#other than that? this fucking slaps.
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Just re-listened to this song for the first time in years. Still holds up
#uploads#Spotify#except āyouāre not as fat as you imagineā#if this was released today it would be āfatness is not an indicator of beauty or lack thereofā#other than that? this fucking slaps.
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I love how much Lucullus can't stand Pompey, and also this
Pompey the Great: A Political Biography, Robin Seager
with something from this thrown in for extra flavor
Crassus and Pompey, on the other hand, ridiculed Lucullus for giving himself up to pleasure and extravagance, as if a luxurious life were not even more unsuitable to men of his years than political and military activities.
Plutarch, Lucullus
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#there were going to be more citations for fun and whimsy but the laptop im borrowing can't handle running any kind of applications#right now and ctrl+f searching in a browser/webpage is also taking quite literally forever so I'm DONE for tonight. i need#to lay face down on the floor and scream for a minute#whining aside. i was watching etiquette for mistresses because i thought it was going to be something else than what it ended up being#but the title slaps and im thinking. hmmmm. thoughts. sulla's nightmare collection of fucked up guys. as a kabitserye type thing#which i will be fully honest. kind of doing that anyway. but i mean REALLY lean into it. embrace it.#they would all be SO awful it would be SO good. 200 episode drama material#komiks tag#lucius licinius lucullus#marcus licinius crassus#gnaeus pompeius magnus#roman republic tag#drawing tag#tris homines#ACTUALLY ANOTHER UNRELATED THING. pompey's whole thing about trying to get the upperhand over crassus#but when milo kills clodius he throws out milo. which honestly. that's about other things. but still! symbolically! it's something!#i'll unravel that thought later
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so this is why you dressed up nice today like fuck off
#this is one of the lines that pops into my head randomly throughout the day and does extreme psychic damage to me every time#if you know how i feel why would you say that etc etc#and every fucking line from the episode 7 hell scenes#like iāll be going about my day and then BOOM orpheus and eurydice line slaps me in the face#the worst is when i get hit with sorry no version of this where i didnāt come get you is there#and weāve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means like SHUT UPPPP#if you or a loved one have been personally victimised by charles rowland popping in your head and saying the most devastatingly romantic#shit you may be entitled to financial compensation#genuinely thereās NO REASON for him to be that romantic like WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT#girl who is NOT going to be okay#charles rowland#he is so perfect to me#i mean the only perfect did nothing wrong character is niko like genuinely sheās so perfect#charles didnāt believe women for like one episode like he atoned for it but it still happened#and then him detailing his hook up with crystal when he knew edwin was jealous wasnāt great#but other than that literally perfect did no wrong#yeet my deet#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dbdshow#yeet my deebd#dead boy detective agency#dbda#payneland#edwin payne#chedwin#charles x edwin
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i'll genuinely never stop thinking about codependency in rhack and how it's mostly coming from jack's side. both jack and rhys treat their relationship like rhys is the one who needs jack to not just survive but also thrive, but it's really the opposite and i think that REALLY adds to how much jack twists the narrative to make it seem like rhys can't do anything without him just to keep giving rhys a reason to keep him around and trust him
#plus the irony of it all#being someones obsession and then becoming so dependent on that someone to the point of YOU becoming obsessed with THEM#i just love it#yeah im rambling about rhack again#every once in a while i get reminded of what makes them so damn interesting and i turn into a sucker#their dynamic is just soooo good and theres so much stuff to look into and dissect#and like there are moments in the game where jack does mention that he needs rhys alive to survive himself outloud#but its always when rhys is actively in danger#other than that its 'ill have your back' and 'ill get you whatever you want'#but honestly rhys does a pretty good job of keeping himself alive#and he does have fiona and co with him too who (as much as jack doesnt wanna believe it) have rhys' back too#i just think jack trying to isolate rhys from them to reel him in is so interesting and fucked up and i love it sm#and of course i cant make a rhack ramble post without mentioning the murder-suicide thing HAKGHD someone has to keep talking abt that#bc thats really the moment that cemented to me how personal jacks feelings towards rhys were#where jack reaches the point of rather wanting to die than let rhys walk away from him alive#I JUST GJKHKDJG not even in a romantic way. jack just needs rhys painfully much#it just gets 10 times spicier when you slap some romance in there too#rhack#txt#this is just a long winded way of saying jack is really clingy in a very ugly and fucked up way#and i love that abt him <3 genuinely it might be my favorite part of his character
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Oh woah woah definition: a part of a crane wives song that has no meaningful words other than extended "oh woah woah"s to convey vibes
With that new definition, and now that beyond beyond beyond is finally announced, fellas....
#the crane wives#fweeet#had to remove the garden this time cause its oh woah woah is a lot shorter than the others :(#back to the ground added by popular demand#some honorable mentions that didnt make this cut cause their oh woah woahs were too short:#icarus#how to rest#the glacier house#hollow moon#also wanted to add bitter medicine cause those hah ah ah ah oh ah wah ohs FUCKING SLAP#and safe ship harboured :( those ooo-ooooos haunt me#alas no space in the poll left š
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me, the jester, asked the court if yaoi could bloom even on a battlefield. the court was so kind as to even help me care for the fields for it to sprout and then bloom ā is it my fault?
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#trigger warning honkai impact 3rd yaoi#honkai impact 3rd#hi3rd#otto apocalypse#kevin kaslana#ottokevin#āwhat the fuck is thisā my visions#this has canon foundation i simply took it further than any manwoman wouldāve ever dared to#i unfortunately do not choose what to fixate on#did you know they both have religious references#that easily intertwine with each other#because kevin is compared to satan but he is also compared to god himself#the rains of hell upon sodom and gomorrah were the cleaver of shamash#im not making that up#*slaps otto apocalypse* this white boy can fit so much religious trauma#i mean imagine being raised in the church itself when you donāt believe#id be religiously traumatized too#if you want to know more about them ch17 is where you want to go#stage 1#they talk for like 10 minutes#they also meet in the church in kolosten months later#they have a diplomatic partnership most people donāt know about#senti even warns kevin to stay clear of otto#even mei warns him#but kevin doesnāt give a fuck#he says that if otto brings the world down with him#it will be beneficial#LMAO#partners in crime#tbh
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sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though
#hs#davejade#like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot#āits boringā well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing#and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key#i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong#but i like davejade for different reasons#in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her#bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot#ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do#and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares#i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand likeā¦hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic#of care and interest towards each other#hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN#they are Equals#jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol#they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen#remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that#dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity#since space and time are fundamentally related#sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night#ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS#jadeās dead shuffle dress and daveās four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients#i should draw them together in that mspa style#maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship#well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic
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This song has lived in my head for decades at this point and it shows no sign of ever leaving.
#blaming this movie for awakening my love of horror#also this song slaps#funny how when you hear something as a child before you can understand what you're hearing#it can stay in your brain that way even once you think you get it#then suddenly in 2024 your brain finally parses the lyrics for one part correctly with the SFX and juxtaposition of the next singer#to go āOh that texan fucking diedā... the long crushing fall followed by landing on the hearse and the two get crushed together. KiD FILM#other than the brief scare at the end I always thought this movie steered away from human death and was just full on appliance torture snuf#but there's a lot of heavy insinuation in this scene that the human drivers were just as wrecked as their vehicles#but you know#FELLINI JUST COULDN'T FORGET#Youtube
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I wish Julian and Martok would interact more cause I think they could have the funniest possible dynamic. they spent 5 weeks together in a Jem'Hadar prison I just know they have a friendship that looks fucking INSANE from the outside looking in
#star trek: ds9#julian bashir#martok#Martok: we are like blood brothers. we suffered the horrors of the Jem'Hadar together. our bond is unshakeable#Julian: in other words we're besties <3#Julian is the only doctor Martok will listen to and even then he only listens to him like 50% of the time#he'll ignore whatever Julian says right up until Julian gets right into his face and starts ordering him cause he's HAD IT#and then Martok laughs heartily and goes 'MAY YOUR SPIRIT NEVER BE TARNISHED DOCTOR'#and he slaps Julian on the back so hard he knocks him over#they get drunk on blood wine and belt out Klingon operas until Quark gets Odo to throw them both out of the bar#they'll occasionally talk about their prison time and everybody around them who can hear them is. so very concerned#Julian: what was my record for shortest time between solitary confinements. less than a minute?#Martok: yes they took you out and you spat at them and they threw you back in. that was the moment I knew you had the soul of a Klingon#Julian: aw <3#Jake sitting three seats away: YALL GOOD?#Julian joins a Klingon mission with Martok and when they come back he's dishevelled and high on painkillers and Martok is carrying him#Julian: hi :) I got blown up#Martok: he was wounded in GLORIOUS BATTLE he did his ancestors proud#like hear me out. theyre besties#and its fucking hysterical
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Took these off of another post in my queue because OP doesn't need my ranting in their notifications about something entirely unrelated to their post, so I'm going to rant here instead:
#i will admit that i was real torn on the elrond/durin/disa stuff in the show #on the one hand: i love whenever any of the dwarves are on screen they're awesome #and the relationship itself was utterly adorable #HOWEVER it would have been nice if celebrimbor had been the one to have the storyline centered on dwarf friendship #because that's. you know. one of his big things??? #and it would have been nice for him to have ONE nice thing in this show lmao
#(and like. sure it's nice that they put narvi into the show. but then they didn't DO anything with narv? he was just THERE?) #(yeah yeah they built the door but like. as an obligatory afterthought.) #this happened in canon so i guess we have to show it! ugh.)
#anyway celebrimbor could have had more than one dwarf friend! he could have done that WHOLE PLOTLINE okay just sub him right in! #honestly celebrimbor having multiple dwarf friends would have been THE BEST #and hey add that to his motifvation for making the seven! #he has dwarf buddies! he totally trusts them and wants to repay them for their help with the mithril! #he wants them to be able to live long lives like the elves do! #HE WANTS HIS FRIENDS NOT TO DIE!!!!
#so he made them rings. that doomed them. #just like the silmarils did his family. yikes.
#AND it would have still allowed for the whole ''the elves need our help eregion is under attack'' thing to happen #in durin's plotline #it just would have been so TRAGIC afterwards to realize that they came too late to save celebrimbor!
#(and honestly elrond being bffs with the dwarves never really made sense because...what happens between now and lotr then?) #(like yeah sure he isn't ANTI-dwarf or anything; and the dwarves seek him for counsel and all. but they clearly aren't CLOSE.) #(and sure okay that's maybe just because thousands of years have passed and all the dwarves he was friends with have died fine.)
#(it's still just irritating. celebrimbor should have been the one with adorable dwarf friends dammit!) #ANYWAY don't mean to rant on an unrelated post haha sorry OP!
#yes yes they did a perfectly decent take on the annatar/celebrimbor plotline this season#but season one saw BOTH of celembrimbor's Main Things taken by another character who has no reason to have that plotline?#and then you didn't even have the decency to put him and narvi on the same screen for more than three fucking seconds?#to have elves and dwarves actually WORKING TOGETHER in each other's forges???#to have the doors be more than an OBLIGATORY AFTERTHOUGHT that you slapped in there real quick before it was too late?#do you know how thematically important that door is???#the symbols of durin and the two trees and the feanorian star all on one door? with FRIEND as the password? motherFUCKER#how DARE you make the doors of durin an afterthought#RUDE#just fucking rude#rop salt#rop critical#rings of power (tv show)#rop#celebrimbor#narvi#durin iv#disa
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i am an athena cykes defender forever and ever until the day i die but god. somewhere out there there is a universe where apollo justice got actual follow through and it kills me that i am not living in it
#sorry. i am replaying apollo justice. and it has SO MUCH POTENTIAL.#kills me that we never get any real answers about kristoph obv but its not even just that#klavier as a rival was so interesting. because hes basically already at the state that you're trying to get all the other prosecutors in th#series to in terms of winning vs truth. hes really well rounded as a prosecutor in a way that you as the player arent used to#and that was an interesting departure from the formula for aa in general but then they slapped him with a whole DIFFERENT problem#with kristoph and phoenix. and then they just. do not resolve it whatsoever.#even though apollo is literally right there as a perfect little avenue for resolution. and i KNOW that they WOULD HAVE resolved it#if only they would have MADE THE SECOND GODDAMN GAME#PLUS the secondary conflict of systemic injustice within the system and phoenix's role in that. TRUCY.#god fuck ace attorney why are you so good and so bad at the same time#what we really should have gotten is an apollo justice duology and THEN an athena cykes solo game#where apollo shows up exclusively as a background character and athena actually gets to be the playable attorney in more than 2 cases.#ugh. whatever#personal
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i libbed out and got too optimistic i forgot the average american voter is a fucking idiot
#like listen i have problems with kamala too#but you cannot convince me the republicans voted against her for any other reason than racism and misogyny#its fucking baffling that a rapist felon whos been impeached TWICE just won bc the other candidate was....a black woman????#TRUMP DOESNT EVEN HAVE POLICIES LIKE ARE WE FORGETTING 'CONCEPTS OF A PLAN???'#maybe im in too much of an echo chamber bc im in a blue state but why is everyone genuinely so fucking stupid#AND NOT EVEN THAT!!! THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE TOO!! SO THESE PEOPLE JUST VOTED TO MAKE THEIR OWN STATE DIRECTLY WORSE!!!#i dont know who to slap bro do i slap the dems the republicans or the third party voters
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You know, after playing for a while, I've got to say that, in my opinion, Veilguard is a good, fun game and I've been having a blast with it. Some legitimate criticism could and should be made towards Veilguard, yes. And those things are not mutually exclusive. But considering the current internet environment, I'd worry to be piled up with the howling maniacs that act like the game somehow killed their dog, stole their family jewels, and burned down their house with its writing alone (because the previous games were all absolutely perfect, apparently), or with the "anti-woke" brigade who get their panties into twist over every little bit of diversity in the game, spending their free time trying to review bomb the game everywhere despite not having tried it, and who sound like they want most of us dead, so... If I look like I'm just having some carefree fun here, trying not to think about this shit, it's because I am.
#seeing people who I thought were quite reasonable turn into 'kekeke everything is so shit lmao not one good thing in there kek'#has truly been an experience#yikes#like each DA game has been VERY different#you'd think somebody who has experienced it 3 times already wouldn't have such an insane reaction to it#especially after DAII that tried to be an anime in more ways than one... and that is so popular here on tumblr in spite of that#and in spite so much other nonsense in it#I say it as somebody who loves Origins and who's always thought Origins is the best of them and who's missed it ever since#I feel like the internet needs to be sedated for its own good these days#no nuance allowed#everything's got to be an OUTRAGE#and a SLAP/SPIT IN THE FACE OF LOYAL FANS#yadda yadda#I'm not saying it's not perfectly valid to be disappointed or to dislike it - whether one has played the game or not#but what the fucking fuck#I feel like that one guy bringing pizza into a room that's literally on fire and where somebody has been shot from the Community show.gif
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Man idk the argument about hvy being a Chinese company and so they're restricted on having characters with dark skin tones when dislyte is ALSO a Chinese company and they typically are really good at representing the culture they take from for their characters makes it somewhat mute
#Like ppl aren't even asking to make new body models literally just to slap on your darkest (which isn't even that dark mind you!) skin tone#On the characters that is inspired by mostly brown/black cultures#Also it a bad look when you can perfectly design enemies in those regions of having various cultures design such as dreadlocks but -#Not on your playable 'good guys' š¬#Natlan update is gonna be a mess with it characters I'm hoping it won't be as tone deaf like what happen w sumeru#The jeht world quest still fucks with me with how racist paimon became for that like jfc orz#Especially since with dislyte they got in trouble with the character design (half animal and death features) that they made alt costumes bu#Never touch the feature of any of their more ethic diverse characters like lmao? It also very popular least I think it is#Like it definitely feels like hvy is either doing this on purpose or they're too cowardly to try and even properly design character inspire#By real ppl which is like why you taking real life ppl/figures n half assing it as if you were force to design them?? Lazy#Also dislyte was only an example I remember since I played it#I heard that other Chinese games does a better job too with it non-white/pale designs than hvy#Which is like š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬#Your able to keep designing femboys but draw the line at trying to have dark playable characters oh my god
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"Venti stans are low key annoying complaining about Venti not being the main focus of the Windblume festival."
First off we do not care. Second off ok???? Literally every character stan complains about their fave not getting enough screen time hop off.
It isn't even about screen time for me. It's about the fact that Venti hasn't truly felt like Venti in several updates. The last time he truly felt like himself was during Weinlesefest but even then he still didn't feel like the Venti we met all the way back during the first archon quest. And I don't wanna hear "hE hAd cHaRaCtEr dEvLoPmEnT." Cause no that isn't what happened, he regressed as a character. He's becoming fanon Venti in game. He gets used for alcohol jokes and Paimon calls him lazy then he dips. š
"He was just in the Lantern Rite.." Shut Up. Shut Up. Shut all the fucking way up! He was terrible in LR and honestly if you cut Venti out of LR you basically have the same event. He did literally nothing of substance and he shouldn't have been there at all.
The first Windblume festival centered around Venti and showed us more of Venti being Mondstadt's archon. The second Windblume festival has barely anything to do with him. Excuse us if we're fucking disappointed, we have every right to be. Like I said literally every character's stans complain about them not getting enough screen time. Yeah sure if every Mondstadt event centered Venti it'd get old but the biggest problem is they decided to center a MONDSTADT EVENT around fucking SUMERU CHARACTERS. Fucking Collei gets more screen time than any Mondstadt character. Which wouldn't be a problem but this is a main Mondstadt event. Even though Venti was in LR 3 he wasn't a main focus he was a background character to the rest of the cast. Which is what Collei should've been cut out Tighnari and Cyno.
Mondstadt has so many underutilized characters and their screen time got spliced for the Sumeru fuckers who already have too much screen time. The entire last five updates have had Cyno in almost everything and Tighnari as well and while Collei has less screen time than them she has yet to be under used. If this was about Collei meeting up with Amber again they could've had that in a different event. If this was about Collei facing her anxiety it could've happened in a different event. They should've just had Sucrose helping Mondstadters cause guess what? You think this is going to be the last time a nation's event gets characters bombarding in? Hell no Fontaine is coming soon we're one hundred percent going to get nation festivals with random characters that have nothing to do with anything probably until the end of the game.
We'll see how happy ya'll are when your fave gets less screen time for some randos that have nothing to do with the nation you care about.
#venti#windblume breath#windblume festival 3.5#tw vent#idc if this sounds entitled#like what're you going to do about that#like we literally just got Mika introduced and he has less screen time than the sumeru cast so far#we have fucking Noelle and oh shocker I didn't see my baby Diona anywhere looks like they forgot about her again!#this is a main Mondstadt event you can't slap the title Windblume festival on it then have it mostly center randos from other nations#even if Venti wasn't the focus Collei should've had less screen time#She has plenty of time to get over her damn anxiety in another event this shouldn't have been so about her#genshin impact#come at me fuckers#i said what i said#i said what needed to be said#And I'm not taking it back#And yes I am saying all of this while having enjoyed Cyno's appearance but I am still disappointed and I have the right to that
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give me some days to recover... i'm feeling way too much heartbroken right now...
#boku no hero academia#bnha#my hero academia#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#bnha dabi#mha dabi#mine: screenshots#the way i ship dabi x happiness so fucking desperately right now#no other ship matters as much as this one does#he genuinely deserves so much better and likeā why tf is endeavor THAT FUCKING LOSER the one crying?#does he really think he has any right to cry right now? when others have suffered BECAUSE OF HIS ACTIONS more than he has?#istg endeavor better stfu before i slap him so hard he'll to the other side of the globe#pissing me off so early in the morning tsk
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