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austinlaw · 6 months ago
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If your baby starts crying, maybe they just want a bottle of vodka. You never know until you try
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wally-b-feed · 2 years ago
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ladyofmelk · 11 days ago
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brokeback inferno canto decimo
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austinlaw · 5 months ago
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Season 3 cannot come any sooner!!
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damn, he gonna flip his shit once he knows 😂
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liputanpers · 1 year ago
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scrimblescromble · 5 months ago
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Hello, I'm back, with things I have noticed about Eragon that makes parts of the book very strange or funny or sad
Garrow's farm is TEN MILES OUT from Carvahall, which is already small. What the hell was he thinking??? It takes like 3.5 hours to walk that much???? And Eragon walks FURTHER THAN THAT to go hunting at 15???? Go behind you??
When hunting in the beginning, Eragon spends days just going for one doe. Which, all things considered, is not a lot of meat, especially for what's probably a 4 day hunt. For one person, it's unrealistic to carry more than that, but still.
Leading on from that, I'm led to believe that their family probably mostly ate bread and vegetables, and maybe cheese. No wonder he's pretty attached to meat.
Despite living so far away, Brom knows Eragon's knack for asking Too Many Questions, which implies this happens often.
How the hell does Brom make money? Storytelling??? There's only so much money that can get you in fifteen years, he's definitely got something on the side. He was a gardener in Morzan's estate for a while...
So far up north and isolated, Eragon DEFINITELY has a STRONG farmer's accent. Combined with his formal training with the elves, he probably has the weirdest way of talking, where it's both overly formal and casual at the same time.
Eragon is such a prodigy it's not even funny. By the time he meets Murtagh, he's a good enough swordsman after JUST A FEW MONTHS that they're literally equal. Murtagh has been doing that his WHOLE LIFE with a really good swordsman. Magic also comes pretty good to him, even if he's not always sensible with it. He learns to read well enough to read full books in a week.
Eragon and Roran are pretty similar with the dangerous stunts they pull, except Eragon's are usually with magic and Roran's are physical. They are both absurdly intelligent too, even if Eragon is known to act like a dolt sometimes. In his defence, he's stressed and like 15-17 years old. All things considered, he could be far worse.
Somehow, with his back ripped open and cursed, with his dragon crashing through the crystal ceiling which is raining on top of him, Eragon is able to not only remember to stab Durza in the heart (requiring turning around), but also shout an unnecessary spell.
Eragon probably could do magic before he bonded with Saphira. His mum wasn't a rider and had the "genes" for it, and his dad was a rider. It wouldn't be as strong, but maybe he's such a powerful spellcaster because he had some sort of baseline.
I bet that the first time Eragon wandered into the Spine, he was pretty young, and everyone kinda assumed him dead. He came out a week later with a bunch of rabbits or something
The fact that the Blood Oath Celebration made Eragon very pale implies that he's naturally the whitest boy ever and he just had a constant tan going (likely, because he's a farmer). This is just very funny to me, that in removing all injuries it took his tan.
Another point for absurdly powerful Eragon - the fact that his accidental curse had such an impact on Elva, to the point that it straight up affected her development. It wasn't even a spell! Or intentional!
I'm sorry, but Eragon casting empathy and that unintentionally killing the bad guy is so funny. He was SURRENDERING, but cut a bitch so deep that he imploded himself. Iconic.
Literally he is just so nice. Willing to run across the world, separated from Saphira, to support Orik in his campaign - when he totally could have given an excuse, or even just say the truth, which is that he's very much needed where he is. There's so many more examples, but he's just a good person.
I'm sorry, but Oramis was kinda a bitch for assigning the one hour of duelling in his training. Like, it flares up his seizures like crazy (which he ALSO SUFFERS FROM), AND he doesn't stand a chance against the elves in strength. I understand the point, but something had to give there. At the very least, reassign someone that won't actively torture him??
Adding onto that, we know that he's only able to succeed at the listening to the forest task after the transformation. I suspect that the mind is a sort of "sixth sense", and we know that elves have stronger senses; it's possible Eragon would have to have been bonded for a decent while for this to even be possible. I bet anything that human riders were usually trained by elder humans, and Oramis was struggling with a fledgeling human instead of an elf, as well as the time constraint.
Why the hell does Brom look so old? Yeah, he's old, but Galbatorix doesn't look that old? Is it something to do with his dragon being dead? The way I assumed it would be is that riders look like thirty for a verrrryyyy long time, no? Is it because Saphira died? Was he just going to perpetually age? Or does the beard age him?
Your cousin who feels like a brother goes missing, ran away, after your father's death. Soon you're leading everyone you've ever known to the rebellion in a desperate attempt to keep them safe and save the woman you love. Your cousin is wanted, even more than you are. He returns. He's different. Barely human anymore, hardly the boy you once knew. He's their last, and only hope. His war cry has been the same since he was six.
Now that I think about it, Garrow really is the odd one out in the family. His sister was the Black Hand, a highly dangerous assassin and magician. His son is Stronghammer, one of the deadliest soldiers in the country. His nephews are Eragon and Murtagh, both highly skilled swordsmen and magicians, riders, and both known as Kingkiller. Garrow is a farmer who can read.
Selena naming her son Eragon is soooo funny. "His dad - who is a secret! - is a rider, and Eragon was the first rider. It's so uncommon a name even among the elves that literally nobody will know this. My abusive husband and the evil king both know I hail from this place. He totally won't stick out in any way whatsoever!" Iconic, 10/10. It worked???
If any of these are inaccurate please remember I am going off my very deep-seated knowledge from reading the books so many times at a formative age. I haven't actually read them in years
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feyburner · 1 year ago
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Tumblr username feyburner if you write fic based on your closet kiss jaytim art I will explode into one hundred thousand butterflies and ascend to a higher plane in joyous wonder /jk /OrAmI
Don’t do this to me I have like 9 wips I keep switching between right now…. and yet….. what’s better than getting trapped in a small enclosed space with your big hot crush who hates small enclosed spaces and could really use a distraction….. god Jason would be so focused on not freaking out or having a Lazarus Episode all over the last person in the world he wants to have a Lazarus Episode with and Timothy would be all miserable and squirmy to the point where it cuts through the bad memories and burgeoning green haze bc Jasons like okay you For Real need to stop squirming right now. or something else will start happening. and he is genuinely not sure if that would be better or worse than the freakout option. I am of course not writing this though
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evilkitten3 · 6 months ago
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(it's meeeeee to ghost of drawings paaaaast)
(you should draw more narutooooooo)
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its been a crazy few years! i like to think im still improving, lol. thank u all for continually going crazy with me
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immunetoneurotoxin · 1 month ago
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Oh shit, this is NOT a drill.
Chapter 14 of Incendiary is finally fucking HERE.
I know I've been a little MIA. I disappear for nearly 5 months, drop a 14k word chapter, and dip again? The elusive AO3 author strikes again.
Forgive me y'all. I have been battling poverty and working for the man. I also got really obsessed with Split Fiction in March and April and GTA V this month. My interests might be scattered all over the place, but my love for texas toast is never ending.
This chapter kicked my ass solely because of how dialogue heavy it is (sorry not sorry). I wasn't kidding when I said it's actually 14k words. Chapter 11 was the longest at nearly 12k words, but this officially breaks that record. Take these 14k words as an apology for Incendiary not seeing an update in a few months.
See you guys next year!
/jk
/orami
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tettine · 7 months ago
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È così difficile crescere con dei genitori inaffidabili e immaturi emotivamente. Mi dimentico sempre di essere figlia e non un individuo iperadutizzato da sempre e poi quando scoppio a piangere per le cazzate mi sorprendo e non capisco. Ho bisogno di amore incondizionato e qualcuno che risponda ai miei bisogni in maniera sicura ma orami è finita l'età in cui qualcuno lo possa fare sul serio e mi devo rassegnare a dover vivere con questa lacuna emotiva per sempre
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lunamagicablu · 24 days ago
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Era giunto finalmente al villaggio dove abitava il Maestro di cui gli avevano parlato. Domandò ad alcuni del paese seduti nella piazza dove fosse la casa del Maestro. Gli indicarono un luogo non troppo lontano dal paese, verso la collina che dominava l’ansa del fiume. Orami era giunto a destinazione, non poteva aspettare domani. Si rimise in cammino e dopo poco raggiunse quell’unica casa sulla strada. Bussò più volte prima che qualcuno gli venisse ad aprire. - Maestro, sono venuto per servire gli uomini. - Vieni dentro ragazzo. Dunque tu vuoi imparare a servire gli uomini? - Si. - Non si impara il servire. Accade quando la tua mente non vuole ottenere il riconoscimento per le tue azioni, la soddisfazione della gratitudine altrui. Allora sarai libero di fare e quel fare è servizio. Il sole serve tutti senza volere la riconoscenza di alcuno. Franco Piccirilli ******************** He had finally reached the village where the Master lived that they had told him about. He asked some of the people sitting in the square where the Master’s house was. They showed him a place not too far from the village, towards the hill that overlooked the bend in the river. He had now reached his destination, he could not wait for tomorrow. He set off again and after a while he reached that only house on the road. He knocked several times before someone came to open the door for him. - Master, I have come to serve men. - Come in, boy. So you want to learn to serve men? - Yes. - You don’t learn to serve. It happens when your mind doesn’t want to get recognition for your actions, the satisfaction of other people’s gratitude. Then you will be free to do and that doing is service. The sun serves everyone without wanting anyone’s recognition. Franco Piccirilli 
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diluvioaluglio · 5 months ago
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Il mio blog orami è pieno di one piece ahahh
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amoeganism · 4 months ago
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i hope u know i edge to ur works 💞💞💞💞 (/srs/j/hj/maybe/idk/couldbetrue/youneverknow/jkimkidding/orami)
you WHAT
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crazy-so-na-sega · 5 months ago
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orami è chiaro che i boomer sono la feccia....🤔
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rythm-0 · 1 month ago
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filtony-blogs · 2 months ago
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may 5th
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Orami
yet another dude
this also counts as last weeks planner sketch because I got sick in the middle of the week and this is the only thing I drew
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