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We are one flesh.
I am your end.
#my art uwu#the locked tomb art#platonic campal plz#this is not godforsaken campal if any of you tag this as campal i will find u myself u fuckin freaks#the locked tomb series#the locked tomb fanart#the locked tomb#nona tlt#nona the ninth#nona the ninth spoilers#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#the locked tomb trilogy#the locked tomb spoilers#they're so sibling i cannot believe the agony they've smited upon me i miss them so#tlt#tlt art#tlt spoilers#paul the locked tomb#paul tlt#paul tlt art#paul the locked tomb art
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my mom was defeatist when she found out biden dropped out of the race, but i told her i was having hope. seeing the posts about the donations rolling in, i think my hope is well placed
Hold your ground! HOLD YOUR GROUND!
Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day!
An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down -- but it is not this day! This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
#on-and-on-we-go-forever#ask#lotr#look i am just saying#if lotr slaps at one thing#(and it slaps at many)#it is in motivational speeches delivered by the heroes against overwhelming evil and bad odds#also fond -- to put it mildly -- of RIDE! RIDE NOW! RIDE TO RUIN! AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!#so yes#chin up to you and your mom and the rest of us#just posted the fundraising update and it also slaps#let us do this fucking thing and smite orange sauron once and for all#kamala harris 2024#get his ass kamala
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"I won't abandon you again."
I know people bash on Spy being a bad dad but I'm so weak for Spydad ;3; I just wanna see them as a happy family let me have this dammit-
Anyway Happy Father's Day!!! 🍰💖
#also this is a fusion but not a gem fusion#if that makes sense!!!#IF YOU TAG THIS AS A SHIP I WILL SMITE YOU#DON'T BE CREEPY >:(((#oc kind of???#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 art#tf2 art#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#team fortress 2 spy#team fortress 2 scout#tf2 spydad#spydad#tf2 fusion#team fortress 2 fusion#team fortress 2 oc#tf2 oc#my art#xed art
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The Mask | Jason Todd X Reader
Red Hood X Villain Reader
— in which you, a shy nerdy vigilante/Wayne family obsessed barista- is actually a villain that torments the Red Hood at night.
AU: Soulmate (bc I can)
Rating: Sfw
Note: Y/N is based off of Furina from Genshin bc I thought this would be fun and I saw a prompt somewhere, I think? It’s just my interpretation of it as to not step on anyone's toes!
Also, this isn't really a imagine. It's more of an Idea I was thinking of and needed to get out of my head! So that's why it's kind of not finished? Most of my stuff is WIPs anyway so this isn't really new.
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You were a popular villain.
People loved you. Maybe not the theft and distraction you caused but hey- we all have flaws? “I will teach this city the true meaning of Justice!” You’d boldly claim standing on the stage that was Gotham city’s tallest building- scarily close to the edge. “Join me- and together we’ll cleanse this city of its evil and corrupt ways!” You’d state so boldly.
You loved for the attention, the lights- cameras and reporters. That’s why the red hood could only shake his head. Another psychopath spewing their ideology like it should be praised- like it was the absolute truth.
Spoiler alert, it wasn’t.
The world wasn’t black and white enough for an ideology to trump all the others and ‘cleanse this city’. Fuck, not this city- not even close. Gotham was just in too deep. Too much crime, too much of a drug problem or a poverty problem- too much of everything. The joker was a prime example of that. The evil of this city boiled up into one twisted person… Anyway, you were an attention seeker, classic villain profile. Does it for attention- maybe mommy or daddy didn’t give you enough love? It didn’t matter. What happened was you were breaking the law and Jason was still on Bruce’s keep an eye on list. So, he’d keep his hands off the bigger more horrible criminals.
Still sometimes, only sometimes, he'd find himself listening a little too closely to your ideals- Like you believed in the death penalty for Gotham hardest to kill roach: The joker.
So, while Red Hood was chasing you... Well, it'd started off small, you’d steal from the rich of Gotham- sometimes even Bruce Wayne himself. -Those days Jason found himself chasing after you slower, not that he’d admit that. It was a classic Robin Hood situation and Jason… didn’t know how to feel about it. On one hand you were breaking the law, in the other, power to the people. Eat the rich.
Jason knew how it felt to grow up struggling so too see you helping people? It was almost nice.
What annoyed him though was your loud, for the people persona. “I will judge all of Gotham! Batman himself can’t escape my judgment!” Okay, slow down… you were fast and agile, but Batman would be able to catch you. And if Jason really put his back into it, he could too. Still, that never stopped you from making bold claims. It garnered attention, it was bold and daring and just what the people wanted. Your ideal matched up with what so many people were fed up with the batman for.
Eventually your behavior began to escalate. He didn’t know how much longer he could keep the Bats eyes from you. “This is a cult...” He muttered while he hides away on the roof of an abandoned building you holed your followers up in for a speech.
“My loyal follower!” You’d greet them with a smile and a bow. You’d put in stage performances. Sometimes with Jason, except he never knew, and the performance was just you and him fighting on the stage. Most days, some days it seemed it was just you acting and being alive on that large stage. Others you were preaching your words to the cult your loyal followers. You were building an empire and catching the attention of other criminals.
An empire that while he agreed with, went against the bats no kill rule. The longer you stood on that stage the less safe from the bat you were.
And no matter how much he wanted to agree with you, a small part of him still wanted... something from batman. You would be an issue.
“How much longer do I have to do this…?”
Red hood was no detective, but he was raised by the greatest one. So, while he was lacking in that department compared to the rest of his family (Even if it was just by a smidge.) He still noticed how after a speech or a fight- your smile, no, your persona dropped.
It was a persona you probably garnered for attention.
but still...
So how…
…That just didn’t make sense.
“Can I have your autograph…? Please?” A civilian would ask shyly, hiding behind a Batman themed phone case with a Robin themed charm hanging from that same phone.
The worst part of it all? You didn’t ask for the Red Hoods autograph. You asked for Jason Todd’s autograph, you were a fan of the Wayne’s. Gotham's golden family. No actually, it was the way you jumped up and down eagerly when you thought he was far enough way and did a dumb victory dance.
He sighed and leaned against the alleys stone wall as he watched you leave. A sense of worry invaded his mind as he watched you in your nerdy and totally lame Superman shirt walking away. All while staring at your phone.
He was surprised you recognized him. He was never in the public spotlight- maybe here and there when he was younger. Not now, not anymore. His death and how vague it was left question. Ones people didn’t ask when he wasn’t there, dangling in front of them like bait to a fish, they’d ask why and how and while they had a cover up: One the bat, the world's greatest detective made up. It still was messy. You must be a real fan.
He wasn’t even sure if that was really you…
It had to be though, there was no mistaking it. So, with your civilian name in his head, he walked back home.
“…so… lonely…” `
#dc comics x reader#dc x reader#jason todd#jason todd x reader#jason todd x you#jason todd x y/n#batfam x reader#batfamily x reader#Fem reader#red hood#red hood x reader#red hood x you#red hood x y/n#Tagging is so hard#Just let me live in peaceeee#Someone make tagging easier#i havent written in so long#have mercy on this fic#Ive been reading really good batfam fics so this is a lil sad in comparison.#DC fandom don't smite me#Batfam enjoyers have mercy Im just trying to add to the lacking fics in DC#Maybe not lacking lacking but I need more so I need to write some so ppl will see it and go “Omg I should write something too” And then BAM#-More fics
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beloved!!!
#neither of these characters r women >:3#mine#fan art#rote#fitz and the fool#fitzloved#realm of the elderlings#i was screaming reading golden fool let me tell you that. 'you thought i was bringing you flowers?' fitz what if i bit you#i am on . fools fate now. oh dear#after this im gonna. wait a long time before reading fitz and fool trilogy...good lord#also. u would not believe the amount of GRIEF. this drawing gave me. ive been staring at colour variations for like an hour#th pose is based off an Artus Scheiner drawing i saw n was like. thats fitzloved#i hvent read liveship traders i know i know. smite me down. listen. i dont care for boats i really dont.#i started reading it n was like i dont respect any of these people and then. stopped skdfbsdk#anyway. why is it 30 degrees. relax. its cooler next week thank god. this better b th last of th heat or im gna start biting
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Sparda sibling photo!!
#i love vergil i love lobe lobv vergil#FUCK YOU HES MILDLY CAMERA SHY I SAID SO#bbg#and dante.#(joking i love dante too dont smite me)#dmc dante#dmc vergil#devil may cry fanart#devil may cry#dmc#dmc5#art
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"aziraphale didn't want the kiss! it was non consensual!!!!"
then what, pray tell, does THIS mean?????
it's not that he didn't want it, he regretted that it had to be that way. the trembling, the hands pressing to his lips like he wants to feel it again, to savour it. it's supposed to be romantic but it's just heartbreaking.
#good omens#if i see ANYONE villianizing either crowley or aziraphale#i will hunt you down and smite you#they're more complicated than that#shades of grey remember#good omens season 2#good omens 2 spoilers#good omens 2#aziraphale good omens#aziraphale and crowley#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#crowley good omens#ineffable husbands#michael sheen#david tennant#david tennant and michael sheen#neil gaiman#go2 spoilers#spoilers#tag talk
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Hi I loved your doodle of sozo so I'm happy you want requests
Can you draw baal and aym? they are my favorites right now
I actually already have a few doodles of the twins in my little doodle horde!
They were moreso to determine how I’d draw them (especially since I’m in “the twins are literally narinder and forneus’s kids” club and i wanted them to resemble how id draw the two)
#aym is as much of an angsty fiend as narinder#he gets it from his dad i swear#but is an utter sweet baby past the scary persona#baal is the looks and is a cinnamon roll but will absolutely smite you#tgdart#tgd#cotl#digital art#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cotl aym#cotl baal#//ask#tgdrambles
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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shane’s tummy .. lordy .. 😪
#he gives me rabies#this is what obsession does to a girl#when i die and knock on heavens gate they’re gonna smite me immediately#“you thought about an old man’s fat tummy one too many times’#in other news#i think im finally figuring out his face shape#his face has been eluding me until now#we’re getting there soldiers. the battle is long and hard but it must be fought to be won 🥱#sdv#stardew valley#sdv shane#sdv fanart#stardew valley fanart
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"A Jester can mock, and the King cannot fight
For the gift of free thought is the jester's one right."
A sweet golden prince who lived up in the sky,
Listened to his families' terrible fights,
The ceiling would rumble, the tile would shake,
The throne room was fragile, and soon it would break.
He'd attempt to speak, but it never went right,
His father would rage, and he'd lose every fight,
As decades passed by, it soon became clear,
The King saw his son as a monster to fear.
The Prince quickly followed every command,
Only to be trapped by his father's cruel hand,
Years of destruction with no end in sight,
This war would not end with a large act of might.
And so the Prince stopped fighting fire with fire,
And instead he pulled out his golden stringed lyre,
Since he had no respect, he would leave the King's cage,
And swap out the throne room for a shining stage.
He taunted with wit and he giggled with guile,
And even his sorrow he shared with a smile,
His father's gaze lessened, his temper was tame,
As his once "Golden Prince" treated life like a game.
The centuries passed and the mirth never ceased,
The sun never set on the first son of Greece,
He danced for his siblings and bit down his pain,
Since each peal of laughter meant there'd be less rain.
There's only one role for which there are no rules,
So who is the jester, and who is the fool?
#trials of apollo#toa apollo#lester papadopoulos#apollart#sunny speaks#pulled out everything I remembered from 11th Grade Lit for this poem hopefully it's not shit#I wanted to play on the idea that has been spoken about in some of my fave ToA meta essays#That being that Apollo consciously (or sub-consciously) makes himself seem weaker and less competent to avoid his father's wrath#it is a very interesting part of his character to me I love exploring it#and you know what maybe I also just wanted to draw Apollo in a jester outfit#y'all should know by now that 90% of my motivation is dressing Apollo/Lester up like a Ken Doll#haha#Lester the Jester#just thought of that#also peep my reference to the “my blorbo was born alongside the birth of Ancient Greece” hc that I posted like over a year ago#I just realized I rhymed right and fight twice in the poem GODDAMMIT#Guys I'm a horrible poet Apollo's gonna smite me :'(
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He's SO annoying !!!! ALL SMITE !!!!!!!!!!!!
(heavily inspired by Attachment by @damnit-samnit)
#all might#toshinori yagi#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha#bnha#my art#all smite#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH jgghdbg#also sam if you see this#i love u i hope you're doing well <3#villain all might
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Should I be concerned that these are my comfort characters?
Seasonal depression is making me it's fucking bitch 😘❤️
#fanart#the magnus archives#tma fanart#jonathan sims#jon archivist#the magnus archive fanart#jon sims#edward elric#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#I think Edward would steal his lunch money#“come on Jon let's smite this guy”#“you know#Jon I have a personal relationship with God also“#do you think Jon will learn alchemy if he immediately knows about the gate by looking at Ed
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the bunny panties in question <333
#it’s meee#tumblr is always trying to nerf my video quality it makes me SICK#anyways body goes crazy#i need more pairs of these *cough cough*#*cough* check my throne wishlist *cough cough*#god is anyone else’s allergies fuckin them up right now????#also if you say anything about my messy background I’ll smite you#everyone wants a loser girlfriend until the girlfriend is actually a loser and doesn’t clean its room
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mephone5 and silver spoon 💪
#> slowly getting thru these by using the randomize feature on the wiki#> also thinking about how cobs said in theft n battery that all the mephones trying to kill mp4 were just an act#> no clue how true that is but i really played up the stereotypical anime villain for mp5 cuz of that#> and silver is well. silver. i mean just look at him#> ALSO REPOST THIS AND I SMITE YOU‼️‼️‼️#salem offers art#inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity invitational#ii silver spoon#ii mephone5#inanimate insanity fanart#inanimate insanity silver spoon#art#artwork#fanart#illustration#digital art#digital illustration#clip studio#csp
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rhea, give me strength
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