#or otherwise greasy

[amamillalatortilla]

i think the worst thing that could have ever happened to me as a Mexican™ was developing Sensory Issues that don't let me eat with my hands

[myfamilycrestisthedemonofdeath]

I know for a fact that the 141 men CANNOT handle a hot shower, the kind that you like to take. The one that is borderline painful because of how hot it is.... but it feels so nice and soothing, especially if you have aches and pains all over.

These grown men are military; too used to brisk, cool (heck, maybe even cold) showers that last 5 minutes at most. No shower thoughts to dwell on except to get it done quickly to get started on their day.

So I can totally see that when they try to join you enjoying your shower for the first time, they are in for a surprise.

Johnny definitely yelps. He tries to slide in behind you and hold you, but the minute his arms are under the sprayer, he's jumping, almost making the both of you slip. He probably mutters some garbled whines of "how the fuck you are under that spray, bonnie, it's too fucking hot the skin off me arms is burnt tae crisp, christ there might be a demon doon here, this is hell" and then he quickly backtracks and apologizes, "you are not a demon, just a lovely angel who enjoys water hotter than the sun's ass". He'll probably beg to have the water down a little cooler before rejoining you under the spray.

Kyle asks first to join you while you are already showering, and you can see his hesitance as he steps behind you, his eyes warily looking at the too steamed up mirror and wincing as the water splashes off you and onto him. "Jesus, this feels like a bloody geyser, worse than the goddamn desert heat", he grumbles, but after a while, maybe with your encouragement, he starts to not dislike it. "This why you always are hot, yeah?", he probably teases you with his grin, and while he takes a while longer before he fully joins you under the spray, he's enjoying how the surrounding heat is soothing him and how it's making you so soft and pliable.

"Bears cannot handle hot environment", is what you say when Price joins you. "I'm no bloody bear", he will say, but you definitely see him wincing while getting close to you from behind. This stubborn man is covered head to toe in hair, and while the situation for him is definitely uncomfortable, he will tough it out so long as he gets to be in control of how you clean your body. This hairy man has a fine body underneath all the curls drenched in hot water, and I'd be damned if you don't end up having a delightful time as he cleans the both of you.

Poor Simon will join, and I firmly believe you will have to either kick him out or really lower the temperature of the shower. He won't say much when he slides in, but when you finally glance back, this hulking wall of man is definitely lobster red and grumpy. For a stoic person, his body sure does a lot of the talking for him, especially when it is laid bare in front of you, and all you can read off him is that he will stay with you for your entire shower.

Lemme rephrase my point, they cannot handle a hot shower unless YOU are in it.

[chamerionwrites]

THE THING IS I think a lot of people would call me a pretentious food snob and while I would dispute this characterization (eat what brings you joy! I have zero prescriptive judgments about what that should be! Personally I have a major soft spot for grilled cheese and Campbell’s tomato soup), it’s not like I don’t see where they’re coming from. The trouble is that I am (1) cheap and (2) a damned good cook if I do say so myself, and I hate paying for things that I know I could make twice as well for a third of the price.

[ask-pavitr]

hi pav !!

i love ur hair.. im so jealous!! what’s ur hair routine??🤍

coconut oil prayer and genetics

just soak your hair in coconut oil for a couple hours then double shampoo it and never forget to condition

make sure to let it air dry and wrap it in an old t-shirt for extra softness

[scribbles-n-lines]

evil papyrus: I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT. I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU. YOUR PROGRESSION AS A PERSON WILL REMAIN STAGNANT FOREVER NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

evil papyrus: TCH. YOU DIDN'T DO A VIOLENCE. I'M GOING TO BLAST YOU TO SHREDS

[theafrochick]

Why do these fucking authors always take that man's hair. Give aizawa his fucking hair back bro. You cant be a greasy, tired old man without the long hair.

Stop giving these boys long hair just to shave it all off. Cecil was actually so right for having beef with Tully the Barber for fucking up Carlos' hair.

PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN

[dameronalone]

[watching tlj]

me: damn... kinda feel bad for crylo.. snoke is such a manipulative creep

[second attack]

me: oh :D I'm good now :D I remembered how much I absolutely despise this guy

[depoteka]

two worst things you can read under a post about hair care on instagram:

"don't wash your hair everyday!!! train it into becoming less greasy"

"you might have curly hair 🥰 try the curly girl method"

[ninjago-but]

Ninjago AU where everything is the same, but Morro has curly hair.

[aliensmoothie]

made a pretty tasty kitchen creation today . i made lil like circles of rice w some boiled spinach on top and then hoisin sauce with crushed up potato chips sprinkled on top . for not having very much food in the house it was quite tasty though if i could have something else as the crunchy thing on top i easily would .

[thirstyforred]

the purple from my hair basically washed out after first wash, and now i have this "too dark to be natural strawberry blonde, so clearly you tried to turn blonde into a redhead and fucked up", and it doesn't look bad, but i find it kinda funny that i need like 2 more washes at most to be able to make a solid budget cosplay of that jujitsu kaisen dude

[my-wildflwr]

Hair care is such a hassle but uust doing whatever you think feels best and right is still either not enough or wrong godddd

[cursedauxiliary]

Tf is my curl type, when I shower it gets nice and curly at the bottom but then just like becomes weak curls and mostly waves

[twilve]

i feel like ppl who are so loud about "eW yoU doNT shOweR thRee tiMEs a dAy likE I dO?????" are inherently the dirty ones bc like what the fuck are you doing that makes you need to shower three times a day or even twice a day tbh

[egregiousderp]

I’ve trimmed my own hair since twelve because of this. Not for…trans reasons, but because my grandparents were concerned growing hair out long and unmanageable (read: visibly mixed) would get talk. So my brother’s was always cut very short, and mine was cut and styled without my consent.

If you present female they charge you extra anyway, at most styling joints, so, honestly, it’s kind of nice to be able to do yourself if you can’t find a place that treats you nicely and the style you want isn’t complicated past being able to be kept nice and long.

One thing I find hair places never seem to know how to do though, is curly hair. (I’ve got that 3c hair myself.)

So, for any nice trans girls who need to hear this or who would also like to have the hair of Brian May or Rapunzel, you trim curls when they’re dry and in accordance with the shape you want.

If you try to make them even while wet, they always dry funny and then everything looks wonky because the curls don’t necessarily curl evenly in all sides. Some have more spring. (Especially if you side sleep.)

If you pull something towards the middle to trim the center will be short and the sides will be long. It’ll look like a little parabola. Even curls don’t really save you from that.

Bangs in straight hair you trim wet and measure using your eyebrows as a level most of the time. (Unless you’re Spock. I imagine he uses a ruler.)

If you do it yourself, the funny bit will always be trimming the back of your hair. But once you get the hang of it, it’s usually pretty easy and you just keep up with it when you notice bits that are dry, have those funky individual knots, or the shape is going wrong. Two mirrors works better than pulling the hair around over the shoulder.

You do want to do a bit of trimming if you get dead or dry ends snipped off because splits can travel upwards. (This unfortunately means I’ve gone from waist length hair to just past the shoulders, but that’s also because it’s being better oiled and that can make the curls tighter.) Usually places cut well above this so you have hydrated hair for sure and an even cut. But if you’re not about having a clean line, you can usually get away with trimming to the point where either doesn’t feel dryer than the rest of the hair and then oiling the ends so the splits don't travel upwards. That’s usually what I do. And doing it myself helps me feel…less controlled.

If you don’t do daily washes (which you shouldn’t. I’m a hypocrite.) a comb through helps distribute scalp oil down the shaft of the hair, protecting it so you can grow it longer and keep it sealed and protected.

Oils and conditioners are good and smell good but also protect hair for growth. Yes, you want them. Yes, even if the shampoo says it’s moisturizing.

Biotin is the classic vitamin supplement people recommend for hair nails and skin, but it shouldn’t be taken on an empty stomach or it can hurt. (In my case, it’s also growing back in white. Just food for thought if that bothers you.)

You're all doing amazing and look great.

i'm putting flowers in your hair as we speak.

And I’m handing you my pocket knife because you’re going to need that for the wheels of every rolling chair ever in your life oh my GOD.

Happy Growing!

but like genuinely some people do actually get fucking weird about it and genuinely do seem mad about it. sucks to be you asshole but actually I've had enough people trying to control my hair in wy life so I'm going to grow it as long as i want AND talk about the annoying bits about it.

it's like a trans girl was saying a while ago like "if you even joke about cutting my hair off I'm going to kill you". i stopped going to the hairdresser because i was scared it was going to get cut because I'd grown up with school and family trying to control my hair so fuck off actually.

[maudeboggins]

I've Got Your Number (1934): Pat O'Brien's character is just too hateable! When he flips Joan Blondell's dinner table to ruin her meal so she'll go out with him... that's unhinged behaviour