#otny

[normiewizard]

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

[hirokiyuu]

CON LOOT CON LOOT CON LOOT i went to anirevo for the very first time and it was sooooo nice......... i made perhaps a few unwise financial decisions but honestly looking at all this again. worht it.

if you are curious abt where anything was from lmk!!!! i will have to go dig up business cards for most of it (lol) but all the twst except for stickers + the computer window jamil + the plush (which is official lmao) are from @broh3m3 ! additionally i wont be able to tell you where hexagon akch is from bc he was a gift............ cradling him in my palms tho

[post-reverser]

as long as i keep you speaking forwards then you hold no power

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.emas eht ton era yeht .sdrawkcab sdrawkcab gnikaeps ma i .stsop ruoy gnisrever llits ma i fi sdrawrof gnikaeps ton ma i yllacinhcet

:yas i siht ot

the fastest way to someones heart

bing result: knife to the chest

[cario55555]

COTL FANFIC COMING SOON YA RAT BASTARDS.

PREVIEW UNDER THE CUT, OHHHH SHIT!

Blood tastes a lot like iron. How did they know that? They never quite took the time to wonder how they could recognize the taste of iron, and this seemed like a perfectly good time. They wouldn't get another chance, after all, they were about to die. The battle was a blur. They remembered landing a few good blows on the archer, or was it the guardian? Yes… It's coming back to them now. It was definitely the archer. The arrow pierced their shoulder, and they tore it out and shoved it into the archer's… As the Lamb attempted to recall the scuffle, their thoughts were interrupted by a sudden pain in their throat. They began to hack and cough, spitting blood into the pool of murky water in front of them. They watched as the blood trickled into the water, spreading throughout the inky black liquid… And they saw something. Someone? They hesitantly approached the water. .elddup eht sdrawot depael yehT They slowly sunk their hand in, attempting to grab onto anything. .gnihtyna otno psarg ot gniyrt yletarepsed ,loop eht otni dnah rieht detloj yehT Something grabbed them. .meht debbarg gnihtemoS Something began tugging them beneath the water, and they tried to resist. .ecnatsiser dnuof tub ,retaw eht evoba gnidloh erew yeht revetahw gard ot deirt yehT They dug their stumpen feet into the ground, and tugged on whatever lied beneath the water. .retaw eht otni deknay eb ot sevlesmeht dewolla yehT .noitpo rehto on saw ereht taht dezilaer yehT And it joined them on the other side. It was drenched in the grimy water of the pool, and it thrashed back and forward to sling the water off of themselves. It was only then that the Lamb got a decent look at the creature. First, they saw the bandages. Wrapped around their feet, mirroring their own, but stained in dark purple. Then, they saw their cloak. A royal purple, with white zig zag outlines along the rim. Small symbols followed each tip of the lines. After that, a bell with the moon's reflection glimmering on its silver sheen. Soon, yellow tinted and sharp teeth with bizarrely shaped pupils met their gaze. And lying atop the shaggy, unkept fur? A crown with a purple crossed out pupil. That's not right. That's not right at all. But as the Lamb tried to get something, ANYTHING, to leave their lips… "…You seem like the familiar sort." It spoke. "You fancy yourself a swordsman, eh?" It pointed towards the Lamb's blade. "Bit banged up for me likin', though." It tugged the Lamb's arm to bring them closer, then shoved their torso to knock them onto the floor. "Tell ya what, I'll deal with these blokes, you stay there and sit all pretty like, aye?" The Lamb stammered, and finally managed to say something. "What are you?" It turned around, its back facing the lamb, as it grabbed its crown and violently contorted it into an axe. "Isn't it obvious? I'm a Goat."

[waiting-eyez]

When you look into a mirror it is not yourself you see, but a kind of apish error posed in fearful symmetry kool uoy nehW rorrim a otni ton si ti ˛ees uoy flesruoy dnik a tub rorre hsipa fo lufraef ni desop yrtemmys

(John Updike)

[putting-fake-peppino-in-places]

.uoy htiw tibro oT

ytinretE lla roF ,tibrO ehT otnI

[h3llblazer]

nruT nhoJ enitnatdnoC kcab otni a namuh

Tudda!

@prestidigitation-princess

((mun now has a new way of drawing John after watching too many kids cartoons))

Thanks luv.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

(Muffled coughing continuously comes from inside Pep's melty body)

((They never pulled the phone out of his pocket so I imagine it's kinda suffocating atm XXD))

Pep: "..."

Pep and Brick: "!!!"

Pep: "...?"

Pep: *Apologetic gurgling as he tries to form his mouth*

Pep: "S... Safe... In special box..."

Pep: "Esimorp... Niaga neppah ti tel ot ton yrt lliw... Tekcop ym ni erew uoy togrof I... Xob otni teg ot dedeen yllaer... Sdneirf yrros yllaer..."

[kidlantern]

nurT elttil laH otni a gnikcud rof a yad

Have fun! You'll be a duckling for the day if you want to turn back sooner come get me alright?

SQUACK!! (⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)⁠！

I eill de! Oh cbst type :((!HLP CWNT TUPT??

[daylilifiedsundrewdrops]

Winnie and also Winnie( but Elk. ) Elk spirits are symbolized as a protective spirit, one that brings good omen. Winnie is NOT that elk spirit. Elk-spirit-Winnie needs some therapy, some conversations, and needs to seriously rethink his life cause he is NOT happy(Think of his world as Cold Front's bad ending, now he DESPISES Augustine. Bro is still silly but in the evil kinda way. ) I might clean up the sketch later.

.od uoy tahw rettam oN .uoy fo eno yreve dna hcae dnif ll'eH ,kli ruoy dna uoy ezeerf oT ,kle denethgil-wons eht woN

.ehtaerb tonnac uoy lliT' ,bmuccus ll'uoy eci otnI ,emoc evah sdrazzilb ehT

.ees ot ereht eb noos lliw I ,em fo hsiw uoy tahw yaS ,em fo tnaw uoy tahw yaS

.enitsuguA ,dneirf ym ot lleweraF ,snediam ruo ot lleweraF ,nem taerg eht ot lleweraF Also, another thing, the seemingly gibberish text at the end of the main text at the top do mean something. Just reverse them.

[ghostfaceaddams]

DATE INTERRUPTED

summary: Artemis and Zatanna spend their first Valentine's Day together.

warnings: cussing probably and some violence

word count: 3,026

Growing up, Valentine's Day had never been a holiday that Artemis participated in. She thought it was corny as hell and just a way for candy companies to win big in green. She thought it was a pointless holiday. Even when she was with Wally she begged him not to celebrate it. But it was different with Zatanna.

Everything was different with Zatanna.

Artemis swore up and down that the magician hexed her because there was no way she would be going out to a fancy dinner while wearing a fancy dress and fancy jewelry on Valentine's Day! There was so much Artemis did for Zatanna that was so out of character for her.

"That's called being in love Artemis." Wally would say then wrap his arm around Dick.

Barf.

Artemis sighed for what seemed to be the fifteenth time in the last thirty minutes. Zatanna still wasn't back from "patrolling" and their reservations were in fifteen minutes. (Artemis uses quotation marks because when does Zee patrol? She goes where the League tells her and only patrols with Artemis.)

The blonde tapped her finger on her forearm and considered giving up on the whole idea. She hadn't celebrated in the past so why should tonight be any different? Just then there was jiggling at the front door and in came Zatanna Zatara, in all her superhero outfit glory. Artemis had to remind herself to clamp her mouth shut so saliva wouldn't drip onto her pretty navy blue dress.

Artemis was about to ask why Zatanna used her key when she could've just flourished in with a spell, but then her girlfriend was smiling and well, it was kind of hard to formulate words when that happened.

"Hey baby." Pet names was another thing Artemis despised in relationships until she started dating Zatanna.

The blue eyed enchantress leaned down to kiss her girlfriend on the lips but Artemis pulled away. The archer fixed the other girl with a hard glare, her crossed arms stiffening.

"What's wrong?" Zatanna frowned.

Artemis had to get up before that frown broke down all her barriers. "You're late."

The blonde walked several steps away and turned back around to face the girl in trouble. Zatanna spun around easily and smiled carefully.

"Our reservations are in eight minutes, we can still make it."

"Glad to know you didn't forget when our date was." Artemis bit back.

Zatanna frowned and crossed the distance between them in two leisure strides. She slipped her hands out and uncrossed Artemis's arms. Zatanna brushed her thumbs over Artemis' rough knuckles and smiled the universe's most reassuring smile. Artemis defiantly tried to look away from the prodding eyes, but it was no use. In one minute Zatanna would be forgiven.

"In two simple spells I can be dressed and we can be at the restaurant in less than a minute."

"Zatanna-" Artemis went to object but Zatanna was already doing a spell.

"Egnahc otni a ssed."

There was smoke and gust of wind then it all cleared. Zatanna was in a slim fitting black dress that sparkled making her eyes pop out seductively. She disappeared into her bedroom and came back out with a pair of heels. (Right when Artemis got to be the same height as her she got out the heels. Low blow, literally.)

Zatanna reached out and grabbed Artemis' hands, her fingers locking protectively around Artemis. Artemis didn't think she'd ever get over the feeling that came with Zatanna holding her hands in preparation for transportation. She felt safer in Zatanna's hands than she ever did in Wally's arms (or even her dads for that matter). Deep down, like way down deep, Artemis knew Zatanna would never let anything bad happen to her because she loved her the same as Artemis did.

"Actually, I was thinking we could take a cab there." You know, like an actual couple.

"But then we'll be late."

Zatanna uttered a few backwards words and before Artemis knew it they were out front of the restaurant. The blonde gave a slight shake of her head and let Zatanna pull her against her side. Teleportation was still something Artemis was getting used to. Sure the thrill was nice, but it was also a bit disorienting. It was better than zooming around with Wally though.

Zatanna waited three seconds for Artemis to regain her footing before walking them through the front doors. There was a couple already in front of them so they stood back and waited. Artemis bit her cheek to refrain from releasing an annoyed sigh. They were on time but just barely.

Artemis was surprised they were even here at all. All week Zatanna had been dismissing the topic of what they were going to do for Valentine's. Even when they finally agreed on a time and place she didn't seem interested. It was so unlike Zatanna to not want to engage in a conversation with Artemis or to opt out on spending time together. Usually Zee was all over Artemis (not in an overbearing way of course).

No matter how the night went, Artemis would have to thank Ollie for getting them a reservation.

"Have I mentioned that you look beautiful tonight?"

Despite the better of herself, Artemis smiled. She tossed her long hair back and turned to face her girlfriend, angling her head up.

"You realize how cheesy you sound, right?"

"Is it really cheesy if it's true?"

Artemis rolled her eyes but lightly kissed Zatanna on the lips. The couple in front of them had left and the waitress returned so they walked up to the podium. Zatanna opened her mouth but Artemis' voics filtered out instead.

"Zatara, party for two."

Zatanna parted her lips and cocked her head to the side as she looked at Artemis.

"Right this way." The waitress smiled politely at them.

Artemis forced a smile back and followed. Zatanna was silent for several, contemplative seconds.

"You used my last name?"

"Well I wasn't going to use Crock." Artemis scoffed softly.

Zatanna remained silent.

Menus were placed on their table as they were seated and then the waitress left. Artemis glanced over the top of her menu at her girlfriend who seemed to be fidgety about something. Fidgety was definitely not a word she'd use to describe Zatanna. The magician was usually poised and confident. 

When three minutes went by without a word between the two or an appearance of the waiter, Artemis decided it was time to take action. Small talk wasn't her strong suite, not even with Zatanna, but she figured she had to make an effort.

"How was patrolling?"

Zatanna looked away from her menu to look at Artemis as she spoke. Artemis admired that about Zee, she always looked people in the eye when she spoke.

"Slow at first. But then Bruce had to leave for a date with Selene so I had to take over for him. I ran into a bunch of Two-Face men but I had it under control."

"Define a bunch." Artemis deadpanned.

Zee chuckled and reached out to unclasp Artemis' fingers from the menu. Artemis sighed and let the magician rub her palm in that soothing way of Zee's.

"Don't worry Arty, I had it under control."

"So you say."

Zatanna smiled at Artemis making her blue eyes shine brighter than bullets ricocheting off of Wonder Woman's bracelets.

"I didn't show up with any cuts or bruises did I?"

"For all I know you could've done a healing spell before walking in."

"You know me so well." Zantanna leaned back in her chair and focused her attention back on her menu. 

Artemis hoped that was true because she knew that Zatanna knew her better than anyone else.

Zatanna was back to focusing way too intently on the menu leaving Artemis feeling uneasy. They had been dating for a little over a year now and things had been-well, perfect. But then again, the only other person Artemis had dated was Wally and that was perfect too. Until Artemis faked her death and wanted to get back into the hero life. When things ended between them Artemis had been heartbroken.

It scares Artemis shitless because the thought of losing Zatanna hurts far worse than remembering losing Wally. She sees how Wally is with Dick, how at home they are in each others arms. Wally was willing to get back into the hero life for Dick. Soon enough they would get married, it was inevitable. Dick was the one for Wally. Artemis was sure-no, she was positive that Zatanna was the one for her.

They hadn't moved in together or exchanged "I love you's" yet, but Artemis knew that Zatanna's soul was meant to mesh with hers. Being with Zatanna felt as natural and easy as breathing. To lose Zatanna was like her oxygen being cut off. Artemis wasn't sure how she'd be able to manage in a life without Zatanna, the girl who was magic even without her magic.

She didn't understand why Zatanna was being so distant. It was starting to piss her off because Artemis hated being scared, especially when it came to romantic relationships. She had grown a lot but the fact was that Sportsmaster was still her father and he fucked her up real good.

"Hello. Happy Valentine's Day. My name is Dandy and I'll be your server for today. Can I start you ladies off with drinks?"

Artemis looked up at their waiter. Dandy had hair that was as black as Zatanna's and was gelled back. He was in a white buttoned up shirt with a maroon apron around his waist and black dress pants. His clothes made him seem older than he was. By closer inspection Artemis figured he was barely seventeen.

Zatanna opened her mouth to request a red wine but then there was a huge explosion from outside that rocked the entire building. The overhead lights trembled and several short circuited. There were screams all around with people ducking for cover. Glass from the windows shattered and there was suddenly gusts of wind coming in.

The magician was by Artemis' side in seconds, examining her for any injuries.

Just then Zatanna's phone rang. She whipped it out of her purse and held it up to her phone.

"Zatanna. We need you and Artemis to get to the Gotham docks. Batman and Catwoman are too far away and won't make it in time." Dick's urgent yet calm voice carried through.

"Who are we facing?" Zatanna asked.

Artemis groaned. So much for a nice and peaceful v day with the girlfriend. Maybe normal was too much of a cliché for them.

"The Joker has imported teddy bears with bombs implanted inside them. You need to take down his guys. Bart and Eduardo are going to get the bears."

"And The Joker?" Zatanna arched an eyebrow.

"Bruce will take care of him once he lands."

"Okay. We'll be there." Zatanna hung up and turned to Artemis. "Ready for a wardrobe change?"

"This wasn't exactly how I imagined changing clothes tonight, but what the hell." Artemis quipped.

"Egnahc otni smrofinu!"

There was a cloud of smoke and a gust of warm wind rushing over the two women. When it all cleared both women were in their superhero gear. Zatanna stepped forward and grasped Artemis' hands, much like she had back in the apartment but with more urgency now.

"Woah." Dandy squeaked.

"Mahtog skcod." Zatanna murmured.

This time there was no time to regain her footing. Artemis was thrust into battle with the Joker's goons upon arrival. She groaned and blocked one of the guys blows with her arm. She kicked him in the chest and unsheathed her sword.

Zatanna was already muttering spells and blocking attacks. There was a blur of red and yellow and Eduardo teleporting inside of the truck. Artemis didn't waist anymore time to attack.

It was a pretty even fight, especially with Bart and Eduardo knocking guys out of their way on their way back and forth. From the stinging in her hands Artemis could tell she was punching harder than she needed to. It didn't matter though.

She elbowed one of the guys attempting to grab her from behind in the face and shot one in front of her with an arrow. She heard the crunch of the nose from the guy behind her breaking and whipped around to roundhouse kick him. Another guy soon came charging but she only hit him with an arrow. Someone else tried to attack her from behind, wrapping his arm around her and attempting to choke her.

Artemis elbowed him three times in the ribs-harsh-then stomped on his foot. She used this opportunity to grab ahold of his arm and used her weight to fling his body around hers onto the concrete. There she wrenched his shoulder out of his socket earning a cry of pain. She stomped on his face and shot a guy behind Eduardo.

"Kind of harsh wasn't that Arty?" Zee mused from behind.

Artemis turned around and saw Zatanna crinkling her eyebrows together. There was a smile twitching at the corners of her mouth but her eyes were dark with concern.

"Tsiwt ruoy elkna." Zatanna said to the guy charging her and turned to fully face Artemis.

"Are you tired of me?"

"What?" Zatanna was clearly taken aback by Artemis' blunt question.

Artemis had no idea why she was choosing now, of all time and places, to have this raw conversation with Zatanna. But it was happening and she was full of adrenaline so there wasn't any turning back.

"This whole week I've been trying to make plans with you and you wouldn't listen. I was better off talking to one of Poison Ivy's plants than I was you." Artemis vented.

Zatanna put her hand up and sent a goon flying back.

"And patrolling? Really? The only time you patrol is with me Zee. It's like you were delaying going on the date, you even used your front door instead of teleporting in!"

"Artemis." Zatanna tried.

"Raquel told me how when you guys were together, you set up this whole romantic date and were all excited. Why were you so put off tonight?"

Bart whizzed by in Zatanna's background, taking out three goons. She reached out and awkwardly grabbed Artemis' gloved hands. She heaved a heavy sigh and kicked her boots against the concrete. The only time Artemis ever saw Zatanna do that was when she was being scolded by Bruce.

"Artemis, I promise I am not tired of you. I'm nowhere near getting tired of you."

Artemis stood there patiently awaiting the rest of Zatanna's explanation. Both girls had trouble opening up so they knew to be patient if the other one was doing so.

Zatanna bit her lip for a second before plunging on. "Valentine's Day is supposed to be a day of grand gestures. In the past, with Dick and Raquel, all I had to do was buy flowers or watch some rom com. They were nice but, I was a kid then and I didn't love them."

The l word definitely did not go unnoticed by the archer. Zatanna inhaled a big breath and exhaled again.

"I know it's only been a year but," Zatanna glanced around and smiled bashfully. "I was planning on asking you to move in with me."

Okay, Artemis was definitely not expecting that to come out of Zatanna's mouth. The blonde just stood there gaping at the other girl like a fish on land. Zatanna smiled uneasily and shuffled her feet.

"I've kind of been in love with you since that Halloween night when we took down Harm. This sounds cheesy but when we got together, it felt like a dream come true. I thought that maybe after a while it would all go away, that either I finally got you so I wouldn't want you or you'd leave like my dad. But neither of those happened. And I realized that I really love you and want you to mo-"

"Move in with you." Artemis finished in a dead trance like tone.

"Yeah." Zatanna finished breathlessly.

They both stood there in silence, the only sounds being sirens in the background and the humming of the waves. The loudest noise of all was the hammering in Artemis' chest. She was sure that her heart was going to burst out of her chest and explode all over Zatanna's white buttoned shirt. She definitely didn't want to scar Zatanna for the rest of her life and leave her jaded about love.

She couldn't believe it. The whole week, Artemis was scared that she was losing Zatanna when Zatanna was scared about losing Artemis. Asking her to move in and dropping the l bomb didn't seem to be the direction Zee was heading in, but Artemis was happy that's what ended up being the case.

"Are you moving in with her or what?" Bart hollered.

Both girls turned to look at Bart who was standing several feet away. Eduardo elbowed him in the ribs causing him to rub them.

"The kid has a point."

Artemis giggled because she always thought that Zatanna would be great with kids, but it turns out she's completely awkward around them.

"Sure, I'll move in with you."

"Crash!" Bart exaggeratedly fist pumped the air.

"And?" Zatanna raised an eyebrow.

"And what?" Artemis mused.

Zatanna huffed and jutted her lips out slightly. Artemis giggled and rested her forearms on Zatanna's shoulders. Zee immediately rested her hands on Artemis' hips. She loved watching Zee squirm because the magician was usually so cool and confident. It was nice to know that even Zatanna Zatara could get nervous.

"I love you too, Zatanna."

Zatanna beamed that mega watt smile that was more magic than the spells she conducted on a daily. Artemis smiled back, Zatanna's too infectious not to. They both leaned in and attached their lips.

"Double crash!" Bart exclaimed over the exchange of I love you's.

"Zee?"

"Yeah, Arty?" Zatanna hummed.

"Take me home." Artemis beamed, the never ending feeling of euphoria blossoming in her chest.

"As you wish."

[artiesarchery]

?llits meht leef uoy oD .niarb rouy otni smrow ekil seriW

what, please go off my page! this is for archery and shit posting.

[cavetown-debut-album-daily]

screaming into the void

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgreed

screaming into the void is in my top 10 pastimes beside:

screaming into the void

screaming into the void

crying to this is home

screaming into the void

crying to fool, green, or taking care of things

screaming into the void

screaming into the void

diov eht otni gnimaercs

being gay :3

screaming into the void

[ceroba-thebrimstonewitch]

niɒϱɒ noiƨnɘmib ɿoɿɿim ɘʜt otni bɘʞɒɘl ϱold ɿυoγ ʞniʜt I

[thefagggot]

hcaer fo tuo tsuj smees ytinas erehw esuoh erol ytinasni a otni ehcysp ym gninrut erew siseneg fi sa riapsed fo shtped gnitacoffus ot yznerf cainam morf yltneloiv gniws taht sthguoht dekcehcnu fo rotcudnoc detsiwt a semoceb dnim ym mlaer citanul desopmi "fles" eht ni enola deppart m'i dna sedulcnoc yad eht nehw