#optometrist for kids

[eyeseeoptique]

Every parent understands the importance of regular health check-ups for their children. However, eye care is an aspect that can sometimes be overlooked. Just like adults, children can also suffer from various vision problems. To address these issues, it is essential to choose the right optometrist for kids.

[matchalovertrait]

yeah, "kind of".......

Translations:

Ay dios mío = oh my god

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[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

HC that elves in kotlc have a wider spectrum of visible light than humans and/or have more color cones.

[gumnut-logic]

::is all crafty and arty despite three migraines in three days and surgery five days ago::

::holds crochet hook above head in defiance:: You may take my brain, but you will never take my creativity!

::falls on face::

[bowenoke]

trying to get glasses like OOOOoooOOoOO welcome to a STRIP MALL DOCTOR. does 1 or 2 work better for you? (trick question.) tell me the NUMBERS AND LETTERS ON MY DMV POSTER. now look at this little house!!!! now here is my secret riddle. -3.5 -4. 0.00 0.00. remember i told you that. the government will KILL ME if i don't tell you. but you have to ask. if you don't ask i won't tell you the last line of my secret riddle (pupillary distance) ;)

ough you want ant-reflective coating?? you want to SEE through this glass??? even when it's bright out?? that will be 500 dollars. also im not in network. yeah i know we're listed on the website funny story about that actu

p.s. also you failed the exam. the eye exam. i didn't even know people could do that.

[twilight-spargle]

my fav twilight head canon is that she didn’t realise she needed glasses until she met scitwi

[the-sea-anemone]

optometrist told me i have very healthy retinas. i'm getting a good grade in eyes, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

[alexei-home-fromthewar-at-last]

School vision testing. Funny story though, my parents would always make fun of me for not being able to see stuff like “are you blind?!” Yeah… my uncorrected vision is like 20/300 or something.

[getadvanceinfo]

An optometrist is a healthcare professional specifically trained to examine the eyes for vision deficiencies, refractive errors, and common eye diseases. But fear not, a little guidance goes a long way. Contact us for more info.

[yoohyeon]

God it’s nice to see (better)…

[eyeseeoptique]

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[crimisonpetrichor]

Sometimes I think about the eye doctor who once told me that my eyes were too flat for contacts. I was 13, and why woukd he lie about that, so we just believed him. My mom called me Flat Stanley for a year after that (which was funny). Now that I'm older and have learned that doctors aren't alwats right, I looked it up. The exact opposite is what causes my terrible vision??? My vision is bad because the football shape is too intense???? Why would he say that????

[reginaofdoctorwho]

so update on my ex because i'm still somewhat friends with him

he is now into goth chicks and is now going out with a goth girl who's into the same goth bands as me and looks EXACTLY like one of my friends in a wig

[neige-leblanche]

Azul strikes me as the kinda guy who had those dorky early 2010 transition shade glasses

omg transition lenses i forgot about those!! i think he would too lol i think he'd admire the elegance of the technology & go around outside in his little sunglasses

[babycharmander]

(BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

I just finished reading The Book of Bill and I am kindof losing my mind over some of this stuff.

I had wondered if Alex Hirsch might make Bill sympathetic in some way and oh boy I was not expecting him to do it so successfully (and without cheapening Bill's character).

So, we learn that Bill was born into a 2D world... as a mutant who can see into the third dimension. He claims he was absolutely loved by all, but when talking about his powers, he mentions under Pyrokinesis:

"Cipher, Cipher, he's insane / Starting fires with his brain." The kids in grade school could be so cruel. But where are they now, huh? WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

So probably not quite as liked as he was letting on. To add to that, there's the silly straw page, which looks like silly nonsense until you decipher some of the codes:

"EYE DOCTOR OF A DIFFERENT KIND / WHO WANTS TO MAKE HIS PATIENTS BLIND" "THE DOCTOR SAYS / THREE SIPS A DAY / WILL MAKE THE VISIONS / GO AWAY"

I wasn't sure what this meant until I saw someone point out... he was seeing a third dimension that no one else could see. His parents probably took him to the eye doctor to try to "fix" him. Which, speaking of his eye doctor, the coded message in the section about human eyeballs says something interesting:

"MY OPTOMETRIST NEVER SAW IT COMING"

It could be a joke given beforehand he's talking about dissecting a human eye, but given the previous hints of medical abuse, I wouldn't put it past him that he tried to get revenge on his eye doctor.

Oh yeah and the whole thing about him setting his entire dimension on fire? Yeah it turns out it was entirely a mistake (he just wanted everyone to understand the third dimension he was seeing so they could be free of only two dimensions), he was so traumatized by it he blacks out when trying to recall it. He deeply, deeply regrets it, and...

"What? Your ENTIRE home dimension? destroyed? How? By what?" Bill looked distant, more distant than I'd ever seen him. "By a monster."

He sees himself as a monster.

And yet, he's not some innocent, misunderstood being. He still revels in causing pain and chaos. He's terrible in general, but becomes incredibly abusive toward Ford.

"YOU'RE MY PROPERTY. DON'T FORGET IT. The hillbilly abandoned you, your father won't want you returning without millions, you have no friends, and if you died out here in the snow, who would even miss you?"

Which... speaking of him and Ford...

Yes, yes, I know people ship them. But like, whether you see their relationship as romantic or platonic (I see it as the latter), there's some interesting parallels to be made here.

Both Bill and Ford are mutants who were mocked for their being different. (Bill was not physically a mutant, as far as we know, but more in the sense of him having vision stronger than that of everyone else in his dimension, and also having special powers. And he does describe himself as a mutant.) Both became social outcasts, separated from their families but still haunted by them (Ford seeing commercials of Stan on TV and running across old photos of him and his brother, Bill being haunted by his family in some form). Neither could return home for one reason or another. Both more powerful than their peers (Ford intellectually, Bill in terms of actual powers). Both of them isolated and alone. (Yes, Bill does have the Henchmaniacs, but they seem like shallow friends, and only really seem to follow him out of a desire to have a place to party.)

Ford was not aware of most of this, aside from knowing that Bill could not go home because his dimension was destroyed. But Bill absolutely saw himself in Ford. There was no other person he tried to use whom he felt a stronger connection to.

And he actually seems to care about Ford--he actually gave him a birthday present, and when Ford didn't like it, he decided to get drunk and party with him instead to make up for it.

And then when Ford realizes what Bill's plan actually is and refuses to go along with it, and fights back no matter what Bill does, Bill completely breaks down.

After living for trillions of years, he met someone who was like him, and that person rejected him.

He goes berserk, wreaking havoc, being caught by the dimensional authority that he's been taunting for most of his life.

And then after dying and being cast out of hell for being too annoying, he winds up faced with the Axolotl, who sends him to therapy, where he continues to break down further, sending out the book in a desperate attempt to find someone, anyone who will help him break loose and wreak havoc once again.

"You have no friends, and if you died ... who would even miss you?"

I don't know, Bill. Who would even miss you?

In short,

[ID: The front and back of one of Bill's Valentines cards. On the front is a black void with Bill Cipher lying down without his hat, gazing blankly upwards, with the text "I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE" above him. On the back is a simple white "TO/FROM" in red, with a red outline illustration of Bill spontaneously growing a mouth and eating a realistic, bloody heart. /end ID]