#original: bob's burgers

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Iceman: How did you manage to get this vacation time? Maverick: I told Cyclone I had some incriminating pictures of him...because I drew some incriminating pictures of him.

[itsagentromanoff]

[Tony starts to do maintenance on Bucky's arm]

Tony: Barnes, you're gonna put your clothes back on, right?

Bucky: [in his underwear] Oh, am I?

Tony: I--

Bucky: You're the one making it weird, Doll.

[akl-sketch]

Meet my first Tav, Caliel, a Selune light cleric/rogue - they generally didn’t know what they were doing but knew that the sassy vampire needed kindness and the chance to learn who he was on his own.

[callsign-daydream]

Rooster: Oh, crap. Penny, I just realized something. I had a bad childhood. Penny: Yeah, I know. Rooster: What do you mean, you know? Penny: Look at you. Rooster: What do you mean, look at me? Penny: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Mara Jade: Where are the Solo kids? They're late.

Luke Skywalker: Right, maybe it's for a good reason?

Mara Jade: I mean, it never is.

Luke Skywalker: Maybe there's a cool new dance all the kids are doing! And they're having a dance off in the alley!

Mara Jade: Why is it in an alley?

Luke Skywalker: That's where people step to you, Mara.

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Dad Puckett: Our new home has soundproof walls. Zoey: Wait, so I can yell anything I want, and no one can hear me? Zoey: *rushes into her room and slams the door shut* Zoey: *audibly from outside* I LOVE MY FAMILY!

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

I just know Tina Belcher’s A03 account would go crazy

[bluebirbbs]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎁 To the amazing @drawthething / @drawthethingdoppelganger

I was commissioned by the wonderful @babsvibes and I’m so happy I was and I hope you have a great birthday! ✨🍔🌊

[bubsbobgers]

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[meewmo]

Unicorn Tina how I love you..........

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Rooster(who's on a caffeine high): I think I can hear my hair growing, especially the bangs - hey maybe that's why they call them "bangs"! (to his hair) Hey, keep it down! Hangman: How many espressos have you had? Rooster: Just one! I'm being really interesting right now, I can tell! Usually my personality's a little flat, did you ever pick up on that? Hangman: That you have a personality? No.

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: This is gonna be the longest hour of my life!

Agatha: Wait till childbirth, girlfriend!

[garlic-the-gnome]

the scene in the bobs burgers movie is so damn creepy

[peekinabout]

🍔🍔🍔

[iliketopgun]

Chaos: You did realize that they fight each other right? Also you like the anatomy

Rooster: Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already, and I’m tired of fighting. Goodbye!

[t4tboblin]

linda told bob she loved him for the first time bc he cleaned bird poop out of her hair with his shirt why the fuck are they SO CUTE