#or gilear/gorthalax

[certifiedwerewolf]

Isn't Riz like canonically aro/ace? Why are there so many fic shipping him with Fabian?

[spiderziege]

Mordred Manor! (with close-ups under the cut)

edit: i just put up some new drawings on my ko-fi, so if you wanna print this out as a poster or something, you can find it there at full resolution in the 'Misc Art' folder! :) (personal use only!)

[chungledown-bimothy]

pspspsps d20 artists. fig faeth in an "i <3 my slut dad" shirt. dads plural, even, perhaps.

[purrassicjet]

Bobby Dawn works in a place with at least four (an argument could be made for five) people who would kill him for what he did to Sandra Lynn that man is NOT safe

[islandoforder]

imagine you decide to go on the most awkward group holiday trip ever, like your kid’s friends and their parents, and literally everyone has relationship drama and situationships like at least one person you used to date and two people you’ve turned down are there guaranteed, and your kid and their friends have all gone to visit their friend’s ex/situationship’s corporate religious retreat and then suddenly like four gods are mad and someone is maybe dying and apparently the kids are all trapped in an extradimensional portal?? and then they just go to hell???? and you’re still stuck on this awful fucking trip just stuck in a room with these other parents and their goddamn relationship drama as you wait to hear back from your kid who, again, is in hell

[ewwww-what]

Are we all consciously pretending to forget that Gilear canonically said this to his 13 year old daughter, or did you guys all actually forget about it?

[a-jar-of-beetles]

I want to put all the people Sandra Lynn has slept with in one room to see what happens, specifically to see who would punch Bobby first

[dreamingeyes]

how fantasy high characters would react if you asked them to buy you pads

bonus gilear

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

[thisisnotthenerd]

the fact that the bad kids have titles is insane in general

but let's talk about fig.

fig, short for figueroth, faeth. i couldn't find an exact meaning for figueroth, so we're looking at faeth first.

[sidenote:

gilear means star over/of the sea

athenriel means garland of healing herbs

hallariel technically means tall daughter

lomenelda means starry twilight

sandra lynn could be a reference to common, meaning protector and lake respectively, or in elvish a reference to pine forest by a lake

i digress]

based on elvish roots, the root fae- can connect to several different meanings: fëa for spirit, faila for fair minded, fána for white and radiant. i would posit that the name faeth likely uses the first meaning.

upon taking her role as the mistress of the bottomless pit, fig creates her title. not borrowing from the legal precedent which would have her be called figueroth the faithless, but figueroth the infaethable.

fig took the name of both of her fathers as part of her title--insatiable from gorthalax and faeth from gilear.

insatiable refers to a greed that cannot be satisfied. faeth refers to the spirit.

the title infaethable, improvised though it might have been, refers to a depth of spirit that cannot be satisfied, not by those things inane and physical, but by that which may be nurtured in the soul and given.

in other words, an endless well of faith.

and is that not who fig is?

[days0ndopamine]

Where are you falling on the fh npc scale today

[smolandweirdwriter]

can't believe Emily fucking predicted the future back in freshman year

[purrassicjet]

The parents polycule should kill Bobby Dawn on behalf of Sandra Lynn

[sugaldean]

Silently adding Bill Seacaster and Pok Gukgak to my ever growing list of relationships in the Bad Kids' parents' Polycule

[amorhedera6]

the bad kids parent polycule goes crazy bc we’ve got

jawbone and sandrah lynn (serious partners)

hallariel and gilear (engaged)

gilear and sandrah lynn (exes, divorced)

jawbone and garthy (have hooked up)

sandrah lynn and garthy (have hooked up)

sklonda and pok (married)

sklonda and gorthalax (dating)

sklonda and gilear (brief low-key fling?)

sandrah lynn and gorthalax (exes, have dated)

wilma and digby (married, swingers)

jawbone (polyamorous)

and that’s JUST in cannon. you can play around w that however u want to. personally, here are my headcannons that further this insane polycule.

sandrah lynn and sklonda (regularly hookup, low key dating but w/o a label)

hallariel and cathilda (regularly hook up)

jawbone, sandrah lynn, & garthy (open throuple)

gorthalax, sandrah lynn, & gilear (definitely had a threesome at some point)

wilma, digby, & jawbone (regular threesomes)

wilma & digby have hooked up w at least half of em tbh

gorthalax and jawbone (regularly hookup)

and as of the most recent ep i’m going to go ahead and add

pok and bill (regularly hook up)