#orcxslayer

[tantumxlupus]

orcxslayer replied to your post:    [Sad mun rant below. Just need to let go ] ...

[-loves on- I’m here if you ever need to vent hun.]

[ danke honey <3 i just haven't really been able to vent since it happened. ]

[cockofdestiny]

"Do I have a sign here that says tall people gather around?"

[protectorofthecommonfolk-blog]

orcxslayer replied to your post:i’ve had bard since december and i just realized...

[I believe we had a thread that was leading up to that at one point.]

we totally did and it was fucking hilarious because there was no real context thorin just was like 'hey let's do the do and screw the screw' and bard was like 'wtf but ok' we should continue that one

[immortalxsm]

[-sends a puppy with a piece of paper in it's mouth reading orcxslayer-]

aye auntie

so youre really cool and super super awesome and i want to roleplay with you on my fem!bilbo acc bc yo my bella muse wants to be a little shit and piss off your thorin anYWAY I REALLY LIKE YOU BC COOL THORIN + COOL AUNT + fav equals my favest kk 

shoosh ily

[dearxbilbo]

"I lied."

m e m e

❝I knew you did so.❞ Says Bilbo, allowing a small smile to shadow at his expression. Not the best situation for presenting any potential kind of happiness, of course, but then again - the look remains yet far away from it, conveying unspoken sorrow. ❝And— I understand. Of course I understand. Why wouldn’t I? It was just— a right thing to do.❞

[bardofesgaroths]

✖

send me an ✖ if you think i play my character correctly

oh youuuuu thank you c:

[xukhuma]

orcxslayer replied to your post:

[No but it’s perfect tho. I’m so stuck with Thorin in that area it’s not even funny.]

#sdhfgjhsdf thank you thank you her wide eyed look did it for me. ;A; its very difficult tho cause you want that sort of middle earth feel?? how about OH OH! kate beckinsale??? from when she was in underworld. or mila jovovich from resident evil? lAUGHS IDK.

[petit-voleur]

My Tumblr Crushes:

thehotarcherdwarfkili (6%)

eveycomesundone (6%)

wildyoungboggins (3%)

orcxslayer (3%)

knowofdragonfire (3%)

youngkingofdale (3%)

dragonscovetgold (2%)

bilbothestinger (2%)

themirkwoodking (2%)

[tantumxlupus]

[ linds has pushed eph into another heat. dO YOU KNOW HOW UNHEALTHY THIS IS FOR HIM ]

[tantumxlupus]

[10:00:59 PM] he's a killer in the streets and daddy in the sheets: MITCHELL'S ASS IN YOGA PANTS

[10:01:57 PM] he's a killer in the streets and daddy in the sheets: Without a doubt Eph would have to just bend him over the couch and pull down his yoga pants enough to fuck him senseless (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[10:02:46 PM] he's a killer in the streets and daddy in the sheets: and Eph getting growly and posessive when other moms or dads check out HIS mates ass in those pants (◕‿���✿)

[10:03:47 PM] he's a killer in the streets and daddy in the sheets: then the next day Mitchell showing up to yoga with a love bite on his neck bc his mate needed to mark what's his (*◕‿◕*)

[immortalxsm]

♚ [-lays on-]

Send me a ♚ if you like my writing

auNTI E

[immortalxsm]

✶ [Psssst. We need a thread.]

yes we do

[tantumxlupus]

    Eph hadn't actually expected a collar, let alone one of such quality and beauty. Yes he was a male, but couldn't he find diamonds suiting for himself? The werewolf let out a pleased noise that was a cross between a growl and a purr, smiling to his new 'owner'. "I love it, sir. Would you put it on me, please?" Maybe he'd like being a pet. Shame it was just for twenty-four hours.

     ”Since you asked so nicely.” Thorin answered with a smirk on his face as he pulled a jewelry box from inside his coat pocket. When opened it revealed a collar made from leather, white gold, and diamonds. “Does this one please you, or should I keep looking?”

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Good boy. [Don't look a me Thorin wanted to do it.]

            "May I at least have a nice collar, sir?"

[immortalxsm]

xanserem replied to your photoset:i mean i guess im kinda cute

you misspelt very

excuS i kno my engl ihs  thank

orcxslayer replied to your photoset:i mean i guess im kinda cute

[Naaawwwwww. -loves on-]

sdfgh ; v ; shhhh --

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[7:28:31 PM] Linds: =D

[7:28:42 PM] he's a killer in the streets and daddy in the sheets: that's a small penis

[7:29:39 PM] Linds: You won't think that when I slap you in the face with it.

[7:29:46 PM] Linds: omfg I'm sorry I had to

[7:29:47 PM] Linds: XDDD

[7:29:55 PM] Linds: -puts self in corner-

[7:30:01 PM] cathal | jill: oh my god

[7:30:17 PM] he's a killer in the streets and daddy in the sheets: Well it'll certainly be smaller when i bite it off