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gotta make fancasts for my ocs but damn i just realized i barely know celebrities
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actually I will say something. tired of being in fandom spaces and seeing the women get demonized while the men with the same/similar character traits either get sanded down and excused OR get called "babygirl" and such.
#bee's buzzing#yes this is about a specific fandom No i will not say which one.#but i will say. sometimes i get sick of it#especially when paired with '(canon male character who is an awful person) is a woman to me. i will not consider Any implications this has'#ESPECIALLY especially when i have been told. as a lesbian. that i should find that fictional man hot now-#- because someone thought up a hc where he's a woman without doing anyrhinh else or again.#exploring the nuance of making him either transfem or a cis woman.#clarification that i DO like transfem readings and such. i love them even.#i have just NEVER seen the hc im vagueposting about treated with. any of the nuance it would need to make sense#and because the fandom. again. demonizes a woman with the same traits#it just makes me raise an eyebrow is all
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Hispanic Heritage Month + Band of Brothers
For the last day of Hispanic Heritage Month (Sept. 15 - Oct. 15), I rolled up my sleeves to do some research on Latinos who served in Easy Company.
Here's who I found…
Antonio C. "Tony" Garcia
Here's the bio & gif set I made for him:
Ynez M. "Tito" Mendoza
Ynez was born September 22, 1925 in California. His parents, Jose and Carlota, were both born in Mexico and had immigrated to the U.S.
He enlisted in Los Angeles in January 1944, and joined Easy Company as a replacement. In October 1944, he was wounded in the lower leg by artillery, but returned to the line December 1944.
After the war, he married and had 3 children. He died on June 30, 2011 at the age of 85.
Wiliam S. "Guillermo" Metzler
William was born and raised in Naco, Arizona. His parents, Francisco and Julia, were born in Hermosillo, in the Mexican state of Sonora. They married, and later immigrated with their first two sons to Arizona, where William and his other siblings were later born.
He was living in Los Angeles when he volunteered for the U.S. Army in August 1942. He was one of the original members of Easy Company and trained at Toccoa.
He was killed in action in Normandy on June 24, 1944, at the age of 22.
Sergio G. Moya
Sergio was born on February 24, 1921, in San Francisco, California.
In February 1943, he enlisted in the U.S. Army. He was one of the original members of Easy Company and trained at Toccoa.
He was on the C-47 plane with Lt. Meehan that was shot down over Normandy by German anti-aircraft fire on June 6th, 1944 (D-Day). He died at the age of 23.
Joseph "Joe" Ramirez
Here's the bio & gif set I made for him:
#if anyone knows of anyone else please let me know! i'd love to add them#band of brothers#easy company#hispanic heritage month#joseph ramirez#joe ramirez#antonio garcia#tony garcia#Sergio Moya#William metzler#ynez Mendoza#mine: misc#i went down a rabbit hole looking into Francis Mellet bc the actor Alex Sabga-Brady is of Irish-South American heritage (per his imdb)#and it seems highly outside the Hollywood norm to hire a biracial Latino actor to portray a white dude ya know?#but I couldn't find anything that even suggested he might've been Latino so i gave up#ANOTHER mystery was Domingus (in eps 1 and 6)#he's listed as Joseph P. Domingus and played by actor Marcos D'Cruze and... surprise! I couldn't find anyone with that exact name#so either he was real but had a TOTALLY different name (i tried looking under Dominguez too)#OR he was made up for the show- tho it would be kinda weird bc he's an oddly specific character??#i found a WWII draft registration card for a Joseph Domingus Barreto from Lowell MA but didn't see actual military records#i also found WWII draft registration cards for a Joseph Dominguez Machado and a Joseph Dominguez Castro#both of them are in the likely age range and physical descriptions but again i don't see any actual military records only the draft cards#so ultimately i gave up#but if anyone knows anything at all about Domingus please tell me#or can confirm if he is a fictional character
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Ngl one of these days I kinda wanna try making a comic about space lesbians out of spite, just because I’m sick and tired of all the gay space comics being just,,, two twinks. And there’s a severe lack of science-fiction yuri in general 😭 (I can think of like. One off the top of my head. But it’s dimensional travel yuri not space yuri)
The gays got that Bravern anime but us girls need something too!!
I’m specifically talking about a story that’s got delicate care put into it and how the characters are written, with the focus being entirely on their dynamic and not the [CENSORED FOR SAFE READING] and [REDACTED] along with [CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS] that runs rampant in most of the stories I’ve seen on AO3.
#I’m thinking that the main characters are going to be an alien bounty hunter and a broke human STEM student.#the alien isn’t just going to be a space elf either#she’d look MONSTROUS with body armor and multiple limbs n stuff.#side note: this reminds me of this one comic I found a while back that I THOUGHT was going to be some good alien lesbian content#only to find out that the alien was actually a gu.#my disappointment was IMMENSE.#I just really want a cute story involving girls falling in love in space :(#spit takes#it doesn’t really help that in mlm fiction SPECIFICALLY the kind that’s predominant in fandom spaces#is the kind that I can only describe as being written by straight women for straight women.#I feel bad for those who want to read something that focuses more on their favorite mlm pairing’s dynamic#instead of what uhhhhhhh… spicy stuff they can do to each other.
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Totally love when commentary youtubers claim to have done a deep dive into a specific fandom but then what they cover is like the most basic level shit lol
Like the fandom is maybe up to your hips, how deep could your dive have possibly been?
I'm sorry, but if you come out of your research on any fandom still blissfully unaware of the fact literal bomb threats have been sent over fandom drama, or that people have literally killed themselves over false allegations related to fandom drama, or that people have been outted to homophobic families in countries where it's fully legal to murder queer people over fandom drama, then your dive was not deep.
#wading around in the kiddie pool calling it a deep dive#yes this is vagueing a specific youtuber#but piss-poor research is kinda his thing so I'll let it slide here#but also don't claim you did a ''deep dive'' when you clearly did not lol#just anti things#proship#anti bs#how do you come out of fandom research#harry potter specifically#and *not* know at least about the needle cookie incident?#I just feel like literal attempted murder over fictional characters takes priority over thirst traps you find odd
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periodic disclaimer that any mystra bashing on this blog is a joke and as far as forgotten realms lore goes i find her an interesting and enjoyable character. i would go as far as classify myself as a mystra enjoyer (although i do find her portrayal and presence in bg3 weak but thats not here nor there).
she is, still, the villain of gale's (back)story very specifically. i find it annoying that people who view it that way or who are critical of the relationship between her and gale (in a 'it was not a healthy good relationship' sense not in the sense that it shouldnt exist in the text because what) are labelled as hysterical and jealous mystra-hating fangirls ??? i mean ????? huh ????? whuh ????
#out of spell slots / ooc.#everyday im forced to read bad takes even though i try so hard to be a good person#anyway admittedly a part of my annoyance is the fact that i never self-insert even a little when i play games#so i take the insinuation that i ; me ; lare personally am jealous of mystra lowkey personally#like no yeah i adore gale we all know this. no i dont actually want to fuck him or wine and dine him myself.#and i find it a little weird that other people do actually get that way about fictional characters#but i fully get that thats a me thing lmao because i also dont get being into real people either#ANYWAY I DIGRESS being critical of mystra re: gale specifically is such a basic reading i dont??? understand the vehemence against it???#even if larian does fumble with them a lot they still exist in the context of the rest of the party and the game overall
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I'm sure you get this a lot but because my cousin and I love that one Danny Trejo action comedy, I always have to snap my brain into the right position when I read Machete's name. Maybe I should draw them both chilling
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#I do get it a lot#people have been comparing him to that Danny Trejo character for 13 years#on monthly or these days weekly basis#sorry if I'm about to sound surprisingy pissy and bitchy and petty in the tags of your ask in particular#please don't think I'm not upset with you specifically#but I've been told this same thing three times this week alone and it's only wednesday#and it kind of stopped amusing me a long while ago I'm sorry#I know people mean well and find it funny#but having your longtime deeply personal oc continuously compared to some other unrelated fictional character#just because they happen to share a name#wears you down eventually#I never respond to them because I don't want to come across as needlessly nasty and overly sensitive#over something as utterly trivial as this#but if I never give even a slightest hint that I'm not particularly delighted by it anymore#I'm afraid it's going to just go on indefinitely#answered#rancidslime#I've thought about changing his name numerous times over the years just so I wouldn't have to hear about Danny Trejo anymore#but he's been called Machete for 16 years so it's not easy to let go of that name
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Chat there is a disturbance in my bones most unsound [I realised I might be iffy sharing the trio with non-friends]
#it's more specifically the fact i hate being reminded hoe popular of an f/o Red is#fuck i can't blame em he's wonderful#my love is unique because it's me. same for them. and i respect that#i can't help but pull the sad s/pongebob face though like babe who IS this i thought i was the only one.......... heemheemwhimper#weirdly i don't mind sharing Duck and/or Yellow that much depending on Vibe.#in fact i get happy seeing someone selfship with Yellow hell yeah the world is healing!!! and Duck is the Best One he deserves-#-as many partners as he'd like.#but with Red. see i don't even mind people who lust after him. i'm very for it if it makes the purists scared yaknow#i'd rather defend someone mildly annoying than let someone say finding a fictional character attractive is morally wrong#but selfshippers. idk. i get gutpunched and reminded i'll just be seen as another person downbad for Red#my love for him goes beyond that. i don't need to prove it. but i'll be taken at face value and that's something i need to make peace with.#that no matter how i word things or how in detail i explain i Will be taken as dumb and/or insane. even though i'm not#that because i don't just selfship with Red but the other two aswell. even though i see them all as adults-#most people just assume otherwise and choose a more 'wholesome' looking ship instead#i don't want other peoples' outside validation. sometimes i feel like i should bc everyone else does.#i feel deeply selfish in blocking people for comfort. i hope they know i don't hold anything against them or hate them in any way.#i try to explain how much these three mean to me but i can never truly find the words. i've gotten close though.
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the worst thing ever is when you get into an old scifi show and after finishing it you learn it has NO tie-ins. like wtf do i do now
#pure gold takes by ME#the answer is read fan fiction but then ill have to find out which fanfic is specifically 1) canon compliant to the letter#2) characterizing the characters acurately and 3). good.#also 4) complete and 5) famous enough other people will have read it
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anyway vent over! back to processing my issues by projecting them onto my favourite fictional characters
#or something. idk I think I actually don't actively project my own *parental* issues specifically onto fictional characters that much#unless it's already just canon or if it seems very reasonable to assume that they likely already have that#i (ai)#I mean in a way it's Fun & useful to have a lot of life experiences Like This! (kind of)#e.g. I find I have much inspiration/ideas when I need to write about specific methods of parental control Tsukuyo has to bear with or evade#(this shows in One and two I'm pretty sure)#and besides I get to understand her. and Luka. excellent stuff!
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#i'll probs delete this later but sometimes people in the fandom go so mask off with the microagressions it's wild#no one i follow but seeing some of the asks and the discourse around carlos specifically#like you're going out of your way to make one of the 3 men of color on this show the “bad guy” when he's just as complex as everyone else#“he doesn't talk about things” yes this is considered a flaw; something all humans are allowed to have??#maybe it's because i took screenwriting classes; but carlos is a fictional character; they're all supposed to have flaws#because they represent humans and none of us are without fault.#characters supposed to have flaws because we're meant to explore them; and at the end of the day; if it's done well...root for them!#we're supposed to look at carlos; someone who's avoidant and reserved and think wow!#we've watched this queer brown man explore his paternal issues; his reserved nature; his avoidant personality & find someone who loves him#in spite of it all#because he loved tk so much that he finally started to love himself
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I came to a realization yesterday, I think I’m just fated to love fictional captain characters with complex back stories named James. It’s happened three times and that’s two times too many for it to be a coincidence I think….
#the silverspot#bs#the captains in question being:#James flint/mcgraw black sails ofc#James Fitzjames specifically the AMC terror version played by Tobias Menzies#and my first ever fictional crush was James Kirk from Star Trek (specifically the films in which he is played by Chris pine)#I have NO clue what this says about me#I also find it funny that all of these guys are paired up with a usually shorter usually blue coded character (give or take)
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Fun fact: I can dress in a variety of styles in real life, but my outfits constantly swing between masculine and feminine in proportion of 50%/50% depending on the day (and weather).
Meanwhile when it comes to my s/is, almost all of them dress predominantly in masculine clothing.
(Except for Katerina - she's got a unique style that mostly consists of dresses and flowing fabric. If for the rest of my s/is the proportion of masc to fem is 85% to 15%, for her it would be the exact opposite.)
#I think that for my s/is I mostly choose masculine styles because they are *fictional characters*#and character's design plays an important role in displaying a personality in the way it doesn't work in real life.#I actually wish I could dress in masc style more often in real life as well. Unfortunately I have two big obstacles.#First: it doesn't always work well with my body shape#Second: it have always been very hard to find clothes that would both sit well on me AND would fit my aesthetic tastes.#So because buying clothes is such a struggle I don't think twice when grabbing whatever clothing piece that I think looks cool#and also looks cool *on me* specifically.#villain's monologue#By the way when it comes to Katerina I think the best way to describe her style is#“Greco-Roman clothing turned high fashion. And then make it gothic.”#I might make a separate post about Katerina's fashion style and design. Because her design is actually my favourite out of all my s/is.#s/i: the night witch
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I love to talk but I rly do feel like we have to be talking for a minimum of 8 hours straight before I feel like I can even begin to rly broach things on my mind or that have been bothering me a lot that I actually want to talk abt without being vague or deflecting or omitting or lying and if the conversation takes a break at any point it resets back to 0 and its still nice regardless but.
#we're all just desperately chasing each other around for a semblance of connection in this cold bleak world#but unfortunately due to the relentless crushing pressures of capitalism we also have to work so no time for that#man. sorry just frustrated n miserable now. wish i was capable of feeling close to other ppl wish i could give other ppl that connection#but instead we're just ships in the night passing by or whatever#and i have to settle with not rly being known or wanted or important in other ppls lives and its forever. btw#bc even if ppl do think they know me or do want me around or i am important to them in some way.. the specific torture labyrinth i call#home is constructed in the most elegant and precise way that im incapable of believing them to be sincere anyway#so thats all on me! if I tried harder and made more of an effort to communicate with or trust ppl i wouldnt feel this way!#but i dont so better luck in the next life i guess! this is why i dont think abt this shit bc it makes me want to kms#whats even the point man#dont even worry abt me im fine just need to fucking vent bc i dont have time to allow myself to feel anything bc i have plans tmr#so i need to go to bed early. and ill just try my best to keep distracted forever so ill never need to face how pathetically desperate#i am for any kind of emotional intimacy whatsoever and also physical contact but im not normal enough to fulfil any of my own needs#yeah well. its my life that i have to live and im the one making it this way. digging my grave and lying in it innit#its fine tho bc they make repressed fictional characters that i can project onto instead of confronting any of my issues#so ill just be here in my labyrinth doing that. while everyone else gets to see sunlight and grass and whatever#im just so tired i dont want to do this i want to pretend i dont care and dont need it and maybe itll become true. its too much for me#let me know when they need me to pilot the jaeger and drift with someone and thru our mindmelding i can finally achieve intimacy and trust#well anyway. that was embarrassing. hope it works out for everyone else#hope my flatmate gets her ideal life w our other old flatmates and finds a convenient way of discarding me from that like they want#except im going to make it as difficult as possible for as long as i can for them to get rid of me bc im selfish and want what i want so.#my obligate parasite ass. or whatever. im going to throw up if i keep thinking so thats a good place to stop and go to sleep probably#.vent#dont interact im being stupid as fuck and dont care just leave me alone thanks
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The live action Scooby-Doo movies?
I did not see this ask until RIGHT now (first time on desktop since crab day, second time since Nov 5 2020 [which was DOUBLY experience since I got my phone taken the same day]) so I'm going to assume this ask got eaten on mobile because tumblr, HOWEVER you poked a bear with this ask anon (as I'm sure you knew when asking) SO without further ado: my Scooby Doo live action opinions
So when you say 'live action Scooby-Doo movies' I'm assuming you're talking about the James Gunn films, starting with Scooby-Doo (2002) followed by Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, just due to like, generally popularity and also the fact that I have actually seen those films. However shoot another ask if you wanted me to include Curse of the Lake Monster in this (because I will if anyone cares and turn this into a live-action scooby dissertation, i'd just need to like. watch the movie first) But anyways where I'm going with this is that this post is about the Gunn movies aka the ones with SMG, Freddie Prinze Jr., Linda Cardellini, and ofc our #1 man, Matthew Lilliard.
Okay so my take on these movies is... complicated. I wouldn't say it's as complicated as my feelings towards SDMI, because I watched the live actions way less as a kid and generally care less about them, but still no matter how much shit I throw at these two movies there are parts that I generally like (even love) that stops me from totally condemning them wholesale. Like the fact that these movies are FUNNY! There's so many moments from this duology that are just beyond iconic "like, that's one of my favorite names!" the whole thing with Scooby in the dress at the airport, ET. CETERA (like I can go on!)
The Gunn movies are genuinely SO fun and I can 100% see and understand how they've stood so well in the public view as a representation of Scooby. HOWEVER, this is where you start to see my problems with them. For the general American, (because that is the audience I'm familiar with) ESPECIALLY millennials and younger, who happen to make up the majority of both people on this site AND people I talk about Scooby with in real life, these movies, and the elements they introduced as "quintessential scooby tropes" are the base of their understanding of the Scooby franchise, along with likely some miscellaneous WAY episodes and maybe SDMI.
Which is where I get pissed off. In the pushing of the narrative of "breaking away" from the Scooby norm, Gunn basically invents (aka totally makes up) an idea of what classic era Scooby was like, cementing an idea of classic Scooby into the public mind that is totally disingenuous and just straight up false. For example, in attempting to portray Daphne as having taken strides to be seen more seriously in solving mysteries and defending herself, it pushes the narrative that in the classic era she WASN'T taken seriously, and only existed as a damsel-in-distress prop of a character, which is just not true??? Like yes, Daphne is clumsy, that's a part of her character, and her friends (because, fun fact, the gang ARE friends) joke about it sometimes because that's what friends DO. Framing that in some kind of sexist "that's all she does" lens is just total bull, especially as gang members fall into secret passageways/get lost etc. in WAY ALL THE DAMN TIME because that's how the plot functions! Like are we calling Velma ditzy for losing her glasses every other episode? Of course not, and Fred falls into passageways all the time, not to MENTION Shaggy and Scooby and all they get up to. Also one last thing on the topic of Daphne, like this idea of her mystery solving skills not being respected by the gang is just so supremely bullshit it amazes me sometimes, especially when she was the LEADER (or leader adjacent) through pretty much all of her appearances in the 1980s [Not that James Gunn could look at '80s era Scooby without spitting on it, but I digress]
AND THIS IS JUST DAPHNE! Like the perceptions pushed towards Fred (and Velma, but mostly Fred) through these movies are just as bad! Like okay, with Fred---In these movies Fred is just an asshole. I hate Gunn Movies!Fred. I mean yeah he can be funny but it's almost always so mean! Almost nothing makes me madder than a mean Fred by the way. If he's putting other gang members down (even halfway, like with his whole "dorky chicks like you turn me on too" line, which... ew) then to me something has gone very, very, VERY, wrong in your basic understanding of Frederick Herman Jones as a character. Like he's the cheerleader! He puts himself in between his friends and danger! He loves nets, and traps, and Elvis impressions, and wrestling, and the trapeze, and cars, and most of all he LOVES sharing the things he loves with his friends! (Sometimes to a bit of an extreme. No one wants to hear about your net facts, Fred) And the live action movies just don't understand that at all. And I know there's maybe something to say I suppose in that some of those aspects of his characterization hadn't been "established yet" by the time "Scooby-Doo" came out in 2002. But it's there if you look. For Fred Jones, being the leader means being the caretaker, (he's the Mom friend what can I say) and any version where he's cruel and arrogant and just DOESN'T CARE about his friends in the way he's shown to in the Gunn movies is just so far from Fred to me it's not even funny. And what makes it even worse for me is that this (or at least something similar) is the idea of Fred that has really spread to the popular culture. Just the "leader", the jock that makes the rules, the one that [insert X adaptation here] finally gave a personality and made interesting (something that has been said more times than I can count for pretty much every gang member, save Shaggy and Scooby).
And I haven't even touched on Velma, and how they gave her a bit of a early 2000s smart superiority girl complex against Daphne, plus the whole makeover thing and etc. etc. The Gunn Movies are pretty much what would happen if you took someone who hadn't seen Scooby since they were 7 years old (and honestly had a pretty negative outlook against it then) and tried to "fix" it, only his memory was so bad he just made up problems (and threw in a good helping of early 2000s style sexism with it) convincing pretty much the entirety of the popular culture that said problems exist and that Gunn was absolutely brilliant for fixing them (and then bringing up said "problems" whenever anyone wants to talk about Scooby) and this entire rant has been without even fucking MENTIONING what is probably the reason you, anonymous tumblr user sent this ask in the first place, to I, Swishy "Scrappy Doo Redemption Arc" Broke-on-books (dot tumblr dot com), which is his HIGHLY SUCESSFUL and utterly sadistic character assassination of my number one man, Scrappy Doo.
And I am going to try my damnedest here not to get totally into my highly passionate opinions over what James Gunn did to Scrappy in the first of his Scooby movies and how thoroughly it has pissed me the fuck off because I have been writing this post for over an hour now and if we start to really get into my feelings on this topic it will certainly be a couple of hours more but like. That Fucking Bitch. I give James Gunn personally a solid eighty-five percent of the blame for making my life as a Scrappy Doo fan UTTERLY unbearable with this stupid fucking movie alone, and just his Scrappy crimes would honestly be enough for me to say that I hate this movie, not even considering the numerous Scooby crimes I've been talking about here for the past million paragraphs, but the part about this movie that makes me the MOST mad the most pissed off is that it's actually a good fucking movie. James Gunn wrote two hilarious and entertaining movies that have become beloved in the popular culture for their successes in that arena, while at the same time pissing all over the core themes and messages of the franchise of which it was based, that of friendship.
TLDR; The Live Action Scooby Doo movies (written by James Gunn) are highly entertaining and fun pieces of media to watch, and are widely loved by the general public and looked at with fondness and nostalgia because of that. However, as a hardcore Scooby Doo fan (writing that phrase sounds so ridiculous but oh well) the existence of these movies and their impact on the popular culture can be extremely frustrating (despite any personal nostalgia said fan may have) due to their spreading of a misinformed picture of what "typical Scooby Doo" looks like. This picture is especially frustrating due to the fabrication or exaggeration of problems present in classic Scooby (such as sexism in regards to the girls), as well as giving more ammunition to other problems in Scooby fandom (such as oversexualization, and sexualization in general, which no one wants to see in regards to their children's cartoons, like HONESTLY.) Discussions of sexism and sexualization in Scooby (both of which ARE present and are issues, although not at their worst in WAY) can often lead to an overlooking of the issues that are very present and clear in WAY and have continued since then with far too little resistance (I'm 100% talking about the racism here) HOWEVER that topic deserves at least a dozen posts of its own that I am no way informed or qualified enough to even begin to think about writing. The Gunn Movies are frustrating to many longtime Scooby fans because of these reasons, but for me, and fellow Scrappy Doo fans there is also the added aspect of the demonization of Scrappy Doo in the live action movies and the affects that has had on the popular culture as well, making it uniquely inhospitable to like or enjoy the character of Scrappy. End post.
#that last sentence is such a weird tone jump btw but its because the topic flowed one way and i had to jump it back to a summary to actually#finish this monster of a post#SO anon i hope you're happy with this and this makes my opinion make some more sense. and you or anyone else is more than welcome to ask me#questions about anything i said here or my opinion on any and everything scooby related (and not) so if theres a specific aspect of this yo#would like expanded on i can definitely 100% do that for you or anyone who cares#also there are many complexities towards my feelings on these movies that i didnt get to hit on despite the monstrous size of this rant (il#check word count later but im not gonna fuck with it now because im terrified of deleting this post by accident) one of which is my lasting#fondness towards all of the actors in this movie. YES including freddie prinze jr. i may have major issues with his fred but hes also playe#characters i really really like. for example hes the va in this tv show i LOVE and havent watched in like 10 months despite the fact im on#the last season because freddie's character dies in like 7 episodes and i am NOT AT ALL emotionally prepared for that on any level because#that is my fictional father goddamnit!!!!!#also every buffy the vampire slayer gifset that crosses my dash gets me closer and closer to watching it because oh my god daphne!!!!! that#sarah michelle gellar thats daphne oh my god!!!! also i went and saw guardians of the galaxy 3 with my friend (despite not having seen a#marvel movie in 2+ years AND holding a grudge over james gunn's scooby doo crimes)[the things you do for {platonic} love amirite?]#and the title sequence SAID linda cardellini was in it and i got SO excited i was looking everywhere for her it was like wheres waldo in th#discount movie theatre FOR REAL and i just could NOT for the life of me find her (turns out she was VAing the ferret) so in a way linda mad#me cry with that role. whatever. istg i get so off topic i forget what i was even talking about but ANYWAYS <<<1 of my fave english words b#dubs (my favorite spanish word is el amanacer btw. it means sunrise. also burbujas because its bubbles and saying it sounds like bubbles#popping) BUT. AS I WAS SAYING. SEND ME ASKS IF YOU WANT SCOOBY DOO OPINIONS. DEAR GOD I GET SCATTERBRAINED SOMETIMES.#scooby doo#answered#anonymous#blah
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Will you be commenting on the Taylor drama?
I love the way this was worded, like I'm one of the siblings on Succession and the press has cornered me outside my penthouse to ask if I'll be releasing a statement on my family's latest scandal. Hehehe anyways.
Sorry but I just don't understand how anyone is shocked. Truly what has that woman ever done to successfully convince people that this is out of character for her. Like I don't want to diminish anyone's pain or anything but I see all these stans on here and over on Twitter in all this distress, having their very first epiphanies like "Hold on . . . does Taylor . . . suck??" And I kinda just have to chuckle at them cause like bless your hearts babes, but omg catch UP 😭

Lol because 1) she is a severely emotionally stunted person who thinks edgy British "bad boys" are hot like she's 12 years old, 2) she has no true deeply-held moral principles outside of issues that directly affect herself, and 3) truthfully, she seems to be suffering from a serious crisis of identity after the end of the longest and most significant romantic relationship of her life, and in my opinion is pretty clearly desperate to prove something to the world/her ex/herself.
The first reason is cringe but not news to longtime viewers, the second reason is pathetic but also not news (to those who can be honest with themselves), and the third is . . . understandable in some sense, but not pitiable enough to make me willing to humor this insufferable little episode she's having. I wish her luck on this humiliating rebound journey, but she is gonna have to walk that road on her own.
Normally, I always roll my eyes when people make these kinds of jokes, but given the circumstances I feel justified in saying: I can't wait to hear the breakup song about him, sis 🤡
#the great thing about disliking your own fave is that they simply do not have the power to disappoint you lol#like her stans (at least those who arent complete sycophants—which sadly is not most) are breaking down over Babys 1st Cognitive Dissonance#meanwhile im just over here chilling lol#ive also just NEVER been particularly invested in her personal life anyways so im gucci on that front too#i didnt even realize specific songs were about specific celebrity exes until *several* years into listening to her music#thats how unplugged i am lol#she is unusually extremely visible in the collective conscious right now cause of the tour and this insufferable PR blitz#but the absolute best thing for me is when she disappears and i dont have to perceive her -- the actual person -- outside of her music#and then it can just be me and my lifelong companion the fictional character “taylor swift” (c)(r)(tm)#so personally the only real threat this hangs over my head is the thought she might put him on an album#like that does strike real terror in my heart im ngl#ESPECIALLY any of the rerecords oh my god#and given the way hes been tailing her in and out of that damn studio . . . its not looking good for me kids 🥴#i cant believe she would be that dumb after making the same mistake with joe on folklore#cause even tho now she has to suffer the indignity of sharing a grammy with her ex (LMAO)#at least we can understand that at the time she thought they were in it for life#but if she pulls that shit again with a REBOUND??? just to like stick it to joe or further delude herself or whatever?#idk im gonna need interpol or somebody to step in and do something drastic like this is a cry for help#did you guys see that euphoria meme someone made about her deranged “ive never been happier!!!!” speech the other day?#it was SO funny ill go find it
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