ to me. They live in my head rent free and have been on my mind more, mostly bc they're very fun. I love them so much. The ship I have developing with Pan's Andrew is high up there, too, though, and I'm super excited to continue it.

My OC wise, Yukihiko and Amai is THE otp for them but not in a cute, romantic way. It's in a very toxic and very damaging way for both of them in vastly different ways. They don't understand each other at all, and as things are, it's never going to develop outside of a purely transactional one at best or one thats just Amai reliving their worst years at worst, but that's the fun of it.

Botan

Masao and Botan are the OTP for this blog. Full stop. They are guard dog x guard dog, and they were literally made for one another. Both of them will sacrifice everything if it means keeping the other safe, and both of them are more than comfortable with calling the other out when they're upset with a choice the other made. Masao has done things that have not been elaborated on yet for Botan's sake, and Botan has nearly killed Masao’s abusive father and was only stopped because Masao would be upset with him for going that far. They're a power pair, and I love them oh so much.

Hm... I do like my ship with him and Natsumi. It's pretty fun, and they work together well. Botan does need someone more assertive in his life to keep him from overworking and to get him out of his comfort zones, things that he's not going to do by choice.

Masao

Outside of that pairing... Akira Osaki and Mikado Sannoji from @/morals-and-florals and @/mikado-sannoji are my favorite pairings for Masao. He really needs more love, and meeting even MORE people who have hurt people but choose to do better... yeah, he has a type.

Matsuri

Yotsuba and Matsuri are my favorite ships for the two of them. They're fun, and they're opposites. What more can I say?

A VERY close second to that, though... Aika. They are just... they're so cute together! Aika being so shy and responding to Matsuri's flirting and Matsuri getting to be with someone so sweet and thoughtful, it's all just so adorable and I love them a lot.

Elodie

Kaori and Elodie are a ship in development, and I cannot wait to see how it fully develops. Opposites attract is a ship that I love, and soft spoken story teller and more outgoing actress are a ship that is very much right up my alley. They're adorable, your honor, and I love them oh so much.

Mei

Speaking of opposites attract... Takumi and Mei are also living in my head rent free. The more easy going thief and the straight laced lawyer who are both basically anarchists who are completely opposed to the systems that are in place that keep people from moving up in social circles and make it harder for people in lower income situations to provide for themselves? Yeah, what more could you ask for in a ship?

The Mei and Yui ship that I'm working on with someone is pretty fun, too. Two people who care deeply about justice and doing well by other people is pretty nice and less dangerous than the one above.

Takara

Him and Miu. Him and Miu, Reese was 100% correct, she is the girl of his dreams. She WOULD hurt him in a way that's funny. She has THE confidence that can keep him entertained, and I LOVE it a lot.

Haruka

Okay, for my OCs, her and Daisuke are ship that I have in mind. It's mostly due to the idea of the love and death drives along with a book I read back in highschool and ONE online article saying that Eros and Thanatos looked quite a bit alike. They're two people who have suffered great losses and have completely differing approaches when it comes to people and society in general, and they work very well together... when Kanai isn't around.

Yukino and Haruka top that, though. They just work so well together, and they're both two people who have been rejected by society and seek out other things that can fill the social void. There are differences in the extemems of it, and that adds an interesting dynamic. Plus, they're both goth, need I say more?

[captainfairygodmother]

Thanks for the tag! You are a very... interesting... person, in the most complimenting way possible.

BLOG TITLE ORIGIN STORY:

The BBC Ghosts 2022 Christmas Special: 'He's Behind You!' I applied for Ao3 Membership (after 6 months of reading as a guest, which was also after switching from Wattpad, as is the typical progression of fandom) on the 26th and needed a name... Obviously because I was in my BBC Ghosts phase at the time and was obsessed with The Captain... So yeah! CaptainFairyGodmother arrived and just sort of stuck!

OTP SHIPNAME:

Oh this is difficult because it's the book that I'm writing, so I don't want to give away names before it's published... Although they do have multiple shipnames, so:

NecromanSEA

FAVOURITE COLOUR:

Violet in the way that 'moody purple bedroom' designs are, or red in the way that blood dries

FAVOURITE GAME:

Minecraft. Always.

SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD:

Not by Big Thief, but specifically the Live at the Bunker Studio Version

WEIRDEST HABIT/TRAIT:

Every time I walk into either my bedroom or the bathroom, I check the ceilings for spiders.

I am very scared of spiders.

HOBBIES:

Writing. Reading. Pretending that I'm writing. Making edits. Crochet. Procrastinating on writing by making fictional edits in my head to my book instead of writing. Violin. Rugby. Doomscrolling Tumblr and TikTok for inspiration for my characters or fics...

DREAM JOB:

I would love love love to be a developmental editor, but the pay isn't great... But the career I want to pursue in the future is a Professor of English, which I still love the idea of! And also an author, obviously

SOMETHING YOU'RE GOOD AT:

Crying over TV Shows and books

SOMETHING YOU'RE BAD AT:

Having a good sleep schedule

SOMETHING YOU LOVE:

Torchwood!

SOMETHING YOU COULD TALK ABOUT FOR HOURS:

...Torchwood

(Or Good Omens, or BBC Merlin, or my book, or--)

SOMETHING YOU HATE:

The fat on meat. And steamed vegetables. Eugh

SOMETHING YOU COLLECT:

Seashells. Keyrings. Probably also medical problems at this point

SOMETHING YOU FORGET:

What I've told someone and what I've not (I'm constantly retelling stories/having to check)

YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE:

Cornish, because 90% of the words I can say in Cornish are terms of endearment/phrases. E.g. 'meurgerys', 'ow melder', 'my a'th kar' (thanks to NecromanSEA)

FAVOURITE MOVIE/SHOW:

Movie: Bill (2015)

TV Show: Torchwood, Good Omens, BBC Ghosts, BBC Merlin, Dead Boy Detectives...

FAVOURITE FOOD:

I have a very limited range of foods that I enjoy, but generally, any type of chicken curry, or enchiladas (but no vegetables inside except for very very finely chopped onions) (I'm bad with textures can you tell yet?)

FAVOURITE ANIMAL:

Otters

WHAT YOU WERE LIKE AS A CHILD:

Incredibly weird and way too mature for my age (I wrote a short story for a competition about a kid who was blown up trying to find his sister's toy during the Blitz at the age of 10, and also when I was 9/10 I had a morbid fascination with knowing everything about the Holocaust and spent weeks watching videos about Holocaust survivors, but like in a respectful way, I was horrified as much as I was fascinated... This isn't counting everything else from my childhood by the way)

FAVOURITE SUBJECT:

English, obviously. Maybe History and Spanish, too

LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECT:

Maths. 9×6=36 (genuine calculation I have done multiple times)

BEST CHARACTER TRAIT:

I am very, very loyal to my friends, even if they aren't entirely sure of it all of the time. I would genuinely go to Hell and back for them if it meant they were safe

WORST CHARACTER TRAIT:

Either my inconsistent personality depending on who I'm talking to, or my constant paranoia that something is about to go wrong

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE:

I'd write something (I won't be writing anything)

IF YOU COULD TRAVEL IN TIME, WHO WOULD YOU MEET:

Emily Brontë. I feel like our mutual creativity and social incapability would make us friends, though I could never write half as good as her (I love Wuthering Heights)

OH, OR SHAKESPEARE. HELL YEAH CAN I MEET BOTH EMILY BRONTË AND WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE? I'D COMBUST

NO PRESSURE TAGS:

@capvers-my-love @professeurm @l0w-w4s-h3r3 @fully-embracing-my-autopsy and anyone else who wants to join!

Get to know your mutuals!!!

cheers @stevie-marigold for tagging me!

What's the origin of your blog title?

doccy who! plus me mum always used to say i have telescopic arms. personally i think they're a normal length

OTP(s) Shipname:

johnlock, i will forever be a johnlocker no matter which version of those freaks we're talking about

Favourite colour:

orange <3

Favourite game:

factorio! i greatly enjoy the spagetti of it

Song stuck in your head:

antmusic by adam and the ants

Weirdest habit/trait?

darling everything i do is deeply weird, couldn't do something normal if i tried

Hobbies:

writing, reading, nuisance making, music enjoying, getting in the way, and various wool-related crafts

If you work, what's your profession?

im the imp who sits in your camera and paints the pictures for you (im out of blue btw)

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be?

id invent hexopostcards, which are hexagonal postcards and only have pictures of six sided things on. if a thing has more than six sides than you've got to have the seventh+ side(s) off the edge of the postcard. if it has less than six you have to draw where the rest of the sides could feasibly be. then id retire

Something you're good at:

answering questions truthfully

Something you're bad at:

eating dog food

Something you love:

doing jigsaws

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff:

doccy who. i just do that anyway

Something you hate:

jigsaws that have too much sky so its all just blue (doesn't include my starry night puzzle)

Something you collect:

vinyls, posters, things ill use someday, names, ideas of things to write

Something you forget:

my best friends birthday. i have it written down and i still forget consistently

What's your love language?

circular gallifreyan

Favourite movie/show:

oh theres so many. doccy who and torchwood, sherlock, merlin (im really from a specific time going by those answers) loads of films too but, to say an obscure one to make me sound cool, mcfarland usa

Favourite food:

the souls of the damned. failing that pasta

Favourite animal:

@zelda-wheelz

What were you like as a child?

weird nervous about everything and a nerd

Favourite subject at school?

maths! don't ask me to remember a single thing from my alevels though

Least favourite subject:

drama. hated acting in front of all those eyes

What's your best character trait?

i like to think im quite nice

What's your worst character trait?

asking @zelda-wheelz the answers for half these questions

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?

id move

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

george michael, so long as i can bring my mum

tagging: @captainfairygodmother @b1uetrees @by-gray

[medleyofswag]

A place where even if there's no closure, I'm still safe I still ache from trying to keep pace Somebody give me a sign, 

I'm starting to lose faith

Now tell me 

How did all my dreams turn to nightmares?

How did I lose it when I was right there?

Now I'm so far that it feels like it's all gone to pieces Tell me why the world never fights fair I'm trying to find

Home

Machine Gun Kelly, X Ambassadors & Bebe Rexha - Home [x]

[terapsina]

Question of the hour. Can someone figure out what my shipping type is through ten of my all time favorite OTPs?

I ask because I can't.

1. Swan Queen.

Enemies to Friends to Lovers. Angst. The Evil Queen and the Savior. Divorced Moms Feeling. Co-parenting their kid plus town. Battle Couple. Obsessed With Each Other's Happy Ending.

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2. Elejah.

Tragically Opposite Sides. Mirrors of Each Other. Loyalty. Family. Betrayal. Humanity. Mutual Respect. Regret. Cruelty. Inherent Understanding of What Makes The Other Tick. Full of Weirdly Reciprocated Awe. Casually Dropping 'Always and Forever' in Basically a Love Letter.

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3. Pardison.

Utterly Fluffy. Sweet. Friends to Lovers. The Hacker and the Thief. Each Other's Safe Space. Good Communication. Rock-solid Foundation. Completely Without Problematic Aspects and Yet Extremely Interesting.

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4. Hizzie.

Enemies to Friends to Enemies to Friends to Lovers. Squabbling Like an Old Married Couple. Bitches Against The World. But Also Very Soft. Actually Kinda Obsessed With Each Other. Would Kill For Each Other. Would Also Occasionally Want to Murder Each Other. Right Person, Wrong Time. More Romantic Than They Think They Are. Multiple Jealousy Scenes.

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5. Bellarke.

The Sloooooowest of Burns. The Head and The Heart. Everyone Including Their Friends, Their Families, Their Antagonists and Their Separate Love Interests Sees It. Completely In Love With Each Other. Being Apart Breaks Them. Each Other's Weak Spot. Also Each Other's Strength. Absolute Idiots. Not Actually Unrequited.

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6. Graylora.

My Newest Babes. The Prince Turned Mage and the Destined Empress. Initially Unrequited. Friends to Future Lovers. Inspire Hope in Each Other. Find Strength Through The Other's Faith. Awkward Turtleducks. Seeking Purpose and Fearing Destiny. Torn Apart and Longing To Reunite. Tragic "Death" Scene and Savage Vengeful Reaction.

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7. Clizzy.

Tactile Agony. No But Seriously So Much Touching. Meet-cute Head Bump. Constant Overt Flirting. BFFs to lovers. Falling For Her Brother's Girlfriend. More Chemistry Than The Canon Wants to Allow. Delicious Vibes Of Undercurrent Longing. Just Kiss You Fools.

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8. Spuffy.

Enemies to Reluctant Allies to Squabbling Children to Nearly Frenemies to Almost Friends to Doomed Lovers to Actual Friends to Lovers. They're a Comedy. They're a Tragedy. They Don't Work and Yet They Do. They're a Rollercoaster of Pain. They Can Be Alone Together. They Trusted Each Other Even Back Before They Liked Each Other. They've Seen The Best and The Worst Of Each Other. No Other Ship Has Hurt Me As Much as This One. The Slayer and The Vampire Who Got His Soul For Her.

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9. Kahlan/Cara.

The Mother Confessor and The Mord Sith. Reluctant Allies to Enemies to Friends to Lovers. The Confessor Who Chose to Spare Her Sister's Killer. And The Trained Killer Who Couldn't Make Herself Kill The Confessor Even To Save Her. Even Though She Has Magic Resurrection Powers. TWICE. Sexual Tension Oozing Through The Screen. Kahlan Wouldn't Be Able to Confess Cara Either, Fight Me.

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10. Green Queens.

Two Sociopathic Queens In Love. Would Totally Enslave The Galaxy If Their Families Didn't Hit Them Over The Heads With Rolled Up Newspapers and Say 'NO! BAD QUEENS! No family dinners for you'. Would Do Cold Blooded Slaughter For Each Other. Kinda Have Actually. Sharing Immortality Because What's The Point of Living Forever if They're Not Together.

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So that's it. Ten of my favorite ships. Do they have a common element? I don't know, I'VE certainly never been able to identify one.

[timaeusterrored]

3 and 51 for vax and kerry from that otp ask!

Hi bby!!❤️❤️thank you for the ask

3. Do they wear each others clothes?

Oh yes, Kerry is a known clothes thief, nothing is safe. They even get used as disguises sometimes since Vax’s clothes were like, used to blend in. So that’s another win. But I do like to think on nicer nights, or stay in evenings, Vax takes some of Kerry’s clothes. He also has Kerry’s old bandana in his car for good luck, since it was the main one he saw Kerry wearing in Johnny’s memories.

51. What is a nonverbal way they say I love you?

A big one for Kerry is him taking care of V. Being his caretaker after the space station and being the one V will normally go too if not Vik’s. Then the next morning will have coffee ready for whenever V can drag himself out of bed.

Vax will days off when Kerry is having a bad day. Kerry will act like it annoys him to no end, but he secretly appreciates it. V will order or make his favorite food, sit with him while he tries to write. And when he inevitably gives up for the day, V will run them a bath to get into and take care of him.

[sly-s-n0nfusion]

Based on AO3 filters, my ✨personal✨ ratings and opinions on octopath traveler’s most popular ships because yes

Rated H for Honest ™️ ⚠️ (or B for Brutally honest)

Alfyn/Therion - Yes. Just yes, I ship it and it’s obvious why it’s so popular. They have the perfect amount of fluff and angst and portray the “sushine cinnamon roll who trusts too easily x wary lone wolf with trust issues” trope so well, plus I remember their dialogues being deep and adorable. Kind doctor taking care of emotionally hurt thief? Good stuff I give it a 9/10

Cyrus/Therion - I don’t get the appeal of it so it gets a no from me. I really do wonder why it’s so popular but I’m guessing it’s either because they’re some of the few travelers who don’t get along particularly well so there’s a bit of bickering here and there or because they’re both pretty bois ™️ but yeah I really can’t see any chemistry or I’m just pretending to ignore the fact that 99% of cytheri fics portray Cyrus in a way that is so out of character it hurts and while some people might like that it’s really not my thing. Gets a 2/10 for the good looks

Primrose/H’aanit - Another yes from me! They’re absolutely adorable together, top lesbians gfs. Favourite trope is H’aanit getting flustered with Prim’s teasing and I just love that, plus headcanon that Linde would absolutely love Primrose’s cuddles just as much as H’aanit does. Gets a 9/10

Olberic/Erhardt - Oooh boy where do I start- mfs be like I love Olberic he’s my favorite character and then they ship him with Erhardt 💀 (AFFECTIONATE)

This one gets a Yesn’t ™️ from me. It’s a yes if it’s before the fall of Hornburg, because it’s obvious that what they had was more than friendship especially on Olberic’s side, like, the tension was real. It’s definitely a no if it’s after the fall of Hornburg for a lot of reasons starting with Olberic’s traumatic experience and deep emotional scarring but I’ll just boil it all down to “if I have to, I ship them as a divorced couple”. As I see it, it’s impossible for Olberic to fully trust Erhardt again after what happened, of course they’re back to being friends and fight side by side but my brother in christ I feel like he got sentimentally detached after the fall. In Italy we say “a dish that has been heated twice sucks” and I think it applies pretty well to olberhardt. So yeah super unpopular opinion but it’s not my cup of tea. I just think Olby deserves better and he needs to move on- gets a 5/10 for the effort

Cyrus/Olberic - Just look at my feed y’all, it’s a oh god yes from me. Good chemistry 👏🏻 good dialogues 👏🏻 good fluff potential👏🏻 good angst potential👏🏻 otp 👏🏻 the fact that their interactions are so endearing, and Cyrus is so dense, and Olberic’s pining that eventually gets payed off, and their stubborn duties to keep one another safe, they’re both amazingly written characters, nobile and always fighting for justice, but they also have really different interests and personalities and they- they just complement each other so well okay I love them very much get married already. Solid 10000/10

Ophilia/Therion - Totally didn’t expect this one to be so high on this list but anyway here we are. It’s a yes from me! I remember their dialogues being hilariously cute. The “shy kind girl x bad edgy boy” trope isn’t my favorite but they sure look good together (plus the art where Ophilia cuts an apple for Therion is adorable). It’s a 7/10 for me

Primrose/Ophilia - Gets a “eeeeh” from me. Not personally my favorite but I can see some chemistry there, I just see them more as having a little sister/big sister relationship. Doesn’t get more than a 4/10

Alfyn/Zeph - Apparently it made it to the top relationships on ao3 and there’s a good reason behind it, the boys have chemistry. It’s a yes from me, too bad the Mercedes arc kinda wrecked it but it was there. Not as good as Alfyn/Therion though. It’s a 8/10

These are just my opinions and they’re completely irrelevant please don’t burn my house down I love you all

Also if you want to discuss about your personal favorites please do!

[deafeninggardenerpanda]

What about Daroach for the ask? Funny rat man

two rat lovers huh!

favorite thing about them -- really nice and friendly :D also has strong morals despite being a thief, and is kinda airheaded despite being smart. i love smart idiots <333

least favorite thing about them -- one of the hardest characters to draw, even worse than dedede and sectionia imo. you think his ears are big enough? think again, they have to be bigger. bigger. the same size as his head and body combined

favorite line -- "Now, onward! To the final fight! Return to me safe and sound!"

brOTP -- meta knight, kirby

OTP -- dont have strong opinions on either but metaroach and darkmetaroach are cool. oh it sounds kinda weird when you put them right next to each other like that though. - honestly i think its way funnier if daroach just so happens to be exes with everyone, like a scott pilgrim type situation. the next villain appears and oh heyyy its you again. uh hows it been. doing good? no? well

random headcanon -- a jack of all trades. he likes to pick up random hobbies and interests for a bit and enjoy them while he enjoys them, living pretty carefreely, and so knows a little bit about everything. he’s the guy you ask when he’s right there and you’re too lazy to turn on your device and google something, and the guy who goes hey did you know [the most inane fact]? cool, huh out of nowhere in convos

unpopular opinion -- i think he should be shorter. he’s too tall

favorite picture of them -- 

[lordmomohismomoness]

As of late, I have been obsessed with Webtoons. So I figured it was time to make a rec list of my favorites! Though, I couldn't narrow it down to 10, so here are my top 29! In no particular order:

Kind of Confidential by Vivian Darlin

Romance/Superhero updates weekly

-a superhero loses his powers and is saved by a supervillain on the run. Zen and Rena are my OTP and Batcat is adorable

The Witch and the Bull by Moonsia

Romance/Fantasy/Adventure updates weekly

-an a-hole who hates witches gets cursed as a bull, whose only hope is the witch whose career he just ruined

Ghost Wife by Sejung

Romance/Horror completed

-she is constantly followed by ghosts. But she does have a powerful but unsocialized demon to protect her. Bonus! This one has a sequel that just premiered!

I Love Yoo by Quimchee

Drama updates weekly

-she is a loner and down on her luck. When she meets two brothers who are complete opposites, her luck gets even worse. But at least she's not alone

The Kiss Bet by Ingrid Ochoa

Romance/Drama on hiatus

-all she wants is a special first kiss, but a little bet and some new transfer students make it really complicated

The Red Archer by IsabelleRanson

Romance/Adventure/Historical updates weekly

-a mashup of history and adventure, it's Maid Marian's turn to be a badass

The Makeup Remover by Lee Yone

Drama/Romance updates twice weekly

-after becoming a model in a make up competition, she shakes things up with some social commentary

Lore Olympus by Rachel Smythe

Romance/Fantasy updates weekly

-Hades and Persephone just want to be happy. But their family is less "The Tanners" and more "Jerry Springer'

Like Wind on a Dry Branch by Dalsaeowl/Hwaeum

Drama/Romance updates weekly

-after losing everything to a plague, she starts her life over as a mage in the prince's harem. Heartwarming friendships and ugly crying included

Let's Play Mongie

Romance/Drama updates weekly

-the person that ruined her career is her new neighbor, and her love life just went from 0 to complicated

Future You by Kumokayaa

Romance/Fantasy updates once a month

-she's a time traveling assassin with no way back home, and he is a cop investigating her company. What could go wrong?

Cape of Spirits by Kris Nguyen

Fantasy/Adventure completed

-an ex prince joins his kidnappers in order to stop the spirits from destroying the world

Subzero by Junepurr

Romance/Fantasy updates weekly

-the princess and last of the azure dragons agrees to marry the prince of the crimson dragons as part of a peace treaty to end the war. But there is a lot more going on in the kingdom than meets the eye, and she has secrets of her own

Tower of God by SIU

Fantasy/Adventure updates weekly

-he climbs the tower to find a girl, but his very existence threatens the hierarchy within. This one is really long, but also AMAZING and addictive

Lumine by Emma Krogell

Fantasy updates weekly

-an orphaned werewolf is hired as a bodyguard to a standoffish witch. What they both really need is friendship

Nice to Meet You by Wishroomness

Romance/Drama updates weekly

-what starts off as an innocent prank turns into a wild romance

Little Mizzi Muffett and the Spider King by Catfish

Horror updates once a month

-something dark and evil is stirring, and she is the only one that can stop it. With the help of the spider king who has decided to make her his bride

Freaking Romance by Snailords

Romance/Sci Fi completed

-an interdimensional bisexual love triangle. Need I say more?

The Rose Prince by Samuraiflame

Romance updates twice a month

-after her twin brother's death, she takes his name and persona so that the kingdom can still pass on to her. However, the neighboring king sees right through her disguise

Siren's Lament by instantmiso

Romance/Fantasy completed

-she is stuck, half siren and half human. Now she must find a way to break the curse before she loses everything and everyone she loves

My Magical Maid by J_hp

Fantasy/Romance updates twice a month

-a witch lives in secret as the physician of the king...who hates witches

Shadow Bride by Sae In Lee/Soo Bean Lim

Romance/Fantasy updates weekly

-this one just started, but it is off to a great start: a beautiful thief who is barely getting by catches the attention of an awkward prince who is the true heir to the throne

Villain to Kill by Fupin/Enuji

Action updates weekly

-another new one. A hero gets reborn... as a villain. Now he is is trying to take down those that killed him, without losing his mind or bringing the apocalypse first

A Good Day to be a Dog by Lee Hey

Romance complete

-the only way to break her curse of turning into a dog is to get a kiss while transformed. Which would be a lot easier if the person she needs to kiss wasn't terrified of dogs

The Spectrum of Us by Sen-Chan

Drama/Romance updates weekly

-a cat in love with a wolf is complicated enough without throwing the cops, the mafia, and a tiger in the mix. Also keep an eye out for her other work Cat vs Dog which will premiere on originals soon!

My Roommate is a Gumiho by NA

Romance updates twice weekly

-after accidentally swallowing his bead, a college student moves in with a strict 900 year old fox so they can find a way to safely remove it. Hijinks ensue

That Awkward Magic by SomeBunny

Romance updates three times a month

-the jock and the loner agree to fake a relationship, and it takes the school by storm. But also, yer a wizard harry

Or: two dorks in love, but one is having a gay crisis and one is having a witch crisis

Eleceed by Jeho Son/ZHENA

Action updates weekly

-a secret agent gets stuck in the body of a fat cat and decides to mentor an optimistic kid with super speed. Wholesome, action packed, and hilarious

Act Like You Love Me! by XUANN

Romance updates weekly

-three people know each other but don't know that they know each other. It's gonna be fun when they figure it out

Great, my OCD says I'm not allowed to have 29 recs and must make it 30. But there are five I am torn between adding. We'll go with:

My Grim Romance by Gears of Rain

Romance updates every two weeks

-instead of dying, she gets a new roommate - in the form of a dramatic grim reaper who lost his powers

[laylamva]

Miitopia Nuzlocke!

Okay, so I’d been doing a Miitopia Nuzlocke for a month and decided to chronicle it. Spoilers…I didn’t make it. 

Rules

If a Mii falls in battle, they’re gone for good (Unless it’s the protagonist).

I will only use the Life Sprinkle on the protagonist.

If the whole party falls in the same battle, everyone will still be counted as alive.

If a Mii is resurrected by another party member, they will be counted as alive.

If the dead Miis cost us the final boss, only then will I go back to level them up.

When a Mii dies, I will change their hair color to white, their eye color to black, and rename them “Spooky Ghost” to keep track of who I’ve lost (and also to make me feel better about sentencing my beloveds to death).

I will draw random characters from Mii Maker for every major character and decide party jobs by spinning a wheel.

The Nuzlocke ends after the main story. I cannot bring myself to care about the post-game.

If the protagonist dies on their own, the Nuzlocke is aborted.

Sabrina Raincomprix is protag/safe gorl.

WALUIGI x TEMMIE OTP (they’re the lovey-dovey couple)

Sassy Child Elmo pretending to be a dragon foreshadows Dominic.

Lenny

Dark Lord Chloé Bourgeois is fun to voice

Sabrina’s a chef.

Simone Soleil! Male Pop Star.

Before you look him up, Simone’s an OC. I put an OC in here. Help.

Every time I have played this game with Spotpass on, the freaking blobfish Mii always weasels its way in! (It’s the Nintendo Fangirl)

Got the new Zelda amiibo. Wonder if it’ll give me a costume?

IT DID!

I changed Sabrina’s eyebrows to match the Zelda wig…she looks exactly like me.

Leon Kuwata, Ultimate Mage AU

AU where Genocider Syo is a good guy who unkills people

I almost lost the Danganronpa characters, but we lost the fight.

Simone’s dead. But it’s okay, because he’s a spooky ghost.

I actually made up a “Farm Upstate” story to make myself feel better about Miis dying. “They’re not dead, they just turned into ghosts because of a cosmic paradox and can’t leave the inn as a side effect!”

Leon is at war with the moles. And also Sabrina, apparently.

On a related note, Sabrina Raincomprix and Genocider Syo BroTP???

I made Teruteru Hanamura the King. If you’ve seen all his Free Time Events, the calming fruit mission hits different.

And Sonia Nevermind is the princess. Can you tell what my current hyperfocus is?

Why does the wheel keep giving me Pop Star things? Simone’s been dead for three sessions it’s time to move on—

General Sonia killed Leon and Syo. My entire first party is DEAD.

Sabrina’s a warrior now.

Maya Aida from Glitter Force Doki Doki is my Imp.

One time when I was playing this game, I tried making a Starlow Mii from scratch, but then I realized it looked like someone different. Someone better. And now it’s all come full circle as Tonker Bell joins us as the Airheaded Cat!

Sabrina just got the Bee Armor. Suck it, Chloé!

Genie of the Lamp The Master World’s End Club

Homura Akemi as the Dancing Guide? Imagine Homura being happy.

Steve from Blue’s Clues: The Kind Thief

Steve and Tonker Bell BroTP!

tonker bell just died.

If we’re going with the “Sabrina dumped Chloé” narrative, I feel like even with two kind party members, Sabrina would keep chanting until the genie was sealed again.

Crap I bought Tonker Bell something

I LOOK AWAY FOR ONE SECOND AND NOW MAYA’S DEAD OH GOD—

Steve’s the only one left.

Ugh, scratch that.

OK, Sabrina’s on her own. If she dies, game over.

Why am I listening to Dodie music while I’m doing this? It’s making this sadder.

WHY IS MY FIRST FIGHT ALONE AGAINST HOMURA???

AND SHE’S A PAINTING I’M BONED—

I lost. The Nuzlocke is over. RIP.

So…yeah. I plan on doing this again on the Switch later, but that’s gonna go on YouTube…as soon as I can figure out how my capture card works. BTW, “Spooky Ghost” didn’t fit in the text box for Mii names, so here’s what I named them instead:

Simone: Sun Ghost

Tonker Bell: Disbelief

Maya: AngelHeart

Steve: At College

Syo and Leon were taken away before I could give them ghost names, but if I did, they would’ve been called 11037 and Genocided. And I didn’t name Ghost Sabrina because the Nuzlocke ended. But, hypothetically…Vanisher.