#op is a man btw

[offical-ouroboros]

Franco turns me into a pathetic husk of a person he's literally so pretty I don't understand why people can't see that I love him so much

"He's a bad guy" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THIS IS OUTLAST.

some people who say Franco is so bad are the same to like ppl like Eddie and Trager like... You do know they're in the same boat? Right? You know that right? "Oh the trauma-" BEING A MOB BABY ISN'T TRAUMATIZING??? 😭😭😭

Back to the homosexuality

Franco, please sir, I'm on my fucking knees here, begging you. I'll kiss your damn shoes if I have to I'm JUST asking to be your girlfriend please man I wanna worship the ground you walk on.

[toddfoxglove]

I'll never understand guys who are self conscious about being bigger or thick or even fat.

"I'm sorry I haven't been working out" shut up, you look like a God and I'm here to worship you.

"oh I can't sit on your face, I'm too fat" no Daddy, I'll manage. If I die eating ass, I won't mind.

"but I have a stomach" okay?? Let me lick from your neck to your waist, I'm here for it.

Fat men, big men, thick men are literally the best Doms and I'm not fucking sorry.

[bluemutts]

ive been getting so wet recently its honestly embarassing ..... just scrolling tumblr for an hour this morning had me fucking soaked :(

my asks and dms are open :3

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[reineydraws]

benn is actually praying for himself bc he knows that this is somehow going to turn into his problem 😔🙏

[plasma-packin-mama]

BEACH DAAAAAY @estarii

I added Kim too bc they’re a set do not separate. Also Cuno is here, not caring.

[throwmethroughawindow]

“Come on Zoro, please?”

The hulking form of said man seemed to sag in annoyance at your persistent begging, slowly whittling away at his resolve with each ask but the bottle of sake next to you was a huge bargaining chip for you.

“What the fuck is a body shot anyways?” You had to ebb away the sliver of excitement at his question, already tasting the tequila on your tongue.

“All you have to do is hold a lime in your mouth. I’ll do the rest! And if you let me do this,” you held up the bottle of sake so Zoro could see it “you get this sake i brought specifically for you.”

“Fine.” He grunted and snatched the sake bottle out of your hand before you could react “but I’m taking this now.”

You shrug, not really caring as you take in the expanse of his chiseled chest. His body was perfectly honed and looked like it was made out of marble, felt like it too. Reaching over, you pour a shot of tequila and grab the salt and turn to face Zoro. His gaze was enough to make you want to sink to your knees and worship the ground he walks on, licking and sucking as much as he lets yo-

“Well?” His gaze cut down on you like a blade, shaking you out of your thoughts and making your heart and pussy throb “are you going to do this body shot so i can go back to drinking or what?”

“Well… there’s one tiny little detail I didn’t tell you. I need to lick a part of your body to put salt on for the tequila.”

A red blush dusted Zoro’s tanned cheeks as he seemed to falter for words, stammering “w-what the hell? Are you some kind of pervert? Why the hell do you wanna lick me?! Just take some out of the shaker!” You rolled your eyes at him, pushing closer to him as you grab tug on his open button up shirt playfully.

“That’s what a body shot is! It’ll be quick I promise. One little lick and some salt and we’re done!” You trailed your fingers over his abdomen, marveling at his solid body and the slight twitch it did at your soft touches.

“Fine! But hurry up, okay pervert!? Acting like that damn lovesick cook, wanting to lick-“

Zoro couldn’t help the loud moan as the feeling of a wet tongue licking across his very sensitive nipple. Glancing down, he caught your look of surprise at his reaction

“Why the hell are you licking my nipple!? You really are a fucking pervert!” His yelling didn’t really phase you because the only sound in your head was the sound of his pretty moan, how guttural and deep it was… not to mention how the sound went straight to your pussy.

“I’m done playing your stupid-“ Before Zoro could finish you latched your mouth around his nipple, nipping at it and sucking; doing anything to hear him moan again. To hear this huge Herculean man groan above because you licked his nipple was mind-blowing and completely erotic.

Sucking a little harder, you let out a small whimper as he panted and moaned above you; wrapping his hands in your hair to wrench your head away from his nipple as he set you with a hard glare. You whimpered again when you looked down and caught sight of his hard cock, trying to press closer to him to feel it against you.

“God you’re acting like a slut. Didn’t know you wanted my cock so bad,” Zoro had a mean smirk on his blush covered face, trailing his tongue over his sharp canines as he took in your blown out pupils and jutted bottom lip. “Makes me want to fuck you right here in the stupid cooks kitchen to show you who holds the power in this relationship.”

Thank you @terarria-sunflower for encouraging me to expand on this bc u said I could change u into a Zoro girly😭😭😫😫😫🩷 love you pookie

[chinelacanta]

they’re yuri to me 💜🏳️‍🌈

[offical-ouroboros]

just finished the penguin show absolutely do not leave me alone with that man the rollercoaster of emotions that show gave the fact every episode had me crying THE MOTHER. FUCKING. AUDACITY. OF THAT ENDING. (SOME BIG SPOILERS + INSANE ROMANTIC and nsfw? HC RAMBLES UNDER CUT)

abyways would also just like to mention oz is definitely unhinged as a lover im sorry I refuse his canon "lover" ESPECIALLY?? WITH WHAT ENDS UP HAPPENING WITH HER? j mean come ON OSWALD I'M RIGHT. HERE!!! bros taking too much copium.

He's so obviously got abandonment issues and is possessive/obsessive as hell. I'm sorry it's just the truth. Between that one bathroom scene where he deadass threatens Vic with a gun and gets all teary eyed at the idea of him leaving to his whole. Oh idk. KILLING HIS OWN BROTHERS SO HE COULD HAVE ALL OF HIS MOTHER'S AFFECTION. You cannot tell me there aren't some unhealthy aspects to how he'd act with someone he cares about. You just can't.

Regardless still smash that mentally ill traumatized older man he's so fine. I can copium too.

Speaking of said relationships, he totally has a praise kink. Both ways. But jesus fuck, just validate him and tell him you love him. He'll definitely melt.

[mossphorescent]

The Akatsuki? More like the Acekatsuki. Ha ha. Ha . ha haha. *Gets shot but does NOT die, as my super cool and based opinions have made me invincible*

[rachedurst]

anyways i love you people that are both gay and straight, in whatever way that presents. being nonbinary often can mean a complicated relationship to sexuality and how one perceives it within the societal restrictions of homo and heterosexual, and i think bridging those definitions and having "contradictory" labels like lesboy or whatever is really cool. i support and stan he/him lesbians or butch lesbians or she/her gay men or femme gays or she/he pronoun users and whatever else, be it cis or trans or both. if you feel like youre both cis and trans that also rocks. dont let people force you back into a binary within the queer community, stay strong!

[marstectomy]

equivalent exchange u lose a stim toy but you gain flat

[coremichael]

never done this before but I'm genuinely curious bc, again, my brother and I were talking about transformers one and we're basically on the same page about how old we think the cogless workers are but I saw some comments that made me think my opinion is a hot take? lol

[raprockcity]

initially gonna be smthn entirely different but i gave up in favor of something more complex LOL

[relaxxattack]

rereading the hivebent commentary makes me so annoyed that people are never really willing to analyze the actual effects that alternian culture clearly had on every troll, especially the highbloods. pretty much the only troll who ever actually gets taken in the context of her upbringing is vriska.

no one ever seems willing to think about the character arcs of trolls like equius and terezi, who are also bluebloods with extremely hypocritical and toxic understandings of the people around them-- equius is boiled down to a gross creep who is just like that naturally and definitely didn't get it from his society in any way, whilst terezi is scrubbed of virtually all her flaws and turned into a strange sort of based love interest character who is all about being gay and too cool to be tricked by any of the alternian propaganda. quadrants? classism? how silly! terezi would never believe in stupid shit like that. she's quirky! and GAY!

despite the fact that equius and terezi both obviously have much, much more to their personalities than that-- and the alternian empire is informing way more dangerous things about these kid's beliefs than "kiss annoying people".

[dhajetii]

mirror selfies for Kerry this time!