#others liked'' like. stop summarizing that shit. i wanna see

[sillyscreechinghorse]

ok i get turning off reblogs is a good, sensible thing to do, but it'd be real funny if you could turn likes off too

[zillatastic]

rapper! ony x singer! reader

summary: good girl gone bad ; you just can’t get enough of rapper ! ony who has made a name for himself for participating in a plethora of (usually) one-sided rap beefs, being a creative lyricist/producer, & being such a bad influence to your heart.

(I suck at summarizing ಥ_ಥ̥)

this post contains: head-cannons, cursing, n-word usage, smidge of smut, spelling errors, lowercase grammar, semi-toxic ! ony or wtv, crybaby ! reader, vague description of reader’s body, lowk clickbaited summary, not proofread.

▬▬ rapper! ony who “accidentally” leaks a snippet of his new song with your moans as the intro melody.

much to your horror the audio blows up on tiktok and now every time you open the app, that accursed audio plays.

the worst thing about it is that every time you bring up the audio to ony and question how it even got leaked in the first place, you’re met with a..

“mmcht, ma, for the last time I don’t know how it got leaked. connie’s dumb ass must have did something stupid and posted the wrong shit.”

or a..

“fatbutt, I don’t know why you complaining. you sound sexy as fuck and the fans wanna hear more of the track once i release it. you don’t wanna disappoint our fans, right ma?”

“n-no, I don’t wanna disappoint them but I just don’t feel comfortable with it. maybe you can call connie one more time and try to get it taken care of ?”

“ight.”

it never gets taken care of, in fact three weeks later ony drops the song with eren as featured artist which doubles the song’s popularity and makes it on the billboard hot 100.

“whose pussy is this, ma ? ~ mhm tell me ?” ony asks while delivering slow harsh strokes into your trembling body. your hair wrapped tightly in his hands as it helps aid his assault into your weeping cunt while his free hand is gripping your midsection equally as tight.

“f-fucknmhm, it’s yours pa,” ony’s abusive thrusts to your pussy force your words to ball up in the back of your throat as you try to concentrate on listening to his commands and hold the phone recording the intimate moment.

watching the phone slowly start to slip through your half- boneless hands, it urged him to re-wrap your hair (tightly) into his hands and harshly lift your body onto his chest while continuing his now- upward thrusts into your cunt. the new angle allowed a deeper reach into your cervix as ony heartlessly knocked into it. “say it louder for the camera baby. whose owns this pussy ?”

“ony does, ony owns my pussy. fuck~ please pa I’m so close.”

“good girl, ma. you so pretty when you cry. now cum for me.” ony commands as he watches your body tremble in pure overstimulation and pleasure. biting his lip as he gently wipes the tears from out the corner your eyes and leans down to kiss your cheek.

▬▬ rapper ! ony who can sense when someone is making his girl laugh.

“ony what is your opinion on the Kendrick vs Drake beef?” a reporter asked while shoving her mic into his face.

ony who was tired of being asked this question sighed and tried his best to formulate a sentence that would not offend either rapper.

“well you know I be-” he stops mid sentence to turn around before hearing the soft chuckle of his girlfriend from across the garden of the regal event.

the reporter who was standing there unanswered lifted a brow and tried to gain ony’s attention back on the question for it’s live broadcasted audience.

“umm, ony ?” the reporter asked until she heard a feminine chuckle from the other side of her. the reporter and the cameraman turned swiftly to what caught ony’s eye to see you laughing hysterically at something thee Brent Faiyaz said.

“I’ll be back.” ony mumbled.

(damn.. someone stole my bitch.)

▬▬ rapper ! ony who promotes your music to his hardcore fan base.

▬▬ rapper ! ony who cannot keep his hands off your body.

he is stuck to you like white on rice.

you physically cannot escape this man because his strong arms are always securely wrapped around your waist, neck or arm.

ony isn’t a controlling person, but he is very clingy. he likes to feel the presence of his girl around him and having a body part of his connect to yours-

It sedates him.

cheesy? I know.. but he’s your man, so you’ll deal with it.

▬▬ rapper ! ony whose mean mug is nasty.

he does not play when it comes to people besides him being handsy with you.

ony’s sideeye has become a stan twitter icon.

in the earlier stages of your blooming relationship ony did not want to come off as too overbearing (he is) and let a lot of of his boundaries be overstepped. he never wanted to cause a big scene, so he always used his face to project his emotions instead of his words and fist.

a particular event where you had been pulled to the side to be interviewed had blown up all over social media because of ony deviously standing in the back- mugging the fuck out of the reporter whose hands were on the small of your back.

retweets of the incident had you delighted while ony was rather annoyed.

▬▬ rapper ! ony who dedicates an entire album to you.

▬▬ rapper ! ony who corrects your behavior.

ony has eyes all over. never forget that.

you two had gotten into an argument the day before over something small. at this point you had already forgotten what you two were arguing about, but the impact of the altercation was still there.

you despised when ony bested you in an argument and in retaliation you decided to attend a not-so little house party that ony advised you not to attend.

so what did you do?

you went to the party.

that night you’d tell ony that it was all sasha’s fault, but this was a conscious choice made by yourself.

that night you were spent bent over ony’s leg being spanked till tears then finger fucked.

▬▬ rapper ! ony who can’t stop talking about you during interviews.

▬▬ rapper ! ony who verbally dragged another artist who decided it would be cute to throw shade at your new single.

“ony, delete the tweet.” with your hands on your hips you let out a deep sigh. you two have been bickering back and forth all evening about the tweet-simply because you didn’t care what someone with barely 500k streams had to say.

“no, she’s gonna learn to pick her battles wisely today, ma.”

“oh my fucking god onyankopon put the phone down.”

(end of rapper! ony x singer! reader headcannons pt. 1)

author note: thank you so much for reading and noting. I have not written in years (2019-22) and I wanted to jump back into something new. usually I would’ve written a 10k fanfic on naruto but I’ve been tuning into a lot of aot/jjk content and I’ve decided this is my new era of writing. I cannot wait to find my own comfort and flow with this new fandom !!

[gyarustarrr]

LORE LORE LORE!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️ (This is super long and my English is horrible for a native speaker so bear w me)

ILL BE REAL I DIDNT PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO A REASONABLE BACK STORY but bcuz shes a self insert i had to make a mention for my bestie who can EASILY be in the pressure universe fr <3

Pre-lockdown: I think itd be unique that if Sebastian was used to give humans gills then Phanny can be used to find immortality cuz who doesnt love when a corrupt corporate entity tries to find the cure for death, happens all the time lol. I say for the important parts shes fused with an immortal jellyfish, my favorite jelly which im extreme jelly of 😼😼😼😼, and i would say that its possible that she could live forever IN THEORY with the dna of that jelly but that would have to be tested lmaooo.

I believe because shes also able bodied (mostly) she would be given similar jobs as Sebastian so shes not depressed, rotting, or lashing out. Not sure if they'd work together but she's observant and being a psychologist, she def psychoanalyzing the hell outta everybody in the facility out of boredom. She seems happy but ofc its a coping mech to make the best out of the absolute horrors around her, still emotional unstable and freaks tf out frequently. Once Sebastian frees everybody, she's free to roam and sees what Sebastian is doing. She asks to assist him in his goal but she only plays a part once Seb handles BIDNESS on land during lockdown. Post lockdown she scavenges for data and whatever here and there but shes mostly left alone or out of most of his operation, yk,,,working with Mr Lopee and all. She really tries to get close with Sebastian (despite emphasizing hes a married man, YEAH SURE BUDDY YOU'RE LIKE 32, WHATEVER MAKES U FEEL BETTER💀) and being the drama fiend i am, i think having a "moment of weakness" would lead to their complex semi romantic possibly toxic dynamic.

Fight: And as i did my research its highly debatable if Sebastian is telling pAInter the truth about getting them both out. Phanny would believe this without question cuz if he can make a plan and has all these skills and resources, he should be able to take everyone (this also includes other peoples inserts and ocs who are experiments because it makes the setting more lively and interesting). I even thought of a cool ass line my homie thought was cold asf for argument dialogue between Phanny and Seb about taking everyone back up to the surface.

Just to summarize: Phanny mentions how noble Seb is after making progress with his escape plan, assuming that he'll take at least as many people as possible including Phanny. Sebastian at this point is already trying to push her away post weakness moment and he know damn well he's just doing this for himself and never accounted to leave w/ a whole damn facility of sentient experiments. He just wanna see his mom again and hes already working in private with Mr Lopee i mean this is a one man escape plan. This ofc shatters Phanny cuz from what hes saying, nobody and he mean NOBODY is getting out of here with him. Hes not a savior and hes not responsible for people he dont even know or fuck with like tf?? And Phannys like OKAY? Nobody's asking you to be JESUS but can you at least be Moses?? Free us so we can all get justice! Explain why you can't take a handful and come back once u take this damn company down?? What about your promise to pAInter? To ME.

Ofc it ends in a big brawl, think Mark getting his shit rocked by his own dad (Omniman from invincible) and they just have this heartbreaking dialogue and they split ways.

Post fight + breakdown: After this, Phanny is basically losing it. I even have a vision for this if it was actually in game and she was an actual character with weight to the gameplay. Like crying and wailing in the vents and pipes, shit breaking, Phanny not being seen for a majority of the game until shes physically stopping u from going through doors and rushing the player. Not to kill them, she loves the expendables and protects them but if she really has to if it means Sebastian can get out/she gets to see another day then...

Plus i drew what that would look like in my last post where shes just standing in the dark in the corner blocking the door. Even if shes not blocking the door she's obviously going through something and can't be interacted with, she just follows the player with her eyes and breathes heavily. If its not that then shes crying by the the water and interacting with her gets the player a DEVIOUS side eye or no response.

Pre-breakdown + if she were actually in the game: I can't really explain why she would help the expendables WITHOUT knowing removing the crystal will indirectly end their lives, i actually havent evaluated that yet but shes friendly to expendables, takes free trade in exchange for shiny objects, and can be seen hanging out with or talking to Sebastian, or passing by in the water/halls. She's capable of killing the player entirely by accident due to her tentacles hanging from the ceiling which she chills in and dying to her makes her scream or apologize (before Sebastian says something snarky) since shes strictly against killing and never willing.

Announcing ur presence helps her know shes in the way. Typical interactive npc shenanigans. Maybe even saving expendables from certain attacks but these are rare interactions in the game. She's overall friendly and if she were real, she'd prolly be a fandom fave (ofc not on Sebastian's level, LETS BE HUMBLE YALL😭) because shes so polite and her tragedy comes near the end where the player isnt even aware of how she became hostile in just a few hours of the run. Her story would hardly happen in game and itd be one of those things a creator would have to mention outside of their game for fans to know abt yk?

Its typical for creators to just drop the craziest lore ever about a character but they're purposefully vague or literally like oh yeah time constraints so we scrapped it lol.

ALRIGHTY CLASS, ANY QUESTIONS? (typing this on my phone was so crazy guys ik its a lot but trust me its DECENT lore </3

[shwoomgloom]

One Piece arcs but I poorly summarize them🎉

Note: I’ve only watched up to Fishman Island. Arcs are also split up based on the website One Pace dividing of them (that is how I watch the show). This post is a joke & also might delete later.

❗️Spoilers ❗️

The East Blue 🌊

Romance Dawn— A rubber kid sets out to be King of Pirates, and frees a swordsman who was crucified for our sins.

Orange Town— Luffy ruins the circus with his group of friends.

Syrup Village— The boy who cried wolf but the wolf is a pirate pretending to be a butler and the boy is Pinocchio.

Gaimon— Filler, Pokemon island.

Baratie— Gordan Ramsey joins the Straw Hats. Zoro fights Dracula. (Sanji season 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥)

Arlong Park— Luffy and his friends beat up fish and Nami needs therapy (my poor girl).

The Adventures of Buggy’s Crew— The clown from the circus arc is back. He does silly things!

Lougetown— Luffy almost dies, this will become a recurring thing. The hottest marine is introduced.

Reverse Mountain— Luffy beats up a whale.

Welcome to the Grand Line🗺️

Whisky Peak— The locals try to kill the Straw Hats.

The Trials of Koby-Meppo— The two worst marines become the two best marines.

Little Garden— Dinosaurs are real. A bromance is interrupted by the local evil organization.

Drum Island— Nami is dying this time. Tony Tony Chopper joins the Straw Hats.

Arabasta (I’ve been calling this Alabasta)— The Straw Hats stop the local evil organization from destroying a country. Luffy once again almost dies. (Nico-Robin and Ace show up 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥)

Jaya— The sea monkeys and some dude tell the Straw Hats about a sky island.

Skypiea— Luffy fights Eminem.

Long Ring Long Land— 2 hours, 45 minutes, and 22 seconds of the worst character in One Piece plays games with the Straw Hats.

Water 7 and Enies Lobby— The haters (the World Government) hates to see a girl boss winning (Nico-Robin). Luffy blows up a government island. Franky flashes a whole city.

Thriller Bark— A wanna be vampire, two incels, and an alt girl get beat up by the Straw Hats. Nothing happened.

Sabaody Island— Holy shit, the world government sucks. “Today���s topic: Slavery.” Luffy looses all his friends.

Amazon Lily— Women.

Impel Down— Roblox prison breakout. Luffy once again, almost dies and destroys a government building for the second time.

Marineford- Ace fucking dies (What the hell). Luffy destroys a third government building.

Post-War— Ace’s sad backstory. Meet Luffy’s other brother, oh wait never mind they blow him up. Luffy still doesn’t have his friends.

Return to Sabaody— Luffy finally gets to see his friends again. Sabaody still sucks.

Fishman Island— Racism is bad. Don’t do drugs.

⭐️My thoughts on the remaining arcs based off the random clips I’ve seen ⭐️

Punk Hazard— I’ve seen literally nothing about this one.

Dressrosa— I keep reading it as “Desperados” so all can think about is cowboys.

Zou— The Straw Hats go to FurCon.

Whole Cake Island— Sanji gets married or something???

Reverie— Again, I haven’t seen anything about this one.

Wano— YAMATO SHOWS UP IN THIS SEASON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.

Egghead— Everyone gets silly outfits. There’s a bunch of angel children for some reason. The haters who don’t like Robin are back.

[lichoulychou]

"You're safe with me"

Drew thomas x Female! Reader

Movie: The conjuring

Summarization: After your mother *Carolyn's possesion* you had been traumatized and always jumpy thinking bathsheba was still with you so you tell drew about the lately panic attacks and nightmares about the past events that had happened

(WARNING:PANIC ATTACKS, MORBID THOUGHTS, CONFESSIONS, FLUFF, AND KISSES.)

( Not very fluent in english sorry:) )

*One week after possesion*

I dial Drew's number to call him and tell him to pick me up for tomorrow morning. Me and Drew we're college students that had discover each other through mrs. and mr. warren's class. They had help through everything tough going on with our house which Im thankful for. Anyways lets get back to Drew.

I wait for a few minutes until he answered.

"Hello? Who's this?" Drew says quite confused that someone might have mistakenly called him

"Oh Hi drew! I just wanted to talk about how maybe you could pick me up for tomorrow I really have something important to tell you" I say, knowing my heavy feelings for drew it had been hard ever since I started admiring everything about him as he might like my sister.

(TIMESKIP)

I wake up in a scared state as I had another one of my previous nightmares. I stare at the clock to see it was already 5:30 am, I sat up and went to get my clothes ready now, since Me and Drew had class at around 7 in the morning.

I get my flared jeans ready, also with my tight polo,black converse and denim jacket.

(TIMESKIP)

I hear Drew knocking at the door so I grab my stuff and scurry through the door.

"BYE MOM AND DAD LOVE YOU!" I said so they know I was going to leave for school.

"Bye Honey, Stay safe!" My mother yells loud enough for me to hear. I open the door to see Drew standing there and smiling cutely.

"Hi Drew! woke up in the right side of the bed?"

"Yeah" Drew says smiling wider at me. I look at his cheek bones and I've never wanted to pinch someone's cheeks until Drew. I was snapped out of my thought's when I heard Drew say.

"Hey? Are you okay?" He touches my shoulder still opening the door for me.

"Yeah sorry, zoned out for a little bit" I say blushing when Drew touched my shoulder. "Sorry Drew"

"No its fine sweetheart, just get in the car." He says smiling at me. I get in the car and he closes the door for me. My cheeks turn into blood red as I just realised Drew had called me "Sweetheart".

I was looking out of the window so Drew would'nt see how bright red my cheeks had turned. I hear the engines turn on and soon we were on the road going to school.

"Sweetheart.. You called last night told me you wanna tell something? What is it? Everything going fine in the house? Are you fine?" Drew asks concerned as he remember's the past occurence.

"Right.. I just you know after the paranormal stuff, its just that I had been having nightmares and panic attacks about it, you know? I always dream about Mom when she was possesed, her eyes are still glued onto my mind like its a stuck bubble gum on a shoe. The panic attacks occur everytime I see them creeping onto me even if there is nothing anymore." I say ranting to him about the things that had been happening after the past events.

"Well sweetheart, you must have gotten pretty traumatized. Dont worry, the thing isn't gonna do anything to you anymore, I would never let anything get to you. Remember your mother fought this demon off just so she could protect you and your siblings. I know she'll do it again and again for you if she could" He says in a soft tone comforting me, his words had calmed me down from the thoughts of my mother and the demon's that had been around our house before even the events.

"Yeah, thankyou for being here for me Drew. Even if we had just met for a few months before this shit happened. I love you." Just then my eyes widen after I had realised I said those 3 words that I couldn't tell Drew before.

The car stops in the parking lot of he school,a huge screech could be heard. Just then I head Drew say "YOU LOVE ME?" he asks me smiling widely, I nod my head "Yes I love you Drew.." I say in a hushed tone. I felt his arms snake around my shoulder and waist hugging me. His face buried in my neck "Yes Yes Yes" I hear drew muffle in my neck "I love you so much too!" Drew says getting me caught off guard.

"I've always liked you! This past few months ever since we met I've developed such huge feelings for you.. I love you so much" He says confessing to me still muffled in my neck .

I hug him back "I love you so much too! Oh drew.." I hug him tightly like he was gonna disappear in my arms.

Just then I feel his hands cup my hands and he kisses me. Shock coursed through my body, but then I come back and kiss him back. We stayed like that for a while until we ran out of breath's.

We press our foreheads together cupping each other faces.

"I love you so much Drew"

"I love you too darling" He softly presses his lips against mine.

"I love you.." then the bell rung and we ran out of the car holding each other's hand to Mr. & Mrs. Warren's class.

(SORRY THIS WAS SHORT I WAS JUST BORED WHEN I WROTE THIS! T-T)

[imkillerbae]

Enemies to Lovers Part 1 (Valorant Yoru x GN!Reader

Heyooo! You ask, I deliver! Kinda :3

I took the ‘slowly’ from your request literally. I hope you still like it though!

Thanks for being my first request :DDDDD

CW: Yoru being such an asshole towards the reader, degrading language, bullying. Yoru being himself. The content warning can be summarized to: Yoru.

When you entered the protocol, you were nice to everyone. You wanted to make a good impression.

The agents who were social were properly introduced to you, while the others  who weren’t present were just given your files. They adored you.

Not everyone fell for that act though.

“Try not to piss yourself and run with your tail tucked between your legs while you’re here.”

Those were the very first cluster of words you’ve heard this asshole say to you.

First of the many.

Clearly he wasn’t fond of you. Mainly because he thinks the Protocol is overcrowded. Sometimes he’d pray to God Breach would be sent to wherever crevice of Sweden he’s from.

Seeing as that loud mouth is still alive, even Satan didn’t want him around, he thought.

He also didn’t like the idea of constantly having new agents to “get along with”, stretching that definition as thin as you can imagine.

As thin as his patience with the newbies.

He took the “I fight anybody, I fight everybody” too literally.

And alas, the hostility extended to you.

Yoru, was his name. Or at least you’ve heard. You were warned beforehand about him.

He was aggressive, sharp tongued and prickly, as Sage would say.

“Ah. You must be that Yoru guy then.” You stand firm, speaking monotone.

“It’s no surprise you know. I have a bit of a reputation, good or bad, decide when you eat dust during missions.”

He came up to you suddenly while you were taking in boxes for your room. Somehow you’d caught his attention with all the noise you’ve made.

Your first interaction with him was brief as he scoffed on his way back to wherever he was going.

Your blood simmered. You didn’t like his cocky attitude. What does he know? He wasn’t even present when you were in the training facilities, showing your moves for the familiarity of others.

To say that you got off on the wrong foot was an understatement.

Him being mean to you started off to be his petty protest at Brimstone for “constantly dragging in every single radiant he can pick off the streets.”

“We’ve got so many people here already, a few more and we’ll look like a clown car” He complained to Phoenix once.

Anytime you’d be in the same room, Yoru would either pretend you weren’t there (includes not valuing your opinions during discussions) or he’d find any chance he gets to berate you and take it.

“Try not to come back as a corpse” “That gun? Hoping that recoil sends you to space” “Go home new kid. Unless you wanna see me wipe the floor with everyone’s asses” were some of his favorite insults.

You shut up and ignored him most of the time, talking shit back only sometimes.

“Hey, at least I’m not tearing literal dimensional fabrics just so I can hide from my enemies, coward.”

He did not like it when you talked back. He didn’t like you, period.

Even in HQ, he’s butted heads with you. He can’t seem to shut up. It was starting to get boring, so you end up just giving him an unamused look most of the time.

“Yeah yeah eat shit,” you’d reply.

During battle, you both had a spat because Yoru was willing to chase down the enemy Breach while wounded, potentially leaving you and bleeding Raze to fend for yourselves. You stop him, knowing that the Breach had the advantage, but predicted that he would run away to his teammates to regroup. He curses at the you in Japanese, then yells “I had him! I had him and you let him escape!”

“You’d rather run off wounded to fill your ego than stay here and keep Raze safe while I finish the mission so we can go home? Are you nuts?!” You throw the defuse kit to the ground, shattering it.

“My ego?! Baka janai! Gunning them down is my job. You think we’re safe here while he regroups with intel of our location!?”

Thankfully the rest came. You were all safe now. But your bickering did not cease as you board the aircraft.

“The chopper was down before that could even happen. You jump in headfirst to every risk, minus the brain. If I hadn’t stopped you, you would’ve been dead by now.”

Yoru grabs you by the collar and growls. “Listen here, new kid. Fuzakeru na! Stay out of my way if you know what’s good for you.”

“Yeah? And what if I don’t?” You challenged, but Brimstone splits you up before it escalated.

“Enough. Both of you made a mistake. Yoru, you’re too consumed by bloodlust, you don’t think about anything else but hunting enemies down. That makes you a liability rather than an asset. You make impulsive decisions that could endanger others.

“And you. The reason why you were so worried about being in a vulnerable was because you left yourself in a visible position while defusing. It was good that you pulled Raze to a safe place but it’s not an excuse not to be aware of your surroundings.”

“Look old man, I know what I’m doing. It’s them you shou—” Yoru interjects but he is stopped. “Both of you are in suspension. No missions, no deployment, no leaving the HQ, not until further notice.”

Both of your jaws drop, and this time, it was your turn to speak. “But Sir I promise this won—” “I know this won’t happen again, rookie. That is what the suspension is for.”

The whole trip back to HQ, Yoru kept glaring at you unashamedly. And if looks could kill, your head would’ve been cleaved clean off your shoulders and tossed into another dimension.

What angered him most was your nonchalance. You were upset, but it didn’t show in your face. You simply held your wounded arm and looked away from him during the trip. You thought he was being an immature imbecile when he purposely bumped your shoulder harshly, whispering doke with so much poison in his voice as you left the chopper.

The staredown continued in the infirmary where you both sat across each other with a distance, sitting on the beds as you patched yourselves up. One consequence of that event was that Sage couldn’t heal you. You smirked at him. He was more wounded than you. Thankfully Brim was kind enough to let Sage stitch him up at least.

“Oh what I’d do to wipe that smile you’ve got on your face.”

“Charming. Imagine being that salty over someone who’s just happy they’re alive.”

He was doing a poor job patching himself up.

You swear he’d get an infection with those stitches.

You hop of from your seat and slap his hand away from himself. He then automatically grabs your wrists and raises them above your head. “Nani kore? Aho.” He squeezed your wrists threateningly. On the inside though, he was wincing in pain.

You wince but try and pull back. “You’re doing a shit job at cleaning those wounds. And as much as I hate you, I don’t want to see you amputated.”

He gulps. His glaring persisted while you kept your dismissive look. This close you could feel his breath, smell his cologne strong and musky, and metallic blood. The tension was rising until he dropped your wrists, groaning quietly.

Admittedly he really was doing a shit job. And maybe it was the bloodloss acting up, but he let you do as you please with him.

“Try anything suspicious and I’ll put a bullet through your skull.”

“Watch out I might just sneak a cartoon bandaid on you.”

You put a Spongebob one on his nose.

He was not whelmed.

As you dabbed iodine on his chest wound, he kept hissing silently. He hasn’t felt pain in a looong while. He was starting to appreciate Sage’s powers. Starting to.

Tagging: @swiftyangx12 Part 2 here.

[lollythelazyperson]

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR LEGO MONKIE KID SEASON 5

so I’ve finally finished watching all of lmk season 5, and…

…I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT SHIT… 😭😭😭

LIKE- (starting w/ ep. 7 here since ep. 6 doesn’t have much happen in it iirc) we FINALLY get to learn what MK is/how he was created, LBD sorta shows up and the eye demon guy reveals to mk what all those visions meant(yk, mk literally sacrificing himself for the world n all), the show references wukong and macaque’s fight thingymajigy in jttw, then in ep. 8 mk can control the jade emperor’s power(or was that ep. 7? idrk man), the fuckin uh snake demon guy reveals the first two things i said to everybody else, but he also reveals/mk figures out that [snake guy] actually FREED MK FROM THE STONE WAAAAY EARLIER THAN NEEDED(snake guy also has some lore which kinda makes him interesting but that isn’t the point here)…

and in ep. 9, well- there’s no big lore drop except at the end, but so i’ll kinda summarize it instead. macaque first tries to stop mk from doin the whole sacrifice but fails, and eventually the others have to stop/stall snake guy while wukong tries to stop mk instead. he fails and mk encounters nuwa, who reveals the whole… “pillars in peril? pillars saved by mk? oh, well, that means the whole world has to start over cuz there are no more beings strong enough to handle the stones now, so the world’s gotta make new ones.” thing to him(which is the lore drop basically).

finally, in ep. 10, well(i shall also summarize this one)…

everyone thinks mk died(but macaque mutters “wukong”… 👀👀), meanwhile mk goes “NAH, IMMA DO MY OWN THING, ANS YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!!!!!” to nuwa basically, and comes out of the pillar alive. wukong catches mk when the latter starts to fall, so (mostly) everybody goes in for a group hug- but considering the world’s basically ending… they hold hands for the last time- and wukong is LEGIT ABOUT TO GET MACAQUE TO HOLD HIS HAND, WHEN FUCKIN SNAKE GUY INTERRUPTS THE MOMENT SJ2JZIWISIAOLAKAKAJQJSI LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT SMH- …….oh right anyways. they(the others, not snake guy) decide to share the power of the stones with everyone due to mk convincing them of it, but then snake guy drags mk into the pillar- and they have a weird conversation that’s basically snake guy goin “…this has only just begun. good luck, kid. you’ll need it.” to mk and then literally pushing him off and back outta the pillar.

the last few minutes of the episode is basically the aftermath of that. people now have cool magic powers(nobody is gonna use em for bad, definitelyyyyy /hj /lh), flyingbark reference through a flying dog, and some of the monkie kids(everybody but the monkeys themselves basically) are just chillin n talkin. meanwhile, mk n wukong talk bout what’s gonna happen next or sum(can’t exactly remember what specifically, I just remember mk startin the convo like that) but when mk starts to cry wukong hugs him.

then, we get an outro-monologue thingy from tang- and what we see durin it is basically this;

1; macaque is in court with the ten kings(?)- his powers have been affected by snake guy.

2; pigsy n mk are just havin a nice time addin a new photo to the photo album.

3; nezha and his dad are helpin handlin stuff in the celestial realm,

4; finally, the monkie kids/mk’s crew + redson + the two monkeys are havin a lil celebration somewhere… but in the very end, macaque sees how mk’s staff is also affected by snake guy’s powers(?).

so like- YEAH, I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT CLIFFHANGER. ……OR LEGIT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE LATER HALF OF SEASON 5.

but it’s preeeeetty late for me rn and I cannot stay up(gotta wake up early tmr) today, so if I have anything else I wanna say I’ll probs just will do that in another post.

so gn! drink water, eat food, and have a great day/night! :D

cya’ll in the next post!

[catkip]

guys..... I think it's time i start Michel posting... just a little. I want him to see the like, light of day now that i've finished part of his ref. he's literally my little guy he's been rotting my brain.

long story short about this guy, anyone remember Michel Verden, the "wolfman" character that went around the idv fandom a few years ago, rumored to be a scrapped character turned into norton but never really confirmed? this is him, but my take. at this point I have completely recrafted him, the only thing that remain in tact are his name and werewolf concept ^_^

i'm still working on his wolf form it's sketched out but i've been lazy and my ipad has been so buggy so it sits unlined, unloved, but trust me it's there!! just not ready for public yet!

he's a hunter. I decided against the whole identity switch concept because ultimately i think it would be way cooler if he had the two different forms as hunter, like say wu chang. my main concept is that in wolf form, he has WAY better chase and attcking game, but he can't chair survivors so he has to meticulously choose between which form to be in at any given time. he'd has some sort of bleeding out mechanic like percy, but not as fast as percy bc he still has the option to chair, but if you truly wanted, you could play completely chairless and it would be a valid strategy!

I wanna talk a little about him but uh im kinda shy idk >_< i'll just kinda summarize it no heavy detail!! basically he's from a rich family, his dad was an asshole who put the "family's good name" above all else while also being a shit person who fucks other's over for money. his family's estate was attacked, Michel was the one who took the fall. werewolf now. like i said really condescend and undetailed bc im sooo nervous about sharing and his overall detailef story has quite a many trigger warnings

uh hopefully expect more doodles of him if my ipad doesn't give out its literally so old and i can only draw like 20 minutes a day before it stops responding to touch (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

[the-anime-man]

What if Sig got to the Tome of Sealing first? AKA Tomo AU

hi again tumblr, please dont expect a whole lot from this blog, once again, but, i wanted to post like a little basic thing about this au i've had since 2021 now that i'm back into puyo again,

this is an au that Heavily relies on bits of fanon and headcanon to make it work cuz canon is puyo puyo is very fucking wishy washy but essentially, what if sig had checked out the tome of sealing from the library before klug was able to? (sorry if this is a bit scatterbrained, im not good at organizing my thoughts much,,)

(also please dont mind some of the art, im like an ok artist at best and some of this shit is from 2 years ago as well)

so like, as the absolute fucking nerd i am, i made like an initial google doc on this thing outlining most of the shit im about to summarize here (that i might link if someone asks at some point i guess idk) as well as a fanfic, didnt finish that though, i got like through barely a chapter before i stopped and then i got into sam and max but that's unrelated to now

ANYWAYS, the au is as it sounds, sig goes to precise museum and, guided by the voice of the crimson soul, finds the tome of sealing and checks it out (much to akuma's chargin,,) and then he checks out the book again,,, and again,,,, and a gain,,,, (you see where this is going)

but uh, why is it called tomo au? see im being a little shitter here and i thought maybe the crimson soul's memory would be a little shot after spending ages in a book so they might not remember their name and sig is like "you're my friend now so i'm gonna call you friend/tomodachi" but then he's like "that's too long i'm gonna call you tomo instead" so they just go along with it, for future reference, anytime i mention the crimson soul i'm gonna be calling it Tomo

wow that's really fucking big sorry,

sig has an immense attachment to tomo from the get go btw, he's like, i wanna say like 8 or so when he first gets to the book, so besides the obvious literal halvsies soul connection there's that childhood connection as well,

side note: they can speak to each other cuz of that soul connection btw, it's my personal headcanon that after slug (canon strange klug/the crimson soul) can speak to anybody who they've possessed before as well as their other half, so in canon klug and sig can hear the book talk but in this au only sig can hear them

also, the reason why tomo doesn't attempt to take over sig right from the outset is A) they dunno where the unsealing objects are and B) sig is a child and uh, another part that i'm still trying to work the kinks through of is whether tomo decides to hold off on doing the fusion dance of their own volition or if because the cyan soul (which can speak to tomo, but only when sig is asleep cuz when sig is awake the cyan soul IS sig, nother headcanon sorry) decides it's too soon, they probably have memories of previous incarnations stored in there and know that eventually sig will start showing more demonic traits but not when he's baby

wow this is getting to be a lot but we're not even done cuz now i gotta talk about what this means about shit like fever 2 and such (y'know canon things and all)

boy tumblr just hates making images smaller nowadays huh,

so when sig starts showing signs of his heritage (i.e., a bit before fever 2 happens) tomo and sig start to hatch a plan to get tomo a body back! of course, tomo is omitting some things about how they're actually going to go into sig's body cuz at this point they've been together for a few years now and sig trusts tomo as like, a best friend i guess? something like that,

so sig is under the impression tomo is gonna be released and get their old body back and tomo is under the impression that as soon as the seal releases they'll enter sig's body, join back up with the cyan soul, and return to their original form,

so sig transfers over to amitie and klug's class, (tomo) overhears that lemres is coming into town with the items they need, and they steal the shit and head to the ruins to perform the unsealing

SPOILERS! shit goes wrong

ignore how shitty the ms paint art from a couple of years ago is, might change the hair to be more red in future art

for reasons (that i also need to workshop because to be honest originally it was a "whoever unseals it gets their soul swapped with whoever is trapped in the book" but like??? idk if that's how it should work when it comes to these two specifically), sig and tomo swap places instead of a fusion happening,

sucks balls for both of them cuz this is like the Last thing either of them wanted out of this tbh, sig obviously because well, trust got broken and ended up trapped til the artifacts are stolen (klug either swaps roles with amitie or sig, haven't figured that one out yet either) and tomo most certainly doesn't want sig trapped, as they wouldn't want anyone to experience the loneliness of being sealed away like they were (except klug, fuck klug specifically) (also the chronicles drama cd mentions that part of tomo's character in it so it works for my purposes)

this image wasn't necessarily specific to tomo au but i thought it would fit anyways, sorry it's a bit blurry my phone wouldnt focus on the damn thing properly

and after fever 2,,, i kind of dont have as clear of a story? or a plan? there's some tension between sig and tomo for at least a little while but sig eventually forgives them, as well i don't know how i would tackle something like sig's secret if at all?? but yeah that's the main shit to this au, sorry it's all so very long! this has been on my mind for a few weeks now and it was on my mind for months back in 2021, so i just have a lot i'm throwing out here into the wind, if you got this far: thanks so much for reading!

here's some bonus shit for getting to the end of the main shit:

tomo calls sig "little blue" sometimes, since he's yknow, younger than them and blue but calls the cyan soul their "other half"

if you couldn't tell from the first image, since sig has his bookbag, he carries tomo around in that, but if he's stopped somewhere he'll leave the book open next to him so tomo can see around (hard to see with the covers in the way)

sig was already probably ostricized for yknow, his autistic tendencies, the book did not help with that, but it gave him a trusted confidant :)

sig actually starts developing his demonic traits earlier than in canon due to his proximity to tomo, but not by much

klug has stolen the book before, both demon halves were not pleased with this and klug has not attempted to steal the book again

sig can supplement his own magic power with tomo's for an incredibly large boost, and tomo doesn't mind doing so, this gives sig almost the exact same amount of power as the full demon used to have and also changes his right eye to red

OH, both relevant to this au and my own interpretation: the full demon's name was wisteria, but neither sig nor tomo remember it until either are reminded of that

ok that's it go home now bye bye

[fandomsoda]

Do you have a shorted version of your DNI and blog rules because I'm fucking stupid and can't read all that. So sorry if there was a shortened version and I didn't see it :(

Pardon, but I don’t shorten my DNI, what’s on there is on there. But I can try to summarize it/put it in an easier to read format.

Do Not Interact if you are any of the following:

-If your primary blog/the blog you interact from is nsfw/kink related -A racist of any kind -Anti-Palestine -Bigoted against certain religions -Queerphobic in some way/exclude any part of the LGBTQIA+ acronym -Against neopronouns and/or xenogenders -Against “contradictory labels” (mspec-mono identities, lesboys, etc) -MAP/zoo/supporter of acting on any harmful paras -Against non-harmful paras (objectum, etc) -Pro/com/dark ship or a supporter of those things -If you police/bash non-abusive ships or try to label people as pro/com/dark shippers when they aren’t -Pro-harassment, that shit is unproductive and doesn’t help. -Ableist -Against educated self-diagnosis -Stigmatize Cluster-B disorders (NPD, BPD, ASPD, etc) or any disorder for that matter -Against otherkin/fictionkin/therains/any other alterhuman identity -If you’re against and/or sexualize age/pet/animal regressor/dreamers -Fakeclaimer of any kind -If you’re against all endogenic systems (This rhetoric is what stopped us from discovering ourselves for a long time. Get out.) -If you deny or invalidate anyone’s good-faith identity in any other way

Basically: be appropriate, don’t be a bigot, don’t support abuse, don’t be a dick, that’s it. I hope this was more succinct. If you have any questions or need any definitions, feel free to ask.

As for my blog rules/pinned I’ll try to sum up the more important things here:

Ask permission to use my art.

Do not put my characters in tournaments/polls, especially without my consent. (And no, I don’t participate in nor host art competitions, they make me uncomfortable.)

No inappropriate comments towards myself or others on my blog will be tolerated, there’s a difference between joking and being creepy.

If I upset you/I fucked up, please let me know since I can guarantee it’s not on purpose. I can’t promise a response if you just send something in on anon, but if you send me a DM or something I’ll do my best to talk if you’re willing to converse. I make a lot of mistakes and I wanna know about it so I don’t make them as much, I am bad at self-awareness and have a lot of issues.

That being said, please be patient and understanding with me. I’m trying and I am not in the best situation yet, but I’m growing. Aggression only causes a shutdown so please try to be careful, I have a lot of BPD symptoms (not certain if I actually have it yet but I’m looking into it) and struggle with confrontation and abandonment.

While this is an art blog it is also a personal one, and I do vent. It is usually tagged and under a “read more” though.

I consume media critically and I assume that most others do the same.

Be nice about my favorite ships please, they’re also mostly queerplatonic because I’m arospec.

If I ship something then that means I have reason to believe that it is not pro/com/ship, at least not immediately or inherently. It’s dumb I even have to say this, but apparently I do.

That’s basically it. I know this was still kinda long, but I hope it was abridged enough for it to be easier for you to understand, like I said follow up with any additional questions you have if you need to.

last updated (mm/dd/yy): 11/9/24

[toastywatchesstevenuniverse]

S1 E40

On the Run

This episode broke me.

I am...

I....

I am a broken creature & my heart has been thoroughly stomped into the ground.

This is....this is the best episode so far....but it's achieved the status of best by absolutely tearing me apart in every way & leaving my emotions as a pile of tear soaked dust.

Okay before we get to that: I have one thing to say....

GARNET HAS MASSIVE AND PLENTIFUL BALLS. Look this post ended up being a lot more personal & emotional than this blog usually has been so I'm giving you a balls joke to balance it out. I have a feeling that there will be more emotional venting if this episode is an indicator of what the rest of the show is like: we're gonna need all the dick & ball jokes we can muster up.

First off: easily the best musical number in the show so far. Yes even better than Pearl's solo number. And I do not say that lightly. That is a tough level to beat. And they did it. Steven & Amethyst take the gold medal for best song so far. 👌

ALSO OH MY GOD THESEE SHOTS THESE COLOURS THIS DJFJFNDIFJW ITS SO FUCKING GOOD????????

WHY DID SO MANY PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE TELL ME THIS SHOW HAS BAD ANIMATION WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME SHOW?????? SURE THERES BEEN SOME WONKY DRAWINGS BUT MOST OF IT HAS BEEN VISUAL GOD TIER SHIT LIKE THIS. This episode was actually quite a step up in the animation compared to the previous ones. It's like the animators stepped on the gas here. I love it.

(Hey there uh so Trigger warning for this post just in case bc I do mention the topics of self harm/self hate/passive suic*de & that kinda stuff. So if that's not your thing, I'm really sorry & I understand if you wanna just stop reading here. If this isn't a topic you like to see mentioned at all, I'll just summarize my opinion here real quick & you can click away, I'm happy you're here at all btw thanks for reading this far!! & I want you to know you're valid for feeling this way btw: Don't let anyone tell you different. Anyways tldr I love this episode & how it tackles Amethysts character & it's the best episode so far & it made me cry really really bad & I am more of an emotional mess now than I usually am.)

So getting a bit personal here: I have said many times throughout my life that 'I never asked to be born'. I still think it now.

(Side Note but oh my god the animation in this fight was fucking incredible. Holy shit. And these shots go so fucking hard they COOKED this shit to perfection.)

Ive been depressed & passively suicidal for most of my life. I honestly cannot really recall a time where I didn't feel this way. I'm just kinda used to it by now I guess.

(This shot. This frame right here. This was when I had to pause the episode to calm down from how bad I was crying.)

So to hear Amethyst say the exact same thing that I have said so many times before: That broke me. That just fucking broke me. And like it's not the first time I cried at this show so far: BUT this IS the first time the show genuinely struck an such an extremely difficult & personal chord with me, not just like being sometihng I relate to, but the chord it struck was deep & painful enough that I had to actually pause the episode because of how much I needed to process it. Like I could not pay attention with how bad it made me break. So yeah it's now score 1 for the amount of times this show has fucking utterly destroyed me. Not every show is able to get me to react like THAT. The only other show in recent memory that got that reaction out of me that I can remember at the time of typing this is well, The Owl House. To be fair I haven't watched too too many new shows but yeah. This got me crying badly enough that I had to take a moment to calm down. Wasn't expecting to have that nerve struck like that.

That just hit on a personal chord for me & just....fuck man. I know that feeling. And they nailed how it feels. Amethysts reaction was exactly how it feels for me, just outwardly anger & tears. It hurts. Obviously anger & crying is simplifying it a lot, it's a lot more than just baseline that but you get what I mean. You could tell that she was feeling that exact way. & holy shit the fact that she's been the "comedic relief" of the gems so far & yet she's had easily the most fucked up & sad backstory of the show so far. Yeah if catching me off guard & completely blindsiding me with this was the goal: Goal fucking achieved because that was like a whack to my fucking face with a frying pan.

So....like, is this gonna be a reoccuring thing? I just.....get the feeling that this is a sign that the show absolutely fucking me up emotionally may become a more frequent thing going forward. So like, if that is the case......fuck. I'm so fucked. I am going to be a fucking wreck by the end of this show. This is gonna fucking leave me a sobbing mess, isn't it? What the fuck have I gotten myself into-

I am afraid. Also I am going to need to buy more tissues.

And the scene where Pearl & Amethyst speak in the hole is some of the best writing in any CN show. Ever.

(Also to break up the depressing talk, OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT PEARL IS SO FUCKING TALL THAT SHE HAS TO BEND DOWN AND SIT STANDING UP ON HER TIPPY TOES. THAT'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE I LOVE HER I AM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT.)

This episode was absolutely perfect.

[beebooks]

haven't had much to say about rubyfruit jungle so far, not because i haven't had any thoughts, but because i don't know how to put them down in any way that would make sense

i understand why it gained notoriety and why so many lesbians have loved it. the main character is completely unashamed, the book is unashamed about it's unashamed main character. life isn't great but she takes no shit, she accepts her losses and moves on. she's angry but that doesn't stop her. she fucks girls and boys and she hides it only because she knows she has to, and when it comes out she owns it completely. she is herself and refuses all labels and boxes anyone tries to shove her in

it took me a bit to get into still, which, to be fair, is true for most books i read. rarely do i truly like a book from the very beginning. but with this book it's a lot to do with the fact that those kinds of, i guess, "raw" honest depictions of life, as much as they may be true to many people's experiences, i just don't really like. sue me, i don't care for kids running around demanding a cent to see some kid's dick. kids will be kids, but i was never that kinda kid and i'd rather spend my time reading about other things

it picked up as she entered high school and made friends and then lost them and went to college. her drive has more punch behind it, probably because she's more grown up. the friends and lovers she makes are more interesting (sorry to leroy, you are a victim of society, but you were not the most compelling character), her ability to pick herself up after setbacks and preserve her pride more engaging

no doubt though, it is a very flawed book. i've seen some criticism of the main character being constantly portrayed as so much smarter, so much cleverer, so much more quick witted than the slow, dumb people around her. she can outplay and show up anyone. other than her dad, who encourages her to pursue the life she wants, she never learns anything from another person. she's always right, always smart, always ruthless and ambitious

there's also how characters talk about lesbians. lesbians are all ugly and wanna look like men, but our dear molly isn't like that. while she never accepts any label like dyke or queer or lesbian for her own, she doesn't shy away from the fact that she will be called does things. still, i don't like the book having this constant through line of how people view lesbians(read butches) but then just brushes it aside with, well, molly isn't like that. while i'm only around halfway through so i can't judge it fully by now, i don't expect that view of butches to be challenged. based on the criticism i rather expect it to be reinforced

still don't think i'm summarizing my thoughts properly here, but tldr: book not my thing to begin with but getting better

[viovio]

10, 16, 18, 22 dinoverse?

10. worst part of fanon

You cannot belieeeeeve how much misogyny there is about Vanora that they'd make shit up about her.

You'd think reading her thoughts and input as the player character would make people's insight about her line up with canon but the whole thing is that she grows more and more out of player control and into her own choices as the chapters progress. Do not go into the vtsom fic tag worst mistake of my life but also someone had to be at the devil's sacrament.

Like yea she did. in fact. kill Vincent (deserved but also wooooooo my god... it was bound to happen to either of them and at the rate she's going she's gonna keep climbing bodies to get kicked down by Myers.) and manipulate Draco at the end to do the same but calling her abusive WHILE referring to their relationship before is insane I mean neurodivergent. His fixation and disillusionment of her isn't healthy💔

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Chaser Victor and happy family dads vinvic + son Draco for many reasons.

Mira's said this before but because I like Victor to an unhealthy degree (just like him fr) I'm kinda bummed he doesn't have any character outside of Vincent.

Which sort of makes sense within the context of his character and their til-the-end partnership but he's been having problems ingrained into him before RMU for sure. I'd like to see that it's insane I mean neurodivergent how they know each other better than anyone and are still stuck in the past. They're back at square 1 with never moving forward. (What's he gonna do when revenge goes through? Look at himself? no.)

Anyways I'm getting off-topic it creates conflict for sure which I love. If integrated into canon which is the direction it seems to be getting I'm sure dino will write in more for him but the way people write a chaser Victor just feels very ooc. You mean to tell me he would not tell Vincent?

That parts already gotten long so I'll summarize this stupid family shit + my kind little fucked up homonculi weapon who's also my brother and I make into my butler. I don't think they would make good parents so its so sucks when they turn Draco into a baby in fanart stop this madness

18. there should be more of this type of fic/art

ZALMONAAAAAAA ZALMONAS JOURNEY IN PROVING HER INNOCENCE. PLEASE PLEASE YOU'RE NOTHING SHE TALKS ABOUT A COUPLE OF AMUSING INCIDENTS IMAGINE G4S MOST WANTED CRIMINAL TELEPORTS INTO YOUR BATHHOUSE WITH YOUR COCK OUT PLEASEEEEE.

Honestly like who give a shit about the other districts that's something Dino should be writing about can we PLEASE get speculation on how the watch works. Is there a catch? does she get dizzy? What was her detective work like. I wanna replay chapter 3 because she's only had surface level info about Myers from the news so she had to do a lot of digging pleaseeeeee a parallel of her investigation and Vanora at Myers trying to cover stuff up would be so sweet.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

Being in the tranches it's same as above where is.where the fuck is Zalmona where is her meanness her brashness. Where is that that never contradicts her kindness, if you reduce her to the strong dumbass trope I'll kill you. I miss my wife Nini.

I wanna say in that same vein would be Vanora but I'm pleasantly surprised by the amount of art she gets, maybe it's bcoz of my mutuals but it's nice. Zalmona gets that too but it's not to the same degree tbh. I dontlike most dinoverse fans honestly

[rogertaylorshbb]

"valentino" roger Taylor fanfic {just one part!} 🥁🎶

this fanfic will be longer then my other ones and also normally I do a part 1 and write a part 2 but this will just be one part! 🥰✌ {not edited!!!!}

*smutty 😏 {wait till the end}

----------------------------------------------!

you were walking down the side path wearing your red leather jacket, a cute tank top and jeans in the hot weather of London. you were walking quick the store, the reason was because valentino brought out a new white purse you were dying to see.

as you were happily smiling and skipping every 5th step just waiting to get your eyes on the bag, something had hit you, the whole time you were walking to the store you had been walking on the other side of the road, "silly goose" you thought to-yourself "but no big deal all I need to do is find the crossing.....ah-ha, there it is".

the cars flew by in the busy city of London, the breeze hitting your face dramatically "Jesus slow down" you whispered. you began to walk across the crossing when it was your turn to finally race towards where you wanted to be. as you were walking you were stopped dead in your tracks. a car came flying at you! you screamed with terror and jumped out the way.

you were shaking you were so frighten, a car just came flying at you, you could have got hit. you stood in shock standing there on the crossing. you looked over to the car and a blond man sped out over to you.

"oh- oh shit" he loudly screamed to himself. "miss- uh- oh my god- I'm so sorry, I just, I wasn't watching the road- are you ok?" he said more scared then you as he was was panting. he watched you worryingly as you held your beating chest, you both then walked off the crossing onto the side path. you didn't say anything at first but then you began to mumble 'you could of hit me"

he didn't quite catch what you said because of your mumbles and his racing mind, you looked up at him furiously just now processing the situation. 'YOU. COULD. HAVE. HIT ME. I COULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW" you shouted.

"oh, my god, I could be- I could have been hit" you whispered to yourself. he stood there his head in his hands, "fuck, I'm such an idiot, I'm so so sorry, is there anything I can do to make it up to you"

"hm, what's your name?" you said frustrated. he looked at you with terror "wait- please don't tell the police- ill- ill do anything". you looked at him to see if he was being serious, "you just nearly ran me over and your worrying about the police"

"oh- no no no- I'm so sorry I wanna make it up to you, just I really need my license-" he pleaded but you cut him off, you began to think that you really should be more grateful that you weren't dead on the side of the road "I- its- you know what- you can do something for me"

you smirked to yourself with your head down but made a sad face when looking up at him. "anything" he said. "well, just before you almost ended my life, I was going to buy the new valentino bag, maybe you should buy it for me, a gift?"

his face expression changed from a worrying one to a confused one "that's- that's all- you want me to buy you a bag?" he raised his eyebrow.

"yes" you mumbled feeling a bit silly, but he was offering. "well of course, ill- ill buy the bag and anything else you want" he quickly said swallowing hard. you said relaxed and nonchalantly "what's your name?" "its roger, roger Taylor" he held out his hand, you walked passed his hand refusing the handshake, you turned back to him "so are we driving or is your car to scared?"

🚗---in rogers car------🚗

he opened your door and you stepped in, he quickly ran to the other side and got into the drivers seat. he looked at you guiltily "so- what's your name" he muttered. you looked over at him awkwardly "its y/n y/l/n" you said clearing your throat.

he started the car and you guys took off. the whole car ride over to get the purse could be summarized like this:

roger saying sorry 20 times

you rubbing your knees anxiously

just realizing you got in a strangers car

him trying to drive slow so you weren't scared

and his stupid radio that would turn on randomly

📤-----getting out of rogers car--------📤 👜---------going into valentino---------👜

you finally arrived at the valentino store at what had felt like forever. you both opened your doors and shut them close. you rubbed your hands together and looked up at the sign 'valentino' it said.

'fuck yeahhhh' you thought to yourself

you turned to your side to see roger looking up at the sign, he took of his sunglasses "c'mon, show me the bag" he said walking to the front doors. you stepped in, the floral fragrance being the first thing to swipe you off your feet. everything around you looked so expensive: like the queen should own it.

you looked around for the white bag "there" you pointed out to roger, you both walked over to it staring at its beauty "mm, I can tell why you want it" roger said. "uh-huh" you said eyes still glued to the bag. "anyway" roger said pulling his eyes away "lets find an employee to tell us the price".

roger walked up to an employee "hello there, um I would like the know the price of an item you have". "the employee nodded and followed roger to the bag. "oh how nice" the employee stretched her words looking at the bag "this item is $7 , 800, 00".

roger looked at her in utter disbelief and so did you, you had no idea it would be that much, you started to think you shouldn't get it, or spend this poor, attracti- you mean worried man out of his money.

"um, yeah- you know, that's WAY to expensive- why- why don't you just buy me lunch-" you started to say "no" he sighed. "I'm buying it for you, don't you say no" he chuckled a bit on the last words. you looked at him in disbelief "but- I don't even want the bag anymore actually" you said in a unconvincing lie tone "you- you know now that I look at it- its-" you started to whisper "really shit"

"look, I know your lying, this will make us both feel better, let me do this please" he looked at you with pleading eyes. "well, you know I'm really apperceive- truly- I'm grateful" you said seriously.

"I know, don't worry" he whispered. the employee picked up the bag and headed to the counter, he tapped his card reluctantly and felt the money get sucked from his bank account".

you grabbed the bag guiltily but when you looked at roger he didn't seem to phased just a bit regretful. as you held the bag you questioned him "how- wait-" you chuckled a bit "how the fuck do you have that much money on your card. he opened the doors and placed his sunglasses on turning to you.

he put his hands in his pockets "I- I'm kind of rich....?". you looked at him confusingly, "what?"

"I'm- I mean, I- I'm THE roger Taylor, I'm the drummer of queen-"

"WHAT???" you yelled "like that band that had bohemian rhapsody, how did I not notice you" he had his head down "I'm in love with my car was better but ok" he whispered, "huh" you said "nothing" he responded lifting his head with a smile.

you were absolutely star-struck, I mean you weren't a big fan of queen, you barley knew what they looked like- but you knew the name queen anywhere.

after you got over your star-stuck moment you got in the car and felt a sudden feeling of relief, he was super famous and rich so spending that much money is nothing for him.

"so, where do you live?" he said starting the car. "oh if you drive 5 minutes up that way, and that black apartment building is where I live" he thought for a moment "oh yes the one- yeah uh huh".

as you were driving you wanted to ask him questions, was there gonna be a new album? what is it like? like, just everything, but you didn't, you didn't want to annoy him with questions he gets asked every day.

he stopped at your apartment, he smiled at you and took a deep breath. "well, this is it" you muttered softly smiling back. you didn't for some reason want to get out, you wanted to stay there with him.

you felt you were acting creeping and started to open the car door till you were interrupted. "um- hey- y/n, would- well- do you think I could get your number? possibly maybe". now THAT is what you were waiting for. "it is possible, you can get my number" you smiled at bit to widely and cherish. you passed him your number and stepped out, you watched him drive away.

🏦-------in your apartment----- 🏦

you waltzed into your apartment, heart blushing with butterflies. you couldn't get over the way he smiled at you and his eyes lit up. you sluggishly took off you jacket and boots, and hoped into your bedroom.

taking of your clothes you found something much more comfy: a pair of white soft pjs that had cute flower patterns on them. you changed and made a nice warm cup of tea sitting down with your favorite book. when you finished reading you slowly and tiredly walked over to you counter with the number on top. 'roger....." you said softly.

you grabbed the number staring at it and made your way over to your telephone. it was only 8:00 pm so he had to be up, unless he was an early sleeper. you started to dial the number putting it to your ear.

it rang....it rang.....it rang.....it rang some more....them....yep, it rang a bit more....them....a voice! "hello" you heard a rough relaxed voice at the end of the line. "hi, its y/n, I was just wondering about calling you" you said trying to sound as polite as possible.

"oh, hi y/n, thanks for calling me, I thought you weren't for a second.

"oh I wouldn't do that, and- um- roger, I was also wonderings 'possibly maybe" you mimicked him "that we could hang out...?"

you heard a hot- you mean nice laugh on the other end of the phone "its possible yes, can you hang out tomorrow?"

"yes, totally, I'm not doing anything, where and what time where you thinking"

"what about that nice little Spanish restaurant, remember the one we passed before about....2 pm?" roger responded

"yeah- yes- that sounds absolutely wonderful!" you spoke happily on the phone.

"well, I need my rest now y/n, ill meet you there tomorrow, goodnight"

"goodnight roger" you said back hanging up the phone.

you were to excited to even think about it, and got under the covers and drifted into a deep sleep.

🛌🌝---the next morning-----🌝🛌🌤☀

you opened your eyes tired eyes, staring at your ceiling fan. "fuck" you groaned, you were so exhausted. you glanced over to the clock it was 11:am and you could sleep in for one more hour, but you didn't and decided to get your sloppy ass out of bed for a shower.

you washed yourself thoroughly, but it was difficult since you were so tired and couldn't keep your arms up long enough to massage the shampoo in though. after you got out of the shower you had to pick a new outfit. "hmm lets see' you said opening your closest doors. you wanted to wear something fancy even if roger didn't. you picked out a beautiful white dress.

you then shuffled into the bathroom, grabbing your hair supplies for your hair you dried your hair, brushed it, and thank god it wasn't frizzy at all, then you curled the bottoms making cute curls.

🚶‍♀️✌------walking to the Spanish restaurant-----✌🚶‍♀️

you walked out of the bathroom walking over to your table to get your keys. once you found them you grabbed the white, expensive valentino bag roger brought you yesterday putting your valuables in it.

you placed the door on your handle and took a deep breath, you were so excited to see roger it was killing you inside. you practically ran down your apartment stairs going outside feeling the warm whether brush you shoulders.

you began to walk over to the restaurant thinking about any Spanish food you know to order. as you where thinking someone honked there horn sat you. it scared the living shit out of you and you jumped around. it was roger sitting his car. he pulled up next to you.

"roger, why would you do that?? it scared the life out of me!" you laughed.

"well, beautiful lady I've never met before, would you like a ride to a Spanish restaurant" he joked.

"oh shut up roger" you rolled your eyes and open the car door sitting in his comfortable leather seats.

🚗🎶-----in rogers car--------🎶🚗

🏬🥘🥂---------the Spanish restaurant-------🥂🥘🏬

"you look perfect" roger said smirking at you.

"I can definitely say the same for you" you said turning to him from the car window.

"your gonna love the place, best food ever" he said making conversation. you chatted a bit more about the date and then you arrived.

you walked in with roger instantly smelling delicious food in the air. you then got approached by a waiter, the waiter had come up behind you guys so you jumped, holding a tight grip on roger arm. you held onto roger arm with your hands frightened by the waiter who had seemed like he had teleported behind you.

roger looked over at you, with a somewhat surprised look on his face. you then realized what you were doing, you immediately let go "oh- sorry got scared" you mumbled letting out a forced chuckle. he smiled to himself.

the waiter started to direct you to your table. it was a cute table with polished vintage chairs and a red table cloth.

"this place is so fancy" you whispered leaning over to him. he nodded his head taking a sip of water "yeah, its pretty much the fanciest place around".

"well I'm flattered you brought me here, really" you blushed.

"well, you deserve it" he said.

"mhm, that, roger, you are right about" he chuckled, you both then clinked your champagne glasses and began to chat

⏰----30 minutes in------⏰

"oh my god" you laughed holding your chest. "what" roger said confused with half his plate of food in hi mouth.

"okay don't look behind you-" you said, and roger flung his head around.

'ROGER" you loudly whispered hitting his arm softly. you both began to laugh.

"hey, do you think-"

"don't even" you said seriously but couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

you guys talked like you knew each other since you were kids, if you were a stranger looking at you and roger talking you wouldn't guess that it was their first date.

🦋----2 hour ins------🦋

you and roger were finishing up and planning to go on a nice walk around the park and talk some more, maybe stop acting like 11 year old's who heard someone say sex.

"she's gonna get a good fucking" he said nodding his head over to some girl throwing herself at a guy who seemed super interested. you looked over at the girl, "yeah, i cant tell" you responded and you both walked out.

🌳---outside the restaurant----🌳

"hey, roger" you said in a quiet voice. you leaned up a tiny bit to whisper in his ear "am I gonna get a good fucking tonight to?". he smirked to you staring you in the eyes. he then whispered in your ear "you've been a pretty good girl, what do you think?".

you smirked flirtatiously at him, moving a strand of hair behind your ear. he put his hands around your waist "hey, would you- like- possibly maybe to skip the walk?"

you hummed "what do you think".

🚗----in rogers car-----🚗

who excitedly jumped in the car along with roger, it seemed that now you were horny and thinking about roger fucking you that everything he seemed to do was hot. like the way he handled the gear and his hands on the steering wheel. but what set you off is when he placed his cold hand on your thigh. it fit so perfectly there, like his hand was made to be on your thigh.

🏦--- at rogers house-----🏦

you pulled up infront of rogers house. it was super amazing, It would definitely be something you would buy if you had enough money. he quickly got out the car before you to come open your door, as he opened your door and you stepped out, he swiftly grabbed you by the waist to lead you to the door.

"nice house" you briefly said walking up his steps. he closed to door, and had a smug smile "so" he said backing you up against the wall "you want to be fucked?" he looked at you with his soft dominating eyes.

"want?" you questioned "no" you shook your head "I need you to, so badly" you started to tug at his white collar shirt. he breathed heavily and started to kiss you. you grabbed behind his neck softly massaging his skin, bringing your hand smoothly to his jaw. he placed his hand on the side of your breast inching towards your nipples.

he lightly placed his fingers lightly above your nipples, flicking his fingers up and down, and rubbing in circles, you had to pull away from the kiss to breath from the pleasure of his finger tips brushing over your hard, sensitive nipples'.

he placed his gaze upon you, looking at you as if you were some goddess statues that he found so intriguing. "come here y/n" he whispered grabbing your wrist softly and making you follow him up the stairs.

his bed was there, he lightly and playfully pushed you onto it. you started to take off your dress "fuck your so- just beautiful" his placed his hands on your pelvis kissing your hip bones passionately. you grabbed his smooth and soft blond hair, easily swaying and moving it through your fingers.

"I want you in me so bad roger" you moaned out getting wet by him kissing you all around your hips. "he smiled up at you, his blue eyes staring at you, "trust me y/n, ill be in you, deep and hard"

you moaned out swaying your hips as your grew wet. he moved his hand to your clit, feeling the wetness soak your underwear. "fuck- your dripping" he whispered. he slid of your underwear, placing his hands between your thighs to spread your legs more. he placed your leg's out, staring at your throbbing clit.

he moved his tongue to the entrance of you and dragged your wetness to your swollen clit. you leaned your head back. you glanced down at his eyes closed, professionally and passionately sucking your clit as light as possible. you grabbed hair trying to grind against his face, "y/n, don't be so needy" he softly said.

he began to take his clothes of his body and throw them recklessly on the ground. he grabbed a condom out of his drawer putting it on. "wait, lay on your back roger" you said, but in an asking tone.

he smiled and he followed your instructions. he laid on the bed his back laying flat on the bedsheets, you sat on your knee's beside him.

you then through one of your legs over him so you were sitting on top of him. you rubbed your hands up his thighs watching his face grow soft. you then sat up higher beginning to align yourself with his erection. you began to sit down on his cock, you placed your hands on his stomach for support, 'fuck roger" you whimpered.

"mm whimper for me y/n" he groaned with his head back.

you began to go in out of him harshly and roughly, his roughly tensing his hand prints into your thighs, squeezing them from the intense pleasure.

you then began to get close to your orgasm, tightening around his cock "fuck y/n, your so good to me, cum for me" you then came on top of him, your leg shaking with intensity. he then fucked you roughly reaching his own release. you were about to movie off him when he said "no, I wanna feel you on me for a but more"

"anything you want roger" you whispered in his ear.

@sarcastic-sourwolf

[bihansthot]

I had rough times and deleted everything on my phone to feel a bit better. Just downloaded tumblr few mins ago and instantly I got the notification of your post. Damn I missed out what happened lately… first of all I know your bday is passed but still HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Second: CONGRATULATIONS!! That’s a big thing actually but people have different opinions and reactions to stuff so I don’t wanna be all negative about what just happened and your HUSBAND? When did that happened, I feel like I’m in the movie interstellar. Love you and I hope you feel better soon! 🤍🤍

You know I’ve been awful at responding lately when I missed two bday wishes and my bday was over two weeks ago. I’m so sorry it took me so long to get back to you as you probably know my life has just been medical chaos lately.

We sat down and had a good talk about it and it turns out I had totally misconstrued what they meant and I got upset for no reason. My partner (I’m trying to be better about using this term instead of husband now because they are nonbinary) explained that they very much wanted to celebrate my transplant anniversary with me and that I deserved that and reassured me that they were just in a bad head space at the time because they had been so worried about me lately with all the medical problems and hospital visits. I had no idea they had been so worried and stressed out about me because my partner has high functioning autism and adhd so they have a hard time expressing or showing emotion, so we agreed to try and be better about letting one another know when we were worried or anxious.

The current plan is we’re going to go to Las Vegas the weekend of the 25th of Aug and my actual transplant anniversary is the 25th. So it works out nicely for time off purposes for them that it’s on a Friday, I really want to go to the Bacchanal Buffet and Din Tai Fung and stay at the Luxor but everything else is kind of up in the air. I’m really proud of myself for making enough mental progress over these last few years to finally enjoy and celebrate this huge milestone, I may still hate the fact I had to have a heart transplant in the first place but it’s the reason I’m still here and dammit I’m going to eat some amazing food, get drunk and play slot machines because I’ve been through a shit load and deserve a celebration. I also want to honor and celebrate my donor though because without them I wouldn’t still be here and they are no longer with us, so I’ve decided to stop being a sad miserable, depressed, pitiful creature and live life for both of us. It took me a long ass time to get out of the self loathing, wanting to end everything pit but I finally am happy with life and happy with living so I’m going to make sure they get to experience that too in whatever philosophical way you want to interpret that.

So, for clarification sake I’ve been married to my then husband now partner for over 10 years now, we started dating 17 years ago and have been together ever since. I just don’t talk about them or being polyamorous too much because I see a lot of hate towards nonbinary people and polyamorous people, to clarify I’m AFAB personally gender fluid though I lean female and use female pronouns, I’m also pansexual if anyone was wondering but prefer men. My partner is AMAB, bisexual, nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns and I’m super proud of them for discovering who they are, because it hasn’t been easy for them. My boyfriend on the other hand is AMAB uses he/him pronouns and is very heterosexual but isn’t a cis het douche he’s all for trans rights and a good guy all around. So to summarize I’m polyamorous and have a partner of 17 years and a boyfriend of almost 9 months now. Both relationships are going very well and my mental health has never been better.

I hope your doing better my love I know you mentioned you went through a rough patch and I hope that’s all over now. I’m sending all the love.

[ave-atque-vale-herondale]

also (same anon as before) tell me how you felt about qoaad!! any predictions for twp?

if you haven’t, i recommend reading the novella books:

- the bane chronicles is fun especially if you like magnus.

- tftsa was so cute i loved her (read nothing but shadows before you read tlh)!!

- ghosts of the shadow market is definitely super important for world building for tlh and twp, so i strongly recommend reading it before them (it could be a little boring at times, i admit. but jessa is adorable). read cast long shadows and every exquisite thing before you read tlh. the rest is a lot of world building for kit’s background and jessa.

- OH OH also read the tec series if you haven’t (it follows malec) and i think it’ll eventually connect to twp.

- i believe cassie has these short stories about the tlh cast set before chain of gold. i remember reading them every month on her newsletter before the book came out. i think you can find them on her website? they’re not super important but they do get referenced once in a while in tlh

you probably know all of this and i probably mansplained (can you do that if you’re a girl?) everything 😭 but it’s better to be safe than sorry!! i hope you had fun reading everything and def let me know if you have any questions!

I'm gonna do my best to answer this in a comprehensive manner (let's see how long that lasts lol). You're my fave! (feel free to pop into my messages if you ever wanna chat or anything)

Okay I'm gonna start by saying that I had a strange relationship w TDA. I mentioned some of this in my initial post but I'm just gonna go through everything for continuity sake, if you will. Last summer I intended to finish the 3 series before my semester started. I got through all of TMI and TID but finished only LM and 150-ish pages of LoS. I waited till this summer to pick back up. I remember feeling bitter when I started LM because it was strange to have a modern-set book that didn't focus on my fave TMI gang (I watched the CoB movie religiously when I was younger and, before I knew better, watched the show weekly). It took me a while for Emma to grow on me and I initially had a hard time keeping track of all of the Blackthorns because there were so many of them. What kept me going were all of the connections to Mr. Poe (yes, I just called him that. deal with it.) I've started rambling so let me summarize this portion by saying that TDA didn't snatch me up until mid-LoS. okay, onward.

QoAaD was so reminiscent of CoHF and I loved it very much. WARNING SPOILERS FOR ANYONE WHO MAY READ THIS FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON. I appreciate the importance of the Thule portion and know the book would be shit without it, but, despite it still being fantastical, the apocalyptic vibe was not my fave. It was nice to get Livvy back for a bit (can I just say how shocking it was to have her death right after Robert? cause I feel like cc v rarely kills important characters so I thought Robert was fulfilling the death requirement yk?) and I LOVE to hate Sebastian. I'm gonna say something crazy here. I love Kit and Kieran more than I love a majority of the Blackthorns. Kit has been my fave character from this trilogy and I am not ashamed to admit it. The entire Ty Livvy spell shit was crazy because I completely felt Kit and wasn't angry at him for not outright saying that it was a bad idea, especially given the situation. I just can't believe cc had me expecting them to be fully in love with each other by then end, ONLY FOR THEM TO NOT EVEN BE ON SPEAKING TERMS (yes I know I need to be up to date w SoBH, I just need business day or two to marinate in my TDA emotions). The battle was epic, Julien's meeting was genius, Kieran is a great king, and the Malec wedding nearly had me sobbing. I'm gonna stop here w my thoughts on QoAaD cause it's getting out of hand. I am so sorry I am typing you up a full essay.

Predictions:

watch cc give us a 3rd plot that gets crazy because of some questionable heavenly fire incident (I mean, technically all three series plots that I've read have involved it if you count Jace's affect on Jem).

I'm super worried about a main character death because I think it would shatter me but it's also probably necessary? idk I dont wanna think about it

I also feel like something crazy is gonna happen to Aline and Helen because although they were literally exiled, nothing too traumatic happened to them in the main line of the story that the reader got to directly experience

not a prediction but truly me BEGGING ON MY KNEES for Jace and Kit content. I need them to be drama Herondales together. Also, Jace literally told him to come to him for personal advice so Jace helping Kit deal w his relationship w/feelings for Ty would be ideal (I really don't know how that would happen but let a person dream)

Final Segment:

Don't worry about mansplaining, youre good bae. I'm in the loop but I'm also not at the same time, if that makes any sense at all (there goes my promise of writing in a comprehensive manner). The only reason I haven't purchased the novellas is solely because it's more efficient for me to purchase a box set of a trilogy. (I do have the Codex and The Denizens of the Downworld books though). CC has done her best to make her world make sense but that woman writes up a storm and no matter what I'm always behind lol.