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[austinlaw]

Season 3 cannot come any sooner!!

damn, he gonna flip his shit once he knows 😂

[austinlaw]

If your baby starts crying, maybe they just want a bottle of vodka. You never know until you try

[whitespringbunker]

always wanted to make a compilation of modus voicelines that send me insane in the membrane but there's a very real risk it'd end up being at least 15 minutes long

[sparky-speirs]

Get to know me

I saw @yeahcurrahhe-e do this and as I'm new to tumblr I decided to give it a go and try not to delete my entire account this time

Three ships: Speirton (Band of Brothers), tenrose (Dr Who) and peeniss (Hunger games)

first ship: Ninerose, Doctor who

last song: Higher ground, Red hot chili peppers

Currently reading: Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh, The Shining - Stephen King, Steppenwolf - Herman Hesse and The Brothers Karamazov - Fyodor Dostoevsky (ik its a lot, sry :cry:)

currently watching: Teen wolf and rewatching Dr Who/BofB

currently consuming: apple slices with cheese (pls ik it sounds weird but try it it's heavenly)

currently craving: me-time, snowy nights and pringles

current obsession: hbo war, the hunger games, pink floyd and history

currently up to: wrapping gifts, putting decs up, deep cleaning my room and listening to music

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[wally-b-feed]

[scrimblescromble]

Hello, I'm back, with things I have noticed about Eragon that makes parts of the book very strange or funny or sad

Garrow's farm is TEN MILES OUT from Carvahall, which is already small. What the hell was he thinking??? It takes like 3.5 hours to walk that much???? And Eragon walks FURTHER THAN THAT to go hunting at 15???? Go behind you??

When hunting in the beginning, Eragon spends days just going for one doe. Which, all things considered, is not a lot of meat, especially for what's probably a 4 day hunt. For one person, it's unrealistic to carry more than that, but still.

Leading on from that, I'm led to believe that their family probably mostly ate bread and vegetables, and maybe cheese. No wonder he's pretty attached to meat.

Despite living so far away, Brom knows Eragon's knack for asking Too Many Questions, which implies this happens often.

How the hell does Brom make money? Storytelling??? There's only so much money that can get you in fifteen years, he's definitely got something on the side. He was a gardener in Morzan's estate for a while...

So far up north and isolated, Eragon DEFINITELY has a STRONG farmer's accent. Combined with his formal training with the elves, he probably has the weirdest way of talking, where it's both overly formal and casual at the same time.

Eragon is such a prodigy it's not even funny. By the time he meets Murtagh, he's a good enough swordsman after JUST A FEW MONTHS that they're literally equal. Murtagh has been doing that his WHOLE LIFE with a really good swordsman. Magic also comes pretty good to him, even if he's not always sensible with it. He learns to read well enough to read full books in a week.

Eragon and Roran are pretty similar with the dangerous stunts they pull, except Eragon's are usually with magic and Roran's are physical. They are both absurdly intelligent too, even if Eragon is known to act like a dolt sometimes. In his defence, he's stressed and like 15-17 years old. All things considered, he could be far worse.

Somehow, with his back ripped open and cursed, with his dragon crashing through the crystal ceiling which is raining on top of him, Eragon is able to not only remember to stab Durza in the heart (requiring turning around), but also shout an unnecessary spell.

Eragon probably could do magic before he bonded with Saphira. His mum wasn't a rider and had the "genes" for it, and his dad was a rider. It wouldn't be as strong, but maybe he's such a powerful spellcaster because he had some sort of baseline.

I bet that the first time Eragon wandered into the Spine, he was pretty young, and everyone kinda assumed him dead. He came out a week later with a bunch of rabbits or something

The fact that the Blood Oath Celebration made Eragon very pale implies that he's naturally the whitest boy ever and he just had a constant tan going (likely, because he's a farmer). This is just very funny to me, that in removing all injuries it took his tan.

Another point for absurdly powerful Eragon - the fact that his accidental curse had such an impact on Elva, to the point that it straight up affected her development. It wasn't even a spell! Or intentional!

I'm sorry, but Eragon casting empathy and that unintentionally killing the bad guy is so funny. He was SURRENDERING, but cut a bitch so deep that he imploded himself. Iconic.

Literally he is just so nice. Willing to run across the world, separated from Saphira, to support Orik in his campaign - when he totally could have given an excuse, or even just say the truth, which is that he's very much needed where he is. There's so many more examples, but he's just a good person.

I'm sorry, but Oramis was kinda a bitch for assigning the one hour of duelling in his training. Like, it flares up his seizures like crazy (which he ALSO SUFFERS FROM), AND he doesn't stand a chance against the elves in strength. I understand the point, but something had to give there. At the very least, reassign someone that won't actively torture him??

Adding onto that, we know that he's only able to succeed at the listening to the forest task after the transformation. I suspect that the mind is a sort of "sixth sense", and we know that elves have stronger senses; it's possible Eragon would have to have been bonded for a decent while for this to even be possible. I bet anything that human riders were usually trained by elder humans, and Oramis was struggling with a fledgeling human instead of an elf, as well as the time constraint.

Why the hell does Brom look so old? Yeah, he's old, but Galbatorix doesn't look that old? Is it something to do with his dragon being dead? The way I assumed it would be is that riders look like thirty for a verrrryyyy long time, no? Is it because Saphira died? Was he just going to perpetually age? Or does the beard age him?

Your cousin who feels like a brother goes missing, ran away, after your father's death. Soon you're leading everyone you've ever known to the rebellion in a desperate attempt to keep them safe and save the woman you love. Your cousin is wanted, even more than you are. He returns. He's different. Barely human anymore, hardly the boy you once knew. He's their last, and only hope. His war cry has been the same since he was six.

Now that I think about it, Garrow really is the odd one out in the family. His sister was the Black Hand, a highly dangerous assassin and magician. His son is Stronghammer, one of the deadliest soldiers in the country. His nephews are Eragon and Murtagh, both highly skilled swordsmen and magicians, riders, and both known as Kingkiller. Garrow is a farmer who can read.

Selena naming her son Eragon is soooo funny. "His dad - who is a secret! - is a rider, and Eragon was the first rider. It's so uncommon a name even among the elves that literally nobody will know this. My abusive husband and the evil king both know I hail from this place. He totally won't stick out in any way whatsoever!" Iconic, 10/10. It worked???

If any of these are inaccurate please remember I am going off my very deep-seated knowledge from reading the books so many times at a formative age. I haven't actually read them in years

[evilkitten3]

(it's meeeeee to ghost of drawings paaaaast)

(you should draw more narutooooooo)

its been a crazy few years! i like to think im still improving, lol. thank u all for continually going crazy with me

[feyburner]

Tumblr username feyburner if you write fic based on your closet kiss jaytim art I will explode into one hundred thousand butterflies and ascend to a higher plane in joyous wonder /jk /OrAmI

Don’t do this to me I have like 9 wips I keep switching between right now…. and yet….. what’s better than getting trapped in a small enclosed space with your big hot crush who hates small enclosed spaces and could really use a distraction….. god Jason would be so focused on not freaking out or having a Lazarus Episode all over the last person in the world he wants to have a Lazarus Episode with and Timothy would be all miserable and squirmy to the point where it cuts through the bad memories and burgeoning green haze bc Jasons like okay you For Real need to stop squirming right now. or something else will start happening. and he is genuinely not sure if that would be better or worse than the freakout option. I am of course not writing this though

[tettine]

È così difficile crescere con dei genitori inaffidabili e immaturi emotivamente. Mi dimentico sempre di essere figlia e non un individuo iperadutizzato da sempre e poi quando scoppio a piangere per le cazzate mi sorprendo e non capisco. Ho bisogno di amore incondizionato e qualcuno che risponda ai miei bisogni in maniera sicura ma orami è finita l'età in cui qualcuno lo possa fare sul serio e mi devo rassegnare a dover vivere con questa lacuna emotiva per sempre

[diluvioaluglio]

Il mio blog orami è pieno di one piece ahahh

[crazy-so-na-sega]

orami è chiaro che i boomer sono la feccia....🤔

[kasja93]

Siemka

Średnio spałam. Obudziłam się jakoś po północy bo obok mnie zaparkował kolega z włączonym agregatem chłodniczym. A ja zdecydowanie wolę jazz od dubstepu 🤷🏼‍♀️ napiłam się wody i próbowałam zasnąć z dosyć marnym skutkiem. Budziłam się co pół godzinki myśląc, że już trzeba wstać

Wjechała kawa z mlekiem roślinnym, po szybkiej przebieżce wokół zestawu odkryłam, że nikt mnie nie okradł z towaru ani paliwa. Nie znalazł się również żaden żartowniś co by mi chciał zrobić psikusa.

Droga była całkiem przyjemna - w końcu to Francja. Dobrze się tu jeździ bo autostrady są drogie dzięki czemu jest stosunkowo pusto. Zatrzymałam się na przerwę by zatankować i przy okazji kupiłam sobie gotowe kanapki z serem i szynką. Wyjątkowo je lubię i raz na jakiś czas pozwalam sobie na taki luksus gotowca

O 15:30 zajechałam na firmę w Belgii dobę przed wyznaczonym terminem rozładunku xDD

Pani Katarzyna vel Nostradamus za długo już siedzi w tym zawodzie by wiedzieć, że mnie by rozładowali, jednak pracuje w myśl zasady „Wal w chuja kiedy się tylko da a jeśli już musisz coś zrobić rób tylko tyle by nikt się nie dojebał”. Zatem jak spedzio chciał poszłam się przywitać i odesłali mnie z kwitkiem :))) Normalnie złamali mi serce z tego powodu xDDDD Nowy spedytorek wydał rozkaz do ataku na 9 rano jutro :) zatem mam wolne. Może mi żaden opalony lekarz kardiolog nie włamie się na naczepę skoro wyrzucili mnie z firmy na ulicę?

Poza tym dzień jak najbardziej przyjemny. Przyszła glebogryzarka do domu i tata już spulchnia ziemię pod uprawy 💪🏻😃 chciałam się pochwalić jak dobrze mu idzie, ale Facebook oraz Messenger mi nie działa. Wywala błąd z logowaniem. Zatem nici ze zdjęć. Podzielę się za to tym, że jak sąsiadka zobaczyła naszą nową zabaweczkę to kij ją strzelił a jak tata poszedł do domu na obiad to doszła do „płota” i robiła zdjęcia xDDDD zatem już cała gmina i pół Polski wie, że oramy sobie podwórko. A może nawet i pół Niemiec (jej córka mieszka w Niemczech).

Od innej sąsiadki dostaliśmy drzewko ozdobne, orzecha włoskiego i krzaki malin. To było bardzo miłe :)

W skali od 1 do 10 to na jakieś 15 bym najchętniej już pojechała do domu, ale swoje trzeba w robocie odbębnić 🥴

Troszkę dziś narzekam, ale bez kitu jestem zmęczona. Odwaliłam dziś ponad 700 km, mało spałam i ogólnie męczy mnie strasznie nadgorliwość osobników biurowych, którzy wiedzą lepiej ode mnie a później i tak staje na moim.

[chelleamor]

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[lunarsilkscreen]

Queer Zelda

Miyamoto designed the hero of the game to be androgynous so that anygenderbody could imagine themselves as the Hero. (Well. Bi-gender continuum Hylian people anyway. That's why Ganon's the bad guy, he's neither Hylian nor on the bi-gender spectrum. #joking #orAmI)

There's a lot of topical things that can be said about the Zelda series, so I try to limit my scope when I write posts like these. I could fit so many tangents into this baby otherwise.

Everybody knows about Sheik and Girl-Link--Not to be Confused with Linkle, who is also a girl-link, but not Link in girl clothes. Even though she happens to also be wearing Girl clothes. I have theories about her, how she might be a maiden, or Zelda in Green clothes instead of her standard Hylian Blue. (And sometimes Pink. [Trans Zelda?]) And she's not to be confused with Tingle (or Twink-le, which is either how you describe starlight, or a whole NSFW section of the internet.)

Speaking of tangents...

Let me point out the scene where Link meets Zelda in Z64. "I hope he didn't see me/us." This could be interpreted as queer representation young children. Peter Pan is often played by young women in school plays, and then there's the whole interpretation of *only* queer kids enjoying theater in any aspect. AND then there's the whole spectrum of interpretations you can give to Peter Pan as a whole.

And then there's the hair-cutting ceremony in Japan. This started with Samurai who would cut their hair to depict the end of an era. Or end of their old life.

Life is measured in how long your hair is allowed to grow. And cutting it symbolized stepping into a new era.

But this is also depicted in a lot of Japanese Fiction as women growing out of their innocence. Because women with children also cut their hair to symbolize the *new life*.

This is a willful stepping out of the *girl roll* into the *man roll*.

In this context, Girl *is* childhood, and there is no difference between man and woman as older being. Which is a stark contrast to more western beliefs that suggests a clear separation of boy to man and girl to woman.

For women, this has a deeper context, that they (being women) have the option to stay in *girl hood* as a benefit given by biology and sociology (or the divine, depending on interpretation)

This is arguably why Peter Pan, is the boy who never grew up. He refused to take that *man hood* role in order to be a provider. To be a caretaker for the other *lost boys*.

(War is a terrible things that kills parents and leaves children without them)

That was a lot more than I thought I would have to explain to get to the next point:

Trans Ganon.

The Gerudo are depicted as a community of women led by a single ruler. And that one ruler is *allowed* to be the *only* man. Because only a Man can rule in a Patriarchy. And there isn't a benefit to multiple rulers *except* to cause infighting. So everybody else *must* be women.

This is why Girl-Link is allowed in the Gerudo city despite not technically being a Girl, and the Gerudo *already* know what's going on with him. Because dressing as a women, being a women, denotes subservience to the ruler. Who is the only Man allowed.

This is the masculine/feminine depiction in the yinyang and in the Bible. Why tribes were depicted as being *one man* the leader. And why tribeless "men" were remembered, despite being put through tortuous situations.

Because they didn't submit like the women did. (Note, women in this context is the negative use by masculine leaders who had their own way of thinking, not how I think the world should be. )

They didn't need to be taken care of by the systems in place, and like Moses, instead provided care and salvation.

(If I ever get any sort of notoriety, I'm going to be so cancelled.)

Speaking of Tangents...

So the Gerudo have a forced gender caste system. Where only the one ruler is allowed to be a Man. Zelda doesn't have any specific Gender, and can be either Man, Woman, or Shiek. Because all maidens, princes, or Princesses are Zelda.

This has a more complicated history that, from the perspective of the common people, all royalty are really men trying to be women (You know; "Liberals") But in all honesty, it's the stupidest thing based entirely on clothing and make-up.

But that also mirrors what the Gerudo do. All Gerudo are Ganon. All Hylians are Zelda. But there's always one who is neither Man, Nor Woman, Nor Shieka. (Not Ganon, not Zelda, Not Shiek)

And that is Link.

Despite being given he/him pronouns, Link is never given a gender. Because he is inherently Genderless. He is the *anybody* a stranger who hears the call to action and acts. The one who takes sword to the powerful, shields the weak, and cares for those who need it most.

The balance between both the Feminine that Hyrule depicts, and Masculine Ganon depicts.

(oh there's more)

[jewishdainix]

Did I really lose all my love for everything and everyone I love orami just hungry