#or John Mulaney

[riverlarking]

[westanovencleaner]

"i'm gonna go find him"

he's so ready to beat the child support out of his dad

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Fanfic authors writing Charles be like:

[vampir-el]

spot the difference

[blueberryteaplease]

Husker: I was an overlord once

Angel: ...

Angel: ...wait what?!

Husker:

When are we gonna go back to this lore that was casually dropped!?

[jewishdragon]

is this something?

[oh-theatre]

When you’re writing with no plan and suddenly the plot takes a turn:

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i think about charles rowland so often. so many times a day. it’s not even funny. he’s just always in there like “hey, it’s me, the traumatised bisexual half indian punk genderfuck from the 80s with adhd and daddy issues who thinks he has to be happy and upbeat and positive for everyone to keep the people around him going but in reality he’s scared that he’s a terrible person because he gets angry sometimes. also i’m in love with my best friend who has the most extreme case of autism rizz you’ve ever seen literally everyone wants to fuck him. and i use 80s urban london slang even though i clearly came from a wealthy family because my parents could afford to send me to a fancy posh boarding school, so i’m always saying shit like ‘brills’, ‘ace’, ‘mate’, ‘innit’, ‘oi!’ and ending every sentence with ‘yeah?’ oh and if you’ve ever been mean to me i probably have a crush on you. if you��re mean to someone else though i will end you i don’t fuck with bullies. i’m always swinging around my cricket bat threateningly as if i don’t have a full ass sword in my magic bag that is actually a pocket dimension that only i can navigate. i have never once known what was going on ever in my life, i’m just happy to be here. i cannot articulate any feeling ever but that won’t stop me from whipping out the most romantic shit you’ve ever heard completely on the spot. i need everybody all day long to like me so much. oh and i gave up eternal peace to follow some edwardian twink around and give him a goofy grin every time he says or does anything and hand him shit. i may or may not be colour blind because i don’t know the difference between red and blue. btw i died because of a hatecrime but i’m fine.” and i’m like my beautiful babygirl i love you but i’m literally in a grad school interview right now

[80smoonlight]

bill hader and pete davidson absolutely losing it on john mulaney presents: everybody's in l.a.

+ bonus:

[too-cool-for-facebook]

[riverlarking]

[nick-nellson]

JOHN MULANEY: “BABY J” (2023)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[houseofheroesau]

Time, but he's John Mulaney

Trying to get back into posting after my health break

Don't tag as LU, please.

[dear-ao3]

theres something so incredibly prolific about john mulaney's comeback kid special. i cant tell if it aged like milk or fine wine or maybe just a nice slightly stinky cheese. the whole bit with his wife who he is now divorced to, relating it to the movie the fugitive with the "i didnt kill my wife!" "ooo whos that fella, i bet he did kill his wife," and the whole bit about not wanting kids when he now has a kid, the office temp stories from when he was young and drinking and addicted to drugs and now how that happened again in his adult life, the bits about his parents sprinkled throughout and how it all comes in to the grand finale with bill clinton, the comeback kid, a political bit in the pre tr*mp era that hits just correctly and just at the right time to be funny for what it is, how he ties the fugitive back into it, then hits you with the "hey ellen" "cause he never forgets a bitch ever" and slam dunks the end with his dads law firm representing clinton. truly a work of art that could not have hit the same in literally any other year.