#like brittany and theodore are gay

[alvinharmonica]

lesbian brittany. i cant see it any other way

[0mrgn0]

Okay guys, these are my Alvin and the Chipmunks cinematic universe headcanons:

-Dave and Ian are in an enemies to lovers situation

-They both realised their feelings for eachother in Chipwrecked

-Ian has feelings for Dave, but won't admit it

-Dave is terribly oblivious, not only to Ian's feelings, but his own as well

-Dave is bisexual

-Ian is gay

-Alvin and Brittany are besties and love to gossip with each other

-Simon is tired of only singing covers, and writes original songs, but he's too scared of rejection to show anyone

-Jennette doesn't really want to be in the music industry anymore, but she's too scared of letting her sisters down to quit

-Eleanor likes to finger paint :)

-Theodore isn't as stupid as he seems, he only acts that way because he doesn't want to have any responsibilities

-Brittany likes to play dress up with Dave, and she makes him put on sparkly outfits so he can ✨️slay✨️

This is it for now, I might do a part 2 later, if anyone has any personal headcanons, I'd love to read them :))

..this is so embarrassing omg

[itsbrittanybiitch]

AATC Incorrect Quotes 4

Alvin: Hey Britt, have you ever been arrested?

Brittany: Yeah, how could you tell?

Alvin: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious

Brittany: Aggravated Assault.

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Theodore: Yum, thanks!

A kidnapper, putting more duct tape over his mouth: I said stop eating it!

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Alvin: Did the beat go off? I nut and then my meat go soft? Her daughter's got the whooping cough? I brake and let the children cross?

Eleanor: OKAY, ACTUALLY? FREESTYLE SLAM POETRY HOUR IS OVER!

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Jeanette: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Brittany: Killed without hesitation.

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Alvin: *calling Dave* Hey, do you have $2,500?

Dave: What do you need $2,500 for?

Alvin: An escape room.

Dave: What escape room costs that much?

Alvin: Jail.

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Simon: Gay rights? True.

Simon: As a gay I am always right.

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Alvin: *in a text gc*

The first one to reply is gat

Alvin: *gay

Alvin: SHIT

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Alvin: *does something ridiculous*

Brittany: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you

Alvin: What?

Brittany: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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Alvin: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Simon: You're a hazard to society.

Brittany: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Simon: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Eleanor: Make everyone stand.

Jeanette: Bring three more chairs.

Brittany: The most important ones can sit down.

Alvin: Kill three.

P.S: If anyone wants to draw any of my quotes I give you full permission to do so. I kinda want to see these play out but I'm not really an artist lol. I hope you all enjoyed!

[alternativeproject]

Im here to ask u about ur hot takes on alvin and the chhip munks plz i must hear ur thoughts all i never see enuf criticism of that franchise !

i’m a chipmunks critical blog now, change my url to critical Theodore.Thank you for asking so that i know have a reason to go on, at length, about my very strong opinions on this franchise that nobody wants to hear lmao.

[Also fair warning this started off as a joke but rapidly turned into like actual shit that i’ve spent too much time thinking about.]

In my opinion the only good chipmunks tv series was the alvin show (1961) and everything after the 80s revival (beginning with chipmunk punk 1980) is tacky 80s cheese. The 80s series is overly sweet, complete with heavy handed end of the episode morals. Alvin like trains this disabled kid and learns a lesson, common trope but always nauseating. It’s not even funny its just boring and cheesy. The movie, the chipmunk adventure is racist as hell, like really intensely racist. You got savage chipmunk eating natives, misogynistic arab (?) boy ruler who wants to take britt as one of his wives, and just stereotypes across the board. In one of the songs they’re listing countries they’re gonna visit and they just say Africa. Just Africa. The whole damn continent.

I have a lot to say about the chipettes because I really want to like them but so many bad decisions were made about them. They’ve got these bullshit comp het ships with the boys, garbage. They’re designed to be more human and appealing than the boys so they’re colored lighter with human hair. They sing a song called “gettin lucky” to a room full of snakes in the chipmunk adventure?? And you can’t even chock it up to it being a gross 80s cover because it’s an original song written for the movie. There are so many panty shots in the chipmunk adventure? So many and it’s so gross. They’ve also got this weak girl power idea just tacked on for brownie points.

I have a whole spiel on girl power in media. It’s the basic entry level baby feminism that says girls can do anything and just stops there. There’s no critical thinking involved its just a cash grab. That’s not a problem specific to the chipettes that’s just a common trope in kids media and it sucks. Personally, i think the most feminist thing media can do is center stories around girls (all kinds of girls) being human. That’s it. Being weak, being strong, asking for help, succeeding, failing, facing oppression dead on, or just acknowledging the way it affects girls’ lives in weird subtle ways. That 80s girl power bs just doesn’t get anything done. It’s too easy to digest.

The whole franchise is just a cash grab at this point. I mean 4 cgi films, live shows, another tv series, albums, and toys. it’s a mess.

And of course brittany’s a lesbian. 

My new and improved chipmunks canon involves all these chipmunk kids being gay, dave being irritable but loving and also gay, redesigning the chipmunks and chipettes as cartoon chipmunks, and hiring a new voice cast for the non chipmunk characters. I’m sick of Janice’s weird nasally voice for every other character. Hire someone else please I’m begging.

[pinkbunnieprincess]

LOOKING FOR VOICE ACTORS/ACTRESSES Looking for people around 14-18 Must have at least decent mic. No phone mic. Must be okay with gay relationships. Has nudity but not really anything shown. I'd like guys to be voiced by guys and the girls to be voiced by girls please? From the website: In Best Friends Forever, a newly-popular dirt-poor quarterback and the nerd-chic billionaire president of the student council try to hold their unlikely friendship together throughout their senior year of high school - despite the suspicions & meddling of their nosy (and often frustrating) schoolmates. Characters: Theodore (Teddy) Bijapur: Sophisticated but also nerdy. Something like a smooth voice. Vincent Fawkes: Your regular teenage boy with those medium low voices. Maybe kinda like Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles? Kamri McLane: I imagine her voice sounding like Brittany from MPGIS on YouTube but a lower pitch. Bianca Yi: Just a regular preppy girl. Think Heather McNamara from Heathers The Musical. That kinda voice. Louis Lindbeck: He probably the gayest character in this comic. Give me kind of a accent like..um..just.something gay? Idk xD just sound gay but not too gay. John Kingsley III : You are Louis's step brother. You're the everyday bully sounding character in 90's cartoons. Just sound like a bully. Look up cucumber quest comic dub on youtube and hear Sir Tamato's voice. Try sounding like that but not too raspy and too...angry? Andre Davis: Friendly black guy.Just sound like a friendly dude. You ship Vincent and Teddy too so props to you sir. Penelope Bell: You use Teddy. So. Um..sound cute. Like everyday Kawaii desu anime girl and have sorta an sourhern accent. Black hair dude: he doesn't talk. He makes grunts? That's all the characters so. http://bff.nematodeinspace.com/?id=11 This is where it starts. So feel free to read it. Just send you saying 3-4 of the character's lines. Or improv! I'll be putting it on Youtube also and when everyone is casted!