I am 18. My pronouns are they/them or thorn/thorn.11/26
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Okay, those candy apples look... incredible?? Anyone else? Maybe I'm just hungry. 🍎 Take a peek at these Step 2 Moment Chapter icons! ✨
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look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.
so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way
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I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened.
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I don't really need to think of a cool pose for Jane, she makes the drawing pretty with no effort
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sometimes when I watch my stepdad interact with my mother I figure 'ah so thats why I write my characters like that'
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I know a company that does both these things and no surprise, when you shop there, the employees are always miserable and agitated.You should kill your managers in such situations imo. The only reason I receive treatment slightly above this is i'm lucky enough to have managers who are also bothered by these business practices. The water one is especially bad if you have heat intolerance, I was so sick regularly before I switched to a department with more leniency regarding water.
Depending on where you live these things may violate labor laws though so if you're in the same situation look into it. However in my experience any labor law violations happen without consequence regardless
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We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing
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Odysseus: I'm a monster now Penelope I'm not the man you once knew
Penelope, can see through bullshit, of Sparta: Move the bed
Odysseus:
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there's a lot of valid criticisms of the american government don't get me wrong but I'm not just going to keep letting people say that the electoral college is some kind of broken system that it's not. it's literally so simple. under a two party system, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal, so you got 25% chance at best, at beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down! You've got a 33.3% chance of winning. But I, I've got a 66 and two third, chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and a third chance, minus my 25% chance, and you've got an eight and a third chance of winning, at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 and two thirds per cents, I got a 141 and two thirds chance of winning. See joe! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you! At sacrifice.
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I seriously need people to understand that Penelope didn't wait for Odysseus for twenty years because social expectations dictated it, or because she was expected to be a faithful wife even untill she died.
Actually it was exactly the opposite: her father wanted her to remarry, some of the women wanted her to remarry, her son made her understand that if she took another husband and left home he wouldn't stop her. And at a certain point she recounts that before leaving for war Odysseus had told her that if he were to die, she could remarry whoever she liked (making sure first that Telemachus would take the throne without problems).
I need people to understand that Penelope's choice was entirely personal. She didn't remarry because her love for Odysseus had never abandoned her, because she knew that with no one else could she find that complete identity of thought and mind, that homophrosyne that she had with him.
It was not the choice of a woman who was modest and trapped by the expectations of her time. It was the choice of a woman who was freer and more independent than others, who preferred to remain without the protection of a man rather than resign herself to not having HER man.
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The same artist made these two 35 years apart:
1750s Henry Robert Morland (British artist, 1716-1797) A Girl Ironing Shirt Sleeves
1785 Henry Robert Morland (British artist, 1716-1797) Laundry Maid Ironing
WHICH IS SO COOL and also shows the change of fashion.
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I wonder if Jacksepticeye mentions would work the same as they do on twitter…
That the mere mention of him will summon him…
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polites: look! a half-full glass!
eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.
odysseus: penelope used to drink water...
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