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One of them suggests to Edward that he says to Haytham that he can only come to their server if he leaves everybody else behind, including Shay.
When Haytham does do that, Edward tells him it’s actually a test.
Because the son he raised would have never left his friends behind.
And then he closes the door right in front of Haytham.
i was gonna come in here with a Really Cool crossover idea w/ another game i've been playing recently, but then i realized i've only been playing minecraft (other than ac), which then led me to the idea of all the assassin's creed charas on a server together, and then i realized that the Normal, Logical thing would be for it to be a modern au, but the Hilarious and Chaotic option would be if it was, instead, that the server just. magically exists in all time periods. there's been weirder Isu BS before, i'm sure.
Man, can you just imagine this though?
The Gray is a vast empty space. It’s boring.
So when Desmond and Clay got stuck in it because Juno has a sick sense of ‘reward’, that bitch, they’re about to go crazy when they see something pop into existence.
It’s Altaïr just the way he looked when he had gotten married to Maria.
Altaïr had sorta-kinda maybe been fiddling with this little coin-like thing to get away from the mountain of paperwork that needed his attention because he had just been hopping all around the nearby area with his then-sorta-girlfriend-sorta-we’re-not-labeling-it before finally returning to Masyaf. They found the coin in one of the hidden rooms in Alamut. The Assassins there just sent it to ask if maybe Altaïr could figure out if it’s related to the Apple or not.
And Desmond and Clay are like “Isu bullshit?” “(nods) Isu bullshit.”
They try different things out and figure out that Altaïr could create small blocks of white light if he rubs the coin.
And he disappears when he drops the coin.
He visits again a few minutes later and they realize that rubbing the coin in ‘the real world’ transfers him to the Gray and he returns to the real world if he drops it here in the Gray.
They experiment some more. They learn time does not pass if Altaïr stays in the Gray and he can’t take any item with him to the Gray nor can he drop anything he already has.
Altaïr: If that’s true then why am I still wearing my clothes?
Desmond: Isu bullshit.
Altaïr: Are we truly making that the excuse for everything we cannot explain?
Desmond: Clay…
Clay: We believe that your real body isn’t being transferred here, it’s your mind. And it’s your mind that’s telling this place that you need clothes so you get clothes.
Desmond: In other words: Isu Bullshit.
Altaïr: (stares at Desmond for a moment before turning to look at Clay) He’s going to say that every time he thinks it’s too much of a pain to explain things, isn’t he?
Clay/Desmond: Yeah/Yup.
By the time Ezio ‘visits’ the Gray, they’re halfway on their way into making their first ‘home’ because what else are they supposed to do with Altaïr’s block-making coin anyway?
Ezio has so many questions and Desmond just goes “help us with this and we’ll talk”.
By the time Ratonhnhaké:ton gets there, they’ve just finished creating the walls of Monteriggioni and he had to play third vote as to what their main home would look like: Villa Auditore or Masyaf Fortress.
Ratonhnhaké:ton (at this point used to the weirdness because of Juno’s whole ‘drink this drug so we can communicate’ thing with the crystal skull) just shrugs and went “why not just combine the two?”
Edward was pretty sure he was sooooo drunk he was dreaming the first time he got there. So when these weird men ask him what he wanted to build, he went “My ship!” and proceeded to give them a rough description of his ship before dropping his coin because he was SO drunk.
The next time he got there, he was definitely sober and absolutely confused why he needed to build the Jackdaw in what he assumed to be the afterlife or purgatory.
All he got was “We already started it so we’re finishing it. This was your idea, drunk or not. You’re helping!”
When Arno got there, he was greeted by a ‘oh my god my eyes!’ glowing walled town that he can walk into. At the edge of the walled town stood a large fortress.
… Arno is SO confused right now.
When he entered the fortress, there was a large training ring with a castle keep up ahead that leads… to a mansion… with a forest behind it???
… And there was a ship in the middle of it.
The glowing walled town as a forest AND a ship as well???
Arno is so confused and his confusion only grows when he is greeted by a heated debate by two Assassins he was sure were cosplaying as the two great mentors of the Brotherhood (just how drunk was he right now???) about what to build next.
A chill dude sees him and says, “Why don’t we just get the new guy to pick our next project?”
And that is how the Gray starts the development of the courtyard of Versailles on the empty space to the left of the glowing town of…
Desmond: Monteyafport.
Altaïr: We are not calling it that.
Ratonhnhaké:ton: This place doesn’t even have anything from the Davenport Homestead?
Clay: Well, you picked the forest near your village, not Davenport Homestead. That’s on you, buddy.
By the time Evie and Jacob find their way to the Gray, Jacob is pretty sure he’s going to be blind any time soon, and Evie…
Evie lets out a loud squeaking sound and grabbed her brother’s arm so tight he shouts, making everyone look at them.
In the end, they decided to add Big Ben next to the villa. (“And a pub!” “Yes, Jacob. You and Arno can renovate one of the houses in town to be a pub.”)
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i’m rewatching haikyu and i keep laughing cause they were so dramatic for no reason 😂😂
#.txt#all the slowmos LOL#like i get it they’re trying to have a impact on the scene but it’s hilarious LOL#skipped s3 cause i don’t care abt the shiratorizawa match oooppss#i’m at s4 right now and i’m excited hehe#also i saw mha leaks brooo??? what is going on there
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championship, what championship?
#f1#formula 1#azerbaijan gp 2024#azerbaijan grand prix#tina talks f1#oooppss lemme be messy for a sec
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❛ no .... i’m PRETTY SURE i did all the folding last time for laundry, it is DEFINITELY your turn. ❜ this new reality had taken little to no time in adjusting. first thing he’d done after FINALLY being let out, was burn rubber to get to her. did exactly what he’d promised, drive them as far in ANY direction varuna wished. falling asleep & waking up to the other every MORNING and NIGHT, is something issei will never get tired of. even as he pokes teasingly at them, about household chores. ❛ i’ll do them AGAIN if i gotta ..... but, it’ll COST you giving ME movie choice rights .....❜
#╰ ━━ ☁︎ ☆ ╲╲ 𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙞 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙤 ╳ ...𝐈𝐒𝐌𝐒.#oooppss .... i accidentally made another top tier otp starter .... :s#not us having them in present / past AND FUTURE.#i just love them soooo muuccchh **SOOOOBBBSS**
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Jev and Sergio for the FE ask game ☺️
- Jean Eric Vergne - Your favourite FE Champion?
Gotta be Jev (although I love all of them 😅)
- Sérgio Sette Câmara - Who has the best helmet designs?
Hmm that's a tough one, Sam's had some funky ones in the last so maybe him. But I also like Antonio's as well
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Aquarius
Guardian of the styx pool
“Aquarius was formed from titan blood in the very depths of Asphodel. their title is the god of lost souls but despite that title they have the lowly task of watching over the pool of Styx. they also give occasional aid to lost souls that come through the underworld! Rather unfortunately Aquarius has a bad history with poison and smells permanently of cinnamon as a result.They are deeply connected with the prince…their chamber is always open to him.”
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͡ ㅤ𓈒 RUITOYA matching graphics . .
reblog & credit needed . ㅤ۫ 𓏏𓏏
ㅤ𓈒 " favorite ship or favorite duo. " ‿
˘ event ! @coleminecanary ༢
psstt credit to @phaea for the "rules of the server, be kind, refrain" :33
also I js realized toys is out of frame.. idc I'm not fixing that I already deleted the photos oooppss
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Lol smoked so much weed on my birthday my voice is a lil hoarse :P oooppss
#im not a stoner except for the days in which i am#i shouldnt be smokint joints all the time i shld get more edibles tbh#but theres something abt a joint...
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The Duke on the Chester's streets oooppss!!! 👻
Vid By Wednesday 13 via IG
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boss... do you have any non inkfish ocs... im making my own and theyre so silly i need to draw more
I was just thinking about this earlier.... I have a few but I don't draw them a lot anymore...OLD ART WARNING!!!
Here's from when I was trying to design a non inkbased splatsona.....(I did not succeed)
Here are some more!! Alto was supposed to have a lemon shark friend(maybe named treble??) but I never designed her.... She was going to have some remoras...I thought itd be cool if two animals that experience symbiosis were friends (anemones with clownfish and sharks with remoras)
I'm not sure if Gabriel counts here since he's a vampire squid but I included him regardless sorryyy
There's also cullen torres and his family... His mom was supposedly named Angie but I don't know if I ever named his dad.....he also had a sister named Marcia and a few other siblings that I never drew
finally there's casey but i only thought about him like once.....oooppss
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I just notice that I didnt share this pics in tumblr. oooppss.
yep Im fan if INSIDE JOB, my favorite ship is Reagan and Brett....they are dorable...ell, Brett is adorable , and Reagen is a b1tch, but its a great b1tch.....a cool B1tch hahahaha
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Dylan Michael Aukett, Pennsylvania
Giving the 'thumbs-up' gesture in the photo above on the right is Dylan Aukett, known to his friends as "Loki".
"Loki" in Norse mythology is a god known for his mischief and revered as a cunning trickster -- who has the ability to change his shape and alter his gender. Perhaps that explains the pink handcuffs.
Aukett and his friend, Richard Brown, (on left) would spend their idle moments breaking into parked cars and running with the goods; which ended one faithful day after Aukett seemed to have left or forgotten or misplaced his cell phone in the one the autos he broke into. Oooppss.
In an another episode; police said that around 1 a.m. one morning, officers responded to a reported armed robbery after an individual who identified himself as “Dylan” called 911 “crying and hysterical” and claimed that he had just been robbed at gunpoint by three men who threw him to the ground. The caller hung up when the dispatcher asked him for more information, police said, and responding officers discovered no evidence of a robbery at the scene. The dispatcher tried calling “Dylan” back several times but the calls went unanswered until 1:09 a.m., when a male who identified himself as “Da’Quan” answered and said he had “let someone use his phone that was in need” but didn’t know where that person was.
At the same time that was occurring, police had set up a perimeter around a residence because they believed 20-year-old Richard “Chardo” Moats was hiding out there – a couple of hours earlier, Moats had run away from cops while handcuffed following an alleged public drunkenness arrest after the arresting officer was forced to turn to confront a drunken, belligerent friend of Moats’ who had come up behind the officer during the incident.��Moats was eventually discovered hiding in a bedroom closet in the residence, still wearing the handcuffs, police said.
During the subsequent investigation of the fake robbery call, detectives determined that the cellphone used to call 911 belonged to Da’Quan McClendon. McClendon agreed to meet with detectives as part of the investigation, but he never showed up for his scheduled interview. However, a few days later, McClendon was arrested for allegedly chasing and then punching a man who was out jogging, and while he was in custody, local detectives took the opportunity to question him about the phoney robbery call.
According to detectives, McClendon said that Loki (Aukett) had called in the false report to help his friend Moats escape police. McClendon allegedly told investigators he was with Aukett at Aukett’s residence when a relative of Moats who lives at the residence where Moats was eventually found called Aukett and told him to “get the cops away from her house.”
Aukett was subsequently arrested for making a false police report and probation violation, among other things.
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For me, Cas realized he was in love when:
Misha saw the writing on the wall that his best source of incoming with the show ending was to pander harder than ever before to his heller minions, and he roped a bitter writer into helping him write an ambiguous "confession"
For Dean it was:
Oooppss. Never. The answer is never, hellers. That’s when Dean fell in love with Castiel.
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💯💯💯
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oooppss... just bought worm stuff off etsy....
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Accidentally took a nap oooppss
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