#or not idk im just spitballing

[leenl-len]

okay calling it now our magical book is actually a record of the past and this game actually takes place in a very distant post-apocalyptic future and we're gonna have a planet of the apes discovering the statue of liberty moment

[u3pxx]

had the stray urge to design the gavin parents. what if kristoph was their favorite what then ...

cw: car crash mention below

thinking abt the "all gavins are terribly nearsighted" headcanon of mine. in my mind, the gavins have no concrete backstory bc i ain't got brain space for that pftt

but. i think they're similar to the skyes in which they lost their parents when they were still young. in a car accident where kristoph and klavier were the only ones who survived.

with klavier fast asleep.

kristoph was 17 and klavier was 9.

i am a "kristoph raised klavier by himself" truther bc of the [waves hands] implications of all that like wow!

(having to become a parent for your little brother the growing resentment of having to be the parent of your little brother but he's your little brother. you must remember that he's your little br

ANYWAYS , what if kristoph was their parent's favorite. like klavier was the happy precocious kid during family reunions yes, but what if bright, brilliant, and promising kristoph was their favorite. have you ever thought about th

[sentientsky]

i know this has been discussed ad nauseam, but i'm doing research for a meta, and i'm slowly realizing that i will never ever be over the Good Omens Lockdown dialogue. especially that line towards the end (begins at the 02:50 minute mark):

Crowley: [...] You know, I could hunker down at your place; slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle—a case—of something...drinkable?

first, the unabashed expression of a desire to be near Aziraphale is so rarely evident (i mean, we have 1967 and other instances, but in the case of '67, an outsider could more easily—i guess??—interpret offering him a lift home as an expression of gratitude for the holy water). so, to witness his clear, unveiled desire for comfort and closeness (and to literally just watch Aziraphale eat cake) demonstrates the interpersonal progress made in the time after Armageddon't; he's not concealing the offer behind some flimsily-constructed reason (e.g., "I just didn't want to see you embarrass yourself"). in fact, he's implying that they'd be spending long lengths of time together ("hunker down", "a case of something drinkable"). and then Aziraphale's response is also really interesting, and kind of exists as a microcosm of their whole push-and-pull dynamic that has existed for literally thousands of years (begins at the 02:59 minute mark):

Aziraphale: No, I—I—I—I’m afraid that would be breaking all the rules! Out of the question! I’ll see you… when… this is over?

i'm sorry, but the sheer nervousness???? the grasping for excuses??? they're gay disasters, ur honour. breaks my fucking heart </3 i love them both, but also OUGH. azi, why?!?

[mohntilyet]

Personal headcanon about the "you picked the wrong dellamorte" line, I don't think illario actually likes rook outside the context of them being someone close to lucanis. Like rook on their own isn't much to him, but when they meet it's yet another person talking about his cousin (why isn't he good enough for whatever job they're hiring for?) and on top of that they somehow bring him back from the dead (another whole can of worms for illario). Now he starts turning on the charm, but whether he's actually interested or this is just one more thing his cousin has that he doesn't and it gets under his skin, who knows. Either way, rook ignores illario, the guy who lives off his charm, and is instead interested in the guy who's never even dated before and thinks giving someone a knife is how to flirt. Infuriating

NO THANK YOU !! i am genuinely sorry if i have ever implied illario is into rook like i see some takes about it and unless it like ties into your rook's personal backstory i don't seriously think he's romantically jealous. at all. my enjoyment of that line stems from illario's pathological need to make it about himself and not see his strengths but what lucanis has, and therefore what he doesn't. he's annoyed enough to try and goad you in the middle of a fight about the 'wrong' dellamorte and completely blind to the fact that the venatori are at best, a stupid fucking alliance, and at worst, a cult that will devour the crows from the inside out and illario would have been the one to give them the keys. he sees lucanis make allies, needs his own, and instead of charming the other talons/houses as he should, he (probably spitefully) picks the venatori. or maybe he just thought it would be easier. ugh he makes me want to telekenetically throw him around

[monsterfuckermilligan]

thinking about the fact that up until s15 the story always ends with older sibling killing the younger sibling, who basically was a parent to the younger sibling. it’s cain and abel. michael & lucifer. dean & sam. they all parallel the darkness & the light, who are the original siblings. however by the end of the show, michael is the only one who fulfills his ‘role’ by killing lucifer while both of their vessels (adam milligan and nick) are already dead. (michael also subsequently fills the role of chuck’s abraham and isaac, father killing his son obsession by chuck killing michael personally instead of him just being erased during the rapture like everyone else.) as for the originals, the darkness and her vessel (amara schneider) get consumed (eaten) by the light, essentially killing both the darkness and amara. and with the winchesters, dean is the one dies in the last episode while sam, aka the younger sibling, survives which means that the light is the one who survived. we know this because jack says “we’re in harmony” when asked about TD!amara, so he is referring to light/dark. but the power transfer with jack still leaves behind chuck shurley, aka the light’s former vessel, and jack says TL!chuck’s power is not his anymore, so it’s possible it’s not a full consumption, but simply another possession.

[leolingo]

i do think its a bit of a pity that the english speaking players get praised for their eloquence and a lot of people’s reasoning for voting right now comes down to wording and semantics during the debates when the players who don’t have english as a first language don’t get that kind of grace yk ? its not like they aren’t trying just as hard to get a point across, but fluency DOES get in the way even though they’re all pretty good speakers

maybe a countermeasure here would be allowing the non-english speakers time to write down their answers and think them through? maybe an extra minute or two where they get access to the questions before the other candidates and have the opportunity to organize their thoughts

[paintedkinzy-88]

Totally random but I thought I'd share this! I've actually made my own AU with the Apple Twins being dragons! Hilariously it's a silly little crossover with Minecraft, where everyone is a different mob!

Anyway Nightmare is obviously an ender dragon but I kind of ran away with things and made up an entirely new Overworld dragon for Dream! (Also for the sake of more dragons there's a Nether variant as well.)

And even better: Ink is something infected by sculk turning INTO a dragon! (Slowly.)

Also Error and his brothers are withers (slightly different from the norm) because Yes.

I just thought you'd like to see my not quite but also yes dragon balance AU!

(You don't have to answer if you don't want to, just thought it'd be fun to share!)

Hi yes I love minecraft again rn, watching a bunch more videos in the background while drawing and the such, so you caught me at such a good time bro, my interest is PEAKED.

The idea of all the realms having a dragon boss is absolutely killer I am shaking you so much right now.

Dream looks absolutely majestic, and the idea of Ink turning into a skulk based dragon I am in LOVE. Those wings are to DIE FOR. A skulk based dragon just in general is cool af ngfl. And the way I immediately knew Nightmare was the Ender dragon of this scenario LMFAO. Are the boys Endermen??? Or at least one of them?? Though I could also see them as zombies too.

(Coming back after finishing this to hit my dumbass for forgetting there’s LITERALLY skeletons IN minecraft. And wither skellies too fhwifbjw)

Error makes a perfect wither btw. And when you say all of them are withers, do. Do you mean separate entities. Three different withers. Or are they each a head of one wither. Cuz I am DYING at the idea of Error, Geno, and Fresh being a three headed being constantly arguing with each other SOBBING.

Also hydra opportunity, just saying—

ANYWAY yes I love this thank you very much. This is a very fun AU and I’m giggling to myself imagining the possibilities.

[5-pp-man]

Do you guys think Arajin's wish is going to change after this. Like he'll finally go to Matakara and he'll gear up for the whole shebang only to yell "I don't want to lose Matakara" or something

Or maybe he won't merge at all since it kind of caused this whole mess in the first place. Maybe he'll finally fight with his own strength without running away for the first time.

[fishwikipedia]

bcc the one currently kinda stagnant wrestling stable that i’m fully ok with remaining together indefinitely bc despite them not really being involved w anything important at the moment i like them being together on principle

[thetexasjerusalemcrossroads]

the fact there isn't more scott/kim/ramona out in the world..... tragic. where are the fanfics about my favorite power-failthrouple

[itsbebebrainrotting]

Okay so idk how qtubbo dying works (especially since we know he cant die because he isnt alive) but I think it probably is a "motivation to persist" kind of deal. Not a want to come back but a want to not shut down.

We know qtubbo has been suicidal for a long ass time but for a while he wasn't dying because he had to take care of sunny. He was one of the only people who could for a long while, and anyone else had their own kids to look after as well.

But then prison happened and sunny met her pop slime and the reset happened and she met her ma lenay and sunny (technically) had other people. And Tubbo didn't even have create, which was the only other way he really felt he could make himself useful. So he didn't really have a reason to persist anymore. A reason to stop his body from fully shutting down.

But he couldnt just die. So he spoke to the eggs and gave himself a challenge. A challenge he could use as an explanation to not come back. Limited lives No one else liked it but "it was what chayanne said and hes the boss". Or at least that what Tubbo would tell everyone.

And then he did die, he came back and he got a bit weird for a while before returning to a bit of a norm. But all of a sudden now Sunny isn't waking up. And sure, Tubbo has create but create wasnt his purpose in the first place. So why should he persist again?

Hes back on one life. And if you're mad then qtubbo wants you to blame Chayanne. It doesnt matter that there was no agreement this time around!

[mercutiotakethewheel]

rereading fablehaven is actually so sad rn bc like fuck im not eleven anymore wtf? i keep reading expecting to relate to kendra and seth like i used to but i just dont? like i can still feel the beating heart of love i have for this story underneath but its like different now. like this fun story is deeply sad to me now like what???

these kids joined the magical world and in doing so had to sever every connection they have to the outside world from before. they only have friends their age for like a ch of book 2, and after that they basically have no peer group. how awful is that for a couple of kids?

and they dont get to be kids anymore. seth’s mischief gathers consequences until he seems to lose it in the latter half of dragonwatch. kendra gains self confidence in some ways but then also becomes more and more burdened with responsibilities she didnt ask for and shouldnt have at the ripe age of 13-16.

like i dont even know

i might be projecting here and its def not this deep but i desperately need these bitches to re-enter the public school system and make some fucking friends their own age. please. magical or non-magical.

[amogus-real-not-clickbait]

welp, it's done! whiteboard rules everyone, it's time to let it die o7

this was so much fun what the heck!! we gotta do it again sometime :0 thank you everyone who joined or was in some way a part of this experience!!<33333

[perenlop]

making some kirby right back at ya pokemon teams.... hmmmm

[ever-after-portal]

Theory

What if when people go POOF, fairies and princes(esses)/heroes alike, someone new is born in another world. Like, if Bella and Bruta Sister died maybe there is one more narrator, or a new monster.

For a show the connected EAH and Monster High together, it didn't really play with that concept all too much. (It was canceled, I know.)

[artanogon]

thinking more about being trans