#or VARRO

[kinnsporsche]

He's not going to take this loss well. And who can fucking blame him. — SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND (1.10) PARTY FAVORS

[retch1ngnetch]

Happy Sanguinala

[moociaoafterdark]

Ultramarines trying to sleep, but the Chapter Master has sneaked his way into the Chief Librarian's bed chambers.

(merry christmas btw!!!)

[beluosus]

...what late evening brings

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

Bro, I appreciate where you're coming from, I really do, but. like. Dude's married to one of the best psykers in the galaxy. I feel like trapping him in the Warp is probably gonna backfire? Have you considered just shooting Calgar?

Also,

We all know this ain't true, come on.

[megsdoodletag]

i swear i’ll post actual art on here sometime

i also swore i wouldn’t make 40k ocs bc i Knew they’d tend in this direction but i accidentally thought about a pairing for more the 10 seconds so they have a kid now i guess. i haven’t named her yet but meet the world’s smallest blueberry!

-She’s Guilliman and Yvraine’s. Don’t ask me how that worked. Cawl is there, draw your own conclusions.

-bc of the eldar natural birth difficulties Yvraine is like Insanely smug about having carried a kid herself. does not matter that baby is a halfling, baby can do no wrong and is also better than sliced bread and also toasters. However, the baby stays with Guilliman mostly bc mom’s adventures in the warp are not great for baby environments

-not that whatever Guilliman is up to is either but u know. they’re trying.

-when she’s little she sneaks into an ultramarine drop ship and they don’t realize she’s with them until they’re planet-side. Half the party hates being reminded Yvraine exists and want to leave her somewhere to die if not execute the xenos outright, the other half is like but she’s The Primarch’s Kid!! they compromise by teaching her the codex.

-she comes back home like [tiny baby voice] BROTHERS!!! FO THE EMPERAR!!! guilliman is like oh my god ur mother is going to kill me (yvraine does not kill him she thinks this is funny. you know those videos of babies trying to howl along with puppies? that’s what’s happening from yvraine’s perspective. except guilliman is very distressed about the whole thing which is even funnier) baby does also learn ynnead things but she can quote the codex back to front like the best of them and Will get into arguments about interpretation/intent law. She’s Very good at talking her way out of getting into trouble w the chaplains and favors unorthodox readings. she will also argue with dad when he’s being a hypocrite about a rule.

-Varro is favorite brother bc he lets her hide from the other chaplains under his desk when she doesn’t want to be studying.

-when she grows up she absolutely beefs out (finally, proof the primarch genes are in there somewhere!) and she’s essentially an eldar heavyweight bc none of the rest of them have the muscle mass. Her best friend is Boy Dorn, of tts fame, bc weird bastard non-marine primarch kids gotta stick together.

[candyswirls]

G-man?

A pathway formed as the Primarch made his way to the apothecarium.

Serfs bowed and his sons did the sign of the Aquila.

Doors opened for him and he saw mechanicus working to attach Calgar’s new prosthetics.

“Forgive me for not standing to greet you, my Primarch,” Calgar spoke.

Guilliman held back a chuckle, “No need to worry. I was just coming to see if you needed another hand.”

Calgar let out a hearty laugh.

The Primarch smiled down at his son, “How are you doing?”

“I will be much better once I’m on my feet and regain my balance,” he sighed.

He rested a hand on the Chapter Master’s shoulder, “Good, because I need you beside me. You’re the best one for the job. Some might go limbless in my presence.”

Calgar sighed, “If I had a working arm I’d be covering my eyes in exasperation. It is fortunate that I am able to recognize your humor..”

“Glad you’ve kept your head,” Guilliman said without breaking.

Calgar chuckled as he gave him a look, “You will be the death of me.”

“That before certainly wasn’t.”

“My lord!” Calgar protested.

Tigurius was in the corner and started to break with laughter.

Guilliman laughed and patted his son upon the head, “Rest well, my son.”

[ladymirdan]

I finished up a story ivee had in my WIP for over a year.

Some Calgar/Tigurius. Calgar is such a badass and he deserves more love:

[morgacht]

@the-cooler-sidestep got a REALLY cute screenshot of Morg ‘n Varro at the pride parade so I of course did a “quick” screenshot redraw that took me. THREE DAYS.

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Pick your own adventure!! Ancient Rome style

Pick a dress

A) Empress(My dress costs more than your life is worth I'll step on you)

B) Noble's daughter(An innocent young lady married off to the Emperor)

C) Slave girl(Humble beginnings can't keep a bad girl down)

D) Gladiator(I will jam a sword through your eye and you'll thank me for it)

E) Concubine(My body make empires rise and fall)

F) Not a girl(I'm a senator's son sleeping my way to the top)

Marry a crazy Emperor

A) Emperor Commodus(I want my Emperor tall, dark and handsome)

B) Emperor Geta(I just want my husband to be prettier than me)

C) Emperor Caracalla(Eeee so cute! Comes with FREE MONKEY)

Cheat with a General

A) Marcus Acacius(A handsome loyal good man who'll actually treat me right)

B) Maximus(I like my men butch as fuck and I'll be his little swooning princess)

C) Claudius(I have a bad Emperor and now I want a bad General too)

It's your birthday! Pick a gladiator sex slave

A) Hanno/Lucius(I'm simple, I like poetry and big thighs. Take me now)

B) Spartacus(Brooding and piercing eyes and will stab a bitch in the solar plexus? Yes)

C) Varro(I just want a big smiling blonde himbo to hold me I'm lonely)

D) Crixus(I want the man all the Roman noblewomen thirst after. Mine now, bitch)

E) Agron(Cute, violent and possible threesome? Any day)

F) Nasir(Just because I get a gladiator doesn't mean I have to give up on pretty boys)

Your time is up! Pick a worthy death

A) Decapitated by sword in combat. Quick and bloody.

B) Dondus, Emperor Caracalla's pet monkey, eats my face clean off

C) The glamorous Lucretia finds out I've been banging one of her favorite gladiators and poisons my wine

D) I am accidently launched by trebuchet far past Roman walls

E) I choked on rose petals at Elagabalus' orgy. Woe is me

F) Horror of horrors! I must face off the arena's undefeated champion, Moo-Deng the hippo. A crowd favorite, I have no chance of a thumbs up at all and slowly but surely, the creature devours me, starting with my knee caps

You died.... the Gods may not sing of your glory but you lived and lived well! A true citizen of Rome to your last breath.

[preacherboyd]

Spartacus: Blood and Sand | Party Favors

[moociaoafterdark]

@twerk4macragge hey :) This is the lewd thought the mighty Gauntlets of Ultramar gave me: the INAPPROPRIATE use of Gauntlets of Ultramar! Marneus, stop that. I don't care if Tigurius likes that. Stop it, you freak. (but I mean those fingers are THICK, like,,, damn)

(the proportions are off, I know, my size kink ass is sad too, but please don't 8ate me :((()

[problemchildzu]

Soren has a hard time keeping his hands off of Varro. It’s how they got into this situation in the first place.

[megsdoodletag]

i'm doing really great at writing just about all of juno's story except the chapter that should be published next so. have some future funsies w/ Brother Cato

[twilightdomain]

a Mórgacht for @morgacht !!!! for @gw2giftexchange !! 💕

[ladymirdan]

To angry to die, is one of my favourite tropes