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Ah yes, Team Mustang. The hand-selected, elite group of military officers who effectively spend their time…

picking up stray puppies

playing board games

making paper airplanes out of official documents and throwing them around the room

counting the colonel’s love letters

hooking Havoc up on dates

dreaming of miniskirt armies

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job?

[whispers] sleeping on the job

drawing on official military documents

drawing on Mustang’s FACE

cleaning… poorly…

snapping candid photos of the colonel on break

getting so distracted by an order to observe Mustang that all other duties get neglected

getting distracted from THAT distraction to bicker about Havoc’s love life instead

making shadow puppets and telling ghost stories (On duty. Reminder: this is ON DUTY. The Amestrians are paying TAXES for this).

hijacking rich peoples’ cars at gunpoint

dating the enemy

writing terrible song lyrics

bestowing a dog with a military ranking

ignoring reports on terrorism and kidnapping… to instead harangue Mustang about “having” a child

performing plays

legitimately ditching work. since when does a base’s top-ranking officer need to be around?

Is... is that Mustang passed out in a bar? That’s Mustang passed out in a bar, isn’t it?

Okay. I mean. The excuse may have been false THIS time, but the fact it’s an ACCEPTABLE excuse brings its fair share of questions.

flirting

forming the Eastern Command Paranormal Investigations Squad

.......only to be collectively outsmarted by one (1) dog

this

I... I don’t want to know

Yeah. Sometimes it’s better not to know.

I love these guys.

A Summary: Team Mustang.

In anticipation anyone might want to ask me where these are from, I thought maybe it’d be helpful to list everything now? Hope this saves any potential trouble!!! Enjoy!!! XD

Note some of these are omake and I know omake aren’t meant to be taken as seriously, but still. It’s Team Mustang shenanigans. They count. And I’m not even going through everything.

Stray puppies (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, HAWKEYE, MUSTANG):

FMA 2003 Ep. 13 “Fullmetal vs. Flame”

FMA Manga Vol. 4 Side Story “Dog of the Military?”

Board and card games (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, HUGHES, MUSTANG):

Chess: All across FMAB / FMA Manga, Ex: Vol. 8 Ch. 31 “The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail”

Mahjong: FMA Light Novel #3 “The Valley of White Petals”

Shogi: FMA Manga Vol. 6 Ch. 25 “Master and Apprentice”

Cards: FMA 2003 final credits

Paper airplanes (HAVOC, MUSTANG): FMA Light Novel #2 “The Abducted Alchemist”

Counting the colonel’s love letters (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC): FMA Manga Vol. 6 [Japanese only] Bonus Chapter “Roy Mustang’s Observation Diary” - also in Chronicle

Hooking up Havoc (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, MUSTANG):

FMA 2003 Ep. 37 “The Flame Alchemist, the Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery of Warehouse 13”

FMA Manga Vol. 7 Side Story “The Second Lieutenant Goes to Battle”

Miniskirt armies (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, MUSTANG):

FMA 2003 Ep. 13 “Fullmetal vs. Flame”

FMA Manga Vol 3. Omake “The Ambitious Alchemist”

FMA Manga Vol 4. Omake “The Ambitious Alchemist Part 2″

FMA Manga Vol. 22 “Campaign Promises”

FMAB 4-Koma Theatre

Sleeping on the job - aka Mustang has SERIOUS sleep schedule issues (HAVOC, MUSTANG):

FMA 2003 Ep. 37 “The Flame Alchemist, the Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery of Warehouse 13”

FMAB Ep. 10 “Separate Destinations”

FMAB Ep. 16 “Footsteps of a Comrade in Arms”

FMA Manga Vol. 6 [Japanese only] Bonus Chapter “Roy Mustang’s Observation Diary” - also in Chronicle

FMA Manga Vol. 9 Ch. 34 “The Footsteps of a War Comrade”

FMA Manga Blue Book Extra Chapter “His Battlefield Once More” - also in Chronicle

FMA Light Novel #3 “The Valley of White Petals”

Drawing on official documents (MUSTANG):

FMA 2003 Ep. 37 “The Flame Alchemist, the Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery of Warehouse 13”

FMA Manga Vol. 6 [Japanese only] Bonus Chapter “Roy Mustang’s Observation Diary” - also in Chronicle

Drawing on Mustang’s face (HAWKEYE):

FMA Manga Vol. 4 Omake “A Man’s Dignity”

FMA Manga Vol. 5 Omake “It Was a Grease Pen, Remember”

Cleaning poorly (MUSTANG):

FMA 2003 Ep. 37 “The Flame Alchemist, the Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery of Warehouse 13”

FMA Manga Vol. 6 [Japanese only] Bonus Chapter “Roy Mustang’s Observation Diary” - also in Chronicle

Also sort of FMA Light Novel #4 “Under the Faraway Sky”

Candid photos of Mustang (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, HUGHES):

FMA Manga Vol. 6 [Japanese only] Bonus Chapter “Roy Mustang’s Observation Diary” - also in Chronicle

FMA Light Novel #4 “Under the Faraway Sky”

Neglecting other work duties to observe Mustang (HAVOC): FMA Manga Vol. 6 [Japanese only] Bonus Chapter “Roy Mustang’s Observation Diary” - also in Chronicle

Bickering about Havoc’s love life in the observation journal (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC): FMA 2003 Ep. 37 “The Flame Alchemist, the Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery of Warehouse 13”

Making shadow puppets and telling ghost stories (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, MUSTANG):

FMA 2003 Ep. 37 “The Flame Alchemist, the Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery of Warehouse 13”

FMA Light Novel #1 “The Land of Sand”

Hijacking rich peoples’ cars at gunpoint (HAWKEYE, MUSTANG): FMA Manga Vol. 11 Ch. 45 “Scar’s Return”

Dating the enemy (HAVOC, MUSTANG IF YOU COUNT OMAKE IN CHRONICLE): This particular screencap is from FMAB 4-Koma Theatre

Writing terrible song lyrics (no one’s telling me Mustang was sober when he recorded that hold music) (MUSTANG):

FMAB 4-Koma Theatre

FMA Manga Vol. 12 Omake

Bestowing a dog with a military ranking (FUERY, MUSTANG): FMA Manga Vol. 21 Ch. 87 “An Oath Made in the Underground”

Ignoring reports on terrorism and kidnapping to harangue Mustang about “having” a child (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, HAWKEYE): FMA Light Novel #2 “The Abducted Alchemist”

Performing plays (HAWKEYE, MUSTANG): Fullmetal Alchemist: Daughter of the Dusk

Ditching work (HUGHES, MUSTANG): FMA Light Novel #4 “Under the Faraway Sky”

Off-duty at a bar with Mustang Out (BREDA, HAVOC, MUSTANG): FMA Manga Vol. 13 Ch. 53 “Signpost of the Soul”

Drunk buying flowers comment (MUSTANG):

FMAB Ep. 38 “Conflict at Baschool”

FMA Manga Vol. 18 Ch. 71 “In The Grip of the Red Lotus”

Flirting (HAVOC, MUSTANG): Multiple locations throughout franchise; this given reference comes from an omake

Eastern Command Paranormal Investigations Squad (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, MUSTANG):

FMA 2003 Ep. 37 “The Flame Alchemist, the Bachelor Lieutenant, and the Mystery of Warehouse 13”

FMA Light Novel #1 “The Land of Sand”

Athlete’s foot comment (HAWKEYE): FMA 2003 Ep. 46 “Human Transmutation”

Last three pictures (BREDA, FALMAN, FUERY, HAVOC, MUSTANG): Prince of the Dawn and Daughter of the Dusk games

#this........ isn't even everything..............#long post #non-dragons #FMA #FMA 2003 #FMAB #Fullmetal Alchemist #Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood #Team Mustang #blabbing Haddock #this is all just tongue in cheek teasing y'know #^.^ because #I love these idiots #could also bring up Breda dressing up as Armstrong to prank his buds #or Mustang procrastinating from work by cooking dinner with Fuery (despite the fact the colonel sucks at cooking)#or the exorbitant amount of money they used with military finances to purchase flowers for ghosts #or how they argued (like today's superhero nerds) about who would beat whom in state alchemist duels #to the point they forced Mustang into a fight against Edward #or kidnapping a state alchemist and illegally transporting him out of the country #or staging a coup in an ice cream truck #or... [trails off]#[laughing]#I really do love these idiots #the collective age of Team Mustang is 6 #and that's only because Riza's presence raises it higher #Roy Mustang #Riza Hawyeke #Heymans Breda #Vato Falman

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