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hotboxrocks · 1 day ago
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drunk lesbian sex
that is all..
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kata4a · 11 months ago
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going to a club with (apparently, I am told) a "cis men must be vouched for by a queer person" policy. anyway there are a lot of obvious things you could say about this if you're going to have a boring take please save it. but the thing that strikes me is how this is functionally identical to "girls get in free"
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radicalavender · 6 months ago
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if i owned a lesbian bar:
- butches/studs/mascs get free drinks, a kiss on the cheek, and my phone number
- femmes of color get a discount
- the bouncers are big beefy gymrat lesbians
- bi women $10 cover
- bi women with boyfriends BANNED
- straight women $100 cover (theyre there w their lesbian best friend who has a crush on them)
- tifs must read a paragraph of radfem literature before entry
- only songs by female artists allowed for karaoke nights
- womens sports or lesbian shows/movies on tv
- straight males $H0T ON SIGHT; gay/bi males… ur on thin ice
feel free to add ur own
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tokyosmega · 1 month ago
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dadtober day 18: trudy
featuring my favorite trudy quote like yes girl that ball IS round !!
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shrikeseams · 9 months ago
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god I just can't stop thinking about the noldor encountering running freshwater with so much iron it looks like blood while crossing the helcaraxe.
Maybe it cuts across their path, one last silent urge to turn back from ulmo and aule
Maybe it runs alongside their path, at least part of the time, the only unfrozen freshwater on the whole of the ice. Sometimes disappearing for a while, or slipping under an obstacle that they had to go miles out of their way around, but returning before desperation could set in.
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gydima · 11 months ago
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I might've had a little too much to drink tonight. I cackled to myself while making this gif and it isn't even funny. Just sliiightly gives me a feeling of judginess.
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royboyfanpage · 5 months ago
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Have I ever mentioned that I love Roy Harper before?
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bodhimcbodeface · 3 months ago
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It's important that my cats have different genders because I can say "you're my favorite girl in the world!!!!!!!!!!" to one of them and "you're my favorite boy in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!" to the other and I will always be right because they're not in competition with each other. if one of my cats came out to me as trans I don't know what I would say to them
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watatsumiis · 1 year ago
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walking a tiny little rex lapis around liyue harbour on an itty bitty little harness like hes some kind of weird dog
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mangoazalea · 8 months ago
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tumble dot blog
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inmarbleimmobility · 11 months ago
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modern au grantaire has absolutely unironically claimed to have rizz. i know this to be true without a shadow of a doubt.
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st-just · 8 months ago
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Half the group went to sleep disappointingly early, BUT inflicted enough of Heathers: the musical on a friend as I did the dishes to convert him, so calling the night a win
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kata4a · 1 month ago
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walking home in heels drunk
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radicalavender · 6 months ago
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im rewatching the good place (for the 2947936th time bc its one of my fav comfort shows) and one of the scenes i rly hate is when eleanor asks janet if theres like a search history for whatever they ask for. and janets like “no its all confidential. now what kind of porn would you like?” (and for context, janet is like... this information database that could also summon things out of thin air at request). and its so annoying bc (spoiler) janet is the one thing thats genuinely from the good place and automatically she assumes someone is asking her for porn. like her purpose is to interact exclusively with people who were so morally good that they end up in the good place, but she expects without question that someone would be asking her for porn. sorry but no porn consumer would end up in a hypothetical afterlife for good people. consuming porn is -28307401328471097 points. actually its an automatic ticket to the bad place.
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vegetus-vox · 1 month ago
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Everyone on earth is my very dear friend and home laps at the windows of airplanes in its eagerness to greet me.
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shrikeseams · 9 months ago
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Thia depends entirely on how you do relative finwion ages, but consider:
If Fingolfin and Maedhros are age peers
And Fingon and Maglor are age peers
Among other things, that places Maedhros and Maglor with the same age gap as Feanor and Fingolfin
And I can imagine late adolescent/young adult maedhros being excruciatingly aware that his primary model of brother relationships is feanor and fingolfin.
Like, imagine someone saying cheerful nothing to maedhros at like, nerdanel's baby shower or social equivalent, about how he must be soooo excited to be a big brother or not be youngest in the family or similar,
And then there's just a lil awkward moment where everyone avoids mentioning Feanor's reaction to the same experience
I'm picturing... not like it's a source of anxiety or angst for maeshros. It's not something that really worried him. But it is a source for profound persistent social awkwardness, in a way that maybe he can never quite disassociate from his concept of maglor.
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