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Stop making urolagnia flags
We have enough.
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doing some ori rando, come say hi!
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I was walking out of court yesterday and the deputy working the security desk goes 'stay safe out there!" And I go, yeah the sidewalks are pretty slippery. He responds, "hey, do you carry?' and I said no, because we're very much not allowed to bring guns to court. And he goes, "You want some mace? or a knife? we got extras"
so now I have some random mace and a knife.
Just in case.
#i see this guy almost every day I'm not out here taking random weapons from cops#also i have. so many knives.#and like. i do own a gun. i don't take it to work because that's illegal sir
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somebody gimmeeeeee a prompt to doodle for the dayyyy
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Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested
I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!
Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)
Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)
Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!
Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)
Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)
Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#i'm trying not to pressure myself too much art-wise right now#but i would like to do more of the characters!#(especially considering this started with my insistence that malleus would have a dragapult)#gotta draw something i don't immediately hate first ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#ANYWAY enough art angst!#i'm not aiming for full teams or delving too deep into lore or anything#just one or two per character that i think fit!#i was pretty torn on leona for a while because pyroar is at once the obvious choice but also. not really?#(i did consider luxray and ultimately decided it doesn't really fit either)#but i kind of love Nasty Lionboy's Nasty Pyroar#i think there's probably some. like. ~royal tradition~ that they all bond with this one specific breeding line or whatever#and leona deliberately chose just the absolute worst one#took one look at this shitty rude pokemon and immediately went 'that one'#falena was like 'are...are you SURE' and leona cops an attitude like 'i'm choosing my OWN pokemon you're not my DAD'#as pyroar is actively attempting to eat him#actually it probably tried to eat kifaji first and that's when leona decided he liked it#me: this is just for funsies i'm not doing lore (writes a whole fanfic in the tags)
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It'll go into the skeleton collection in the closet
#turns out it was actually not just a skeleton#they had to get a new lawyer after this#the lights outside are the cops#dhmis#dhmis duck#dhmis red guy#dhmis yellow guy#fluffybird#duck guy#red guy#yellow guy#don't hug me i'm scared#dont hug me im scared#dhmis fanart#cw blood#cw bones
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It is my sincerest and unironic belief that we must invest in preserving "old technology." The more we move to a hegemonic, easily-surveilled way of living, the worse we will find this world to be.
Letters, public phones and transport, cash, and so much more are key to ensuring both freedom of movement and information, but also to combat the surveillance state. We need to preserve the ability to both access the world but also to be untraceable. I truly hope more people start to recognize this. It isn't about nostalgia for the past. It is about ensuring that we are actually afforded freedom, from the richest person to the person who lives on the sidewalk.
#politics#i was ranting at my dad about how pissed i am that the US has essentially killed the payphone because we have smartphones#imagine killing letters because 'oough we have email though!!!'#i'm sure people advocate for abolishing mail (and i have seen it firsthand) but i don't agree with it#we must preserve freedom of movement and information and that includes making it as accessible and public as possible imo#i do not want to live in a world wherein my smartphone is both what i MUST rely on but it is also traceable 24/7/52/365#'if you're innocent you have nothing to hide' is a fucking cop-out to permit a surveillance state by the way#it is flawed logic and i think that logic is part of the reason we got to this point#'why do you need cash? that's kind of suspicious to not LET people trace your purchases' like come ON
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SHERYL: You can tell me. It takes two to know one.
#i didn't realize how many gifs this was goiing to require when i started and then i was like fuck it and committed to this ridiculous number#elsbeth#elsbeth tascioni#carrie preston#elsbethedit#~#`#gif:carriepreston#gif:elsbeth#i've been thinking about this scene a lot#and whether or not it's a cop out for elsbeth to have been tricked#but then i'm also really curious about her shame and anger about being tricked#especially because part of the premise of elsbeth is that she is a 'silly' middle-aged woman and so people don't take her seriously#which ends up being her secret weapon#so i wonder if that makes her feel especially vulnerable and embarrassed when people do take advantage of her
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"You're sick for supporting a murderer!"
Well actually a good chunk of me doesn't even think he did it but you're not ready for that conversation.
#luigi mangione#I'm like 50/50 split right now on if I think he did it or not#i mean I'm sympathetic either way because if he is guilty i understand the motive#even if I don't think shooting people in the street is the right solution#but yeah not even sure he did it#which no one ready to send Luigi to the electric chair wants to hear#because they all just are ready to take the cops at their word#~uhc shooting
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reynabeth.......... in 2024?!?
♡ my daily pjo art tag ♡
#ok this turned out cute#annabeth is probably my favorite girl to pair reyna with but don't hold me to that I was just having pipeyna brainrot a month ago#bayearts#I think they go to the gym together and annabeth goes out of her way to show off with intensive workouts (bc she wants praise)#meanwhile reyna is benchpressing mountains like it's nbd which annoys annabeth but also it's hot. what's a girl to do#choice a. makeout / choice b. cop a sassy attitude for no reason / choice c. workout even harder#but yeah very happy with how this turned out I'm trying out a new way of sketching that's been very helpful so far#omg the reynabeth tag really did only update like 7 times in 2024 and almost none of it is actual ship content rip#just realized the va|zhang thing I just drew is like the same exact pose as this. woops#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo hoo toa tsats#reyna avila ramirez arellano#heroes of olympus#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo wlw#reynabeth#pjo fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr
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As much as I love him as Red Hood, what if Jason made his big comeback as just... a better Batman? It could be like Battle for the Cowl except good.
He could make his name killing the worst of the named villains (Joker, maybe Professor Pyg if we ignore continuity) then become the Batman with less collateral damage (look he isn't shown being any less violent than Bruce, because DC writers believe might makes right when it comes to beating petty criminals to death, but I refuse to believe Jason "stealing tires from Batman to survive" Todd would not have more sympathy for thieves). Imagine a Batman who takes down violent criminals like rapists and killers but just stops the thieves and muggers like "bruh, don't rob these guys, I know someone with so much hereditary privilege and antique silver."
And then now that they have an option besides corrupt cops and corrupt bats, the people of Gotham might think "hmm, maybe minor crimes aren't an excuse for authority figures to break our bones and throw knives willy nilly."
#anti batman#anti dc comics#batman is awful#batman is a murderer#Batman is no better than bastard cops#look I'm not saying Hood is innocent#it's just less annoying when the writers don't cram “he's perfect” down my throat#Jason Todd would be at least as good as Batman#and really all i want out of canon is for Gotham to turn on Bruce#jason todd#jason todd defense squad#jason todd deserves better#bruce wayne#batman#kay hates batman#red hood
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Now that South Korea and Japan have each remade a Thai series, I know that if either of them got a Director New series (We Are, Fourever You, Perfect 10 Liners), they would easily have these stories delivered in ten episodes or less and WARM AND COP WOULD ALREADY BE TOGETHER!
And this isn't me being delusional! The lighting changed to purple when Warm said he hadn't found anyone yet!
Red Rascal Arc with red text on his shirt is telling Orange Oddity Pond that nothing happened between him and Arm while Blue Boy Warm is getting hit with purple lighting as he looks at Purple Person Cop!
What would be the reason for this specific color lighting in a show fully color-coded if not to tell me these two color-coded boys are in love.
WITH EACH OTHER!
Arc is a Red Rascal.
Arm is a Yellow Yal with the yellow over his heart.
And they are color-coded boys IN LOVE.
Who are balancing each other out.
And Yellow Yal Arm told his color-coded friends, Blue Boy Sand and Green Guy Po, that Arc kissed him (without their shirts on) while a totally random red figurine sat between his legs.
So if the freshmen are color coded.
And the juniors are color coded.
And they are all in love with each other.
Then it can only mean one thing!
COP x WARM ARE COLOR-CODED BOYS IN LOVE TOO!

Now give them to me!

*GMMTV hands me cameos instead*
You know what? I'm fine with that too. I like Sea's side profile.
#perfect 10 liners#color coded boys in love#the colors mean things#I love these colors so much#Warm x Cop are in love#so give them to me!#episode six#I'm having a great time here#unless I don't get Warm x Cop#then I hate everything and everyone
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I wanna know what's going on in the heads of everyone who watched Deadpool & Wolverine and think that the movie wasn't gay. Did you even watch the right movie?
#i totally understand if that ship isn't for you but this whole movie was one big metaphor for gay sex I didn't think they would go that far#i thought it was gonna be like a buddy cop movie but they went straight to the point#except that nothing was straight about the point they were trying to make#especially that honda odyssey scene every time i watch it it gets better#and y'all trying to look me in eyes and tell me that this shit wasn't queer#i mean there aren't a lot of people like this but there are a few i saw and I don't understand what they're talking about#lol i hope the tags work cuz yesterday i tried to post and my posts weren't visible in the tag idk why#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadwolf#wade wilson#logan howlett#Deadpool#wolverine#btw I'm not gay too I'm straight but i know exactly what i saw I'm not stupid
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with September and the anniversary of my friend's passing I want to talk about her story. on September 3, 2020 my best friend Brooklyn was shot and killed by her stalker. Brooklyn and I were best friends and were working together at a restaurant at the time. one of our coworkers, Andre, began stalking and harassing us and used the contact form at work to call and text us. he was an incel and part of the MGTOW community, would brag about his guns at work and believed he could "fix" Brooklyn's asexuality if she dated him. he became obsessed with Brooklyn and would track her car/phone in order to find us and follow us around, even showing up at the same shops we were at. it escalated to the point where he got banned from our workplace and he started hacking Brooklyn's social media accounts pretending to be her, at one point texting me (pretending to be her) and asking me to meet up at a vacant lot at 3 in the morning with the intent to harm or kill me. at one point I even saw him pacing the road near my apartment with binoculars trying to find which complex I lived in. after months of quittiing jobs, changing numbers, filing police reports and being harrassed, stalked and threatened, I moved back home and lost contact with Brooklyn until sometime later when I heard that she had been murdered. Andre had been arrested but was later released and immedately killed Brooklyn at her home a week later. the police speak about what a sad tragedy it is but did the bare minimum to protect us, saying that it was just a little harmless cyber bullying, or that they couldn't do anything because there was no physical harm. most people we talked to would even go as far as asking Brooklyn "what did she do to the poor guy" or scold her for "hurting his feelings, leading him on" ect. the stalking, harrassment and threats weren't taken seriously at all and despite all the evidence and proof, despite doing everything right and asking for help, the police did not help her; they knew he was dangerous and they let him go and she paid for their mistake with her life and I will never forgive or forget.
#leafie speaks#I don't know how to talk about this.. just that it feels important and I need to talk about it#stalking isn't some cute funny harmless thing like cops and the media says it is and it's a Problem#like people wonder why I don't like cops and I'm like *gestures to everything that ever happened in my life ever*#“uuuu we don't know how this could've happened” the guy literally made posts online about killing women how tf are you surprised#*angry barking*#vent
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You know what?
I'm not gonna look at this episode as a midseason finale.
Can't remember if this was confirmed or not, but I'm pretty sure Tim didn't intend for 8x08 to be the actual finale for this half of the season. Given the episode count, it would've made more sense for it to be either 8x09 or 8x10.
So with that said, I'm gonna go in with no expectations.
I'm just gonna treat 8x08 as just another regular episode that's more than likely gonna contain some filler and unwanted plot lines, but whatever. And any Buddie interactions or mentions of Chris are gonna be scarce at best and non-existent at worst. But that's probably because the real Buddie/Buckley-Diaz content is gonna be in the episodes after this one.
So yeah, that's how I'm gonna approach things.
#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 show#911 thoughts#911 season 8#911 s8#911 8x08#evan buckley#eddie diaz#christopher diaz#buckley diaz family#911 buck#911 eddie#911 christopher#buddie#911 buddie#once I heard they were gonna give Athena ANOTHER cop storyline#I already knew that this episode was more than likely gonna be a lose#at least until I started seeing discourse about the episode itself on 911twt#and how 8x09 or 8x10 were meant to be the actual finales but it had to be moved up for reasons#so I'm just gonna run with that since it makes the most sense#I'd post this on my 911twt but I'm ugly so...#just gonna leave this here#don't know why I brought that up but whatever#8x08 ain't the midseason finale for me#pry it from my cold. dead hands
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