#oscar needs therapy

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V10 hasn’t even been greenlit but it’s literally set up with Oscar Suffering so it’s safe to say that crwby will be continuing to meet their quota of putting him through it:

V4: Ozpin scares the living gajeebus out of him causing him to fall and cause a farm tool fiasco (like I know he fell into hay but have you ever fallen onto a thin layer of hay? Its like a bunch of tiny needles stabbing you everywhere so I’m counting it)

Also I feel like the Hazel scene with the ticket machine was just foreshadowing for V8 in the worst ways possible.

V5: ruby punched him square in the face with no aura activation.

Ozpin took over his body without consent and proceeded to do some sick moves that a normal 14 year old farm hand should not be able to do without collapsing, hence he collapsed afterwards. It sounds like he was out for days and even when he got up and Ozpin was taking over, he was using his cane like a crutch so I’m sure Oscar probably was just immobile for days from overexertion.

V6: the infamous Qrow sucker punch

Nora literally tackling him to the ground

Jaune manhandling him

Having all of RWBYJNR tackle him

The plane crash

V7:

Kobalt picking him up by the head like he’s a rag doll while training

Neo definitely put him through it based on his appearance

Getting shot off the edge of a floating city

V8:

The hound

The whale

Need I say more?

V9:

Even though it was an illusion he still found a way to get hurt by being sliced by crescent rose :’)

Also if you count the epilogue as a part of it than that

V10:

Yay the merge is here!

Anyways: oscar pine protection squad assemble and ready yourselves, we may not make it out of this one

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Ooof

Literally every volume he gets hurt please he’s just a farm boi

Baby will never catch a break... ah well.

Getting pumped for Volume 8 😃

[zillygoose]

no words just Oscar piastri cursing the safety car

(miami gp 2024)

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Guys I miss Oscar…

[ierofrnkk]

love those greasy nasty outlaws

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MY BOY

I started watching The Great Pottery Throw Down and now I’m obsessed

So before tomorrow’s episode likely stabs all us Oscar fans in our souls, you can have a happy potter Oscar :D

[obsessive-jan]

The hate for the McLaren drivers, both Oscar and Lando, online is definitely not getting to me 😃

[whowebber]

If you are a die hard part of Loscarnation. Then I would gracefully suggest that don't watch the movie "close" and don't listen to "About you" after watching it or while watching it. You're life is going to burn in ashes and you are not going to be able to cry because you are numb.

The misery of Remi being gone hits Leo step by step. And Remi crying too easily and Leo not being able to cry is so much of this movie that I have been silent for past two days. Now I saw a reel edited with fucking "About you"!!!!!!

And definitely don't try to think about "boyish" by @hollywoodsargeant I want the good for you guys, really!!!

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And then he was shot off a cliff and left to die! Thank you Ironwood!

Was this not part of the plot of Volume 7 for RWBY? by Littleferret22

https://twitter.com/littleferret22/status/1659244125537828882

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Oscar & Kayne designs, I’m going to try to work my way through the cast and figure out how I want everyone to look

(Comms open and info in pinned)

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Transcript:

Alton: Ohh, somebody’s tired. Oscar: We had a rough night-.. would you mind looking after him for a while? Alton: Sure-.. hey, get back in bed!

Sidney: I’m up now. Oscar: Are you sick? Sidney: Pfft, I don’t get sick.

Alton: Your mother still thinks she can work back-to-back shifts even though she’s an old lady. Sidney: [scoffs] I’m not old. Alton: You’re getting that way.

Oscar: [snorts] You’re braver than you look. Sidney: The pair of you better shut up. Alton: I’m going to persuade the pair of you, to take a nap with me.

Sidney: I guess I could be convinced, how bout you? Robin: Ahpfft. Sidney: Deal! Where are you n’ Courtney off to?

Oscar: [sighs] She’s not happy about it, but I’m taking her back to therapy; she’s not doing so great after talking to Ames n’ co. Sidney: You shouldn’t have let her stop going. Oscar: I never liked forcing her-.. I won’t this time.

…

Courtney: This isn’t the ice cream parlour… Oscar: [snorts softly] Good one. Courtney: I feel like a dog getting dragged to the vets.

Oscar: We’ll go for a nice walk afterwards. Courtney: Ha-ha. Oscar: It’s worth it, I promise.

Courtney: What made you stick at it this time? Oscar: Aren’t you tired? Courtney: Yeah…

Oscar: Well.. that; you, and Robin. Courtney: Do you think they’ll let you come in with me? Oscar: I can’t see why not.

Courtney: I wish this didn’t suck so much. Oscar: I’m gonna be mean n’ make you keep coming ‘til it doesn’t. Courtney: Psh.

Oscar: Did you ever talk about your past-.. last time? Courtney: No. Oscar: I think you should.

[mudwerks]

What was that Oscar fiasco for?

This makes Will Smith's behavior even more concerning.

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Bruh

Little late, but something fresh out the oven.

[lazuli-sm]

Something something Jaune making sure Paper Oscar never flies away because he feels he also failed Oscar by letting The Hound take him away. In Jaune's mind, his failure to protect Oscar is what led to Oscar's kidnapping and torture. So Jaune will make sure Oscar never flies out of his reach ever again

[goldlightsaber]

not taika waititi saying during the pandemic that he would develop crushes on people from the eyes up and then when they took their masks off he was like…oh

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A Rating & Scathing Review of RWBY Characters:

Done by: Me (surprise!)

This is a serious review where I seriously analyze each character and rate them all seriously!!

If I hurt anyone in this, I’m sorry, it’s not you, it’s me. It’s nothing personal.

That being said, let’s get on to the ratings!

Ruby Rose:

Can I just say:

I really just love Ruby. Isn’t she awesome? Like. Man. What a lovable, strong, caring, amazing person! Had the weight of the world thrown onto her, and she didn’t care, she just kept doing what she thought was the right thing. And when she broke? It was still selfless. She thought she was doing the world a favor after all her mistakes. Then she came back because she knew she could do and had to do more for everyone. She needs a hug and all the love.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Weiss Schnee:

Weiss??? The way she opens up and goes from being all, “friendship? Who needs it.” To, “I! Love! My! Friends! Friendship is magic! I will fight tooth and nail for them! They are the most important people in the world!” And the way she became so open minded after learning from different perspectives? Gotta love her.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Blake Belladonna:

Oh my gosh and another of my favorites: Blake! She learns to let herself be loved by those around her! She learns that letting people in isn’t a weakness, but a great strength! She is a fierce protector and a whole civil rights activist taking the world by storm! She finds a way to show love now in any scenario when beforehand she didn’t because she was scared to get hurt. Gosh. Spectacular.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Yang Xiao-Long:

Don’t even get me started on Yang. Protector Supreme. The way she used to let her emotions control her to controlling her emotions??? I’m in shambles. From learning how to live for herself and not just her sister??? It’s important even though she missed rubys pain she’s only human and she’s beautiful!! The way she loves through her actions and defends through her words??? Just kill me now.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Jaune Arc:

Oh yeah and Jaune??? The character development??? Wowza. The way he’s always there for those he cares about??? Fantastic. The way he would throw everything away just to be there for his friends?? I am deceased. His fortitude and determination to keep pushing through?? Ugh.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Nora Valkyrie:

Nora??????? My Queen????? With her heart a beautiful storm that she projects to all those around her??? Her protective nature over everyone??? How she learns that she needs to love herself and know herself before she can truly dedicate herself to another???? Literally puts me 6 feet under.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Pyrrha Nikos:

Pyrrha??? Don’t think I’m leaving her out of this! Her heart was so strong with her convictions and her love for her friends that she literally did everything she thought she could to protect them. She wanted to define her destiny and save the world in the way she thought only she could. I will literally never recover.

Rating:

Infinity/10

Oscar Pine:

Oscar???????????????? My baby???? My precious little prince??? Innocent farm boy who keeps getting slapped in the face by literally everyone (seriously crwby this poor boy needs a break and a hug) literally losing his soul but wants to spend every second he has doing everything he can for remnant???? He didn’t ask for this???? And yet here he is??? I haven’t stopped crying since V5 thank you very much!

Rating:

Infinity/10

Lie Ren:

Ren????? My boy??? Who feels like he always has to be the strong one emotionally??? Who always has to mask his own emotions to take care of others???? Who literally developed a semblance, a manifestation of his SOUL that is empathy??????? Like what???? Who would literally rather be dead than without Nora?? Who tried to take up the mantle of Jaunes emotional support humanness???? Orkcmekwkqo.

Rating:

Infinity/10

I could go on for the rest of my life for these people and literally every other character.

Also, how come tumblr doesn’t have more colors available??? Truly a tragedy and quite rude if I might say! Hmph!

I really hope someone gets some giggles out of this like I did!

Let me know if anyone wants me to do another HIGHLY critical review (ahem) and rating of these characters.

Gonna go cry now bye-