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imaginationblur · 5 months

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You can’t hold her back behind a screen no more! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

<< Honey Clove and Cassia >>

Ver. without the glow bc it could be alittle overstimulating

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fairycosmos · 2 months

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how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us

i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there

#anon #dont get me started girl u might as well just leave it alone #like u dont have the comprehension levels needed to even approach this subject productively #and im too tired to even try lol #ask chloe

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inkskinned · 2 years

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

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jinaxxo · 11 months

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the dunmeshi party if i were to be the lord of the dungeon.. just a glimpse into my dark reality..

#gonna try to draw izutsumi farlyn kabru and mithrun before my classes give me big assignments again 😭#sorry i havent been posting for a while :')#would also LOVE to draw the winged lion as a calico critter too if i get the chance cuz i think he'd look ridiculous lol #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi fanart #my art #personal #digital art #fanart #manga #calico critters #sylvanian families #laios thorden #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #senshi #senshi of izganda

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aftg4rd · 3 months

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hell of a workout pt. 2 💪🏽💦

#featuring ghosts fucked up joints. me too bud #soap and ghost having a Hot and Sweaty standoff trying to see who’s going to cave first #they just get increasingly more drenched and gross until they just end up making out on the sparring mats lol #call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soapghost #cod art #my art #ghostsoap #cod

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saltedbiscuiit · 5 months

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Apple Zai

#bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #Bungo stray dogs dazai #bsd art #bsd #my art #yes that was the file name: apple zai #ngl I don’t think I will attempt to draw leaves #or apples for awhile lol #I hope the lighting isn’t too crazy I tried #I might’ve gotten carried away lol #I haven’t even attempted bgs in so long #I had fun trying to paint the leaves and apples though?#it started off as a silly sketch and then I wanted to put some effort in it somewhat

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verflares · 4 months

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(draconifies your zelink) oh whoops lol

+ an extra pic of em hanging out together :]

btw, you can find these guys on inprnt! both as a pair, or apart :] You Choose.

#(the weakest pitiful coughs youve ever heard) yay #modelled off those ancient scythian deer tattoos..... i like how theyre posed and thought itd be fun. also feat slight ld redesign #makes em look like how they'd might appear on a mural together. ish. LOL i get too impatient to try stylising that much #light dragon #loz #totk #dragon link #totk spoilers #link #zelda #princess zelda #totk au #loz au #tloz #artists on tumblr #sighs. is this enough tags. i hope so #this is very much for Me though bcus i have too many thoughts abt botw/totk dragons. its silly #i was glad to draw my boy again though. i have more ideas for him that ill get around to in like. uhhh. Who Knows.#my art #zelink #you know what. ill add it here too in like the loosest most tragic sense possible #what if we were trapped in mindless eternity forever....... together <3 #dragon link au

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a-hazbin-reader · 8 months

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#alastor hazbin hotel x reader #alastor hazbin x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #I don't want him fixed #YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM #he's no fun fixed #I want him whipped and INSANE #come into MY HOUSE #try to fix MY MAN #lol jk #It was just too funny to me #had to say it

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pants-lint · 1 year

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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

#Mine is a drum corps show from 2015 LMAO #Carolina Crown's “Inferno” to be exact lol #this was during my peak Band Kid years and also the height of my Divine Comedy fixaction so this just scratched SUCH a good itch #i would literally just watch this like 13 min long marching band show over and over #and try to figure out what parts of the music represented what parts of the poem #thank god i had other band friends i could just word vomit about this too at the time lol #every few months or so i'll fall back into it and reanalyze it a lil weirdo too lol #anyway 10/10 show would recommend if you like band stuff n dante LMAO

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carlyraejepsans · 1 year

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sleebover

#undertale #sans #papyrus #undyne #frisk #myart #i was gonna doodle a thing with undyne going HELL YEAH and trying to take off her pants too but it looked ugly so nvm lol #imagine it. i your mind's eye #ponder this visage #well? are you pondering?

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ashoss · 4 months

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this idea wont leave my brain please help me !! YIPPEE HADES BATKIDS !!!

without the bg and text under the cut :))

asdhj probably gonna post like,, two at a time because thats ,, a lot,,,, of drawing ,,,,,,, so heres tim and jason! i think i got the hang of it more with jason lol

ALSO ALSO!!!

thank you to those who helped me with the titles for the batkids!! they were all really good :D (all on insta lol)

timothy: the tenured - thomson_at

#yeah jasons hair gave me ... a lot of trouble until i landed on this #i was debating doign a long hairstyle but i dont think it looked too good with the wreath lol #tims clothing actually gave me sooo much trouble #i really wanted to incorperate more of his red robin elements in it and so i really wanted to do the yellow bandoliers #but thats why he has the upper arm wraps #maybe ill redo him later #once i get the hang of jen zee's style more lolol #jason was fun though #askj commentary over #jason todd #red hood #robin #tim drake #dc fanart #dc comics #batfam #batman #ash's doodlings #hades game #hades supergiant #wait more commentary #i used apollo artemis and hermes for tim because i wanted more of that slimmer vibe #and zag i mostly used for jason #yeah im not super happy with tim but for like.. a second attempt im fine with it #btw if this were an actual game #id like to think that the protagonist would be damian #trying to find his father (bruce) and coming across all of his fathers kids and pseudo kids lol

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nikoisme · 1 month

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Malam concept,, wanted to draw more of him but i'm too sick atm haha

#malam malevolent #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent spoilers #art #digital art #i think god is trying to hold me back but i'm too stubborn. let me draw first THEN i can be ill.#huh. i think i'll give my diomedes short hair because they look too similar LOL

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carltonlassie · 8 months

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i just thing it's super interesting to hear what people carry every day. what makes you use that type of bag? what do you carry in them? and do you use them? is it for safety? is it for peace of mind? just like having cool knicknacks around?

#i always try to carry a multitool. gum. mint. pen. charger. water. bandaid. aquaphor. rubber bands & pins. eyedrops. advil + antihistamine.#mostly functional stuff #if i know im going somewhere where i have to sit for a while i'll always bring earbuds + mp3 player. earplugs too lol #polls

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actualfkingvoid · 2 months

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