#ornage speak

[floorworm]

"And the world kept spinning"

SORRY FOR HAVING THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS?? TF??? CAN WE NO LONGER CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT ISN'T A WORLD ENDING EVENT??????????

[a-penchant-for-the-lethe]

Now I present: some marauder & co. headcannons from my sister, who only knows about them through my ramblings

Pandora never goes anywhere without a hair clip/claw. (She has a huge collection of enchanted clips aswell like butterfly shaped clips that flap their wings and bird clips that chirp.)

Emmeline still has a rock that her crush gave her in 1st grade. (she can't even remember the name of the person who gave it to her, but she can't bring herelf to get rid of it )

Marlene eats outside whenever she can, and the others have to follow her out because they can barely convince her to come inside when it's raining or windy, so they have a snowballs chance on a nice day.

Nobody's ever seen Barty in pants. Like he only ever wears shorts. He wears dress pants for Reggie's wedding n everybody has an aneurysm.

James and Evan secretly watch cartoons together at night when neither of them can sleep. It started by coincidence, and now it's just habit. Only Lily knows because she walked on them seven episodes deep and going strong at like six in the morning on her way to get a bowl of cereal.

They all have puns that drive everyone insane. (Like Siriously, oh deer, saying ahwoo instead of ow, ect.) but Peter says for Pete's sake literally whenever he wants them to stop doing something. For his sake. He thinks he's so funny. They think its annoying, but usually it works because they have to stop what their doing to groan at him, so he's a genius, really.

Frank's pranks everybody on april 1st. He was the pranking master. [I told my sister that it's funny she says that because the marauders are known to be the pranksters and she said: "No. He's the one who taught them all their tricks. On april 1st they live in fear. Except for Dorcas who 'ain't scared of that bitch', "

[When pressed about his personality, she says that: Frank's just a goofy guy.]

[ I asked her who gets the most bitches and she responded, without a doubt: Narcissa. So...] Narcissa gets bitches confirmed.

Narcissa is silver. Her hair, her jewelry, her clothes. Narcissa just is silver.

Alice is gold. She wears an absolutely ludicrous amount of bangles and hairtyes (but can never find any when she need them), she also collects bracelets she find on the ground (like the beaded ones).

Lily's needs reading glasses she just never wears them because she can never find them. (They're an ugly tiger-print orange in a neon green case that should be pretty easy to find, but the case is always empty, and the ornage blends into the common room decor)

Sirius’s is tiny, so he needed a stool to reach the kitchen sink at the Potter's for years, and they just never bothered to get rid of it. (The first time Remus joins them at the Potter's and sees Sirius’s stool, he laughs so hard he cries, and Sirius dosen't speak to him until dinner.)

[autistickaitovocaloid]

Oh yeah btw if anyone cares here's a full list of all the ask game's references:

Red shift: astrophysics phenomenon you know the one I mean

Ornage: misspelling of orange from that one terry's chocolate orange post that is stuck in my head

GG-3883: the crystal from Half Life that fucked everything up

Marie: splatoon

oo ee oo: hatsune miku

Blue stars: one of the shell patterns for the tamagotchi connect v2 (specifically the one i have)

Lavender Purple: kind of the same as above but for the psp

April fools: kasane teto

sand: this

PS1: speaks for itself

Pink sea: location from yume nikki

Gerald: i have a stuffed sawfish called gerald and that's the colour he is

[adversarialaccountant]

It’s the first day of Summer!

[ankhlesbian]

Final new coffeeshop tea review after my rampage of 3 todaya nd 1 yesterday on the comaony dime:

Favoritest: honeymilk ginger

Very light and mild but with the ginger presense for sure. I got it iced wuich was maybe a mistake as it being watered down mad eit not quite as good as i think it woildve been hot

Next: morrocan mint

I was heistant abt this coz i already have a favorite mint tea, but the people want what the people want. It surprised me. It was a green tea blend vs my known fav peppermint is just herbal, and it was also much sharper, very spearmint gum-esque in a hood way. Had it iced and it was very refreshing

Getting to the meh zone: dark orange black tea

Had it hot, it wasn’t bad, but i did need to add a little sugar, and my personal tea metric rating accounts for additions as ideally tea is had as an alternative to coffee that does not require all the milk and sugar and creamer nonsense. While perfectly nice it didnt end up distinguishably different from the like, walmart brand pre-existing freelt available orange tea we have by out office coffee machines

Pear green tea:

Feankly tastes exavtly as I expected: like a green tea with a hint of something fruity. Almost like a white green tea flavor to it. Which I knew going in wasnt going yo be my fav but it is something i crave occasionally hence its inclusion on the pill.

It also appears to be eliciting somewhat of an allergic reaction but that could just be my hody rebelling after a week of little sleep, allergies, mild illness, and too much caffeine today

[dolenphic]

Types Of People (pt.5) shades of orange

ORNAGE -

the sound of opening a soda can, has a pretty room, sharp grins, adrenalin, writes heart felt birthday cards, dyed hair, browsing Wikipedia for 2 hours, those foxy smirks, neon signs, always in trouble and kinda drags their friends into it too, piercings, late night talks, using shower as a coping mechanism, spray paints, finding home in unfamiliar places, lace up boots, dates to McDonalds, will come to your house at 2am if u upset, needs more sleep, juice boxes, inside jokes, playful teasing, abandoned beaches, loves cuddles, hates staying at home, midnight snacks, misty forests, swallowing hard, torn pages, wandering for hours in art galleries, the smell of smoke, wearing at least 2 rings at any given time.

YELLOW ORANGE -

gardening in the morning, pressed flowers, acoustic guitar, comedy movies, yellowed pages of fav. books, circular glasses, burying their feet in the sand, constantly has a water bottle with them, only cries when they’re by themselves, staring at the moon, comfy socks, natural makeup, good grades, the color of eyes when the sunlight shines into them, spiral staircase, cursive letters, antique shops, when they’re not taking notes in the class they’re sleeping, fountain pens, brick floors, quote pictures on the walls, old diaries, has a weakness for cats, frozen lakes, over stuffed bookshelves, knitting needles & wool yarns, hanging plants, very patient, late but always with a reason.

MACORONI & CHEESE -

 risk-takers, thrift stores, potted plants, polaroid cameras, the reflection of light on the water, still has a CD player, grassy hills, probably has strict parents, colorful hoodies, believes that there is good in everyone, practical, great cook, flowers in empty coca-cola bottles, running through the rain, fairy lights, likes spending time alone, art god, craving a home near the sea, open curtains, skateboard with a wobbly wheel, nintendo games, singing in the shower, jean jackets, wishes to sit at the bottom of the pool, doodling, can speak to all sorts of animals, enjoying their own company, great at keeping secrets, antique silver watches, a safe person to be around.

PEACH -

 enjoys animated movies, stands up for someone who can’t stand up for themselves, fluffy blankets, hugging a teddy bear, tie dye shirts, soft giggles, loves floral patterns, holding hands, cozy borrowed hoodies, silver jwellery, long walks in the park, random adventures, follows a bunch of photography accounts on insta, soft skin, aesthetic notebooks, collecting stones with weird colors, watching movies under big blankets, amazing storyteller, bunnies, passes works on time, loose curls, getting lost in a crowd, friends with everyone, poetry on mythical creatures, video games, frosted donuts, heart shaped glasses, horrible at money management.

APRICOT -

cheers you up with warm hugs, puts succulents in their room, cute freckles, has watched every movie on netflix, plushies, scarily good with numbers, self made flower crowns, sensitive, tells you their fav. song, wishes to fly, bubbles, scented candles, wears soft sweaters when they feel lonely, hopeless romantic, flickering candles, frank but fair, trying to help as many people they can, scented markers, staring at the clouds, loves fairytales, silk pillowcase, in love with the sky, tan lines, stressed and it shows, dancing in their room, chapped lips, reckless driver, cuffed jeans, Japanese cherry blossoms, gentle cuddles on the couch, hot chocolate, the warmth of a sunset. 

[fantasy-fields-bitty-center]

Could I do an adoption for a Tree phyton bitty (underswap papyrus) please?

🌵- Cactus -🌵

Hello again! I'm going to do a fullsize adoption scenario, as they can do more with 'normal' sized things and are able to eat more, they are bigger lol

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You walk up to the center, ready to adopt a fullsized Tree python, walking in you hear the bell ring, but aren’t met with any greeting, walking up to the counter you can see a 'Out to lunch, be back soon!' sign, you continue in a straight path, as you can see a map, walking up to it you can see a detailed, and kind of overwhelming amount of info about what bitties are found where, you manage to get that Tree pythons hang out around trees, surprise, surprise, walking out the door the map in next to you see a larger room, that seems to be a hang out room for the bitties, not seeing any fullsize Tree pythons you walk out the door to the outside, seemingly unnoticed.

Making your way down a path that is passing by a large cluster of trees, you look up, seeing mostly bara Tree pythons and Mangrove pit vipers, they don’t seem to pay you much mind, other then watching, you jog off a bit and try to spot another bunch of trees, taking notice of bitties playing, running, jumping, climbing, and even bitties swimming in the water, though, that isnt to surprising, you spot what seems to be where most of the tree are, along with some mangroves, jogging your way over you can already see ornage in with the green, this seems to be a hot spot for Tree pythons, you can see some fullsize Tree pythons from the forest floor, you can see that some of them are looking at you too, you walk up to a temple thing, large enough to hold a horde of bara lamias, you can see some fullsize Tree pythons in a corner, watching tv with some Mangroves, making your way over and giving them the most confidant 'Hello" you could.

They greet you back and invite you to sit down with them, as you do they make room and a Mangrove gives you a blanket, draping it over you, and starting to chat, you explain your looking for a fullsized Tree python, the group seems mostly indifferent but one fullsize Tree python does speak up and asks if you have a place for them already, responding with a yes, and some blankets and other soft stuff for nesting, you also state that they would be your first bitty, so they don’t have to worry about having to get used to other bitties, they ask about your hobbies and what your house I like, after talking for awhile you can tell the sun is starting to set, the Tree python that was looking for a home joins you in walking back to the main building, ready to adopt him.

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I hope you enjoyed you scenario!

[sanderssideswriting]

I hate how Thomas has curated his Internet personality to be a “uwu soft boy who can do no wrong” because he fans believe it and then when you say “hey the characters have been acting kinda off in the most recent episodes” they’ll crucify you because how dare you speak out against Thomas. Thomas is perfect, his writing is perfect and he’s never done anything bad in his life.

It’s exhausting.

I honestly feel bad for the die hards still waiting for the finale. I have a friend who’s a die hard fan and it’s just like, I’m half waiting for the finale to come, for them to be happy about it. And part of me it waiting for the other shoe to drop, for them to finally take off the rose covered glasses.

It's fucking depressing, I'm not waiting eagerly for them or anyone else to have that moment. I'm not sitting in my room gathering screenshots to show my friend to cackle and be like "see! He sucks! Welcome to the dark side!" like some cartoon villain.

Not to mention it's been so long, people all have their own head canons about Virgil being a dark sides, the dark sides in general, the ornage side, Logan, how everything will play out. 3 years is a long time to imagine all the possibilities. How will they react if the finale is less then what they imagined?

How will Thomas react to people saying that the finale is disappointing?

idk im just so disappointed in general. it's hard having friends who are still genuinely excited by the fandom because it feels like they have these rose tinted glasses on and cant see through all the obvious signs thomas is giving us. they view it as "just ONE more ad closer to the finale" and at this point....is there really even a finale? would we even like what we were given? what's the point when thomas is clearly not the same person he used to be.

i dont understand how he could talk the way he does to his own fans who are simply expressing their disappointment? like my Previously Mentioned Friend is grouped in with those people waiting patiently and eagerly for the next episode, grasping to every aside they get, and now they're not allowed to voice how they miss a series without being guilt tripped by their fave? it feels like something we've literally addressed IN the series. it's extremely extremely wrong.

thomas is not a perfect angel, and yet he doesn't allow anybody to treat him other than that

[floorworm]

The opps HATE when you tell them you'll be around to forgive them if they change their mind. The opps just DESPISE when you don't get mad. The opps hate your apathy and open mindedness!! The opps want to see you break and get mad, they hate your joy and ability to forgive!!!!

[iwouldratherprocrastinate]

Fantastic Isekai Pt 1

This is gonna be a long story so buckle up, I am open to requests in between updating my stories. I would love the inspiration. Please send me asks!

Word Count: 3833

It was just a normal day, at least that is what I kept telling myself. I got up and got ready for my boring fast food job. Deciding for forgo my contacts just for comfort, I wore my clunky old round glasses. 'I haven't worn these in ages..' Letting out a sigh, I put on my uniform and prepped my bag. I put my sketchbook, pencils, and laptop in it so that I could go to the park after work and unwind for a bit before heading home to study for school.

On my way down my stairs I slid halfway and fell on my ass, 'Greaaatt.. Awesome start to the day.' I should have known something was up after I then stubbed my toe on my kitchen counter and then also slid on my dogs water spill directly after. However my naive self just kept thinking that things were just not starting out well that day. Silly me.

Grabbing my keys I went to my car and started driving with all my work stuff and bag in tow, everyone around me seemed to be in a rush that day. So much so that I hadn't noticed the big truck speeding up behind me, 'Please just go around me..' You see, I am a nervous driver and tend to stick to the slow lane doing the speed limit. I think that is perfectly reasonable, but others tend to not and drive too close for comfort behind me. It makes my hands go all shaky and I can't help but keep peering at them in my rearview.

This particular time, the truck rode a tad too close, about a foot away from me. It had me glancing back every five seconds, this resulted in me not realizing there was a car turning into my lane in front of me. The other car definitely didn't have time to safely do so, but they didn't seem to care which resulted in my car going off the road. I don't remember much except the smash and abrupt stop at the end then nothing.

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That brings us up to speed as I now can't see anything except white and hear a loud booming voice, "Hello little one. I am sorry for that. I can offer you another chance at life?" I am still in shock and it takes me a moment to respond, "Another chance?? What happened to my first one?? Am I dead...?" The loud voice seemed almost simpathetic and sighed quietly before speaking, "Yes little one. I am so very sorry. Another world calls for you, if you will heed it."

I ponder for a moment, "Another world?" I say with an intrigued tone. The voice chuckles, "Always the curious one. Yes, another world. One you are familiar with. However, once you enter this world you lose all memories from this one. That includes any that pertain to your new world." Thinking about what this could mean gave me a headache. A new world, forgetting my old one. Sure I hated my job and day to day stuff, but I did have friends. They loved me and I them, I also had been going on dates with a guy I found interesting. Did I want to forget all of that?

The voice seemed to realize I needed a bit more persuading, "It is a certain wizarding world." My thoughts froze on the spot. "W-What?" My mind started racing with the possibilities. "Wait! Am I gonna be a wizard? Because you could tell me that and make me a muggle.." The voice chuckled loudly, "I wouldn't do that to you child. You will be a wizard. Although an older one." I nodded, "Okay then. I will do it." This amused the voice, "I thought you would need a bit more convincing, but you always prove me wrong. Good luck on your second chance little one." Suddenly black seemed to consume the white that blocked my vision.

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I stumbled forward a bit to be caught by two warm arms and a chearful voice, "Be careful dear. Can't have you injuring yourself before you even get on the train." I opened my eyes to gaze on my mothers face. Only she was much younger, maybe in her mid twenties. She was so pretty, her honey blonde hair and blue eyes smiling along with her lips. Once my eyes took her form in, my mind felt fuzzy on why I thought of her being older. My mother had me rather young and with a muggle, her wizard family shunned her being pure bloods. Her hands grabbing mine and pushing my trolley snapped me out of my daze, "Come along dear. You first, then I will follow with your trolley." I turned and excitedly ran into the wall in between Platform 9 and 10.

Bursting through into the busy walkways that led to the train, I quickly jumped to the side to make room for my mother. As she came through I got distracted observing all the students with varying amounts of supplies and pets. I was always in love with animals, normal muggle ones along with the wizarding ones usually called beasts. I always thought that was a bit extreme for just magical animals, all animals have their instincts and habits even muggle ones. My mother led me along to the train door with my trolley before suddenly embracing me.

"Sweetie, remember everything I taught you. People may find out about who you are and the nastier ones may try to make you sad. Don't allow them, stand up for yourself dear." I nod along and clench a fist, "Don't let anyone push around me or those I care about." She nodded happily and smiled, her eyes almost seemed to tear up which confused me. My mother was never one to cry. She gave me one last hug and a kiss to the top of my head, "Go along hun, find a good seat and make loads of friends." As I got on the train, she waved and smiled.

Seems I got on just in time because the train jolted the second I sat down after getting my trunk away. I settled in and fetched out a sketchbook prepared to doodle some pictures of my dog at home. It was very dissapointing to learn I could have brought a cat, but not a dog.

However before I even put my pencil to the paper, I heard a commotion in the hallway outside my room. Peeking my head out the doors I saw a small girl struggling to pick up her books while some boys sneered at her, "Stupid mudblood, go back home. No one wants you here." She seemed close to tears as my body acted on its own and put myself between her and the boys. This effectively pushed them back, but also made them more mad. I glared and tried to look tough like mom taught me, "Back off." They laughed right in my face and smirked, "Who are you that you have the nerve to get in my way??" I just glared at them while internally shaking, 'Why did you do this?? You can't take on two boys by yourself! Idiot! Already getting trouble..' I decided to try and ignore them while helping the girl pick up her books. She seemed appreciative, however the main boy whose black hair and brown eyes gave him a striking look. He had a cruel glint to his eyes when he came up and shoved me into the girl. Our heads clacked together while him and his lacky chuckled walking off, "See ya losers."

Rubbing my forehead to ease the pain, I sent a smile the girls way and stuck out my hand to shake, "I'm Victoria. Friends call me Tori." She smiled and stood up with me holding half her books while I held the rest. "I am Isabelle." I instantly heard the Italian accent she had and grinned, "You are from Italy? Ihave always wanted to go there, but mom never had the money." Isabelle seemed happy to talk about her home while we made our way back into my train room. She settled across from me, but moved next to me when I started doodling.

"You draw? It is so realistic!" Her being so close triggered my anxiety a bit, but I allowed it seeing as she was my first friend. "Yeah, my mom taught me when I was young and I have been doing it ever since." I let her hold my sketchbook and glance through it, the entire time my hands shook from allowing someone besides my mom to see my drawings. Mom used to bring me out to parks and such to observe the normal muggle creatures, but also the rare magical beasts we could find. I have lots of drawings of bowtruckles, they were pretty common in the park we visited. My favorite was this tiny one that was practically all leaf, he had the stubbiest little body. There are many drawings of him in all his tiny glory. Isabelle found those to be very amusing and couldn't stop giggling the entire train ride to the school.

Although her laughing and quiet friendliness warmed me up and made me relax a bit, I was still shaking in my robes when we got off the train in our uniforms. The groundskeeper informed us that we could leave our trunks and pets on the train and they would bring them inside for us. I didn't trust leaving my owl by itself in it's cage, but he assured us all they would be safe. Before we followed him, I blew a kiss to my owl near the window. His black head peeking through it at me, his beautiful ornage patches on his forehead and cheeks. His big round black eyes looking curiously at me, little did I know he wasn't the only one looking at me curiously. A lanky taller boy with sandy ginger hair and an army of freckles was gazing my way.

Everyone's attention was pulled towards the waters edge when boats came up with no one rowing them. All the eyes gazing in wonder were shocked when told to get into them, I climbed into the one closest to me while extending my hand to Isabelle. She shyly took it and sat down next to me, the lanky boy climbed into ours as well. His eyes occasionally leaving the floor of the boat to glance at us. Isabelle was listening while I excitedly inspected the boat and wondered what spell made it move, "I hope we learn it eventually, this would make cleaning up after my pets so much easier!" She giggled while I fawned blushed realizing how I got a bit too excited about a boat of all things. "Heh. Sorry about that." I rubbed my neck and looked up to the castle. It was dark everywhere but the windows and it gave it such a fairy tale look. I had to urge to draw it, but that would have to wait for another time seeing as my sketchbook was in my trunk. Isabelle noticed the freckled boy staring every now and then, she nudged my side and motioned towards him wiht her eyes. My eyes followed hers and my eyes locked with his, "Hi! I'm Victoria. You can call me Tori though." He seemed shocked to get caught and blushed, "I'm Newt. P-Pleasure to meet you Tori."

The rest of the short ride went quietly, Newt seemed more quiet than Isabelle. That would have to change eventually, we can't have 3 awkward people. 'I will just have to make it up for them. I will get through it.' My mom personality was kicking in, whenever someone else was more uncomfortable than I it seemed I got instant courage. Isabelle seemed nervous as we approached the Great Hall, her hand hadn't left mine since we got inside the school. To be honest, it made me feel alot better as well.

The comfort was short lived getting placed right in front of the idiots from before when we filed into the Great Hall. Main idiot kept stepping on the back of my shoes to make me stumble, 'Little twat.. ' It only stopped once the professors were in sight. My mind instantly went to trying to guess which teacher taught which, however Headmaster Black soon cleared that up. He seemed like he wished to not be doing so though. His face showed an absolute disdain for being here. After all the introductions he finally took out the sorting hat, the famous sorting hat. The hat that I hoped would choose the proper house for me and me new friend Isabelle.

Some names I didn't pay attention to were called as I gazed around at the room and the starry sky on the ceiling. Everything magic amazed me due to my dad being a muggle and American, my mom didn't use it for most of my life. He unfortunately passed away and we moved back to the UK, I had a British accent thanks to my mom, but alot of my speaking was a mix of American slang and British.

I was knocked out of my trance suddenly by someone, well, knocking me over. It was idiots lacky, I barely managed to get up after he learned he was Slytherin. 'Big shocker..' I rolled my eyes and heard the next name, "Tobias Bennet." The main idiot came rushing past me, 'So his name is Tobias. Noted.' He seemed smug when he sat down and the hat barely had to touch his head to scream "Slytherin!" The Headmaster seemed pleased by the new additions, 'Gross.' Many more names later and they got to Isabelle, she seemed hesitant to go up when they called, "Isabelle Ferraro." I nudged her and she shuffled up and sat down, a few moments of having the hat on, it yelled "Ravenclaw!" I clapped while she nervously walked past me, touching my hand and went to the Ravenclaw tables. They all cheered for her, while they resumed the name calling.

I almost didn't hear the loud "Victoria Manning!" until I snapped out of it and jogged up quickly and sat down grinning from ear to ear. I had gotten good at hiding my anxiety over the years, it always worried my mom. So here I sat smiling to make it appear I was confident, when inside I was freaking out at the amount of eyes on me. I almost jumped when I heard a voice and no one seemed to react, 'Hello little one, you seem brave. However you are also extremely loyal and would do anything for your friends. Even partly wish to be in Ravenclaw.' The voice chuckled, 'I would, but that just wouldn't be a good fit for you, but I know what would. Hufflepuff!' It yelled out the last word to everyone which made me jump a bit and quickly get out of the attention when the hat was removed. The table full of cheerful yellow wearing students welcomed me happily while I glanced over at Isabelle who seemed dissapointed. All I could do was shrug and smile holding out my hand for an air five. She laughed and obliged me.

I perked up the second I heard a familiar sounding name, "Newton Scamander!" There was some quite a bit of cheering when he sat at the table. It almost seemed like he wanted to sit with me, but he was dragged over by some older looking boys talking about a "Theseus". I smiled watching him look panicked, 'He is kinda cute.' I blushed at my thought, 'What are you thinking Tori? You just met him, stop thinking about his blush and freckles.' I facepalmed and tried to focus on the Headmaster giving a small speech after all the students got sorted.

On the way to the Common Rooms, we passed the changing staircases, my mind started to get transfixed until I felt a gentle tug on the sleeve of my robe. My eyes darted to look at who pulled me and softened when they landed on Newt, he seemed incredibly nervous and dropped his hand when I looked his way. 'This poor boy. Everything seemed to make him nervous.' I giggled quietly and covered my mouth with my hand while following him and the Prefect leading the way. I tried a brave move and grabbed onto his robe sleeve, I figured holding his hand would be too forward for the timid boy. He didn't seem to mind too much, or at least he didn't mention that he did.

Once we arrived at the Common Room, I had gravitated closer to Newt seeing as it was in the basement. I had one arm bunched up to my chest as the other clung firmly to his sleeve. He seemed to radiate heat, 'Must be the blush.' I smiled noticing my theory was accurate, however my mouth hung open when the Prefect opened the door to the Common Room.

It was beautiful, plants everywhere, wooden circular decorations on the walls. A lovely couch set sat on a yellow patterned rug in front of a circular shaped fireplace. It was very lit and homey feeling for being in the basement, 'I got the right house. Sorry Isabelle..' I hadn't noticed my arm had wrapped around Newt's until he nudged me a bit and motioned to the girls splitting off. My face turned bright red as I let go and coughed smiling at him, "Oh yeah.. Uh see you later Newt." His face almost flushed and he nodded, "G-Goodnight Tori." Rushing off towards the girls, I realized I was alone now. No new friends to provide me comfort, however when we reached our assigned rooms I saw my owl next to a bed. "Bernard! I missed you pal!" My feet carried me over to open his cage and pet him while he jumped into my lap.

The other girls in my room all introduced themselves, 'Their names were Melissa, ummm Jennifer, and ahh what was the last one.' I had awful memory, 'AH! It is Lori!' They seemed friendly enough, being Hufflepuff and all. I missed Isabelle already though, but luckily I saw her at breakfast after getting my schedule. I of course as a first year and fellow Hufflepuff had all my classes with Newt, but I only had 4 with Isabelle. I sat with her at the end of the Ravenclaw table as breakfast wasn't too strict on keeping houses apart, comparing schedules. "I have Transfiguration, Charms, History of Magic, and Astronomy wiht you!" I said excitedly, she seemed pleased as well. Her smile was wide as there weren't too many people around, "Have you read any of your textbooks yet?"

Sheepishly I shook my head, "No... I was too busy saying goodbye to all my pets and deciding what to pack.." She giggled at my comment, "That's why you didn't get Ravenclaw. I can help you study to get ahead. I have read the first couple chapters of my books." My eyes widened in shock, 'I see why she got Ravenclaw.' I laughed as I felt a prescense behind me. Turning I groaned at the sight of Tobias, "Hey Toby, what do you want?" He didn't seem to like my nickname as he sneered and gave me a glare, "How about you mudbloods go back wherever it is you came from?"

I held back a snarl, "How about you stop using that word?" He chuckled and his lacky behind him gave a dumb laugh, 'I wonder if he understands this..' As I pondered their stupidity at not realizing I had a magical parent idiot decided to speak up again, "Clearly you feel a deep connection with it. Don't like hearing what you are?"

Rolling my eyes I stood up and got in his face while Isabelle grabbed my sleeve, "Let it go Tori.." She whispered and Tobias smirked, "Yeah Tori, let it go." If looks could kill, this kid would be dead four times over. "First of all, TOBY. I am a half blood, but that is irrelevant. You have no right to use that word or talk to my friend like that." He stepped back at the menacing tone of my voice, but kept running that dumb mouth of his. 'Seems like that's all daddy taught him how to do.'

"Doesn't matter, you have the stink of mudblood all over you. Watch your backs losers." I wasn't given the chance to retort as a teacher came over to see what was going on. Like the bitch he is, Tobias walked away before they got near us. Me being graced with full brunt of the lecture about how bad it was to fight with other students and how I should behave seeing as it is my first day. I just nodded along and took it, knowing full well I was gonna get lectured when I decided to stand up for Isabelle.

She just sat behind me, with a slight look of pride on her face. Obviously keeping her face down to not get an earful from the teacher too, damn smart Ravenclaws. Towards the end of the rant, I saw Newt in the distance behind the teacher. He seemed to be waiting for it to be over to approach. I collapsed onto the bench when the teacher walked away and breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank Merlin that's over." Isabelle started full blown laughing at me, "You don't think, I can almost see you being Griffondor!" I blushed and hung my head nudging her when I saw all the attention she was drawing. "Izzy! People are staring.." She immediately stopped and grinned, "Did you call me Izzy?" Nodding sheepishly in response, she hugged me abruptly, "I like that."

When she let go, she looked at her hands in her lap, "I haven't had many friends if you couldn't tell. Even in the normal muggle world I was left out alot." A determined look came across my face, "Well not anymore, you are stuck with me now." She laughed loud at that and smiled greatfully, "I'm glad." Newt came over after he felt like the mood had gone down and sat next to me, "What c-classes do you have Tori?" I laughed and shoulder bumped him, "The same as you silly. We are in the same house and year." His face flushed and he nodded looking at the ground, "Oh yeah. Forgot about that. Heh." He glanced up and met my eyes, immediately looking away again. I stared for a moment looking at his freckles, getting a bit lost in them until Isabelle grabbed my hand, "It is time for class, we have Transfiguration first. Let's go." Without thinking I grab Newt's hand and drag him along with Isabelle and I to start our first day at Hogwarts.

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Title: Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (12) Year: 1973 Running Time: 86 minutes Director: J Lee Thomson Cast: Roddy McDowall (Caesar/Cornelius), Claude Akins (General Aldo), Natalie Trundy (Lisa) Notes: Nominated for one award. Rating: 7 Thoughts: Following the ape revolutions and a nuclear war, Caesar must protect all the survivors against a human cult and a militant ape group. Let's recap. Taylor went to space and crash landed on a future earth. Brent went looking for Taylor, found him and a cult of humans that worshipped a bomb which blew up killing everyone. Zira and Cornelius did the reverse journey, just managing to get away as the bomb went off and landed in present earth (their past) where they gave birth to a son, Milo. That son was kept in hiding for twenty years before embracing a new name, Caesar, and rising up in an ape slave revolt. This starts with a burst of footage from the third film, just like the second one that had started with excerpts from the first. Then we get a load more from the fourth. Why do we need such a lame recap? And shown the way it is, a lot of it doesn't make much sense if you hadn't just seen the predecessor. It's as lazy an idea as the use of an orangutan narrator. A long preamble scene, very Western in style, slowly shows us that man is living alongside ape albeit with a slightly inferior status. It's just a few years since the last edition and inexplicably the apes have all moved to the outfits we are familiar with from the first film (chimpanzee green, orangutan ornage and gorilla purple), and the humans managed to destroy as much as possible with nuclear weapons. Confused? Thankfully this finally gets going as a small group head to the Forbidden City, to get hold of old tapes of Caesar's parents. They all speak as if what has happened was a long time ago, when in reality it appears to be about ten or so years. That continuity error is compounded when we find humans who are acting as if it all just happened. The film is really an action thriller but they try too hard, and then fail, to link it with the previous incarnations. It's full of holes, some mentioned, but there are plenty of others such as how the underground humans are able to mobilise a whole load of vehicles. That's a shame as after a slightly ponderous battle this cleverly examines elements of what it is to be human, when ape kills ape for the first time. It closes with a prescient tear sliding down the face of a stone statue of Caesar, and we're left thinking about how much better this could have been. The best parts are excellent but some of the way it is played out is weak.

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Below are the live comments for the ‘Live’ Video. It wasn't live but they don’t know that.

- Kay and Bommie’s relationship is honestly adorable. 

- oh here we go CL starting stuff, I’m almost sure she likes Gd.

- same im starting to think that wasn’t an accident.

- I ship Minho and afi…. so if they messed... it is what is is

-nah sis, Bunny Dragon all the way. 

- Okay yeah, Cl is being a shitty person here. what did she expect Kya to do? Not stick up for Adi, even though she left funhouse they still love each other.

-wait wait wait. Suga and Kay hooked up!! SUGA AND KAY HOOKED UP!!!

- #Kuga shippers its our time!!!

- Ive been waiting!!!!!! #KUGA

- Nah #KamKam forever!

- ^delusional

- Wonho is honestly so fucking hot. Like look at my healthy daddy running.

- Namjoon needs to stop avoiding Jackson. I need my #Namson moments.

- I find it so freaking funny hes avoiding Jackson.

- They got drunk during the blackout. Look at Taehuns face you can see that's his hangover face, 

- Of course the power goes out and they get drunk. 

- mood ^

- Did Kay really just try to act like it wasn’t her apparently screaming yoongis name. 

- A sex tape I need to see

- 100% would buy

- What song is this?

- La despidida by daddy yankee

- ^ thank you 

- oop Gd looks mad

- Look at poor daesung so cute!!! 

-Jackson is to much sometimes. So I get it. One time I had a friend like that and she was just constantly talking and talking and wouldn’t levae me alone and i’m an introvert so it was hard to always be there for her. 

- ^The cassie of her group.

- #KAYTOP evidence

- There it goes bobby talking shit

-Kay is so dramatic I swear. I’m over her bratty attitude.

- You can tell shes an only child

- Shes not being dramatic though but …. go off Ig

-oop Gd letting his true feelings slip. I clocked it.

- No I agree with what kay said. He was projecting his feelings for Adi on her. I wonder if she really did sleep with Minho and that's why hes so mad. 

- TELL GD WHAT IS UP! YOU ARE NOT OWNED !

- PREACH IT!

-yo someone needs to punch bobby out.

- THEY FUCKED AGAINST THE WINDOW?!!!? I cant!!!

- 😱 WHY COULDNT WE SEE THAT 

- I NEED THE KUGA SEX TAPE!

- Yo im no yoongi stan but that is bold af

- I also find it weird that daesung went out in the rain

- Seungri knew what was happening and just wanted to see

- #GdBeingPetty

- Gd is so fucking hot when hes angry 

- ikr Take me daddy

- ooooo Gd vs Kay!

- Money is on gd Kay is chilish

- sure shes being childish

- DADDY GD!

- Yo she just called out Jennie

- OMG BOBBY SHUT UP!!!!!!!

-I knew kay and bobby used to date. I saw how she was when she was in ornage caramel. I fucking knew it.

- I thought it was obvious!

- OOOO that's why Kay don’t fuck with Jisoo anymore.. I bet it was her 

-Oh yeah ! I am living for this drama!!

- King Bobby and King Jiyong lol

- I love it when she does that 

- lol she still made bommie breakfast

- is it weird I still ship her and bobby

- no

- yes

- Adi is so cute when she wakes up. Like a bbay 100% adi stan

- SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH MINHO!

-Yes sleeping not sexing

- Hes not wearing a shirt

- they are in fucking spain when its summer there soooo I bet its hot

-Theres a difference

- I don’t see the problem at all. Shes single so whats the issue

- Adi is a whole mood right now. 

- oh daddy Minho the voice of reason

- ikr I seriously love him.

- who came to the door? I didn’t see

- Jiwoo

- I bet they actually closed the door and CL opened it

- Shes not that petty

- girl she is

- OOOOO SHIT ADI THREW UP HER HAIR. THIS BITCH ABOUT TO FIGHT!

- yaaasss queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- oh fuck! she just really came and screamed in this bitches face.

- shes a shit starter

- you better be talking about CL ^ adi is just sticking up for herself

- Look at how big wonho is. he towers over adi. 

- I want a ‘Adi’s Biggest Dick Rider’ shirt

- oh CL doesn’t even look bothered 

- ^ true queen keeping it classy not trashy

- ^ oh fuck off CL was wrong 

- I support #SkyDragon

- I believe Minho. why would he lie? #HonestDaddy

- my thirst is real for Minho right now. Looking like a whole snack

-HAHAHA V confirming Kuga !

- I love V

- this is why hes my bias

-OOOO SHIT ADI GETTING READY TO RUMBLE!

-THE JOHNSON IS COMING OUT!

- CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!

- Yo did she just smack wonho out of the way? hes like at least 70 pounds heavier then her.

- ooo shit adi laying it down

- I am living for this ! fuck cl and gd

- they were friends first. Adi is just jealous!

- IK id be upset too! CL loves Gd and adi just came in and ruined it

- No No No

- Cl LoVes gD aNd AdI JuSt WaNtS To RuIN iT. 

- That's bullshit. Gd chose adi they are a good couple. CL should be supportive instead of being upset

- no I completely understand CL’s perspective, Adi should have backed off

- ^ no youre wrong so shut up 

- finally gd comes in!

- everyone is coming in right now 

- OOOO if adi went after mino knowing CL liked him that's fucked up

- ^ THAT IS WHAT CL IS DOING WITH GD

-Ik obviously CL knows Adi’ s feelings towards gd she should have been womn enough to back off. I would be petty like adi too

- no I don't think she should have gone after mino but I do agree CL should have backed off.

- WTF is Gd doing right now? like its the time to speak tf up

-aww Minho being the peacemaker

- I feel so bad he doesn’t want anyone to fight

- yooo my Russian princess! Katya spitting truth

- Katya is right! Honestly Cl should mind her business

- Gd is her best friend it is her business

- ^no its Gd’s and Adi’s that's it

-YO BOBBY NEEDS TO STOP OF IM GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND THROW SOME HANDS!

-You know you fucked up if Makayla is yelling at you

- My hippie queen is so beautiful

- ADI SPITTING FIRE! 

- Shes right bobby is fucking ugly

-No hes not! hes hot and hes right FunHouse is known for the sluttiest songs in Kpop

- so?

- it doesn't make them sluts

- SHE CALLED CL POCKET PUSSY! IM SCREAMIN!!!!!!

- I NEED THAT ON A SHIRT!!!!

- OMG LOOK AT HER FACE

- FINALLY SOMEONE IS TELLING BOBBY OFF! THANK GOD!

- Poor Minho still trying to keep the peace. 

- honestly its so far past trying to stop it at this point.

- FINALLY GD OPENS HIS MOUTH

- But he didn’t say anything though

- yeha all he said was he belives adi

- hes not trying to take sides

- okay right now he has to because it directly involves him.

- I lOvE bObBy - shut up jisoo

- Jisoo ‘let me make it about myself’ Kim

- shes just sticking up for herself, what is with all this hate?

- ITS NOT THE FUCKING TIME! THATS THE PROBLEM!

-STAN ROSE STAN THE QUEEN

-Rose is the only real one in BlackPink, I’ll say it 

- Lisa too

- ^ I said what I said

-YOOOOOO CL IS BUGGING!

- Even rose knew CL fucked up look at her face

- someone make that a gif

- CL is wrong she did not have to bring up Shawn and Edward

- she did it because she was losing

- no she did it because Arianna needed to hear it. 

- ^ this

- No that's fucked up because it has nothing to do with the argument!

- exactly! #QueenKatya

- Shes right! Its not the person who had the cheating partner’s fault they cheated. 

- YOOO JISOO WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT YOU LOVED BOBBY 

- katya don’t give no fucks she just exposed the shit out of them

- shes lying 

- ^exactly shes just starting shirt like adi. Jisoo never cheated on bobby. come on

- OOOOOO ADI SWUNG

- !!!

- SHE IS BEATING HER ASS

- OMFG!!!

- I NEED TO MAKE GIFS!

-JISOO JUST SWUNG TOO!

- KATYA FUCKING FLUNG HER!

-lisa is stupid did sje really try it?

- V and katya are couple goals honestly

- I bet you if he could v would be swinging too

- Taehyung would never hit a girl

- ^ she wasn’t saying that she was saying that if he could he would hit Lisa for coming at Katya. 

- Look bobbys going to try and protect his butt buddy CL

- they are friends and Adi is assaulting her

- SHIT I WOULD TOO!

- King Jb stopping the fight

- ADI TOOK CL’S EXTENSTIONS OUT!!!

- OMG!

- where do you see it?

- LOWER LEFT IS CL’S EXTENSTIONS!!!

- mama bear draven has such big dick energy my big gay ass cant handle it

- Look at how she looked at CL . shes going to swing

- CL should swing at her! Ugly bitch 

- Katya is terrifying speaking like that

- wheres the Russian fans what is she saying

- shes calling the girls inside dirty whores who fuck there fathers

- V & Katya are what iwant in a marriage

- Did Makayla just say that Haerin slept with Mino?

- I clocked that too^

- Angry draven is so hot

- Katya is seriously terrifying right now

- Adi is ready for round too

- she looks like Muhammad Ali

- ugly ?

- ^ no like shes going to kick your bias in the asshole

- what did she say in german?

- I love you ? I think

- She said CL has STD’s and that she loves Katya

-poor Makayla look at her she looks like shes going to cry

- #BTSStansFunhouse

-#GOT7StansFunhouse

- the power team right here ^

- If you don’t side with funhouse your wrong

- I know if your bias does and you don't your not a fan

- Army sides with funhouse

- no they are wrong! look at CL’s face! she didn't have to do all that

- honestly if kay didn’t open her mouth then this wouldn’t be a problem

- no no no CL said it there fore it was going to come out

- yeah whatever she said she said. that's how she was feeling

- she didn’t have to beat the fuck out of CL though. No one should ever put there hands on someone else

- ^ I side with Adi but she didn’t have to hit CL

- Yeah she could have just pushed her off like Katya did with Jisoo

- Katya only did that because Jisoo came at her first. 

- Funhouse is NOT the new 2ne1!

- ^ No FH is better

- proud mama bear draven!

- did she just call them twat snatchers

- honestly I thought the first fight in the house would have her throwing the first punch but im really glad its adi

- FUNHOUSE FOREVER!!

- ooh herecomes the shit starter

- ^ don’t be like bobby now

- Kay didn't start anything! CL DID

-CL started everything! 

 - ADI STARTED EVERYTHING!

- NO GD NOT FUCKING SPEAKING UP STARTED THIS ALL!

- I live for angry suga

- he looks like a kitten I cant take him seriously

- neither can bobby ^

- Can we mention how whipped monsta x is for Kay like doesn this bitch got a spell on them or something? and can I have it?

- Oh here we go with CL

- CL IS RIGHT! KAY STARTED THIS WHEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH!

- Oh your a fake friend then because you wouldn’t see anything wrong with this if you had a real friend

-^ periodt!

- EXACTLY ! KAY JUST REPEATED WHAT CL SAID!

- aww hobi 

- #Kobi

- I like how they are all ganging up on her now when her group is outside.. pussies

- good fuck her

- YO BOBBY NEEDS TO STOP

- FUCK YES SUGA!!!

- SHIT!!!!

- Boy gained my respect! STICK UP FOR YOUR GIRL!

-IDK why everyone is shocked. everytime bobby is mentioned Suga calls him a  loser

- Is it wrong I want to see Bi vs Jungkook?

- hell no I want to see it too!

- BlackPink is getting real bold! Now that they got a little fame they getting real brave

- they can! They are bigger then funhouse 

- since when? Funhouse has more awards and titles then them.

- maybe bigger in korea

- not really ^

- oh look the dram aqueen cant handle being yelled at

- shes not being yelled at ^ shes being ganged up on

- I knew matthew be slinging dick

- oh hell yes 

- you know hes packing too

- Kay is right though if she was a man her antics wouldn't be a problem 

- but shes not a  man so she has to deal with the whore label

- ^ you are an asshole 

- No shes pulling the feminist card. shes a slut and she has to deal with it. shes been a slut since liam and she still hasn’t grown out of it

- ^ it must be so sad to be you

- my baby is crying! 

- Aww hobi loves her look at how hurt he is to see her cry

- she should be crying! She fucked up! Adi should be crying too! I hope that bitch gets charged with assault! 

- people need to stop crowding her though, she looks like she cant breathe

- SHOWNU SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

- Monsta X is Kay’s posse for real

- yo someone needs to pop jennie in her fucking mouth

- I know shes pissing me off

- why is veryone coming for Jennie all shes doing is talking

- talking shit!

- #KamKam strikes again

- ^ ikr I love them so much

- ^ tiffany ships it too I guess

- ^ why does she have to bring Jackson into it though?

- SEE I TOLD YOU! SHE COULDN’T BREATHE!

- Oh now gd wants to step in to help? good im glas Jin and Jimin stop him

- he could have pushed past them if he truly wanted to help though

- look at yoongi when namjoon said that though! he looked so worried

- then bobby popped him

- Hero Jackson getting his future wife out of crisis

- future wife? not anymore I bet

- I wouldn’t marry her

- ^ speak for yourself anyone in funhouse id get down on my knees for

- ADI AND KATYA REALLY WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW!

- IM SCREAMING!!

- YOOO SHE JUST REALLY FLING JISOO

- she needs to get Jennie

- SHES VIOLENT AF! 

- ^ the fight was supposed to be over and this ratchet bitch just started it again

- again with pocket pussy 

-^ I need that shirt now

- YAAAASSSSS QUEENS!!

-You know damn well Jungkook did that push on purpose

- I know hes really ready to fucking fight someone

- FINALLY KATYA PUTS JENNIE IN HER PLACE

-what happned lisa? not so big and bold?

-^ lisa was classy she knew the fight was over

- yooo wtf did yuri say yesterday? 

- ^idk but katya fucked that bitch up

- what did she say? Russian fans!

- she called her a piece of shit

- ^ a talentless piece of shit

- damn Jungkook and wonho really snatched up there girls huh? I ship it

- Katya is with V

- doesn't matter I ship it anyway

- YOOOOO SUGA FUCKED BOBBY UP

- Maybe it will work like squidward and make him prettier

- bobby is hot af soo

- suga was wearing rings that not fucking fair. Let bobby put on some rings 

- ^ and he’ll still get his fucking ass beat

- he tried to choke bobby like this is no joke

- he sucker punched him Suga is a pussy 

- Yugyeom angry is so hot

- Taeyangs face makes me want to cry he was just trying to help

- jb wasn't going to let him outside

- lol adi’s petty fucking dance has me dying

- I am living for the drama this season

- this si the best day of my life #teamFunhouse

- Way better then the drama last season # Team2ne1

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