#oooooooohhhhhhh

[nicholas-wolfwood]

"N-... Needle-Noggin...?"

[okcoolthanks]

HUH

[geekinclara]

When she woke up, she wasn't on her pit anymore, or on the embrace of the fairy, she was on her couch. She looked around as she sat up. There wasn't any sign of her either, or of the crystal and the book. Was it all a dream? She thought-

The door creaked as it was opened by Katherine, who looked surprised when she crossed eyes with Shrub. "Oh hey..." She smiled. "You woke up."

"What happened?" Shrub whispered from the exhaustion.

"Well... you fell asleep on my arms." Katherine blushed while saying it. "And I brought you back here, so you could get some sleep. While you were asleep, Gem came by..." Shrub eyes widened, but Katherine quickly continued. "I told her that I hadn't see you, and that she should be getting some rest."

Shrub looked to the side, avoiding Katherine's eyes. "Wh-what happened with the book and crystal."

"Oh, that... at one point while you were sleeping, you began sleeptalking about Xornoth and corruption, so I took the crystal and book, and put them away in my ender chest, so they wouldn't bother you while sleeping." She got close to the gnome, crouching in front of her, and placing her hands on Shrub's knees. "I want you to be safe again. I want you to finally get the rest you deserve. So please, Shrub, let me be the person who does all the heavy lifting you are too tired to do anymore." The light of the candles made her eyes shined with all the tears.

Shrub looked at her. Kill her, she is weak now. Destroy her. The voice kept repeating. She hovered her hand by her side, with the intention of getting her axe out of her inventory, but...

I love how discombobulated is my train of thought for Warped, because I start thinking about stuff that could happen in different times, for example this, set a few weeks after the final battle with Xornoth, and after a few weeks of Shrub causing chaos on the empires, and constantly on the run:

When Shrub got the news of how the wizard got incapacitated for the time being by Scott, and how the later one had run away, she used the opportunity to get some stuff.

First, she went to the Crystal Cliffs and stole a magic book, luckily Gem apparently hadn't got out of her room for a while, so it was an easy in and out.

Then, it was Rivendell, she had heard about Scott being the one keeping the crystal safe, but she didn't know where exactly, but luckily for her, just as she was looking for it, Fwhip appeared with looking for it too.

Once Fwhip entered the secret meeting room, it was as easy as to making him fell unconscious with a hit from behind, and take the crystal with her. (ooc: Poor Fwhip, it's like Shrub has something against him in specific xD)

Once she got out of the snowy empire, his voice reappeared as a whisper on her head. But she had her objective clear, so she just ignored it.

She was going to her empire, specifically, to her fairy circle, where she tossed the crystal in the middle of it, and opened the book, quickly finding the spell she needed.

"Finally I'll be able to end this once and for all. Once I get your power, it'll be easy to destroy them all faster than you ever could have-"

"Shrub?" Katherine's voice echoed from the tunnels behind the gnome.

She turned around, and there she was, Katherine, full of tears on her eyes.

AAAAH I love it

Ok I'ma try to add on and continue but jetlag brain even though we didn't even cross timezones it was just an hour flight

"What do you want now?" The gnomes voice echoes, full of annoyance and irritation.

The fairy peeks at what she had, and her eyes widen. "What are you doing with that crystal?!" She tries to grab it but Shrub snatches it back up.

She rolls her eyes, because it was too predictable for her to try to take it away. "I'm not gonna bother to explain it to you. You're just gonna blab more nonsense about the good in me and that I should try and resist and..." She sighs and turns back to her work. "Hopefully one of these times you'll understand. I'm. Tired."

Katherine sits on the other side of her little pit, which was admittedly surprising to Shrub. She stares down at the ground, the dirt and crimson flowers and mushrooms of the fairy circle.

"I know." She whispers, and her tone was different enough for the gnome to actually look up and watch her.

"I know you're tired... I....I think I can understand...I've tried so hard...trying to find ways to help you....and I can't imagine...trying to..constantly....fight...non stop...of course you'd be tired ....of course you'd...give up...." She looks back up at the gnome, tears falling down her face. "But I'm gonna fight for you, k? I'm not gonna ask you to try anymore. You don't gotta do anything. You can rest."

Shrub finds herself tearing up, but she tries to continue her mission.

Out of nowhere, an arm rests around her shoulders and she jumps, turning to try to push her away. "Leave me alone!" She shouts, but Katherine stays.

"Please, Shrub. Let yourself rest."

Her body was warm, and she was tired. A few minutes won't hurt. She can destroy her after a little rest.

I dunno if that's the way you'd want it to go, but I feel like after a few weeks of trying Katherine would accept it and just resolve herself to comforting her, whether that helps or not

I might be too much of a nature wives enjoyer 😅

[ask-mithrun]

Crunchatize me captain!

What (was) your favorite kind of snake other than a milk snake?

Were you also into mermaids too? Or just nagini?

I don't have a favorite snake. Even before my desires were eaten, i never had such a thing.

I was never into mermaids either. The nagi that accompanied me during my reign was nothing more than a companion to me. Its nagi or milk snake identity was not relevant to my attachment to it.

[thefreshprinceofjunes]

[eyesoftxmorrow]

thinking ab those guys running around moodboard

[twistedappletree]

verdict? baby boy. 🌹

[bedforddanes75]

YEAH OOOHHHHHHGH GOTTA TIVW IT TO YOU YAEH OOOHHHHHH GOTTA GIBE IT TO YOOOUUUUUU

[colorofchroma]

HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED

all of my friends hate me

[plspush]

"Oh my god, oh my goddd, it's COMING!" "Oh, wow, it really is coming, you aren't kidding. I can see part of the head-" "MMMMMFUCK. Oh fuck, it's coming out, it's coming out, I- I-" "Okay, okay, breathe, let's get you onto the bed, yeah?" "Yeah, get me in the bed I wanna push there, I- OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!" Caleb doubles over, and Aiden springs into action. "It's coming really fast, I'm gonna carry you there babe." "Hurry, please, it's really, fuck, it's really coming fast, it's coming, I feel it, it burns so bad." Aiden scoops him up, and begins heading toward the bedroom. "Don't push for a minute, okay? We are almost there." "N-no, I can't hold it!! I have to puuuuushhhhhh!" Caleb strains. He places his hand over his full crown, willing it to stay in a moment longer. Aiden picks up the pace. "Oh my god I'm PUUSHINGGGGG!"

[martinfreemanspotter]

OOoooOOOhhhHHhh, spooky month is over. Here is the report.

October 4th

Martin visited the British Library.

October 17th

Martin has a small cameo in the Standing on the Shoulders of Kitties: The Bubbles and the Sh*trockers Story trailer.

October 25th

It was announced that Martin will attend the Child Bereavement Christmas Concert in London on 5 Dec.

October 30th

We got a first look at Martin's film Flavia de Luce which started shooting this month.

And that's it. Not much, but I am excited about the Flavia news.

[l0relaii]

Omg about Mike with an inexperienced reader.... Imagine him fingering/eating you out for the first time or teaching you how to get him off OooOoOOoHHHhHhh

mike with and inexperienced reader is my favorite thing in the world anon 🌝 ohhh this is gonna be a bit long

part 2 part 3 part 4

i don't know if anyone else noticed, but mike is so chatty in the game even when he's alone he's always making little comments and sounds

THAT is proof that he definitely talks you through it

he thinks you're so cute when you're so apprehensive while touching him

it's like you fear that you're gonna hurt him or something

so he is extra delicate when touching you too, not wanting to make you uncomfortable

it all started with some making out on his bed when you suddenly felt him gripping the hem of your shirt

"can i..?"

"uh, yeah sure.."

he starts undressing you careful not to make you feel uncomfortable and praising you constantly

"that's it.. god look at you.. my beautiful girl.."

he's caressing every inch of skin he can get his hands on before he starts undressing himself too until you're both left in your underwear

his fingers come around you touching your bra clasps while he looks at you for confirmation to take it off

after you give him a soft nod he takes it off and admires your breasts before bringing his hand up to cup one of them

"so pretty for me.."

his finger hooks in your underwear and again, his eyes look at you in search of an answer, and when you give him another nod he's taking your panties off leaving you completely bare in front of him

you can see the tent in his boxers occasionally twitching against the material and you swallow when you realize how big it must be

"is it.. uh.. is it gonna fit?"

it takes him a moment to realize what you're talking about and he chuckles softly before answering

"oh, don't worry about that darlin', we'll make it fit.. but i don't think you're ready for that yet.."

he sits against the bed frame encouraging you to sit between his legs and when your back hits his chest his hands begin to work their magic on your body

he starts kissing at your neck while his hands trail up and down your sides leaving goosebumps in their wake

you can feel his underwear covered cock behind you, poking at the small of your back and.. a dampness.. that you realize is probably his precum staining the front of his boxers

he can feel you tensing up and is quick to comfort you with a kiss to your cheek

"d'you feel the effect you have on me..?c'mon, relax baby.. i need you to be as comfortable as possible.. i wanna make you feel sooo good.. "

you do eventually relax melting into his grip and resting the back of your head on his shoulder

"that's it.. such a good girl f'me.."

his words are making your head spin and wetness pool between your legs

one of his hands starts groping at one of your breasts toying with your sensitive nipple while the other snakes down between your legs

you can feel his lips on your neck forming a smirk when he feels how wet you are as he starts rubbing slow circles around your clit

eventually his fingers slowly enter your slick hole and he keeps them completely still when he hears your breath hitch

"it's okay.. you can move them.."

"are you sure?"

you don't respond, instead your hand comes down to his guiding him to your preferred pace

"ohh, that's my smart girl.. good job honey, show me how you like to be touched.."

after you've cum around his fingers with a low moan of his name he pulls them out and guides them to his mouth letting out a satisfied sound at your taste

"fuuck.. you did so good baby.. d'you want to..keep going?"

"of course i want to keep going mike, i wanna take care of you too"

he's surprised at your boldness, even more surprised when he feels one of your hands coming behind you to touch his throbbing cock through his boxers eliciting a small gasp from him

you turn around in his arms and hook your fingers in the hem of his underwear urging him to lift himself up a bit so you can take it off

when his underwear is finally off and you see him completely bare in front of you you're stunned

he's so handsome.. so.. big.. jesus 😵‍💫😵‍💫

"like what you see darlin'?"

you bite your lip in response and look up to him unsure of what to do. he notices your confusion and takes your hand in his guiding it around his veiny length with a little hiss

"oh fuck.. d'you think you could.. uh- spit on it? no worries if it's too gross for you, i understand it's just that, fuck- it doesn't really feel good all dry.. "

you get an idea in your head and you're unsure if you're supposed to do it but before you realize you're acting it out

your free hand goes back between your legs gathering up your slick and coming back up glistening

he's watching you wide eyed with his lips a bit parted when you wrap your damp hand around him giving him an experimental pump

"is this..? okay? does it feel good?"

"oh fuck yeah hun, it feels- you feel amazing.. keep going.. just like that.."

you start pumping him slowly occasionally giving him little squeezes when he spurs you on with all his moans and whimpers and his hips start thrusting up into your grip when he's close

"oh shit- i'm gonna cum darling"

once again, you surprise him by sticking out your tongue and placing his tip on it while continuing with your hand movements

you might not be as experienced as him (not at all actually) but you've seen enough movies and heard enough stories to have some tricks up your sleeve

and mike loves finding out about all of them..

he's fucking seeing stars as he cums on your tongue and hand, some of his release dripping down his happy trail and heaving stomach

"FUCK- oh my god i can't believe you just did that..

"shit- did you not like it? was i not good? i'm sorry i thought you'd like that i won't do it again i prom-"

"not like it? not good? where's all this nonsense coming from? of course i liked it, you were fucking amazing hun, i don't think i've ever finished so hard in my life"

"so.. you did like it?"

"hell yeah i did, that was hot as fuck.. i didn't know you were such a dirty girl though.. where'd you learn to do that, huh?"

"oh well josh told me you'd really enjoy it, i guess he was ri-"

"wait what? i'm gonna fucking kill him"

"relax mike, jeez it was a joke!!"

[rainbowgod666]

(My reaction to that information, according to the tags at least)

wait what is the revolution??

also hi :3 🎀💖

BRUH

MY HEADER IS PROPAGANDA

MY PROFILE HAS A REVOLUTIONARY JACKET

MY PROFILE SAYS MY NAME IS REVOLUTIONIST ECOF

How did you manage to ignore all of that and not notice there is A WAR going on?!?!?!

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......

........

I am fighting a war against @21ducky aka the queen.

And I'm winning.

I also have an omniversal being on my side.

(My OC)

(also when I talk with parentheses it's not canon)

(just to clear that up)

Plz join the revolution

We are the cooler side

[wazzappp]

Lisa you’re going to rush into the Urias boss fight. Lisa slow down. LISA!

Anyway, Lycan stronghold finished! And Robbie finally gets to finish the move he started on that random BSAA agent in the boathouse so good for him lol.

Robbie out here with a perfectly proportional and reasonable reaction to Lisa getting mildly injured. Nothing more to look into that from an infection based standpoint totally normal here (<- me when i lie). Congratulations Lisa your officially integrated as Important Person in Robbies moldy brain. This is alright news for you and bad news for basically everyone else.

Good thing Lisa is.... chill with that. Lisas mostly used to fending for herself so Oh Boy. Killing Mother for her and then mauling some guy to death for getting the jump on her? Swoon worthy lol. Thank you @moosemonstrous for pointing out that whole scene was just this meme because its so fucking accurate:

Gabe gets to fulfill his contractual obligation as a little brother to tease Robbie about his girlfrienddddddd oooOOooohhhhhhh lmao

Also sorry about the case of the disappearing gun I'm trying to figure out something rn that will allow Robbie to carry his ridiculous amount of weapons around i just. fucking forgor sorry.

[tizzymcwizzy]

every month is like, "oh, im fine! don't worry, haha :D" and then you resonate way too hard with the characterization of depressed adrien in another fanfiction and then it's like "oooooooohhhhhhh,,, okay,,,,, hhhmmmmm maybe this is something,,,,,,,,,,,"

[drawbauchery]

Work in progress still, but here's a sneak peek in the meantime

oooOOOOOHHHHHHH