#orcboxer

[derosian]

[pibblepunk]

because best friend :]

[c-53]

have a fuckin BIRTHDAY dude!!! Robots

YAAAAAAAY TYSM MAN

[the-punforgiven]

ask game #2: I definitely couldn't beat you in a sword fight as I have no experience with swords, but that wouldn't stop me. I imagine sword fighting with you and the mutuals at every location in your "cool places to fight your friends" tag, it would be so fun

HELL YEAH

That'd be rad tbh!

[maklodes]

Manifold bet idea: by 2030, there will exist, or will have existed, a video streaming service officially called “Blorbo,” which will have streamed a total of at least ten million hours of video.

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CG: I LIKE WHEN VENT POSTS SELF-CENSOR IN A WAY THAT'S COMPLETELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO ANYONE ELSE. LIKE "I'M SO SICK OF ****** ******* ******". I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IT. CAN I BUY A FUCKING VOWEL

GC: 1 L1K3 COUNT1NG TH3 4ST3R1SKS 4ND GU3SS1NG WH4T TH3 WORDS 4R3. YOURS S4YS "1M SO S1CK OF GNOM3S FUCK1NG P3OPL3"

CG: * **** *** ** **** ** ** ******* **** ***** * *** *** *** *** *******.

GC: "4 CR4B C4N B3 HUG3 1F 1T 3XP4NDS V3RY L4RG3. 1 C4N NOT L3T TH4 TH4PP3N"

[duxwontobey]

ahaha nice post clicks the meatballs to get the link to share and accidentally clicks unfollow and immediately the post is gone and my day is ruined and i will never find that person again

[omagpies]

orc stew!! this, together with a process video, was posted on patreon a month ago, and the original thread by @tim-official, @orcposts, @lokaror, and @orcboxer can be found here <3

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[zenosanalytic]

Fuck, "liminal spaces minimal prices", Na'garth the Night Stalker and Steven the Night Stocker: we're halfway to a successful podcast here people |:|

[barghest-arts]

Couple of orc boxers, inspired by @orcboxer's pfp :)

[samtheangelfox]

A friend alerted me to a post on twitter of @orcboxer's post on here and said I should dub it in my Strong Bad and Homstar Runner voices.... so I did

[the-punforgiven]

Assumption: you have done or are currently doing blacksmith type work as hobby

God, I wish

I'm a little too broke for that right now, unfortunately 😔

I do love working with metal though, and I wish so bad that I was financially stable enough to like, actually pursue that as a hobby tbh

[raspberryslut]

#easy. its the exact moment humans first encountered splashable water

[tra-archive]

https://www.tumblr.com/orcboxer/751394783703040001/gender-critical-is-such-a-funny-term-for-people?source=share

GCs: “You’re a woman/man no matter what you wear, do, think, or want.”

TRAs: “Hurr durr this is enforcing the gender binary!!”

Also this is really funny coming from the group that thinks “woman is feminine, man is masculine, non-binary is neither/both”

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: how do i bcome 6 inches tall

ROSE: My psychiatrist Raymond could help.

ROSE: He’s my……………………

ROXY: …

ROXY: rosey

ROSE: ……………………

ROXY: srinkray. hes ur

ROXY: say it say shrinkray

ROSE: ……………………………

ROXY: ROSEY

ROSE, deviously smirking: …shrink, Ray.

ROXY: AAAAAUGGHHH

[everydayconman]

Based on that one text post between @orcboxer and @endsfunniesart