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Eddsworld Starters (Goulden Era)

A collection of dialogue prompts from the episodes of the Goulden Era of Eddsworld (2004-2012). From the The Dudette Next Door to Space Face (Part 1). Feel free to edit quotes as necessary.

TW: Swearing

"May I help you with your luggage?"

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"Oh no, we hit that person!"

"Big bloody deal, that person busted our car!"

"Huh...Wonder why all the graves are empty..."

"Let's go looting!~"

"Getting kinda bored there, lying face down in a gutter, festering..."

"No, t-t-that's impossible! You're dead!"

"I'm in your car, [Name]..."

"Help me, or I'll eat your brains."

"[Name], I've come back. Back from the grave!"

"[Name]! Do you HAVE to eat every survivor that comes to us?"

"Three books?! Nobody ever said anything about THREE books!"

"We need to think of a way of opening this gate...I suggest throwing [Name] at it!"

"So [Name], what movie did you get?"

"Hm...Wouldn't it be fun if we could go to hell?"

"So this is hell...What a sight!"

"Hey wait a minute! Why am I on the menu?!"

"Oh my god...Are you alright? You look terrible!"

"Get a haircut...with some highlights."

"I think it's some sort of old Egyptian door..."

"What in the name of this delicious bowl of Eddsworld Cereal happened to my bass?!"

"But there might be treasure down there!"

"For the last time, [Name]. No pirate hats!"

"But I thought the real Santa Claus died centuries ago..."

"You participated in a game of paintball, using REAL guns!"

"This holiday ain't big enough for the two of us..."

"Four viewers?! How did my film only get four viewers?!"

"Dammit, [Name]! You didn't think this one through at all!"

"Oh no! It's a horde of disgusting hideous fish-faced demon spawn!"

"Uh oh! Two [Name]s? I think we know what we have to do..."

"HOW DO YOU MORONS EVEN BREATHE?!"

"Sir! I feel like a shaved bowling ball! Sir!"

"Uh, [Name]...I um...I accidentally flushed the keys down the toilet..."

"Uh...are you sure we couldn't just get a plumber?"

"Who says I'm too old to trick-or-treat? I've only got...twelve restraining orders."

"Hey! Dinner and movie first, buddy!"

"Uh...[Name], why are you biting a pile of garlic?"

"[Name]!, [Name]! [Character Name]'s a vampire!"

"[Name], I just bought a camera, and not just ANY camera, this camera's gonna change our lives forever!"

"You soulless monster! Why are you saying such things!?"

"But—but wouldn't this make some kind of paradox or something?"

"Don't be stupid, that kind of thing only happens in the movies!"

"Oh god, I'm old!"

"No wait! What are you doing with that hammer?!"

"No, [Name]! Put down that drill!"

"Well, if I have to give a bit of constructive criticism, well, it'd probably be that this is the best thing ever created by ANYONE EVER!"

"OK, [Name], I think we get the point! This whole 'I hate Christmas' thing is getting old!"

"Is my face really getting old?"

"CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE CHRISTMAS ALONE?!"

I know you're not a Christmas fanatic, but you're being problematic and slightly dramatic!"

"You blew up the reindeer! You act like a punk! Every time you get drunk, we put up with this junk!"

"I'm just gonna go back to being dead."

"Augh. He just kept screaming, crying, begging for help, his things breaking, the evil laughter, sobbing, his tv keeps turning on and off, his window opening, and suddenly enigmatic gusts of wind are coming through."

"I'm surprised you found the time in your busy self-worship schedule."

"Ha ha. Yeah. Who are you and what have you done with the real [Name]?"

"I hate you. You threw away my milk!"

"Guys, I think our house might- MIGHT… Be a little possessed. Or nothing. Maybe- maybe it's nothing."

"WHAT?! You're crazy! How could you not like ice cream? Ice cream is delicious!"

"Anyway, as for the ghost thing, That sounds about right. Didn't you get spirit insurance?"

"[Name]! there are aliens that have abducted us and they're probably gonna eat us and I'm too pretty to die!"

"[Name]. Don't you burn that tree down. Do NOT burn that tree down!"

[beargraphs]

Heathers the Musical | Sentence Starters contains. sex-references, insults, suicide-refs, alcohol & drug ref.

"I believe I'm a good person."

"What did you say to me, skank?"

"Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail"

"She/He is a mythic bitch"

"For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure"

"Why now are you pulling on my dick?"

"You just gotta prove, you're not a pussy anymore!"

"You're not a lame ass anymore!"

"Hey, mister no-name kid...so who might you be?

"It's fine if you don't agree...but I would fight for you, If you would fight for me."

"When everything numbs, who needs cocaine?"

"Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?"

"Freeze your brain, shatter your skull, fight pain with more pain."

"Let's rub each other's backs, while watching porn on Cinemax!"

"So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?"

"Fill that joint and roll it tight, ain't nobody home tonight!"

"I think that's what they call "Third base"."

"Showing up here took some guts, time to rip them out."

"People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal."

"There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walkin'!"

"I'm hot and pissed and on the pill."

You say you're numb inside, but I can't agree."

"Slap me! Pull my hair! Touch me there and there and there!"

"What is her final statement to a cold, uncaring planet?"

"No one sees the me inside of me..."

"I am more than just a source of handjobs."

"Once, you were geeky and nerd, now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty."

"I bit my tongue so long, I learned to count to ten."

"Move bitch, this my song!"

"Our love is God."

"I worship you, I'd trade my life for yours."

"Oh, well, I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport."

"What the fuck have you done?!"

"I've been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines. And it's time we opened our eyes!"

"We're "damaged". Really "damaged". But that does not make us "wise"."

"Don't stop looking in my eyes."

"The revolution came and went, tried to change the world, barely made a dent."

"So [NAME]! I'm ending our affair, and I faked it, every single time!"

"We'll sink any minute, so someone must go."

"There's nowhere to hide."

"You don't deserve to live!"

"Here have a sedative!"

"Now we're all grown up and we know better..."

"But I believe that any dream worth having, is a dream that should not have to end."

"You don't know what my world looks like!"

"Knock! Knock! Sorry for coming in through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know!"

"We'll watch the smoke pour out the doors, bring marshmallows, we'll make s'mores! We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!"

"You left me and I fell apart. I punched the wall and cried.."

"Please don't leave me alone. You were all I could trust. I can't do this alone."

"This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb."

"I wish we'd met before, they convinced you life is war!

"I am damaged, far too damaged, but you're not beyond repair."

"Hope you'll miss me, wish you'd kiss me."

"You look like hell."

"I just got back."

"Are there any happy endings?"

"If no one loves me now, someday somebody will."

"We'll make it beautiful."

[judasrpc]

PALIA SENTENCE STARTERS

based on the mmorpg 'palia' developed by singularity 6. add context & change gendered language to your needs !! if multi, please specify which muse(s) !!

Welcome to the general store, pal.

[…] so I guess I should say: welcome to the livin'!

Come back when you get some cash, we'll take care of your needs.

The more you spend, the more you get back. Trust me. That's just how the world works.

What can I do for you?

Make the most out of each day, my friend.

Here I was thinking you'd be too busy setting up to say 'hello'. How goes it?

Are you new in town, or just passing through?

There's something about you that just brightens up my day.

I have a good feeling about today.

I don't know about you, but I'm starting to get sleepy.

So, I think it's safe to say my job is about to get A LOT more interesting.

Are you off on an adventure?

Today is a great day for adventure! Well… any day is a great day for adventure. But today is especially good.

What ails you, my four-legged friend?

You've got a surprise for me?

I wish I knew what you were saying…

Well, if it isn't another friend I haven't met yet!

Hey there! The day treating you alright?

I don't know it [name] was laughing with me or at me, but either way, I appreciate the chuckle.

Tonight, I'm feeling exuberant, with a bit of nostalgic ennui mixed in.

I don't need your company… but it would certainly be appreciated.

Relaxed… I envy you. I don't think I've ever felt relaxation.

It pleases me to see your thirst for knowledge is so difficult to quench.

Back again, are we?

Your mischief and wit know no bounds, neither does your desire for knowledge.

Even the most cunning hunter needs a helping hand once in a while. You hear me? If you ever need help, all you have to do is ask.

You showed up just in time.

I like you and all, kid, but there ain't nobody who can stop me from bein' me.

So, how are you feeling? I am sure this is quite a lot to take in.

Keep that positivity, and you'll overcome any troubles the world offers you.

I was just settling in for my evening meditation. Care to join me?

Name's [name], but you can call me trouble.

I see that look on your face. Up to no good, aren't ya?

Let me guess: You were just dying to see me.

Just so y'know, our doors are always open for ya.

So nice to talk to someone who wants to listen… between you and me, with the kids, it's always in one ear and out the other.

There's nothin' like the feelin' of a job well done.

Some people think it’s boring all the way out here… But I like it.

It is way too early… or did I stay up too late?

You might want to stand back. I’m working on my latest invention, and I’m not entirely sure this thing is stable.

You look as though you have something you’d like to ask.

I chose to keep them around for mostly sentimental reasons.

These daily chats of ours bring me much peace. Please continue to come by, I would miss it if they stopped.

I’m also good at lifting heavy stuff, if you need anything heavy lifted!

You lost? That's okay, I get lost sometimes too.

Oh… sorry I didn’t see you there. I was just a bit distracted. Seems to happen to me a lot…

I am just an intrepid explorer of the supernatural, a detective of the unseen divine, a pioneer of pervasive thought…

I am glad you are still able to experience joy after everything you’ve gone through.

Hello, hello! You have caught me at just the right time.

All it’s taught me so far is how to die of boredom. So stop by again later and keep me entertained, ok?

Are you just going to stand there staring at me, or did you have something to say?

Sometimes I forget how interesting the world is. Like, I’m pretty sure I saw a gnarly looking beetle over there!

Aren’t we feeling bold today?

Oh, good. Someone to talk to who DOESN’T give me a splitting headache.

This had better be important…

I was so caught off guard, I realized I forgot to introduce myself or explain why I'm here.

Why don't you come back when my head's spinning just a little less?

It's good to see you again! I always look forward to seeing your face. But you know, like a normal amount.

It is… good to see you. Why was that so hard to say?

Perhaps you should learn to become more comfortable with solitude yourself.

Oh no, I know that look.

I'm presently ruminating on the darkness of the soul.

I do fear where my thoughts might go if I linger here alone too long…

Unfortunately, I returned with many new ideas and no new direction.

Beyond that, you shall have to answer the question of "what you are" for yourself. As do we all.

You were bound to return one day… why not today?

For now, I enjoy basking in the presence of others.

Hmm… What should I make for dinner tonight…?

You’re talkin’ to me?

Been makin’ a name for yourself lately. Every time I go into town, someone’s singin’ your praises.

[astrronomemes]

BLACK SNAKE MOAN: STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 2006 film Black Snake Moan. change & alter as needed.

"This ain't gonna work. I don't see why we've got to lie about it when you and I know this ain't gonna work."

"I've got to believe we can do this, or I ain't gonna make it, [name]."

"You ain't gonna make a fuss, are you?"

"There ain't nothing a man can do when a woman makes up her mind."

"I'm not ready to grow old, [name]. And living with you, I feel it. Like I'm one foot in the dirt. I saw it happen to my mama, and that's not gonna happen to me. I've got living to do."

"I deserve better than this. Better than what you give."

"It's already noon, [name]. You think that skirt should still be on?"

"Ain't no better cure for them blues than some good pussy."

"We're not gonna get through this clean. But it don't need to get dirty."

"You're just trying to get me out of my clothes."

"You'd fuck a tree if it was handy."

"Are you gonna preach about turning the other cheek?"

"Your people are here for you, [name]. This is your home. No shame in showing your face."

"I don't mean to hurt you. But I ain't letting you die. I ain't letting you die!"

"I found you on the side of the road. Someone took to beating on you pretty bad. You know who done that to you?"

"The hell you know about me?! You got no right to talk to me about that shit! The hell you think you are?!"

"I saved your life, girl. I can do and say whatever the fuck I want."

"A man big enough to pull a gun best have a tongue in his mouth if he ain't got a brain in his head."

"You ain't gonna talk me out of shit no more. I've got my mind made up, and I ain't gonna be moved on this."

"If you're in some trouble, then we're gonna figure something out. You and me."

"My mouth is shut, boy, and that's how we're gonna keep it."

"You can't hurt people, and then just say I'm sorry, and it all gets washed away."

"I think folks carry on about heaven too much. Like it's some kind of all-you-can-eat buffet up in the clouds. And folks are just gonna do what they're told so they can eat what they want behind some pearly gates. I could go to Shoney's for that."

"What's your heaven? What gives you peace?"

"I'm not fighting with you. I just know you've got more in you than junk."

"You don't know what you're talking about! So why don't you just shut the fuck up?!"

"You only get one life. It should be lived the way you want to live it."

"Not gonna lie to you, [name], this one's a doozy. I don't think... I don't think I can stop this."

"No one's gonna hurt you no more."

"This town ain't going nowhere. You take the time you need."

"You never needed nobody. Always made that clear to me."

"Get me drunk so I don't stick my foot up your ass."

"I feel like I'm coming out of my skin. Like I'm losing control of my mind."

"You know how you feel when you come out of a bad hangover? Like your eyes can open a little bit more?"

"Careful how you point that gun, boy."

"Are you here to make a point, or are you here to kill somebody?"

"If you need to kill a man, all you've got to have is a good reason."

"I think... I think we're fucked up. Both of us. I know I am."

"So... if you want to quit on me... I understand. But please don't."

"I've had nice things before. But I've always ruined them somehow."

"Now live your life. Pull your shit together, and live your life."

[iomadachd]

NF Sentence Starters

Sentences inspired by the music of NF (adjust pronouns as needed) Contains references to mental illness.

BREATHE

She was right when she told me that I don't ever listen.

How you supposed to find the answer if you don't ask the question?

Hurting you was not a part of my plan.

I need a moment to breathe.

There's a lot of responsibilities that I neglected.

I seem to be the only person that I play pretend with.

Your family thought I was a joke.

They just wanted what was best for you, and I couldn't accept it.

Apologies don't mean a thing if you don't ever fix it.

I love what I do, but it's not what I expected.

HAPPY

Hear me out.

I just can't imagine who I'd be if I was happy.

I'm too proud to open up and ask you to pull me out of this hole I'm trapped in.

I got some issues that I won't address.

I got some baggage I ain't opened yet.

I got some demons that I should put to rest.

I got some traumas that I can't forget.

I'm the first to admit that I'm a lonely soul.

I'm the last to admit that I need a hand to hold.

I feel most at home when I'm livin' in my agony.

I don't care what anyone else thinks.

That's the furthest thing from how I feel.

LET YOU DOWN

You were never even wrong in the first place, right?

You should've had my back, but you put a knife in it.

We both know you're gonna call tomorrow like nothing's wrong.

There's nothing left right now, I gave it all to you.

All these voices in my head get loud, and I wish that I could shut them out.

Every time I sit on that couch, I feel like you lecture me.

Why are you laughing? I must have missed that joke.

I'm sorry that I let you down.

I wish that I could say I'm proud.

I was never trying to make an issue for you.

PANDEMONIUM

You can already tell the energy is different, can't you?

That's a war you never win, but I like the optimism.

I always hit the bull's-eye.

I've given over half my life to this, but I think it was a good decision.

You don't see me out here makin' waves.

The only person I allow to push me around is myself.

I'm not a fan of threats, I prefer the direct approach.

They want me to fail, but I haven't yet.

Petty? That depends.

I'm not changing my standards for anyone.

I have no tolerance for ignorance.

THERAPY SESSION

We never met, but I swear you know who I am.

I've been through a lot, but I don't know how to express it to people.

I guess that your definition of violence is different from mine.

You want me to walk in with a smile on my face?

You want me to wear a mask?

I knew my problems would catch up eventually.

I'm trying to do this respectfully.

I'm not here for acceptance.

This type of life isn't glamorous.

What'd you expect when you walked into a therapy session?

This is how I cope.

I feel like nobody knows me.

I know I handle things immaturely.

I know I need to grow.

I ain't the type to be quiet.

If I wouldn't say it to your face, I sure as hell wouldn't say it in private.

I don't expect you to get my perspective.

[running-on-narrativium]

Little Shop of Horrors Lyric Starters

(Feel free to change to fit your muse.)

“On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence.”

“this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places.”

“What a creepy thing to be happening!”

“Stop right where you are. Don't you move a thing.”

“Best believe it something's come to get 'cha.”

“Alarm goes off at seven.”

“Then you go downtown.”

“Uptown you cater to a million jerks.”

“The bosses take your money and they break your hearts.”

“Your morning's tribulation, afternoon's a curse and five o'clock is even worse.”

“Poor! All my life I've always been poor.”

“I keep asking God what I'm for, and he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure.”

“Oh, I started life as an orphan, a child of the street.”

“Someone show me a way to get outta here.”

“Please, won't somebody say I'll get outta here.”

“Someone gimme my shot or I'll rot here.”

“I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day I passed by this place where this old man-he sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings.”

“He knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby.”

“Suddenly, and without warning, there was this total eclipse of the sun.”

“And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there.”

“You've given me nothing but heartache and hurt.”

“I'm beggin' you sweetly. I'm down on my knees.”

“What do you want from me- Blood?”

“Looks like you're not happy, 'less I open a vein.”

“I know (Name’s) the greatest.”

“I'm dating a semi-sadist.”

“So I've got a black eye and my arm's in a cast.”

“Well, if not, he's got inner beauty.”

“I dream of a place where we could be together at last…”

“I cook like Betty Crocker and I look like Donna Reed.”

“There's plastic on the furniture to keep it neat and clean.”

“A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine.”

“I dream we'll go somewhere that's green.”

“When I was younger, just a bad little kid my mama noticed funny things I did.”

“My boy, I think someday you'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay.”

“You have a talent for causing things pain!”

“Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood and teaching would suit you still less.

“Son, be a dentist, you'll be a success!”

“Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?”

“And though it may cause my patients distress, somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me.”

“Feed me!”

“Would you like a Cadillac car?”

“Would you like to be a big wheel, dinin' out for every meal?”

“I'm the one that can make it all real!

“You gonna git it!”

“I'm your genie, I'm your friend! I'm your willin' slave...”

“I don't know…I have so... so many strong... reservations…”

“Should I go... and perform... mutilations?”

“If you wanna be profound...If you really gotta justify...take a breath and look around... A lot of folks deserve to die...”

“The guy sure looks like plant food to me!”

“He's so nasty treatin' her rough!”

“You need blood and he's got more than enough!”

“He's got your number now.”

“You've got no place to hide, you've got nowhere to run…”

“I think it's suppertime.”

“Come on, come on, think about all those offers.”

“Ain't no time to turn squeamish.”

“Lift up your head. Wash off your mascara,here, take my Kleenex, wipe that lipstick away.”

“I know things were bad, but now they're okay.”

“Nobody ever treated me kindly.”

“Daddy left early…Mama was poor.”

“I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly. He'd snap his fingers, me, I'd say "sure."”

“Tell me this feelin'll last till forever…”

“Please understand that it's still strange and frightening.”

“Suddenly (Name) is standin' beside me.”

“(Name), so finally we meet you!”

“You're gonna host it, you lucky kid, sign.”

“Yes darling, we're sending photographers Thursday, so get the plant ready and wear a clean shirt.”

“They say the meek shall inherit.”

“It's not a question of merit.”

“You’re a meek little guy.”

“You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to 'em by and by.”

“My future's starting, I've got to let it.”

“I take these offers, that means more killing! Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings?”

“I sign these contracts, that means I'm willing to keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things.”

“No! No! There's only so far you can bend!”

“No! No! This nightmare must come to an end!”

“It's the only solution. It can't be avoided. The vegetable must be destroyed.”

“But then there's (Name), lovely (Name)…”

“Without my plant, she might not love me anymore.”

“Better wait a minute! Ya better hold the phone!”

“Better mind your manners! Better change your tone!”

“Don't you threaten me, son!”

“We gonna do things my way or we won't do things at all!”

“Ya don't know what you're messin' with. You got no idea.”

“Ya don't know what you're up against, no, no way, no how!”

“I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad.”

“You've got me fightin' mad!”

“You think he's the worst, well, you're thinkin' wrong.”

“He got a temper, ha! He ain't got mine.”

“I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon.”

“You can keep The Thing, keep The It,keep The Creature, they don't mean shit.”

“I got the stuff and I think that proves, you better move it out.”

“I'm gonna bust your balls.”

“It's all over, ace.”

“Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed, similar events in cities across America, events which bore a striking resemblance, to the ones you have just seen began occurring.”

“Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap and got sweet-talked into feeding it blood.”

“Thus the plants worked their terrible will...”

“And the plants proceeded to grow and grow, and begin what they came here to do. Which was essentially to eat Cleveland and Des Moines and Peoria and New York… and this theater!”

“They may offer you fortune and fame, love and money and instant acclaim. But whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants!”

“Look out! Here comes (Name)!”

“Here I come for you!”

“Hold your hat and hang on to your soul!”

“Something's coming to eat the world whole!”

“If we fight it we've still got a chance!”

[aeipathcy]

@shadyinfo * ✭ ❪ liked for a starter┊☓ ❫

Randel had already made it a habit to spy on the movements of the residents of the manor through what he could see from the view of the windows. While he mostly didn't pay much attention to the nobodies, there were always at least two people that'd catch his eye from how much they stood out compared to the rest—the red-haired duke (obviously because he was the target to exorcize) and the princess (or regent, she supposedly was now called). There was also that pet of hers who'd he often have to acknowledge since he was always by her side, but who cared about him?

The sight he caught whilst peering in through the glass this time was not what he expected—the reaper had intended to do his routine of scaring Mikel and pop into his room unannounced as usual (it never got old), but instead he found himself witnessing a very scandalous scene: the regent and her retainer being way too close for her engaged status. This was nothing new with them, always hiding in the shadows to exchange blood for sustenance. Although, it was one of the rarer incidents of the regent giving in and taking from her so-called beloved friend.

So much for sticking to the usual plan—dropping in on these two would be much more interesting. Seeing as the window was partially open but not enough for his arm to fit through, he reached to grab a rib bone from within. When he had gotten the right one, he slipped it through the gap and maneuvered it to open the window some more, and when he had pried it open enough, he returned the rib back to its proper place.

❝ So you take from your precious little retainer but nobody else? Ain't that a bit wack? I thought you'd want to keep him alive, ❞ he questioned to announce his presence as he slipped in through the window he had just pried open. With a laugh, he closed the window behind him and jumped down to the floor from the sill, clearly imposing on such a disgustingly intimate moment.

It was obvious he had timed his entry like this on purpose. If not unpredictable and unreadable, he was often described as being there at the worst possible moments, witnessing things that really could cause trouble should he share what his eyes had seen.

❝ Sorry, am I interrupting? ❞ he asked with such a cheery tone that it might as well have skewed the emotions of the duo towards anger rather than simple irritation from his unwanted entry. What could he say? He enjoyed ruining people's fun.

[beinfriends]

starter for @recklessinventor!

Claus bangs on Dr. Andonuts's door with his metal hand, the sound loud and harsh on the solid wooden door. He waits a second or two, and hearing no response, bangs his fist on the door again, louder than before. "Get up, jackass! We ain't got all day!" he calls into the apartment.

At the apartment next door, someone lifts the window and leans out. It's one of those Tazmily Rowing Club guys, Paddel... or Rowe, or whoever the fuck it was. Claus didn't make it his business to learn their names. His nasally voice grates on Claus's ears. "Shut the fuck up, asshole! Some of us are tryin' to sleep!"

"Fuck yerself, dickhead! Blame these asshole Andonuts, not me!"

"Can both of y'all please be quiet?" comes Abbot's voice from the bottom apartment, just below Dr. A's. His voice is more tired than angry. "Christ almighty..."

"Whatever." When Claus turns back to face the door, it suddenly opens, revealing Dr. Andonuts. "Oh, hey. Mornin', Dr. A."

Pushing past Dr. Andonuts, Claus enters the dimly lit apartment. Dr. Andonuts checks his pocket watch, then puts it back in his waistcoat pocket. "Getting an early start, are we?"

"It takes a long time ta get ta Saturn Valley, you know that," Claus replies. "I don't wanna waste most of a goddamn day on this, so gettin' an early start is the only option we got. Where's that motherfucker at, anyhow?"

"Oh, Claus, I apologize. Jeff did not stay with me last night." Claus stares, but Dr. Andonuts can only offer a shrug. "He felt more comfortable sticking closer to the Phase Distorter. Not a half-bad idea, admittedly. I'd assume he's still around there somewhere."

Groaning, Claus rubs his eye, then slides his hand down his face. "'Course that fuckin' asshole's gotta make it difficult. 'Course. I dunno what I expected."

Jeff clearly had no respect for Claus's time-- or for Claus in general. That much had been clear when they'd met yesterday, but this just proved it. It was almost like Jeff didn't even know that Claus was doing this for him. Claus was going out of his way to help Jeff despite everything. Yes, it was so Jeff could leave as quickly as possible, but still, it was help.

With the Phase Distorter broken down, Jeff was going to have to fix it, and Dr. Andonuts had suggested he seek out the Mr. Saturns, the original co-creators of the Phase Distorter, in order to achieve this. Problem is, Saturn Valley was clear on the other side of Nowhere. There's no way Jeff could get there on his own, no matter how many adventures he'd gone on in the past. He didn't know a thing about Nowhere, and with all the weird fauna and chimeras around, Claus didn't want to risk the idiot getting injured, extending his stay even further.

So, here he was, trying to help Jeff in order to get things moving at a quick pace. Nobody else would do it if he didn't... or, well, Lucas would, but Claus knew he wouldn't take this at the right pace either. Ultimately, then, it had to be him. Claus had told Jeff to be ready bright and early, but now he's not sure whether Jeff cared enough to prepare at all. After mumbling some vague goodbyes to Dr. Andonuts, Claus stepped out of the apartment and headed down the stairs towards the northern exit of town.

Claus retraces his steps from yesterday, down through Sunshine Forest to an obscure corner of it, where he first encountered Jeff. The Phase Distorter sits in a clearing, alone. He rolls his eye and comes up to the Phase Distorter, then kicks it with his boot.

"Up and at 'em, Andonuts! We ain't got all day! Time ta get goin'!" he shouts.

[scariusaquarius]

❛ no one hurts you and gets away with it. ❜ – With Noir! Leon or just Leon lmao. Thank you Lyn!!!

PLATONIC SENTENCE STARTERS // ON HOLD

"No one hurts you and gets away with it."

Your cheek was still stinging by the time you had washed your face in the lavatory within the station. Your eyes were still teary, nose sniffling from your earlier weeps, and you sighed as you clutched the sink.

You didn't know what had entailed the young detective to strike you, but you swore you were still experiencing whiplash as you splashed your face with freezing water to soothe the sting.

You knew that being in a relationship with Leon was dangerous; everyone was jealous of the young man whom had become the head homicide detective so suddenly. Leon had plenty of peoole who hated him, and it in turn made them hate you.

All you had done was politely warn the young detective on Leon's team that he needed to turn in his reports before Leon got impatient, and suddenly you were on the floor with a stinging cheek and busted lip.

The cut on your lip wasn't too bad, just stinging from the soap you had used to wash it, and you were startled by the lavatory doors bursting open.

Leon stormed in, shoulders squared as he searched for you, and when Leon laid his eyes on you, he immediately walked to you. Carefully, Leon cupped your face, eyes taking in the mark on your cheek and the cut at the corner of your mouth, and his blue eyes grew cold.

"Which fucking bastard did it?"

Your eyes filled with tears, and you sniffled out a pitiful whine. Leon's eyes only became angrier as he watcjed you cry.

"Who was it, (Y/n)?"

He never used your name ever, so you knew Leon was pissed off; feeling the way that Leon shook as he kept your face in his grasp, and you wrapped your arms around him.

"It was Detective Brandon...I told him to get his reports done so you wouldn't be upset...and he just....he got mad and struck me."

Leon kept you in his arms, his grip tight as he soothed you, and Leon's voice was strained from his anger he was trying to hold back.

"How many times did he strike you?"

"Twice."

Good. That meant two bullets for each hand. Leon's brow furrowed as he glared at the bloody tissues in the trash, and he snarled.

"Nobody hurts you and gets away with it. We're gonna go to my office and I want you to wait in there for me until I get back."

You nodded and Leon escorted you to his office. Your eyes were diverted from the people in the station as Leon brought you into hia office, and he kissed your forehead firmly.

"Stay here, Momma. Daddy's got some business to take care of."

You nodded, and Leon's office door slammed shut. You jokted before biting your lip as you listened to Brandon plead and scream in pain as Leon began to beat him, yelling at him as he swung on the man.

"You're going to regret ever laying your fucking hands on them! You're gonna regret the day you were fucking born, boy!"

"No, please, I'm sorry!"

"You're sorry? You're fucking sorry? I bet you are, you worthless piece of shit! Do you feel like a fuckin man yet, you bitch?!"

Brandon's cries had died down significantly, and when Leon came back into the office, he was covered in blood. Your eyes were wide, and Leon just stared at you for a moment as his breathing calmed.

"He aint gonna bother you no more."

His accent was heavy, the blue in his eyes like ice from his anger, and you whispered softly when Leon slowly approached you.

"Are you okay?"

Leon nodded before kissing you firmly, making sure to keep his bloody hands off of you.

"Ain't gotta worry about me, sugar. Let's get cleaned up and take the rest of the day off, yeah?"

[antlerquccn]

sentence starter from halestorm’s album back from the dead . change to fit as you see needed. potentially nsfw themes.

I'm back from the dead

'Cause I'm still standing above ground

Back from the dead alive, hell couldn't hold me

Hell couldn't hold me down

'Cause I'm still standing on the ground

Save your prayers, don't bless my bones, erase my name from my headstone

I'm back

Don't call me an angel I'll always be sinful it don't make me evil

I got my wicked

We all play the sinner and the saint and the in-between

I keep my eyes wide open when I pray

I like trouble coming in a hundred different ways

Heaven knows that I'll never change

Don't call me an angel

It don't make me evil

I'll never be faithful I'll always be tempted

It don't make me evil, I ain't evil

I've been the freak

I'll always be sinful

It don't make me evil

But I got my wicked ways

Do I make you nervous?

Do I make you scared?

Do I make you wanna just stop and stare?

A perfect picture of your fucking worst nightmare

Do I make you frightened?

Do I make you fear for your life?

So you can damn me straight to hell you can crucify my name

The world needs strange girls just like me

You say she's such a strange girl

Would you love me when my halo's bent and crooked when you call me malcontent?

Can't you be more like the girl next door instead of little miss misfit

Do you hate me just to change me to be just like you

Do you fear me to make me feel empty so I'm just like you

I will never be like you

But I keep looking on the bright side of life 'cause it only gets darker

We all need something to keep believing so I keep looking on the bright side of life

'Cause it only gets harder we all need something to keep us feeling

I'm over it all the bullshit

'Cause life's a bitch and then you die

We all need something to keep believing

It's everything you wanted but nobody likes you

It stopped raining in my head today I finally feel like myself again

I'm back where I belong

Do I live with this pain?

Asking myself why I see terrible things

It will take what you love like a thief

We're not these terrible things

We are nothing without failure

With every scar have we learned not to heal, but to hurt

I see a sickness in a world on its knees

Look at me and you'll see I'm not these terrible things

My heart can survive it, I'm stronger than this

I'm my own redemption

Don't need forgiveness to bless my guilt

Don't need Heaven to save my soul

Fell from grace just to believe in my redemption

They ain't built a weapon that could kill me yet

Be a good girl, play along

Well, I got news for all of you fools you better suck it up

You're never gonna shut me up

She's not fragile like a flower she is fragile like a bomb

I may be good at trouble but I'm not yours to change

You get what you give, so give it to me, wait your turn

I come first

You don't get to break the rules

A little respect goes a long, long way

I'm gonna make you wait like you made me, so how does it taste?

Play with fire, get burned

Don't do me like that

Now you're making me mad

If you want a battle, I'll give you a war

You say I've got problems, got issues and it's all in my head

Don't you forget that you started this shit

If I won't break 'cause this time I'm fighting for me for everything you took away

Shout from the rooftops while you still live every word

Forgive every fear that convinced you to put out your light

Show every flaw, every scar that this world made you hide from who you are

[nolanhollogay]

ryan beatty prompts/sentence starters 1/3

all from his 2018 album "boy in jeans"

HAIRCUT

- "wake me up when the days are over"

- "reminiscing of a life i had"

- "i finally feel like me again"

- "you have to give before you get"

- "it starts right now"

- "i can never ever, ever, ever lose it"

- "it's all I ever, ever, ever, ever wanted"

- "they look the same, I tried to fake it"

- "but it left a bad taste in my mouth"

- "get back to where you came from"

- "this is what you're made for"

EURO

- "you know, it's a free world"

- "take the money and run"

- "you can leave when you want"

- "who are you when I'm not around?"

- "all my money is gone"

- "wanna feel something other than sadness sometimes"

- "i can't relate to the people who relate to me"

- "can't trust them anyway"

- "they don't see me for me"

- "you are special to me"

CUPID

- "i'm on the opposite side of the fence"

- "just to tell you i like you"

- "there ain't nobody like you"

- "who you gonna dance with?"

- "he's the only one on my mind"

- "he's the only one i call when I'm feeling reckless"

- "tell me that you're mine"

- "open up your heart for a minute"

- "ain't it nice out here when we're alone?"

- "press your lips against my neck"

- "with me you don't pretend"

- "she's nice but she's not me"

- "she's nice but she hates me"

- "date me"

- "i'm just playing"

- "didn't mean to say that"

- "what do you want from me?"

- "i'll give it to you"

- "you just gotta ask"

BRUISE

- "this is not real, this is a memory"

- "I wanna feel you shine on me"

- "and he dances"

- "that's my man"

- "dance with me"

- "in my dreams"

- "now she's crying on my shoulder"

- "i'm selfish"

- "all i can think about is you"

- "i already miss him"

CAMO

- "now the only thing I got are these memories"

- "and a lot of time on my hands"

- "i keep my feelings hidden"

- "no pills, no thrills"

- "i'm not used to winning"

- "that's life"

- "what's gonna be my reputation?"

- "oh shoot"

- "she didn't recognize me"

- "i'm not saying I'm a ride or die"

- "who's to say what's right or wrong?"

[unitedleader]

LEWIS CAPALDI / divinely uninspired to a hellish extent sentence starters !

GRACE  : 

“ i'm  not  ready  to  be  just    another   of   your   mistakes.  “  

  “   i  can't  seem  to  drown  you  out   long enough.  “   

 “  you're  like  a  song   that  i   ain't  ready  to  stop.  “   

 “  are   we   too  wounded   now  to  ever  come  down  ?  “   

 “   oh  ,  how  i  long  for  us  to  find  common  ground.  “    

  BRUISES :    

 “   and  every   breath  that  i've  been  takin'   since  you  left  feels  like  a  waste  on  me.  “  

 “  i've  been  holding  onto  hope  that  you'll  come  back  when  you  can  find  some  peace.  “  

 “ i've  been  told ,  i've  been   told  to  get  you  off  my  mind.  “

  “  but  i   hope  i  never  lose  the  bruises  that  you  left  behind.  “  

 “ oh  my  Lord ,  oh  my  Lord , i  need  you  by  my  side.  “   

 “  maybe  i  ,  maybe  i'm  just  being  blinded  by  the  brighter  side.  “ 

  “  and  if  only  i  could  hold  you ,  you'd  keep  my  head  from  going  under.  “  

 “  it's  your  love  i'm   lost  in.  “  

  “  i'm   tired  of  being  so  exhausted.   “  

“  even  though  i'm  nothing  to  you  now.  “     

HOLD   ME  WHILE YOU WAIT :  

  “  i'm   waitin'  up ,  savin'   all  my   precious  time.  “  

“  losin'  light ,  i'm  missin'  my  same  old  us.  “ 

 “  before  we  learned  our  truth  too  late.  “  

  “  resigned  to  fate .  fadin'  away.  “   

 “   so ,  tell  me   can  you   turn   around ?  “   

 “   i  need   someone  to   tear   me  down.  “    “   hold   me  while  you  wait.   “ 

 “  i   wish  that  i   was  good  enough.  “    

“  won't   you   stay  awhile ?  “   

“  this  is  you ,  this  is  me  ,  this  is  all  we  need.  “  

 “   i   wish  you  cared  a   little  more.  “  

 “  i   wish  you'd  told  me  this  before.  “   

  SOMEONE   YOU   LOVED :        

“  i'm   going  under  and   this   time  i   fear  there's  no  one  to  save  me.  “   

“  this  all  or  nothing   really   got   a  way  of  driving  me  crazy.  “   

 “   i   need  somebody  to  heal.  “  

 “  somebody  to  know. “   

 “  somebody  to  have. “ 

 “ somebody  to  hold.  “  

 “  it's  easy  to  say ,  but  it's  never  the  same.  “   

 “   i   guess  i   kinda   liked  the  way   you  numbed  all  the  pain.  “ 

  “  and  you're  not  there  to  get  me  through  it  all.  “   

 “   i   let   my  guard  down  and  then   you   pulled  the  rug.  “  

 “  i  was  getting  kinda  used  to  being  somebody  you  loved . “ 

   “ i'm  going  under  and  this  time  i   fear  there's  no  one  to  turn  to.  “  

  “  this  all  or  nothing  way  of  loving  got  me  sleeping  without  you.  “   

 “  and  i   tend  to  close  my  eyes  when  it   hurts  sometimes. “ 

  “   i'll   be  safe   in  your  sound  'til  i  come  back  around.   “  

  MAYBE:    

 “ i’ve   said  a  thousand  things  before.  “  

 “  i've   fallen  in  and  out  of  love.  “   

“  i  couldn't  walk  but  tried  to  run.  “   

 “  at  night   the  weight  of  expectation  seems  to   keep  me  up.  “    

“  a  thousand  times  i   said  too  much.  “   

 “ always  second  guess  before  i   jump.  “  

 “  and  with  the  weight  of  expectation  i'll   be  sleeping  rough.  “  

 “ how  come  i'm   the  only  one  who  ever  seems  to  get  in  my  way  ? “ 

  “  lately  i've  been  fucking  up   a  good  thing  any  chance  i  can  get. “ 

 “  but  everything  i  touch  turns  to  stone.  “  

 “  maybe  i'm  better  off  on  my  own.  “  

 “  a  thousand  times  i've   heard  the  same.  “  

 “ i've  heard  some  other  voices   in   my  head.  “  

 “  let  me  assure  you  that  my  mind's  in  check.  “  

 “  i   just  can't  put  my  faith  in  something  we  might  live  to  regret.  “  

 “  and  i  ain't  tryin'  to  be  lonely.  “  

 FOREVER:     

“  caught  me  off  guard ,  wish  that  i'd   been  sober.  “ 

  “  still ,  here  we   are  back  in  ___ “    

 “  just  like  old  times  all  over.  “ 

  “  i   really  wish  that  i'd   dressed  up  a  little  better.  “  

 “   no  regrets  is  what  we  said. “   

 “  we  can't  go  back   again.  “  

 “  darling ,  nobody  said   that  it  would  last  forever.  “ 

 “   that  doesn't  mean  we  didn't  try ,  to  get  there.  “  

 “  wish  you  the  best ,  i   would  if  i  was  able.  “  

“  out  of  my  mind  ,  i don't  remember  calling.  “   

 “  had  too  much  __  sometimes  it  does  the  talking.  “ 

  “  hope  you  know  ,  i  wish  you  all  the   love   you're  looking  for. “  

  “ they'll  never  take  those  long  summer  days  when  love  was  untamed.  “ 

  “ remember , nobody  said  that  it  would  last  forever.  “  

 ONE:    

 “  how  could  you  let  something  so  good  go  to  waste  and  bleed  the  colours  out  ?  “ 

  “ you don't  know  what  you've got  'til  it's  gone.  “  

 “  know  when  it's  right  'til  it's  wrong.  “  

 “  you  broke  your  heart  down  with  ease. “  

  “   now  i'm   picking  up  every  piece. “   

 “  you  must  be  so  hard  to  please. “    

“  i   wish  i   could  say  thank  you  for  the  mistakes. “  

 “  thank  you  for  all  of  the  pain.  “  

 “  i  guess  somebody  else's  loss  is  another's  gain.  “  

 “   you  had  your  mind  set  out  on  other  things.  “ 

  “ can't  sleep  at  night ,  now  you're  paying  the  price.  “   

  “     you  let  another  come  and  take  your  place. “   

 DON'T   GET  ME   WRONG:      

“  pray  silence , i'm  begging. “ 

  “  too  tired   to  tell   you  i   ain't  coming  home.  “   

 “  stop  for  a  second.  “   

 “  guess  i  got  caught  up  in  leading  you  on.  “  

 “ but  i   ain't  responsible ,  for  the  lump  in  your  throat.  “  

 “  haven't  you  had  enough  of  all  of  this ?  “   

 “  haven’t   you  had  enough  of  lonlieness ?  “    

  “    don't  get  me  wrong ,  i'd   love  to  stay  too  long.  “  

  “    don't   get  me  wrong  ,  i'd  love  to  tell  you  whatever  you  want. “  

  “  haven't  we  had  enough  of  second  best ?  “  

 “  innocent then ,  way  back  before  we  knew  how  to  pretend.  “   

“   it  ain't  meant  to  be  easy ,  shouldn’t  be  hard  as  this.  “  

 HOLLYWOOD:   

 “   out  of  focus.  didn’t  take a second  to  notice.  “ 

  “  now  we're  separated  by __  “    

 “  i  wish  i'd   stayed.   “  

 “ so   i'm  praying  that  you're  feeling  the  same.  “ 

  “  do  you  ever  feel  like  going  back  to  the  start  ?  “ 

  “  if  you  can  hear  me   ,  does  it  really  have  to  end ?  “  

  LOST   ON  YOU :        

 “  lately  i'm  getting  lost  on   you.  “  

 “  you  got  me  doing  things ,   i  never  thought  i'd  do. “   

 “  never  spent  so  long  on  a  losing  battle.  “  

 “  lately  giving  up  don't  seem  to  matter. “    

“  i  don't  wanna   leave  you  lonely.  “  

 “  but  i've  run   out  of  love  this  time.  “   

“  hope  you'll  be  safe  in  the  arms  of  another.  “  

 “  cause  i   can't  take  the  weight of  your  love.  “ 

  “  i  tore  your  world  apart  like  it  was  nothing  new. “    

“  never  bled  so  much  when  i  didn't  have  to.  “  

 “ i've  given  up  on  a  life  lived  after.  “   

 “  every  day  i'm  a  slave  to  the  heartache.  “ 

 “  you  know  that  i   adore  you.  “  

 “   i   should've  carried  us  both. “  

 “   though  i  couldn't  give  enough.  “  

 FADE:  

  “  well,  i   know  that  we've  been  hardly  holding  on.  “ 

  “  to  tell  the  truth  i   can't  believe  we  got  this  far.  “    

“   i  wish  somebody  would've  told  me.   “  

 “   ___ you make  my  heart  break   more  every  day.  “  

 “  guess  i'm  such  a  fucking  fool  for  the  way  that  you  caught  me.  “  

 HEADSPACE:  

“  well ,  you  tracked  down  all  the  lines  you  drew. “  

 “ and  i  could  take  the  hit ,  but  i'm   sorry  i  don't  want  the  bruise.  “   

“ your  voice  gets  a  little  loud.   when  there's  nothing  to  talk  about.  “  

 “  well,  you're  only  blood  and  bones  ,  and  i  know  your  heart's  at  war  with  your  head.  “  

 “  and  i   know  it's  a  little  late ,  my  timing  was  never  great.  “  

 “    i   just   wanted  to  let  you  know.   that  i   won't  bother  you  anymore.  “

  “  i'll  be  gone  this  time   next   year.   “    

“  if  you  got  time  for  me  ,  sing  me  a  song  and  send  me  to  sleep.  “   

 “  i   never  thought  that  a  lie  could  sound  so  sweet.   until  you  opened  your  mouth  ,  and  said  you  loved  me.  “  

[ch-sy]

It's taken me like 6 years to realize that some men just really ain't shit

I haven't been able to talk about this to anyone in my RL about this because of my social circle and knowing it would cause a bad situation to spiral out worse but I gotta go off sis..

So, almost like 2 years ago I was living in a rented house with my boyfriend and our two roommates (who were also guys.) ONE of these roommates was really chill and like, minded his own business and didn't cause any shit or anything. My boyfriend and I were really comfortable living with him pretty much right off. But the 2nd one was literally one of the most twisted, conniving motherfuckers I have ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with in my entire life. Just for starters, we didn't know this guy had killed someone before. A really long story short, his house had been broken into before because someone found out he had a safe in it with like 10k stashed. So they tried robbing him in the middle of the night-- he winded up shooting one of them and killing the guy. Anyways, we didn't know about this until like 3 months after he had moved in.. well.. then he started acting really nice toward me and from my boyfriend's perspective on things, started either giving him the cold shoulder or he would almost be fakely nice to him.

This motherfucker spent like almost 5 months trying to drive a wedge between me and my boyfriend, he tried to get me fucked up on ecstasy when we went on a beach trip to try and take advantage of me while my boyfriend wasn't there because he was working all weekend. Once he realized he couldn't get me he literally got together with one of my BEST FRIENDS and coworkers to try and piss me off (it worked, but only because by then I knew exactly what he was doing and even tried warning her that he was.) She didn't listen, and once he realized that he wasn't getting to me he started treating her terrible and cheated on her cause he's a real winner. By the end of things, my boyfriend and I decided the living situation was entirely too toxic and we broke our lease just to get away from him. The scumbag waited until my boyfriend wasn't home one day working and I was off to have his friend come over and help him pack his shit up, while they were in his room lowkey yelling about shooting all of us over it. We got out of the house and thankfully, we haven't seen shitstick again. Thank u, next

So NOW.. we're in a living situation with my boyfriend's co-worker, who at first- once again, seemed really chill mind you. I met his wife long before we moved in and we all got along really well, I thought it would be nice to live with another chick too.. whatever.

Over the past few weeks, his wife and I have gotten really close with each other so she's started opening up to me when talking about things. She told me that she's never been in a situation where her husband acts so cruel and distant to her. That he's changed a lot just over the past few weeks--like so much to the point she says he's a completely different person and it's getting so bad that she's starting to want a divorce. She's starting to resent him for it.

New Year's this year, he got entirely too wasted and shoved her into the dirt out in our yard. Two guys who were over here got pissed and one of them swung on him for it (because you don't lay your hands on a female like that, especially not your wife?) Our roommate proceeded to call her his bitch while he was trying to fight these two friends of his (that are no longer his friend's after this incident, mind you.) It was a really fucked up night. I winded up threatening him and telling him if he ever hurt her again that I would do it to him and it was going to be 1000 times worse and had to console her to calm her down for like an hour.

He started acting right again for like a week, after that and then went back to treating his wife like shit. And me and her are really close now so everytime I see her upset over the shit he does, I get pissed off..

Something registered the other day from the incident with our first shitty roommate and I've started picking up on some things:

1. He didn't start acting this way until after we moved in (she's somewhat noticed this- my boyfriend has noticed this and thinks if we have anything to do with it, its that our roomie is jealous of our relationship because honestly we really do have an extremely stable one) like, for example: I get kinda annoyed when my boyfriend has to work late. I was never like that before but I'm 6 months pregnant and so, like.. I need him around more than ever right now. He's understanding of this and so a lot of the time when I ask for him to come home, he does. Our roommate came in one day after this happened and was like "how come it's that she gets mad when her man isn't home but mine doesn't give a shit- what is that?" And we just kinda laughed it off because I figured he was just making fun of me for bitching.. but like, he does it all the time and I've picked up on it a lot more.

He's constantly comparing me and his wife, he came in one day long before my boyfriend got off work because my boyfriend is a foreman so he usually has to stay later than the others, and was like "there's a bunch of beautiful women in MY house" and it kinda rubbed me wrong when he said it, but once again, I wrote it off as nothing.

By now, our roommate and his wife are fighting almost every night. He's started refusing to take care of their 7 month old child unless she bitches him out to or begs him to (and--that's your fucking child bro, nobody should have to beg you to take care of your little girl.) He's been lowkey doing things to like, assert his dominance over his wifw I guess. It's really fucked up, like one day me and my boyfriend were gonna drop her off at work cause her car is broke and a lot of the time she has to walk.. and one day when we offered, he winded up calling us to be like "im home now so don't worry about taking her, I got it" and then PROCEEDED TO MAKE HER WALK TO WORK CAUSE "IT WAS A NICE DAY" girl I wanted to punch him in his face right then once I found out. To top this all off, she thinks he might be cheating now.

It's just collectively a bunch of shit that can't be ignored and I don't know how to deal with it. It's not my relationship but it's starting to affect me and my boyfriend's because they work together and our roommate has been doing so much fucked up shit lately (and seeing how he treats his wife) makes me paranoid about my boyfriend even being around him. Not because I don't trust him, but because I don't trust our roommate anymore.

And now I'm highkey wondering if he's got some sort of bullshit thing for me because of what's happened before. It's like weird flex but ok but I'm being serious.

I don't know if I should tell my boyfriend that I think it might be a possibility and we need to move out or not. It's a catch 22 because I could tell him and possibly ruin their friendship and work relationship (maybe for just being paranoid) or I could just not say anything, wait it out and possibly allow my friend's relationship to deteriorate. I know it's not really my problem and regardless of any of it--if he's that kind of person, it won't last anyway because he's a shithead and his true colors are coming out..

Either way, this entire situation has got me stressed out as fuck, I don't feel comfortable living here anymore and I'm pregnant and shouldn't be dealing with anymore stress than I already have to. I dont know what to do or I'm supposed to do cause..

[muse--memes]

Hopeless Fountain Kingdom sentence starters

"He said one day I'd realize why I don't have any friends."

"I find myself alone at night unless I'm having sex."

"He can make me golden."

"I don't let him touch me anymore."

"I'm not something to butter up and taste when you get bored."

"I have spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors."

"Please don't go away."

"It's too late."

"I can't stop thinking that I almost gave you everything."

"Now the whole thing's finished and I can't stop wishing that I never gave you anything."

"You wrote 100 letters just for me and I find them in my closet in the pockets of my jeans."

"Now I'm constantly reminded of the time I was 19."

"He said 'please don't go away',I said 'it's too late.'"

"I almost gave you everything."

"I can't stop wishing that I never gave you anything."

"I know how to play, I know this game."

"It's all the same."

"He'll never stay, they never do."

"If I keep my eyes closed, he feels just like you."

"You've been replaced."

"I'm face to face with someone new."

"Would've gave it all for you."

"Tell me where I went wrong."

"Tell me how to move on."

"They don't realize that I'm thinking about you."

"Can you hear my heartbeat fucking kickin'?"

"You best believe that I got something on my sleeve."

"I walk my talk, no time for wishful thinking."

"You thought that you were the boss tonight, but I can put up one good fight."

"I can put on a show."

"This is Heaven in hiding."

"I don't have no time for conversation."

"A girl like me is new for you."

"I can tell you mean it cause you're shaking."

"I'm Heaven in hiding."

"He tried to phone me, but I never have time."

"He said that I never listen, but I don't even try."

"Everywhere I go, I got a million different people tryna' kick it."

"I'm still alone in my mind."

"Baby, as soon as you meet me, you'll wish that you never did."

"I got into some trouble with that drink in my veins."

"I got a problem with parties 'cause it's loud in my brain."

"I can never say sorry 'cause I won't take the blame."

"I know I always go missing."

"You ask why I'm distant,oh, I'm runnin' away."

"I know you're dying to meet me."

"I know you wanna slip under my armor."

"I don't wanna fight right now."

"Been through the ups and the downs with me."

"Got a whole lot of love, but you don't wanna spread it 'round with me."

"Never pick up, never call me."

"You know we're runnin' out of time."

"Need to know that you're mine."

"I want you to love me now or never."

"I'm callin' it a night now."

"Wishin' you were 'round with me, but you're in a different town than me."

"We've been through it all, but you could never spit it out for me."

"Tryna talk to a wall, but you could never tear it down for me."

"I need you to make your mind up."

"I've missed your calls for months it seems."

"Don't realize how mean I can be."

"I can sometimes treat the people that I love like jewelry."

"I didn't mean to try you on."

"I still know your birthday and your mother's favorite song."

"Sorry that I can't believe that anybody ever really starts to fall in love with me."

"Sorry I could be so blind."

"Didn't mean to leave you and all of the things that we had behind."

"I run away when things are good."

"Never really understood the way you laid your eyes on me, in ways that no one ever could."

"So it seems I broke your heart, my ignorance has struck again."

"I failed to see it from the start, and tore you open 'til the end."

"Someone will love you, but someone isn't me."

"There's a place where love conquers all."

"Don't trust the moon, she's always changing."

"The shores bend and break for her and she begs to be loved."

"Nothing here is as it seems."

"Sun is coming up."

"I get the message, you wish I was dead."

"Please don't take this as a threat."

"If you don't love me no more, then lie."

"I'm about four minutes from a heart attack."

"I think you make me a maniac."

"We both been here since we seventeen."

"Here we go, fist fight in a limousine."

"We both hope there's something, but we both keep fronting."

"Damn, if these walls could talk."

"I ain't your baby no more."

"Told my new roommate not to let you in."

"Got a boy back home in Michigan and it tastes like Jack when I'm kissing him."

"I never really liked his friends."

"Now he's gone and he's calling me a bitch again."

"He wants me in the kitchen with a dinner plate."

"I believe that we're meant to be."

"Jealousy gets the best of me."

"I don't mean to frustrate, but I always make the same mistakes."

"I'm bad at love."

"You can't blame me for trying."

"I'd be lyin' sayin' you were the one that could finally fix me."

"Got a girl with California eyes, and I thought that she could really be the one this time."

"I never got the chance to make her mine."

"She fell in love with little thin white lines."

"We never told no one, but we look so cute."

"Both got way better things to do."

"I always think about her when I'm riding through."

"I'm in too deep."

"I don't mean to frustrate."

"I always make the same mistakes."

"I'm bad at love, but you can't blame me for trying."

"You were the one."

"I know that you're afraid I'm gonna walk away."

"I know that you're afraid I'm gonna walk away each time the feeling fades."

"I don't give a damn what you say to me."

"There ain't no time for games with me."

"I'm moving on."

"I am not the type to be out past dawn."

"Can't fuck up my vibe."

"Motherfucker, don't play with me."

"Women don't play no games."

"She doesn't kiss me on the mouth anymore."

"It's more intimate, than she thinks we should get."

"She doesn't look me in the eyes anymore, too scared of what she'll see."

"We're not lovers, we're just strangers."

"She doesn't call me on the phone anymore."

"She doesn't let me have control anymore."

"I must've crossed a line, I must've lost my mind."

"When I wake up all alone, and I'm thinking of your skin, I remember what you told me."

"I miss the mornings with you laying in my bed."

"I miss the thought of a forever, you and me."

"All you're missing is my body."

"We're not lovers, we're just strangers with the same damn hunger to be touched, to be loved, to feel anything at all."

"I woke up to another mess in the living room."

"Conversation's getting hard."

"Nobody seems to ask about me anymore, and nobody seems to care 'bout anything I think."

"Everybody, look at me!"

"I'm faded away, you know, I used to be on fire."

"I'm standin' in the ashes of who I used to be."

"I used to be a darling starlet like a centerpiece, had the whole world wrapped around my ring."

"It's my own anxiety that makes the conversation hard."

"Nobody ever cares 'bout anything I think."

"I should eat my feelings."

"I still let everyone down."

"I'm too much to handle, I shine too bright."

"I don't wanna wake it up; the devil in me."

"Boy, you make it look so easy."

"Promise that I'm gonna call you back in five."

"Yeah, I've known that girl for like my whole life."

"The truth hurts, but secrets kill."

"Still here, there must be something real."

"You know the good die young, but so did this."

"It must be better than I think it is."

"Gimme those eyes, it's easy to forgive."

"You and all your friends all hate me."

"You're better when I'm not around."

"I can't help the way you made me."

"The good die young, but so did this, so it must be better than I think it is."

"I hope hopeless changes over time."

[doubleddenden]

What your favorite pokemon opening says about you

The first: you're nostalgic for simpler times and days and are a sucker for singing in groups. Bonus: if you still jam out to the movie remix, you are probably the coolest among your friend group.

Pokemon World: refined tastes. Underrated, really captures the 90's aesthetic, you SCREAMED when Charizard finally became friends with Ash and 2000 is probably your favorite movie. The movie remix was your jam as a kid and sometimes you can slip it in for a night with the friends.

Johto: you like bops. You do the "do do do do do dooo" thing alongside the singers and ain't ashamed. The movie version is such a relaxed, feel good version that you feel like a kid again and melt off about 15 years of stress off of you. Everyone loves this one, even if they didn't hear of it.

Johto League Challenges: YOU. I like you. You have a lot of good taste. You get goose bumps at the initial guitar riff and basically know the song by heart. This would be your theme song if pokemon championships were like wrestling irl. The movie version, OH THE MOVIE VERSION.

Master Quest: there wasn't an official movie remix but that's okay considering THIS IS QUALITY. You're probably super into the games and probably REALLY love guitar solos.

Advanced: You were robbed of a full version but by God do you know that one minute of awesome by heart. You like new things! You love fresh starts!

Advanced battle: Destiny Deoxys is your favorite movie and nobody can change that. You sing this song in the shower when you remember it and probably REALLY like Grovyle.

Advanced Battle: listen, there was something really special about this era in terms of music and this one was really good. You jam out to the full version whenever it comes on in Lucario and the Mystery of New. Unironically, you thought Lucario was Mewthree or a legendary before they revealed its name.

Battle Frontier: you really know these lyrics very well and Phanpy or Aipom are probably your favs. You're still miffed Pidgeot and Butterfree didn't make guest appearances.

Diamond and Pearl: you're a rare guy my amigo. You really love drums and more hardcore rock. Turtwig is your favorite starter.

The second and third DP op's: lumping these together because you love going on musical journeys, don't you? They cranked it from a soft 6 to a real 12 with these, didn't they? The Darkrai movie is your fav and you would punch Paul for mistreating Chimchar

Sinnoh League Victors: you are such a sucker for underdog stories and CRIED LIKE A BITCH when Infernape and Ash beat Paul and Electivire. You SCREAMED when the only thing to make him lose the league was a guy with a Darkrai and Latios and you're still bitter. You also like drums.

All the BW openings: listen, we are all so mad that the anime wasn't nearly as good as the games. You dig these songs because they honestly sound really good? You're very afraid of country music.

X and Y 1: your previous fav was the first. You unironically jam out super duper hard to this. You liked the reboot movie too.

The others besides the last: you ship Ash and Serena, eh? It's cool dude. You also really like Clemont and a good adventure. (To be honest I don't remember these). You also unironically love Alan and wish we got more mega episodes with him.

XYZ: WE WERE ROBBED! No pokemon Z, Greninja lost to Charizard, GOD DAMN MAN! You unironically screamed and thought just this once the boy might win. The had goose bumps for every fight. You sincerely thought we'd be going Digimon Frontier in gen 7. You also really dig the hype af music, it really makes you feel good. You really like We Will Rock You by Queen.

Alola 1: haven't watched the series much but I've heard these: you really like musical numbers, dontcha? You love goofy stuff and spastic characters, and really like Sun and Moon's anime.

Alola 2: you love Destiny's child and miss music from the 2000's. You're chilled tf out amigo.

Alola 3: you love tropical aesthetics and really want to go to Hawaii. The Lion King is probably your favorite Disney movie