#osomatsu-san on stage

[wewerebornsextuplets]

you know what fuck it. phil collins album cover redraw

[puffpawstries]

Honno did not take no as a answer

[laurzvahll]

my bugs

[metal-district]

jay? who even is this guy?

ososan self insert time… to make myself feel less insane i hc all the brothers as 5’2”. the accepted height is mainly 5’7” but i think they deserve to inherit those matsuzo genes

extra jay info i couldnt fit:

• dark brown irises that have been mistaken as fully black on multiple occasions

• big into fishing and mushroom foraging

• had a bird phase as a child and can still recognize certain species by song

• hair grows fast so he just gave up on cutting it

• bonds with some of the brethren through sharing music they may like

more on how i met them under the cut ↓

the first brother i meet is ichimatsu, as we are both showing up to feed the alley cats. it was only a matter of time until we crossed paths since this is a common activity for both of us. we’re both very reserved at first but over time we keep meeting and find we get along quite well. as we start hanging out casual style something gay asf begins brewing between us

it was also inevitable that the 5 demons would get nosy about what ichimatsu has been up to and learn of my existence. none of those guys can hide anything from each other. poor ichimatsu eventually has no choice but to introduce me to them.

now REALISTICALLY i would be a bit frightened of the brethren but in my minds eye i would come to find that i love wasting time with these shitty neets. just like. tagging along and observing. sometimes doing nothing but sit around, maybe watch videos on my phone. i would hang out with them enough that they probably wonder what i even do for a job or how i support myself which i purposely do not answer.

theres way more but i think only 3 ppl will read this. hi.

[blogmatsu]

Karamatsu, it's probably best you leave Ichimatsu alone before you get hurt 😆

新・喜劇「#おそ松さん」4日目！ 本日もありがとうございましたー！！ 今日は可愛い可愛いブラザ〜とだ😎 一松が1人で寂しそうにしてたから構ってあげたぜ。 フッフッフッ。愛してるぜブラザ〜💙💜 #新喜劇おそ松さん

New comedy show 「#Osomatsu-san」 Day 4! Thank you for today tooー!!

Today, I'm with my cute cute burazza~😎Ichimatsu looked lonely by himself so I took care of him.

Fu fu fu. I love you, burazza~💙💜#NewComedyOsomatsu-san

[filthyguts]

I know the fandom is dead but I’m on my hands and knees BEGGING someone to English translate the osomatsu stage play six men showtime😭 it’s so funny I need to know wtf they’re saying so bad PLEASE

[choropilled]

25 Choromatsu :3c

this one was harder since it doesnt have a mv for me to work with, but none theless: choromatsu inspired by cyberpunk by ateez :)

[ashoujim]

Damn. Now I know I live for these two.

[oneesanmarket]

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[bwessedookie]

I really like the HC where Totty is a late bloomer at 18 and then BAM out of nowhere at 19 he’s the tallest all of the sudden

[genkinahito]

The Ransom, 12 Months of Kai, Ten Stories, Osomatsu-san: Tamashii no Takoyaki Party to Densetsu no Otomarikai, Hypnosis Mic Division Rap Battle Rule the Stage Fling Posse VS MAD TRIGGER CREW Cinema Edit, Japanese Film Trailers

Happy Weekend This is the second part of a two-part trailer post. You can find the first part here. As mentioned yesterday, this year’s edition of the New York Asian Film Festival is currently underway and I have published a bunch of reviews: Killing Romance Egoist Okiku and the World Bear Man A Tour Guide I’ve got more set to be published in the coming weeks. So I have been investing my time in…

[makshu]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS! I really needed a translation of ball skills and Kara's skill :)

hey do you play pokomatsu? could you give some advices and/or explain some of the things on the game? for example those cards you hit and can choose a power-up

Hi! Yeah I do play Pokomatsu! I'd love to explain and give tips on some things! I hope you don't mind how long this answer is going to be tho 😅

I'm gonna start with the boys' skill balls and go into more detail under the cut about their special moves, and other ball types as well as strategies I PERSONALLY use.

❤️ Osomatsu's ball - Annoys Opponents(?) (idk what effect it has on enemies but that's what it says)

(*Note: I'll translate all the boys' Ball convos in another post because the readmore gets glitchy for some reason here if I put too many photos)

💙 Karamatsu Ball - Doesn't get affected by Obstacles (so you can like hit opponents in the back or those that are blocked by objects), goes straight through and only bounces off the walls

💚 Choromatsu's Ball - Gives enemies a passive green fire (read: Ego flame) that makes them take damage every turn

💜 Ichimatsu's Ball - Gives enemies a passive purple poison that makes them take damage each turn (both this and Choromatsu's can be used for one enemy so like double the damage)

💛 Jyushimatsu's Ball - Splits into three and bounces infinitely as long as there are enemies and walls to bounce off of (it speeds up after a while and you can choose to wait or call it back (using the button in the bottom left ABOVE the pause button if you want)

💗 Todomatsu's Ball - (from what I understand) It Deals extra damage to enemies in form of a bomb(?)

Misc Balls:

Akumatsu Ball - Has a chance of doing a One Hit One Kill to an enemy (rare Crit Damage basically)

F6 Ball - "A ball filled with the charm of F6. When it hits an enemy, it rarely causes a mellow state." How I understood it is that it either makes them hit you with less damage or miss a turn to hit you if they're a passive damage dealing enemy.

Riceball Bots Ball - fires a laser across the screen when it hits an enemy, direction depends on who you pick (Shake ↕️, Ume ↔️, then the Omidirectional ball)

Sukeroku Ball - recoil shots (like shots that have already bounced off somewhere else) deal more damage

Lotion ball slimy ball (a pink gooey looking ball) - When it hits an enemy, it bounces in a random direction.

Darkness Great Demon World Fucking Darkness Hell Caste Ball (left) - Inflicts a large amount of damage only once on hit.

Chantoshita Ball (middle) - When you hit an enemy, a "proper" missile will fly to the enemy with the lowest HP.

Enemy Specific Balls (left) - Where you can deal more damage to the pictured character

Now let's talk about skills!

I made a small Google Lens Translation of their in-game skills here but I'll explain it some more here. Minus the brother you're using as your main, you can drag a sibling onto the board (after 6-7 turns) to activate their skills. YOU CAN ONLY USE EACH BROTHER ONCE PER GAME

❤️ Osomatsu's Skill - With his "natural charisma" (I swear that's what it says) he blocks all enemy movement for one turn

💙 Karamatsu's Skill - Takes damage for you from enemies for two turns (that's SUCH a Kara skill 😩👌)

💚 Choromatsu's Skill - Deals a ton of damage to a large area with his "uncontrollable self-consciousness" (Again that's really what it says XD) and also inflicts passive burning to enemies like his ball would.

💜 Ichimatsu's Skill - Calls all his cat friends with some high grade sardines and replenishes your HP to max

💛 Jyushimatsu's Skill - Reduces all enemy skills (minus the boss) to 14 HP (fun fact: If you use this skill on a splitting enemy type, their doubles spawn at 7HP!)

💗 Todomatsu's Skill - Mercilessly drops bombs all over the screen, dealing damage to all enemies.

Misc skills (cards):

(first left) There's a card where it's a ball next to 2-3 arrows pointing up and that basically increases the damage/effect of the ball

(middle) There's also a card where it replaces TWO of your normal matsu balls to a shown choice of ball

There's a combo skill card that looks like variations of (see leftmost) like with a number and the icon of it's effect (essentially the effects are the same as skill balls except that these are kinda passive) Where after you get the certain red numbered combo (i.e. the amount of times your balls hit an enemy in one turn) they randomly drop an effect on the card to an enemy to deal damage. (For example: This one is a Choromatsu type skill (it's the same icon Choro's ball has) so EVERY 40 combo hits, they'll randomly deal the passive fire damage to an enemy.) There are other kinds ranging from 30-100 too! Like one where every 30 combos your normal matsu ball splits into two for more damage

Now there are 4 different enemy types (That I've found so far)

Passive enemies (no damage until they get to the end of the board)

Matsuyo, Matsuzo, Yowai Family, Nyaa, Busu, GirlyMatsu, Normal Dekapan, Proper matsus (s3e1), etc

Damage Dealing (Deals damage to you per turn)

Iyami, Chibita, Hatabou, Shotgun Dekapan, Dayon, etc

Moving/Teleporting (doesn't deal damage but moves around the board randomly)

Murakami Kouji, etc

Splitting type (when they die 2-4 more with half the HP of the main body show up randomly on the board)

Shounosuke Hijirisawa, etc. (I really really hate when he's the final boss)

As for strategies, my main go to is Oso mostly because he's my bias and because the other brothers' skills work better for my type of game play which is pretty reckless. In terms of balls I like to use, I ALWAYS pick the Jyushimatsu, Choromatsu, and Ichimatsu balls. Because Passive damage to enemies will always be my fave, and Jyushimatsu's ball paired with a combo card (my highest combo was around 1024 with just ONE Jyushi ball, I almost fell asleep waiting for it to finish bouncing XD).

Some tips I can offer is that,

If there are too many Damage dealing type enemies and you can use a special skill, I suggest either Kara (if you're confident you can take them out in the next two turns) or Jyushi (so you can one hit ALL them).

Make use of the walls and the dotted line guide! The more bounce the more chance you can hit a ton of enemies in one turn

If your phone is like mine and a lil bit slow (read: sometimes hella laggy) when you buy something that isn't a memory gacha in shop there are two pop-ups, one with the "are you sure you want this?" with blue and pink buttos and another that's basically like a confirmation with just 1 blue button. WAIT FOR THAT

You die when your main matsu reaches 0HP and you can choose to revive with half HP for an ad OR revive with full HP and all the brothers' skills reactivated PLUS decrease the HP of all enemies for 100

Just thought I should mention esp if you can't read Japanese, Google Lens is good for a quick screenshot translation if you really wanna know what everyone is saying in the home chat ^^, ALSO the blue usually means no and pink USUALLY means yes. So jic you accidentally click it.

You can use the "Auto" button (on the bottom left BELOW the pause) on the easier stages to collect memories from that level quicker since the chance of dying there is pretty small (I've been doing auto on old levels a lot lately because stage 24 is merciless and I've been stuck there for 3 days)

Everyday Chibita's shop (the red oden shop icon left of the matsu house) refreshes and you can get tons of stuff for pretty cheap (Like new ball designs, new formats for the resume, memories for coins instead of gems, etc.) Also fun fact, you can tap Chibita and it hits his forehead!

There's a special challenge stage right next to the main stage that refreshes weekly(?) And it mostly gives you a 10 g guarantee for beating it but it's also just a fun challenge since enemies are way harder (ALSO you can click the ℹ️ next to each level even in normal stages, to see what enemies will be there so you can prep in advance)

In the bottom left of the home screen there's two buttons, a gift and a trophy. In the bottom right, there's a dart board. Pokomatsu is super generous with their gems so collect from those everyday if you can.

Gifts - Every 8 hours Pokomatsu gives you 1 free memory, some gems and coins.

Trophies - basically rewards for completing stuff, press the button to collect all rewards as shown (sometimes they give up to 600 gems!)

Wheel of fortune - for an ad, you can spin the wheel and Pokomatsu lets you stack up your rewards, so if you spin even just once a day and collect it by the end of the week you'll have a good amount of rewards or coins depending on your luck

And that's pretty much it for now! Sorry there isn't much else I can help with, and also for how INCREDIBLY long this post is but I hope it helps! If you have any extra questions I'd be happy to answer!

Also if you want to download the game (and other country exclusive games) you can download this app for that! Enjoy!

[faerie-with-a-knife]

HEY!! I'M FAE!! :D

fae, faerie, that one chick who's been peer diagnosed with autism

she/they, filo 🇵🇭

+18 nsfw / sfw blog where i post art, try to write, and reblog everything i can get my grubby hands on

i mainly post and reblog stuff for my fixations, which are lyney from genshin impact, sunday from honkai star rail, luka from alien stage, ichimatsu from osomatsu-san, and that appallingly idiotic "OPEN THE BLOODY GATES HUHU" curly haired chucklefuck bastard aradin beno from baldur's gate 3 (i hope it's obvious that i do not blindly adore aradin here)

you can find me on ao3 and... yeah, that's it really LMAO

it's me and my one tav x aradin fic against the world (very slow to update, seeing as i'm fighting a long war against my fear of self-expression)

(in order of fixation) fandoms i'm in currently:

baldur's gate 3!! (the main focus of this blog for now, seeing as my mind is hardwired to be a fiend for it)

genshin impact, honkai star rail, honkai impact 3rd (don't quiz me on part 2 / still stuck in elysium realm era)

alien stage, ethel cain (not sure if i can call that fanbase a fandom so don't mind me), yaelokre, osomatsu-san, reverse 1999, skullgirls, needy streamer overload, omniscient reader's viewpoint, the greatest estate developer, the remarried empress, etc. etc. etc.

(to be updated) tags i mainly use:

#i want to crush aradin like a soda can ��� self explanatory, tag for aradin based beno pilled posts (mute if needed)

#holy lamb stew — tag for my fanfic with the same name :3

in any case, hope you'll stick around!! or at least hear me out!! stay sexy!!!

[puffpawstries]

I been on the art grind I think I'll post osomatsu san related art fights here then my main I got like 6 inked one in coloring stage and the other 5 gotta be colored

[mramur]

still into osomatsu san in 2023, wow me.

that parka doodle from that skit with parka on stage.

i forgot i made this in 2020 for my first laptop's wallpaper.

[animecreator3000]

That's all very interesting. I very much only use either website to see if certain VA is in a certain anime or not, so I didn't even know you could put the roles in different orders lol

Every time I rewatch some episode of Boueibu HK I wonder again how the staff even planned this season. Like. Almost nothing meaningful happens with the characters

TLDR the characters with the most developement in HK are the monsters

Kyoutarou is there as a complete contrast to Yumoto while keeping the battle speeches so his characterization doesn't make much sense. Nanao is mere fujoshi bait. Taiju and Taishi have random bits of dialogue that hint at possible arcs for s2 but not enough to tell us what it really is. Maasa has an unfinished arc in his episode, where supposedly he's putting fatty butter in his cookies to make everyone else overweight because he resents Ichiro not defending him when they were little, but then his friends tell him it's fine and then he can move on??? This would work with Ichiro's theme of not wanting to be immature or dense anymore, except they only ever used this theme as a gag (misunderstanding the meaning of whatever the others have said) or to straight up humilliate him (ep4) and continue treating him like a stupid baby. At the end of the season Maasa and him have made peace somehow and that's it. Ata gets in my opinion the closest thing to a complete arc, even if it's just staring angrily at Kyoutarou for ten episodes, then explaining his problem while fighting him and finally getting his apology and reconcilliation. At least it's something. And poor Ryouma is just there to be the butt of a few jokes about how he lets Nanao and Kyoutarou use him, be in a couple of cute shippy scenes, and also for Ata to completely dismiss him from the flashbacks to the point where if they had first met in high school nothing would've changed.

The relationships barely have developement either. Love had anime episodes and manga chapters dedicated to the different close friendships solving their conflicts and becoming closer. There were also many instances of seeing how close the Hakone brothers-defense club and Beppu brothers' relationships were, and even though they didn't have any conflict between themselves, they made them strong sides for the final fight. Yumoto didn't get a character arc but through the entire anime he was revealed to be strong, considerate, forgiving and mature, willing to kindly befriend the Beppu twins for his brother but not let them walk all over him; contrary to how he was presented in the first episodes, like a stereotypical magical girl protagonist. Anyway in HK there's no meaningful conflict between any of them besides Kyoutarou and Ata. Taishi and Ichiro argue constantly but don't show to genuinely like each other after all like IoRyuu or EnAtsu did. Ichiro and Maasa never make any progress to be together again, Maasa hints once at liking Taishi and nothing comes from it, and Nanao and Taiju have the most artificial friendship in the cast that I just do not understand. They just ran an ice cream shop once with again unexplained success and make sassy remarks at each other ever since. And I guess Karurusu and Furanui had a bit of developement thanks to Kyou and Ata in ep12. Idk about the aliens, this time it's like they didn't do it completely well but also not as bad as with the rest of the cast. Maybe bc they didn't appear as much as the humans in most of the episodes

I'm realizing now that a few of these complaints are related to Nanao acting weird

Idk where to put this but I'd like to point out Kinshiro's principles of halting the fight with the Battle Lovers as soon as he finds out that the s1 conflict was set up for a reality show and actively defending them from an attack because they're Binan students, despite still not having received his apology from Atsushi. Ata might've done the same if the HK finale's events had gone in the same order (travelling to Honyalaland to fight Wao, then Kyoutarou apologizing to Ata), but he doesn't feel as a character as deep as Kinshiro in that sense bc they didn't really show him to be in other ways.

Love feels more like an actual group of people while HK feels like they were filling in friendship group roles or something