#op is a man btw

[offical-ouroboros]

Franco turns me into a pathetic husk of a person he's literally so pretty I don't understand why people can't see that I love him so much

"He's a bad guy" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THIS IS OUTLAST.

some people who say Franco is so bad are the same to like ppl like Eddie and Trager like... You do know they're in the same boat? Right? You know that right? "Oh the trauma-" BEING A MOB BABY ISN'T TRAUMATIZING??? 😭😭😭

Back to the homosexuality

Franco, please sir, I'm on my fucking knees here, begging you. I'll kiss your damn shoes if I have to I'm JUST asking to be your girlfriend please man I wanna worship the ground you walk on.

[toddfoxglove]

I'll never understand guys who are self conscious about being bigger or thick or even fat.

"I'm sorry I haven't been working out" shut up, you look like a God and I'm here to worship you.

"oh I can't sit on your face, I'm too fat" no Daddy, I'll manage. If I die eating ass, I won't mind.

"but I have a stomach" okay?? Let me lick from your neck to your waist, I'm here for it.

Fat men, big men, thick men are literally the best Doms and I'm not fucking sorry.

[bluemutts]

ive been getting so wet recently its honestly embarassing ..... just scrolling tumblr for an hour this morning had me fucking soaked :(

my asks and dms are open :3

[reineydraws]

benn is actually praying for himself bc he knows that this is somehow going to turn into his problem 😔🙏

[plasma-packin-mama]

BEACH DAAAAAY @estarii

I added Kim too bc they’re a set do not separate. Also Cuno is here, not caring.

[throwmethroughawindow]

“Come on Zoro, please?”

The hulking form of said man seemed to sag in annoyance at your persistent begging, slowly whittling away at his resolve with each ask but the bottle of sake next to you was a huge bargaining chip for you.

“What the fuck is a body shot anyways?” You had to ebb away the sliver of excitement at his question, already tasting the tequila on your tongue.

“All you have to do is hold a lime in your mouth. I’ll do the rest! And if you let me do this,” you held up the bottle of sake so Zoro could see it “you get this sake i brought specifically for you.”

“Fine.” He grunted and snatched the sake bottle out of your hand before you could react “but I’m taking this now.”

You shrug, not really caring as you take in the expanse of his chiseled chest. His body was perfectly honed and looked like it was made out of marble, felt like it too. Reaching over, you pour a shot of tequila and grab the salt and turn to face Zoro. His gaze was enough to make you want to sink to your knees and worship the ground he walks on, licking and sucking as much as he lets yo-

“Well?” His gaze cut down on you like a blade, shaking you out of your thoughts and making your heart and pussy throb “are you going to do this body shot so i can go back to drinking or what?”

“Well… there’s one tiny little detail I didn’t tell you. I need to lick a part of your body to put salt on for the tequila.”

A red blush dusted Zoro’s tanned cheeks as he seemed to falter for words, stammering “w-what the hell? Are you some kind of pervert? Why the hell do you wanna lick me?! Just take some out of the shaker!” You rolled your eyes at him, pushing closer to him as you grab tug on his open button up shirt playfully.

“That’s what a body shot is! It’ll be quick I promise. One little lick and some salt and we’re done!” You trailed your fingers over his abdomen, marveling at his solid body and the slight twitch it did at your soft touches.

“Fine! But hurry up, okay pervert!? Acting like that damn lovesick cook, wanting to lick-“

Zoro couldn’t help the loud moan as the feeling of a wet tongue licking across his very sensitive nipple. Glancing down, he caught your look of surprise at his reaction

“Why the hell are you licking my nipple!? You really are a fucking pervert!” His yelling didn’t really phase you because the only sound in your head was the sound of his pretty moan, how guttural and deep it was… not to mention how the sound went straight to your pussy.

“I’m done playing your stupid-“ Before Zoro could finish you latched your mouth around his nipple, nipping at it and sucking; doing anything to hear him moan again. To hear this huge Herculean man groan above because you licked his nipple was mind-blowing and completely erotic.

Sucking a little harder, you let out a small whimper as he panted and moaned above you; wrapping his hands in your hair to wrench your head away from his nipple as he set you with a hard glare. You whimpered again when you looked down and caught sight of his hard cock, trying to press closer to him to feel it against you.

“God you’re acting like a slut. Didn’t know you wanted my cock so bad,” Zoro had a mean smirk on his blush covered face, trailing his tongue over his sharp canines as he took in your blown out pupils and jutted bottom lip. “Makes me want to fuck you right here in the stupid cooks kitchen to show you who holds the power in this relationship.”

Thank you @terarria-sunflower for encouraging me to expand on this bc u said I could change u into a Zoro girly😭😭😫😫😫🩷 love you pookie

[chinelacanta]

they’re yuri to me 💜🏳️‍🌈

[mossphorescent]

The Akatsuki? More like the Acekatsuki. Ha ha. Ha . ha haha. *Gets shot but does NOT die, as my super cool and based opinions have made me invincible*

[rachedurst]

anyways i love you people that are both gay and straight, in whatever way that presents. being nonbinary often can mean a complicated relationship to sexuality and how one perceives it within the societal restrictions of homo and heterosexual, and i think bridging those definitions and having "contradictory" labels like lesboy or whatever is really cool. i support and stan he/him lesbians or butch lesbians or she/her gay men or femme gays or she/he pronoun users and whatever else, be it cis or trans or both. if you feel like youre both cis and trans that also rocks. dont let people force you back into a binary within the queer community, stay strong!

[offical-ouroboros]

just finished the penguin show absolutely do not leave me alone with that man the rollercoaster of emotions that show gave the fact every episode had me crying THE MOTHER. FUCKING. AUDACITY. OF THAT ENDING. (SOME BIG SPOILERS + INSANE ROMANTIC and nsfw? HC RAMBLES UNDER CUT)

abyways would also just like to mention oz is definitely unhinged as a lover im sorry I refuse his canon "lover" ESPECIALLY?? WITH WHAT ENDS UP HAPPENING WITH HER? j mean come ON OSWALD I'M RIGHT. HERE!!! bros taking too much copium.

He's so obviously got abandonment issues and is possessive/obsessive as hell. I'm sorry it's just the truth. Between that one bathroom scene where he deadass threatens Vic with a gun and gets all teary eyed at the idea of him leaving to his whole. Oh idk. KILLING HIS OWN BROTHERS SO HE COULD HAVE ALL OF HIS MOTHER'S AFFECTION. You cannot tell me there aren't some unhealthy aspects to how he'd act with someone he cares about. You just can't.

Regardless still smash that mentally ill traumatized older man he's so fine. I can copium too.

Speaking of said relationships, he totally has a praise kink. Both ways. But jesus fuck, just validate him and tell him you love him. He'll definitely melt.

[marstectomy]

equivalent exchange u lose a stim toy but you gain flat

[raprockcity]

initially gonna be smthn entirely different but i gave up in favor of something more complex LOL

[relaxxattack]

rereading the hivebent commentary makes me so annoyed that people are never really willing to analyze the actual effects that alternian culture clearly had on every troll, especially the highbloods. pretty much the only troll who ever actually gets taken in the context of her upbringing is vriska.

no one ever seems willing to think about the character arcs of trolls like equius and terezi, who are also bluebloods with extremely hypocritical and toxic understandings of the people around them-- equius is boiled down to a gross creep who is just like that naturally and definitely didn't get it from his society in any way, whilst terezi is scrubbed of virtually all her flaws and turned into a strange sort of based love interest character who is all about being gay and too cool to be tricked by any of the alternian propaganda. quadrants? classism? how silly! terezi would never believe in stupid shit like that. she's quirky! and GAY!

despite the fact that equius and terezi both obviously have much, much more to their personalities than that-- and the alternian empire is informing way more dangerous things about these kid's beliefs than "kiss annoying people".

[dreamytfw]

Not liking Cas because he let Sam out of the panic room in s4 and no one ever found out sure is... a choice. For a few of reasons.

a) Cas was under direct orders from Heaven at the time. He hadn't fully rebelled yet. And it was either carry out orders or be killed. Cas really didn't have a choice. And after he'd rebelled in s5, he didn't let Sam out of the panic room

b) Dean said he'd let Sam die in that panic room. He let Sam's hallucinations torture him. The detox Dean tried to do was cruel and inhumane, and can very easily be read as retaliation for Sam "choosing" Ruby over Dean (note: this does not mean it is the ONLY reading. And regardless of if you subscribe to the retaliation reading, the conditions Dean put Sam in were still cruel and inhumane). Hating Cas for letting Sam out of abusive, cruel, and inhumane conditions, but not hating Dean for doing that to Sam in the first place. Hm. Interesting.

c) This is a Doyalist reason rather than a Watsonian one, but it's still worth bringing up imo. From a writing perspective, I'm not sure who else was going to let Sam out. Demons can't open the door, so Ruby or even Lilith aren't options. iirc Dean and Bobby are the only humans that know Sam is in there, and they're not going to let him out because they've convinced themselves this is the right thing to do. Uriel's dead, and Anna's off doing her own thing. There literally was not another character who could have let Sam out. And the writers had to let Sam out to let the plot move forward. Like, if anyone can think of another character that was available, let me know. But just from a writing stand point, I literally cannot think of who else would have been able to let Sam out.

d) Blood freak Sam is extremely hot, so really, we should be thanking Cas for letting him be a feral little guy.

If people want to be mad at Cas, I can't stop them. But hating him for letting Sam out of the panic room in s4 is, imo, one of the dumbest and most inconsistent reasons. Dean was literally torturing Sam to death, but sure, yeah, let's be mad at the guy who was being forced under penalty of death to let Sam out. Like what kind of logic??

[scalpelsister]

dark justiciar shadowheart is genuinely so interesting to me as like... a facet to her character. like it really hammers home how desperate she is for shar's love and affection (+ the validation and love from other worshipers of shar). like in a lot of ways I get that it seems shocking to others / some fans because it really does contradict some of the morals we see her express BUT imo that just speaks to the level of desperation she feels. her comments on how shar "must" love her for her to survive the shadowcursed lands, or the bit where she talks about shar nurturing her and loving her and sounds... almost more like shes trying to convince herself more than shes trying to convince you. theres a bit about other sharrans not thinking she had earned her name, and of course the mother superior not thinking she was ready / worthy of being a dark justiciar. like shes just so completely desperate to feel unconditionally and securely loved, and to earn the approval of others that shes entirely willing to injure herself in the process (as well as.... the people who actually love her, of course).

not to mention that mechanically, afaik, she can only end up there if shes encouraged to by the player. ie... she needs to know someone else approves.

[rodeoromeo]

pictures of bob dylan in his welding studio to make you . to make oyu . i cant do this