#or k//pop idols shipped with their teammates
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I’ll never understand the appeal of fanservice.
Like, am I alone in absolutely not caring about celebrities real lives at all? I love the things they make (like the characters they play or the music they make) but I usually know next to nothing about who the actor/musician/artist etc. is behind it and I don’t want to. Those are real people, not content for me to consume. I want them to have privacy and I regard them as completely separate entities from the things they make.
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one with this hard line separating fiction and reality.
#celebrities#like it’s super bad in Asian markets specifically#Thai bl actors who are shipped irl#or k//pop idols shipped with their teammates#their management companies encourage it!#they WANT the fans to ship them#and develope these parasocial relationships#but it’s a trap!#capitalism just wants to monetize your attention#and get you to buy their merch and continue consuming their content#at the expense of everyone involved#I feel bad for the celebrities man#fans are so obsessed with their private lives#and I’m here looking at the fans like#WHY are you obsessed with the idea of these two STRANGERS dating!?#it’s none of your business#it doesn’t effect you AT ALL#let these poor people do their jobs#which do not include playing out you’re obsessive fetishy fantasies#ffs man#go touch some grass
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hi :) im here for the exchange readings “how would you be as a kpop idol :)
my initials are TS ⭐️
keywords: exercise, purple concept, shut down dating rumor, go to dinner with manager/CEO, glitter, pretty lips, body language?, sparkly microphone, pirouette, meditation after first win, doing a challenge, leg injury, baking, park jimin, “darling”, hair bun
concept: im getting a siren vibe, a cross between sexy and sweet? maybe inspired by mermaids or sirens, a lot of purples (in one of your music videos i can see your group doing the “slow motion run in a big dress” but one of you will be drenched in water for this!!!! i think the makeup would be sparkly tbh
you would have this sweet elegant image (kind of like mina from twice) you would like to give recommendations of your favorite media to your fans on twitter or during v lives hehe (i think you’d look up to namjoon/RM a lot, teasing him for his cooking also oh) im hearing specially he showed you a pic of his pasta haha
group members: 5-7 (it can be where you started with 5 but then your group had members added after a while)
your position: main dancer, vocalist
overall i think to the fans it would look like some of your members have a crush on you (shippers would love this) im seeing you give them this signature smirk sometimes and a lot of fans find it super attractive lmao (there would be a compilation of you doing that) ? also i think you’d get a dog a few years in (also you’d beg your CEO or company to let you switch concepts is what im getting, maybe you don’t like the color purple) im hearing you want to do elegant and dark concepts :) your members find you supportive of them
(you’d get emotional if your family visited you tbh)
your debut song could potentially sound like this
shufflemancy message about your experience if you were a kpop idol 💌
end to start by nct
“dance on the surface to draw and draw and dance all”
Hey CB💕💕💕
Wow this reading is so awesome! I love it!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕 thank you! 💕💕💕💕
Let me get into yours!
Keywords: Cham, the sunshine, pink, heartthrob, our angel, stalkers, the fans favorite
Concept: You wear the cutesy outfit to match with the persona of your idol hood, it’s like lolita but at other times it’s starry with this soft makeup, when you shift it up to accommodate new stuff, I see you wearing fierce make up and hitting those vocal notes shocking your fans, your voice is super amazing to listen to and you always seem to reach new heights with your lovable character.
People love watching you on variety shows, it’s your laughter they love the most and the way you have fun with your teammates. You also seem to have a weird sense of humor and do you get flustered easily cuz I’m seeing a lot of blushing and those editors taking advantage to put those funny edits on you, I also see you like struggling in some challenges I’m sorry but your frustration is so funny 😭😭😭 like damn If y’all are on a fishing trip you won’t be catching any and the moment you leave and your teammate goes to your spot they’ll catch one almost immediately.
People love watching your vlives and you receive a lot of gifts in your meet and greet! Hehehehe
Group members: 5 or 6
Your position: Main vocalist, dancer
Overall: As a K-pop idol, you are the sunshine and the meme, people relate to you and enjoy your presence, they feel so connected to you and although you have saseangs and some jealous members you never fail to deliver when it comes, you have a hard time adapting to some concepts but when you get it, you own it like a boss ass bitch. People also ship you with some members especially one that you guys are really close, y’all even have compilation videos.
Your debut song probably sounds like this
Some cards from my goodie bag!
Praying mantis
In with the new, out with the old
Pig
Roses
Caucasian
The harvest is ready
Sun
Hope you liked it! 💕💕
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