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Pigeon go 2 months without a health crisis challenge
Level: IMPOSSIBLE
#ugh#I have a pinched nerve#or a slipped disc#or a torn ligament#either way the pain is so severe that I’m collapsing and nearly throwing up
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My innate desire to categorise and understand is foiled by the absurd machine that is the human body.
#cmon im not allowed to know what one (1) single thing that hurts is caused by#if i knew what my body was up to id be so much happier#instead its 'oh you have hip pain so bad you have to shuffle along like a zombie. btw it could be caused by exercise#or a lack of exercise#or muscle atrophy#or a slipped disc#or muscle overuse#or bad posture#or awkward sleeping positions.#but guess what!! you'll never know. suffer.'#im tired. hopefully the ibuprofen is kicking in soon so i can sleep#vent
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wish i was a little bit taller wish i was a baller 💀
#i know this song is pretty much a meme#but have you heard it#have you really listened to it#😗👌#delicious#anyway#bnha#mha#hizashi yamada#present mic#finally finished Croc for PS1 today#last level really got to me#I had to give it a rest overnight like 3 times#absolutely dreadful camera#controls like you're slipping on ice the entire time#i completed it with like 68%#I don't know if I'll ever gather the mental strength to unlock the extra world#but for now I'm putting the disc away so it can think about what it's done
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call me your dad boyfriend with the way i’m writhing and groaning on the floor trying to fix my broken back
#i slipped a disc twice in one year and i wanna fire jfjdjdhd#**DIEEE#UGDHDH#sam says🐻#fauxcest#dadcon#dadcest#dad bf#dad k!nk
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Three old men sharing a flight huh! x
#fred slipped a disc#toto had his eyes lasered#christian recovering from food poisoning#are you telling me mr change your fucking car and mr no you change your car because checo has been saying the car is fucked#WILLINGLY shared an airplane to melbourne#and not to forget fred third wheeling#they are MARRIED your honour#okay?#MARRIED OR FUCKING THERE IS NO OTHER WAY#how am i supposed to not make up scenarios in my head about this????#i am NOT your strongest soldier OK#this is literally canon seven years#seven years#there i said it#also they are SO OLD#just three old men omg#toto wolff#christian horner#fred vasseur#losing my MIND
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30 isn't old but I personally am old and I know this because I went to a trampoline park and almost peed my pants just literally jumping on the trampoline and I didnt even have to actually pee
#also i may have really really fucked something up in my spine bc i was playing dodgeball and there was like a grid shape#with trampoline areas separated by a cushioned (but hard/not bouncy) grid and the whole thing sloped up on the sides like a half pipe#and i jumped off the higher platform (not actually very high) onto the trampoline part and fucked up my trajectory and landed on#the hard part and my back like. snapped lmfao#i think i mighta fucked up guys!#mia.txt#time will tell whether i slipped a disc but at least my legs didnt like telescope into my body when i landed#which is of course a fear i have had since childhood. ive literally been terrified that my leg bones will just shoot up into my torso
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I cosplayed Marcille to a Renaissance Faire and the first thing I did after moving more than like 10 feet from the car was I tripped on some garbage and just fully ate shit in front of several families with young children, which ultimately helped me get in character
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#renaissance faire#i scraped up my hand but my dress was fine so whatever#i also don't think i hurt my other existing injuries any more so thats also fine#my two slipped discs because im in hell? probably no more slipped than before despite fully hitting the ground and rolling#also god bless marcilles bloomers that saved me from flashing my undies in a bad situation
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jesus christ i cannot wait for my mri scan the pain is fucking endless
^visual representation of my leg pain
#bwark#it mayyyyy be sciatica#i did herniate a disc a few years ago and according to my doctor's notes from my appointment last month it's still kinda fucked up#and that can cause it#but also ive gotten this shitty pain down my legs before i slipped my disc. it just got worse afterwards#like right fucking now good lord#my pain isn't even triggered by anything anymore it just feels like my spine is caving in on itself and that my legs feel like they're bein#pulled apart muscle by muscle#sniffle sob
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[[As of right now, any super-long threads are being put on hold! This is for my own sake. I may or may not contact some people if I deem it necessary.
I'm much more drawn toward silly things or small threads, because they're easier to work on and digest. Hope you understand.
#[[ive been quite literally in hell on earth right now between the mystery pains ive been having and adjusting to my new testosterone dosage.#[[the new nerve pains certainly arent that appreciated enough. my jaw hurts.#[[friend brought up that it might be a slipped disc. orthopedic appt on thursday. we'll have to wait and see.#>ooc.
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Imitating First Elden Lord Godfrey is unsafe in real life, as well. The kitten climbed up on my shoulders as I was coming down the stairs last night, and I hurt my neck trying to keep either of us from falling.
#obviously i have poor balance but imagine having that big-ass lion up there all the time#NOT good for your spinal cord#and he's not even perching symmetrically - most of the weight is over on one side#everyone in the golden lineage has a bad back and mohg's the only one who goes to physical therapy#morgott's margits have to be dematerialized and replaced after every boss battle because they get slipped discs somersaulting#and he doesn't believe in medical care. for himself#kittens#elden ring
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i know glenn gould's posture comes from a combo of his back injury and the technique he learned with guerrero but. seeing photos of him folding himself into a pretzel to play still gives me deep stress
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It's 2am and I just finished a 7 hour long fully scripted YouTube video recapping every moment of the slowburn no pay off will they wont they romance between the two main characters of Law and Order SVU.
I have never watched Law and Order.
#my only reference to svu is the unhinged genius that is#carmen maria machado#in#her body and other parties#it was just there in my recommended#it called to me#apparently#it also doesnt help i am currently bedbound with a slipped disc#but still#as excuses go it feeels weak lol
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I have degenerative disc disease 💪
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It's the third day in a row where I can't do anything but lie in bed due to intense back pain.
Worst birthday of my life. 🎂
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starting to think shooting buzzing neck/back of the head pain might actually be a bulged/herniated disc :((( it feels real similar just... reversed....
#if u fucked up a fourth disc ill be so mad.#im catching them slipping etc etc#he will by no means speak#i dont have a neuro or ortho here yet i dont need this
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i'm going to keep on booping people even though my back is practically sore since this morning. 😀👍🏼
#I COULDN'T WALK A FEW HOURS PRIOR#i think my tailbone is poking on my nerves#really#because it hurts pretty damn well 👍🏼#my dad has a slipped disc#perhaps i have one too?#but i no no wanna :(
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