that’s how it went right
[Image ID: Three-panel comic about Dragon Age 2. The first panel shows Anders and Hawke, who is depicted as a brown man with long black hair tied into a ponytail and wearing a red cape. Anders is angrily gesturing with his hands and finishing up a speech with "...Andraste's words that magic should not rule over man. It is not ruling to simply wish for the same rights as any man!". In the second panel, Hawke lays a hand on his shoulder with a sympathetic look and says "So true bestie." to which Anders looks dumbfounded. In the third panel, only Anders is depicted in all grey and a blush on his face as he stares at the floor in disbelief. Behind him, google searches are depicted that each say: "where to but engagement rings in kirkwall", "spells to make your ass fatter", "average fereldan dick size", "how to find out if your crush likes men", "fereldan courting rituals", "marriage certificates for fugitives" and "deepthroat tutorial". ./ End ID]
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diversity win! the person verbally and politically eviscerating you is asexual!
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i'm halfway through this ask meme abt ravenstan staying at the broflovski house for the great hate south park embark and i cannot tell you how much it thrills me that rm!sheila went from hating ravenstan's guts and being like "you are the reason my family is in ruin; you destroyed our lives" to being like *pinches stan's cheek preciously* “this is orev :) and he's my lil matok sheli superstar <3" ft. stan beaming and her constantly mom-whacking jerseykyle with the kochlefl and reprimanding him for 'letting her son in law get away' like not even Raven Of Crimson Dawn but her Literal SON IN LAW.
anyways...branch in my EYE.
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do you think Orev effectively utilized girl power when he death dropped off of that tower
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SUNDAYS FUCKING. ANTI LYING THING????? HOLY SHIT
LITERALLY OH MY GOSHH
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level of bored where I just spent 15 mins flossing my teeth
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LOOK. Only 83. :(
I don’t know if the first one sent or not so I resent it.
83% is actually very good. where do you do this? i wanna try too
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My sense of humour is so so stupid
I have a shadowy version of me in my head that is way more sarcastic and down to earth and sceptic and serious and she banters with me
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and then they do. the end
[Image ID: Two-part sketch of Anders and Hawke holding hands, grinning and looking very lovey-dovey with hearts and sparkles around them. Hawke has long black hair tied into a ponytail with red ribbon, a short beard and the typical red nose stripe. In the first part, Anders says “I want to grow old with you” to which Hawke responds with “Wow me too :)”. In the second part, a big thought bubble comes from both of their heads which depicts them as very old men with long white hair, huge beards and wizard hats, also holding hands and looking lovey-dovey. /. End ID]
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@thesternest @wormbraind I don't know if I'm going to finish this, so just... CGI Orev in with your minds, but. Orev concept.
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Because it's your birthday I'm going to send you an ask for your other important fandom
Imagine Orev sending crows to peck at people who annoy him
(guy who controls crows): man idk why the crows are bothering you. maybe you just suck. haha idk :)
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