#oops idc anymore tho

[asocialangel]

Rituals 🕯️

uhhh my rules post got deleted so this is me making another one expect i'm gonna put nearly as much effort so it aint gon b cute ANYWAY:

ꕥ what i write for:

animes:

blue lock, mha, haikyuu, fire force, fruit's basket, saiki k, naruto, wathever, honestly just shoot ur shot cause i've watched an embarassing amount of anime...

kpop:

so ion write for kpop much anymore these days but: i'm a huge gg fan so ask away, as for boys groups i'll stick with ot7 wayv, skz and that's it >u<. My faves are twice loona (fuck bbc) stayc tripleS and tri.be ! No smut for kpop tho !!! makes me feel very icky

ꕥ what i DON'T write for:

unnesessary violence

immoral basic things like ped0filia, inc3st, 5exual 4ssault, you name it...

minors are automatically aged up even if it's just fluff !!! idc !!

uh anything with furries and alphaverse or whatever, sending love to you guys i just don't know anything about it so lemme stick w ma thangs

i'm not very familiar with writing amab!readers so i might not do it i'm not sure tho so try ur luck if you really want to (i usually go for gn and sometimes afab)

i think that's it ?? anyway if ur ask makes me uncomfy i'll just ignore it oops but yahhh come at me with crazy kinks cause i'm open minded (reminder i'm aroace so the irony huh ? Yes i will write for your piss kink idgaf).

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ASK AWAYYYY~~~~

With love, ayïna.

[mini-faust]

autumnal asks - harvest, jack o lantern, and cider

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

Idk if he counts but Tim Sutton on god. If not maybe like Ive Spice? I realize these are 2 VERY different answers but different people in here have different answers, main host says either of those tho (they're like a shape shifter)

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

I've grown 2 be much more of a picky eater over the years, more often then not I dislike more foods now than as a child (like veggies, most give me sensory issues now) But, I use 2 LOVE sweets as a kid (couldn't have candy or anything, diabetes and like- a "health" obessed father) So like the rare occasion I could I'd eat any and all, bit anymore a lotta stuff sweets wise I use 2 like just make me sick now or I simply find 2 sweet.

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

Oh. Anon, you poor sweet innocent thing. As Already stated shits fucked and I simply cannot choose one bc I have SO much 2 say.

So, I kin WAY 2 many people, I like lowkey dress them change whole aspects of myself bc of them kinda way of kin. So there's a couple of major ones, also being the most at different times from earliest 2 now:

1. Puppet & Mangle from FNAF

2. Ticci Toby

3. Will Cipher

4. Jack-O' Valentine

I have like 50 kins, it's a lot- these are some of the biggest and most important 2 me tho (also honorary mention 2 Tim Wright from Marble Hornets, I love him sm- why is everyone a coward 2 make bitches fat honestly. Tim Sutton (the actor who played Tim Wright) is so fucking valid and like- thank u sir for ur contributions 2 the world- anyway yea-)

SO, These fictional characters are here for a multitude of reasons,

1. As already stated main host is a shape shifter of sorts, and by that I specifically mean their a mirror that's reflects and refracts, also a doll, meaning they often times just- heavily imprint on characters, and like they can usually sway of its just reflecting vs it altering who they are, they can't likd- choose- but I digress anyway- main host has like lore? way 2 much lore actually- but they're a fictive- its complicated as hell, but they're a fictive of Will Cipher, but they didn't know that originally and a took a HOT minute 2 figure that out, cuz originally the body was way 2 into FNAF, and with how the body is and processes things- robots? fucking dead children souls in robots? a whole mood. Massive mood- especially w/ Puppet being regreful/vengeful and Mangle not rlly being alive in the way everyone else way- very r/iam14andthisisverydeep or whatever but idc, it helped me get through trauma and life and made me happy also the music from the community slaps. So those are the main reasons for mangle & puppet, like the main host literally being a doll (who sometimes has robot limbs, and oops I forgot 2 mention theyre mute and blind- they like have a voice box they just don't always like using it and the blind thing is a whole fucking story-) but yea voice box, being all fucked up physically and mentally? mood 10/10 can't wait for the fnaf movie (Also why those 2 instead of any others is bc like- this was really early on- like what literally only game 2- so maybe 2017? oh my god I'm old- anyway slightly off topic but toy Bonnie is gender as hell)

Ok uhh- Ticci Toby- OH my god the things 2 say, I didn't even mention in the lady part but tics n twitching??? such a thing for us. Especially the host. They cry a lot and generally get overstimmed really easily- and idk what exactly causes it but boy do they tick and twitch, also he's how we found out were trans so oops- um- idk his backstory is a like a mood, we share a decent amount of disorders- and generally his fanon (and maybe canon idk or care, like fuck kastoway) are pretty much a vibe 2 how the main host was for a while- and 2 some degree still is, there's def other reasons tho, like he was the most similar and human in the fandom, he also has a lotta features they really enjoy (curly brown hair, freckles (depending) that like almost sickly white- OH also hachets??? hello??? and his mask??? gender as fuck. Wish I looked that good oh my god. There's just so many reason, he was one of the first pastas I fell in love with, one of the first really I ever even saw. He's like- bi polar like me and idk, I just really enjoy that. He's got enough backstory so that he has a general vibe but hcs can run wild, and still fit. I really hate how childish he's treated tho, I love him as a kin bc he's childish but also not? he's not mature in the slightest but he's not stupid and definitely can hold his own, with lots of character depth. Also his fear of Cars gets more and more relatable (ive been nearly in so many accidents I refuse 2 get a license)

these aren't as on depth as I probably want them 2 be but I don't know I'm comfortable sharing

🖤🖤🎃 Jack-O' Valentine

Silly girl

so gender

so cool, she's got a sort of DID which we love, she's been multiple people and fucked and all these things but in the end she's happy and learning 2 he herself (whatever she decides that is) She fucking blew up Japan tho sorta? gg lore is something else- also Justice her previous form having a massive blue cock is infinitely funny (Justice is a massive mecha, totally pegged sol-) But yea, jacko loves halloween is like 70s inspired is motivating cute and generally such a good character? God. I could not reccomend a character and fandom more, gg is incredibly cool and diverse, and jacko's no different. she's diverse in other ways besides gender, race, identity, I mean she is a white (I think-) woman, probably bisexual idk, but she's got a lot of complexity 2 her w/ having identity issues n shit bc she's part a whole different person, who she was originally meant 2 be, but shit got fucky and ow that's Relatable, her tryna see the best in it all tho? love that- she's so silly as well it's great- and is loved by the person she was supposed 2 be's husband? who loves her for her? goals. also just- her kids so cool lmao I love dizzy-

I'm getting dizzy rn and need my meds hope this was enough for u xx

[vyvesvi]

wow okay last one before the finale...live reacting to the twitter thread

ep 10 -⚠️ ELIMINATION SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT ⚠️

as soon as i saw haruka 19...it's over isn't it

suzu 14...saw that coming oops

SAKAGUCHI RINO TWELVE WE ARE SOOOOO BACK OMG

keiko dropping to 11 ou was just getting used to her too

iida shizuku...10...people who are keeping up with japanese fans saw this coming but i for one did not! can i have justice for MY nugu picks pretty please?

kokoro 8...i must admit i giggled

kokona gets the award for most stable rank lol

praying it's ran & momona for 1&2 i think either of them would be great honestly (altho ran is my girlie ofc)

tsuzumi SAFE! (duh)

need tsukushi to sneak in real bad this is all so unfairr

ayane 5th queen we love you

actually holy shit rinon hasn't been called yet.......or joa (maybe her push was too obvious)......

it's time to say goodbye to sakura, serina, tsukushi, mena, kokona 1, probably yui............

woahhhhhh rinon top 4 😭 girlie is DEBUTING

i think 1 momona 2 ran 3 rinon 4 miu maybe

and ran & rinon are top 4 without benefits who else smiled 😁

ran 4th oh....but without benefits!

rinon 3rd slay

theyre 81,000 votes apart oh dear...ran centerism was fun while it lasted

i wonder if any keiko fans switched to rinon

exoecting suzu to rise in the finale but idk how high...her & kokoro fans r abt to panic vote especially hard i think

wait holy shit.

holy shit.

WHERE ARE NAGOMI AND HINA??????????

yui ill miss you so bad go to mdh queen

okay momona #1 as expected

wild

hina's not even a candidate for 20............

joa/serina/kagura/nagomi...this is terrible

dpmo. (they pissed me off)

this is fucked with my luck she'll be 11th in the finale good lord

i dont dislike all of the ppl im abt to mention but how do haruka kagura and rio keep sneaking in. haruka is cute and clearly has a crazy one pick but over hina & nagomi is CRAZY. rio literally hasn't said a word all season like i know absolutely nothing abt her even tho she's top 20 & i make it my business to learn abt every single contestant like

anyways this is current top 11

i have very few thoughts. im scared rino's one pick might not be strong enough but im praying for a sukai/keigo story. i wouldn't care if 2.5 people here dropped honestly. it's a shame nano had a scandal bc i would've liked a slightly more mature direction for this group and now it probably wont happen.

i expect shizuku to drop & maaaaybe rin too but we'll see. everyone else is pretty solid though.

ou the finale airs 9pm friday the 15th for me...expecting no ep on thursday or a recap ep maybe?

just waiting for the ranks of the other 15 and then ill finally go to sleep

oh the finale songs (sozo ijo & choppy choppy)

rino wanted subvocal 2 for sozo but rin moved her to rapper 2...dpmo

kokoro subvocal 2 for choppy...ik the top girls r afraid of angering kokoro stans but cmon this cant be...

momoka we love you but you didn't pick smart...but then again itd always be a what if if she didn't put her #1 choice

ran rap #1 on choppy is funny

wonder if someome will move ayane to main vocal

miu immediately did exactly that only for momona to make ayane sub vocal 6 on the other song..........oh uhm. girl you know you have to debut together right 😭

it doesn't matter anymore i suppose but ayane stans are gonna hold this grudge for a bit

rinon didn't have to move keiko imo but we move

well this was a mess. part of the reason rino has been struggling is bc she started out focusing on rap when she's a great vocalist. and now she's rapping in the finale. it doesn't matter that much at all but damn

thelma is very cute :( we needed sugai hidenori here too tho i miss his passion and unique vocal techniques

yumeki crying lmfao...

ranks finally out

SERINA 21??????? 21???????? SHE WAS SO CLOSE AND NEARLY DEFEATED THE EVIL OMG........

joa 22, nagomi 23, hina 26...no one saw that coming idc what anyone says

i think joa's push was too obvious with run run

ayano 24, sakura 28, yui 25, tsukushi 27...all such a shame

i think yoshida hana (30) will get scouted though 🙏

i was so convinced mena was gonna be big during preshow...all for 31.

the rest is pretty expected honestly, i think kokona's eye contact battle got her this far which is hilarious bc that's totally what made me pay attention to her

in conclusion im sick to my stomach goodnight everyone

pd 101 japan picks & commentary (3)

preshow & ep 1

ep 2 - ep 5

ep 6 general commentary

this ep was kind of lowkey. not really sure how i feel about the team selection being entirely determined by rank - pretty sad that karen & momoka, amongst others, probably wont get to show their actual main abilities

the teams that performed were hero, shine a light, wa da da, & run run. ranking: run run > hero ≥ wa da da > shine a light. i don't really like the song choices (songs that already have choreo for a dance round, only one non-idol dance song, plus the singers/producers for that song helped arrange all of the vocal performances? makes me wonder if the final group will be getting a LAS song) but at least theyre all in japanese this time (for the vocal & rap groups at least)

run run: good performance but i have a few gripes. 1 - why was it worth more points? they said that the choreo was harder but the whole mission was for the girls to create choreo so... i dont actually expect that the trainees on these shows are doing all the arranging and writing and choreography themselves (much less on pd japan where virtually no one has a trainee background) but the whole set up of the mission kind of says the quiet part loud, you know? 2 - the distribution was a complete mess. loved joa as the center but the rest were basically backup dancers...for a choreo that theyre ostensibly creating themselves the difference in screentime between each person just doesnt make sense. and that was reflected in all of the ranks apart from yuuki & yurara i think. storyline: i found the koto/yuki storyline pretty meh. joa did actually do better than both of them so...? still, in another series this wouldve had a massive conflict edit & im glad pdj doesn't really do that. sad mitsuki & serina didn't get much screentime, i think mitsuki should've gone for antifragile actually, she needed to be on a team where the styling would've worked with her & allowed her to show more of a charming side on stage (friend that i watched LOVED her in cheer up, made me pause to figure out who the "gorgeous regina george lookalike" was.)

hero: ando yui is my daughter but i have to admit that she has a tendency towards shouting some notes. still, i feel like she has a ton of potential and im glad that she got to redeem herself after the audition. tsuzumi is basically in and she 100% knows it, so it's interesting to see how she's dealing with it. more than anyone else in the top it seems to really be impacting her, but she also seems to have a lot of close friends on the show who understand & are supporting her. to be honest, i usually don't like contestants like mayu but...idk. i see a lot in her but im not sure why. it seems like voters are starting to get serious so her rank has dropped a lot but i i'll miss her when she's eliminated. i hope there's some opportunity for her beyond the show.

wa da da: kind of sick that no one chose wa da da 😭 the stage was pretty messy in my opinion but mana did great, she's such a performer. personally ranka isnt one of my picks but i like her intensity a lot & she definitely deserved her rank. i don't think this is her moment exactly but i could see her being recruited somewhere after this. she would suit a kind of dramatic vibe. karen is interesting to me because while she doesn't dance well i found that she really fit the stage. i also love her attitude. there's no way she won't rise but im not sure that itll be enough. last and least,

shine a light: im a big jo1 fan but i knew this wasn't gonna go great from the outset. the energy of the original song is part of what makes it so good so the fact that they removed that.....i also think it's kind of notable that hina said that she didn't want it to be a ballad and was kind of steamrolled........anyways. we saw the performance. i've always said that i wanted hazuki to get more screentime & establish herself and this was her chance but...rip. from the second her voice cracked it was over for the whole team. every single person messed up except for hina. i know that this wasn't a super strong vocal group but it's so sad that they did the worse they've ever done on stage. i expect hina's rank to continue to rise, and hazuki in particular will fall (not because she was the worse but because she has the smallest fanbase & isnt insulated from mistakes like some of the top contestants). curious about what will happen with chiharu because honestly...no one really expected her to sing super well and she was gorgeous so. we'll see

member commentary

change is always possible but this is my stable top 4. rino & ran's teams weren't in this episode but it's a very good sign that rino still got screentime singing well & being a good leader. not thrilled that her rank dropped (14 → 17) and there are a lot of strong contenders in the early teens right now. in truth, i think some of them would be a much better fit for a spin off project (which have much higher success rates than the ones from korean produce) & rino would make more sense in top 11 but that's neither here nor there.

mana, as i said earlier did sooooo well in wadada, although im curious as to what she would've picked had she been given a real choice. im hoping her rank will rise - she didn't get a push in this ep but she was significantly more visible than a lot of her teammates so fingers crossed.

serina is just a good [potential] idol. i was surprised that she went for dance since her vocals are what i noticed first but she pulled off run run well. i wouldve picked shine a light or even antifragile for her though. unfortunately she got very little screentime & storyline but i'm sure run run will win so maybe that 20k will help maintain her spot.

standouts in this ep

not gonna break it down again but yeah. love the girlies love the vibes

other thoughts

call me crazy but im so so sure that these three will be recruited by lapone for a gg after the show. with the top 11 having skewing less cute im hoping that this becomes a reality bc these three fit eachother more than they fit momona/nano/ran/rin/etc. oda aruha (and maybe moro anon) would be here too but alas.

people i'd like to have seen in this ep

rin is riding a wave right now and she needs momentum to stay top 11. looking at the ranks now, kokona dropped 10 places (19 → 29) 🙃 rinon & ayano are fine, but i wanted to see them keep momentum as well. i like akiyama ema for some reason but to survive she desperately needs screentime and a good performance. I'm even more worried about tsukushi - her dropping from 18th to 31st after doing incredibly well is kind of insane. what i've said about tsukushi needing a storyline in the past still stands. i can already tell that her part in bijin will be great but with rinon & keiko im not sure what her screentime potential is.

ep 6 voting list

no surprises here, although im not sure what the voting has been reduced to? if it's only 5 i'd have to go with mana, rino, rin, serina, and then alternate kokona, yui, and mayu. i know that the "this person is safe so i wont vote for them" logic is flawed but i can't help it. good thing intl fans cant vote so this isn't a real concern! 🤪 /s

ep 6 semi-realistic top 11

only change is that i replaced kokona with joa. i have to say, im not thrilled about how many "givens" there are this season. it's not that i dislike them but it makes for a kind of boring top 11, at least until we get to 1 & 2 pick voting. rin was a nice surprise but i think the production has been pretty mask off about their picks. interestingly, i think it might bite them in the butt that momona & kokoro in particular don't actually get that much screentime. for people who are seeing them through the show for the first time (and also dont keep up with twitter discourse) probably feel that their ranks came out of nowhere. ran has gotten good screentime but she's definitely also buoyed by her original fanbase. miu, joa, & tsuzumi have good screentime & storylines so when joa goes up to top 11 i won't be surprised. rin had a good storyline so she makes sense. ayane doesn't get very much screentime but her voice does the brunt of the work. nano is a (capable) visual pick but she doesn't have a storyline. suzu has had a fanbase since the theme song but i expect her to fall a little honestly. we'll see. keiko is new to the top 11 this ep, i hope they reveal the actual ranks this time because that will influence my thoughts. keiko has great screentime and a litle bit of storyline so her rising makes sense. kokona is interesting to me because her rank is so stable based on not very much honestly. i don't dislike her but her lack of expressiveness on stage is probably something they'll try to build a storyline out of later.

i have a lot of confidence that rino will debut elsewhere after this but in the interest of creating a group i would actually like...

[chaoticlesbiansoyeon]

sf9 masterpost (kinda? i tried)

@sugasfatgf heres ur post binch

aight so basic info:

They were created from survival show Dance or Band. SF9 debuted October 5th 2016 w Fanfare. They’re a 9 member group from FNC Entertainment. the fandom name is Fantasy (meaning  Future Accompany Next Together Affect SF9 You) yeppers. 

LINKS

twitter

instagram

sf9 vlive / neoz dance school vlive 

PROFILE

YOUNGBIN (Kim Youngbin): 

born November 23rd 1993

leader, rapper, and dancer

he’s lowkey an Embarrassing Dad™

v touchy w chani, loves giving skinship 

Thrill Junkie™ - loves roller coasters

INSEONG (Kim Inseong):

born July 12th 1993 

main vocalist, dancer, and eldest member

he studied in London for a year and speaks english fluently!!

calls himself a fennec fox (furry)

JAEYOON (Lee Jaeyoon)

born August 9th 1994

lead vocalist and dancer

v bright personality, i call him honey bunches of oats bc hes sweet

says his butt is his charming point (he’s not wrong v nice booty)

DAWON (Lee Sanghyuk)

born July 24th 1995

lead vocalist and dancer

v goofy, and such a jokester omg

was the male lead in AOA Cream “I’m Jelly Baby”

ZUHO (Baek Juho)

born July 4th 1996

main rapper and dancer

has a low voice, sees himself as sexy i think

seems cold and abt Thug Life, but is v sweet and shy what a bab

ROWOON (Kim Seokwoo) 

born August 7th 1996 

main vocalist, dancer and visual

is a Certified Mom Friend™ 

he cooks the best 

he’s on Lipstick Prince rn i think (or at least was on it)

gr8 at making ladies swoon tbh

TAEYANG (Yoo Taeyang)

born February 28th 1997

main dancer and main vocalist

his name means sunshine and truly reflects him tbh

good at sexy dancing and being Extra™

he did the lil flip in Roar it was lit y’all omg 

HWIYOUNG (Kim Youngkyun)

born May 11th 1999

rapper, supporting vocalist and dancer

he exercises a fuck ton like what da heck

does kickboxing and kicked dawon and the mc of The Immigration in the butt (its hurts a lot apparently he stronk)

seems cool, is dorky i think he cried bc it was cold out once

CHANI (Kang Chanhee) 

born January 17th 2000

vocalist, main dancer, rapper and the youngest 

he has such a deeper voice than he should and it #HurtsMyHort

he can play piano n violin and has been in multiple dramas (Signal is his most recognized role i think)

he keeps falling asleep on the other member’s beds when he’s too tired to walk to his own wow

A Certified Asshole™ but like in an endearing way 

goodness gracious i love chani

gotta finish this before #ChaniLoveHours starts up again 

ONTO MUSIC VIDEOS NOW BIH (im linking the official channel or fnc’s)

2016 (debut) - Fanfare (performance ver./ regular dance practice/ dance practice sweet ver./ MAMA performance ver.)

2016 (debut album) - K.O (neoz school ver. / suit ver.)

2016 - So Beautiful ( i can’t remember what this was for sorry)

2017 - Roar (performance ver./ dance practice/ dance practice sweet ver./ slow n fast ver. )

2017 - Still My Lady (chinese ver. / dance practice/ dance practice touch ver.)

2017 - Easy Love ( dance practice )

COVERS/ORIGINAL WORKS BIH!! (i only have youtube links idk where some of these come from oops)

HER 

I NEED U

Fire Truck + I NEED U + HER 

Boy In Luv 

I Hope

Loner

Step by Step

Heart Attack 

Excuse Me

MISCELLANEOUS VIDS I LOVE

The Immigration (this ep was so funny im crying; this is where hwiyoung kicked ass literally lmfao)

THIS IS A VID WHERE THEY RIDE ROLLERCOASTERS WHILE SOMPLETING MISSIONS ITS HILARIOUS

Here’s a compilation of their self written profiles

THE ASMR VERSION OF ROAR IM CRYING 

Idol Arcade where they goof off and have fun

Fanfare Acoustic Version (they’re literally just goofing off i live for this)

THE ROAR BEHIND FILM I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

ok im done ask any questions if u want or add stuff anyways stan sf9 bye~

[7cat]

WAIT um i see ppl rbing krbk’s promo ???? they had a callout for something but i might be wrong i’m not entirely sure tho if this is irrelevant feel free to ignore

no its fine it was just stupid friend drama that didnt Need to be a 'callout' but we were mad and it got a little out of control. i guess

[seokjinsonlyone]

THE PREGNANCY HEADCANONS AHHHH I LOVED THEM!! They were soo good babes like you really know how to write for the boys 😭 also loved the jk kink slip in lol 🤭

But since we’re on the topic of pregnancy I’m gonna write out how many kids I think BTS would have cause that came into my head while reading lol

Seokjin: 3. Now for Jin his first would be a girl period. Jin gives such dad girl vibes idc idc but with Jin I see him having one boy that would end up being the middle child you know?? And I think he’d try for one more and end up with another girl because like I said Jin radiates girl dad vibes ✨

Yoongi: 3. NOW I WANT TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP, there was an interview back in the day where the boys talked about how many kids they wanted and everybody said Yoongi said he only wanted one but that was a mistranslation he said he wanted at least “one boy”. So in my imagination Yoongi ends up being a girl dad and has two girls first 🤭 and then he tries for one more and ends up with a boy ✨

Hoseok: 2 to 3. Now with Jhope I see him as a boy dad idk why but I feel his first would be a boy. And since he has a sister he would want his son to have a sibling and then the next baby would be a boy. Now I say two to three cause in my head I imagine Jhope wanting at least both a girl and a boy so when he ends up with just two boys I think his decision on another baby would be up-to the mother of his boys. If he did have another his youngest would obviously be a girl 🤭

Namjoon: 3. A boy and a girl as his first in that order is what I picture Namjoon with. And I know you’re asking so why the 3? Well i’m glad you asked because the answer is… ✨an oops baby✨ his last baby would be an oops baby 🤭 i am taking no counter arguments to this because it would happen to him and I’d bet my left toe on it 😭 so with Namjoon his oops baby would be a boy, idk why I see him having only one daughter but thats what i came up with lol

Jimin: 4. Jimin is one out of two of the members who is having a bit of a bigger family, to me in my head. For him I see him having and even number of both boys and girls but he has two girls first and two boys last. Now idk why but I can absolutely see Jimin having twins 🥺 specifically twin girls 🤭

Taehyung: 5. Now… we all knew this was the answer for this man lmfaoo but truly he’s gonna have the biggest family out of all the members. I see him having more girls than boys but his first child would be a boy and his last would be a girl; so overall three girls and two boys ✨

Jungkook: 3. SOMETHING ABOUT JK RADIATES TWIN ENERGY. Like his partners first pregnancy is gonna be twins like boy and girl twins 🥺. And he’s gonna think he’s done and doesn’t want anymore but before his twins hit school age he’s gonna realize he misses the baby phase and is gonna want one more, and its gonna be a girl 🤭

Ok im done, and I just want to preface that this is all delusion in my head that came up as I was reading the pregnancy headcanons, I simply just wrote this for fun and nothing more lol ❤️ I’d love to hear y’alls thoughts tho

WHEW CHILE YOU GOT ME SHAKING SHIVERING AND QUIVERING LIKE THEM IS SOME BIG NUMBERS LIKE DESPITE WHATEVER BANGTAN CHILD KICK I BEEN ON THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS ION WANT NONE OF THEM THINGS

my womb started caving in on itself good lord like you started off with my man and then 3 kids and i saw my life flash before my eyes good god anyway this is 100% a topic worth exploring and imma divide them up into 3 sections that you were touching on

girl dad

seokjin: i almost said seokjin would be a boy dad but nah he's def girl dad like i can 100% see you coming home from work or the gym or something and you walk past your daughter room and seokjin in there with 2 ponytails complete with the bows like when he dressed up as the squid game doll at that one ptd concert he'd have that hair and a tutu on playing some kind of princess damsel in distress rescue game and you'd walk past the room make eye contact with him and he's just got this 'i actually need you to save me from this' look on his face and all you do is pull out your phone snap a pic and keep going so you can start on dinner i think he'd definitely have 2 kids the first one gon need someone to play with and it simply can't be both of y'all forever so he'd probably have a boy and a girl

yoongi: yoongi is a girl dad through and through i don't make the rules it just is what it is like it don't matter how many kids he end up with they're all gonna be girls but you know what for some reason i'm feeling like he's either gonna have 1 or like 4 like either the one is gonna be enough and your tubes getting tied or like you're just gonna keep popping em out like tostino's pizza rolls

jimin: you know what i really can see jimin ending up with 4 kids and i would give em to him too 😩🤞i think i can see him with 3 girls and a boy and i just have this image of all of them clinging and hanging off of him like newborn cats and idk why he would be a girl dad but he just would like he's so silly and goofy the girls would just absolutely love him and that's fine bc my son would be all up under me 😒

boy dad

joonie: why i feel like all of joon chilren gon be "oops" babies on that kanye west "how you start a family the condom slipped up" type beat kslksksld and for some reason 3 really does feel right for him not for me but for him and i think there'd be a bit of an age gap too like i can see him having one little boy and he's gonna be so freaking cute like i got this picture in my head of joonie and the baby matching like he would get him little gray joggers and he'd have on a white onesie and cute tiny white nike airforce's to match joon and they'd be at the store and the baby would be holding on to his finger walking beside him and they'd have on the same fit and when y'all take the baby on an outing he'd put him on a little sweater vest and one of them newsboy hats oh my heart yeah <\3 anyway the age gap like y'all would have the first little boy and then 8-10 years of nothing and then y'all would end up having 2 back to back a girl then another boy

jk: tbh i just have this really strong image of jk roughhousing wit his son like throwing the kid around like a paper airplane and the kid would love it too be giggling and laughing don't even know his life is in peril he'd put him in lil track suits be real cute wit it and he would look just like him too big ole nose even bigger eyes would look somewhere between a blobfish and an anime character super adorable would take the kid to the park every weekend as long as the weather wasn't too inclement and play on the slides and swings and soccer with him like they'd just be so freaking active it's crazy you'd be tired enough for all 3 of y'all tho but anyway i feel like once the kid was old enough to go to school and jk couldn't pester him all day he'd pester you until you agreed to another one and i think it'd be a lil girl and he'd be the exact opposite with her 💀 all sweet and gentle acting like she could break at any second and would love dressing her up in fluffy glittery dresses and putting bows all over her but then she'd end up being just as rowdy as your first kid and he'd just about have a heart attack bc of it he'd still try to coax another one out of you once your daughter started school tho and that's when you'd have to ask him to go back to the park and find his mind bc you think he lost it

boffum

tae: now whew chile i know you said you can see him wit 5 kids but lemme tell you rn he ain't gettin em outta me he must gon have 2-3 baby mamas or sumn bc i do not have child rearing hips or god bless the woman that's gon produce his litter bc it ain't gon be me but frfr i can see him only having 1 like he seem like he would think he want a school bus full of kids but then gets the first one and is like "😀 let's never do this again" LOL and it really wouldn't matter whether it was a boy or girl i just know for sure that tae gon have that kid wit more hobbies than a little bit and it would drive you insane like one day the kid's a painter then they wanna play piano then guitar then violin then they're gonna wanna be a fashion designer and ask for a sewing machine then a pro golfer a pro gamer a fencer and tae gon be right there beside the kid taking the lessons with them like you not gonna be able to get either of them to settle down

hobi: i can see hobi with either one or two kids like i feel like he'd plan to have 2 kids but then he'd want to wait for the right time to have the second one but then the right time never really comes or y'all will discuss it every now and again and you'll have the one and both be like ehhh idk it's a lot of work should we do it again naahhh but maybe 👁️ and then just never have another OR you'd have twins OR you'd have the two kids separately but they'd be like minimum five years apart bc you just want to make sure your they got the best of y'all EITHER WAY it really doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl or whatever combination bc hobi just gonna turn the child into a mini version of him decked out in designer always crazy patterns always layered up carrying lil acorn bags and a nice hat kids gonna love taking a pic for sure like it'll be a lil ball of personality for sure but also very disciplined like why hobi seem like he'd be kinda strict with it like the way he pushes himself he would definitely push his kids too not too much they would never feel too pressured or like they weren't good enough but he'd always make sure they'd be doing their best

a/n: i clearly got carried away here 🤠 also i really don't know why i would have 4 kids wit jimin and not the rest of em like i cannot explain logically the difference but the feeling is just there

[sawyerconfort]

The One With The Little Sister | JD X Veronica Sawyer x Dean!Reader

Uhh...maybe one where the reader is JDs...really annoying little sister like "jason and Veronica sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G" or like maybe while he's hanging out with Veronica doing...whatever (totally not planning a murder) the reader is just a little pain in the ass ooh like maybe they were stuck baby sitting or something-you don't have to tho-

@boiling-oil58​ i love this request, really! Well, I tried to write one based on your story so, hope you like it!

JD having a annoying sister is my religion now, idc what you think!

Prompt: The one where JD has a sister that is absolutely obsessed with make fun of him, especially when he’s with Veronica.

*imagine reader as a child, it’s more fun!*

“JD and Veronica, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”

You ran before your brother could reach you, willing to run away from him as quickly as possible. You could, in spite of everything, hear JD's footsteps running, and Veronica's shoes stomping in the mud, completely sticky.When you got tired of running so hard, you leaned against a tree and breathed hard, praying your brother wouldn't catch you there. Your legs started to ache and you threw yourself into the tree fully, sitting with your eyes and ears tuned to the couple's footsteps.

"I'm going to kill you, (Y\N)!", JD's voice boomed from a few kilometers away, and when you barely tried to get up, he grabbed you by the collar and lifted you high. It was the moment you screamed loudly wanting him to let you go. “Don't do that anymore, got it? Or I'm going to ask Dad to take you to work with him and you're going to have to see all those explosions!”

“Okay, okay, okay, I promise I won't do this anymore!” you yelled. “Now, let go of me, JD! Let me go! I'll tell Dad everything!"

“JD, okay, she got it.”

You breathed a sigh of relief when you heard Veronica's voice behind him, and even more so when your brother released you from his arms and threw you to the ground. She was definitely the good part of him that was still there, Veronica always helped you out when you got in trouble, and you were so happy when Bud said she would take care of you while he was gone.

“Thanks V!” you replied, walking over to her to high-five her. “I hate you,” you said to JD, and he (fully grown-up, if I may say so) stuck his tongue out at you. “Can we make waffles for dinner today?”

“Waffles for dinner?” JD interjected.

Veronica smiled, lowering herself to your height. "Sure. Whatever you want."

And the three of you walked back to the house, with you trying to ignore the way JD and her were kissing whenever you weren't looking. Teens...

* * *

“Okay, (Y\NN), can you pass me the flour, please?”

You smiled, trying to keep yourself upright on the wooden stool (it was JD's idea, oddly enough, so you'd be the same height as the stove) and grabbing the bag of flour to pass it to Veronica.

At the same moment, JD was walking by, his usual glass of slushie in hand. You, as you really couldn't let that idea go, grabbed some flour from the bag with your closed hand, without Veronica looking, and blew it out of your own hand, dousing your brother's face with the flour.He made a dissatisfied face as you died laughing.

"But what now, (Y\NN)- Oops, JD!", Veronica suddenly noticed, trying not to laugh. Your brother almost tried to grab you again, but under his girlfriend's gaze, he just froze where he was, just wiping his face. “Here, a towel will help you!”, Veronica threw the towel at him.

"I won't do that anymore, I promise...", you whispered, after a while.

(But behind your back, you were crossing your fingers with your hands).

* * *

"And then the dragon blew up the princess's castle, end."

“No, JD! Tell the story right!” you complained, threatening to cry. He rolled his eyes and muttered something you couldn't understand.

Veronica, who was finishing putting away the dirty dishes, appeared there. She'd overheard the conversation, naturally, and sat up in bed, taking the storybook from JD's hand and smiling as soon as she realized the story.

“And so, the ogre managed to enter the castle and save the princess, before the dragon could catch her. The two of them went to live in the swamp and lived happily ever after, end.”

“See?” you yelled at JD. "That's how you tell a story, you dumb!"

JD rolled his eyes again and covered you, placing a chaste little kiss on your forehead, just to show he still had a heart and a care in him because of you. 

Veronica, who was still sitting next to her on the bed, kissed your forehead too and ruffled your hair. "Goodnight, my dear. Sweet dreams!” she said, laughing.

“Good night, V, thanks for the story.”

She and JD got up and went to her bedroom door to lean against it, and suddenly, you yelled from the other side, only with your head uncovered:

"Watch out for daddy's couch, if you're going to make babies on daddy's couch he's going to kill you!"

“(Y\N), for God's sake, go to sleep!” JD yelled, closing the door.

[captainbisaster]

some xmen (and cherik) headcanons i have because i feel like it

charles is trans (FTM)

before FC only raven knew about it (charles might have altered their parents’ memories)

raven once beat up a guy who said she wasn’t really charles’ sister

(charles was cheering for her)

also charles is autistic

erik loved to draw (before everything happened) and sometimes he still does

mostly when he’s distracted or misses charles

hank will read literally anything

charles and logan once found him crying on an old copy of “emma” by jane austen

charles only knew english (ofc) and a bit of french when he met erik

but erik has the tendency to switch to german when he’s pissed

so he went full immersion and learned german (and a bit of hebrew too because he wanted to impress erik) (sue him)

raven always says she hates kids but secretly she’d love to be a mum

the kids at the school absolutely adore her too

who wouldn’t

charles and erik weren’t always really playing chess

the others didn’t realise at first tho

no one dares to interrupt one of their games anymore

hank is ace

erik made sure there would be foreign languages classes (and thought some too)

storm literally has a rainy cloud on her head when she’s in a mood

like in cartoons yk

there’s a “no smoking” sign in every room specifically for logan

all the kids helped with erik’s proposal

charles cried like a baby too

jean and charles often don’t realise they’re not talking out loud

everyone just stares at them until they catch on

the kids often draw on charles’ bald head while he’s asleep

(i used to do it to my dad oops)

wanda is peter’s twin !!!

erik cried when he found out the twins were his :)

dadneto <3

when everyone found out about lorna too they gifted erik a pack of condoms

(“it’s not like i can get pregnant” “just in case, professor”)

charles can dance

raven too

so every now and then you’ll hear 50s rock & roll play in the mansion

the kids sometimes join too

rogue can play the piano

and she loves it because it’s the only moment when she can take off her gloves

(no she didn’t get the cure IDC)

jean and logan were never a thing (they had NO chemistry)

whenever someone asks charles and erik how long they’ve been together they panic

yes, even when they’re in their 80s

raven hates avatar

it’s a good film but she would’ve preferred not to suffer all those terrible jokes about their skin tone yk

raven and hank are endgame .

[relaxxattack]

i like the qpr angle for c!beeduo best,, there isnt much rep for them in media that i see so i think itd just be neat. idk if either of them even know what a qpr is tho lol

yeah 😭

idc that much, but i tend to lean towards qpr & /r and not /p just because. i thought ranboo made it really obvious it was /r but then the big Mod and Wiki controversy happened and i was like “oop guess we don’t know anymore”

[issa-me-addy]

to put it simply: if you like anything on this list, we should like... totally be friends/moots

YES THIS IS LONG AND I APOLOGIZE BUT ITS BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY MIND I FELT AS IF I MUST EXPLAIN MYSELF AND MY BLOG FOR BEING A SHITSHOW OF JUST ALL THE THINGS I LIKE

this list is also for my current followers/moots to get to know me and know what to anticipate on my blog from here on out 

i like a lot of things and obvi i post more of some things than others 

but i’m mostly making this to find new friends/blogs to follow

ALSO MUST NOTE: THIS BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE 

I AM HERE FOR ANYONE I WILL ALWAYS RESPOND AND ALWAYS LISTEN AND DO WHAT I CAN TO HELP 

ALSO THIS BLOG DOES NOT TOLERATE ANY TYPE OF ASSHOLES 

I SUPPORT THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY, THE BLM MOVEMENTS, I BELIEVE THAT NOBODY IS ILLEGAL, I AM RESPECTFUL TO ALL BELIEF SYSTEMS, WOMEN ARE AMAZING, TRANSRIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS, I BOOST POC REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA, 

AND I BELIEVE IN LOVE AND KINDNESS AS THE FOREFRONT OF THIS BLOG AND EVERYTHING I AM. BUT I WILL FUCK UP A TRICKASSBITCH FOR BEING FUCKING RUDE. 

also again, this post is really long i apologize

first and foremost i love the gays

i myself am a little bit gay

ok into the good stuff

DISNEY

like all things Disney, Pixar & select DCOMS

esp hsmtmts one of my many new found obsessions

also i love disneyland (los angeles born and raised baybee) 

i also like rollercoasters in general & universal studios is fun~

im a little into star wars been a slow and steady incline 

Marvel

but mostly

Bucky

Steve

Peter, both Parker & Quill

and the rest of the Guardians

ATLA

Zutara

if u shit on zutara u can go byebye idc if you ship kataang just don’t be a dick about zutara ok? ok.

also u MUST STAN APPA,TOPH,&SUKI

also huru but only pre-mustache 

all the Harry Potter things

but fuck JK Rowling frfr cos shes a nasty ass trifilin ass bitch 

the og hp books 1-7 are honestly the only relevant things shes ever produced

MUSICALS

including but not limited to

anything written by Lin Manuel including 21 Chump Street aka his best work

Heathers

Hadestown

Dear Evan Hansen

Wicked

Waitress 

Newsies

The Last Five Years

Mamma Mia

Beetlejuice

AND MANY MORE

One Direction (yes i know judge me)

but mostly Harry Styles and Fine Line

5sos minus the fandom because theyre problematic as fuck rn! 

pop punk trash

mostly State Champs

Neck Deep

All Time Low

Alex & Jack’s podcast/streamcast

We The Kings

Simple Plan

the list goes on but i’m getting annoying

also artists like

Tori Kelly

Kehlani

P!atd & Brendon

use those artists as genre/vibe reference lol

AND FINALLY SHOWS

i’m currently watching the Marvel TV shows but i can’t binge daredevil for some reason

but i am 100% in love with Mattew Murdock don’t get it twisted

i am SPN trash although i have to rewatch the last few seasons i don’t know wtf is going on anymore

NEW GIRL

NICK MILLER IS THE LOML

himym is up there

yes i’m friends trash idgaf judgey/bad vibes are not acceptable on this blog idc idc

b99

jake & amy are top tier otp

and Rosa’s very important to me

i aspire to be like the Gilmore Girls

except for rory’s probematicness at the end/in the reboot

ONE TREE HILL i will still title it the best show ever its… so good and also just sentimental to me because its the first show my sister and i really watched tg 

also watched like all of Grey’s because my mom was obsessed 

AND honorable mentions to these shows that i finished oh so long ago

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 

SMALLVILLE

i <3 the following netflix ogs

One Day At A Time (i havent watched anything since netflix released them tho oop) 

On My Block

The Get Down (i will never forgive you or netflix for letting this show die) 

Lucifer

The Umbrella Academy (even though i don’t remember jack shit about whats going on) 

Disjointed

Stranger Things

The Haunting of Hill House

i got mixed feelings ab ‘You’

started but did not finish

(edit: adding cos how could i forget) TEENWOLF

the 100

vampire diaries

the originals

Jane the Virgin

AND here r some miscellaneous bullshit things i’m into 

i do be sewing my own clothes thats kinda a new hobby though but we fucks it 

i like baking stuff… just cookies and brownies are my favorite thing on the planet 

i play a few instruments (piano, bass, uke & guitar) but i am very not good at any of them and yes i will obnoxiously sing whenever given the chance 

i am semi obsessed with makeup because my older sister is a licensed makeup artist 

which also means i love beauty gurus my current favs are 

kathleen lights

jackie aina 

& the queen herself 

mykie aka glam and gore 

so yes i also like fx makeup and creepy tingz 

another random youtube fav of mine is drawfee 

theyre very funny and wholesome i love them dearly 

AND ALSO i am… definitely a stoner 

100% a stoner 

i love the weeds

but its not a forefront in my personality cos i am much more annoying about several other things 

AND YEAH THATS ME! i think that who i am is compiled of all the things i like, the characters i relate to and the media i let flood my senses on a day to day basis– you feel? 

anyways i hope this actually gets me somewhere instead of just mad annoying all of my followers 

I LOVE YOU ALL PLEASE BE MY FRIEND 

[namemeagainivebeenlost]

An atheists live reaction on Easter service, which my family thankfully streamed, because god knows the irl crowd wasn’t wearing masks.

School apparently equals ceaser and turns children into heathen romans. ThInK oF tHe ChILdReN

“Can’t call it 666, bc that’s not Christian LOL”

“Cars just don’t have CD players anymore” *upset sad sigh*

“ReAd My FrEe ChRiStIaN book”

“Society sees this day as foolish” (boy didn’t we all get off work for Good Friday? And today?? We didn’t get off for Passover tho?)

“The CulTuRe sees us as rubbish”

“The CuLtUrE hates this day bc it proves our religion”. (BOY? I got off 2 days from school. Also where’s the proof? Where is the undeniable proof? There’s not even proof Jesus was ever born. Try again.)

No masks, not anywhere. Lots of cozying up too

*baptist hand shaking commences*

*amazed gasps as pastor explains how the grave was broken open*

*singing*

*more singing, now ft. Off key voice which was apparently wrecked due to covid*

*white people raising their hands*

*voice cracks, note is flat*

Pastor is wearing a blue suit coat, blue vest, and matching blue tie which all match his jeans a little too well

*white women in the background trying to sing like gospel choirs. Off key and tune*

Seriously, a packed house and not a single damn mask, tf, y’all all old as hell too. Y’all got a death wish?

Everyone is standing and flailing their arms around

Oop, one woman has a mask, she’s using it as a chin strap

“ThAnK yOu, you may be seated”

Singing preacher left, time for the old talky talky one

*bad joke abt east Texas being full of sinners*

*monotone scripture reading*

“OuR nAtUrE sHoUlD be like JESUS” practice what you preach pal

“Every knee shall bow” I could hear this line a thousand times, it never gets less kinky

“I still believe in miracles-“ * 🎶I do believe in miracles, you sexy thang🎶*

I miss children’s Bible study

“Idc what’s going on in the world, our biggest problem is NO JeSuS!!”

“Physical healing is temporary, we’re all gonna die” fuckin mood pal

“Praise him! Not just this day but FOREVER!!!! 😤😤”

I fell asleep

Hand holding and piano jamming

Piano session is still going.

Piano

Piano

I fell asleep

They’re doing the blood n body thing

Yum, Eucharist grape juice, kind of jealous

More piano

Some old man is singing “Jesus loves me”

I fell asleep

Oh yay! It’s over!

Aw fuck, we’re watching a different service now.

No masks and an even bigger crowd in this one

“EvEn NoN-bEliVeRs KnOw JeSuS eXiStEd” (bitch where. The census that should have documented his birth never happened, and the gospel was written in GREEK about 60yrs after he “died”)

I fell asleep again.

No one is wearing a mask

Some white girl is jumping around in stage trying to sing

Still no masks

I fell asleep.

“*something vague about how our country is headed for chaos and destruction, with the implication that it’s Biden’s fault instead of, ya know, A GLOBAL PANDEMIC THAT DECIMATED OUR ECONOMY AND SLAUGHTERED HALF A MILLION PEOPLE*”

More vague bitching about Biden

Shoe horning in some reference to those who “blatantly sin so near the holiday” so nice of Lil Nas X to make an appearance

I fell asleep

My mom said “wow! I can’t believe how packed it is!” Really? Really mom?

Pastor didn’t even talk about the crucifix or sacrifice. WHERE IS MY BLOOD AND GORE? I DEMAND BLOOD AND GORE ON EASTER

Apparently the microwave of life isn’t childbirth, it’s forgiveness. We need to forgive people “because they know not what they do”

Pastor sir, your 17 yo son knew that girl was 13 and hit her up for nudes anyway, we all remember. Gross.

Ya know what, at least he looks dope today, that suit is fly Pastor sir.

More singing, more Baptist physical affection. A pandemic? In the house of the LoRd?! Never

WHERE ARE THE MASKS?!

Fin. I’m going back to bed.

[steponmepinkjun]

I NEVER FINISHED MY STORY OMG. ok so i left off at being too proud to tell my friend she was right and kpop fucked hard. the difference between u and me is that i’m too good of a liar. too good. i kept up the “i hate kpop it’s cringe” facade for ALMOST TWO WHOLE YEARS, I SHIT YOU NOT. why? bc my dumb ass, extra ass, dramatic ass self thought “ok if i’m gonna have to deal with the embarrassment of admitting i’m wrong, i better do it in such an extra ass way it’ll knock ur socks off so hard that YOULL be the one embarrassed not me.” the original plan was to learn the entire choreography to bts dope, bc it’s the song that she told me to listen to and inevitably the song that got me into them, but later switched to bts fire bc i saw too many of those “choreo matches w any song” videos, and then her birthday party came up. and here’s the real kicker. her birthday is April Motherfuckin Fools. so it would be So Perfect for me to reveal my kpopism as a birthday present And a april fools prank in one. so i was Set on the Reveal being on april 1st, but the day rolls around and god that choreo is so fucking hard and i am Not a dancer. never have been. so i abandon that and go ykno what… i’ll do it Next Year. BC MY BITCHASS WAS LIKE NO THE MOMENT IS TOO PERFECT TO DO IT ON A NORMAL ASS DAY ITS GONNA BE ON APRIL FOOLS ON HER GODDAMN BIRTHDAY OR NOT AT ALL. a year rolls by, i’ve told most of our friends except her and they’re all in on it, i’d made so many subtle kpop references to her without her realising they were fully intentional and had too many scares where she almost figured me out but i lied my way out of it, and i’d given up on showing off with choreography bc i couldn’t make that shit look good. i’m not a dancer. i am, however, a rapper, and a damn good one, so i inhaled the agust d mixtape and decided i’d just rap the eminem of kpop’s anthem at her face. in korean. and change the lyrics at the end (if u haven’t listened to agust d, the bridge repeats “i’m sorry” a lot) to “i’m sorry i kept this from u for so long” and “i’m sorry i actually ult got7 not bts” (this was like the april after skz debuted ok i was holding onto got7 for dear life knowing full well skz we’re going to convert me smh) and the best part? she never saw it coming. her official present was a cd with a bunch of kpop on it but she thought it was just a personalised mixtape for her so i told her to play the first song out loud and she knew the song Instantly. it has a long intro so she was like “i guess u did listen when i recommended u this song!! i knew you’d like it since u like rap so much!!” and then i started rapping and i shit u not. she started SCREAMING. like the initial reaction was her jaw dropping and then instinctively covering her mouth but when i kept going and she realised i wasn’t fucking around she just fucking screamed like a banshee. at the end during the sorry bit i threw off my jacket to reveal a got7 shirt on the inside and she fell off her chair and started rolling around on the floor. needless to say it was every bit as satisfying as i thought it’d be LMAOOOO afterwards her ass was like “I CANT BELIEVE U HID THIS FROM ME FOR OVER A YEAR” and when i tried to explain my ego couldn’t take the “i told u so” she was like “you know i wouldn’t have made fun of you for it right? i would just be glad you’re not hating on my boys anymore” so basically i’m a big dramatic fool and she was always too good for me.

don’t mind the weird spaces here my ipad is being all fucky wucky w me rn. damn sad to hear ur sideblog experience didn’t go so well, i’d have shown u the cool side of the fandom if i knew 😤😤 leading u thru the cursed halls of kpop stan tumblr like a sketchy tour guide that’s actually 3 small raccoons stacked on top of each other like a trench coat, like “over here we have the fanfic writers that honestly need to publish a book, over here we have the gif makers that are responsible for my entire camera roll, if we take a quick swerve past the death threat anons and the twt fanwar screenshots - mind ur feet bub the 14 year olds were tryna make a grab for ur ankles - ah here’s the holy grail of shitposts, you might be here for hours, to the right we have the weird aussie side of the fandom that projects our childhoods onto chanlix but also all the members as we decide what their life in australia would’ve been like, and down there is a secret trapdoor to the blogs w endless random headcanons that will make you laugh, cry or blush depending on if the author woke up and decided to choose violence today. enjoy your Stay!” but then again i’m not so active on tumblr anymore (ngl you’ve become the highlight of my tumblr experience these days, interaction wise,) so maybe all my Local Hotspots are inactive now. i know a bunch of them are, it’s sad. “i don’t fw stan twitter for the same reason i don’t hang out in meth dens” oop. guess i’m a meth addict. no but i get u i rly do, it’s a hellhole out there, but the fact that things get shared and spread a lot easier than on tumblr and how short most things have to be (therefor keeping up w my adhd attention span without having to resort to the mental torture that is tiktok, with the added bonus of not always needing headphones.) that i just. couldn’t leave if i tried. maybe i should try being active on tumblr again but it’s a dying site in comparison.

“their music doesn’t consistently hit for me as much as skz” i’m sorry we can’t be friends anymore. what. what. you don’t dramama ramama ramama hey? you don’t feel a little jealousyyyyyy, naega anin? you don’t shoot out, shoot out, shoot out, or aremdaeun love killa love killa? you can’t be your hero du du du du du du du du du dududu? u disappoint me. literally like everyone i know who likes skz music likes mx music like it’s a rite of Passage. they’re kindred spirits, monsta x music is like skz’s music’s cool but mildly heterosexual older brother. neither of them know what a bad song is it runs in the family. and both their music runs in my VEINS. whenever i describe my music taste they’re always the first two that come to mind, skz being my number 1 bc they are my best boys but mx bc of the Flavour. pls listen to the entire the code album then get back to me 😤🙌 ok but fr ur so right they are 7 of the finest men i ever seen (yes i say 7 bc i’m including wonho cause he deserved better and i’ll die on my ot7 bullshit.) like don’t get me started on them either LOL i LITERALLY downloaded that one insta video of changkyun working out his back n arm muscles w his tattoo showing bc i needed that shit saved for Science. they could do Anything w me like frfr. yes vixx is the bdsm contract group i’m telling ya they wildin. or at least they were. it’s been years since their last comeback idk what they’re doing anymore tbh. and yeah that makes sense, savouring the hyperfixation i feel it, but also i’m so attached to skz that i never let it die. like i hyperfixate on other things and other groups but i will Always go back to skz cause they’re my homeboys. hell, they’re my home. being a predebut stay i’ve spent more time w skz than most of my actual family members at this point. but that’s just me you do u boo xx just know that if ur anything like me ur never letting go once skz it’s been my longest lasting fixation cause they hit like Nothing Else Do. ik i’ve already said that but i cannot stress it enough. they’re really special. i’m gonna stop here before i get all sappy and emotional bc i really love those boys so fucking much and i don’t drop the L bomb often. SIDE NOTE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE UR LIST OF GROUPS RANKED BY THORSt. i need to judge ur Taste. and omg cat&dog is such a guilty pleasure song bc the lyrics make me cringe so much bc while pet play can be fun they be doing it in more of an “i’m an innocent soft dogboy uwu” kinda way that just Does Not Sit Right with me. it comes back to the objectifying of asians that asians themselves don’t help in industries like these and maybe i’m looking too far into it when rly it is just wholesome n cute or maybe they are into some pet play shit idk idc i will bop to the song regardless but i will not acknowledge the lyrics nope.

YOURE RIGHT THO SKZ’S OPENNESS IS IN FACT, A BIG DEAL, i’ll grab them for u if u want but i found these twt threads of skz supporting the lgbt community and i just felt a special kind of happiness man like sure the delusional part of me likes going “haha they’re gay” bc my brain likes to imagine them as my polycule of mlm boyfriends bc sometimes thats what gives me the serotonin to get me thru the day ok don’t judge but also bc it’s nice knowing that yes i’ll never know them personally, but at least i can support them knowing they’d respect my gender identity and my pronouns, they’d respect who i choose to love, and that’s already more than the general public can say so shit, it is special! it’s special that they don’t treat being cishet like the norm - they constantly remove gender from their songs and speech entirely, they don’t assume all stays are female anymore, we don’t talk abt the babygirls incident cause we got babystays in the end outta that ok, and it’s just. so refreshing and important to me bc i can’t get that anywhere else!! like my semi ults are the boyz and while i love them very much and there’s no way all 11 of them are straight i refuse, i do get just a little bit sad whenever they she/her their fandom by default and call them their girlfriends n shit even tho i do still identify as a girl, i’m also genderfluid/nonbinary/transmasc, and i have a very love/hate relationship w my womanhood and rarely use she/her pronouns, cause it’s like, do you not see me? see us? the ones who aren’t cishet women? i mean i know kevin does bc he congratulated a fan who came out as nb but it’s just not the same as the openness we get w skz. like how do i trust cishets i could be supporting them as a queer person when in reality they’d call me a slur. what would i know, behind the screen? so it’s so good that skz go the extra mile to make it a safe space for everyone. this is already long enough i will reply to the second half of that ask in another message… tomorrow cause it’s 1am and i’m tired gn -felix bi anon

I'mma have to start putting these under a readmore so that i don't absolutely make everything who is still following me for some reason go totally fucking insane 😂

NDJDHWJJAHFNAKBSJSBFBHHDBDNAJD YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE FACES I WAS MAKING READING THIS, I WAS FUCKING CACKLING AND GASPING EVERY OTHER SENTENCE SO HARD THAT I SCARED THE CATS NDJWHSHSB the fact that you went "oh you want me to get into kpop? Give me a hot minute, and I'll give you a whole ass private concert for free" biduehsjdbd biiiiiiiiiiitch you're a fucking ICON, I stg I could NEVER 😂 (and not just because I couldn't find a tune if you gave me a printed set of Google maps directions and that I embody the steriotype that white people can't dance, like my sister kept sensing me tiktoks of the whole "dance like a white girl" trend going lmfao look it's you and eventually I was like "sis please this trend has me feeling like being white is a disability and these mothafuckers are being ableist 😭 also I could NEVER be that on beat so yall ain't even doin it right 😭😭😭😭"). Tbh if I told one of my friends (lol what friends, i got jokes) to get into Skz and they showed up at my bday and performed the entirety of I Got It I would simply shower them in money and go "aight everyone else go home, you are no longer needed, you are being laid off, your position has been eliminated, we're downsizing, the company is moving up and you're moving out, you are not qualified for this role any longer, best of luck with future endeavors" 😊

I think part of the reason I can't deal w Twitter is the exact reason I refuse to leave tumblr, in that I've been on tumblr since 2006 and twt since 2008, and tumblr literally has not changed at all, not even a little, whereas going from the early days of twt where there were no corporate sponsorships or ads and you had to manually copy and paste someone's tweet and @ them to retweet it, to how it is now, like 90% ads and showing me shit from the timelines of people I don't even fuckin follow n whatnot, it's just not enjoyable. Idk how anyone finds anything on twt, it confuses and frustrates me because I am old and have not adapted well to technology changing 😂 But arguably, the skz fanbase doesn't want me on skztwt anyways so like it works for both of us lmfaooo. I am old and cringey, and also still think of twt as stream of consciousness whereas tumblr is your teenage bedroom where you can decorate the walls with anything that interests you. I do really love the nonsensical kpoptwt shitposts tho fhshsbdjjss like it is a very specific flavor of mental instability that I enjoy immensely 😂 OH and also I initially misread part of that and thought you were saying you actually irl do meth and I was like 😳 WHAT DO I SAY TO THAT. HOW DO I HANDLE THIS. Like how do I express like "I wasn't being judgy of people who use substances cause I've been there but I was just being insensitive 😳" And then went back and reread it and was like WHEW, IM JUST AN ILLITERATE FOOL 😂😂😂😂 ejeywhdhrhjwbfbdjshdhdhd I spent like an hour bwign like "IS THE REASON WE GET ALONG BECAUSE THEY'RE ON METH???? WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION??????" hrhehshe I am literally a fuckin idiot it's fine

It's not that I don't fw them, it's more like... Okay so like there is no situation in which I am going to skip a skz song if it comes on shuffle. You will not ever catch me NOT in the mood to listen to Sunshine, if God's Menu comes on we are THROWIN the meager amount of booty meat I got hither and thither, I could be in the happiest mood of my life but if Ex comes on I will stop to SOB. And I'm not like that with most music, so mx just falls into the category of "there is a time and place." Idk why but it just doesn't forcibly grab hold of my heart and ass the way skz always does. I really don't WANT my skz fixation to ever end, but I know that eventually it'll stop giving me dopamine bevause my brain is my worst fucking enemy 🙃 like my arcana fixation is to date the longest running hyperfixation I've ever had, going on almost three years, and I used to not be able to spend every single second of every day thinking about Asra, but now... I just feel nothing when I look at arcana stuff. As you can probz tell by the fact that I hardly post arcana anymore 😂 So I know that eventually all my happiness will end, it always does, I can never stay just as obsessed with something as I was for long. I CANT SHARE THE LIST BECAUSE I DONT *HAVE* TASTE YET 😭 I'm basically just compiling a list of any group someone tells me I should look into, ranked by how strong the kitty purred upon googling pics of them 😂 My mom read my ass to FILTH over txt lmfao she was like "they're not that adorable. Maybe your standard for adorableness has gone down with You Know Who still on hiatus 🤔" bfjwhdhd like MOMMAAAAA THE LIBRARY IS CLOSED 😂 she attacks me any time I even hint at stanning other groups, she is a skz purist and stans skz only, unofficial Momma Stay of All Stays keeping me in check lmfao.

I feel like skz really do follow thru on their promise that they're a safe space for stays, it's nice to see that they hold space for anyone and everyone in their fanbase and do it in a really simple and elegant way, I feel. Like they never make it seem like "okay here are the fans and here are the token weirdos that were only recognizing to make a buck off of them" the way a lot of artists make it feel like 😑 like they don't go out of their way to act like it's some revolutionary act to do the bare minimum of not shitting on certain parts of the fandom, if that makes sense. They feel very "yeah, of course we love all our stays, this is a welcoming space for literally anyone, that's how it should be, that should be normal," instead of like "Hi fans we love you 😊 and special shoutout to you ell gee bee tee folk, make sure to buy my rainbow merch after the show!!!" you know? Like, they're the friends who would never make you feel weird or different for some shit, the friends that take the attention off you if something they know ur sensitive about comes up, instead of weirdly snapping at whoever brought the unfomfy thing up which ruins the mood and makes you feel tiwce as bad, yk? They just give off this vibe that they, and the space they create with their music, is just a genuine and chill place to be and hang out and relax and bond. I feel like they'd be the friend group that is so goofy and sweet and silly and accepting and lovely and always makes you feel loved and excited to be alive 🥺 They are all good noodles 🥺🥺🥺

[celibatevegan]

You should do all of them questions and 90 is true

I love you!!!!

1. Favorite instrument?

I work at a music store u can’t just ask me this. When my coworkers play it’s the saxophone or the flute, when the boys in the repair shop are testing repairs and they harmonize with each other or try to outplay one another it’s the bassoon or the trombone or whatever they’re fixing at the moment. When I hear 🎺 give his lesson on Wednesday afternoons it’s the trumpet, and when I think about middle school it’s the clarinet, the flute, the French horn. When I hear the nutcracker pas des deux is the oboe and when I hear edith piaf l’accordeoniste it’s the remarkable human voice. Really my favorite instrument is all of them, it just depends.

2. Favorite fic trope? Mutual pining 🥺

3. Sport you played for the longest amount of time? LMAO I wasn’t a sporty kid but I did ballet

4. Shoe size? 10-11

5. Most recent (good) dream? Uhh I had a dream last night about my coworker 🎹 it wasn’t bad though I can’t really remember what it was about

6. Last person in your DMs? smugg

7. Can you do a handstand? Nooo nooo lmaoo nooooo

8. Unpopular food opinion I don’t like oranges or red meat

9. Conspiracy you believe in? There’s some kind of weird weather dome in my hometown around the military base that makes most storms pass around us

10. Is your hair its natural color/style? Most of it is I dyed the bottom layer of my hair tho so it’s blonde rn

11. state a useless fact all that’s coming to mind is outright lies rn hold on. The inventor of pringles is buried in a pringles can that’s so fucking nasty omg

12. most interesting gossip you’ve heard? Idk I don’t really care for gossip uhhhh have u heard tho rin dippindogs is a huge gay hah she uhh she like men AND women lmao gaaay gaaaay

13. Middle name? Carolyn

14. Sexuality? Bisexual

15. Amount of sleep you got last night? Idk actually I think like 9-10 hrs tho I slept in until 11

16. Opinion on ice cream cake? Tasty!!!

17. Opinion on (cup)cake frosting? It’s depends buttercream is usually too sweet for me in large amounts so I prefer whipped cream frosting

18. Last board game you played? Idk??? We played hunt a killer tho last Thursday me n my family I guess that counts kinda

19. Project you want to start? I need ideas first baby

20. Project you’re working on right now? HAHAHAHAHAHA

21. TV show you’re watching? nothing rn I just rewatch bojack a lot if I watch anything

22. Last movie you watched? Lego batman I think

23. Ever left anon hate? Not legit hate

24. Ever left anon love? Yes all the time. Sometimes to strangers it’s my favorite thing to do

25. Best Disney movie? The princess and the frog

26. Best Pixar movie? Soul or Up I can’t decide

27. Best Star Wars? Um. Empire strikes back

28. Last thing you consumed? Fuit gumy

29. NoTP? Idk I don’t really hate ships unless they’re gross like pedophilic gross

30. story behind your (nick)name? When I was a fetus my great grandfather had a dream that my name should be Carolyn Marie but my parents were huge dweebs so they named me Marina after the actress of Deanna Troi in Star Trek. Idk about my nickname ive just always been Rina/Rin as long as I can remember

31. ice cream order? Lately it’s lemon sorbetto I know it’s SO high in sugar but I love it

32. describe your blog in <5 words I love you

33. how many blogs do you follow? 436

34. Describe your voice it depends usually I sound like a sick child but my customer service voice is really pleasant

35. Describe your smile it’s cute :)

36. What is the place you live known for? LMAOOO LMAO we have a military base nearby and like. I could go on abt that one but also like. There’s a lot of gang violence and a lot of the other consequences of poverty. People from the cities around us see us as “””ghetto””” or violent but it’s just. It’s more than that it’s always more than that. And idk what else there’s nothing really particularly special about this town except that we’re all here and not anywhere else

37. What is the place you’re originally from known for? (if they’re different)

38. pronouns? she/any idc

39. Languages you speak? English

40. first friend you made through tumblr? Idk. I probably don’t talk to them anymore :(

41. Person on tumblr you know in real life? my brother

42. First dog breed you think of shih tzu I have 2 next to me rn

43. room wall color? Purble!!!! The paint color is called grape juice that’s why I picked it!!!

44. Song that’s stuck in your head right now? It’s tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that’s right on time it’s trickyyyyy

45. Favorite number? 5, 34

46. Color you associate with your name? Red

47. Favorite jolly rancher flavor?watermelon

48. Pets? 2 dogs rocket and groot and 4 cats loki danni who r from the same litter and we raised from kittens, miss kitty who we adopted from a shelter after my boy blue moon passed away and ben (his real name is Kylo Ren thanks to my mom but I refuse to call him that) he is my little baby and he has 7 toes on his front paws

49. Collections? Hot wheels

50. Character outside of your fandom you’d marry? Girl what lmaooo idk

51. Character outside of your fandom you’d kill? That’s mean :(

52. Have you met any celebrities? NO thank god id have to kill on sight

53. Favorite time period in history? Itslian Renaissance & Romantic Era

54. What time is it right now? 2:35 am oops

55. History or future? Future but like . A good one. Or prehistory

56. Space or ocean? Space

57. Fears? Abandonment

58. Command + v and post. It’s this list of questions u don’t want that

59. Favorite season? Spring

60. Describe your aesthetic. Messy just a mess, neon and old buildings and things, antiques, countryside if there weren’t so many trump pence flags still lmaoo give uppp give up, nature just al of nature and space and places humans can’t touch and places they used to touch but can’t anymore

61. MBTI? Infp but I haven’t taken it in a few years

62. What’s your relationship with your family like? Normal.

63. “Biggest fan” in your tumblr activity? I’m in mobile hold on acc to tumblr it’s akky

64. Favorite musical? Sweeney todd

65. Comfort book? Idk how to read 💔💔💔 wuthering heights tho

66. Comfort movie? Whisper of the heart

67. OTP? Girl idk

68. BroTP? Joey and Tristan yugioh

69. AUs or canon compliant? Canon ig idk

70. Opinion on the person who’s sending the ask? It’s an anon!! But I love them

71. FMK + 3 characters anon didnt leave any characters and I was going to say something very bad but I won’t

72. Dream date? I’ve wanted to do this for a while but ideally it would be after we’d been together a while maybe even engaged or whatever, I wanna go to like a Home Depot or a furniture store and pretend to be married and looking for house paints and furniture and plan what our home is going to look like I wanna do that so bad. But idk for a first/early relationship date i really want to go to the zilker botanical garden it’s one of my favorite places, we could also go to the natural gardener which is a plant nursery in Austin I really love it there too and it’s not that far from zilker.

73. Relationship status? Single

74. Ever dyed your hair? Do you plan to? Yes and perhaps. Maybe

75. Dream job/career? Idk anymore I used to have big girl goals and I haven’t had any in a while. But when I was younger I wanted to be a game warden

76. Favorite band/singer? Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

77. Something that makes you soft/that you find adorable? My cats

78. The first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Buy a house

79. Are you superstitious? Yes

80. Character you project onto? Shizuku tsukishima

81. Fictional character you’ve had a crush on? Vergil devil may cry. Forever husband

82. Celebrity crush? LMAO

83. Person on here you’d date? my mutuals

84. Person on here you’d marry? 🥺 my mutuals

85. Person on here you’d throw into the void? Smugg

86. Other social media you have? I’ve got a photography insta that I barely use and a Twitter that’s just nintendo switch screenies that’s it

87. Finish the sentence: Due to personal reasons, ___________i will be passing away

88. Bad habit? I find it rlly hard to say no or like to say when and why I’m upset I don’t feel like for the latter I don’t feel like I should bring something that’s upsetting me up because I know I’ll get over it on my own and I don’t really trust myself to be upset about rational things. Idk I’m working on it

89. Three things you like about yourself? I’m hot, I’m kind, I’m resilient

90. Ily and you deserve the world I love you!!!!! YOU deserve it too!!!

[iiasha-archived]

genshin anon! ugh yeah it's always good to just grab everything. anytime i see those violets it's like '... better grab those for when i get around to leveling up xinyan more...'. like if i get childe on his rerun i am GOLDEN i have so many starconches. and yeah true with the oceanid. i kind of like it though - time to heal if needed plus you get a breather for a minute haha. ooo yeah their english voices are really nice! english voice team lol. who all would that consist of? (1/5)

5 parts lets goooo

(2/5) i hope all their stories get more parts eventually. most are all super interesting and i want to know more! ahh i'm glad you went back to the spiral abyss! yeah i finally got past floor 7 like a hour ago lol. and also 8. haven't tried the rest yet. yeah floor 7 with all the shield was just annoying. took a lot of planning. lvl 40 xiangling with her burst came to the rescue though haha. yeah i wish there was more reason to level up their friendship other than to brag haha.

(3/5) OO yes that would be so cool if it was like pokemon and they'd tough it out or something. honestly anything would be an improvement... yeah it would be nice if they did a bit more with it in the future. i'm still fairly new so i wasn't here when you didn't get anything for ascending lol. HAHA they looked at their 4 polearms and went oops we need some more... DID YOU SEE THE STUFF FOR 1.4. a lot of it looks super cool!

(4/5) yeah i feel like there's definitely a bit more they could give us even with it being a free game. i don't see why we can't have a free roll of the standard banner a day... people aren't spending money on the standard banner. and resin! idk this isn't a pvp game so how good or bad my characters are don't affect anyone else. i feel like if they halved what the resin things costed, that would help a lot. or just have it recharge a bit faster.

(5/5) while i still have a chunk of things i can do, i can imagine higher level people really run out of things to do anymore and just pop on for their daily commissions and use their resin and then there's like... nothing to do... there'd be more incentive to play if there was more resin or something? also random question - what ar are you at? i'm curious haha. (rip i hit 5 this time oopsies)

wait that’s an ascension material for xinyan LMAOOO thank god she’s not one of the characters i’m focused on bc i got jack shit for violets ajfkldasjk omg childe making a comeback is actually a genuine surprise. but him and venti making a return give me hope for #putZhongliBackOnTheBanner2k21

hmmm as of right now it’s mainly zhongli and albedo’s english voices that i really like, not sure about the others? granted i don’t normally listen to the english voices as often i mostly just get what i can from the trailers lmao. but i’m sure as we get more characters we’ll get more wonderful voices <3

yeah!! they’re clearly set up to be more in depth but we probably won’t get more for a while :( i really love xiangling’s burst hahaha it really comes in clutch a lot, especially since i personally don’t have any other good pyro characters (although i’ve been working on bennet)

i finally got chongyun to level 10 friendship and i’m just like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BOY but yeah other than that no real success felt from that jafkdslads maybe i’ll drop a suggestion in mihoyo’s inbox about the increased stats on max friendship LMAO 

i didn’t see everything for 1.4 but did see some of the major things here and there, either way a new update is always super exciting!!! i need to sit down and actually watch it tho i’ve been lazy lmaoo

yeah free rolls would be nice especially since it takes FOREVER to save up primogems. plus i feel like esp for f2p players, at least speaking for myself, there’s literally 0 incentive to ever pull on the weapons banner because you rather use your primogems on characters. so yeah a free wish or something would be nice bc i’d definitely invest more in the weapons banner if that was a thing

yeah the only thing i see with resin is actually your point with higher level players lmao, it forces player to play every day and for a long time since it takes a long time to level up everything lmao. if everyone could get 100% leveled up on everything really fast and just waiting for new updates it does become kind of boring and mihoyo is def trying to keep players in for the long run lmao

i did play with some people who knew what they were doing the other day and it seems they focus a lot on getting good artifacts, which is 100% just based on chance? so that’s what they spend a lot of their resin on ig lmaooo like they were GRINDING those artifact domains and i was just like bruh.... idc at all afdsjkladfj

right now i’m like halfway through AR50! you??

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2nd part to the break up request??

PART 2 omg YH HELL YH

I NEED a part 2 to the break up. I’m so on edge right now.

Can you do a part two to that head cannon?? And I’m pretty sure it was Tom holland lmao

omg omg omg omg pleaaaase do a part 2 to that angsty fic with tom kicking the reader out. aaah my heart

PART TWO TO THE TOM BREAKUP PLEASE ITS SO GOOD?

Bitch, I was so into the Tom imagine and then you leave it half way. No no no no! That’s cruel. 😭😭 I Love you work 💕💕

My dudes thank you sm for requesting so much, it makes me feel happy :’)

You went to your parents house for the weekend

You needed time to cool off, and you hoped that Tom would come to his senses

Not to mention that the hangover from your night out was awful

You had no idea what to do

Those muscles boyyy you weren’t walking in that house again

You knew he wouldn’t hurt you

But it’s like what I imagine walking into the same room as a sumo wrestler would be like

You’re just scared that like

A muscle spasm is gonna result in your death

What am I doing

So you waited

And waited

And waited

For Tom to call you

All weekend

You get so many other texts

Mostly from his mom

‘He’s dumb, plz come stay at our house, so we know you’re safe.’

‘Please respond idc if he doesn’t miss you I do.”

You just texted her back with a smol apology and a, ‘I don’t feel like moving rn’

She went over to Tom’s place lmao

“Get oUt there and GeT hEr BaCk??”

“She has to come to me first!”

“Thomas Stanley Holland, you will be grounded for life if you don’t go get her back.”

“Mum, I’m an adult. I can’t be grounded.”

“Wanna bet son?”

He ran out so fast lmaooo

Scary Mom

First tries your parents house

They glare at him

“She’s sick, because of you. Laying in her bed, crying for 48 hours really took a toll on her health.”

Tom feels really bad

He doesn’t even care about the grounding from his mother anymore, he’s doing this for you

He made you sick??

He made you cry for two days straight?

Oops

OOPS

He goes to your window

He has to jump your back fence to get there

What a creep

Throws a rock at your window

Breaks your window

Runs away from your parents who are chasing him with a rolling pin and a broom

You got a lil cut from the glass

You’re not telling your parents tho they would set him on fire

He calls you twenty minutes later when he’s safe inside his house

Kidding his mom was still there so he went to a friend’s house

He is laying on their couch calling you nonstop until your voicemail box is full

Finally, after the seventy-second (he counted) call

You pick up

“What do you want?”

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found these somewhere

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

my dad absolutely hates me so that’s fun, and my mom and I are either best friends, or enemies... there’s no in between

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

My mom when I went to bed last night

03: Do you regret anything?

I regret falling for my tc honestly.. also I regret breaking up with my ex... we were doing so well and we wouldn’t be in this shitty situation now...

04: Are you insecure?

Of just about everything, yeah.

05: What is your relationship status?

single but in love

06: How do you want to die?

peacefully in my sleep, of old age.

07: What did you last eat?

I ate a banana this morning

08: Played any sports?

I used to play soccer and basketball, I love broomball and baseball tho

09: Do you bite your nails?

ALWAYS

10: When was your last physical fight?

I beat up a girl at the bus stop last year cause she called me ugly

11: Do you like someone?

my science teacher oop

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

yup

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

rn my ex but we could’ve been together still and we could’ve been on good terms

14: Do you miss someone?

My ex best friend katie, we just don’t talk as often anymore...

15: Have any pets?

I have two cats, usagi and paul

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

DEPRESSED I HAVE FRENCH NEXT

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

nope

18: Are you scared of spiders?

only the big hairy ones

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

yes definitely

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

never oop

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

going to the gym

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

nope, none

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

my ears and my septum, but I want my nipples pierced.

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

FORENSIC SCIENCE YEE YEE

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

my ex bestieeee

26: What are you craving right now?

my tc mmmmmm

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

my ex oop

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

it was suspected but idk

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

yes

30: What’s irritating you right now?

that I have french class next

31: Does somebody love you?

probs not

32: What is your favourite color?

pink

33: Do you have trust issues?

deffffsss

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

my tc

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

my ex bestie

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

nopeee

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forget

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

nahh

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

15

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

nooo

51: Favourite food?

poutine

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

yesss

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

turned on my alarm for this morning

54: Is cheating ever okay?

NEVER IDC IF YOU WERE DRUNK OR ANYTHING YOU CHEATED EITHER WAYYYY

55: Are you mean?

not generally 

56: How many people have you fist fought?

one 

57: Do you believe in true love?

yessss of course i doooo

58: Favourite weather?

sunny and warm with a lil chilly wind 

59: Do you like the snow?

I like snow, but I hate the cold

60: Do you wanna get married?

eventually yeah

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

I WOULD MELT IN A PUDDLE IF SOMEONE CALLED ME BABY

62: What makes you happy?

when people genuinely smile or get excited about something that interests them...

63: Would you change your name?

not really, unless I could change it to Dolores so my tc could call me Lo :)))

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

yeah... it would be hard cause we had so many good memories and then they just.... went away...

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

say i’m not interested in him like that...

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

not really cause I can’t tell him about my tc

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

my mythologies of the world teacher 

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

my ex...

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

yeah

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

my tc and 5sos