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[gloriousmonsters]

was making an annoyed joke about people who are like 'velvette is like vox and val's daughter!!' by saying that 'yeah, it's super normal to call your father 'darling' and give him kisses through the phone' and my housemate just Looked at me and I was like well ok. fair. In Valentino's world that is completely normal, but statistics out of Val's porn studio are outliers that should not be counted

[thepornguy01]

Common acronyms Used In Escort Ads And Their Meanings

For mostly legal reasons, escorts and sex workers just love using slangs and acronyms to advertise what their clientele stand to enjoy. These acronyms vary from the slightly funny to the crude and an exhaustive list would possibly fill a volume.

Below are some of the most commonly encountered escort acronyms:

GFE: this translates to Girlfriend Experience. Escorts who advertise that they are willing to offer girlfriend experiences to their clientele signal they are willing to temporarily pretend to be their girlfriend or significant other and perform acts like hugging, cuddling, and kissing, plus oral, vaginal, and anal sex.

DFK: this means Deep French Kissing. Most escorts do not like to kiss or be kissed, as that is a good way to pick up an icky STD or two. If kissing is your thing though, you can hire an escort who offers DFK and get to practice your French kissing moves on her till you both are breathless.

Pornstar Experience: the pornstar experience is basically the girlfriend experience dialed up to an extreme level. It can be quite expensive and involves escorts willing to pretend they are this or that pornstar. They will also perform all the signature moves the pornstar they are aping is known for.

GS: GS or golden shower takes the form of pissing on someone and on their body parts for sexual pleasure.

BBS: this means Bare Back Sex and indicates vaginal or anal sex without the use of protective equipment like condoms.

FS: this stands for Full Service and indicates that the escort is willing to perform everything and anything, up to and including sex.

CIM: this means Cum In Mouth. Basically, the escort lets you pour your manly juices down her throat. But whether she swallows is up to her.

DDF: DDF stands for Drug and Disease Free. This indicates that the escort has no drug habit and undergoes regular checkups to ensure she’s not carrying diseases she could infect her clients with.

Rimming or Rim Play: this means licking and fingering your asshole

Water works or H20 sports: This could mean she is a squirter and can squirt all over you as you please

Greek: This refers to anal sex

Toys: This term is used when the escort has sex toys such as dildos and vibrators etc

Party Friendly: When an escort posts “party friendly or 420 friendly" This typically means they smoke weed or use other drugs, Which they will be more than happy to share with you!

Duo: When you see the words Duo's or Duo available it means there is usually another escort nearby that can join you guys for a 3some.

DATY: Dine at the Y. Its another way of saying you can lick her vagina

Low Restrictions: This basically means you can do anything you want sexually with her

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[tokyogirlylove]

In your lovechild au, what jobs do the adults have?

OMG ok LISTEN 

I used your ask as an excuse to actually DRAW the adults!! It’s mostly for me, so they are just doodles to help me figure out their appearances and WORK 

some of them are actually NOT that great but im too lazy to fix them up 

Kyle: is a lawyer of COURSE. I didn’t want him to have the same job as his DAD at first but actually looking back on it Lawyer DOES fit him well?? With his big speeches and annoying desire to be the people savior. He also tried for mayor but lost against Wendy. 

Stan: My man WAS a football coach for South Park school team, but quit to throw himself back in 4 years of studies to become a VET! Kyle was extremely supportive the whole time. 

Eric: I mean... I mean COME ON he WOULD suceed climbing up the ranks with manipulations he WOULD ! But don’t worry, marrying Wendy and having 2 daughters actually HELPED making him LESS of an asshole. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t rub it in Kyle’s face every occasions. When they have big meet-ups and old classmates gathering, he shows up in his Chief uniform and it annoys the SHIT out of Kyle (”OF COURSE that fucking FATASS would rub it in EVERYONE fucking FACE!!”)

Wendy: She is the mother fucking mayor. Making her and Cartman the scariest and most powerful couple of South Park. 

Butters: Butters started working as a Florist before eventually owning his own Flower shop <3 That’s why they named their kids afters plants. It angered Stephen at first, wanting his son to be a C.E.O or something, but after his wedding and cutting ties with him, Butters said fuck you and lived happily ever after with his flowers. But he IS good at marketing and handling his own business. 

Kenny: Kenny had it harder. He didn’t do any studies after school and immediately started working as a waiter in different restaurant in south park, waiting for Butters to finish his studies in Denver. He worked hard to help himself and his sister. When he started living with her and Butters he was still a waiter. When Tweek and Craig came back from Washington, Tweek took him in as a waiter again. He worked his ass OFF and climbed up the ranks until Tweek finally gave him his chance and made him co-manager.  But on the side he tries to get himself known in the music industry, Jimmy let him perform (sing) in his bar.

Craig: Craig had excellent results in his studies, and moved to Washington with Tweek when he scored his dream job for NASA. They lived there for 2 years, Tweek tried himself as a drama teacher. But the big city was frustrating for both of them, especially for Tweek’s anxiety. Their couple was in danger, because of the stress Washington was giving them they kept having aweful fights. Craig decided to quit his job and they both moved back to South park. Craig tried different jobs here and there and Tweek felt guilty as hell. But NASA contacted Craig, turns out he was really GOOD at his work. So they offered him his job back, but he could work from home. It’s not ideal, but he was happy to be back. Sometimes he has to travel back to Washington for a few weeks, but their life is better now. 

Tweek: After coming back to South park, Tweek’s parents took him back in, needing his help. He worked for them but at the condition to stop drugging the town. Eventually they decided to retire, making Tweek the manager. Richard is still the legal owner of Tweek Bro. Coffee shop but Tweek actually made a better job than his parents. He started baking for the shop as well. 

Clyde: Clyde had a LOT of difficulties finding a job that fits him. He didn’t do too well in his studies and dropped out. He tried a lot, waiter, football coach, mechano but nothing. He even tried out as a SEX WORKER (to which Token was really supportive) but this dumbass couldn’t have feelingless sex so he quited. He eventually threw himself on Youtube, and actually suceeded for a while with stupid stunts and dares that got him in hospital WAY too many times. But as he grew older he closed the channel and stayed Job-less ever since. He felt guilty for years, and depressed to be taken care of by Token and his job but his husband ASSURED him that he didn’t mind as long as he was happy, and that he had enough money anyway to take care of both of them anyway. They never hired anyone to take care of the house because Clyde wanted to feel usefull. 

Token: ok I didn’t want him to be a lawyer or a chemist like his parents, but Token is HELLA clever, so yeah. He is the C.E.O of his own company (PLEASE don’t ask me WHAT company I still don’t KNOW) His job can be pretty boring sometimes, so he’s glad to be able to go home and cuddle with his goofy husband. 

Jimmy: Jimmy started as a journalist! But threw all away to risk himself and build up his own stand-up comedy bar! Of course he performs a LOT and people love him! His bar is not the most well known, and sometimes it’s hard to stay afloat because South Park is a small town and running business is hard but he manage! Sometimes he let Kenny sings (and when they feel like it, Token and Stan join in) 

Leslie: I mean.... I mostly did it for the joke i’m going to be honest. But YEAH Leslie is an advertising copywritter! She mostly work in an office with her team but sometimes works from home. 

Bebe: Bebe had a hard time scoring that job! People though she was going to be a sex worker or something like that, but she proved everyone wrong and suceeded! She’s doesn’t make TON of money but she’s very happy.  She lives in South park but has to travel from time to time for her job. 

Red: Red works in a piercing & tattoo shop owned by Michael. She loves it but as they grew older and started having kids, Bebe was worried that Red was not “mother material” with her job and style. This led to a lot of fighting and CLOSE divorce but after a VERY long, and open-hearted talk, Red explained to her that tattoo and piercing does not stop her from parenting. It can be unconventional to have a MOTHER that looks like her, but it doesn’t mean their son (Logan at that time) won’t love her. Bebe cried harder than day and apologized to her for all of the prejudices she holded against her. They definitely get nasty stares from time to time, whispers about setting a bad exemple, but Logan (and James later) never saw their mom the way people see her. (she has tattoo all over her arms but i was too LAZY AND TIRED) 

[ao3feed-lams]

New Blood

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by IWroteTheOther51

John Laurens is a new assistant who just moved from South Carolina to New York in order to move away from his terrible past and his horrible family, always wanting whats best for himself, John tries to get a job in order to pay for his university that he goes to, which is an Ivy League school called Columbia University, with no job and no where to really find himself, what can he do?, well, no one wants to take a 18 year old college student who barely knows how to do taxes, the only thing John actually knows what to do is making mug brownies at 12 am on a school night.

He notices an ad in a magazine that advertised an assistant needed for Hamilton enterprise, which was a very wealthy company that had a lot of drama last year and lost some of their employees, Alexander Hamilton, the rich snobby and sexy business man takes John under his wings and tries to make him something he really isn't, someone that's part of a scam, or in other words....the mafia.

Words: 1654, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

Fandoms: Turn (TV 2014), Hamilton - Miranda

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Alexander Hamilton, Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, George Washington, Benjamin Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster, Anna Strong, Abraham Woodhull, Edmund Hewlett, John Graves Simcoe, John André, Benedict Arnold, Mary Woodhull, Tench Tilghman, Peggy Shippen, Abigail (Turn), Richard Woodhull, Selah Strong, Nathaniel Sackett, Robert Rogers, Robert Townsend (1753-1838), Samuel Tallmadge, Samuel Townsend, Martha "Patsy" Parke Custis, Ensign Baker, Nathan Hale (1755-1776), Nathaniel Tallmadge, Akinbode | Jordan, John Parke Custis, Cicero (Turn), Philomena Cheer, Elizabeth Gwillim Simcoe, James Rivington, William Bradford (Turn), John Robeson, Lola (Turn), Aberdeen (Turn), Henry Clinton (1730-1795), Lieutenant Gamble (Turn), Samuel Graves (1713-1787), Mary Floyd Tallmadge, Captain Wakefield, Charles Scott, Freddy Morgan, Thomas "Sprout" Woodhull, Sarah Livingston (Turn), Queen's Rangers, Captain Joyce, William Howe 5th Viscount Howe, Austin Roe, Lucas Brewster, Reverend Worthington, Lucy Scudder, Lydia Ketcham, Rachel Clark, Dr. Mabbs, Corporal Eastin, Walter Havens, Awasos, Mary Graves (1772-1860), Richard Grosvenor 1st Earl Grosvenor (1731-1802), Thomas Lynch Jr, Sarah Townsend (1724-1800), Patience Wright, Thomas Woodhull Sr, Thomas Hickey (d. 1776), Francis Marion (c.1732-1795), Elizabeth Lloyd Loring (1744-1831), Bridget Graves (1750-1795), Captain Jim Ryder, Lieutenant Chaffe (Turn), Rachel Peale, Colonel Jonathan Cooke, William "Billy" Lee (Turn), Peyton Randolph (1721–1775), John Randolph (1727–1784), Keturah Strong Woodhull, Sarah "Sally" Townsend (1760-1842), William André (1760-1802), John Laurens, Thomas Jefferson, Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Aaron Burr, Hercules Mulligan, Angelica Schuyler, James Madison, Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler, Maria Reynolds, Philip Hamilton, Charles Lee, Theodosia Prevost Burr, George III of the United Kingdom, Martha Washington, Theodosia Burr Alston, James Reynolds (fl.1783-1792), James Laurens (1765-1775), John Adams, Dolley Madison, Frances Laurens, Henry Laurens (1723-1792), John Church Hamilton, Levi Weeks (1776-1819), Henry Knox, Nathaniel Pendelton, Sally Hemings

Relationships: Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens, Alexander Hamilton/Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton, Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette/Hercules Mulligan, Alexander Hamilton & George Washington, George Washington/Martha Washington, Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, John Laurens/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Alexander Hamilton & Angelica Schuyler, Benjamin Tallmadge/George Washington, Abigail/Anna Strong, Robert Townsend/Abraham Woodhull, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson/John Laurens, Alexander Hamilton/Catherine "Kitty" Livingston, Thomas Jefferson/Benjamin Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster & Benjamin Tallmadge, Alexander Hamilton/Benjamin Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster/Benjamin Tallmadge/Abraham Woodhull, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens/Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Alexander Hamilton/Angelica Schuyler, Angelica Schuyler/Original Character(s), John André/Benjamin Tallmadge, Nathan Hale & Anna Strong, Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler/Original Female Character(s), Adrienne de Lafayette/Angelica Schuyler, Sally Fairfax (c.1730-1811)/George Washington/Martha Washington, Charles Lee/Samuel Seabury, George III of the United Kingdom/Samuel Seabury, George III of the United Kingdom/Charles Lee/Samuel Seabury, Charles Lee & Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler, John André/Peggy Shippen, Edmund Hewlett/Anna Strong, Aaron Burr/Original Female Character(s), Caleb Brewster/Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler/Benjamin Tallmadge, John André/Benedict Arnold/Abraham Woodhull, Theodosia Burr Alston & Angelica Hamilton, Ensign Baker/Abraham Woodhull, James Madison & Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Anna Strong/Abraham Woodhull, John Graves Simcoe/Original Female Character(s), Benjamin Tallmadge/Abraham Woodhull, Caleb Brewster/Original Female Character(s), Alexander Hamilton/Other(s), Abigail/Akinbode | Jordan, Alexander Hamilton/Lawrence Washington (1718-1752), John André/Robert Townsend, Alexander Hamilton & Benjamin Tallmadge, Benjamin Tallmadge & Original Character(s), Anna Strong/George Washington, John André & Philomena Cheer, Caleb Brewster/Nathan Hale (1755-1776)/Benjamin Tallmadge, Aaron Burr/Maria Reynolds, John Graves Simcoe/Lola (Turn), Thomas Jefferson/James Madison/Angelica Schuyler, John André/Benedict Arnold/Peggy Shippen, Deborah Sampson (1760-1827)/Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler, Peggy Shippen/Benjamin Tallmadge, James Reynolds/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Alexander Hamilton/James Reynolds, James Reynolds/Maria Reynolds, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens/Benjamin Tallmadge, Benedict Arnold/Charles Lee, George III of the United Kingdom & John Laurens

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Gangsters, Alternate Universe - Mob, Mob Boss George Washington, Drama, Family Drama, Drama & Romance, Romance, Eventual Romance, Slow Romance, Gangs, Love Confessions, Falling In Love, Idiots in Love, BDSM, Fluff and Smut, Shameless Smut, Mild Smut, Rape/Non-con Elements, Costume Parties & Masquerades, Unplanned Pregnancy, Past Anna Strong/Abraham Woodhull, Married Couple, Married Life, Mobsters, Kissing in the Rain, Kissing at Midnight, Kissing, Sexual Content, Explicit Sexual Content, Family Fluff, Family Feels, Violence, Sexual Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt, Child Abuse, Drug Abuse, Past Sexual Abuse, Verbal Abuse, Suicide Attempt, Suicide Notes, Substance Abuse, Sad Ending, Sad and Happy, Death Threats, Death in Childbirth, Near Death Experiences, LGBTQ Themes, Drugs, Drug Lord Thomas Jefferson, Unhealthy Relationships, Complicated Relationships, Platonic Relationships, Abusive Relationships, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury, Soulmates, Romantic Soulmates, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Gay Panic, Everyone Is Gay, Getting Back Together, Getting to Know Each Other, Getting Together, Making Out, Making Up, Making Love, Penises, Penis In Vagina Sex, Sex Toys, Drunk Sex, Shower Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Car Sex, Lesbian Sex, Phone Sex, Prompt Fill, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Self-Harm, Out of Character, Internalized Homophobia, Homophobia, Homophobic Henry Laurens, Praise Kink, Kink Negotiation, Dark, Cuddling & Snuggling, Crushes, Blood and Gore, Mild Gore, Comfort Sex, Morning Sex, Morning Cuddles, Modern Era, Family Issues

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[hershelmxy9623-blog]

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[staticscreenwriting]

Take my hand, take my whole life too // Angel Reyes

Synopsis: Angel doesn’t think he’s deserving of love. (Y/N) loves him anyway, danger and bulletholes and all.

A/N: This was requested by @badasseddy, I hope you like it :)

Shall I stay? Would it be a sin If I can't help falling in love with you?

Rain is softly falling from the sky creating a pitter patter of sounds on the concrete of the parking lot.

Angel is leaned against the wall next to the red metal door in the back of the bar. It’s a little routine he’s been holding up for the last few months. Every night that the club didn’t need him, he’d end up here.

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. It was supposed to be fun, casual, no strings attached kind of shit. It wasn’t anymore, no matter how hard he was trying to convince himself of that.

So he’d end up here, waiting for her to finish her shift so they could get on his bike or in her car and drive to her place  and fuck. At least that’s how it started.

In the beginning, he left right after. Then slowly but surely, his visits  got longer, he held her tighter. He even fucking cuddled. And now, now they don’t even have sex all the time. Sometimes they watch movies or get takeout. Sometimes all the do is talk. On nights when things are real shit. When the club business is getting too much. When his family shit gets over his head.

She’s there and she cares and that’s something Angel isn’t used to. He knows hookups don’t do that. Knows that this goes way beyond casual. He’s well aware that there are a shit-ton of strings attached at this point. He’s basically all tangled up in them.

But acknowledging that would make him vulnerable. And vulnerable is the last thing Angel ever wants to be.

So he ignores it and pretends like this doesn’t mean anything. Like she doesn’t mean everything to him.

“ You know you can come in right ? You don’t have to wait outside all the time. Especially in the rain “ (Y/N) speaks up as she walks through the heavy metal door.

Angel takes a last puff of his cigarette before stomping it out on the wet floor.

“ Your boss doesn’t like me very much. Don’t want you to get in trouble for getting in bed with the bad guy “

She lets out a little chuckle that Angel things is the cutest fucking thing in the world. He likes when she’s laughing, when she’s happy. It makes his world feel a little lighter. If he can make her laugh he can’t be that horrible of a person can he ? Of course making a pretty girl smile doesn’t atone for all his sins. But it’s a start, right ?

“ Ah if only they knew who the bad one is here “ (Y/N) jokes and greets Angel with a soft kiss on the lips and gently bites his lower lips as she pulls away.

Usually, Angel would have her on his bike in the matter of a second and in his bed soon after. She’s in a playful mood and that’s something he wholeheartedly enjoys. Not today though.

Something catches his eye. There’s a man watching them. He’s been there for a while but Angel assumed he was just some drunk, trying to walk off his buzz. But now that guy is intensely focusing on them and it’s making all the alarm bells ring.

Whoever this guy is, whatever he wants, it has something to do with him. With (Y/N).

“ Babe, listen to me. Don’t turn around. There’s some dude watching us, I don’t think he’s got good intentions. You’re gonna do what I say now. Get in your car, passenger seat. Lock the doors. Wait for me. Don’t get out. “

He can see a look of fear crossing her face and it pains him. All he wants is to keep her safe. Keep her away from all the bad shit that’s haunting his life. She’s the one pure, good, light thing. The sliver of hope and joy that he has. He doesn’t want anything to taint it. To ruin it. He doesn’t want her to ever feel scared and yet that’s exactly what is happening.

“ Go “ he says, places a kiss on her head and nudges her in the direction of her car.

When he’s sure she’s there and the doors are locked, he strolls over towards the guy. Shoulders squared and snarl on his face he wants to make sure that the guy understands. This is no game. There’s not gonna be a discussion here. It’s Angel making the rules and this guy better listen.

“ Ay, you got a problem, man ? “

As he gets closer, Angel can make out the guys face. He’s a mean looking fella. There’s scars all over his skin and his salt and pepper hair falls in messy strands down the sides of his face. Angel has never seen him before but even so, he can tell this guy is trouble.

“ Pretty lady you got there, Angel ? “

“ Who the fuck are you ? “

“ That’s not of importance. But I would advise you to chose your words more wisely. You don’t want us as your enemy, hermano “

“ I’m not your fucking brother! Answer the goddamn question ! Who the hell are you ? “

“ We know that you and your club of merry men are transporting drugs for the cartel. That is unacceptable. Times are changing, Angel. There’s new players in this game now. New drugs. “

“ Why are you stalking (Y/N) ? She’s not involved in this ? “

“ No “ the guy says “ but you are and by association, so is your lady friend. We’re not gonna start dismantling this organisation by immediately going for the strongest player. It’s gonna be a piece for piece project. Starting from the bottom. Patience is a virtue after all “

Angel has heard enough. This is all he ever wanted to avoid. (Y/N) getting mixed up in his mess is the worst case scenario. Now it is too late though. He should’ve ended it as soon as feeling got involved. Now there is no way back. If he ends it now, she’ll end up dead. From now on, it is all about protecting her. About eliminating the threat. There is no way he’ll let her out of his sight.

Pulling out the gun, Angel points it at the man’s head. The bar is still full of patrons, there’s no way he can get away with just shooting this guy right here right now. Doesn’t mean he can’t try to intimidate him.

“ Listen, I don’t care about your beef with the cartel. That’s your issue. But if you threaten me or her, ever again. I’m gonna put a bullet right between those big ass eyebrows of yours. “

“ We are everywhere, Mr. Reyes. Consider yourself warned. Good evening. “

With those words, and an extremely unsettling smile, the man turns around and walks away.

As soon as he’s out of sight, Angel hurries towards the car and gets into the driver’s seat. Immediately locking the doors again once he’s inside.

“ Who was that guy ? “ a concerned looking (Y/N) asks, softly taking Angel’s hand in his and placing a kiss on his knuckles.

Usually, her kisses, her kindness and affection calms him down. Lets him unwind. Lets him let go.

Not this time. This time it only makes him realize that he’s fucked up. Fucked up for getting her involved in a life that’s riddled with death and destruction and chaos.

“ Not a good guy, that’s for sure. “

He wants to tell her but honestly, he doesn’t know where to begin. Sure, (Y/N) isn’t stupid. She is well aware of the life he’s living. Doesn’t mean she knows any specifics or any details. And this, this is a genuine threat specifically to Angel and, in association, her.  How is he going to ever explain that her life is in danger because he was being selfish. Because he just had to fall in love with her.

Angel starts the car and drives along the neighbourhood. He’s well aware of the black car falling behind them. Far enough to not seem suspicious if he hadn’t been expecting it yet.

He goes in circles, takes side roads and short-cuts. There’s no way he’s going to either of their places now. Not when there’s someone following them.

“ Where are we going Angel ? “

“ There’s a car following us. As soon as I’ve lost them we’re going to a motel. Stay there for the night. I’ll have the guys come meet us there in the morning. “

“ Are we — are we in danger ? “

Yes. That’s the truth and Angel assumes she knows it. There’s fear written all over her face. Her beautiful eyes are filled with pure concern.

Yes. Because of him.

“ I’m sorry “

“ For wha — “

The car shakes as the loud sound of something hitting the metal fills the air.

“ What the fuck was that ? “

Angel realizes that she’s not used to this. She’s never heard the sound of a bullet hitting a car. He wishes she never had to.

This was a warning shot. Not meant to kill or harm but to scare. To inform.

“ They’re shooting at us “

“ What ? “

Angel pushes the gas pedal as far as only possible, racing along the streets narrowly avoiding streets signs. They take more circles more shortcuts more backroads. Only much faster this time.

It takes about 20 minutes of driving around for Angel to finally lose the black car. Though he doesn’t dare to stop. Not with her in the car.

“ I think we lost them “ (Y/N) speaks up after a few more minutes.

“ I know. Do you know any motels around here ? “

“ Uh — I uh — no sorry “

“ Okay, we’ll just drive until we find one “ Angel doesn’t take his eyes off the streets for even a second. One hand is so tightly gripping the steering wheel, the knuckles are turning white. The other is placed on  his thigh, wiping his sweaty palm on his jeans every few seconds.

Softly, like the whisper of a touch, he feels (Y/N)’s hand hold onto the one that isn’t steering. He doesn’t deserve her kindness. He never did. He wants to struggle, wants to tell her to hate him. To hate him just as much as he hates himself in that moment.

But he doesn’t. Because he is selfish. Because he needs her. Because he’s not strong enough to deprive himself of the comfort she is giving.

The sunset motel is located in the middle of nowhere. Surrounded by desert it sticks out with it’s bright pink neon signs advertising cable tv and a pool.

Paint is chipping off the walls and the windows look like they haven’t been cleaned in decades.

None of that matters now though. It’s a place to stay for the night. It’s as safe as they can be at the moment.

So they park the car around the back and get a roomkey.

There’s a big bed in the middle of the room with obnoxious pink bedding and ruffle trim pillows.

The walls are pink. The floor is pastel pink linoleum.

“ We’re sleeping inside of a vagina tonight “ (Y/N) says, voicing Angel’s exact thought.

Any other day he would’ve laughed. Then tell her how how he think she is. Then love her on the motel bed.

But this isn’t any other day. This is today when his fucked up life has finally caught up with the one thing he wanted so badly to keep seperate from it all.

“ Angel ? “ (Y/N) approaches him, softly touching his back as he looks out the window through the dirty pink (of course) curtains.

“ I’m okay. Go to bed baby, you’ve been working all day “ he places a kiss on her head. And, as he pulls away, he’s once again faced with the concert that laces her eyes.

“ You coming too ? “

“ I’ll be right there “

From the corner of his eyes he can see her slip out of her jeans and it’s agonizing. He wants to touch her so badly. Wants to hold her. Never let go and shelter her from all bad things. Only he can’t have it both. The bad things, all bad things, come with him.

He wants to smoke but his cigarettes are all the way back in the car and he doesn’t want to risk anyone driving by and noticing him walking around outside. For once he has to be the smart one. The reasonable one.

(Y/N)’s arms curling around his middle shake him from his daydream. Her fingers interlace in front of his stomach and she softly kisses his shoulder blade.

“ Talk to me baby, please “

“ ‘bout what ? “ he mumbles, biting down on his lips. “ About how you were shot at because of me ? How you could’ve died because of me ? Talk about that ? “

“ Angel I — you also saved me, didn’t you ? “

“ If it weren’t for me you wouldn’t have needed any saving in the first place “ he steps out of her arms and paces around the room, nervously combing his fingers through his hair.

“ You shouldn’t be here with me. You should — you should be with some guy who can offer you something. In a nice house with a bunch of kids and a dog or two. Someone safe. I’m only causing problems for you. For everyone “

Angel slides down the wall to sit on the floor, knees pulled up to his chest and head in his hands. This is all too much.He can deal with himself being in danger but (Y/N) ? No.

She’s his weakness.

She’s his whole entire heart.

“ Hey, look at me “ she takes his hand off of his face and replaces them with hers. Cradling his face in her palms.

“ You’re a real silly silly guy, Angel Reyes “

“  Huh ?”

“ I don’t want any other guy. I just want you. I’ve wanted you since the first time we hooked up. And yeah maybe thing were less serious then but things change, feelings develop. I love you Angel. I just want you. Whatever comes with it, I’ll take it. “

“ Why ? “

“ Because I know you’ll do everything in your power to keep me safe. Angel, I knew what I was getting myself into with you. This is a small town people talk. I might not know all the gritty details but I am not blind or dumb either. I take it because I love you, Angel. I love you so much “

She doesn’t give him time to react as she covers his face in kisses. They start gently and get more urgent the closer she gets to his lips.

Her kisses, Angel thinks, are the closest to magic anything will ever get.

He places one hand on her hip and the other on her face as he kisses back, lips soft and warm and comforting. Slowly he lowers (Y/N) towards the ground. Her skin is warm and smooth as he places kisses all up and down her neck, towards her cleavage, then on her stomach as he pulls up her shirt slightly. Then all the way back up.

His hands roam her legs, her sides. Every inch of her body is his to worship. His to love.

Because she loves him too.

This feels right. So right. Like he was always meant to be here. With her. Like a part of him was missing for so long and now he’s finally found it again.

“ You love me “ Angel murmures and kisses the corner of her mouth.

Angel pulls away slightly and for a moment they just look at each other. He gets lost in her eyes. They’re so fucking gorgeous but above all, they’re filled with an adoration he’s not used to receiving. So much love is directed at him.

He could drown in her eyes and he’d die a happy man.

“ Yeah I do, do you uh — do you love me ? “

And it’s then, that he remembers that he hasn’t said it. He’s kept her waiting without even realising it.

“ Baby. My life has been absolute shit for the last few years. I lost my mother, my brother went to jail and my pa ? He completely distanced himself from everyone and turned into an emotional ice block. I felt so goddamn alone for so long. Then I found Coco and the guys and they’re my family sure but you. God (Y/N) you are the absolute light of my life. My heart. I love you more than anyone else. That’s why I’m so afraid to lose you “

“ You’re not gonna lose me, baby “ she says, chasing her words with another kiss “ I’m not going anywhere “.

They kiss a little more. Touch a little more. Love a little more.

“ Hey Angel ? “ (Y/N) chimes up.

“ Hmm ? “

“ Can we maybe move off of the floor ? I don’t think it’s very clean down here “

And this time, he laughs. Because despite how scary their situation is, despite how much he hates himself, she’s still here. She chose to be here. With him. Because she loves him.

“ Yeah, I think that’s a good idea “

Later that night, as they lay in bed, naked bodies intertwined and skin on skin, Angel feels like his life is a little lighter. A little happier. So much better.

“ You were right “

“ Huh ? “ she asks.

“ This room really does look like a vagina “

“ Pff you’re an idiot, Angel “ she laughs and like alway, it makes his heart beat a little faster.

“ Yeah but you love me “

“ I do “

Things are far from okay. Far from good or safe. But she is here in his arms and she loves him.

All the other shit, he’d figure out tomorrow. But now, in this pink nightmare with the neon lights illuminating the room and a rerun of friends playing on the tv.

For now he’ll just let himself love and be loved in return.

[kaiju-z]

Today’s summary is of a One-Shot DM’d by the lovely @langstymclangstface​. Go visit their page and give them some love, for they are a talented writer and we had a hellaciously fun time playing this one shot together!

Seon Adventures Episode 20.5:  “Crumbling Wax”, a Seon Adventures Halloween One-Shot

(Aka Nelatha’s Coochie Quest. The sequel title no one asked for :eyesemoji:)

It has been. A short while since our heroes have been in the city of Crystalgate, Capitol of the country of Aetorumia.

A costume festival is being held, bright and shining lights illuminating the night time sky above the wandering citizens as they pass by booths and tables of contents, finding entertainment for themselves and their loved ones.

Each and every one has made it their goal to wear a costume as ostentatious as the next, a sort of challenge between each other to see who can be the most in the spirit of the event.

High spirits are in the air, in spite of a problem that has arisen for everyone. Or most of everyone. A sickness has hit a substantial part of the populace and thus, people are using this evening as a gateaway from the bad vibes of their relatives being down for the count.

Some call it the end of the world, but they’re honestly being overdramatic dramatic.

Amongst the walkers of this town, there are four of the five members of the party “The Cultbusters”. Sadly, Belli is at home (I headcanon that Mournimar left Morgan with her, as we didn’t get a description of Morgan’s costume. So the good direwolf is there to be her comfort animal, along with familiar, Orion.) and she is siiiiiick. And thus, she is locked off at home, as are all that have been hit by this flu.

The rest of the party are lucky.

And the rest of the party are dressed up to their heart’s content!

Amelia wears the proud costume of a sea corsair. A daring, romanticized fersion of a pirate, with Archie as her fat little shoulder griffin, a pair of wings strapped to the chunky, hunky kitty’s back, a little beak on his face. He’s living his best life and loves his catmom.

Walking beside her, Nelatha Shadowspire’s joined the group yet again. Accompanying her lady friend Genasi, she is wearing a sexed up version of a Cleric’s uniform. Particularly, that of a Honos cleric. (She is basically a fantasy sexy nurse) And she is confident as hell in that outfit. She makes it work and she knows it.

Flanking them is Mournimar, who, while initially planning some other attire, has opted for the costume of a favored character of his from a classical play. He wears the rags of the infamous drug dealer, tomb raider, bard and poet, the Graverobber. And he is blue screening real bad on account of not being used to such festivities. With Belli on the sick bed, he is but inchest away from touching shoulders with his fellow tiefling.

He, of double disguises. Who, along with the elf baby have dressed up as the characters of Fangface and Fangpuss respectively. They are goofy outfits, but Luctan is having a ball with it, enjoying the cartoonishness of it all and the hilarity that he, someone already in disguise, is wearing a third skin now. And the baby is baby. He don’t care none.

Last, but far, far from least, Malak walks with his new traveling companions, wearing a skeleton costume. A onesie, his face painted up to appear skullish.

Together the five, plus the baby and cat, walk amongst the people as streamers fly overhead. People dance and play and drink to their heart’s content. In a various level of dress.

What catches their attention is that amongst the chaos there’s a man selling candles. A sign upon his booth states the title “The Candle Man”, as their noses are attracted by multitude of scents from these particular ones.

The closer they walk, the musical tunes of The Living Tombstone’s “Spooky Scary Skeletons” hail in repetition, much to the frustration and disguist of Nel, who’s bardic pride feels poked at with the ridicilousness of that tune.

Along the way to the Candle Man’s booth, Malak’s eye stops at a nice old fashioned game of bobbing for apples. His curiosity overtaking him, the human man gives it a go and dunks his head in the water, trying to be as dexterous as he can with his chompers.

He tries his best. Swinging his head left, right, center. Up and down, trying his damnedest to nab one of the apples. But alas, he fails at the task. From the outside perspective, someone has to walk on over to him and pull him out and back, as the Death Cleric looked like he was drowning.

Trying to give it a go himself, Mournimar enters the “battlefield” of fruit and preps to dive headfirst (as you do). Malak is the ever helpful man he is and places a hand on Mournimar’s shoulder for encouragement, casting Guidance on him.

Through a combination of the ranger’s skill in handling items and the Cleric’s holy magic, the tiefling nabs an apple. But not just your regular Granny Smith’s apple! This one is of a golden color.

“Congratulations, you won the grand prise!”

He is the victor of the game and earns himself a bag of candies from the vendor, a kind lady speaking in her best Applecore accent.

“Excellent!” exclaims Mournimar and offers the bag around. But be it because of a distate in sweets or a lack of hunger, he is left to feast on the candies himself. All the more for himself!

As they continue on, they pass by a number of establishments. From new age bars, to meat houses.  Bakeries and the like, all theming their foods after the holiday that has been bestowed upon the masses, with skulls and pumpkins and bats and all sorts of crawlies.

Luctan asks around about the sickness. Most people suggest it’s a cold time of year, so it’s normal. There are a couple of people out of town, panicking a bit regarding a pandemic. Performers say they’ve lost a hood half of their act, because of this. Lost their voices and shit.

Mourni’s type of Orc walking around, basically looks him up and down, shakes his head and says they tried, but shit didn’t work

A fire genasi performs a juggling act with flaming knives nearby. Luctan, being the boy, who loves his pointy things that he is, goes for a closer watch of the show. The Genasi man waves at Luctan, between throws and tosses and twirls and spins of the burning blades.

Impressed with the performance, Luctan gives a gold piece and a bunch more Fire Genasi come out, juggling. Despite that they are very excited to perform for him and stuff, they haven’t said a single thing. To Luctan, it appears that they are just very dedicated to their craft. And he appreciates that.

(He loves a man, who can handle a blade. Somewhere Ficus has himbs a sneeze, probably.)

Nel is not amused. Why? Aside from the juggling, her resting witch face is earned from seeing Amelia approach a pet store, where they have cats dressed in little costumes.

And you can pet said cats.

Set up as advertisements and stuff. You can buy treats themed for each cat.

She picks up the quiet mewing of kittens from the back of the room, where people pay to have kittens crawl and paw over them.

While Malak enjoys a variety of Pumpkin Spice Lattés (And there are so MANY Pumpkin Spice Lattés) Amelia goes to the cats. There’s a nice lady holding two fat cats. And she gets to pet some cats. Lennard and Harry. They were married and had a ceremony last week and the kittens are in the back.

Amelia is tearing up. This is the best day of her life.

Good work is being done for these cats. She is warned about a certain cat boi who jumps on people and demands cuddles.  Amelia seems to be prepared for this. Heavy is the ribcage that must contain so much love for felines.

Out of nowhere  areally fat Scottish fold jumps and descends on her, which causes Nel to scream a loud screm.

In response,  The cat looks at Nel and bleps.

This is the happiest day in Amelia’s life.

Cats are available for adoption.

With the cat on her head and the two in her arms, as well as Archie on her shoulders, she is virtually in cat heavan. If this is a dream, don’t let her wake up.

All the while, Malak gets free gingerbread with every latté. (Nel feels like the world’ll collapse around her over all the coffee.)

Eventually, with cats in tow, the party find themselves at the Candle Man’s store.

One very bored teenager fiddling with a candle. He looks like he can’t be bothered. As they get closer to inspect them, each one looks like a person. They seem to be made expertly, made in order of famous people, but they don’t recognize any of them.

Except for one.

Luctan vaguely recognizes one of the figures as the dancer!Zitra! But something seems off about it, like it was done in a hurry. Almost like someone wasn’t used to this, as opposed to the expert.

The young one explains that  the candlemaker’s sick, so the kid had to rush ‘em.  Luctan buys one of the Lady Zitra and an unknown dude.  Then hands the young salesperson a pamphlet and encouraging words. He believes that they can do better!

Curious, Malak wants a candle made of him. But gets the strange explanation that a personal hairstrand is required for the wick. And backs off immediatelly.

Luctan and Mournimar have no idea what this is about. To Nel there seems to be more than he’s letting on. Sinister vibe coming off of him.

She’s noticed he hasn’t’blinked once since they met him, but a few minutes prior.

He’s very cagey about what his general job is, as opposed to the summer job.

It’s mostly, you know, ehm, bar keeping and cleaning.

At the Busty Wench. The one in town.

Nel doesn’t remember a franchise opening here.

On these revelations, the shadyness of the character, if Malak hadn’t changed his mind before, he most certainly had now.

Malak casts Zone of Truth.

The moment he casts the spell, something odd happens. No. Something horrid happens. The ground begins to melt.

All around them? Everyone starts melting as blobs of flesh and clothes and then they realize they’re surrounded by wax, which starts to pull and move towards the stand, which is slowly changing form until they start in front of a vague humanoid figure twice of Mournimar’s height.

Yeah...

The sign is very litteral.

Much to Amelia’s horror, all cats, but Archie, begin to melt. Gordon and Harry and the one on her head crumble and fuse and melt off and down to the ground below. Even the cats were fake.

The wax man has a big as smile. Whatever he is. the party had never heard of it before.

As he says that, he rises into the air and drops down and suddenly everything is melting into wax, white and overpowering scent of burning candle and the floor is disappearing beneath everyone’s feet.

BOGUS!”, to say the least.

Thinking fast,  Nel uses Polymorph and changes into a giant eagle and grabs Amelia and Archie to move them to safety. Once in the air, she looks out into the horizon and in a perfect circle? She sees that the city is surrounded by a desert. And slowly-an-and- and melting?!

Malak is noticing that the fire jugglers, who but moments prior were catching and throwing burning blades, were now sleeping and drowning in wax.

He tries to save them, but isn’t strong enough to do a thng about all this.

From what the lot of the ‘busters can gather, apparently the sick people are the real ones. And they are sinking.

Wasting no further time, the rest of the party start climbing.

Arriving at the top, they see that the area they started from? There’s this vast and expanding black hole, going outwards. Up top, Luctan has a vague feeling that something isnt’real here, but there’s so much magic surrounding him, he cant’pinpoint what the illusion is.

All the while Mournimar strategizes with the polymorphed Nelatha.

Malak takes a notice that the hair sticking out of the wax candles is still there and he realizes that the figurines at the stall are left completely in tact.

Luck realizes that some of the people he tried pulling out had wax figurines.

The ones he was shown were selected so he wouldn’t recognize them. It is by mere chance that they had met the Lady herself. And thus, he acts upon a gut feeling.  He removes the hairstring and the figurine cracks, before beginning a climb down to the candle booth. To repeat that on a grander level. And Mournimar follows, in spite of Luctan’s protests.

Nel is tasked with carrying the others away.

(And here we have a bit of a 2-3 minute break, because Cat’s mic was off for a good while. Because her kitten, the Little Man/Little Bastard as she calls him had turned it off. It was the funniest thing ever.)

As they part ways, Amelia casts Levitate on Luctan. Yell heah!

As Luck flies, he remembers he left Belli asleep in the Shadowspire Manor, which from his perspective, begins to melt. Cursing under his breath, he takes the figurines with a box and removes the hairs on the way to Belli’s as Mournimar sprints after him.

As they move, Mourni notices Luctan’s in tiefling form. And has a tail?!

The levitation drops eventually and Luctan falls on the ground. As he turns around, he sees he’s been chased by a fellow tiefling, but it’s not someone he recognizes.

Nel turns in her normal form forcibly as they travel and they are surrounded by strangers. Making her 3 point landing, Amelia notices a bird turning into a humanoid form and sadly doesn’t recognize Nel.

Everyone’s... surrounded by strangers.

A figure about Amelia’s height rises from the wax and says “Hello there, don’t be frightened. You’ve been saved.”

Luck see this form as well, but it’s smaller and childlike and feels an eerie sense of calm.

Mournimar, unfortunately, fails on a wisdom save and “ knows everything’ll be alright”.

As he realizes this, his features starts melting off, until Mourni is gone, replaced with a lump of wax.

Seeing all this madness happening around him, Malak casts Protection of Good and Evil and protects himself.

Luck feels Danger as he sees that someone start melting, which causes him to have... the freaks out. It’s this reason why he probably only too late notices he has his tail back?!

Feeling threatened by this wax fhild,  Luctan casts Sacred Flame, which burns a hole through the child’s chest. Not falling for whatever niceties the child propheces, the red tiefling burst into a dash towards Belli’s location.

Mournimar is ordered to attack Luctan. And he does so, chasing after him, unsheathing the swords from his hips and attacking.  All the while this big lump of wax follows along as the floor seems to start to swallow him.

Luctan gets attacked and the seering pain feels like fire. Looking at the wound inflicted by the possessed Mournimar, he realizes he’s made of wax. Out of anxiety and rage and frustration and pain, he goes on to react with a Hellish Punishment at his attacker and melts Mournimar?!

(BEGONE, TIEF!)

Malak makes an attack, casting Litch Slap on the monstrous child. He hadn’t prepared any combat spells, but at the very least he had this.

Chunks fly and hit Amelia and Nel and reveal wax underneath.

Nel bounces. Not recognizing anyone, she has no reason to be here.

The thing goes after Malak.

Amelia bounces as well.

She takes two steps, before  a hand reaches out from the ground and grabs her, squeezing and burning.

With a strength, unmatched and one powerful crushing motion, Amelia’s head pops off. And she poofs out of existence.

Malak attacks with his axe and that has no effect. As Nel runs, tendrils are grabbing at her feet. “Nope-nope-nope-nope-nope.”

One successful tendril  grabs and pulls her down.

Nel feels herself being pulled down into the wax and it pours down into the ground. She suffocates and no longer is within this realm of existence.

The tendrils go after Luctan, shifting into vicious spikes, but melt behind him, due to him perpetually casting Prestidigitation, applying sparks in the viscinity aorund him.

.He carries on like this, until the sensation of emptyness under him catches his attention.

And he starts falling.

And falling.

And. While still dressed in the Fangface costume, he tries to concentrate on hsi wings. Figuring he could create them at this point, he does so. Wax versions of his wings shape from his shoulderblades. And for a short moment, he manages to fly up.

Until the wings break apart.

And he starts falling yet again.

As spikes portrude from around him and impale him, taking him out as well.

And then there’s Malak.

“ I’m the last survivor, you guys.”

The kid begins to clap with a wicked smile and congratulates him.

Then we all open our eyes. Peppery Pete stands over us as we wake up.

Basically. What it comes down to, as we catch our bearings and get up, is that Pete explains Belli hired Pete to drug us with some strange drug.

It was whack.

The party are not amused. Nel is confused.

They just stand there. Being menacing.

Malak takes a knee and rests a hand on Pete’s shoulder.

“Look, mistakes happen.”

“ But if you ever do this to us or anyone again, I will personally sever your soul from your body.”

Pete is. To say the least. Terrified from the death glare.

And Amelia basically realizes that Pete is bullshitting them and Belli had nothing to do with this. It was meant to be a team building exercise.

“Yeah, but why am I here, though?!” - Nel’s still confused.

FIN!

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[aubrey-plaza]

I hope you don't curse me for this, but can I request a W I L D N I G H T au? Messed up Staubrey and high Aubrey and all disaster? And the aftermaths. Thank you 💕

here we go, Vee, a proper wild night au that has somehow also turned into a Pride AU:

Aubrey is studying abroad in London and her assigned roommate is a girl called Fat Amy and Aubrey very quickly learns that this study abroad year is going to be w-i-l-d

Amy has zero filter and a love for life that is honestly a little refreshing for Aubrey and Amy represents everything that Aubrey had been looking for in a year abroad

When Amy finds out that Aubrey likes girls, she almost shakes with excitement and decides that they’re going to go to Amsterdam Pride

“What about London Pride?”

“Yeah we’ll go to that one too!”

Which is how they end up in Amsterdam in August. Amy is decked head to toe in rainbow flags, like a walking Pride store advertisement and Aubrey can’t stop smiling. Aubrey’s wearing a Pride flag bodysuit with white shorts and sneakers and she feels like a whole different person but Amy says she looks awesome and Aubrey doesn’t know a single person in Amsterdam so what the hell, right?

Stacie is a study abroad student at Delft University, the best engineering university in the Netherlands that is an hour away from Amsterdam by train

Stacie grew up hearing about the legendary Amsterdam Canal Parade so she tags along with some local students and they all head up to Amsterdam for Pride. Stacie wears a short rainbow romper and gets her hair braided and lets one of her friends cover her in glitter

Amy asks Aubrey if she’d like to try weed while they’re in Amsterdam because it’s legal there, and Aubrey lets it slip that she’d rather not, but that she’s always wondered what MDMA is like and Amy runs with it. While Amy contacts a local friend, Aubrey googles all the symptoms and side effects because she knows it can be reckless and dangerous but then Amy promises not to do any drugs, her eyes wide with excitement when she says “seeing you do drugs will be enough of a high for me”

Stacie’s getting bored of just watching the Canal Parade, so when one of her local friends Johan says he’s gonna go roam around the city, Stacie joins him

Turns out, Johan is meeting up with Fat Amy to sell her some MDMA and while that whole interaction goes down, Aubrey and Stacie strike up a slightly awkward conversation

“Have you ever done it before?”

“No. Have you?”

“Yeah”

“How is it?”

“Amazing, everything will be more.”

“More what?”

“Just… more. But you can’t do it too often, like once a month at most.”

“I’m not sure I’ll do it again, I just want to try it once.”

“Well then have fun and drink a lot of water.”

Johan and Amy go from business transaction to full on flirting, so even after Aubrey takes the tiny white pill, they hang around and Stacie doesn’t know this blonde stranger but Stacie’s drunk enough that watching Aubrey get high is eternally amusing

Especially when Aubrey gets to the everything-feels-good phase

She doesn’t stop touching Stacie’s skin and mumbling “so soft”

Stacie tries to give her water but “that doesn’t taste like anything” and Aubrey pouts so Stacie buys her a soft ice cream from McDonald’s and Aubrey moans throughout the whole experience and Stacie is suddenly really turned on but Aubrey just feels light and good

Amy and Johan are making out now and Aubrey wants to go dancing and Stacie’s sobering up slowly, teetering more on the edge of tipsy and she offers to take care of Aubrey while they go dance the day away in one of the Pride street parties

at this point Aubrey is rolling hard, touching strangers left and right and Stacie gave her a lollipop earlier to prevent her from grinding her teeth and Stacie turns away to look around the crowd streaming towards the street party and when she turns back, Aubrey is making out with a cute short redhead. Stacie chuckles but doesn’t intervene, and after about ten minutes the redhead bids them goodbye with a lingering look and Aubrey careens into Stacie

“Are you having fun?” Aubrey asks, eyes bright as she shimmies along to the music and touches Stacie all over

“Definitely.”

“Even though you’re not drunk or high?” Aubrey asks guiltily and Stacie nods reassuringly

Aubrey is suddenly fascinated with the glitter on Stacie’s face, staring with wide eyes and occasionally brushing her fingers against Stacie’s skin and it’s driving Stacie insane

A really tall Dutch guy bumps into them and as an apology offers them shots and Aubrey lights up, gasping as she says yes so they go over to one of the bars and Tall Dutch Guy suggests a bodyshot and Aubrey quirks her mouth at him and says she only likes girls but the guy is the opposite of offended as he points out that Stacie is a girl and Aubrey’s smiling again

Stacie knows she has no choice now but she doesn’t exactly complain when Tall Dutch Guy lifts her onto the bar and she lays back and squirms when the bartender pours tequila onto her stomach and then Aubrey is lapping up the alcohol and grabbing the lemon wedge from between Stacie’s boobs

Stacie has barely hopped down from the bar before Aubrey is kissing her and Stacie kisses her back, lets Aubrey set the pace as their mouths move over each other

“That feels so nice,” Aubrey moans

Five minutes later, Aubrey breaks away with a small groan

“What’s up?”

“I’m hungry.”

Stacie laughs and leads them out of the bar and on the hunt for food. They end up in a crammed pizza place with Aubrey in Stacie’s lap happily munching on a slice of cheese pizza and occasionally feeding Stacie a bite but mostly enjoying the life-changing experience of pizza while high

Once Aubrey is fed, Stacie takes her to a nightclub even though Aubrey protests at first. Stacie says “I really think you’ll like it” and “if you don’t like it we can leave” so Aubrey gives in and true to Stacie’s words, she really, really enjoys it. The thumping bass feels so nice in her body and the strobe and laser lights are driving her wild and Stacie’s dancing with her and touching her and Aubrey feels so fucking good

She tells Stacie she needs to go to the bathroom and Stacie goes with her, and it’s not until they’re locked together in a cubicle stall and Aubrey’s kissing her that Stacie realises she’s been tricked

Stacie’s wearing a romper and Aubrey’s wearing a bodysuit so it gets complicated fast but Aubrey whines against her lips as she grinds down against Stacie’s thigh and that’s enough to spur Stacie into action

Aubrey tells her where she’s staying and Stacie’s relieved to hear that she’s sharing a hotel room with Amy and not staying in a hostel so they go there and there’s a second moment of relief when they find the room empty

Once they’re in the room Stacie grows hesitant, because Aubrey’s a total stranger and she’s rolling pretty hard and even though Stacie knows MDMA doesn’t really mess with the whole ability to consent thing, she’s still a little worried about it, but then Aubrey presses her whole body against Stacie’s and says “you’re really hot and I really want to have sex with you” and Stacie’s not made of stone and when a hot blonde is begging for sex, you don’t say no

Aubrey giggles when Stacie undresses her and trails kisses over her skin and leaves glitter everywhere and it feels so good when Stacie touches her and Stacie goes down on her and when she climaxes Aubrey almost cries at how amazing she feels

She’s eager to return the favour, licks at Stacie’s skin and feels with her hands and Stacie’s a little impressed with how quickly Aubrey gets her to come

Hours later they’re a sweaty jumble of limbs, cuddled up to each other in bed and Aubrey can feel that she’s coming down from her high and Stacie suggests a shower

By the time they get out of the shower, Aubrey is crashing hard so Stacie forces her to drink a glass of water and puts her to bed. Aubrey surprises both of them by clinging to Stacie and begging her to stay, so Stacie stays

Once Aubrey is knocked out, Stacie gets dressed and swipes Aubrey’s room card and quickly leaves to go to the night shop. She’s not sure why she’s suddenly so invested in this girl but she gets fresh orange juice and a bunch of food and treks it all back to the hotel, letting herself back in and getting undressed before sliding back into bed with Aubrey

Aubrey wakes up a full 8 hours later with a soft groan, turning further into Stacie who wakes up at the sound and movement.

“You’re still here,” Aubrey says, surprise heavily colouring her tone

“I promised your friend I’d take care of you so yeah,” Stacie says with an awkward shrug and Aubrey wants to smile but even that hurts and she whimpers.

“You need to eat,” Stacie urges and even though Aubrey protests, Stacie gives her the orange juice and makes her eat and then they go back to sleep for a few more hours

They stay in bed the whole day together and even though they’re both naked, nothing happens

“It’s nice to know that I can actually feel emotions. I’m sorry you’re stuck taking care of me,” Aubrey says grimly and Stacie knows it’s the come down talking

“Eh,” she says with a shrug. “I got to spend the night with a wild blonde so I’m not complaining”

Aubrey laughs softly. “I’m not usually that wild”

“Could have fooled me”

The curtains stay firmly closed all day as Aubrey and Stacie cuddle and talk for hours on end. Aubrey gets a text from Amy saying she’s alive and in Rotterdam and to have fun with her new friend

“You know, there’s a Pride parade in Prague next week…” Stacie says offhandedly

“Will you be there?”

“Probably.”

“Hm…”

The next Saturday morning Aubrey catches an early as fuck flight to the Czech Republic and when she gets to the city, she waits by a weird Franz Kafka statue for five minutes before she sees a long pair of legs stop in front of her and she smiles

“You made it!” Stacie says with a wide smile that Aubrey mirrors

“I did,” Aubrey says and then Stacie’s kissing her

send me a Staubrey AU and i’ll tell you 5 of my headcanons for it

[marie-dufresne]

Up From the Gutter

Though most of my RPs are from The Dufresne Legacy, we can’t forget gutter!Marie because she’s just as important :)

Cut for length so as not to clog up your feed too badly.

Six.

Marie Dufresne had always been a tactile girl, lucky to have parents that never said ‘don’t touch’. Claire and Arthur figured it was best she learned the hard way. Or maybe it was just that they were too lazy to properly parent.

Marie Dufresne was also an affectionate girl, latching on to anyone who showed her any sort of attention which, oddly enough, never seemed to be Arthur or Claire. 

This did not deter her efforts, particularly when Claire was in a state of inebriation, or sick from a prior state of inebriation, and as she draped a blanket over her mother’s half sleeping form, Marie pulled on all the sides, making sure she was properly covered from shoulders to toes. When she was certain the woman would be able to nap properly, Marie knelt on the floor, resting her chin on her arms. 

“Do you want me to cuddle you, Mama?”

Claire’s brow wrinkled and her mouth turned down in disgust, a hand coming out from the blanket to push her daughter away.

“That’s not what you’re here for,” she muttered, gripping the fabric around her and flipping over to the side, giving Marie her back. 

“If you want cuddles, go find a boy.”

Eight.

“Claire cut the shit. Your kid’s right there.”

Marie looked up from the bar top and the ragged deck of cards she’d been practicing her solitaire skills with. She was the only child at the bar, (she always was) and at Nate’s scolding, her attention was drawn to the other end of the counter where her mother had helped herself to the lap of a young man in a motorcycle jacket.

Drunk and without care, Claire Dufresne also ignored the bartender’s reminder that she was married. The man whose attention she’d captured didn’t seem to care either, pulling down the neck of her camisole with a devilish grin and Marie went back to her game.

Another boyfriend? She sighed, flipping over a card to reveal nothing more than a dead end and she gathered them all up, shuffling them primitively by mixing them on the bar, not yet having mastered the proper technique.

“You should head on home, kiddo.”

Grey eyes rose to the weary concern of the older man’s face and Marie shook her head, her untamed mess of hair not moving as it should, matted and knotted to oblivion.

“My dad came back,” she told him softly, “he’s got a bunch of friends there now.”

Being at the bar with her drunkard flirt of a mother was infinitely better than her father and his crew. He didn’t ever stay long, always onto his next scheme or the latest pair of breasts that passed him by. Anyone was better than his wife, really.

Marie herself didn’t yet understand the intricacies of adult relationships, but she knew there were kids at school who had divorced parents. If hers hated each other so much, why didn’t they divorce?

With a curious glance down at the little girl, Nate filled up a glass of juice, setting it down before her. He wasn’t one to meddle in all the business he heard, but damn his heart went out to this kid.

“Your old man,” he asked, “he doesn’t…he ain’t touchin’ you is he?”

Marie’s brow furrowed. It wasn’t the first time someone had asked her this. It wasn’t the second time either but she shook her head.

“Only when he whacks me,” she told him factually, “but not where I think you think he does. They just watch.”

Watch? Watch what? But Nate was not one to meddle in the business he heard, so he didn’t ask, and he didn’t mention it again.

Maybe he should have.

Ten.

Motorcycle Jacket came and went just as much as Arthur did. There were always men in between and no matter where Claire uprooted them from and dropped into, he found her. He called himself Leo for no reason other than it was his star sign, and made it no secret he didn’t like baggage. 

Marie was baggage. 

“Come on,” he whined, plopping down on the couch amidst several crinkled beer cans, shoving them off to the side and onto a pink zebra striped blanket, “go to your room or something. Your mother and I have grown up shit to do.”

“I don’t have a room,” Marie pointed out, giving a flourishing gesture to the apartment they were squatting in, the tenant and landlord both at an extended stay in prison.

“Then go,” Leo pressed, fitting a cigarette between his lips and lighting it, “wherever the fuck it is you sleep.”

Her hair was short now, chopped off from its lack of care and she could not flip it over her shoulder like her attitude cried out for her to do so instead, she put her hand on her hip, shifting her weight in a manner she’d seen on television.

“I sleep on the couch,” she said, “that’s my blanket.”

With an annoyed grunt, the dark haired man pulled the blanket up and balled it, throwing it at her. 

“There you go, Princess. Find a spot.”

She slept in the stairwell that night. 

Twelve.

“I want you on birth control.”

Marie jumped at the voice, shoving the weekly newspaper ads—and her clippings—under the recliner, away from her mother’s eyes. 

“Why?” she asked, “I’m not like you.”

“You,” Claire snorted, dropping herself onto the couch and reaching for her cigarettes, “are exactly like me. Probably why I can’t stand you.”

The blatant stating that she was disliked did not hurt anymore. It was almost a game to her at this point. Mom can’t stand me. Haha, we’re so close it’s our joke, right? 

Right?

“I’m not having sex,” Marie told her truthfully, pulling her elastic headband down to her neck to fluff out her hair, steadily growing and better kept now that she was old enough to know how, “I’m not ready. Besides I…”

She didn’t bother to finish, her cheeks red at the idea of discussing getting her period with someone like Claire. 

“Sure not ready now,” her mother offered, “but what about in a month? Six months? You can’t afford a fuckin’ abortion, Honeybutter and you’ll end up just like me.”

She leaned forward to flick some ash onto the carpet by Marie’s knees and swiped at the neckline of her peasant blouse, peering down at her developing chest. 

“Those boys will be stuffing you like a Thanksgiving turkey so believe me, the pill will be the best thing to happen to you.”

Pushing away the invasive hand, Marie pulled out her advertisements and clutched them to her chest along with the rusty pair of scissors she’d been using, eyes brimming with unshed tears. 

“I am not like you.”

Fourteen.

Marie politely declined the cigarette that was handed to her, sliding off the bed in search of her skirt. 

“Looks like I paid up,” she said grinning as she took her time bending over, continuing the show for the young man on the bed, “your turn.”

“My turn,” he muttered, taking a drag and leaning back, “babe I just emptied my balls, let me breathe.”

But Marie did not want to ‘let him breathe’. She was in a precarious enough position as it was, having lied to him about her age to sleep with him. The longer she stayed, the easier it might be to give herself away and with a violent man nearing thirty, hearing he’d been fucking a high school freshman for the past three weeks was unlikely to go over well.

“Pleeeasseee,” she begged, flopping onto the bed and shining a sunny smile up at him, her pink lipstick and thick lashes sucking him into everything she wanted. 

Almost everything. 

“Fine, fine fine,” he conceded, “you fucking junkie, take your damn dope.”

She did not feel satisfied when she left; she never did, but with the drugs nestled safely in her bra, she wondered if Claire would hate her a little bit less. After all, Marie was doing this for her. 

Fifteen

Billy wasn’t Marie’s father, but she wished he was. 

His name wasn’t even William, it was Wilford, but Billy thought Wilford was an old man’s name and seeing as he was not yet old, he opted not to use it. 

By this time Marie did understand a great deal of the intricacies of human relationships and though at first she couldn’t quite figure out what this man saw in Claire, after a while it became clear. 

He was a fixer. 

There was no fixing her mother, but Marie didn’t make note of this when Billy moved the two of them into his modest apartment. He gave Marie her own bedroom and when the two of them journeyed to the hardware store to pick out paint, he did not look at her like so many of the other boyfriends did. He asked about her interests and did not make any snide comments about having to paint the room pink.

He bought a waffle iron and taught her how to cook a little bit. 

He attended open house night at her school, and signed up for a routine parent-teacher conference. 

When Claire beat on him, he rode it out, waiting, and never fighting back. In confidence he told Marie her mother was like an abandoned animal that just needed the right amount of love and patience. He suggested therapy when Marie confided in him about the things Claire had done and said all the years prior, but she refused. 

Billy was a good one. He was the only one Marie cared to remember, but it was Marie herself who destroyed it all. 

“He’s basically my dad,” she’d said. An offhanded comment while she poured the waffle batter into the iron, stocking up to freeze for the week’s breakfast (and some to-go for quick bites at school). 

There were police at the house when she arrived later that afternoon. There were questions and then there was court. 

Nobody listened when she cried. 

In the one time the justice system seemed to benefit the victim, an innocent man was imprisoned, for a grown man’s semen on a fifteen year old’s panties spoke louder than Marie’s protests that he’d never touched her. 

He hadn’t. 

After the verdict, Claire called her a jealous slut and moved them away. A slut Marie may have become, but it was Claire who was jealous. 

Viper.

Seventeen

Partway through her senior year, Marie sat in her guidance counselor’s office, announcing to him that she was dropping out. 

She’d already told her English teacher and the previous year’s Math teacher. Those two weren’t requirements for leaving, of course, but her situation was a precarious one and she wasn’t taking any risks. The Math teacher didn’t seem threatened by her, but there was a fat check sitting in the bottom of her backpack from the young scholar just at the beginning of his career. 

“Sorry Billy,” Marie muttered, adjusting her bag on her shoulder and looking back at the school. He’d asked her to finish school, to be better than her mother, but she couldn’t do it. Instead, she’d repeated the cycle. 

Sex too early, sex for currency, sex for shelter, baby at seventeen. 

Marie, however, had not married the man who knocked her up. Truthfully she didn’t know who it was that was responsible for the little nugget in her womb, but at seventeen, she’d decided that blackmail was a better option than marriage. 

If generally-harmless-yet-easily-seduced Mr. Stevenson wanted to keep on his career path, he’d just have to support her until she could get on her own feet. It was a fair trade, really. 

Marie Stevenson was a horrible name anyway. 

Twenty-Two

In a quaint apartment above a tattoo parlor, Marie sat at her chic, remodeled white desk, glittery pen poised over her checkbook. A couple walked their pug below, people milled about a cafe a few units down. 

It was nothing like the places she’d grown up in. It wasn’t a coveted area of town; it was far too old, but it was clean and safe, the sort of place people like her flocked to to get the best shot for their social media feed. 

This was particularly convenient for her as that was exactly how she made a large portion of her living. A rent-a-gramer if you would. For a handsome fee, basic bitches from all over the country could hire her for the day and get all the best photographs at the must-have spots, and even some only locals like Marie would know about. 

She didn’t have any children; she’d lost her baby early on in her pregnancy, but had never told Mr. Stevenson, promising herself that though she’d dropped out of school, she’d make it up to Billy, the only person who had believed in her, using the checks to fund herself in the building of her own career. 

As per their verbal agreement, after five years the checks had ceased, but she didn’t mind. She was on her feet, and while Marie had, without a doubt, engaged in many criminal activities, she did not like to consider herself a bad person, and intended to pay back every cent she had stolen from her high school English teacher. 

One check at a time. 

[imagekeepr]

IN MUSIC BANNED

*** VIDEOSS A "A Day in the Life" – The Beatles (1967) ... BBC - suggestive line, "..we’d love to turn you on..” "A Pair of Brown Eyes" - The Pougues ... BBC's Top of the Pops - a music video ban "A Rose and a Baby Ruth" – George Hamilton IV (1956) ... BBC - thought to be advertising, although the candy bar Baby Ruth was not sold in the UK "A Russian Love Song" – The Goons (1957) ... BBC - ridicules the cold war "A Theme from the Threepenny Opera (Mack the Knife)" – Louis Armstrong (1956) ... banned by: NYC radio, BBC - bloodthirsty words *** "A Whiter Shade Of Pale" - Procol Harum (1967) ... Top Of The Pops - the usage of Vietnam War newsreel footage. "A Worried Man" – The Kingston Trio (1959) ... BBC - didn’t like the word “closet” being used for “cupboard”. "A-huggin' and A-chalkin'" – Johnny Mercer (1946) ... BBC /USA - offensive to fat people ** "All For You" - Janet Jackson (2001) ... Singapore - lyrics to 'Would You Mind', were too sexually explicit and not acceptable to their society "Anarchy in the UK" - Sex Pistols (1976) ... BBC - banned following their controversial appearance on the TV news programme, Today. "Annie Had A Baby" - Hank Ballard & The Midnighters (1954) ... banned for radio play by the FCC. overtly sexual lyrics "Annie's Aunt Fannie" - Hank Ballard & The Midnighters (1954) ... banned for radio play by the FCC. overtly sexual lyrics "Angels in the Sky" – The Crew-Cuts (1955) ... BBC - Thought too offensive by the head of religious broadcasting "Answer Me" – Frankie Laine (1953) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting as a "sentimental mockery of Christian prayer" "Armchair Anarchist" - Kingmaker (1992) ... BBC/others - offensive lyrics "Bomb the idiots" and "Viva Dynamite" ** "As Nasty As They Wanna Be" (1989 album) - 2 Live Crew ... USA - Southern District of Florida ruled that the album was legally obscene. B "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix-A-Lot (1992) ... MTV - briefly banned the outrageous video about women with big butts, and men who like them. "Baby, Let Me Follow You Down" – Bob Dylan (1962) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) - Cher () ... BBC - banned during Gulf War "Baubles, Bangles and Beads" – Kirby Stone Four (1958) ... BBC - "pop" version of classical piece, Alexander Borodin's String Quartet in D "Be Prepared" – Tom Lehrer (1953) ... BBC - sexually suggestive "Beep Beep" – The Playmates (1958) ... BBC - the mention of Cadillac and Nash Rambler considered advertising, also promoted dangerous driving. "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!" - The Beatles ... BBC - the phrase "Henry the Horse", contains two common slang terms for heroin. "Big 6, Big 7,Big 8, 10 etc" - Judge Dredd (1972-75) ... BBC - sexual references and swear words. "Big Boys Bickering" - Paul McCartney ... BBC - overtly political message "Bitch" - The Rolling Stones ... many radio stations - sexual content and outrageous title. "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" – Ella Fitzgerald (1958) ... BBC - content where considered objectionable. "Be Chrool To Your Scuel" - Twisted Sister (1985) ... MTV - banned the video for excessive violence and gore "Blurred Lines" - Robin Thicke (2013) ... YouTube - banned the music video featuring nude models. (a new video was shot with clothed models) "Bobby Brown" - Frank Zappa (1979) ... USA - sexually explicit lyrics "Bring The Boys Home" - Freda Payne (1971) ... American Forces Network - fear that it would "give aid and comfort to the enemy" "Body Language" - Queen (1982) ... MTV ... music video blatantly sexy and too racey "Boom Bang-a-Bang" – Lulu (1969) ... BBC - banned during Gulf War "Burn My Candle" – Shirley Bassey (1956) ... BBC - risqué connotations C "(Celebrate) The Day After You" – The Blow Monkeys and Curtis Mayfield (1987) ... Australia, BBC Can't Stand Losing You - The Police (1978) ... BBC - morbid content (teenager who commits suicide) Cardiac Arrest - Madness (1981) ... BBC - lyrical content, "gasping for the hot air, but the chest pain it won't go" etc "Charlie Brown" – The Coasters (1959) ... BBC - the "disgusting, delinquent word" spitball "Come Together" – The Beatles (1970) ... BBC - product placement with the lyrics "He shoot Coca-Cola" "Come Again" – Au Pairs (1981) BBC ... refers to orgasms "Cop Killer" - Body Count (1992) ... USA / New Zealand - vile messages and promoting anti-police sentiment. ”Cortez The Killer” - Neil Young (1975) ... some Spanish speaking countries/stations - criticism of one of their national heroes "Cradle Song (Brahms' Lullaby)" – Frank Sinatra (1944) ... BBC - disrespectful to classical music "Croce di Oro (Cross of Gold)" – Joan Regan (1955) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting as sentimentalisation of religion "Crazy Horses" - The Osmonds (1972) ... South Africa - "horses" is a slang term for heroin there, so it was thought to be referring to drugs. "Crying in the Chapel" – Lee Lawrence (1953) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting because it was "nauseating". "Cuddle Me" – Ted Heath ft Dennis Lotis (1954) ... BBC - lewd and suggestive D "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" - Sophie B. Hawkins (1992) ... MTV - rejected the original version of the video on grounds of erotic content. "Danny Boy" – Conway Twitty (1959) ... BBC - Conway Twitty holds the distinction of having recorded the only version of “Danny Boy” to have been banned! "Deep in the Heart of Texas" – Bing Crosby and Woody Herman (1942) ... BBC - too infectious "Devil Woman" - Marty Robbins ... Eire - adulterous theme ** "Devils and Dust" - Bruce Springsteen (2005 album) ... Starbucks, USA - concerns about adult content and his stances on corporate politics "Diggin' My Potatoes" – Lonnie Donegan (1954) ... BBC - lyrics not suitable "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead" - Judy Garland ... BBC - found it disrespectful when a Facebook campaign and other anti-Thatcher camps tried do make the song a No.1 hit after the sad death of former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher. "Dinner with Drac" – John Zacherle (1958) ... BBC - lyrics considered despicable "Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans" – Noël Coward (1943) BBC ... WWII reminder of Germany "Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)" - The Outhere Brothers ... BBC / others - shockingly explicit "Disarm" - Smashing Pumpkins (1994) BBC ... banned the song from appearing on Top of the Pops, because of the lyric "cut that little child". E "Ebeneezer Goode" – The Shamen (1992) ... BBC - drug fuelled song, "Eezer Goode..." in the chorus sounds like E's are good. "Ebony Eyes" – The Everly Brothers (1961) ... BBC - death song, too morbid. "Eight Miles High - The Byrds () ... USA - drug connotations in its lyrics. ** "Electric Ladyland" - Jimi Hendrix Experience (1968 album) ... many retail stores - the cover depicted nineteen nude women lounging in front of a black background. "Eve of Destruction" – Barry McGuire (1965) ... BBC - on the restricted list, for its bombast; USA - "it was an aid to the enemy in Vietnam" F "F--k tha Police" - N.W.A (1988) ... USA / other countries - encouraged violence against, and disrespect for, law enforcement officers. "Fairytale of New York" – The Pogues ft Kirsty MacColl (1987) - BBC/UK MTV - banned the words "faggot" and "slut" "Fat Bottomed Girls" - Queen (1978) ... Shops and Stores - the cover featured a nude woman riding a bicycle; the new version was the same image with panties drawn over the woman. "Feel Good Hit Of The Summer" - Queens of the Stone Age (2000) ... many radio stations / Wal-Mart - the lyrics list drugs: nicotine, valium, vicodin, ecstasy, marijuana, alcohol and cocaine "French Kiss" – Lil Louis (1989) ... BBC - too much heavy breathing G "Gimme a Pigfoot (And a Bottle of Beer)" – Bessie Smith (1933) ... BBC - unsuitable content "Girl Don't Come" - Sandie Shaw (1964) ... Because of this song although it reached number 42 on the Billboard Hot 100, Sandy was unable to do US promotion – including a Shindig! appearance scheduled for March – due to the U.S. Federation of TV and Radio Artists refusing her a US work permit "Give Ireland Back to the Irish" – Wings (1972) ... BBC - political, references to Northern Ireland. "Glad to Be Gay" – Tom Robinson Band (1978) ... BBC - refernces to the gay community "Gloomy Sunday" – Billie Holiday (1941) ... BBC - just.. bad taste! "God Bless the Child" – Billie Holiday (1942) ... BBC - unsuitable for broadcast because of its title - prayers in popular music were not allowed. "God Only Knows" - The Beach Boys (1966) ... Some USA radio stations - deemed as blasphamy having a pop song with God in the title. Because of this, it was released as the B-side of "Wouldn't It Be Nice" in the United States. In other countries, "God Only Knows" was the single's A-side. "God Save the Queen" – Sex Pistols (1977) ... BBC - vulgar and offensive Goodbye Earl - Dixie Chicks (1999) ... Some radio stations - stirred controversy for its take on spousal abuse and banned by several male radio programmers. "Great Balls of Fire" - Jerry Lee Lewis () ... Some radio stations - sexual innuendoes "Green Jeans" – The Flee-Rekkers (1960) ... BBC - mutilation of the classics, "distortion of melody, harmony and rhythm" "Greensleeves" – The Beverley Sisters (1956) ... BBC - mutilation of the classics, "distortion of melody, harmony and rhythm" "Guess Things Happen That Way" – Johnny Cash (1958) ... BBC - objected to by head of religious broadcasting "Gypsy Roadhog - Slade (1977) ... BBC - references to drugs H "Hall Of The Mountain King" - Nero & The Gladiators (1961) ... BBC - the banning of pop versions of classical tunes policy. "Have a Whiff on Me" – Mungo Jerry (1971) ... BBC - drug references "Hard Headed Woman" – Elvis Presley (1958) ... BBC - religious theme, BUT it could be played, only with special permission "He" – Al Hibbler/Robert Earl (1955) ... BBC - objected to by the head of religious broadcasting as being solely for commercial gain. "He Bought My Soul At Calvary" - Jo Stafford (1951) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting as a 'misguided' presentation of the Gospel "Hi, Hi, Hi" – Wings (1972) ... BBC - explicit sexual lyrics "High Class Baby" – Cliff Richard and the Drifters (1958) ... BBC - considered to be advertising Cadillac cars "Hold My Hand" – Don Cornell (1954) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting, a girlfriend cannot be compared to the "kingdom of heaven" **"Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death)" - Marilyn Manson (2000 album) ... many retail stores - refused to stock the album, the cover art, depicting Manson on a crucifix "Homosapien" - Pete Shelley (1982) ... BBC - banned because of the line "Homo superior in my interior" "Honey Hush" – The Rock and Roll Trio/Johnny Burnette (1956) ... BBC - sexual lyrics and promotes violence. "Honey Love" – Dennis Lotis (1954) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting, lewd and suggestive "Honeycomb" – Jimmie Rodgers (1957) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting "Honky Tonk Angel" - Cliff Richard (1975) ... Cliff found out a "honky tonk angel" was a hooker he withdrew the record. "(How Little It Matters) How Little We Know" – Frank Sinatra (1956) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting, lewd and suggestive "House Of The Rising Sun" - Josh White ... BBC - lyrics about prostitution I "I Am the Walrus" – The Beatles (1967) "I Can't Control Myself" – The Troggs (1966) ... BBC - sexual reference "I Hear the Angels Singing" – Frankie Laine (1954) "I Leaned on a Man" – Connie Francis (1957) "I Want To Be Evil" – Eartha Kitt (1953) ... BBC - title and content where considered objectionable. "I Want You to Be My Baby" – Annie Ross (1956) "I Want Your Sex" - George Michael (1987) ... BBC - banned between the hours of 5:50am-9pm "I Went to Your Wedding" – Spike Jones and His City Slickers (1953) "I'll Be Home for Christmas" – Bing Crosby (1943) "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows" – Perry Como (1949)/Ken Dodd (1963) ... BBC - "pop" version of a classical piece, Frédéric Chopin's Fantaisie-Impromptu. "I'm Nobody's Baby" – Frankie Howerd (1948) "Imagine" - John Lennon (1971) ... BBC - banned during the Gulf War "In the Air Tonight" – Phil Collins (1981) ... BBC - banned during the Gulf War "In the Beginning" – Frankie Laine (1955) ... BBC - objected to by the head of religious broadcasting "In the Hall of the Mountain King" – Nero and the Gladiators (1961) "Invisible Sun" – The Police (1981) ... BBC - due to the content of the song, violence and turmoil in Northern Ireland "It Is No Secret" – Jo Stafford (1954) "It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels" – Kitty Kallen (1962) "It Would Be So Nice" – Pink Floyd (1968) "I've Come of Age" – Billy Storm (1959) J "Jackie" – Scott Walker (1967) ... BBC - refers to "authentic queers" "Je t'aime... moi non plus" – Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg (1969) ... BBC - sexual references "John and Marsha" – Stan Freberg (1950) ... BBC - sexual, too suggestive "Johnny Remember Me" – John Leyton (1961) ... BBC - death song, too morbid. "Jungle Fever" – The Chakachas (1972) ***"Justify My Love" - Madonna (1990 video) ... MTV - sexual content . K "Keep Me in Mind" – Lita Roza and Al Timothy (1955) "Killing an Arab" – The Cure (1979) ... BBC - banned during the Gulf War "Kodachrome" – Paul Simon (1973) ... BBC - would not play the trademarked name. L "La Petite Tonkenoise" – Josephine Baker (1930) "Lazy Mary" – Lou Monte (1958) ... BBC - Italian lyric deemed objectionable "Leader of the Pack" – The Shangri-Las (1964) ... BBC - death song, too morbid. "Let the People Go" – McGuinness Flint (1972) "Let's Spend the Night Together" – The Rolling Stones (1967) ... BBC - encourages promiscuity "Light a Candle in the Chapel" – Frank Sinatra (1942) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting, the song was "so nauseatingly sentimental that it debased the Christian religion". "Light My Fire" – Jose Feliciano (1968) ... BBC - banned during the Gulf War "Lili Marleen" – Lale Andersen (1939) "Little Star" – The Elegants (1958) ... BBC - objection by head of religious broadcasting to use of God in a pop song. "Louie Louie" - Kingsmen (1957) ... Indiana USA declared it pornographic "Lola" – The Kinks (1970) ... BBC - banned for advertising coca cola, until they changed the lyrics. "Louie Louie" - The Kingsmen (1963) ... USA - FBI investigation supposed obscenity of the lyrics, an investigation that ended without prosecution. "Love for Sale" – Cole Porter (1930) / Ella Fitzgerald (1956) ... BBC - sexual references, prostitution. "Love Is a Word" – Alma Cogan (1965) "Love Is Strange" – Mickey & Sylvia (1956) ... BBC - the line "love is money in the hand" would encourage prostitution "Love to Love You Baby" – Donna Summer (1975) ... BBC - too much heavy breathing, grunts and groans. ** "Lovesexy" - Prince (1988 album) ... Shops around the world - nude photo of Prince on cover "Lovin' Machine" – Wynonie Harris (1951) ... BBC - crude implications associated with a "lovin' machine" "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" – The Beatles (1967) ... BBC - drug refernces M "Mack the Knife" – Bobby Darin (1959) ... banned by: NYC radio, BBC - bloodthirsty words "Made You" – Adam Faith (1960) ... BBC - sexual references "Maggie May" – The Vipers Skiffle Group (1957) ... BBC - song is about a prostitute "Maybellene" – Chuck Berry (1955) "Mighty Mighty Man" – Bobby Darin (1958) "Minnie the Moocher" – Cab Calloway (1931) "Miss Morse" - Pearls Before Swine (1967) ... USA radio - Tom Rapp was singing F-U-C-K in Morse code "Miss You" – Bing Crosby (1942) ... BBC - The War Office felt that it too sentimental and might lower morale at home "Monster Mash" – Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers (1962) ... BBC - it was offensive and in poor taste. "Moonlight Love" – Perry Como (1956) ... BBC - mutilation of the classics, took it’s melody from Debussy "My Christmas Prayer" – Billy Fury (1959) ... BBC - religious grounds. "My Friend" – Eddie Fisher (1954) "My Friend Jack" – The Smoke (1967) "My Generation" - The Who (1965) ... BBC - initially refused to play the song because it might offend people who stutter. "My Little Ukulele" – Joe Brown and The Bruvvers (1963) ... BBC - "too rique" N "Night of the Vampire" – The Moontrekkers (1961) "Ninety-Nine Years (Dead or Alive)" – Guy Mitchell (1961) "Nobody Loves Like an Irishman" – Lonnie Donegan (1958) ... BBC - Line about the Quran deemed to be offensive to Muslims O "(Oh) Pretty Woman" - Van Halen (1982) ... MTV aired the video very sparingly - too racey and distasteful "Old Man Atom" – The Sons of the Pioneers (1950) ... BBC - Controversial topics such as the atom bomb "One Has My Name (The Other Has My Heart)" – Jimmy Wakely (1948) ... BBC - encouraged adultery "Open Your Box" - Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band (1970) ... BBC - banned because of the line "Open your legs" "Original Prankster" - The Offspring (2000) ... HMV stores - refused to stock the record after the band decided to give the track away as a free download on their official website, prior to it's release. P "Paper Doll" – The Mills Brothers (1943) ... BBC - theme of feminine unfaithfulness. deemed unacceptable during war time. "Peaches" – The Stranglers (1977) ... BBC - too "woman baiting" "Peaceful Street" – Ernest Butcher (1936) **"Permission To Land" - The Darkness (2003 album) ... Wal-Mart - the album sleeve featured a woman's bottom. "Plastic Jesus" - King Earl Boogie Band ... BBC - on grounds of blasphemy. "Please No Squeeza da Banana" – Louis Prima (1963) Q R "Radio Times" – The BBC Dance Orchestra (1935) "Randy Scouse Git" - The Monkees (19--) ... BBC - title was "actually somewhat taboo to the British audience" it was re-released as "Alternate Title" "Reefer Man " - Fats Waller () ... BBC - drug references "Relax" – Frankie Goes to Hollywood (1984) ... BBC - sexual references "Rock You Sinners" – Art Baxter and His Rock 'n' Roll Sinners (1958) "Rockin' Through The Rye" - Bill Haley and His Comets (1956) ... BBC - the song went against traditional British standards and used 50's hip slang. "Rum and Coca-Cola" – The Andrews Sisters (1945) ... BBC - advertising Coca -Cola ”Rumble” - Link Wray (1959) ... USA certain stations - although an instrumental the title was thought too suggestive of teen violence. S "Sad Affair" – Marxman (1993) ... BBC - contains IRA slogan "Saturday Nite at the Duckpond" – The Cougars (1963) ... BBC - "pop" versions of a classical piece "Say a Prayer for the Boys Over There" – Deanna Durbin (1943) "Send Me to the 'lectric Chair" – George Melly (1953) "Shall We Take a Trip" – Northside (1990) "She Had to Go and Lose It at the Astor" – Johnny Messner (1939) "She Was Only a Postmaster's Daughter" – Durium Dance Band (1933) **"Sheryl Crow" - Sheryl Crow (1996 album) ... Wal-Mart - The song "Love Is a Good Thing" contains the lyrics "Watch out sister, watch out brother, watch our children while they kill each other with a gun they bought at Walmart discount stores". "Sincerely" – Liberace (1955) ... BBC - "Sixty Minute Man" – The Dominoes (1951) ... BBC - sexually suggestive "Song of India" – Tommy Dorsey (1938) ... BBC - because it was based on a classical work, Rimsky-Korsakov's Sadko. "So What?" – Anti-Nowhere League (1981) ... BBC - obscene, contains the word fuck countless times, references to drugs, bestiality and STIs. "Soldier" – Harvey Andrews (1972) ... BBC - lest feelings be exacerbated in the nationalist community of Northern Ireland, or the British public be incited to attack innocent Irish people. The Ministry of Defence still advises British soldiers not to sing the song in pubs "Somebody Up There Likes Me" – Perry Como (1956) ... BBC - head of religious broadcasting objection . "Spasticus Autisticus" - Ian Dury (1981) ... BBC - deemed the lyrics offensive "Statue of Liberty" – XTC (1978) ... BBC - the lyrics "In my fantasy I sail beneath your skirt". 'Star Star' - Rolling Stones (1973) ... BBC - it contained the word "Star-fucker" in the chorus a dozen times. "St. Therese of the Roses" – Malcolm Vaughan (1956) ... BBC - head of religious broadcasting felt it was contrary to Catholic and Protestant beliefs "Stranger in Paradise" – The Four Aces (1953) ... BBC - "prohibited from broadcast due to unacceptable performance" disrespectful to the classics. "Street Fighting Man" - Rolling Stones (1968) ... several radio stations in Chicago, IL. - Authorities feared it might incite public disorder. "Such a Night" – Johnnie Ray (1954) ... BBC - lewd and suggestive "Summer Smash" – Denim (1997) ... EMI self-banned - the planned release date was in the same period when Princess Diana died by a car crash. T "Teen Angel" – Mark Dinning (1959) ... BBC - death song, too morbid. "Teenage Prayer" – Gale Storm (1955) "Tell Laura I Love Her" – Ray Peterson/Ricky Valance (1960) ... BBC - death song, too morbid. "Terry" – Twinkle (1964) ... BBC - death song, too morbid. "The Ballad Of John and Yoko" - The Beatles ... Spain/USA various radio stations - mention of crucifixion offended radio listeners. "The Battle of New Orleans" – Johnny Horton (1959) "The Blue Danube" – Spike Jones and His City Slickers (1945) ... BBC - takes liberties with a serious work of music "The Christening" – Arthur Askey (1943) "The Cover of Rolling Stone" – Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show (1973) "The Deck of Cards" – T. Texas Tyler (1948) "The Devil Is a Woman" – Herb Jeffries (1957) "The Foggy, Foggy, Dew" – Peter Pears (1950) "The Garden of Eden" – Frankie Vaughan (1957) ... BBC - song is "fairly blasphemous" "The Heel" – Eartha Kitt (1955) "The Man with the Golden Arm" – Eddie Calvert (1956) ... BBC - although it's an instrumental, the BBC objected to the sordid nature of the film!! "The Mocking Bird" – The Four Lads (1952) "The Monster Mash" - Bobby (Boris) Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers (1962) ... BBC - too morbid *** "The Next Day" - David Bowie (2013 video) ... Youtube (temporarily) - its graphic content "The Old Dope Peddler" – Tom Lehrer (1953) "The Reefer Song (If You're a Viper)" – Fats Waller (1943) "The Sabre Dance" – Woody Herman (1948) "The Shag (Is Totally Cool)" – Billy Graves (1958) ... BBC - the shag is a dance, but also it is slang for sexual intercourse "The Silver Madonna" – Kirk Stevens (1957) "The Sky" – Petula Clark (1957) "The Story of a Starry Night" – Glenn Miller (1954) ... BBC - distorted representation of the original Tchaikovsky's Sixth Symphony "The Story Of My Life" - Alma Cogan (1958) ... BBC - too morbid, refers to death "The Story of Three Loves" – Ray Martin (1957) "The Test of Time" – Robert Earl (1959) "The Tommy Rot Story" – Morris & Mitch (1957) "The Unbeliever" – Guy Mitchell (1957) "The Voice in My Heart" – Eydie Gormé (1958) "The Winker's Song" - Ivor Biggun (1978) ... BBC - sexual references "They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!" – Napoleon XIV (1966) "Three Stars" – Ruby Wright (1959) "Til the Following Night" – Screaming Lord Sutch (1961) "Till the End of Time" – Perry Como (1945) "Ting Tong Tang" – Ken Platt (1958) "To Keep My Love Alive" – Ella Fitzgerald (1956) "Toll the Bell Easy" – Les Hobeaux (1957) "Too Drunk to Fuck" – Dead Kennedys (1981) "Tribute to Buddy Holly" – Mike Berry and The Outlaws (1961) U ”Unknown Soldier” - The Doors () ... USA - political, the song’s anti-war stance. "Urban Guerrilla" – Hawkwind (1973) V W "Wake Up Little Suzie" - Everley Brothers ... USA certain stations - would influence and corrupt teenagers. "Walk Hand in Hand" – Tony Martin (1956) ... BBC - religous reasons, disrespectful to God. "We Call It Acieeed" – D-Mob (1988) "We Can't Let You Broadcast That" – Norman Long (1932) ... BBC - made fun of the BBC's policies of 'banning' recordings "(We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thang" – Heaven 17 (1981) ... BBC - concerns by Radio 1's legal department that it libeled Reagan. "We Have to Be So Careful" – The Beverley Sisters (1953) ... BBC - because it ridiculed BBC policy "We Will All Go Together When We Go" – Tom Lehrer (1959) "Wet Dream" – Max Romeo (1969) ... BBC - due to its lyrics which are of an explicit sexual nature "When I'm Cleaning Windows" – George Formby (1936) ... BBC - Sexual innuendo, too racy, "A disgusting little ditty" "Whoa Buck" – Lonnie Donegan (1959) "With My Little Stick of Blackpool Rock" – George Formby (1937) "With My Little Ukelele in Hand" – George Formby (1933) "Woman Love" – Gene Vincent (1956) ... BBC - lyrics offensive and can't be understood. "Work With Me, Annie" - Hank Ballard & the Midnighters (1954) ... banned for radio play by the FCC. overtly sexual lyrics "Worried Man" - Kingston Trio (1959) ... BBC - didn’t like the word “closet” being used for “cupboard”. X Y "You'll Get Yours" – Frank Sinatra (1956) *** "You're All I Need" - Mötley Crüe (1987 video) ... MTV - because of the level of violence.

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Do all the ask me questions! Or if you don't want to do all, just the odds

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

-well this was bound to happen eventually

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

-????? no clue?????? maybe we’ll date??? mostly we just make out when we get drunk

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

-depends, weed? dont care, cocaine? yeah 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

-yep

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

-sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

-all the time

7. What does your last received text say?

-also i might be. like how long? would it be

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

-ummmmmm quite a few times

9. Where was your last kiss at?

-outside my dorm

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

-christmas break

11. What do you drink in the morning?

-water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

-my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

-sometimes

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

-probably

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

-no we’d probs make out again

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

-sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

-probs but im not aware of it

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

-jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

-i fucking hope so

20. Does anyone like you?

-no clue

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

-yes

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

-nope

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

-yep

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

-yeah

25. In the past week have you cried?

-oh hell yeah

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

-no clue it was cute

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

-in the shower but only cuz its a public shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

-no gross

29. Do you think you’re old?

-no

30. Do you like text messaging?

-yes

31. What type of day are you having?

-good i woke up at noon

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

-yes hopefully itll happen soon

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

-warm

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

-yes

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

-relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

-theres no such thing as a simple person

37. What song are you listening to?

-im not

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

-depends39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

-yes40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

-they are super cute i like their curly hair41. When did you last receive a text message?

-like five minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

-i am procrastinating43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

-better than i know myself44. Does anyone disgust you?

-yes45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

-probably46. Are you in a good mood right now?

-sure47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

-a classmate48. What color shirt are you wearing?

-black and blue49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

-yes50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

-yes51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

-with my entire being

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

-yep53. Do you like rain?

-yes 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

-nope55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

-all the time 56. Do you like to cuddle?

- no i LOVE to cuddle57. Are you shy?

-no 58. Do you get along with girls?

-yes59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

-no 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

-my purse with my diabetic supplies, my phone, chapstick, wallet, keys 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

-yep 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

-yes 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

-no 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

-absoLUTELY65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

-im sure

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

-18

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

-do them myself im a broke bitch68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

-leopard69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

-no my mom wont let me70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

-lil wayne71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

-iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

- a long time ago73. Do you like diet soda?    

-no74. What color are the walls in your room?    

-grey i live in a dorm75. Are you 16 or older?    

-older76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

-no77. Do you have a job?    

-yes im there rn i should be working  78. What are your initials?    

-abs79. Did you ever have braces?   

-yes 80. Are you from the south?    

-no

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

-an advertisement for my schools production of crucible82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?   

-yeah he just started talking to me again its weird 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

-mom84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

-no85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

-moana86. Do you smoke?    

-no87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

-heels88. Is your phone touch screen?    

-yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

-curly90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

-yes91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

-depends92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

-yes93. …Had sex in a car?    

-no94. Are you single or in a relationship?   

-single :/ 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?   

-studying latin 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

-fourth of july97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

-its good but my hands are too shaky98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

-yes99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

-no100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

-yes101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

-no102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

-the harold song103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

-no104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?  

-nO

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New Blood

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by IWroteTheOther51

John Laurens is a new assistant who just moved from South Carolina to New York in order to move away from his terrible past and his horrible family, always wanting whats best for himself, John tries to get a job in order to pay for his university that he goes to, which is an Ivy League school called Columbia University, with no job and no where to really find himself, what can he do?, well, no one wants to take a 18 year old college student who barely knows how to do taxes, the only thing John actually knows what to do is making mug brownies at 12 am on a school night.

He notices an ad in a magazine that advertised an assistant needed for Hamilton enterprise, which was a very wealthy company that had a lot of drama last year and lost some of their employees, Alexander Hamilton, the rich snobby and sexy business man takes John under his wings and tries to make him something he really isn't, someone that's part of a scam, or in other words....the mafia.

Words: 1654, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

Fandoms: Turn (TV 2014), Hamilton - Miranda

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Alexander Hamilton, Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, George Washington, Benjamin Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster, Anna Strong, Abraham Woodhull, Edmund Hewlett, John Graves Simcoe, John André, Benedict Arnold, Mary Woodhull, Tench Tilghman, Peggy Shippen, Abigail (Turn), Richard Woodhull, Selah Strong, Nathaniel Sackett, Robert Rogers, Robert Townsend (1753-1838), Samuel Tallmadge, Samuel Townsend, Martha "Patsy" Parke Custis, Ensign Baker, Nathan Hale (1755-1776), Nathaniel Tallmadge, Akinbode | Jordan, John Parke Custis, Cicero (Turn), Philomena Cheer, Elizabeth Gwillim Simcoe, James Rivington, William Bradford (Turn), John Robeson, Lola (Turn), Aberdeen (Turn), Henry Clinton (1730-1795), Lieutenant Gamble (Turn), Samuel Graves (1713-1787), Mary Floyd Tallmadge, Captain Wakefield, Charles Scott, Freddy Morgan, Thomas "Sprout" Woodhull, Sarah Livingston (Turn), Queen's Rangers, Captain Joyce, William Howe 5th Viscount Howe, Austin Roe, Lucas Brewster, Reverend Worthington, Lucy Scudder, Lydia Ketcham, Rachel Clark, Dr. Mabbs, Corporal Eastin, Walter Havens, Awasos, Mary Graves (1772-1860), Richard Grosvenor 1st Earl Grosvenor (1731-1802), Thomas Lynch Jr, Sarah Townsend (1724-1800), Patience Wright, Thomas Woodhull Sr, Thomas Hickey (d. 1776), Francis Marion (c.1732-1795), Elizabeth Lloyd Loring (1744-1831), Bridget Graves (1750-1795), Captain Jim Ryder, Lieutenant Chaffe (Turn), Rachel Peale, Colonel Jonathan Cooke, William "Billy" Lee (Turn), Peyton Randolph (1721–1775), John Randolph (1727–1784), Keturah Strong Woodhull, Sarah "Sally" Townsend (1760-1842), William André (1760-1802), John Laurens, Thomas Jefferson, Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Aaron Burr, Hercules Mulligan, Angelica Schuyler, James Madison, Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler, Maria Reynolds, Philip Hamilton, Charles Lee, Theodosia Prevost Burr, George III of the United Kingdom, Martha Washington, Theodosia Burr Alston, James Reynolds (fl.1783-1792), James Laurens (1765-1775), John Adams, Dolley Madison, Frances Laurens, Henry Laurens (1723-1792), John Church Hamilton, Levi Weeks (1776-1819), Henry Knox, Nathaniel Pendelton, Sally Hemings

Relationships: Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens, Alexander Hamilton/Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton, Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette/Hercules Mulligan, Alexander Hamilton & George Washington, George Washington/Martha Washington, Alexander Hamilton/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, John Laurens/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Alexander Hamilton & Angelica Schuyler, Benjamin Tallmadge/George Washington, Abigail/Anna Strong, Robert Townsend/Abraham Woodhull, Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson/John Laurens, Alexander Hamilton/Catherine "Kitty" Livingston, Thomas Jefferson/Benjamin Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster & Benjamin Tallmadge, Alexander Hamilton/Benjamin Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster/Benjamin Tallmadge/Abraham Woodhull, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens/Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Alexander Hamilton/Angelica Schuyler, Angelica Schuyler/Original Character(s), John André/Benjamin Tallmadge, Nathan Hale & Anna Strong, Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler/Original Female Character(s), Adrienne de Lafayette/Angelica Schuyler, Sally Fairfax (c.1730-1811)/George Washington/Martha Washington, Charles Lee/Samuel Seabury, George III of the United Kingdom/Samuel Seabury, George III of the United Kingdom/Charles Lee/Samuel Seabury, Charles Lee & Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler, John André/Peggy Shippen, Edmund Hewlett/Anna Strong, Aaron Burr/Original Female Character(s), Caleb Brewster/Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler/Benjamin Tallmadge, John André/Benedict Arnold/Abraham Woodhull, Theodosia Burr Alston & Angelica Hamilton, Ensign Baker/Abraham Woodhull, James Madison & Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Anna Strong/Abraham Woodhull, John Graves Simcoe/Original Female Character(s), Benjamin Tallmadge/Abraham Woodhull, Caleb Brewster/Original Female Character(s), Alexander Hamilton/Other(s), Abigail/Akinbode | Jordan, Alexander Hamilton/Lawrence Washington (1718-1752), John André/Robert Townsend, Alexander Hamilton & Benjamin Tallmadge, Benjamin Tallmadge & Original Character(s), Anna Strong/George Washington, John André & Philomena Cheer, Caleb Brewster/Nathan Hale (1755-1776)/Benjamin Tallmadge, Aaron Burr/Maria Reynolds, John Graves Simcoe/Lola (Turn), Thomas Jefferson/James Madison/Angelica Schuyler, John André/Benedict Arnold/Peggy Shippen, Deborah Sampson (1760-1827)/Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler, Peggy Shippen/Benjamin Tallmadge, James Reynolds/Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Alexander Hamilton/James Reynolds, James Reynolds/Maria Reynolds, Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens/Benjamin Tallmadge, Benedict Arnold/Charles Lee, George III of the United Kingdom & John Laurens

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Gangsters, Alternate Universe - Mob, Mob Boss George Washington, Drama, Family Drama, Drama & Romance, Romance, Eventual Romance, Slow Romance, Gangs, Love Confessions, Falling In Love, Idiots in Love, BDSM, Fluff and Smut, Shameless Smut, Mild Smut, Rape/Non-con Elements, Costume Parties & Masquerades, Unplanned Pregnancy, Past Anna Strong/Abraham Woodhull, Married Couple, Married Life, Mobsters, Kissing in the Rain, Kissing at Midnight, Kissing, Sexual Content, Explicit Sexual Content, Family Fluff, Family Feels, Violence, Sexual Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt, Child Abuse, Drug Abuse, Past Sexual Abuse, Verbal Abuse, Suicide Attempt, Suicide Notes, Substance Abuse, Sad Ending, Sad and Happy, Death Threats, Death in Childbirth, Near Death Experiences, LGBTQ Themes, Drugs, Drug Lord Thomas Jefferson, Unhealthy Relationships, Complicated Relationships, Platonic Relationships, Abusive Relationships, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury, Soulmates, Romantic Soulmates, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Gay Panic, Everyone Is Gay, Getting Back Together, Getting to Know Each Other, Getting Together, Making Out, Making Up, Making Love, Penises, Penis In Vagina Sex, Sex Toys, Drunk Sex, Shower Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Car Sex, Lesbian Sex, Phone Sex, Prompt Fill, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Self-Harm, Out of Character, Internalized Homophobia, Homophobia, Homophobic Henry Laurens, Praise Kink, Kink Negotiation, Dark, Cuddling & Snuggling, Crushes, Blood and Gore, Mild Gore, Comfort Sex, Morning Sex, Morning Cuddles, Modern Era, Family Issues

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will

always

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amazing

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boyfriend

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go

, she plays

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shell

be the first person to brighten up your day. She brings joy to everyone when she walks into a room.Guy 1:

Damn

! Whos the new

girl

?

Guy 2:

Oh

, you mean Allison. Shes smokin.

Guy 1: Yeah she is. Im gonna ask her out.

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cute

, intelligent, sarcastic, and very caring. You'd have to be extremely lucky to be her

boyfriend

; she has really high expectations from a guy and she is perfect. Allison has had her heart and trust broken before, so you

will

have to prove yourself in order to

date

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you should

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think

shes super

sexy

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ya

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3 Differences Between True Love And Lust That’ll Tell You A Lot About Your Relationship

“And the sex was 100” is a phrase that I recently texted someone from my past. (Cringe city.) We were mid-conversation, and hadn’t caught up in eons. I had planned on eventually emailing him about the grad program he graduated from, which I am applying to. When his Instagram handle popped up as having “liked” my photo, I was tipsy and certain that 10 p.m. was a brilliant time for essay advice. (Oops.) The one great thing about those five words? Typing them out reminded me while I liked him, it soooo wasn’t true love. I had just been lusty AF.

My mind has a terrible time telling the difference between love and lust. If I had to define “lust” on my own, sans Google, I would say it’s that rush of physical and intellectual chemistry you have with someone who makes both the drinks part and the bedroom part of a date exhilarating. It’s definitely what I imagine crack feels like. “Lust” is more than just great sex, but less than “I will eventually pee with the door open when you are home.” (Which, while unromantic, I would say falls into the “love” category.)

Considering that I sent the aforementioned uncouth text just this past weekend, and that I have just admitted to you all that I confuse love and lust quite regularly, I decided to do some research in order to discover what the actual differences between the two L-words are. Here’s what I found:

1. Lust Is Driven By Different Hormones Than Attachment

How You Know When You're In Love.

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Let’s start with science: A team at Rutgers University led by Dr. Helen E. Fisher published an article about romantic love that breaks it down into three categories: lust, attraction, and attachment. “Lust” is driven entirely by testosterone and estrogen in the brain, “attraction” is driven by dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin, and “attachment” is created by oxytocin and vasopressin. Whew, that’s a mouthful.

You can think of it like this: Lust really is about the sex being 100. Estrogen and testosterone, the hormones that drive lust, are involved with reproduction and evolution, plain and simple. Think: a one-night stand.

While lust and attraction are closely related, you can actually have one without the other. Attraction has to do with “reward behavior.” Dopamine is released in our brains when something feels good to us, whether that’s sex, drugs, gambling, or donuts.  Think: the giddiness of the first few months of dating someone you really like.

Attachment, which is a prerequisite for true love IMO, is in fact not only present in romantic relationships. Attachment has to do with oxytocin, which is released during childbirth and is sometimes called the “cuddle hormone.” Think: your best friend or a family member.

I think we usually lump lust and attraction together, and consider the addition of attachment the piece that solidifies a true, loving relationship. Science says all three of these pieces together make up true, romantic love, so if you’ve only got the sex happening, you might just be in lust.

2. Lust Happens Quickly, While Love Happens Slowly

What Your Favorite Cuddle Position Says About Your Relationship

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This tidbit is less scientific, and more easily digestible. Dating and relationship coach Monica Parikh of the School of Love NYC told Elite Daily: “Infatuation begs for an instant relationship. Love understands that true intimacy is developed over a long time and through many seasons of life.” Pretty much a much more nicely-stated version of what I was saying about eventually peeing with the door open.

Lust is immediate, as is attraction. There’s a palpable chemistry that leaves you feeling quite frenetic and sometimes even obsessed with seeing your person as often as possible. True love only happens when you’ve spent a lot of time together and gone through the ups and downs of life that you’ll inevitably continue facing together if you keep dating. You know that friend who moved in with her boyfriend after a month? Are they still together and in love? Yeah, didn’t think so. Takeaway: Time is money when it comes to love, too.

3. Lust Is Physical; Love Is Emotional

Why You Can Never Be Just Friends With Benefits

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OK, so this seems pretty obvious. According to Dr. Judith Orloff in an article for Psychology Today, if you want to get black-and-white about the difference between lust and love, there are some actual behavioral signs you can look for. She states that the signs of lust are: being focused on a person’s looks, being interested in sex but not conversations, not wanting to cuddle the next morning, and being simply lovers and not friends.

Cool, sounds like a hookup. That makes sense, but feelings are tricky, even when you’re just boning. Dr. Orloff says that the signs of love include: wanting to spend time together outside of sex, getting lost in conversations together, wanting to listen to each others’ feelings and make each other happy, and meeting family and friends.

Uh oh. Now I feel like maybe I’ve been in love with everyone I’ve ever dated again. I’ve pretty much always had a healthy dose of emotional chemistry before doing the deed with someone I’m seeing. But before you, too, confuse yourself about whether you are in a lustful or loving relationship, remember that science told us that lust, attraction, and attachment are all part of true, romantic love.

If you don’t lust after your partner’s body, but love spending time with them, they probably are (or should be) your best friend and not your SO. (Hello, friend zone.) On the contrary, if you love your partner’s body, but also enjoy stimulating conversations with them before the sex over drinks, you don’t necessarily need to get married. (I’m speaking from experience here.)

The balance between lust and love is tricky, and I would say that maybe it’s not about defining your relationship as “lusty” or “loving” but identifying what you are looking for in your partner and making sure that both of your needs are met in an equitable way. Don’t settle for lusty sex sans sleepover if all you want is for your boo to cuddle you until the sun comes up, you feel me?

Check out the entire Gen Why series and other videos on Facebook and the Bustle app across Apple TV, Roku, and Amazon Fire TV.

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3 Differences Between True Love And Lust That’ll Tell You A Lot About Your Relationship

“And the sex was 100” is a phrase that I recently texted someone from my past. (Cringe city.) We were mid-conversation, and hadn’t caught up in eons. I had planned on eventually emailing him about the grad program he graduated from, which I am applying to. When his Instagram handle popped up as having “liked” my photo, I was tipsy and certain that 10 p.m. was a brilliant time for essay advice. (Oops.) The one great thing about those five words? Typing them out reminded me while I liked him, it soooo wasn’t true love. I had just been lusty AF.

My mind has a terrible time telling the difference between love and lust. If I had to define “lust” on my own, sans Google, I would say it’s that rush of physical and intellectual chemistry you have with someone who makes both the drinks part and the bedroom part of a date exhilarating. It’s definitely what I imagine crack feels like. “Lust” is more than just great sex, but less than “I will eventually pee with the door open when you are home.” (Which, while unromantic, I would say falls into the “love” category.)

Considering that I sent the aforementioned uncouth text just this past weekend, and that I have just admitted to you all that I confuse love and lust quite regularly, I decided to do some research in order to discover what the actual differences between the two L-words are. Here’s what I found:

1. Lust Is Driven By Different Hormones Than Attachment

How You Know When You're In Love.

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Let’s start with science: A team at Rutgers University led by Dr. Helen E. Fisher published an article about romantic love that breaks it down into three categories: lust, attraction, and attachment. “Lust” is driven entirely by testosterone and estrogen in the brain, “attraction” is driven by dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin, and “attachment” is created by oxytocin and vasopressin. Whew, that’s a mouthful.

You can think of it like this: Lust really is about the sex being 100. Estrogen and testosterone, the hormones that drive lust, are involved with reproduction and evolution, plain and simple. Think: a one-night stand.

While lust and attraction are closely related, you can actually have one without the other. Attraction has to do with “reward behavior.” Dopamine is released in our brains when something feels good to us, whether that’s sex, drugs, gambling, or donuts.  Think: the giddiness of the first few months of dating someone you really like.

Attachment, which is a prerequisite for true love IMO, is in fact not only present in romantic relationships. Attachment has to do with oxytocin, which is released during childbirth and is sometimes called the “cuddle hormone.” Think: your best friend or a family member.

I think we usually lump lust and attraction together, and consider the addition of attachment the piece that solidifies a true, loving relationship. Science says all three of these pieces together make up true, romantic love, so if you’ve only got the sex happening, you might just be in lust.

2. Lust Happens Quickly, While Love Happens Slowly

What Your Favorite Cuddle Position Says About Your Relationship

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This tidbit is less scientific, and more easily digestible. Dating and relationship coach Monica Parikh of the School of Love NYC told Elite Daily: “Infatuation begs for an instant relationship. Love understands that true intimacy is developed over a long time and through many seasons of life.” Pretty much a much more nicely-stated version of what I was saying about eventually peeing with the door open.

Lust is immediate, as is attraction. There’s a palpable chemistry that leaves you feeling quite frenetic and sometimes even obsessed with seeing your person as often as possible. True love only happens when you’ve spent a lot of time together and gone through the ups and downs of life that you’ll inevitably continue facing together if you keep dating. You know that friend who moved in with her boyfriend after a month? Are they still together and in love? Yeah, didn’t think so. Takeaway: Time is money when it comes to love, too.

3. Lust Is Physical; Love Is Emotional

Why You Can Never Be Just Friends With Benefits

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OK, so this seems pretty obvious. According to Dr. Judith Orloff in an article for Psychology Today, if you want to get black-and-white about the difference between lust and love, there are some actual behavioral signs you can look for. She states that the signs of lust are: being focused on a person’s looks, being interested in sex but not conversations, not wanting to cuddle the next morning, and being simply lovers and not friends.

Cool, sounds like a hookup. That makes sense, but feelings are tricky, even when you’re just boning. Dr. Orloff says that the signs of love include: wanting to spend time together outside of sex, getting lost in conversations together, wanting to listen to each others’ feelings and make each other happy, and meeting family and friends.

Uh oh. Now I feel like maybe I’ve been in love with everyone I’ve ever dated again. I’ve pretty much always had a healthy dose of emotional chemistry before doing the deed with someone I’m seeing. But before you, too, confuse yourself about whether you are in a lustful or loving relationship, remember that science told us that lust, attraction, and attachment are all part of true, romantic love.

If you don’t lust after your partner’s body, but love spending time with them, they probably are (or should be) your best friend and not your SO. (Hello, friend zone.) On the contrary, if you love your partner’s body, but also enjoy stimulating conversations with them before the sex over drinks, you don’t necessarily need to get married. (I’m speaking from experience here.)

The balance between lust and love is tricky, and I would say that maybe it’s not about defining your relationship as “lusty” or “loving” but identifying what you are looking for in your partner and making sure that both of your needs are met in an equitable way. Don’t settle for lusty sex sans sleepover if all you want is for your boo to cuddle you until the sun comes up, you feel me?

Check out the entire Gen Why series and other videos on Facebook and the Bustle app across Apple TV, Roku, and Amazon Fire TV.

Subscribe to Elite Daily’s official newsletter, The Edge, for more stories you don’t want to miss.

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