#oscar babe ur insane

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Trying a new post/tag setup for the darkbull content: explicit darkbull content. (you guys have been begging for it so here I am poking at the edges of what enters dead dove territory. nothing extreme, just testing the waters)

1.9k, Max POV. oscar/max, oscar/daniel/max/carlos, referenced charles/max

relevant heads up: dead dove do not eat (additional tags specified below the cut)

DDDNE tags: sort of petplay? continuation of the kitten conversation, implied/refrenced previous extreme dubcon/noncon, slight dacryphilia, slight somnophilia, no discussion of consent, darkbull typical heavy dubcon, max shaming.

Max wakes up because there are fingers curling inside of him, and he's drooling facedown into his pillow. He's roomed with Oscar this weekend, and he moans as thin, nimble fingers press into his prostate, a hand pinning him down to the bed as he squirms.

Oscar can get so mean about it when he's in a mood- and he hadn't qualified as high as he'd wanted last night, so he's definitely in a mood.

There's warm breath fanning across the back of Max's neck, and then Oscar's teeth scrape across his skin as he gets the metal of Max's necklaces in his mouth, tugging up sharply as he pushes Max's waist further down.

Max's eyes roll back as his spine curves, gasping.

"Oscar-"

His fingers curl into the sheets as Oscar pushes another finger into him, scissoring them wide before pulling them out, letting go of Max's necklace. His head drops back forward, lightheaded.

"You want it?"

Max pushes his hips further up in response, feels Oscar's fingers grip his hair before his head is shoved further down into the fabric, muffling any noise.

Only Oscar understands this. That Max still needs it sometimes, to balance out his brain, or else he'll be all fucked up later when he has to be around Charles.

"It's okay, I know what you need."

Max whines into the pillow as Oscar pushes into him- he'd prepped enough for Max to be able to drive, but not enough that it doesn't still sting.

"You just need to be a stupid little kitten, yeah?"

Max hates his pavlovian response, hips hitching up as his cock blurts out precome, head going fuzzy.

No one else gets it. Just Oscar, and it's why Max had wanted to room with him, needed Oscar to settle his brain.

Oscar laughs, tugging sharply at Max's hair.

Their hips bump together, and then Oscar is setting a brutal pace, coring Max out in the hotel bed. His nails are snagging in the sheets as Oscar's hand on his waist tugs his hips up, forces his back into a deeper arch.

"Gonna be good for us? Make a mess here in the hotel room? Shame Charles doesn't know how to house train, honestly."

Max isn't-

He's not-

He tries to lift his head, but Oscar's palm is broad against his skull, shoving it back down.

"Kittens don't need to talk, babe."

He whines, scrabbling at the sheets as Oscar finds his prostate, and then all he can focus on is being full, just him and Oscar.

Oscar's hips are starting to stutter, snapping in fully and grinding into Max, and then there's fingers curling around his cock, a chest pressing in along his back.

"Go ahead, be a good kitten, make a mess for me."

Max feels like he's hearing the instruction through layers of cotton, but he wails when Oscar presses his thumb into his slit, fingers squeezing as Max comes, fucking into him hard.

Max goes limp, hips held up by Oscar's hand as he keeps fucking him, before he's finally yanking Max back onto his cock, a hand in his hair hauling Max upwards.

The change in position makes Max sob, overstimulated and raw, and now he's practically sitting up in Oscar's lap, head dropped back against his shoulder as Oscar grinds up into him.

"Fuck, you're being a good boy, aren't you? So pretty for us, we take such good care of you-"

He can feel as Oscar comes inside of him, hips slowing into small circles, fingers relaxing from around his hips.

Max catches his breath, voice watery.

"Oscar, raw-"

Oscar kisses against the side of his neck, pressing a hand over Max's stomach and pushing.

"I know, I know. It's race day. But I have a plan for that, I promise. We won't let you race with cum in you, I know you hate that."

Max does hate it- it's distracting at best. He can handle being fucked and racing in the same day, he's been doing that with Carlos for ages, and then Carlos and Daniel both, so he's practically an expert.

But usually the rule is ‘no doing it raw on race day’.

He makes an unhappy noise as Oscar lowers him back down onto the bed, pulling out. There's a soft kiss pressed between his shoulders.

"I'm sorry, I know. Just a few more minutes."

Oscar makes his way to the top of the bed, settling Max's head into his lap, fingers brushing through his hair.

"And when you see Charles later, he's going to see how much better we take care of you, yeah? Because you,"

He tugs at Max's necklaces, eyes dark as he looks down at him.

"Belong to us."

Max swallows, turning his face to press into Oscar's thigh, leaving a soft kiss.

He does. In his entirety, everything he is, belongs to them. The team.

He settles for a moment, tries not to think about the cum inside of him, Oscar's fingers scratching gently at his scalp.

His hotel room door beeps. Max doesn't move- it's not anything anyone with access to his rooms hasn't seen before, so he doesn't mind that he's stretched out on top of the duvet, freshly fucked.

Daniel and Carlos step in, and the door clicks shut behind them. Max shivers.

There's only so many reasons for Oscar to have invited them both over, especially when Max is like this.

Daniel grins, clapping Carlos on the shoulder.

"You qualified under Osc yesterday, so don't think too hard about it when it's his cum in your mouth, yeah?"

Carlos whacks Daniel in the shoulder, shooting Oscar a glare as he laughs above Max. His eyes soften when he looks down at him, crawling up on the bed between his legs.

Oh.

Max gets what Oscar means now, by taking care of it. He tries to squeeze his legs together- he's still sensitive- but Carlos' large hands wrap around the inside of his legs, pushing them back apart.

Max whimpers, and there's a warm hand cradling his jaw, soft lips pressing against his.

He's always easy for Daniel, mouth dropping open as he lets him take the lead, and Daniel gives him a few sweet kisses before he deepens it, turning it wet and messy.

Max gets distracted, the way he always does, and he flinches when Carlos gets his mouth on him, legs tightening.

Carlos holds him firm, and Max whines into Daniel's mouth as his tongue licks into him, because he can't come again, and they're going to make him.

Oscar's fingers are still running through his hair, nails scratching gently into his scalp. Daniel's fingers tighten around the edge of his jaw, holding him in place- it's a good call, because Max jerks underneath them when fingers curl around his soft cock, stroking gently.

He can't, not again, not so quickly.

He's gasping into Daniel's mouth, held down between the three of them, and he's starting to get hard again, borderline painful between Carlos' mouth on him, Daniel's hand around his cock, Oscar tugging at his hair.

Carlos presses two fingers inside of him, and Max's hips jerk, tears beading at his eyes again.

"Ah- I can't-"

"Yes you can, baby."

Daniel's voice is low near his ear, and Max is so overwhelmed, pressed down by the three of them, so in tune with what makes Max tick, how to get exactly what they want.

His toes curl as Carlos presses another finger in, dragging them slowly against him.

"Please-"

Oscar has one wrist pinned, Daniel has the other, and Max writhes between them as Carlos pushes his fingers up inside of him, stretching him out.

His eyes roll back into his head, cock twitching as Daniel keeps up his slow strokes, the same steady pace even as Max squirms, tipping into too much-

Oscar laughs above him, tugging lightly at his hair.

"I thought you couldn't cum again, yeah? What's all this then, begging for it?"

There's a hot flash of humiliation through Max, and he squeezes his eyes shut tighter, even as his movements get more frantic, because he doesn't want to come again, it's going to hurt.

He can't tell if he's trying to get away or trying to get more, tears slipping down his cheeks as Daniel kisses him again, never changing the pace of his hand, and Carlos is working him open.

Max thrashes when Carlos brushes up against his prostate.

"No, no I can't, I-"

Carlos rubs his fingers in small circles, and Max wails as he comes, choking on tears. It hurts so good, he's shaking as he comes down, Carlos carefully pulling his fingers out.

Daniel strokes him through it, but he takes his hand away when Max sobs again, kissing him chastely.

"Good boy, Maxy, so good for us."

Max sniffs, feels wrung out and exhausted. He's still trembling, isn't even sure he could move his limbs if he wanted.

Oscar leans down to kiss his forehead before looking down at Carlos.

"How's it taste, Sainz?"

Carlos makes a low noise, annoyed.

"Maybe we should try wringing you dry sometime- see if it gets rid of your smart mouth."

Max isn't quite following the conversation anymore, just knows he's tired and if anyone comes near his ass again he's going to pitch a fit, wrung out and sleepy again.

If he performs badly in the race, he's going to blame it on this.

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Max comes in second, just below Charles but ahead of Lewis, and he plays his part well- smiles for the cameras, doesn't flinch when Charles wraps an arm around his waist.

It's only when they're walking back behind the cooldown room, where there's no cameras, that Charles strikes, getting an ironclad grip on Max's wrist and shoving him into an empty hallway, pinned between Charles and the wall.

Max's breathing picks up, heart thundering as Charles glares down at him, one hand coming up to curl around his throat while the other grips his wrists above his head.

"Hello, mon chaton."

Max makes a small noise, caught in his throat as Charles squeezes his hand tighter. His vision is going spotty at the edges.

"You've run very far from home, yes. Don't worry, I'll come get you soon."

Max wheezes, struggling to get air in as Charles holds his wrists tight- they're going to bruise.

"Even if you're perfectly happy getting bent over like some street slut- we'll have to fix that, won't we? I think you're too easy for it, baby. Too used to getting what you want."

What Max wants is for someone to come get him.

He's lightheaded, colors dancing in his eyes when he hears a rap of knuckles against the wall.

"Don't fucking kill him, man. We have interviews in five minutes. Keep me out of your shit, I don't want to be involved."

Max has never been grateful to Lewis before, but he drops to his knees when Charles lets go of his throat, greedily sucking in gasps of air, mentally praising him.

Fingers tangle in his hair, cool rings brushing against his scalp as Charles yanks, forcing Max's head up to meet his eyes.

"You should've stayed with me, chaton. But when you come back with your tail between your legs-"

He yanks again, dragging Max forwards as he stumbles, trying to get his feet under him.

"I will still take you back in, yes? Because I love you."

Max finally wrenches his wrists free, scrabbling at Charles’ hand to tug it out of his hair, staggering back away from Charles.

Charles lets him, simply stands with his arms crossed, watching Max disdainfully.

"You'll come back, baby. They always do."

[hazelsmirrorball]

And they were roommates | F1 Drivers

summary: y/n wanted to live in New York, so that's how she ended up living with three losers faceclaim: Sabrina Carpenter pairings: oscar piastri x fem!reader, lando norris x fem! reader, Logan Sargent x fem!reader, franco colapinto x fem!reader

a/n: Excuse any errors english isn’t my main language. this is inspired by new girl

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logansargent we look really hot with our shades on!! But why the hell are Oscar and Lando wearing ur bras?

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-> yourusername nothing is a joke when it comes to them

landonorris shoes off the couch! I sleep there

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francolapinto you look so cute :)

-> yourusername omg im blushing

-> logansargent she really is blushing btw

-> yourusername delete this!

-> landonorris @oscarpiastri are you seeing this? isn't this ur girl

-> yourusername stop cockblocking me

-> oscarpiastri We are just friends.

-> landonorris but you wish you were more

-> yourusername do you guys know that private message exist

-> landonorris but I want your whole 100 followers to see that Oscar has a crush on you

-> oscarpiastri I do not.

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Logan and Y/n stood in front of the tv as the Zumba routine played at full volume. The clock read 4:30 am as the pair tried following the middle aged woman in front of them. Logan skipped in a circle moving his dumbbells side to side. As Y/n hollered when the woman on the TV would ask if they were hype. Oscar, being tired from the night before he could hear the pair having the time of their lives with the zumba. He quickly slipped on some pants not bothering to put on a shirt while walking down the stairs rubbing the tiredness of his eyes. When Oscar finally got to the bottom of the stairs he quickly got flashed with Logan’s short shorts. 

“Oh, Oscar, are you joining us?” Logan said, turning to him as he placed the dumbbells down taking a sip from his water. Y/n also turned jogging in place smiling at Oscar. 

 “I thought you guys were doing that dancing class” Oscar said as he yawned looking at the pair thinking that the clothes they had on was a cause of his imagination and lack of sleep. 

“Yeah, dummy. What do you think we are doing? This is a dancing class. We are doing Zumba. Logan found a cheap disk at a thrift store and he also found these sick outfits so we are matching with the ladies on the tv” Y/n responded stretching her wrist warmers. 

“Yeah, we are getting ripped”

“I thought you guys meant you were going to the gym and that they were offering the class. It's four in the morning guys. That stupid song is driving me insane” Oscar said glaring at the pair as he leaned against the wall. Logan groaned, throwing his head back as Y/n raised an eyebrow at him. 

“You are certainly not invited to our pilates mom group” 

“Logan, you are not a mother. Neither of you are” 

“Well with all you bitching and moaning, I should be” 

Lando pushed open the apartment door after  having one to many drinks at the club he looked at Y/n and Logan and furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. 

“Are you guys supposed to be John Travolta and Jaime Lee Curtis?”

-> <-

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yourusername mom! I swear I don't drink

-> landonorris babe don't lie. those white claws are on ur side of the fridge

-> yourusername those white claws aren't mine, that's Logan side of the fridge

-> logansargent I hope none of you are touching my white claws

yourusername Oscar is such a nerd

-> oscarpiastri Hey! I have instagram.

-> logansargent surprisingly

-> <- Y/n pulled Franco Colapinto’s arm as she quietly tried to sneak him out of the apartment without waking her roommates up. Franco’s clothes hung loosely on her body as she shushed him for what felt like the one hundredth time. As they were almost near the exit, Lando turned on the light with a huge grin on his face.  

“Is this supposed to be his walk of shame?” 

“Lando shut up and go to be” Y/n replied through gritted teeth, as Franco stood in front of the door awkwardly. 

“I will not shut up. This is the first time you bring a guy home. Honestly I am so proud of you. I was worrying that I was the only one bringing people to the apartment. But now I don’t feel as bad.” Lando said walking up to them and wrapping his arms around both of their shoulders. 

“Lando, you literally bring two people daily. I think you should feel bad.” 

“No because, this is different. Wait until Osar finds out. Hold up, this means you are not a virgin anymore. Oh my God my kids are growing up.” 

“Lando, I wasn’t a virgin” 

“That’s what I am saying, Did he..Oh God. Oscar! Oscar, come here” 

The three of you guys stare at each other in silence while oscar quickly walks into the kitchen looking at the trio. He looked Franco up and down, quickly turning to Lando 

“What” 

“Did you know, Y/n isn’t a virgin anymore?” 

“I know”

“You know?!” 

“Who did you took it?”

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The four of roommates sat on the couch quietly scrolling on their phones. They have been like that for like for an hour. The peaceful silence had broke when Lando gasped loudly.

“You guys remember that we agreed on doing a group costume”  

“No one agreed to do a group costume” 

“No, you guys did!”

“You said, we should do a group costume for Charles halloween party and we didn’t answer” 

“Anyways, as I was saying, I saw a tik tok of some roommates that dressed as the main south park characters and that would be perfect for us. Logan can be Kyle, Y/n can be Stan, OScar can be Catman and I can be Kenny” Logan said while showing them the tiktok on his phone. Y/n laughed and turned to Logan. 

“You being Kenny is insane” 

“Why?” 

“Oscar should be Kenny and you should be Cartman” Y/n responded as if it were obvious. 

“Stop defending your boyfriend. I don’t want to be Cartman”

“Lando. You are literally Cartman”

“ I am not! I already bought the costumes in our sizes so shut up”

“Wait, why did my card got charged” 

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yourusername who is that lady in the last picture, she is quite attractive

landonorris I look so good in this pic, what the fuck

logansargent oscars active era?

charlesleclerc I think I missed a chapter, what's up with that last picture

-> landonorris I don't even know what's going on, I thought the little guy that flirts was still in the picture

-> francolapinto i am taller than you

Francolapinto invite me next time

-> oscarpiastri No.

-> <-

“Damn it! Everyone to the bathroom right now!” Logan yelled, making everyone enter the small shared bathroom. Logan gripped on his towel showing it to the group. “Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp?”

“Because that’s not your towel, Logan. It’s my towel” Lando responded, pointing at the blue towel he was holding. Logan looked at Lando with fear. 

“No it’s not. Your towel is the red one. It always has been the red one” 

“I'll tell you this, pal. I've never used that. I do use that one every single day.”

“Oh, God.” Logan said, gagging. 

‘This towel's so warm and fluffy. It's like it's been in the sun forever.” Y/n said, touching the red towel. 

“This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.” Oscar commented, trying to escalate the situation. 

“Intimate.”

“Are you out of your mind?! What do you mean, am I... How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?” Logan asked, trying to not get worked up, which he was failing miserably.  

“No, I don't wash the towel; the towel washes me. Who washes a towel?” Lando responded matter of factly while the others looked at him shocked. 

“You never wash?”

“You wash your towel?” 

“You never wash the towel?” 

“What am I going to do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You got to think here, pal.” Lando said, rolling his eyes. 

“I'm furious right now.” 

“ I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby, and I use the towel.”

“Let me ask you this. Have you been wearing my underpants” Logan asked as his eye twitch. 

“Sometimes, yeah. Who cares? You guys don't wear each other's underpants? You're lying. We all wear each other's underwear.”

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landonorris the little one?! y/n is the little one. I am taller than her

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oscarpiastri you are so American, im scared

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“I want to see who got podium!” Oscar said through his headset grinning, while lando scoffed. 

“I obviously got podium, did you not see my hard work out there? I for certain won” Lando replied hitting the table in front of him. As the screen went black. 

They all had been like that for the past two hours and none of them had gotten podium. So they had come up with a group strategy for at least one of them to come on top. When the screens comes back up lando yells angrily while Logan groans. 

“You guys didn’t give me five starts!” 

“Come on, Lando! We can’t  all be on the podium” Y/n replied from her room through the headset.

“You are such and ass. My outfit was better than your. Fuck! The theme was Main Character, you did a basic outfit, while I actually played the game correctly and did Sharpay Evans. It pisses me off that I lost. Like this game is dress to impress. Not dress to be mediocre. I am done”

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charlesleclerc now our doggies can have a doggy date

-> landonorris I don't want my dog near your dog, leclerc

logansargent why did we also get pictures of you and Oscar? what happen to that handsome guy

landonorris if you guys are together don't you dare break up because we have a lease together, thanks x

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landonorris I didn't get a post for my birthday

logansargent I think we are out of the loop what is happening

alexalbon Oscar is in his active era. I am afraid

yourusername love you, Osc.

logansargent you guys can't leave me alone with lando if you move out!

[landitolover]

𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 part three | previous part ౨ৎ oscar x reader

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oscarpiastri

cute cat

yourusername

wow who is this famous man in my dms

🤔😲

oscarpiastri

not famous

yourusername

ok mr f1 driver

oscarpiastri

i said cute cat

🙄🙄

yourusername

me and my cat 🤓

oscarpiastri

very cute, did you know that ?

yourusername

what?

yeah she is

oscarpiastri

wait no

i meant you?

yourusername

🤔

ohmygod.

oscarpiastri

sorry that was odd

yourusername

😭😭🫠🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫

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thank you

you’re cute too ‘!:&;&;/$:@/&;@,&/&-“/&;

oscarpiastri

😅😅

thank you

yourusername

of course

uh

i gotta bounce

bye!!!

oscarpiastri

bye, talk to you later?

yourusername

of course 😊

y/n ⛄️

GUYS

HELLO

HELP

xienma 🛐

yeah?

madeline 🤺

are you okay queen 🙏🏼

y/n ⛄️

DULCE

HOTLINE

GUY

xienma 🛐

WHAT HAPPENED

WHAT DID HE DO

y/n ⛄️

he said i was CUTE???????

then i told him i had to BOUNCE?!?!?!??

madeline 🤺

LMFAOOOOO

loser ahh

jkjk

y/n ⛄️

he’s so cute guys

i wanna bite him (affectionately)

xienma 🛐

his fans tho 😭😭

THEY GON GET UUU

y/n ⛄️

me fighting the bad fans

madeline 🤺

i’m just imagining u on those

wag gossip accounts 😭😭

‘oscar piastri spotted with a NORMAL girl named y/n l/n

and we already found her insta 🤫’

y/n ⛄️

NO STOP

that’s so SCARY…

xienma 🛐

our baby is gonna be all grown up

becoming a wag for a sport she doesn’t

know about 😔

y/n ⛄️

i don’t even know him like that 🌝

like YEAH, i stalked his insta and

found his old karting pics..

and stalked his twitter

and the mclaren youtube channel

BUT I DONT KNOW HIM

madeline 🤺

it’s giving delusional, obsessed,

crazy, insane ass bitch

xienma 🛐

ily mad but ik you aren’t talking…

u FOUND UR SITUATIONSHIPS HOUSE

ON ZILLOW???

y/n ⛄️

literally….. bro

biggest hater n for WHAT

I aint setting you up with none of his friends 🤓

madeline 🤺

OH NAWUH

PLEASE 😭

y/n ⛄️

don’t talk to me 🙄🙄

i’m going to my bed

and i’m goin to cry

for embarrassing myself

xienma 🛐

go talk to him later

give it like an hour tho

don’t wanna seem obsessed x

y/n ⛄️

ur right ok

bye

im gonna think abt my actions 😞

madeline 🤺

bye queen 👩‍🍳

oscah 🦅

LANDO

LANDO

LANDO

LANDO

HELP

landoh 🥸

bro what do u want

i swear

DONT EVEEEN MENTION HER…..

oscah 🦅

oh uhmm

hahaha 😅 totally wasn’t gonna mention her

landoh 🥸

atp just tell me 🤦

oscah 🦅

THANK YOU

okay so

i called her cute

and i think she freaked out

landoh 🥸

bro u were supposed to act mysterious

🙄🙄 u were supposed to play hard to get!!!

oscah 🦅

lando what

OK BUT DO U THINK I SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED HER CUTE THEN????

landoh 🥸

ok no

how did u say it first of all

oscah 🦅

okay so she sent me like a mirror selfie

landoh 🥸

mirror selfie u say 😏😏

oscah 🦅

🤨🤨

OK but her cat was in it

and i was like “very cute, did you know that?”

landoh 🥸

OK RIZZLERR 😍😍

oscah 🦅

but.

landoh 🥸

but? 🤔

oscah 🦅

SHE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

HER CAT.

landoh 🥸

thats embarrassing

oscah 🦅

yeah but then i told her i was

talking about her and not her cat

then she said I was cute as well 😊

but she left in a rush

landoh 🥸

u are cute babe 😉😉

okay no but

idk she wants u 😂‼️

oscah 🦅

i am stalking her instagram rn

landoh 🥸

again???

i litch saw u stalking it when we were in a meeting with zak 😭

oscah

You’re lying on my name

landoh

no need to be embarrassed 🥸🥸

my boy is all grown up!!!

oscah 🦅

😒😒

landoh 🥸

dont give me attitude

I am literally the reason why you

even know her!! U WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ON DULCE HOTLINE IF IT WASNT FOR ME

oscah 🦅

okay thanks i guess

🤦🤦

landoh 🥸

pull up hoe

oscah 🦅

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING???

landoh 🥸

DONT talk to me

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

oscah 🦅

my honest reaction

okay bye mate

landoh 🥸

bye oscah

don’t embarrass yourself again

oscah 🦅

i wont

hopefully 🤔

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user realest mfo out there

user lando?? hello??

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→ yourusername 🤔🤔

xienmasventura ily ur so cute

→ yourusername ilym gorgeous 🫶🏼

landonorris **** is drooling over these photos

→ user the censor?? 🤔🤔🤔

oscarpiastri

you looked pretty in your post

yourusername

ahhh 🤭

thank you

oscarpiastri

yeah of course :)

sorry that lando was in your likes

yourusername

no it’s fine

it’s just kinda funny 😭

oscarpiastri

this could be us, just saying 🤷🤷

like could be us if you gave me your number…

yourusername

the garfield to my arlene 🙈

I’m convinced 🤗

my number is ***-***-***

oscarpiastri

okay 😊

y/n ⛄️

CODE RED!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER.

xienma 🛐

you gave it to him

RIGHT????

y/n ⛄️

duh 🙄

madeline 🤺

omg 😱😱

the number … big steps

y/n ⛄️

ik im FREAKING out

xienma 🛐

who does this lil boy think he is 🙄

stealing my gf 😭😪

y/n ⛄️

dw bae, i’m 4ever urs

madeline 🤺

why was his homeboy in ur likes tho

y/n ⛄️

idk tbh 😭

i think it was an accident

xienma 🛐

stop cause he’s kinda….

madeline 🤺

OKK GIRL……

🌝

xienma 🛐

stfu thats why your ex looked like the blonde

bitch from polar express 💀💀

y/n ⛄️

naw thats foul

now ME PERSONALLY….. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

ok bye HE MESSAGED ME 😊

oscar 😊

heeyoo

sorry i didn’t message you right away 😅

y/n

no that’s fine 😭

soo what are you up to

oscar 😊

nothing much

I’m pretty bored tbh

y/n

me too 😪

oscar 😊

i suck at 8 ball

y/n

i doubt it

now play back 😠😠

oscar 😊

yes ma’am

wait why am i kinda good

y/n

i’m the goat at 8 ball

oscar 😊

if i win u owe me a kiss

y/n

ig you aren’t getting a kiss??

oscar 😊

🙄🙄

🤷🤷??

y/n

FUCK 😭😭😭

too bad u aren’t in france

oscar 😊

omw to france as we speak 🙄

y/n

🐌🐌 escaping rn

WOAH WAIT

i just got 13K followers out of nowhere???

oscar 😊

huh 😭 thats crazy

y/n

oh my god

😨😨

oscar 😊

what?

y/n

i got posted on those f1 gossip pages

CAUSE OF UR LITTLE FRIEND 😭😭

oscar 😊

i’m so sorry

uhm I didn’t mean for that to happen

oh my god 😭 I’m really sorry

y/n

oh no, it’s not your fault!!

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f1_gossip NEW WAG? Y/n L/n is a 22-year-old university student. She currently lives in france, according to her posts. Lando commented and liked her post earlier today.

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user is this confirmed?

→ user no lol they’re just spreading rumors

user she’s so pretty!!

user honestly 😭😭 I don’t think they are

→ user same.. like can he not just comment and like her post??

→ user RIGHT! like let him live

user god i hope not… she’s.. 🌝

→ madeline_han so mad n for what? he ain’t gonna pick u!!

user why is he always pulling the baddies

xienmasventura yourusername LMFAOOO GIRL

→ yourusername 🌝🌝 deleting my account

landonorris she’s not my girlfriend 😊 thanks for spreading rumors though!!!

→ user embarrassing for whoever posted this

→ user fr i’d b BAWLING

౨ৎ HELLLLOOOOO!!! i am back 🐨 sorry for taking FOREVER to update this series… I will try to be better once i’m on winter break 🐌!! anyways i hope you enjoy this bc i was lit up writing it until 2 AM…… 🌝🌝

taglist @d6za1 @amoosarte @moneygramhaas @alessioayla @cherry-piee @chasing-liberosis @asparklysoul @goldenalbon @benstormy @he6rtshaker @ririyulife @charli12345678 ౨ৎ

[dominicfikexoxo]

actress y/n instagram au 💋🎬

hii i’ve never really done this before but i thought i’d give it a go!

y/i/n

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y/i/n what the past couple weeks on set looked like if u care ;)

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y/nfan40 i can’t wait to see u in season 3!

y/nfan04 you are everything

alexademie 🤍

euphoriafan04 who is she

xoxoy/n11 i’m so proud of you !!

euphoria welcome to the family

dominicfike guy on the last slide is hot

dominicfike added to their instagram story

y/i/n added to their instagram story

y/i/n

liked by alexademie and 2,653,127 others

y/i/n from my digital camera

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y/nfan728 happy to say i’m her fan

y/nfan63  i hope she’s with dom 

alexademie  in love with u babe

euphoriafan111  why is no one talking ab dominic’s instagram story

xoxoy/n11  congrats on ur oscar nom!!

dominicfike  pretty baby

user563 STOPP DOMS COMMENT R U KIDDING?? SOMEONE CONFIRM

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vanityfair  Fans of Y/F/N Y/L/N are reeling from her latest and first Oscar nomination, the up and coming actress has gotten raving reviews from her latest role and sources say she’s given what might be the winter’s most talked-about performance. Tune in to Euphoria on January 9th to see what everyone’s talking about.

y/nfan728 y/n is actress of the year every year to me

y/nfan63  soo deserved 

euphoriafan111 this is insane!! @y/i/n couldn’t be happier for you!

xoxoy/n11 mother is mothering 

dominicfike love to see it

user53 overhyped

[disneyprincemuke]

BABE (am I allowed to call you that? LMK) that Oscar fic is insane. InSANE.

I am once again obsessed and read it instead of finishing my legal brief.

(ily!)

~ FAAnon (to tired to make a joke today)

OF COURSE YOURE ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT?? omg thank you? all my braincells went into writing that actually and i'm SOOO glad that people like it

aLSO PLEASE FINISH UR LEGAL BRIEF BABES DONT EMBODY UR INNER NOELLE

(ILYT)

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

Everyday y’all stay stealing my yt men first will then callum then Austin/Jacob now Harris the day y’all try come for Fionn Freddie Iwan and few others oh it’s gonna be on site trust! Like y’all so fake it’s fine I get it it’s the internet but damn y’all was jumping us/people who use to say they was cute and now y’all simping over them not Austin/Jacob before bc y’all doing that now bc y’all hate when people like pretty guys just bc they get bigger and bigger so y’all don’t like them no more happened with Jacob when he got to big for euphoria and when he was being called the most talented actor from that show along with Sydney whom y’all also hate seems to me y’all don’t like actors when they get big from a show y’all like so you start hating on him bc he gotten to big for ur little show but was dying for him when he was in that little show of yours so now y’all doing it with Austen when he was getting his flowers y’all loved him but now y’all suddenly hate him bc he got a little to big after getting his flowers it’s weird and so fake of y’all leave both fine and talented men alone!

Paul sneak finally someone said it need y’all to stop lying about that man it’s giving Timothee Noah Harry Shawn all over again and now 🔜 Drew from the boat show bc y’all simple and only jump things bc eveyone likes it but I see y’all ain’t watch the darkest minds and it shows!! I’m scared y’all gonna come for my Fionn, Freddie Barry🔜u can have him actually like y’all did Jeremy Callum too Will! Kinda scared for the day y’all come for Joe he been my #1 yt man since skins along with Will Edmund so can’t have y’all getting ur claws on him or Jack sorry! And Toby his time is coming or Asa Iain Alfie Jacob Donal Kyle Max Booth Connor Daniel oh it’s gonna be bad for me,even tho we’ve all loved Daniel forever and he wouldn’t be new nor would asa/Connor now but they also been sort of forgotten a bit bc he aint so big stuff as if late hopefully very soon they’ll get their shine and time back I believe in them!

Kyle Allen perry fitzpatrick you are gonna be so loved babe your time is coming! After Harris it’s you booo

Luke Benward Jack RowanBruce Herbelin seanCameron berdy Joe AshmanTorrance Coombs Wade BriggsMatteo Martari Bradley JamesColin MorganSean Teale Eoin MackenSantiago Cabrera the last 7-8 are dilfs! time y’all stopped with Pedro and got some new onces! think I only know 35+hotties

qts saying 1 sneak saying it Austin bc they can’t stan people being talented and pretty so u have to hate on him did that to Jacob now Austin(bc he got big and Oscar nominated) but gonna comeback to like him again just wait! Besides the only sneak here is Paul or ever is Noah Tim, Adam Leo Harry too* I’m glad y’all finally woke up about Timothee bc I was going insane how y’all couldn’t see it always putting him on these kinda list eww now that Paul taken his place but will wait for y’all waking up to how mf ugly that Paul guy is one step at the time! I have faith in y’all to wake up on him too like y’all did Timothee please wake up internet

[lucysometimeswrites]

Hey can you please make a award season one but for a latina reader, if you would like you can keep the tom element. Sorry I'm asking again I accidentally deleted the last ask I made. I love your writing, you are amazing.❤️☺️

thank you thank you so much ur so sweet and of course! here you go and i hope you like it :) absolutely loved writing for latina!reader 

Awards Season (latina!reader)

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“Here to present the award for Best Actress in a Leading Role, please welcome Meryl Streep!” the host announced. A roar came from the audience at the mention of her name, the very acclaimed actress welcoming the attention and making her way to the microphone.

“Oh, stop it” she said and waved them away, earning a laugh and even more cheering from the theatre. “If I’m honest, I really considered not presenting this award because it breaks me inside to give the Oscar to someone else when it’s rightfully mine” she said in a funny, raspy evil voice, resembling a witch, “But you know, sharing is caring or whatever. Alright let’s get to it.” she continued dejectedly, still joking.

“This year, we have been blessed with beautiful films and, along with them, incredible performances from beautiful and talented actresses. Viola Davis, your abilities to embody different characters and raise awareness to ongoing issues in society has always amazed us, and it does once again in Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom”, Meryl announced, the camera going to Viola who was sitting about 10 seats to my left, the audience (including me) applauding and praising her. Literally all of her performances are incredible.

Could I still believe I was here? Definitely not, and not any time soon. From small skits to my big break with Tom Holland in a stupid rom-com that I didn’t even want to make, to now. Tom knows it’s nothing against him, it’s just that I haven’t learned to appreciate romantic comedies the way he has, but the thing I loved most from doing it was finishing it with Tom. He had become such an important person in my life since that moment, what with guiding me through the newfound world of fame and being there for me when I joined the Marvel franchise, it was just more than I could ever dream of. Now I sit here at the freaking Oscars, with Tom Holland as my date, and having done one of the greatest films ever, nothing could keep the smile off my face. Or the nerves.

 My leg kept bouncing up and down, a nervous action I often did and one that the guy beside me had caught on to real quick when we first met. His warm hand gently squeezed my thigh, and I turned to look at him a little surprised.

“Hey, it’s okay” he softly said, his gaze soft and comforting.

“I didn’t even realize I was doing it” I answered in the same tone, whispering a thank you and letting my hand rest on top of his, weirdly interlocking our fingers. 

Meryl turned to where Olivia Colman was sitting, “Your Majesty,” she started, referencing her portrayals of royalty and causing her to chuckle, “your moving performances have always left us wanting more, and I’m sure that is what I and everyone felt when we saw you in The Father” a big smile broke out on her face, and cheering ensued once more for our queen, or at least one of mine.

“Aging is some we all go through...unfortunately,” Meryl uttered into the mic, touching up her almost white hair, “and you, Cynthia Erivo, made us relate to your character this way with your brilliant acting in Reaching 39″, that woman is simply amazing, I thought as I clapped and cheered with the audience.

“My dear Kate,” the camera panned to Kate Winslet, who just stared fondly at the woman on the stage, “watching you grow as an actress has been one of the pleasures of my life and you reach new heights both professionally and literally in Misdemeanors”, she is such an icon, oh my.

Finally, Meryl Streep turned to look at me in the front row with a grin on her face, and I quickly got into “camera mode”, as I like to call it. I sat up straighter, looking at her with gentle eyes and smile. 

“Señorita Y/N Y/L,” she started with the heavily accented Spanish word for Ms., “with your entrance into the world of filmmaking, you have set new expectations for all of us to reach. Even though this is your first nomination, I feel in my heart it won’t be the last, and we can’t wait to see more of you like we saw with your extraordinary performance in Paraíso” she finished, bringing a big smile to my face at her words. Turning to the camera, I became a bit shy and gave a small wave, feeling Tom squeeze my hand in comfort and another hand on my shoulder from behind. I turned to see Salma Hayek, one of my co-stars in the film, who gave me a strong nod and smile, loudly saying “Eso!” as a cheer for me.

“And the Oscar goes too...” ayyyyy no ay no que nervios que nervios que nervios me muero- all of this going through my head repeatedly but having to put on a smile and a calm façade for the camera was exhausting. Tranquila, tranquila, si no ganas está bien igual solo el hecho de estar aquí ya es lo más-

“Y/N Y/L, Paraíso!” Meryl announced, and all I heard were screams and loud clapping from around me. 

Shocked, I looked up with wide eyes and my jaw going slack a little. I felt a buzz fill my body and the idol on the stage beckoned me up, when I realized I hadn’t moved. I slowly stood up and instantly turned to Tom who quickly pulled me into his arms with a strong hug and whispering in my year, “I knew it! I knew you would do it darling. I’m so so proud of you babe, go get your award!” not giving me a chance to answer as he gave me a quick kiss and turned me around in the direction of the stage. Still in a bit of a daze, I didn’t see Salma, Eugenio (Derbez), and Benicio (del Toro) make their way to me, ambushing me in a group hug as they started jumping around and sort of with me, chanting “EH! EH! EH!” like Latinos at a party and causing me to laugh and come back to my senses. I hugged them all and continued to the stairs, stopping to hug my directors Guillermo del Toro and Alfonso Cuarón. 

I lifted my dress as I ascended the steps, and in true nervous fashion, stumbled and almost face planted in front of thousands of people. 

“Uy, mierda” I chuckled to myself, and accepted the help of none other than Chris Evans who lent his arm for the remaining steps. I thanked him with a smile and after his Congrats!, I made my way to Meryl who held the famous award in her hands. She handed it to me and pulled me into her embrace, saying “Beautiful job, sweetheart, you’re amazing”, and all I could answer was “Oh my, thank you so much, you’re the amazing one”, sharing a laugh with her and standing in front of the mic.

I looked out into the audience, who were still giving me a standing ovation. Almost like a camera in my head, I tried to ingrain this moment in my mind and took a deep breath, starting my speech.

“God, I really hope I don’t forget any words in English right now” I said with a breathless laugh, inciting one from the people below me. “Thank you so much. Thank you to...um...so many people. To the Academy for this great, great honor. To my fellow nominees for inspiring me every single day. Being in the same room as you is already insane, let alone being nominated with you, it’s just- it’s truly out of this world. Viola, Olivia, Kate, Cynthia, you are my literal idols and if I could physically cut this Oscar into five pieces,” I said as I made a motion of cutting the award and humoured the audience, “I would give a piece to all of you. Um, thank you to my team, my agent, Victoria, te adoro y te agradezco for believing in me and helping me live out my dream. Sorry, I’m probably gonna switch between languages during this.” I said with a laugh. 

“Paraíso was a project that, for me, came out of nowhere. But for my extraordinary directors los señores Guillermo del Toro and Alfonso Cuarón, it was a life’s work so to you, gracias por darme la oportunidad de darle vida a Marielos and for giving me the experience of a lifetime. Salma, Eugenio, Benicio, Gael, and all the cast and crew, thank you for becoming my second family and supporting me every step of the way. It has been my honor to work with you” I said with a hand on my chest, showing that I was speaking from my heart and smiling at the kisses and cheers sent to me from them, hearing a crazed Te amamos! from Eugenio. It eased the tension in my body which I was incredibly thankful for. 

“I also want to thank-” I stopped, getting a little choked up, “ha, sorry, it’s my family that couldn’t be here” I said, a wave of claps and cheering in comfort came from the audience. Quickly composing myself, I continued, “Ya, okay. All the way back home, lo hice! Familia, les dije que no les iba a agradecer si me ganaba un Oscar algún día por no creer en mi y hoy es ese día, pero no me lo perdonaría si no les agradezco. Gracias por apoyarme a pesar de que yo sé que les dio un ataque que quisiera ser actriz. Gracias por siempre estar ahí para mi, por quererme incondicionalmente y por enseñarme que trabajando duro todo se puede lograr. Los amo infinitamente.” I finished, with tears threatening to roll down my eyes. I tilted my head to the sky to prevent them from falling, and with a deep breath I turned to Tom who had his hands in a prayer stance while looking intently at me, the same smile from before still gracing his face.

“Tommy...” I started, and the audience audibly awed at the nickname, “Oh, you don’t even know what I’m gonna say to him” I said with narrowed eyes, but my gaze found my love once more.

“Thank you so much for being my rock ever since we met. I’m beyond thankful for you and all you do for me, baby. You make me the happiest and thank you for pushing me to do things that scare me. For being there for me in case I fall and for being my person. Te amo, amor.” I blowed him a kiss which he caught and jokingly used to wipe his tears, making me and the other celebrities laugh.

Please wrap up, I read from the screen, and let out and “Ay, perdón! I gotta wrap up sorry sorry” hurriedly finishing up my speech. 

“Lastly, this award goes out to all the Latina girls out there with big dreams. Nunca se den por vencidas. No dejen que nadie les diga que no porque de que se puede, se puede. Querer es poder! I love you guys, my fans oh my gosh, thank you thank you, gracias!” I rushed out, raising the award to the air with one last big smile as Meryl guided me backstage to answer some questions. Just before I was off sight, I turned and looked out to the stage once more.

Lo logré...

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once again, disclaimer, movie names are mostly fictitious. feedback and requests always welcome!