#or some dyke shit like that.

[lesbian-stu-macher]

there are two types of people in the world.

those who ship mikaela and sable and understand that theyre both transfem lesbians

and those who are WRONG

[genderoutlaws]

✨ call for zine submissions! ✨

are you a DYKE? do you have a WARM FUZZY friend (or coldblooded bestie)? then submit a photo of yourself and your pets to dykeartist@gmail.com with any name/pronouns/caption you’d like included next to your photo, to be featured in a future zine called Warm Fuzzy Dykes, a photo collection with a halloween-y, autumnal warmth 🍂☕️🐱🐶🧡

requirements:

be a dyke

be 18+

have a silly lil guy

cutoff date TBD based on submission rate

[dirtyassvoiceactors]

Dorian meets Jester and Fjord aka Hot/PrettyBlueBoy meets PrettyBlueGirl and crushes HARD on her HotGreenGuy fiancé

I KNEW IT!

First off i was dying for my cool tone high charisma yet insecure himbos to meet!

Second and especially cuz i figured out why i loved Dorian so much from the start, which is cuz i think he has that same hot charming men yet insecure fumbling idiot(/affectionately) vibe like Fjord, but in the shape of a queer af bard kkkkk

Which as soon as i realized i just thought “THEY HAVE TO MEET, DORIAN IS GONNA CRUSH ON HIM SO FAST” AND I WAS RIGHT!

Robbie/Dorians face while saying “who is Fjord?…Oh, hello Fjord” and Travis/Fjord just trying not to laugh/blush at jester saying “not as handsome as Fjord” and Dorian looking at him and immediately flirting kkkkkkkk

which btw, i know Dorian is inexperienced and Orym is his first crush/love but idk if i just don’t really remember but i feel like all the times Dorian sounded like flirting or flushed while talking with or being complimented it was with men/masc presenting, which could mean that he only likes men, and i just ask if anyone headcanons him that way as well mostly cause when i saw people shipping him and imogen or him and laudna i was just ? cause i headcanoned him as gay since day1 basically kk

i only bring that up cause Dorian wasted no time calling Jester Beautiful but the way said it and the way he immediately went and said “who is Fjord? … oh hello Fjord” as soon as Jester said he just wasn’t as handsome as Fjord is adorable, like the way he and she complimented each other was just like pointing out the obvious and yet even though she complimented him by basically saying though he wasn’t as handsome as fjord, he didn’t feel offended at all, he was just like wait so theres a hotguy close by? and immediately like looked him up and down and shit and flirted kkkkkkkk

which btw is also hilarious that this was moments before he got jealous of orym’s attention to Beau’s abs and no comment abt his kkkkkk

like boy truly is helplessly in love with the little man kkkkkk

cuz i don’t even think he was crushing on fjord, i just think he was just like horny thoughts, kinda like w Braius

[ragnarockz]

HC or even a prompt

Agnes and Vidal have definitely made out in their local liquidation store and got kicked out because they were "being a disturbance" because I like the idea of Westview being more conservative lmao

Their levels of PDA are so interesting to me because I know sometimes Agnes NEEDS to be touching Vidal in public; she needs to be hand holding and hugging and kissing and other times she doesn't want to be touched! She doesn't want to touch anyone!

And Vidal's level of PDA is a little more 'quiet'. Slight brushes of hands, fixing Agnes' collar, standing so close to Agnes their thighs are touching.

And then there's times when they're both off of the rails. Date nights; nights after a shitty day at work. ESPECIALLY TIMES WHEN THESE TWO ARE OVULATING - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (No, they are not too old to not have their periods). Horniest little freaks in public; GOD!

And I think Westview, much like anywhere, is very mixed with being accepting and being resistant. It all depends on the people, the place, the environment.

Like I mentioned earlier, I think Vidal does use her authority to try and 'get away' with things. She can flash her badge and her smile and her status and pretty much get her and Agnes in anyway; do almost anything and people won't bat an eye.

But if it's Agnes; there's something that people pick up from her and may automatically peg her as a 'problem' (or rough, or angry, or untrustworthy) and those are simply on her body language, the way she dresses, the way she talks. She becomes a small threat.

So for them to get thrown out for disturbing a public place, even if they were trying to be as discreet as they can, it was definitely because someone pinned Agnes as a problem, an issue. Hell, they might have even heard about her being suspended. She's dangerous, violent. A wild card walking around with a badge and a gun and some sort of authority over the common people AND, she's definitely not a straight woman either.

[nerdyqueerr]

one benefit ive unexpectedly gained from lurking around nsfw tumblr is seeing how many people are really into the idea of their lovers being super handsy and touchy in public

[stardustedknuckles]

My roommate said that her girlfriend shaving my head in the living room was the dykiest thing to happen in this apartment but I gotta say I think the part where they went to fuck while I was in the shower after is a pretty strong contender.

[remix-of-your-guts]

sorry i literally cannot stop thinking abt that post that's like "tboy music is soft ukulele indie bugs and tgirl music is mean and loud and abrasive" cuz i legitimately cannot think of any music that fits those stereotypes except cavetown and against me!... which granted are arguably the two most widely known trans artists/bands but like. come on. tell me you don't actually listen to trans music without telling me you don't actually listen to trans music. two single examples does not make a pattern even if it follows patriarchal and transphobic stereotypes my friend. broaden your horizons and move beyond "trans men are soft uwu babies and trans women are mean and scary"...... i promise you there is a beautiful world out there of transgender music and transgender people breaking stereotypes.

[horrorfilmlesbian]

had a dream last night that inexplicably, there was [unidentified man] who was supposed to be the romantic interest of the weird ass sci-fi thriller narrative of my dream but then somewhere along the line my brain caught on and just started to pull in an entire plot where the self I was in this universe rediscovered lesbianism all over again and dumped him

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I've been doing a lot of grocery delivery in the country lately, so I ordered myself a nice bumper sticker so I fit in with everyone else's stuff :)

I've seen a lot of these lately, but they were all of a pride flag I don't recognize. Not sure which gender/sexuality has the red and white stripes with the blue with white stars in the corner, but I guess it's an ok design. The rainbow is the traditional LGBT flag, though, so I feel it symbolizes the collective queer community a little better and will be a little more noticeable/recognizable than niche flags, like this stars and stripes guy.

[loveydive]

just finished a 200k fic where my ship got a white picket fence ending

[sendmyresignation]

something I've been thinking about lately. i do think it's incredibly telling that almost 80 percent of the conversations around 'gatekeeping' and 'posers' and shit end up just becoming vitriolic hatred of 'alt girls' like i hate shit spotify playlists and dollskill fake leather edge and tiktok recommendations as much as the next person but this is a very big attitude coming from a website full of people who spent their formative middle school years shopping at hot topic for multi-colored skinny jeans while listening to like. falling in reverse or 21p unironically (this is a self-own btw). first of all teenagers having shit taste isn't killing punk music. but also why is the object of your hatred always boil down to a woman faking it? as if it isn't the single oldest stereotype in heavy music? like am i insane for thinking this is an issue

[h4ll0w33n-isle]

lesbian flower garden <3

[urfavedumbcunt]

Once i can think of more than 4 lines at any given time i’m gonna release some of the absolute horniest, most feral dyke sex songs y’all have ever heard i swear to god

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

Listen up you idiot zoomers who think people can still make meaningful queer art past the year 2000. We all need to sit around and read USamerican comic strips from the 90s because those are pretty much the only true capture of the universal gay experience now and forever, and anything past that is unimportant schlock. And like pinkwashing I think. We have to learn queer history, thats why we need to all ignore that what Im talking about is joke comic strips from the 90s and instead revere them as the most important work created, with nothing capable of surpassing it. Anyway

[torotits]

We couod be dyke dnp.. if yiu wanted

what if i wanted that so bad…….

[dragonstailbutch]

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