#like brittany and theodore are gay

[alvinharmonica]

lesbian brittany. i cant see it any other way

[manyfandomocs]

okay okay gotta ask any thoughts/vibes/headcanons/whatever from the new crossover list? (or any other crossovers for them that i missed?)

Yes yes yes

Billie

Alice and her being Brittana before Brittana idk idk. Either way I think they'd be besties

Ashton and her are absolutely gay skank royalty they would be the most iconic wlw/mlm solidarity he's so down for her to join the skanks

Bianca and her would be so fun it'd be such a good contrast of cheerio princess turned skank with huge overachiever (also maybe poly with Santana idk)

Chris would probably much rather Brittany be friends with her over Quinn and Santana but also Chris has a crush on her whether it's reciprocated or not she likes her

Isadora would be so so supportive of her becoming the skank queen she gets it they'd be so good

Knox and her having been a thing when she was golden girl cheerio princess to being besties when she isn't

Okay Billie probably would have been Marigold's like, icon before she was a skank but then afterwards I think she still would love her sm

Ramona would love her. I think Billie would bring her out of her shell so much

Steve loves his sister sm I can't imagine the drama when they realize it but he will support her endlessly

Beau

Brendan adores him okay he's always watching Tourney games to see him

Gabe would definitely be one to assume he's soft and then be very surprised when he isn't (I don't know if I ship exactly but if I do I can't imagine Gaston's reaction to Gabe dating a male fairy)

Stephen has been a fan of him for forever I absolutely vibe with them. Best Tourney teammates

Zinnia is obsessed with meeting him ok she has so many fairy questions and wonders

(And yes yes Oz ocs. Opal wants to adopt him, Donovan has so many questions and vibes, Eden would love him, all of it)

Genevieve

Kendall would be so so so so chill with her he'd probably be too much at first but then learn what's going on and chill out instantly

Rhett I love them. I think Rhett would like, Get It the most and try to help her (plus they both had a crush on Alex they can bond and grow from it together)

Sebastian adores her. He will give her so much support and has for so so long

Jade

Theodore is very happy to show her around Stars Hollow High he's going to be the best welcome committee and maybe crush on her

Thomas will have a crush on her for sure he's trying to be cool about it though (he is not cool)

James

I think Dahlia would have always been a fan of him but not able to really talk about it or talk to him because of Lorelai and she didn't argue with Lorelai for the longest time but when she realizes he's her brother she will probably attach to him asap

Jasmine....I'm not gonna like I ship them. I think Miss Patty would have been trying to get them together for years tbh but I think Jasmine would have tried to be chill about it and stop her even if she did like him

Lydia (the pain of her being like legally related to him because lowkey I could ship them) but anyways I think she may drive him a teensy bit insane with her occasional high maintenance pageantry behavior but I see them getting along more over time

Thomas if we don't ship Jasmine and James I can see Thomas and James just a little less. Thomas adores Luke a lot so they'd be around each other a lot

Wyatt and him would be so fun I can't tell what exact vibes I have for them but they're like, the same but different to me. If anyone could convince Wyatt to stay in Stars Hollow a little longer it'd be him

Sebastian

Theodore likes performing I see them vibing well, I don't know how they'd even really meet but maybe Theodore goes to Chilton for these crossover purposes idk idk

Thomas is also not a "in the spotlight" person so they can have that in common and chill (again maybe Thomas goes to Chilton for crossovers)

Wyatt and him would be so so fun I think they're both out of spotlight enough and Sebastian and him could be so great

[0mrgn0]

Okay guys, these are my Alvin and the Chipmunks cinematic universe headcanons:

-Dave and Ian are in an enemies to lovers situation

-They both realised their feelings for eachother in Chipwrecked

-Ian has feelings for Dave, but won't admit it

-Dave is terribly oblivious, not only to Ian's feelings, but his own as well

-Dave is bisexual

-Ian is gay

-Alvin and Brittany are besties and love to gossip with each other

-Simon is tired of only singing covers, and writes original songs, but he's too scared of rejection to show anyone

-Jennette doesn't really want to be in the music industry anymore, but she's too scared of letting her sisters down to quit

-Eleanor likes to finger paint :)

-Theodore isn't as stupid as he seems, he only acts that way because he doesn't want to have any responsibilities

-Brittany likes to play dress up with Dave, and she makes him put on sparkly outfits so he can ✨️slay✨️

This is it for now, I might do a part 2 later, if anyone has any personal headcanons, I'd love to read them :))

..this is so embarrassing omg

[itsbrittanybiitch]

AATC Incorrect Quotes 4

Alvin: Hey Britt, have you ever been arrested?

Brittany: Yeah, how could you tell?

Alvin: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious

Brittany: Aggravated Assault.

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Theodore: Yum, thanks!

A kidnapper, putting more duct tape over his mouth: I said stop eating it!

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Alvin: Did the beat go off? I nut and then my meat go soft? Her daughter's got the whooping cough? I brake and let the children cross?

Eleanor: OKAY, ACTUALLY? FREESTYLE SLAM POETRY HOUR IS OVER!

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Jeanette: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Brittany: Killed without hesitation.

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Alvin: *calling Dave* Hey, do you have $2,500?

Dave: What do you need $2,500 for?

Alvin: An escape room.

Dave: What escape room costs that much?

Alvin: Jail.

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Simon: Gay rights? True.

Simon: As a gay I am always right.

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Alvin: *in a text gc*

The first one to reply is gat

Alvin: *gay

Alvin: SHIT

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Alvin: *does something ridiculous*

Brittany: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you

Alvin: What?

Brittany: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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Alvin: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Simon: You're a hazard to society.

Brittany: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Simon: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Eleanor: Make everyone stand.

Jeanette: Bring three more chairs.

Brittany: The most important ones can sit down.

Alvin: Kill three.

P.S: If anyone wants to draw any of my quotes I give you full permission to do so. I kinda want to see these play out but I'm not really an artist lol. I hope you all enjoyed!

[alternativeproject]

Im here to ask u about ur hot takes on alvin and the chhip munks plz i must hear ur thoughts all i never see enuf criticism of that franchise !

i’m a chipmunks critical blog now, change my url to critical Theodore.Thank you for asking so that i know have a reason to go on, at length, about my very strong opinions on this franchise that nobody wants to hear lmao.

[Also fair warning this started off as a joke but rapidly turned into like actual shit that i’ve spent too much time thinking about.]

In my opinion the only good chipmunks tv series was the alvin show (1961) and everything after the 80s revival (beginning with chipmunk punk 1980) is tacky 80s cheese. The 80s series is overly sweet, complete with heavy handed end of the episode morals. Alvin like trains this disabled kid and learns a lesson, common trope but always nauseating. It’s not even funny its just boring and cheesy. The movie, the chipmunk adventure is racist as hell, like really intensely racist. You got savage chipmunk eating natives, misogynistic arab (?) boy ruler who wants to take britt as one of his wives, and just stereotypes across the board. In one of the songs they’re listing countries they’re gonna visit and they just say Africa. Just Africa. The whole damn continent.

I have a lot to say about the chipettes because I really want to like them but so many bad decisions were made about them. They’ve got these bullshit comp het ships with the boys, garbage. They’re designed to be more human and appealing than the boys so they’re colored lighter with human hair. They sing a song called “gettin lucky” to a room full of snakes in the chipmunk adventure?? And you can’t even chock it up to it being a gross 80s cover because it’s an original song written for the movie. There are so many panty shots in the chipmunk adventure? So many and it’s so gross. They’ve also got this weak girl power idea just tacked on for brownie points.

I have a whole spiel on girl power in media. It’s the basic entry level baby feminism that says girls can do anything and just stops there. There’s no critical thinking involved its just a cash grab. That’s not a problem specific to the chipettes that’s just a common trope in kids media and it sucks. Personally, i think the most feminist thing media can do is center stories around girls (all kinds of girls) being human. That’s it. Being weak, being strong, asking for help, succeeding, failing, facing oppression dead on, or just acknowledging the way it affects girls’ lives in weird subtle ways. That 80s girl power bs just doesn’t get anything done. It’s too easy to digest.

The whole franchise is just a cash grab at this point. I mean 4 cgi films, live shows, another tv series, albums, and toys. it’s a mess.

And of course brittany’s a lesbian. 

My new and improved chipmunks canon involves all these chipmunk kids being gay, dave being irritable but loving and also gay, redesigning the chipmunks and chipettes as cartoon chipmunks, and hiring a new voice cast for the non chipmunk characters. I’m sick of Janice’s weird nasally voice for every other character. Hire someone else please I’m begging.

[pinkbunnieprincess]

LOOKING FOR VOICE ACTORS/ACTRESSES Looking for people around 14-18 Must have at least decent mic. No phone mic. Must be okay with gay relationships. Has nudity but not really anything shown. I'd like guys to be voiced by guys and the girls to be voiced by girls please? From the website: In Best Friends Forever, a newly-popular dirt-poor quarterback and the nerd-chic billionaire president of the student council try to hold their unlikely friendship together throughout their senior year of high school - despite the suspicions & meddling of their nosy (and often frustrating) schoolmates. Characters: Theodore (Teddy) Bijapur: Sophisticated but also nerdy. Something like a smooth voice. Vincent Fawkes: Your regular teenage boy with those medium low voices. Maybe kinda like Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles? Kamri McLane: I imagine her voice sounding like Brittany from MPGIS on YouTube but a lower pitch. Bianca Yi: Just a regular preppy girl. Think Heather McNamara from Heathers The Musical. That kinda voice. Louis Lindbeck: He probably the gayest character in this comic. Give me kind of a accent like..um..just.something gay? Idk xD just sound gay but not too gay. John Kingsley III : You are Louis's step brother. You're the everyday bully sounding character in 90's cartoons. Just sound like a bully. Look up cucumber quest comic dub on youtube and hear Sir Tamato's voice. Try sounding like that but not too raspy and too...angry? Andre Davis: Friendly black guy.Just sound like a friendly dude. You ship Vincent and Teddy too so props to you sir. Penelope Bell: You use Teddy. So. Um..sound cute. Like everyday Kawaii desu anime girl and have sorta an sourhern accent. Black hair dude: he doesn't talk. He makes grunts? That's all the characters so. http://bff.nematodeinspace.com/?id=11 This is where it starts. So feel free to read it. Just send you saying 3-4 of the character's lines. Or improv! I'll be putting it on Youtube also and when everyone is casted!