#oscar needs therapy

[tecnestheim962]

Just saw another post bashing on the son boy and now I’m sad so this is officially an Oscar pine appreciation post.

Reblog or comment with your favorite thing about our resident cursed farm boi!

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Ooof

Literally every volume he gets hurt please he’s just a farm boi

Baby will never catch a break... ah well.

Getting pumped for Volume 8 😃

[zillygoose]

no words just Oscar piastri cursing the safety car

(miami gp 2024)

[tecnestheim962]

V10 hasn’t even been greenlit but it’s literally set up with Oscar Suffering so it’s safe to say that crwby will be continuing to meet their quota of putting him through it:

V4: Ozpin scares the living gajeebus out of him causing him to fall and cause a farm tool fiasco (like I know he fell into hay but have you ever fallen onto a thin layer of hay? Its like a bunch of tiny needles stabbing you everywhere so I’m counting it)

Also I feel like the Hazel scene with the ticket machine was just foreshadowing for V8 in the worst ways possible.

V5: ruby punched him square in the face with no aura activation.

Ozpin took over his body without consent and proceeded to do some sick moves that a normal 14 year old farm hand should not be able to do without collapsing, hence he collapsed afterwards. It sounds like he was out for days and even when he got up and Ozpin was taking over, he was using his cane like a crutch so I’m sure Oscar probably was just immobile for days from overexertion.

V6: the infamous Qrow sucker punch

Nora literally tackling him to the ground

Jaune manhandling him

Having all of RWBYJNR tackle him

The plane crash

V7:

Kobalt picking him up by the head like he’s a rag doll while training

Neo definitely put him through it based on his appearance

Getting shot off the edge of a floating city

V8:

The hound

The whale

Need I say more?

V9:

Even though it was an illusion he still found a way to get hurt by being sliced by crescent rose :’)

Also if you count the epilogue as a part of it than that

V10:

Yay the merge is here!

Anyways: oscar pine protection squad assemble and ready yourselves, we may not make it out of this one

[ierofrnkk]

love those greasy nasty outlaws

[tecnestheim962]

MY BOY

I started watching The Great Pottery Throw Down and now I’m obsessed

So before tomorrow’s episode likely stabs all us Oscar fans in our souls, you can have a happy potter Oscar :D

[whowebber]

If you are a die hard part of Loscarnation. Then I would gracefully suggest that don't watch the movie "close" and don't listen to "About you" after watching it or while watching it. You're life is going to burn in ashes and you are not going to be able to cry because you are numb.

The misery of Remi being gone hits Leo step by step. And Remi crying too easily and Leo not being able to cry is so much of this movie that I have been silent for past two days. Now I saw a reel edited with fucking "About you"!!!!!!

And definitely don't try to think about "boyish" by @hollywoodsargeant I want the good for you guys, really!!!

[navtastic]

Oscar & Kayne designs, I’m going to try to work my way through the cast and figure out how I want everyone to look

(Comms open and info in pinned)

[rebouks]

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Transcript:

Alton: Ohh, somebody’s tired. Oscar: We had a rough night-.. would you mind looking after him for a while? Alton: Sure-.. hey, get back in bed!

Sidney: I’m up now. Oscar: Are you sick? Sidney: Pfft, I don’t get sick.

Alton: Your mother still thinks she can work back-to-back shifts even though she’s an old lady. Sidney: [scoffs] I’m not old. Alton: You’re getting that way.

Oscar: [snorts] You’re braver than you look. Sidney: The pair of you better shut up. Alton: I’m going to persuade the pair of you, to take a nap with me.

Sidney: I guess I could be convinced, how bout you? Robin: Ahpfft. Sidney: Deal! Where are you n’ Courtney off to?

Oscar: [sighs] She’s not happy about it, but I’m taking her back to therapy; she’s not doing so great after talking to Ames n’ co. Sidney: You shouldn’t have let her stop going. Oscar: I never liked forcing her-.. I won’t this time.

…

Courtney: This isn’t the ice cream parlour… Oscar: [snorts softly] Good one. Courtney: I feel like a dog getting dragged to the vets.

Oscar: We’ll go for a nice walk afterwards. Courtney: Ha-ha. Oscar: It’s worth it, I promise.

Courtney: What made you stick at it this time? Oscar: Aren’t you tired? Courtney: Yeah…

Oscar: Well.. that; you, and Robin. Courtney: Do you think they’ll let you come in with me? Oscar: I can’t see why not.

Courtney: I wish this didn’t suck so much. Oscar: I’m gonna be mean n’ make you keep coming ‘til it doesn’t. Courtney: Psh.

Oscar: Did you ever talk about your past-.. last time? Courtney: No. Oscar: I think you should.

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And then he was shot off a cliff and left to die! Thank you Ironwood!

Was this not part of the plot of Volume 7 for RWBY? by Littleferret22

https://twitter.com/littleferret22/status/1659244125537828882

[mudwerks]

What was that Oscar fiasco for?

This makes Will Smith's behavior even more concerning.

[lazuli-sm]

Something something Jaune making sure Paper Oscar never flies away because he feels he also failed Oscar by letting The Hound take him away. In Jaune's mind, his failure to protect Oscar is what led to Oscar's kidnapping and torture. So Jaune will make sure Oscar never flies out of his reach ever again

[tecnestheim962]

Guys I miss Oscar…

[tecnestheim962]

Bruh

Little late, but something fresh out the oven.

[alxclaremont]

life update no one asked for: worked 300 hours in a month, started my junior year of college, started therapy, realized i hate my major, and i am subsequently changing my major

[harrysfolklore]

I’m cracking up at the thought of Oscar accidentally seeing a nude of his sister in Carlos’s phone

HELP I HAD TO ELABORATE ON THIS

read little bitch here

Hotel rooms are boring. There's nothing else to do other than lay in bed and shower.

You regret telling Carlos — because now he's your boyfriend, and you share hotel rooms with him, how wild — that you wanted to stay in bed all morning and not join him for practice sessions because now is nearly midday and he's not back yet. And you're bored.

Not finding anything else to do, you open your suitcase to put together your outfit for Quali tomorrow, you laugh when the first thing you see is a McLaren cap and a Ferrari one packed together. And to think that next year you'll be adding a Williams one to your suitcase for race weekends.

As you move a pair of jeans, you come into view with something you didn't even remember you packed — a red lacy set of lingerie.

You decide to put it on, after all, you don't have anything better to do.

Meanwhile at the Zandvoort Circuit, Oscar, Carlos, Lando and Max are lounging at a hospitality area. The sessions and meetings for the day were over, so they were just waiting for the call to head out.

"Lando, can I borrow your phone? Mine is dead and I want to check Lily's flight, it's supposed to land soon," Oscar says from his place on the couch.

"I can't mate, I'm sexting right now," Lando replies, making the group laugh and Oscar roll his eyes.

"Take mine, it's in the table," Carlos says, fixing himself a cup of coffee from the small station in the room.

"Thanks," Oscar grabs the device, failing when he tries to unlock it, "What's your pass code?"

"Your sister's birthday," Carlos says casually, stirring his coffee.

The room erupts in a chorus of groans and laughter.

"Oh my god, Carlos," Lando exclaims, barely containing his giggles. "That's so cheesy!"

"Seriously, mate?" Max joins in, "What are you, a teenager with his first crush?"

Oscar looks at Carlos with mock disgust on his face. "My sister's birthday? Really? I don't know whether to be touched or grossed out."

Carlos shrugs, a slight blush creeping up his neck. "What? It's easy to remember."

"Yeah, sure," Lando snorts. "I bet your wallpaper is a picture of you two as well."

Carlos doesn't respond, suddenly very interested in his coffee.

"Oh my god, it is!" Max howls with laughter. "You're such a sap, Sainz!"

Oscar shakes his head, chuckling. "I can't believe this. My sister's turned you into a lovesick puppy."

Just as Oscar is about to search for his girlfriend's flight information, a text notification pops up. Out of habit and muscle memory, he ends up tapping on it, opening the message.

Oscar's eyes widen, and he lets out a yelp, nearly dropping the phone. "Oh god, my eyes!" he exclaims, tossing the phone back to Carlos as if it were on fire.

The others look at him, confused and amused.

"What happened?" Lando asks, trying to peer at Carlos' phone.

Oscar covers his face with his hands, groaning. "I just saw something I really, really didn't need to see. Carlos, mate, you need to put a lock on those messages from my sister."

With a frown, Carlos opens his messages, tapping on your contact and finding what made Oscar scream in disgust.

A picture of you wearing the lacy red set, with the caption "we need to put these to good use before we throw all the ferrari red away"

Carlos glances at his phone, his eyes widening slightly before he quickly locks the screen. He clears his throat, trying to maintain his composure. "Ah, I see. Sorry about that, Oscar."

Oscar is still covering his eyes dramatically. "I'm going to need therapy after this. Seriously, Carlos, password protect those messages or something!"

"Come on, what was it?" Lando tries to sneak a peek at Carlos' phone. "It can't be that bad!"

"Trust me, you don't want to know," Oscar groans. "There are some things a brother should never see."

"Look on the bright side, at least you know your sister is happy?" Max pats Oscar on the back.

"Not helping, Verstappen!" Oscar throws a nearby cushion at Max, which only makes everyone laugh harder.

"Sorry, hermano. I'll be more careful next time," Carlos says, putting on an awkward smile.

"There better not be a next time," Oscar mumbles, still looking traumatized. "I'm going to need therapy after this."

Oscar makes a mental note to never, ever touch Carlos' phone again, and Carlos makes a mental note to lock his girlfriend's messages. And put those lacy red sets to good use later, too.