lollythelazyperson - Tumblr blog

[lollythelazyperson]

@hallows-personal-hell

old man yaoi

presented without comment

[lollythelazyperson]

@hallows-personal-hell

(I apologize for your eyes btw)

[lollythelazyperson]

@hallows-personal-hell KITTYYYYYYYYY

[lollythelazyperson]

hola

(online) name; lolly(majority of the time, but i also have uni and alice- uni is mine on another website, alice is an old nickname i gave myself on a different one/website.)

age; 14

fav. color; pastel purple

height; like 4’11 pretty sure

sign; leo

lover; probs not til im in like college/more mature n everybody else is too

nationality; murican, colombian, canadian, british, possibly german

inspiration; idk

fav. food; sugar(/j, but any sweet probs. or anything with chocolate. yum)

mood; idk 2.0

shoe size; uhhhhhh i think 6 or 7? can’t remember off the top of my head

idk what open tags are but that 👍

:runs to go do a quick chore or whatever im supposed to do cuz i don’t wanna forget later while hangin out w/ mi amigas yippee:

Doing that trend and tagging some people!!

My name: Mack

My age: between 13 and 17

My favourite colour: green

My height: 5”4

My sign: virgo

Do I have a lover: yesss :3

What’s my nationality: canadian / american

Here’s some things that inspire me: the ocean

My favourite food: croutons

My current mood: happeh :3

And my shoe size: like seven mens?

@seagull9111 @shark-tranny @lucasthedoofus-imbackbitch @crowwolf8 @lunariasky @th3-p1p-th4t-d1dnt-d13 @imasimpdealwithit @imqueerandadeer

[lollythelazyperson]

it was me.

the triangle man has gotten to me.

(im being so fr, yt(see; book of bill) caused me to start getting dragged into the gravity falls fandom like 10+ years late 😭😭😭)

something happened and now there's so much gravity falls yaoi on my dash

[lollythelazyperson]

probably jax or gangle- maybe both???

idk im just pretty sure it’s more in character for em to do that lmao(at least for gangle anyways)

Guys quick very important question which one of them would sing Bad Romance in the shower/while holding something as a microphone

[lollythelazyperson]

secret fourth option;

a and b being siblings(and maybe, unintentionally or intentionally, are named esther(b) and rose(a)….:eyes intensely:)

(tho i also think good names could be elizabeth(b) and clara/odette(a). elizabeth because im pretty sure it originates from hebrew(correct me if im wrong tho) + it feels like it’d be a fitting name, and clara/odette because when i looked at Gremlin Child(TM) the skirt reminded me of a tutu, hence the reference to the nutcracker and swan lake.)

I can run from variations of this question but I can’t hide o.o /j

So lol I struggle to place characters in relationships for some reason. However, these are my top contenders. Yall are welcome to help me choose! <3

OPTION A

Little gremlin granddaughter. An absolute menace in his life.

OPTION B

Murder cheerleader granddaughter. She takes after her grandad.

OPTION C

Benjamin follows Mordecai’s footsteps and remains unmarried. Kind of the most common scenario in my mind but arguably the most boring.

I am currently talking to @rudnitskaia about a very fun possibility featuring her OC and Benji! I think it’d be cute ^^

But yeah that’s all I got. Sorry guys! 😅

[lollythelazyperson]

@hallows-personal-hell

Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm

[lollythelazyperson]

would you like some mint chocolate chip ice cream and/or a donut

(:slowly hands imaginary ones:)

if you bake me something and/or give me food I am now your permanent sidekick. give me literally anything edible and I will never leave.

[lollythelazyperson]

:]

[lollythelazyperson]

@hallows-personal-hell

[lollythelazyperson]

ya’ll it was my first day in high school and

i am, quite literally, cooked.

you wanna know why(at least one reason anyways, I haven’t been to all my classes yet as of writing this)?

because for PE/gym(i have health next semester), what equals as test grades… is FUCKIN PACER TESTS EACH DAMN MONTH. AND THE AVERAGE/MAX INCREASES BY TEN WHOLE LAPS EVERY DAMN MONTH.

IM NOT FUCKING BUILT FOR THAT SHIT… LIKE… NOT IN A “ugghhhh, I don’t wanna run that much n shit” WAY. I MEAN IN A “if I have to run A LOT(which the first average/max for girls in the class is 21.. and I can’t even do that), at some point im probably gonna FUCKING PASS OUT if im not physically forced(as in my muscles start to literally scream in pain at me) to stop”.

so yeah, THANKS HIGH SCHOOL, MY MENTAL HEALTH IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE OKAY.

(..also, i know you may question if im physically healthy, but in a polite way… that ain’t your business. even physically healthy people can have shit stamina n whatever- I think so anyways, i don’t fuckin know. /nm, im just *v e r y* pissed off rn)

[lollythelazyperson]

as someone hispanic, yes, you probably enraged a lot of people /hj(well, 80% joking cuz i mean.. not everythin is for everybody :shrug:) /lh

but you also have enraged other people too probably, or at least me, because

well

WHO TF BITES OUTTA AN AVOCADO???????????????????

like i am genuinely confused- w h y

jesus christ this hurts my brain sobs

[lollythelazyperson]

@hallows-personal-hell

LOOK

DOGGO

[lollythelazyperson]

what is this

like.. genuinely…

i

i am so confused rn

lemurfucking revolt forced to surrender by roman captain. he knows that most of them aren't actually lemurfuckers and says he'll let them go if their leader will stand up. silence. somebody stands up. "i'm a lemurfucker," he says. the captain nods, goes to arrest him, but then another stands up. "i'm a lemurfucker," he says. the captain is confused, but before he can ask, more people start to arise. they're all lemurfuckers. the captain panics as the battle begins anew...

who the fuck sent this I'm laughing my ass off at this

[lollythelazyperson]

idk if this counts but i physically cannot pronounce some words correctly(and it started/i started to notice that like. 8+ months ago or sum)

like.. im yappin bout some shit(but i also do talk pretty fast, so dunno), and then i start to say a word but fail miserably to say it

just kinda randomly started to happen.. but then again when i was in kindergarten i had a speech impairment so maybe it’s sum to do with that, idrk

finding out you have a learning disability is so dumb. like all this time I thought I was just a dumbass, turns out I just have the literal definition of a skill issue.

[lollythelazyperson]

no

im an undercover parasite and i command you to post wof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/j /j /j

(plot twist; im one of the lizards(?)(i think they were lizards) in a trenchcoat… if ykyk lmao)

need to do more wof posting but the parasites want me to obsess over dw and replay portal 2 again