#or am i trolling???

[bethanydelleman]

I was talking about a historical male author I dislike because I found his works misogynistic and the person said, "Oh, well I suppose you don't read Shakespeare either." and I was like, "Shakespeare? SHAKESPEARE?!?! Of course I read Shakespeare, that man loved women."

Shakespeare wrote a wide variety of fleshed out female characters. He wrote Damsels in Distress, Cross-dressing Girlbosses, and Complex Female Villains. He wrote a woman who refused to sell her virtue to save her family and then shamed her brother for suggesting it. He wrote Taming of the Shrew and it's opposite, All's Well that Ends Well, in which the wife hunts down and tames the husband. He wrote men who are good because they listen to, trust, and defend women. He wrote women of all kinds. He wrote women who drive the plot and women doomed by the narrative. He wrote women in love and women who pathetically follow a man who doesn't like them and women in hatred. He wrote sensible women and silly women and everything in between of all ages.

I wish modern authors could write women as well as he did.

[zivazivc]

I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

[weaselmcdiesel]

i was being so so so real when i said id make more katnep comics

[nerdyfangirlingbooks]

"I can't stand by and watch him die" "Then don't look" is too raw a line to come from bbc merlin

[milkhorns]

Quality bro time 🌱💅

[ohposhers]

OK SO @gyrosleftshoe WAS TALKING ABOUT HICKORY AND JD HAVING A KID AND I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT SO I HAD TO DRAW FANART IF THEY HADN'T LOST THE EGG LOLOL TY GYRO FOR THE BRAIN ROT

[starry-bi-sky]

Incorrect Quotes for the Blood Blossom Au - DPXDC

Original Post Context Here but TL:DR - Vlad poisons (orphan) Danny with blood blossom. He runs off, finds Pre-Robin Battinson, Battinson saves his life. Danny is currently staying with him until the time being. Batdad all around, found family, woo!

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Bruce after giving Danny an antidote: poof. Just like that, the toxin’s gone

Blood Blossom, not gone just sedated: wrong! toxin’s right here you fucking brussel sprout

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Vlad at a gala while his godson is (allegedly) missing: Mister Wayne! A pleasure to meet you, I wanted to speak with you about hopefully setting up a deal between our brands—

Battinson, currently housing his (allegedly) missing godson: I don’t like you.

Vlad: —and it’d be a— i’m sorry?

Battinson, louder: I don’t. Like. You.

Vlad:

Bruce:

Vlad: If you could tell me what I did to offend you--

Battinson, with the intensity of a thousand suns: No.

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Danny: 🧿🧿

Bruce: 🧿🧿

Danny: 🧿🧿

Alfred, in the corner: Can you two socialize like normal people

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Danny: gun to your head, who would you rather kiss: riddler or the joker

Bruce:

Bruce: gun to my head?

Danny: gun to your head, yes.

Bruce, without missing a beat: pull the trigger

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Danny (is currently unaware Bruce = Bruce Wayne): hey Vlad's planning on poaching Mr. Wayne's company out from underneath his nose, would you be able to prevent Mr. Wayne from making any deals with him? Or just in general from being alone with him?

Bruce, realizing Danny doesn't know he's Bruce Wayne:

Bruce: ...yes.

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(Danny and Bruce are leaving Wayne Enterprises, Danny is wearing a face mask and obscuring most of his identity. There's a swarm of paparazzi at the doors)

Bruce:

Danny:

Danny: there's an open window on the first floor bathroom

Bruce, immediately turning on his heel: mh. mhm.

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Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Aunt Alicia:

Bruce:

Bruce 🤝 Aunt Alicia: "Vlad Masters can go fuck himself" club

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Bonus! Because looking at it makes me giggle and I think it needs to be shared

POV: You're Alfred living with two of the most socially awkward people in Gotham. Now with biblically accurate heights!

[hey-hey-j]

testing out the new name

(★ my Kofi)

[tamagoneko]

yes i made myself sad drawing this ;w;

[concord-and-cliches]

harry gets trolled

[ryssbelle]

Night Owl vs Early Bird sleepover edition

[phibsies]

i had a thought yesterday morning guys.. love these two

[teaboot]

tranny freak :)

[zivazivc]

Crochet lessons (Who is teaching who?) + Rainbow yarn of fate

[temporarywoundz]

hi.. have some trolls.. i may like them..... a lil bit........... maybe................

[sunberies]

The panic that once filled his body was now replaced with an incredibly light feeling, one that he doesn’t fully recognize. Lifting the small trolling up towards his face, a laugh escapes him as their noses touch, tears now freely falling from his eyes. The feeling was happiness, pure and unbridled, a feeling which had seemed unattainable for years, was all encompassing. Teary eyes take in the sight, never straying away as if she would disappear from his hands if he did. After what seemed like years of waiting and worrying and preparing and maybe a bit more worrying, she was here, and it was more exciting than he thought it would be.

I think I might actually be insane, crazy if you will, DERANGED if you must

Not mentioning anything about the color he has here because I don’t think he’d be able to actually see it yknow? Poppy would definitely notice it but I don’t know if she would say anything, she’d just be happy to see him happy :3

Ok uhm anyways bye yall, this was too much for me I gotta go like, watch a documentary or something informative to detox after this🫦🫦🫦