#or at LEAST SOMETHINGG

[curi0uscreature]

* Raz had a True Psychic Tales self insert at some point do not sit in my house and tell me no

[sar3nka]

Not to be delulu about not being human again but I wish my throat could make the noises I want. I wish I could do silly dinosaur calls I wish I could walk properly on my fingertips instead of having stupid ape feet -_-

[shinyturtlelady]

So, I'm realising 70% of why I watch iwtv is because of Claudia. What the fuck am I supposed to do with the rest of them now?

[alvinharmonica]

lesbian brittany. i cant see it any other way

[rainbowbeanstyles]

drawing with mouse is so hard i cant do it😔

[evieskiesss]

NOBODY WILL SEE US- TOM KAULITZ

WARNINGS: AGE GAP (30 & 20) ,smut, , dom!tom, sub!reader, public sex, squirting, overstimulation, degradation, name calling (daddy USED TWICE, slut, baby, etc), getting caught, reader says to stop but rlly just wants more

a/n: HEEYYYY. i hope yall haven’t forgotten abt me but yasss im back & im finna get back on my grind fr 😫🔥🔥🔥. HERES A LITTLE SOMETHINGG. IM A LITTLE RUSTY SO BEAR WITH ME BUT IMA TRY TO WRITE MORE. LIKE FRFR. ANYWAYS LOVE YALLLL.

-

The bright sun shone down on you, kissing your skin as you walked down the sandy beach, your hair flowing as the warm wind blew against you. Your eyes darted around the empty beach, awfully impressed with how much more beautiful it seemed in person compared to the photos you’d seen online.

LA VITA APERTA, was the name of the beach. It wasn’t just any beach, but the most popular nude beach in Italy. You’d been whining for weeks on end to Tom, wishing just how much you’d love to go, at least once. With the way your soft lips pouted, and the mere tone of your sad voice, it was enough to make Tom rent the beach for you two, alone.

You squealed, giggling excitedly as you ran toward the single luxurious villa in the complete center. Your feet softly padded against the hot sand, your legs moving quickly as you grew closer to it. Inside sat two reclinable beach chairs, made out of a polished bamboo. A large glass table sat in the center with platters of all sorts of cheeses, meats, crackers & fruits. A small rack of expensive wines cooled in the mini fridge in the corner, it was perfect.

A pair of strong arms wrapped themselves around your waist, “do you like it?” the voice spoke softly into your ear, you could practically hear the smile in his voice. You turned around, a large grin plastered on your face. Hopping up, your legs wrapped themselves around his waist, “iloveit,iloveit,iloveit,iloveit!” you shouted. Tom smiled, his arms hoisting you up, “anything for my girl.”

You both settled your things down, quickly taking advantage of the cold wine bottles, pouring them into glasses. Your lips wrapped around the rim, letting the dark liquid leap into your mouth. The smile wouldn’t leave your face as you sat on the sand, directly facing the ocean. The sound of the cold waves smoothly clashing against each other filled your ears, the salty smell mixing with that of the chemical-ly sunblock that Tom squirted into his hands.

He rubbed his hands together before moving your hand to the side, the cold cream coming in contact with your back. You pouted softly, looking over your shoulder to him, “i don’t like sunscreen..” you complained softly, the smell being too strong for your liking, & the sensation of oily cream making you feel uncomfortable as it would inevitably mix with your sweat. Tom ignored your protest, “you need it, baby,” he replied calmly, massaging it into your skin, being sure that your skin fully absorbs it.

“you’re too young to have wrinkly skin,” he kissed the back of your neck softly. You huffed, “fine..”. His hands ran down your back, his rings tickling you lightly as he ran them over. Slowly, his finger tips toyed with the strings of your bikini top, “we’re at a nude beach, remember?” his voice low, his breath hitting your ear. Your head slowly turned toward him, only being able to see him through peripheral vision. You were silent for a moment, your timidness suddenly taking over, you had never really.. gone nude in public before. “it’s just us, baby..” he reassured softly.

Taking your lip between your teeth, you nodded. As he pressed a gentle kiss to your shoulder, he pulled the strings fully. The bikini top became loose, his hands dragging them down your shoulders, then setting them to the side. Your nipples hardened, the cool wind mixing with his warm breath on your neck sent small shivers down your spine. Arms creeped around, his larger hands cupping your breasts, squeezing them softly. You smiled, giggling softly at the action.

-

Your breathing had slowed down, sunglasses providing extra protection to your closed eyes, your lips still curled up happily as you relaxed your body against the hot sand. You felt shuffling beside you, a soft content sigh leaving Tom’s lips as he leaned against his elbow, head propped up on his hand as his gaze laid on you. You looked beautiful, just absolutely perfect.

Your skin was now a shade or two darker, the bronze covering your entire body. Your small bikini top hugged your hips, undeniably leaving a tan line around it. You looked glowy, the sun rays blessing you with an extra kiss of beauty. His eyes ran lower, your breasts perky & attentive to the winds that blew by. Impulsively, his hands reached forward, tenderly kneading the flesh. His fingers closed around your buds, delicately pinching your nipples. He caught a groan in his throat, the feel of your skin only driving him crazy.

His lips came to your neck, planting weak kisses along the line. “tom..” you whined softly, hand coming to his chest. “mm?” he hummed, pinching your nipples again. You gasped gently at the sensation, feeling his lips curl into a smirk against your neck, his tongue licking and nipping on your skin. The hand that groped your breast snuck down agonizingly slow, simply teasing you as his fingers cupped over your sex. Two fingers pressed against your clit, a broken moan leaving your lips.

He hummed against the dark hickey that formed, “so wet f’me already?”. A shaky breath came from you as he departed from your neck, his gaze now looking down at your skimpy bikini bottom, your legs unconsciously opening for him as his fingers teased the wet spot on the cotton. Your lip came between your teeth, tugging on it gently as you looked around, “b-baby.. not here..”, you mumbled. “nobody will see us, baby,” he whispered.

Your silence was loud, causing him to smirk further, leading him to slide down what was left of the bikini down your tan legs. Tossing them to the side, you were left bare. “now this, is a nude beach,” he joked, parting your legs even further. An expression of amusement came over his face, your wet cunt glistened in the sun as he parted your folds with his finger. His middle finger gently dipped down, collecting your wetness, smearing it up to your sensitive clit, biting his tongue as you jolted at the sensation. “t-tom..” you whined, “shut up,” tom replied, his tone stern.

He looked back at you again, your eyes full of neediness, masked by hesitance. Without warning, his finger prodded at your entrance, slipping into you. Groaning softly, your hand searched for stability, gripping onto the hot sand. He cooed softly, watching his finger slowly pump in & out of you. The sound of your wet cunt mixed with those of the waves, your tiny moans seeping in here & there. “look at how slutty you look,” he tsk’ed, shaking his head menacingly. You whined again, biting your lip as his finger curled up, “just begging to be fucked..” he continued.

His cock began to ache, your whimpers & sight of you now riling him up. He bit his own lip looking down at his erection, begging to be freed from its restraints. A certain whimper of yours was enough. He pulled his finger out, your eyes snapping open in confusion before he manhandled you. You yelped lightly as he pulled you up, mumbling a small “c’mon,” moving you to the side as he laid where just were. His hands pulled at your hips, making you straddle him. He reached down, pulling his cock out of his trunks, red & leaking from the tip.

His hand wrapped around his shaft, pumping himself a couple of times, mouth parting open in pleasure, “you’re gonna ride me, ‘kay, princess?” his voice hoarse. You nodded, complying with his orders as you lifted yourself just enough. He gripped your hip with one hand, the other now holding his cock, rubbing the tip between your folds, aiming for your clit. “f-fuck,” you whimpered, your hand leaning on his chest for support. Once aligned, he began pulling you down on him, your cunt stretching out as he entered. You gasped softly, him letting out a moan at the same time. You sunk down further, feeling the burn of his cock penetrating you deeper until you were completely sat on his cock.

The fear flashed back into your mind, snapping you out of your dazed state for a moment. You turned your head, frantically searching for anyone who might be near, afraid of catching you two in the act. His fingers grabbed your chin, forcefully making you look back at him, “forget about that. just ride my cock,” he gruffed, squeezing your hips in a demanding manner. You lifted your hips as much as you could before slamming back down. Immediately, his hands gripped your ass, helping you with the rhythm.

You cried out in pleasure as you bounced on his cock, his tip kissing your cervix as you rode him faster. “fuck, baby. just like that,” he gasped, throwing his head back. You whined in response, slamming your hips harder. The way his cock deliciously stretched you out, being able to feel every vein drove you mad. Within the first few minutes, your legs began to burn, the muscles not needing much before giving out. A small whimper emitted from you as you tried to continue, your bounces faltering. His hand collided with your ass, “c’mon, princess. don’t stop,” he encouraged.

Your nails dug into his chest, your head lolling down as you mustered up the little bit of strength remaining in you to continue bouncing. God, it hurt like hell, yet it felt so fucking good. Small tears pricked your eyes as your legs gave out, no longer being able to do it on your own any further. Your front nearly collapsed on him, your hands preventing you from doing so as your lower half could no longer hold you up, “help me, i-i can’t..”. Without saying anything, Tom took it upon himself. His fingers dug themselves deep into your hips before thrusting up into you wildly.

The sounds of skin slapping over boarded those of the seagulls & waves, your broken moans fueling him to go faster. “take my fuckin’ cock, baby. just like that,” he panted. His cock drove into you deeper, hitting that gummy spot inside of you that made your eyes roll back. “f-f-fuck..!” you groaned, thighs shaking as you felt your orgasm approaching. Tom whimpered deeply, his eyes barely being able to keep themselves open, yet the erotic sight of his cock disappearing into your cunt gave him strength. His gaze was nothing but lustful, dirty, & everything perverted. “beautiful fuckin’ girl. shit- you gonna cum on my cock, baby?” he teased through the grunts.

You nodded feverishly, his thick cock pounding into you at an inhuman pace, causing you to clench around him. “let go, baby. show daddy how messy you get,” tom mumbled, pushing the hair out of your face. With that, you cried out, legs shaking as your walls closed in on him, a stream of liquid quickly running down & onto his abdomen. His eyes widened, & his cock hardened. “f-fuck! that’s- that’s it!” you grunted, your orgasm washing over, hands now pushing at his chest as you felt you couldn’t take much more.

Tom grunted, slamming you all the way down on him, holding you in place as his hot cum spurted out into you, coating your walls. You whimpered quietly, the feeling triggering something inside of you. Tom remained still for a moment, eyes closed as he recollected himself. You looked down at him, breathless before he caught you by surprise. He lifted you up off of him before pushing you back down, pushing your thighs to your chest, exposing your cunt to him fully. “n-no, tom! i can’t anymore,” you mewled, pushing at his arms that now aligned himself to your entrance.

You could barely keep yourself conscious right now after that orgasm, yet he still had it in him for one more round. The sound of you squirting on him snapped something inside of him, leaving his cock rock hard for more. “just one more, baby. show daddy one more time how messy you get,” he groaned, pushing himself back into your pussy. He snapped his hips in, pulling out, just to ram back in. His pace was brutal, his tip ramming into a different spot of yours.

Your hands flew his biceps, “t-tom! fuck!”. His eyes were locked on your pussy, your hole sore & raw as he fucked you mercilessly, the sloppy sounds of his cock pounding into you becoming louder. “my pretty fuckin’ slut,” he murmured huskily, mouth leaving open mouthed kisses on your neck & teeth nipping. His dirty words went straight to your core, sending shocks down your spine. “this is what you wanted, huh? getting fucked on this beach like the slut you are?”.

“yesyesyes!” you sobbed, squeezing your eyes shut as the pleasure became unbearable. He angled his hips, thrusting into you with desire & passion. He groaned hoarsely, feeling a knot in his abdomen. You gasped loudly, walls clenching down on his cock, dead giveaway of your orgasm. Swiftly, he pulled out, only to rapidly abuse your clit with his tip. Your hands slammed into the sand, a deep scream escaping your lips as your body shook heavily, squirting hard all over his cock, coating his abdomen. Tom cried out, slamming his cock right back into your hole, his own eyes rolling back as his orgasm hit him like a truck, cum spewing into you.

He collapsed on top of you, both of you moaning simultaneously as you rode out your highs. Tom thrusted in weakly, your hips rolling up into him as you milked it out for as long as possible. Gently, he pulled out, making you wince lightly at the sensation. He looked down at your sex, his cum seeping out of your hole & onto the soaked towel beneath you. He looked back up at you, laughing lightly at your state. Your eyes were barely open, your body covered in sweat & sand, completely breathless. His hand came to soothe your abdomen, “i didn’t know you could do that,” he panted with a smile. Your eyes peeled open, “i didn’t either,” you laughed.

He smiled, kissing your knees before helping you up. “let’s freshen up in the water.”

-

You yawned, rubbing your eyes as you left the bathroom. You smiled seeing Tom, sound asleep in bed. You turned the lights on into your kitchen, brewing yourself some coffee before opening up your laptop. “what the fuck?” you mumbled tiredly, at the thousands of emails in your inbox. You opened up at the most recent one by your manager.

subject: EXPLAIN. CALL ME NOW.

link: https.//www.tmz/tomandy/nonbeach/caught.com

Your eyes widened, clicking on the link.

TMZ: PAPARAZZI CATCHES TOM KAULITZ AND GIRLFRIEND, Y/N L/N HAVING FIERY SESSION ON BEACH DURING PRIVATE GETAWAY

Your heart dropped as you scrolled further. There you were. There the fuck you were, photographed as you laid on your back, a blurred circle covering Tom’s hand in between your spread legs, his face buried into your neck. The next was worse, it was you on top of Tom, your head thrown back as his mouth was parted open, your butt blurred as it caught you mid bounce.

The following images weren’t better, catching you completely off guard. Both of you photographed, covered in sweat as Tom spoke into your ear, your legs in the air as he was mid-stroke.

A blood curling scream left your lips, “TOM!”.

[giggly-squiggily]

I hope Demon Slayer hc drabbles requests are still okay, if so I would like to request somethingg..

I miss sabito and giyuu’s bond so my headcannon contains them both! I like to think that when Giyuu and Sabito used to train together (😭😭😭) they get bored once it’s their break time, so they just try to entertain each other… this time with tiggles👀

Hehe

(Headcanons to Dabbles: OFFICIALLY CLOSED)

Oh this is CUTE! I've gotcha covered, anon! We need more of these two! :D

“Heeeeeeh..” Sabito made a long sound, spreading out belly down across the grass before Giyu. “I’m so booooored.”

“Don’t say that too loud- Master will hear.” Giyu dared a peek across the way at Urokodaki, holding his breath. Thankfully, it didn’t seem like he heard them. “You know what he’ll do if he even thinks we’re bored!”

“Yes yes, I know. But Really- today’s been so slow!” Sabito rolled on his back, stretching out. “I want something unexpected to happen. Giyu- entertain me.”

“What?” The brunette blinked. “How?”

“I don’t know- like I said; do something unexpected!” Sabito covered his eyes with both hands, starting to smile. “Let me know when you're ready!”

Giyu blinked, unsure of what Sabito was looking for. But- if he was seeking the unexpected…

“Ready?” Sabito asked as Giyu climbed on top of him, sitting on his hips. “Huh- whatcha got planned there, buddy?” When he didn’t get a response, he dared a peek. “Bud-”

“Boo.” Giyu poked him in the belly, watching Sabito sputter and jump.

“Ah! Whohahahahahahhaha! Hohohohold ohoohohn! Hehahahahhaha whahahahait!” The peach haired boy cried out as Giyu poked him again and again, eventually switching to wiggling fingers. “Gihihihihiyuuhuuhuhuhu coohhoohhome ohohohohn!”

“What? You said you wanted the unexpected.” Giyu reminded, his voice nearly lost in Sabito’s squeals. He moved his hands to his ribs, gently kneading the spots where he knew his friend was particularly ticklish. “This was unexpected right? Or do you want me to go find a bug?”

“Aehahahhahhaha! Nohohoho whahhay! Yohooohoohu goohohohot it rihihihihihght!” Sabito giggled out, wriggling beneath his friend. “Nohohohow it’s yohohoohohour thuuhuhurn! Tahahahake thihihihs!” He shot his hands out, grabbing onto Giyu’s sides and squeezing.

“AH!” The brunette cried out, doubling over and retracting his hands. Sabito wasted no time flipping him over, making short work of any resistance. “AHeahhahhahahahaha! Sahahahahbihihihihitohohohoho!”

“Hehe, take that!”

In the background, Urokodaki watched on, smiling gently behind his mask.

“Well- at least they won’t be bored any longer.”

[technovillain]

why does google kinda suck ass now. i feel like "mid century minimalist art" should actually turn up some actual historically mid-century results right. i'm talking like at least one actual bauhaus or calder or mondrian or somethingg and not every result trying to sell me some ugly canva looking reseller stuff in a stock white living room. right???

[agerestrider]

i would love to hear about any more agere hc’s you may have for regressor alpha dave and caregiver alpha rose! they are such cool characters and thinking of little D is sooo cute!

AHHAHAHA HIHIHIHI YESSSHH!!! i love the alpha timeline >.< so ofc u can have more hc's >;D

also srry if these r a bit... wordy??? i liek to write alot of words esp when i rlly like somethingg hehe

💗 - D gets super shy when little, and avoids pretty much everyone but his mama when regressed. Only around people he is comfortable with: He will talk non-stop about his interests.

💗 - Because of this (^) he doesn't really tend to have playdates with other littles or caregivers. Though I can imagine him hanging out with Giada (alpha! Jade) at least once!

💗 - (^) Giada (alpha! Jade) regresses older than D, so I can imagine them playing similar to Bluey and Bingo! :3 💗 - D really really REALLY likes apple juice! Rosa keeps at least 4 gallons of AJ in her house at all times. 💗 - I’d like to think that back when SBaHJ™ was still a drawn project, D animated a kid friendly show. It’s only a few episodes, and the animation isn’t the best, but D still likes watching when it years later. 💗 - Speaking of SBaHJ™- they are major comfort characters! He cuddles his plushies and brings them EVERYWHERE! (Rosa has to wait until he is asleep to take them and wash them/fix up any holes.)

💗 - (^) D would probably make a bunch of children's merch (sippy cups, pacifiers, diapers, pajamas, etc) that people would brush off as ironic, but were actually just made with D's regression in mind. 💗 - Rosa was a caregiver for Johnny (alpha! John) and Giada (alpha! Jade) as well, before they all drifted apart. Her motherly instincts kicked in immediately with D.

💗 - Rosa has a cat that D loves, but he unfortunately uses his baby grip™ on it. (he doesn't hurt the cat, and the cat loves him a lot!! it just scares Rosa every time she sees him reach out for it) 💗 - D likes bones a lot! He doesn’t really collect dead things anymore, but one of his favorite activities with his caregiver is visiting the museum. 💗 - D watches older cartoons when little rather than newer ones. (1990-1999, but Dinosaur Train™ is an exception.) 💗 - D is easily upset by loud noises and bright/flashing light, with paparazzi being his biggest trigger. Rosa is always there to comfort him, though! 💗 - D is big on touch. He used to reach in and touch just about everything (Mud, his food, other people..) The first thing Rosa did after becoming D’s caregiver was to prepare several sensory activities and toys for him, such as kinetic sand (which he LOVES!!) 💗 - Again with the touch thing, D has a bad habit of picking his hands and his lips. Rosa would probably buy or make him one of those picky pads!

[smicksstuff]

times have been tested. what yn thought was private has now been made known to the entire world. how does she find the strength to carry on? who will be by her side through all of this? is this the end to what was the most anticipated return to the f1 paddock?

The PitBox Crew Series

masterlist

Better Together

(yngasly x f1drivers)

warnings: none

a/n: sorry for the long wait. i hope you enjoy this next part :) if you have any suggestions for the next part let me know in the comments! happy reading!!

15 April 2023

landonorris just added to their story

-

16 April 2023

yngasly

Monaco

liked by pierregasly, lewishamilton, arthur_leclerc, ybfusername, and 986,682 others

yngasly maman said: you dont need lots of friends, you just need the right ones. she was right.

view 1,293 comments

ybfusername PREACH SISTER!

liked by yngasly and 890 others

pierregasly ❤️❤️❤️

charles_leclerc of all our very nice pictures you post that? 🙄

liked by yngasly and 762 others

yngaslyfc babes is glowing! ✨

yngaslyfans glad to see her smiling again

yukitsunoda0511 im coming to monaco with you next time. you are always having fun without me :(

yngasly i told you come with me you said no

yukitsunoda0511 never doing that again

lilymhe next time we gokart we arent taking the boys 😤

alex_albon we werent that bad!

yngasly lily and i could have died!

charles_leclerc we werent that competitive

yngasly i smell lies

yngasly PSA: never go karting with formula 1 drivers ! they are crazyyy!!!

arthur_leclerc so when are we going karting

yngasly 😟🔜

formulauno the love these humans share is something I want so badly ❤️

liked by 876 others

francisca.cgomes so happy to finally hang with you! ❤️

yngasly oh baby from now on you arent getting rid of me

francisca.cgomes how could i

pierregasly 😟😟😟

-

lancestroll just added to their story

-

meanwhile on twitter.....

16 April 2023

17 April 2023

-

20 April 2023

lewishamilton just added to their story

-

lancestroll added to their story

-

yngasly added to their story

-

23 April 2023

yngasly

California

liked by pierregasly, lusinhaoliveira99, arthur_leclerc, marcusarmstrong and 967,973 others

yngasly its more than just the music

view 810 comments

luisinhaoliveira99 finally we hang again! love you see you soon! ❤️

yngasly omg yess!! love you babes!! hit me up soon!

pierregasly glad you had fun! next year we go together!

yngasly you could have come this year!

pierregasly i knoww! next year !!!

scuderiapedrogaseoso i love how pierre is casually ignoring the third pic

liked by pierregasly and 46 others

lancestroll looking good 🤍

liked by yngasly and 1903 others

lancelot is there somethingg brewing here??

sirrlancee i mean could she be the girl on his story the other day?

lancelot girl if they were together they gonna be my fav couple

sirrlancee pls be together!!!

landonorris is that the outfit you have been making the last month ?? 😳

yngasly yeaa you like it?

landonorris girl is flipping amazing 🤩❤️

landonorris you should start making outfits for when you come to the paddock

yngasly thank you landyyy ❤️ tbh i would if school didn’t exist 😶

landonorris next race you come too we shld have matchy outfits

landino bro just saying…they will be such a cute couple!! look at them!!

mclarennumber4 his heart eyes can be seen clearly miles from here

charles_leclerc take me too next year!!! and till then you got to make me at least one outfit!!! 😚

landonorris hey i asked first!

liked by yngasly and 596 others

mickschumacher count me in!! btw you look gorgeous 😍

liked by yngasly and 962 others

lance_stroll since you are making for them i would like one too! 😘

liked by yngasly and 905 others

danielriccardo you were in cali without me !! wow the betrayal 😳

yngasly im sorrryyyy 😣😣

yngasly ill be back soon i promise !!

danielriccardo you better be 😎

heidiberger_ babes i know i just saw you but i miss ya already!! text me when you come back 🥺

yngasly ofc!! or you know you could come here 👀

-

meanwhile on twitter

-

taglist: @fangirlika @threedalla @sticksdoesart @ophcelia @gothicwidowsworld @nmw-am @h0e-xoxo @inthestars-underthesun @tyna-19 @champomiel @pitconfirmbutton @clcspeonies @67-angelofthelordme-67 @xcharlottemikaelsonx @fulla02 @mehrmonga @myescapefromthislife @deviltsunoda @lithiscool @bat-shark-repellant @harrysdimple05

credits: all pictures are found from pinterest and instagram

a/n: thank you for reading this far !! If you have any suggestions send them to me!! I would love to hear them ◡̈

if you would like to be tagged when new parts are released, drop your usernames in the comments!! 😁

[teddybeartoji]

mickey i’m so sad…… my poor satoru omg i hate gege this is awful

GEGE IS SOOO MEAN TO HIMMMM:(((((((((((((((((( i am veeeery very very upset abt how he treated satoru why couldn't he switch out the whole mission part for a proper fucking funeral????!?!?!??!?!?!?!!? i'm glad to see the trio i fucking adore them but i still think that satoru deserved a good few pages . GOD OR JUST ONE . WITH HIM AND SUGURU AT THE AIRPORT . JUST SOMETHINGG HE DESERVED TO AT LEAST GET SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we know that shoko and gumi and yuuji and nobara loved him but it wouldn't fucking hurt to see that now would it.......................... sighhhh i really was disappointed by the end lmao

[curi0uscreature]

* PUT IT DOWN

[lexygabe]

tora aikawa / twisting tiger headcanons/rewriting/etc.

(march/11/1990)

pisces sun | virgo moon | aquarius rising

INFP - 9w8 - sx/so - 974 - ESI - RLUAI - EFVL - Melancholic-Phlegmatic

general headcanons:

• trans masc, he/him, gayace,

• nobody cares but his sexuality headcanons were made by me when i was mad at wattpad bitches infantalizing him and making him their uwu japanese anime boyfriend,

• also he is little gremlin man before anybody start treating him as omg so cute trans boy hahaha gay baby. nah, he will kick you directly in the balls (even if you don't have them) and he will do this with pleasure,

• as a kid he was creepypasta enjoyer (he tortured miko with them when he was trying to sleep),

• philosophy nerd, not only into "asian philosophy", but philosophy in general. marxism, stoicism, nihilism, epicureanism, etc. everything,

• he reads this big fucking books weighing tons and they are always the craziest shit ever like "the idiot" by fyodor dostoevsky,

• i think he is russian literature fan in general,

• i think he had something that we could describe as depressive episodes, but he was never diagnosed with it til adulthood. and to be honesg tiger himself thought that everyone have felt something like that from time to time,

• probably has light ptsd,

• his friendships with nakama players (besides his and miko bond) aren't that strong like they used to. this is "when both of you start to distancing from each other and you become strangers to each other" situation, (he misses them)

• he self expressing himself very often in form of his new tricks, but also in his writing (he has a lot of notebooks with multiple essays),

• loves cartoons,

• <energy drinks3,

• he has keyhole top surgery type of scars,

• he become strika member after his whole transition journey,

• when doc got his medical results he was a little bit confused bcs birth certificate said that tiger is afab, so he informed coach about it,

• some day after training coach took tiger aside and told him that if anybody's gonna have problem with his identity, he will talk to them and he also asked tiger if he was capable of informing him or doc about his problems/health,

• rasta was first to know, bcs he and tiger went out for a beer together once and tiger started pointing out on his chest and telling a whole story totally drunk. the next day rasta walked up to him and asked in friendly-jokingly way is it safe for him to remove his muscle breasts, to which tiger replied with laugh,

• besides rasta, coach and doc. shakes, klaus and probably whole reserve players bench know about him,

• y'all will eat me (for speaking the truth) but matador, joe and north don't know about the fact that he is trans. bcs north definitely says f/aggot at least once a day, el is this cis lgb+ stereotype in tigers eyes (even tho matador doesn't care about gender identity, if you are hot, then you are hot and you will have to deal with his interest in you) and joe may perceive tiger differently when he would come out (again, this is how tiger feels about him),

• he is very critical of the sigma male trend and whole "sigma" idea in general, he even done a research and watched and read american psycho and fight club (yeah ik this is so random),

• idealist. he is close with his feelings and morality, so he assumes very often that everyone controls their own emotions like him,

• he is both idealist and skeptic,

• texts >>>>>>> voice messages/video calls,

• had religion crisis,

• he develops his trust to people very slowly,

• has mulitple accounts on twitter and makes the best trolling posts out there,

• he has decent knowledge about politics,

• watches kdramas when bored,

• he was wearing brackets in the past,

• has a lot of collections (like gadgets from chips' wrappers, TALISMANS, jewelry, figurines), but he is not obsessed about them,

• has tattoos like this:

• DEFINITELY HAS SOMETHINGG FROM HYPERMOBILITY SPECTRUM. that's why he is so flexible.

throught the series (og tv show, rewriting):

• [—] is waiting to be completed.

relationship with:

• miko: ik a lot of you ships them, but they are platonic to me.

they are like brothers. sometimes they fight for dear life and the other time they send each other funny memes at 3 am. in my head, both of them didn't have a great family dynamic, so they stayed together late at night.

miko was more easy going, so he was always worried about tiger when something happened to him. they aren't ashamed to show their love to each other.

• inyo: when they were kiddos she truly loved him in the most sisterly way you can think of. both of them are very careful when it comes to developing relations so they become very important to each other. it hurt when they had no contact with each other for years and then they become super league enemies (they never even have a talk after this).

• rasta: tiger is welcomed in rasta's house and tiger is always open to do something for rasta in return. buddies.

• cool joe: its complicated. on the one hand they are good friends and joe considers tiger as one of the most normal mates in their team, but they still have that unresolved tension that prevents them from deepening their relationship further.

• others: ?

fashion headcanons:

• smokey eye makeup supremacy,

• TW SCARYASS PRINTED SHIRT. he wears t-shirts with the most obscure shit on them

.

.

.

.

.

• his style is something between grunge, gothic and alt,

• he wears platform shoes to look taller than he actually is,

• some examples of his fits:

music headcanons:

• soft rock!! (car seat headrest is his beloved), j-pop, mcr & bôa.

NSFW:

• had a tdick at the time when he was playing for nakama,

• is into t4t relationships, bcs every cis gay guy he had thing for were super weird about him and either have had internalized transphobia or specific fantasies that crossed his boundaries of comfort,

• tldr give this man a trans bf so he could have the most non sexual intercourse.

[dappersautismcreature]

going to bed in a second but i just want to say

it may seem like im not sad, like im still very upbeat and hopeful, but im not.

unfortunately this is the worst timing for me because i tend to get very depressed in march and april, im trying not to think about it until im at least out of that window. is it healthy? maybe? i dont know

trust me, im devastated, but i dontt have the capacity right now to do much about it, to post about it, to be angry about it. im just sad, my whole blog revolves around dapper, i loved that egg, i loved pomme, i loved all of the french ccs.

i think im just used to things happening? i dont know. sometimes somethingg changes so much and you're desperate to go back but you never can.

[nyuheartbreak]

If there was one piece of advice that you could give to someone having a bad day, what would it be and why?

I HAD. i think about this one, because truth be told i'm not really the best at regulating my emotions or even talking about them that well. tbh!! SO?? I DONT REALLY HAVE. A PROPER WAY OF SETTLING DOWN. (i have to figure that out) BUT. but. but!! usually (or when i remember to), when i feel tense i tend to do this; name 5 things you can see, 4 things you can feel (physically), 3 things you can hear, 2 things you can smell, and 1 thing you can taste. ^ this, at least helps grounds me in the moment!! its usually used for when you feel overwhelmed or tense!! i think!!! and it has helped me focus at least!! which is somethingg also listening to calming tracks help me, makes me feel nice!! however i really really love listening to rain, especially if its super duper stormy and loud!! it makes me feel safe and protected!! it calms me too hope this helps!! thank you for your patronage!!

[scarletsxnss]

open to f/nb characters! character: logan monroe , 36 , he / him , college professor plot: contrary to my usual super k*nky stuff, i wanted something sweet LOL butttt that being said, pls feel free to make ur muse his student or another teacher or somethingg! i want sweet stuff now but we can def get into the k*nk later

the air felt FRESHER and the sun felt BRIGHTER. but not too bright, as to blind those below it; just bright enough that the world was WASHED with its vivid beams of sunshine. at least that's how it felt ever since logan started seeing HER. his normal coffee run was filled with a warm smile. if his happiness wasn't enough to suggest his chipper emotions, the fact that he ordered a SECOND coffee with his usual would've tipped off the cute barista that he once fantasized about dating. those thoughts were long gone now.

his apartment wasn't too far from the coffee shop, nor was it too far from the campus he worked at. it saved him so much money living close to all his expenses—a professor's salary was better than a public school teacher's, but not that much better. logan creeps into the apartment, hoping not to wake the other before seeing her AWAKE and in his living room. "shit." the male laughs—honestly a little surprised that she was still here; he isn't quite used to this DATING thing. it's been a while. "did i wake you?" 

he asks as he sets her coffee on the coffee table and sitting across from her—awkwardly trying to wonder WHERE they stood. even after a night where he was REARRANGING her guts.