#oooooohhhh my god than you

[steinbit]

tf when u realize you've basically fucked yourself over by choosing a BA degree that makes it so that neither society as a whole NOR the art community itself will respect you... .

[robin-evry]

I'M LOVING THE IF YUU WAS HEADCANONS

Now hear me out.

What if Yuu was an Inugami?

Oooooohhhh you gave me an idea since it's October I'll post headcanon about spooky yuu or do some request everyday if I can, ask and you shall receive. I present to you inugami!yuu

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐈 🐕‍🦺👻

Inugami (犬神, "dog god/spirit"), like kitsunetsuki, is a spiritual possession by the spirit of a dog, widely known about in western Japan. Inugami (犬神) is a possession spirit similar to foxes (kitsune) but is located in places where foxes are absent, primarily in western Japan and the island of Shikoku.

( English is not my first language )

Day one : inugami!yuu

During the entrance ceremony, the headmaster Crowley realizes one student is missing and goes to find them to be selected for their respective dorms

Unfortunately after going around the school and even using the school ghosts to insist him on his quest for the student. But it seems that they disappeared Maybe they were scared or overwhelmed by the school so they ran away, but on the bright side Crowley found a dog following him who is wearing the ceremonial robe maybe the student takes off the robe and wears it to keep it warm.

Soon Crowley decided to adopt this adorable dog, giving them cheap food, a warm place to sleep in his office and new toys the cheap one. Although the dog tends to enter a class and sit somewhere as if it was a student. They even do the same task as the students doing their homework and when they walk past the staff it barks signaling as a good morning or good afternoon as if they were a student. Many students adored the dog especially the first years, ace and deuce treated the dog as if they were their best friend and companion

That reminds me the missing student still has not been found yet. Anyway soon something weird is happening at school for a few days, some students started to sleep walk or black out and then woke up in a different location. One student reports saying that they black out and found themselves in a restaurant with 5 bowls of soba and all of them are empty as if he was asleep eating. It seems like a ghost has been terrorizing the students of NRC by possessing them and buying multiple bowls of soba , all possessed students have had the same feeling of something entering their ears before blacking out.

After a few days the ghost managed to track down and was chased by the dorm leaders to the headmasters office. Soon the identity of the ghost was revealed, a mist appeared and the supposedly missing student, wasn't missing at all they were just in a different form and it was revealed the missing student was the dog of the headmaster and is an inugami.

Inugami!yuu finally met the first years for the first time in their human form. At first ace was surprised and while deuce was more shocked than ever. But after the shock was over. They will resume back to normal but ace will still tease and make fun of inugami!yuu by calling them a good boy.

They will apologize to the students they possessed and have to compensate the bowls of soba they bought using the students money. When the first year asked why would inugami possess the students they get "headmaster Crowley barely gives me good food always the cheapest ones so they possessed students to go out and eat their favorite food soba".

Even tho they manage to hide their identity for weeks, many students have already gotten suspicion over the dog cause how can the dog know how to write and understand things, this is an unusual dog behavior, especially to Leona. There's no way a dog can act like that.

Crowley moves inumagi!yuu to the ramshackle dorm because he was creeped out,( he told them all of his dark secrets ). Regardless Crowley will care for them even if their identity was revealed.

Floyd would casually try to squeeze inugami!yuu and hug them when he sees them. Just like when they're in disguise as a dog. And inugami!yuu would hug him back because he's behavior doesn't change after their identity was revealed

Inugami!yuu is extremely loyal to people they consider family. To the point inugami!yuu would never snitch in the first years and will protect them from any danger, for example inugami!yuu made a force field to protect the first year's from riddle overblot.

Similar to kitsune!yuu, inugami!yuu is a master at magic and possesses many magical abilities, but the difference between kitsune!yuu and them, inugami!yuu specialized in possession differently from kitsune!yuu who specializes in illusion magic. they are able to possess multiple people without any troubles at all and as well to enter people's minds and see their memories.

Inugami!yuu sympathize with the overblot squad but still it doesn't give them the right to hurt people. This leads to them being protective over the first years and a dislike towards the overblot squad but after time inugami!yuu will learn to forgive them but not now...

Regardless inagumi!yuu would fit right in NRC, and will always be their friend and classmate in NRC.

I kinda got carried away because of how much I love this idea, but I hope you guys enjoy this headcanon.

[ohnomytummy]

describe the perfect belly ache for a chubby puppy bf.. and spare no details 💜🐶

Mmmm well 😉

Considering his taste for all things greasy and packed with dairy, a belly ache evening would start with a pizza and their favorite soda…diet Coke maybe? I’d dare them to eat it as fast as they can, timing him from start to finish, putting that belly to the first of many tests. By the end his belly is warmed up, taught and round but not too tight.

Of course, the cheese hits his belly so fast there’s already tummy ache complaints and pained whines seconds, it seems, after his final bite and time are announced. I’m soft on my puppy, especially at first, letting his bloated gut land in my lap to kiss and rub through the beginning dairy cramps.

But this tummy time has a time limit…the goal is make his belly ache, right?

I’d pamper his tummy for no more than 10 minutes, after which the next meal would be coming out of the oven: Deep fried mozzarella sticks, so gooey, dripping with grease, and bowls of sauces lined up for dipping.

I present them to you while you’re still grumbling about your tummy gurgles from the pizza and suddenly your eyes pop and your mouth opens to a deep groan. I’ve stacked a dozen large fried logs in a pyramid, and my baby must eat every last one in under 12 minutes. If he can, at least…

You eat. And eat. And eat. My eyes devour you as you devour the fried cheese, shaking your belly and burping, desperate for the room to pass your test.

The timer ticks and my baby boy sucks down his second course. Despite being still full from the pizza, he manages to pass the second test, but just barely. 11:24. Nearly choked on the last one just to make it.

“My *buraaahhp* tummy *huff huff.* That’s *burp* enough *huff* *burp* *hic* cheese.”

Another 10 minutes is spent adoring that tummy. Complimenting it’s bloated, expanding capabilities. “My puppy has such an impressive appetite.” I’ve left kisses and marks all down your body, and my hand prints might as well be molded into your rolls. You’re pushing your limits for me. I can’t get enough of how desperately full your becoming in my name.

But then the time is up and course three is on it’s way. “No ugh…my belly hurts so bad, you know I’m lactose intolerant, sir.” You look down and blush, whispering in heat and embarrassment. “…and I’m getting so gassy.”

I look you gently in the eye, take your lower belly in my hands and shake your cheese filled guts. You squeak, moan, and let out the gas I knew you’d been holding in, trying not let me know how bad your tummy really hurts. “Bellies get gassy, sweetheart. Don’t worry about that.”

I win, of course, and you allow me to bring you the next plate…or bag. Enough McDonald’s for two, but it’s really just…you.

Two large orders of perfectly cooked fries, two quarter pounders (with cheese, duh) and the finale: two large chocolate milkshakes. If you can eat everything, you get to stop. A fair deal, in my opinion, but your eyes grow wide and you start to plead the plight of your exhausted tummy. “I can’t finish that!”

At that moment a cramp rumbles from your stomach to your lower gut. I watch you curl your knees into your tummy and wrap your arms quickly around your bare belly, which now looks red and bulbous, angry, almost. “Oooooohhhh fuck…god *a gurgle I can hear from across the room sounds and a wet fart slips out* my belly. I’ve eaten way too mu-*buuurrrp*-ch already, how do you expect me to *groans* finish *gulp* that?”

I move towards you and wrap your curled, aching body into my arms, kissing your strained temples and wiping the sweat from your forehead. “I expect you,” I rub a deep, firm circle over your swollen stomach, making your moan “to do as your told.” I reach for the bag, open the first quarter pounder, and begin feeding you slowly. No time limit on your last round (I’m secretly desperate to see you even try to finish. I don’t think you really can, but the challenge was too tempting not to give you). You get the rest of the night to finish stuffing your face.

When you get through the first fries and burger, your tummy is so tight it’s pulsing. With a hand over the very top of your gut, I can feel how much your body is struggling to let every bite into it’s overwhelmed system. Your whole abdomen looks…strained. When we start the second burger, all bites are followed by moans and whispered complaints. “Not another bite *swallow.* I’m gonna burst *swallow.* You’re giving me a tummy ache! *takes an even bigger bite.*” But I know how much you’re burning, how fast your eating so we can move on to the reward portion of the evening.

I know how much my puppy wants a days long upset belly. A tummy ache for the ages.

As you finish both fries and burgers, I have to stop myself from drooling. You’re a vision, burping and moaning and begging me to get the milkshakes from the freezer so we can get it all over with already. You’re really planning on finishing both…I can’t believe it. I’m as consumed by your belly as you are by pleasing me, doing all that I ask.

The milkshakes begin to soften while I hold the cups to your lips. I’ve taken off the caps and gotten your funnel. We both want the milkshakes in your gut. Fast.

I pour and you chug, the milkshakes just frozen enough to be delicious but warm enough to gulp down with little to no struggle

I watch your tummy expand so quickly I’m shocked. If I thought your belly was full before…it’s like the shakes are filling in every last gap you have and pushing everything out. Your back is starting to arch, and I can hear how much your struggling to deal with the pain of your fast growing tummy. When the last of the shakes are down the funnel and dripping from your lips, you’ve got tears pricked in your eyes. I remove the funnel, you’re panting and groaning uncontrollably. Your hands don’t stop roaming your tummy, cluelessly pressing into every tight bubble daring to burst your bubble belly.

An awe-filled “oh my god” escapes as I watch you. I can’t think, can’t move. You actually did it. You finished everything in under 2 hours, most of it spent on round three. I can feel my desire dripping down my thighs, leaving visible wet spots on my shorts. You’re a non-stop luscious view of bloated burps and cramps. I can basically see your belly shake as the food tries to move through you unsuccessfully. It must feel like you swallowed a cheese filled brick, I think. “How do you feel, sweetheart?”

“Full.”

[acatinafancyhat]

Watched Chess på Svenska last night since people have been recommending it! Boy it was A Lot. My family has no respect for bonkers Swedish musicals so i'm just gonna vent the thoughts i had while watching it here. Beware of spoilers (though I probably haven't even noted half of the crazy shit that happened this show is really something else).

I had only seen RAH Chess in Concert and a few snippets of other versions going into this so that was my baseline, but in hindsight these two versions aren't really comparable since they're barely trying to tell the same story...

This is a little long I apologize i had many thoughts (: Also this formatting may or may not work, I'm about to find out.

Act I

- First impression: oh wow Chess has a plot now

- So Anatoly is the protagonist? Interesting.

- I like Swedish Florence she's cute? However Swedish Freddie has been on screen for five seconds and he already Sucks

- Ok I was NOT prepared for drunk florence singing nobody's side but turns out that's exactly what this musical needed

- Oooooohhhh Florence and Anatoly running into each other in the hotel could it be?? that this version?? actually invests in their relationship????

- Jean Jaques van Boren what a name, and he didn't even need one

- This arbiter is in a show all of his own look at the little man go he's so into it. Into what, I'm not sure.

- Wait is he flying on a wire because he's above the game is this symbolism

- Did Freddie... did he just... eat a chess piece?? I... what...??

- Aww hungover Florence is trying so hard to be dignified i'm already very up for her walking out on Freddie in this one.

- "the toads fall out of your mouth" heh idioms from other languages are the best

- Um this arbiter kinda gives me the creeps?

- Florence and Anatoly hanging out! bonding! not just running off into the sunset after being in the general vicinity of each other for 5 minutes!! (No offense to RAH Mountain Duet it's great and hating on Freddie together is a hilarious catalyst for their relationship but I'm actually getting invested here)

- Someone Else's Story is literally a different song but it works

- "husband" wait are Florence and Freddie supposed to be married in this?

- Sneaking away from Molokov ahahahaha

- oh sHIT YOU LEAVE THAT CHILD ALONE!

- And they are aware that there is no embassy in Merano yes thank you i did wonder about that like these places don't grow on trees how did they all even get there in RAH?

- Coming to the conclusion that everyone in Merano is batshit crazy

- And just realized that Walter isn't even here. Does he not exist? Has Sweden canceled the CIA?

- Swedish Mountain Duet is also a different song. Anatoly is very charming yet has lowkey Bastard vibes. Florence is clearly having a minor mental breakdown here maybe don't drag her into your midlife crisis? Oh well, at least he has some respect for her, unlike chess piece munching Freddie...

- But "She's my only friend" aw fuck now i have feelings about this asshole

- Anthem is good. Anthem is always good.

Act II

- Start of this act is already looking Intense

- Swedish Freddie is such a trainwreck my god.

- How To Lose a Girl in Ten Seconds the autobigraphy by Frederick Trumper

- "So you want to break up" FUCK the look on his face just killed me

- This Pity the Child is somehow more pathetic than other versions I have seen. And i mean that in the best way. He's hugging the pillow. Just wants mommy to love him. Fuck.

- So here's Endgame showing up early hmmm

- And here's Anatoly evolving from lowkey bastard into full on piece of shit. Has Svetlana done anything to deserve this abuse? Not to my knowledge, no.

- "You're an ass!" Sveta sweetie you are absolutely correct

- But at least he loves his kid I give him one (1) credit for that.

- I have mixed feelings about Heaven Help My Heart in RAH but it works much better here in terms of both timing and lyrics!

- Oohh new Svetlana song (heard of it but never heard it). Yes Sveta you TELL him.

- Merano reprise?

- Happy Florence!!! Happy Florence!!!! Happy Florence is adorable look at her precious smile!!!!!

- Aaaaand in comes freddie to fuck it up.

- (gets his kicks above the waistline but sure knows how to hit below the belt)

- "Take it easy, little friend" omg

- *aggressively clinging to each other while singing about how they never want to see the other person again* yep i'm dead

- This Freddie really has zero redeeming qualities AND YET

- oh random acrobatics? cool. i'm no longer surprised by anything that happens on this stage.

- Jean Jacques van Boren is back. I want to compare him to something but every time i see him my mind just goes blank in quiet horror.

- Svetlana strolling in to slay that cheating motherfucker

- Ok I support Sveta's rage always but I have to say i do not love this flipping of I Know Him So Well. I mean, what's the point? Why do they have to fight? It's not like it's Florence's fault Anatoly decided to run off (at least not in this version) since it was pretty clear from the beginning that him and Sveta weren't doing,, super great. The original song has its own issues but I stand behind the concept of Florence and Sveta bonding over their shared experiences with shitty men and especially this shitty man. Now it just makes me like both of them less. And it still doesn't pass the Bechdel test. Ugh.

- Molokov gets a Tragic Backstory because everyone needs one i guess

- It is not smart to fuck with the KGB. Anatoly appears startled by this.

- Side note this act has too little Freddie in it where's my epic rivalry where is the drama

- The way the stage is set up for the final match is pretty cool though

- This match feels a little anticlimactic but in a way that sort of works? Everyone's made their choices already? This is just the inevitable end to the tragedy and you can feel it.

- It does make the whole 'singing the names of previous champions' thing seem a little out of sync. We're past that, this obviously isn't about chess anymore.

- The circular ending is neat. The Story of Chess still doesn't fit the rest of the narrative. Again, very little actual chess in this.

- At this point I don't really care about Anatoly's feelings but Florence deserves better. Normally I'd say she deserves Svetlana but this Svetlana is kind of terrible so, hm, no. She deserves to be single and recover from her breakdown in peace i honestly don't want her to see any of these people again.

Well I definitely understand why this is some people's favorite version! The story's close to solid, and even though everyone's an asshole, they all have their moments of being... if not sympathetic, then at least just pathetic (looking at you Freddie) enough that the audience can give a damn. Personally i still prefer RAH, but then I did come here by way of Rent so I'm biased.

Anyway if you haven't seen Chess på Svenska yet go watch it, you will come out of the experience a different person but you won't have wasted your time :)

[devintrinidad]

Oh my god that's delightful to know! RBC being the drive force for everyone in the last arc! I love her so much. I just know they got together after this (it's canon trust me)

but with 1146 she's experiencing it all over again, but this time, she's the one who will hold his hand and catch him if he falls. It probably makes her feel wanted in the best way possible

OOoh that's a *really* good point!!! And since it was probably before she started officially working, she must have been with another red blood cell under training, so most likely someone who has known her since she was little and therefore has a certain idea of her. I know this isn't a popular thing but I feel like she would enjoy having someone who *hasn't* known her since she was young but rather someone who judges her based on what she is now. It's very possible someone would easily consider her the "clumsy classmate" (even in an affectionate light) and I feel like she would appreciate being seen as *more* than that!

considering that there are trillions of cells, how are they going to meet again???

SOULMATES I TELL YOU. Try to convince me they don't get reincarnated together YOU CAN'T

Speaking of the WBC squad, you are right they would totally support seeing their leader happy. THEY ARE THE BEST HYPE BUDDIES AND WINGMEN (embarassingly) OKAY . I think they would support their bro at first after finding out he has a crush on ae-3803  despite not knowing anything about her. They just want their buddy to be happy. But when they get to know more about her (outside from the instances of seeing her screaming and running away for her dear life in the battle field bc that is NOT a great impression.) , they approve of them EVEN HARDER and they are very glad they won't have to make ridiculously bizarre plans to get 1146 to confess to her

Also you mentioned 2001 in the previous ask and I forgot to talk about it but OH GOD he is so hot 🫦 I genuinely love his design (there is just something about bald/buzz cut characters that scratches something in my brain). Also this is more of a personal hc but I feel like he'd use sign language a lot!

And Thank you so much too!! I had lots of fun rambling about CAW with you! Hope you have a great night/day as well <333

Oh my gosh, I would love some more 3803 lore, she would definitely be the type to have puppy crushes and date a few cells here and there. And you have a point! I bet she would like to date someone who hasn't known her since she was a young erythroblast so when 1146 ends up in her life, she's eager to show him that she's more than just the poor, confused little cell in the bone marrow!

1146 more than lives up to her expectations when it's clear that he respects her, not only because she serves a vital role in the body, but also because of her fortitude.

Hehehehe, soulmate au when??? (just kidding, someone else made a wonderful au years ago and it's on ao3!)

WBC squad are simultaneously the best bros and the worst wingmen ever. (If 3803 hasn't made it clear already that she plans on pursuing 1146, they definitely let it slip that 1146 likes her!)

YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON EVER--I REALLY DO MEAN EVER--TO SHARE MY EXACT SAME THOUGHTS WITH HIM

MAH POOR BOI WHO DOESN'T GET ANY ATTENTION!

He doesn't get much characterization (if any), but I believe that he's the old man in the group (besides 1146) who looks straitlaced and aloof, but he's so mischievous and cunning when he wants to be. Oooooohhhh, and sign language? That's an amazing headcanon! He does look like to be a man of very few words, often preferring action, so I can see him using his hands and facial expressions to get his point across!

(He signs everything with a deadpan expression, hahaha)

Thanks for the headcanons and I hope that you have a wonderful day! :

[commaclear]

theory time with 🌈: Violets Are Blue edition!

Ok so my current theory is that there isn’t actually a cop on schlatt’s side and that wil told q that to make him distrust his coworkers so that he’d be isolated and cut off from their insight and it would cause tensions which would stress q out further, all of this making him easier to manipulate.

Even if there is actually a dirty cop in the precinct, telling q is a risk where not telling him would allow the “spy” to operate unsuspected and telling q would cause him to keep info from the others including the spy, so either way i believe wil telling q about it that was further manipulation.

Now if there is a spy, purpled seems like the most obvious to us right now (but im growing more familiar with comma stories so i wont lay down any specific prediction yet) not just bc he asked q about wil and quackity himself started suspecting him. In earlier chapters it mentioned that he’s worked mob cases before and is known for them, so there’s not too much question of how he ended up within the vicinity of one of schlatt’s operations. AND in canon, purpled is the one among the las nevadas crew that plots to betray and take down quackity. Again im not making any accusations yet, but so far, the evidence is pointing to purpled more than any of the others.

In purpled’s defense however, q suddenly being super successful in the schlatt case around the same time he started talking to wil is something most people could notice if they were paying attention, which purpled probably was since q had asked him for some help with the case before.

Perhaps bc he’s familiar with these types of cases, he understands the danger q is in by being successful and/or by working with wil, maybe he understands that working with wil puts WIL in danger which would jeopardize the case if wil is really helping q.

Furthermore, if there is a cop helping schlatt, wil is putting himself in a lot of danger with schlatt by “helping” quackity, even if it is just a distraction from a much bigger operation.

This brings me to wil, God, wil, if he’s trying to keep q distracted, then the reason he gave q the tip about the drug bust is to gain q’s trust by giving him something real and to satisfy him for a while, like giving a dog a bone to chew on.

But considering schlatt’s distaste for wil’s “games” i doubt he’ll be happy if he finds out that it happened bc of wil.

Also the office shenanigans are both super fun to read as they are and are an interesting juxtaposition with the high stakes and tension surrounding quackity’s and wil’s storylines (i’d say its like something watching brooklyn nine-nine side-by-side with breaking bad but ive never seen b99 and i never finished breaking bad)

good day, comma!

- 🌈

Oooooohhhh

I like this theory, I really like this theory, you touched on way too many extremely plot relevant details for me to say much other than yes I very much enjoyed your use of evidence

Also omg, you've actually hit the nail on the head for my two mood inspos here! My gritty crime draws a lot from breaking bad (which I also never finished lol) and the goofy cops are very b99

You have earned an anon gold star for astuteness! ⭐️

[dangertoozmanykids101]

First off ....

@lokisgoodgirl I think we need a collection of his "... his casually erotic prop of the day."

Second of all, thank you so much @alexakeyloveloki and @vbecker10 for alerting me that such fuckery as this was going on right under my nose.

NOW as for @infinitystoner and @joyful-enchantress - oooooohhhh you two don't know what you've done!! All I can think about now are tiny elves offering Santa his Cocoa.

And how tiny those hands are compared to everything Santa.

Okay, that's more extreme than I was thinking, but don't think I haven't thought it!! This poor little dear is so upset that she's sooo much tinier than the traditional elves. And Loki Santa consoles her. "It's okay little one. I'm sure we can figure something out. There are so many ways you can worship your god.

That was the day our Frosty Blue Winter God began carrying a pocket elf.

The Red Mug of Sex

No one should look this hot holding a mug.

I mean, seriously. That mischievous look? That slicked back jet black hair? The ‘I’m about to invade yo ovaries’ walk? That damn mug brings it all together. At this point idek what I’m trying to say anymore, all I know is that I AM MOIST AS A TURKEY 

OHH NO YOU DON’t, not witH THAT POWER-STANCING, MUG-WIELDING, OVARY-FRYING BULLSHIT – what even is that face???? Prince of Asgard, King of the Sinister Sexy, Ruler of Women who’ve a taste for delicious villainy OHH LORDY LORD take mE TO CHURCH

[adventurer-gearld]

I am curious about this Au. Tell me all about it

Alright so. Ace Attorney, but now they have Pokémon, it may not change the storyline massively BUT everyone has a backstory and events that transpire with the pokèmon, like how they were caught, names and what happens to them in the course of the games! I think about interactions and all that a lot

It gets pretty long, and also spoilers for the Ace Attorney games

Phoenix: the fletchling line, and a scorpi -the fletchlings name is Twig, he got Twig when he was 10 or so, after DL-6. -Twig evolves at the end of each of the trilogy games -Twig is an enjoyer of bitter food -frequently tries putting themself between Phoenix and danger, it doesn't work and they both usually get hurt. -during the confrontation with Manfred in the records room, they did just that, unfortunately flying types are weak to electric

The Scorpi is unamed at the moment -originally Dahlia's pokemon, Phoenix adopted them after she went to jail -Dahlia wasn't a bad trainer per say, but she wasn't a good one either -was very very wary of Phoenix at first -now very very protective of him -stays at home, or in their pokeball most of the time -i cant. Draw scorpi

-Phoenix's battle style includes a lot of feinting and subtle commands through his tone of voice or hand movements. -Twig and the scorpi originally didnt get along, but now they are inseparable

Maya: Zorua, Phantump and Trevenant -The Feys have a connection with psychic, ghost and dark types that allow them a better understanding of them, ghost types to the highest degree, so Feys will have a pokemon of those types as a partner

the Zorua is named Cheese, short for Cheeseburger -Maya found them when she was around 7 in the wild, and made friends with them using food. Caught Cheese when she was 10 and stole a pokeball from the professor who was supposed to give her a starter -uses their illusions to play pranks and steal, Maya endorses this -is dead actually -died trying to protect Maya from De Killer -ITS OKAY THOUGH they came back :D -became a hisuian Zorua, a ghost/normal type after death due to wanting a lot of vengeance against De Killer -evolves at some point during the 7 year gap

Trevenant and Phantump, Charley and Charlie -Charley, the Trevenant, was Mia's pokemon -isn't really Maya's, mostly just on paper so they weren't released -just hangs around the office -sad all the time

-Charlie, the phantump just kinda appeared in the office a few weeks after Mia's death -conveniently always disappears when Mia gets channeled -wears a yellow scarf

Maya's battling style consists of really fast attacks as to not let her opponent get any attacks in

Miles: Sylveon -named Pess -Manfred doesn't like pokemon, so Miles didn't have one in the first game, and DL-6 happened before he got a starter -when he went missing for a year is when he acquired Pess -went missing, did soul searching, got a brown dog, it turned into a pink dog, went home -Sylveon evolve with friendship so you know Miles is a good trainer

quite inexperienced at battling, both Phoenix and Maya can beat him easily

Franziska: Morpeko -named Winzig -didnt have a pokemon until Investigations where she just shows up with one and never mentions to Miles how she got one -she found them injured and after some deliberation and character development kicking in, she chose to heal them -after Winzig was healed she released it back to the wild -they kept showing up on her doorstep until she relented and caught them -now she always has a supply of snacks on her person at all times, as Morpeko get very hungry -highly protective of Winzig!! -if anyone insults them, instant whip, no warning -everybody knows she cares a lot about her pokemon, she will not admit it though

also inexperienced in battling, she's better than Miles though, Phoenix and Maya still easily win however

[itoshi-s]

I srsly wasnt gonna make u go down a 🐇 hole but im too impatient so this is the 2nd... I give u five words: oral fixation and cum play,, guess who has it?? (Everyone tbh) but think abt it him telling u to keep his first load in ur mouth while pounding u to get his 2nd telling u not to spill it or swallow until his release and even then he would take it in his mouth only to spit it back in urs (ps should i be an emoji anon bc i know which one to use)

OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOO :( NONNIE U ARE BACK !!! i swear u are the sole reason behind my existence rn asdfkjs i blame YOU for the fever i was running last nite !!! cause this is just... kajfhk this is SO GOOD

also worry not ,, there's a proper fic coming based on rabbit hole 2 TONIGHT </3 2.5 is in the works still but u know damn well i had to do these ideas justice. these are perfect i luv ur brain so much bbie !! also answering ur prev ask there's a small list of fav/hard no's when it come's to kinks !

i… have a certain ravenette in mind 4 this……………. but i am curious which one of the bllk guys u thought of mostly cuz!! you are so right i can see each of them being into that </3 can't blame them cause it really is the hottest idea EVER i am in looooove with cumplay :( sigh

cw: nsfw, cum play. 17- dni!

imagine rin holding a hand over your mouth so that nothing spills :( it gets even harder that way cause now you're also struggling to breathe properly with the way his large palm almost covers up your nose, too :( but the look in his eyes is enough of a motivation, you've let him down on this before and each and every time, you were rendered unable to walk properly for the next few days. you're on the verge of crying by the time he's groaning under his breath, pulling out and grabbing you by the ankles to bring you face-level with his cock.

"open," it's breathy and quick, desperate as he jerks himself, grip tight to mimic the feeling of your cunt. he would've thought it's impossible to feel any better than this, but as you obediently open your mouth, showcasing the pool of cum mixing with your saliva, he comes so hard his knees buckle underneath his weight.

and god he cums lots :( milky and runny and there's so, so much, cause he treats his body so well. your mouth overflows, a soft mewl slipping past your mouth along with a streak of cum as you watch him lose it. teal eyes hooded, mouth agape as he pants and grunts under his breath, rides his high out for all it's worth.

you'd think he was done - but the way his thumb reaches down to wipe away the cum that seeped out the corner of your mouth grants you the contrary. there's a glint of unease in your eyes, simply because you're just so worn out since you've been at it for what seems like hours - and he laughs a bit at the sight.

"fuck. who's my good girl?" it's sweet, a praise that you'll never get bored of and rin's aware. you whimper softly, the obvious answer almost rolling off your tongue - but the very next second your eyes are widening just slightly as he does the unexpected and goes for a kiss. filthy, eager and messy with the way his tongue dips past your lips and laps at your own, tasting himself all along.

you grab at his biceps, nails digging into the sturdy muscle, and you can sense yourself soak the sheets with need all over again.

rin groans into your mouth, hips dragging against the mattress despite his cock already bright pink with overstimulation, and grabs the back of your head. pulling you up to more of a sitting position, he deepens the kiss even more and renders you breathless. it gets your head dizzy and heavy with pleasure all over again, jaw slack as you let him take, take, take.

until he's had his fill.

he breaks the proximity between you two, a string of saliva mixed with his seed connecting your lips until he sits back on his heels again. it breaks off, makes him wipe at his chin with the back of his hand - the other already grabbing at your jaw to keep your mouth agape.

this has played out countless times before already, but doesn't fail to make you lightheaded anyway. he spits on your awaiting tongue, adding in to the mess of drool and two hefty loads of cum that have grown bitter on your tongue from the wait.

"good. swallow."

you only ever realize the breath you've been holding when your throat finally bobs, as you swallow the filth and almost choke with the way your lungs feel so tight from asphyxia. your mouth feels strangely empty as you stick your tongue out again, to show no sign of his cum anywhere.

only then does rin's shoulders roll back slightly, taut muscles finally relaxing with a shaky exhale. he's spent and you can tell - from the way his thighs have a slight tremble to them as he lowers himself down to lay next to you, strong arms pulling you on top of his chest.

"god i fucking love you." he breathes. "you know that?" there's an almost amused lilt to his voice as you nose at his throat - settling for a soft hum as your only answer.

of course you know - he makes sure you do, by all the filth he puts you through <3

[au-wannabe-the-very-best]

I recognize that in the Dungeons and Memories Au, they're likely sticking mostly to the story line of PLA at least for Dawn. I can see Ingo and Emmet having their own things going on as well.

I just think that it would be funny if Ingo and Emmet's characters tried to fight Kamando. Pokemon battle or fist fight, don't really care. Given how the guy is in cannon, one of them alone probably wouldn't be able to beat him. Maybe Ingo in a battle if he has his pokemon team (if they're even using pokemon) But together, depending on the character builds? They may have a shot.

But like low-key just kinda want to see them at least try to fight him. I think it would be funny.

You know, there is definitely a lot of stuff happening behind the scenes that you don't see in PLA because the player isn't involved. Like, Ingo maybe started this DnD campaign with Elesa before they added new players. Emmet has gone through three separate characters already by the time the newest young Sinnoh Champion joins, because all three died pretty fucking tragically. Emmet gets too excited and bites off more than he can chew.

(One of those characters challenged Kamado to a duel and died embarrassingly quickly. Emmet has a grudge and it WILL be relevant later during Akari's banishment. Time To Whoop His Stupid Ass— Elesa what the FUCK do you mean I would start a WAR if I fought him?! ELESA DON’T YOU FUCKING—)

I think it would be hilarious if Ingo succeeded where Emmet didn’t in battling against Kamado. He’s spent so long cultivating his character, getting stronger, mastering his techniques, never dying and gaining certain immunities to poison and such. 

He has a high rapport with the Pearl Clan. His position as Lady Sneasler’s Warden is unshakeable, regardless of clan relations. During the banishment, Ingo decides it’s time to shake the story up a bit. He tells Elesa he wishes to plead with Lady Irida in order to take Akari in.

When this doesn’t work out, Ingo chooses Drama. He has his amnesiac character take a knife and slash through the Pearl Clan symbol on his tunic. Then he goes after Akari.

Emmet, Cynthia, Skyla, and Dawn/Hikari lose their god damned minds going OOOOOOHHHH!!! Elesa is flabbergasted and is like FUCK now I gotta change SO MUCH SHIT!!! Because of fucking course she wasn’t expecting that, Ingo’s been playing for so long and has been 100% loyal to the clan so this is like??? What the FUCK Ingo?!

Anyways Ingo takes in Akari and is like... Btw my character is going to remember this action of Kamado’s, so Jot That Down. I’ll be making preparations to Wreck His Shit. Cynthia’s internally like hold up I can still salvage this, and then has her character be like oh you wish to stick it up to Kamado? :))) I can help you with that!!! 

[trashytummiez]

Hi!

How about a overstuffed nauseous bakugo unable to burp until someone gives him a deep belly massage but ends up puking (if emeto is okay)!

Warning: contains bloating burps emeto indigestion tummy play vomiting

"Unnnngh...ffffuuuuck..." Katsuki growled groggily. He was on the couch huffing and panting while his hands aggressively ran across the sides of his bulging belly. The hotheaded blond teenager had just eaten enough to feed half a dozen people leaving his tummy so bloated and round it lifted his black shirt up. His glutted stomach was fully exposed and squeezing down heavily against his pants. It churned so noisily that Katsuki's stomach sounded like it was full of dangerous chemicals all boiling aggressively.

Himari had just entered their dorm and immediately saw her boyfriend slumped on the couch in such strain. She felt a mix of concern and deep arousal at the sight of his belly. "Jeez what did you eat??" Himari asked when she sat down next to him.

"Mrruuugh...too fuckin' much that's what," Katsuki groaned. His fingers really wrapped themselves tightly around his lower tummy trying to squeeze into it as best as he could. He had mouth open expectingly and sounded like he was gagging slightly. "Ungh fuck..." he sneered and patted the side of his belly firmly a few times. "Fuckin' fuck! God I got this huge fuckin' burp in me but it won't fuckin' come out..."

Himari wished she could've attributed the excessive profanity to Katsuki's tummyache but she'd just be fooling herself.

"Here let me help," she insisted and put his hands aside then placed them with her own. Himari's far more delicate hands were planted against the sides of Katsuki's swollen belly. His skin was so warm and hard to the touch. She couldn't even sway his stomach one way or the other. So she leaned into Katsuki and pushed her hands firmly into his belly.

She dug both her palms and her fingertips as firmly into that tight skin as she could get. His stomach bubbled ominously and really forcefully. But she pushed and prodded Katsuki's belly with a deep massage. Eventually Himari's efforts were rewarded in the form of Katsuki throwing his head back and burping so hard that she could feel every inch of her body vibrate from the power of the gas Katsuki just let out.

Katsuki was left groaning heavily. "OOoooohhh fuck...aaahhh..."

"Good boy," Himari teased patting his belly playfully. She loved the way his bulging stomach felt and the sounds it made almost as much as she loved those raucous burps Katsuki could let rip.

"I ain't a fuckin' doOooOoOOOOOooOg!!!" Katsuki interrupted himself with a rumbling burp that gave way almost immediately to another sharper burp.

He huffed again while Himari kept firmly kneading Katsuki's belly. She was massaging deeply into his belly as firmly as she could to get the gas rushing out. Her hands pushed and ground into his sides until she squeezed a very tense part of his belly. This made Katsuki's throat gurgle wetly. He lurched forward and gave a wet slimy burp but it was one that ended in his throat lurching violently. Midway into his burp Katsuki gagged wetly and grossly.

Instantly he covered his mouth and went green. "Oh fuck~" Katsuki barely managed to speak up. He rushed up from the couch and sprinted as fast as he could to the bathroom. Himari looked on with surprise and concern which was only made worse when she heard Katsuki spew violently into the toilet bowl. She cringed when she heard a stream of bile spewing out from Katsuki's mouth and splashing into the water followed by a groan and a flush.

"Unnnngh...oooooohhhh god..." Katsuki groaned breathlessly drooling heavily as his mouth hung open.

"Sorry I didn't realize I was squeezing that hard," Himari said when she headed into the bathroom and rubbed Katsuki's back. He apparently thought ahead and sprayed the hell out of the bathroom with air freshener after that. She continued rubbing his back while he panted in an exhausted way.

"Fuck off..." he groaned. "I ate too fuckin' much...that was on me..."

Katsuki looked miserable because he knew it wasn't finished.

He gagged into the toilet then gave another really harsh and painful sounding burp. It left Katsuki huffing until he ended up burping again so hard that a stream of vomit spewed out of his gaping mouth and rushed into the toilet bowl. Himari cringed and clenched her eyes but could hear the sickly sounds.

Katsuki must have really overdone it this time...

"That's okay. Get it all out," she said gently and patted his back a few times.

"Gruh...p-push..." Katsuki croaked.

"...Wha-"

"-On my stomach, push..."

Himari frowned in an uncertain grossed out kind of way but she did as Katsuki pleaded. She wrapped her arms around his waist and felt up his bare belly. It was warmer than usual and churning harder than she'd ever felt it churn before. In fact she could even feel it jostling a little from how aggressively it was gurgling. It was a complete mess in there.

She did a countdown to herself and then squeezed Katsuki's belly.

A huge echoing burp blasted out of Katsuki and with it a flood of vomit into the toilet. Katsuki was literally burping his puke up. If Himari were into emeto as much as she were into burping she'd be in heaven right now. Instead she couldn't help but cringe at the grossness.

Eventually it stopped and Katsuki spat out the last of his slimy bile into the toilet before flushing his sick down. He laid down on the floor of the bathroom panting heavily and his tummy stuck out over him looking much smaller than it was given how much of his meal he just puked up.

Himari sprayed more air freshener into the bathroom and tried to help Katsuki but he quickly stopped her and said "Just...lemme lay here fer a sec...ohhh fuck..."

The young lady frowned sympathetically at her boyfriend then crawled onto the floor with him. In a much more gentle fashion she rubbed his still pooched out tummy and tried to settle it down. "Next time you overeat for me try not to make yourself sick please..."

Despite how groggy and miserable Katsuki was he managed a weak but undeniably cocky grin. "Ungh...g-get over yerself...I did that shit...ohhh...'cuz I could..."

Himari stared down at Katsuki and gave his belly a teasing pat. "...Well evidently you couldn't..."

A long burp exited Katsuki's mouth and left him simply groaning in response. He didn't know which was worse; his aching belly or the fact that he couldn't do something for once.

[scortchedtoast]

Now my friend I need your top 5 best disney movies. Then your top 5 flops

Oooooohhhh this will be hard to narrow it down but my family and I just got finished watching a bunch. I will also keep this animated only and remove any Pixar collaborations.

1. Mulan- truly the movie of my childhood I watched this movie so much as a kid and it mostly holds up to me. Mushu is funnier than the average talking companion and the cricket and horse don't speak praise be. The songs slap, the emotional beats are the strong love the message and Li Shang is hot af. Mulan is also just such a great protagonist 10s across the board!!

2. Moana- I had been following Moana ever since it was announced and let me tell you it did not disappoint. It came out when I first started college (for animation and I wanted to work for disney which quickly fizzled out thank god but I digress) me and my friends saw it in theaters so I have fond memories of it. Story wise I have no notes a great sound track and one of the very few times I like lin manuel miranda’s work lol. I also probably bought the most merch from this movie.

3. Lilo and Stitch- A classic!! My parents don’t like it cause of the aliens??? But they are haters and are wrong. Great songs, great animation and now that I'm older I really feel for Nani and cry literally everytime she sings Aloha Oe before they come to take Lilo away. Like I cry again when the alien grabs Lilo and Nani thinks its over. Its a great movie if it can make me cry, plus stitch is adorable.

4. Tarzan- A Suprise entry for me! I remember hating Tarzan as a kid but when I rewatched it, it was an instant fave. Its so well done and also has great songs too, I even enjoyed the love story between Jane and Tarzan and I'm pretty picky about that with Disney. Like I was very pleasantly suprised and this knocked lion king off the list cause lion king was a disappointment on a re-watch.

5. Tangled- It was either this or Atlantis but I had to go with the og of the 3d princesses, and the animation still holds up! (Better than frozen’s if we are being real). This movie is the last princess movie of the old forumla incoroprating romance and a villain and its good fun. She should've got the love Elsa got but oh well.

Flops- I'm gonna preface this by saying I'm sure there are way WAY worse disney movies. I just have never watched them cause they look bad so these are the ones that I've watched that didn’t hit.

Raya and the Last Dragon- Boooo, decent premise and promising start but they had way too much ground to cover in such a short runtime. I honestly feel it would've done way better as a disney plus show like then we would've spent more time exploring the different places but no we had to speed run. Sisu was annoying af awkafina’s voice only made it worse. The moral to trust the person that literally already betrayed you, has been hunting you down, and showed no real signs of changing was also very bad and heavy handed. No way would I have trusted undercut after how she behaved also sisu is literally ignoring how the old lady betrayed her earlier in the movie just cause you trust some ppl doesn’t mean you can trust everyone.

Beauty and the beast- This was an easy one, so boring I never finished. I didn't watch as a kid so again no nostalgia but it sucks man and I tried to watch the live action too and it was even WORSE only made it through even less of that one.

Peter pan- The racism is startling on a rewatch and everyone was so nasty and mean to wendy it felt sexist a bit how every woman was a nasty hater trying to kill her because they wanted to be with peter. Also just boring and bad in general I had a horrible time watching it.

Frozen 2- A gigantic mess from start to finish. There was no salvaging this mess and the addition of the 5 spirits, and enchanted forest, and parents backstory was a confusing choice to pick. Also the spirits designs themselves were trash and super weird. Also from a dystopian capitalist viewpoint why did they not make the four other spirits magic girls as well so they could sell different dolls of the new magical girls. It also would've worked better as a tv show and wouldn't have been as rushed. I'm being nice because I know they had to rework a lot of the movie last minute.

Fox and the Hound- super boring and tedious to get through like all old disney movies. The songs were also super atrocious too, I use to love this movie as a kid but probably just because there were talking animals like no other part is redeeming. The subplot with the birds trying to eat the bug was super annoying too like this is a movie not a tv show why is there a totally unrelated B plot getting a ton of time.

[truegenius]

Why Are You Scared of Loving?

morcia blurb for @temily <3

Summary: Three times Derek says “I love you” and the time Penelope finally says it back.

Pairing: Morcia

Rating: G

tw: none

The first time he said it out loud, it wasn't even to her. Prentiss and JJ had been teasing him in the bullpen on one of their days off.

"Oooooohhhh look at his face," Emily had said to JJ while eying Derek, "He can't stop smiling!"

"Careful Morgan, your face might freeze like that." JJ teased from her spot next to Emily.

"I'm pretty sure it already has!" Emily laughed as she brought her hand up to protect herself from the file that Derek had thrown her way.

"Hey, I can't help it if I love her." Derek had shrugged, still smiling from ear to ear.

"You what?" Derek froze hearing Penelope's voice from behind him. All three agents froze, their smiles slowly dropping.

"Babygirl! I–" Derek started, but she was gone by the time he turned around.

***

The second time it happens, they were on a case. It wasn't even on purpose. It was a slip of the tongue, a habit, like he'd been saying it all his life. The team was gathered around a small table in the local precinct, listening as Garcia debriefed them on what she found on their latest unsub.

"Thanks Garcia," Hotch said as he went to update the local police.

"Stay safe crimefighters! I'll hit you back when I have more details." Garcia said while the others started gathering files and head back into the field.

"Alright, thanks babygirl. I love you." Derek said and everyone froze. It wasn't his usual flirty "love ya mamma" sign off. He hadn't said anything since the day in the bullpen. Every time Derek tried to bring it up, Penelope would always change the topic or find a way out of the conversation altogether.

There was a pregnant pause before Prentiss finally spoke up, "Garcia, are you still there?"

"Yep! Bye!" Penelope said shortly. They heard a click and the line went dead.

***

The third time was after dinner, Derek had made his famous sweet potato pie and Penelope had insisted on cleaning up.

"Baby, you don't have to do that," Derek smiled, coming up behind where she was standing at the sink, "I'll do it in the morning."

"I know, but you made such a wonderful meal and the least I can do is clean it up a bit." She frowned slightly as reached from behind her and took the towel and plate and set them on the counter.

He spun her around so he could look into her eyes, "It's ok, really. Having you here is all I need. I love you."

He could feel her stiffen in his arms. This time it wasn't some offhanded comment to a couple of friends or some passing remark at the end of a phone call. This time, Derek's voice was filled with unspoken promises and a future with a white picket fence and kisses goodnight and growing old together in rocking chairs on a porch overlooking the ocean. This time he meant every syllable of those three small words and Penelope was terrified. Terrified because she could feel all the emotion in his eyes; terrified because she could sense him gazing into her soul and tearing all her walls down; and most of all terrified because she wanted to let him.

Derek could see her mind going into overdrive. He could see the worry in her eyes and he could feel her pulling away even if there was less than an inch between them.

"Babygirl, talk to me" Derek said, moving an out of place strand of hair out of her eyes, "Why are you scared of loving?"

She could feel her heartbeat slowing just from listening to his voice, calm and soothing, "I just–"

He could feel her start to shake in his arms so he poured her a glass of water and slowly moved them to the couch.

"Please don't push me away." Derek said lowly, turning his body to face her.

"It's just that in the past, everyone I've ever loved ends up leaving... My parents– Kevin– God, even Shane. And I can't let that happen to you, Derek. I won't. Because I don't know what I would do without– do without you, " She hiccuped, "And I–"

Tears were running freely down her face and the sight broke Derek's heart. He took both her hands into one of his and wiped her cheek with the other, "Penelope, look at me please."

His hand went to her chin to gently lift her head until her eyes met his gaze, "I'm right here baby. I'm not going anywhere. Do you feel this?"

He brought one of her hands up to his chest, over his heart. She could feel his heartbeat, strong, and steady, and unwavering beneath the soft fabric of his shirt.

"This is me not going anywhere. This is me promising to be right here by your side for the rest of your life. This is me not running from what makes me happy anymore. This is me loving you with every beat of my heart." Derek said, looking at her as her eyes were locked onto where her hand was still placed on his chest. Her breathing was quiet and stable now but her watery eyes still shined brightly in the dim light.

After a long moment she finally raised her eyes to meet his with a small smile, "I love you, Derek Morgan."

taglist: @morcias @hotchsbabygirl @pagetsimp @wheelsup @makaylajadewrites @spencers-renaissance @tobias-hankel @scandinavian-punk @lavenderbau @honeyharreh @morceid @temily @ssa-m-187 @hotchgans (i don’t have an official one so just tagging some people who might like it. please lmk if you want to be added or removed 👉👈)

[your-nerd-is-showing]

Request for @sassyeahhhh

Hi i really like your work I don't really want to make it awkward but can i request? Levi x female reader fluff smut angst maybe? where she gets hurt and he lashes out (he is also afraid to loose her because of some messed up nightmare?) Ends up with amazing lovemaking and cutesy talk??

It's finally done! I hope I did your request justice!!

PART ONE:

AOT Levi x Reader No Regrets Part 2!!!!

NSFW AFTER PHOTO

Content: Smut

Warnings: unprotected sex, Levi being Levi, sex out in the woods, minors not allowed!

“(Y/N) you’re an idiot you brat!” Yelled Levi as he brought you into the hospital.

“The bastard took me by surprise Levi it’s really not a big deal I'm-I'm f-ahhhh!” You cried out and grabbed your shoulder crimson leaking everywhere.

“Shut it brat. You need stitches that wound is pretty deep. Let’s move it.”

You were instantly seen by the doctor.

“I can kill a God damn titan but get blindsided by a person.” You laughed as the doctor stitched you up. “That's pretty sad!”

“Stupid you need to be more careful! That could of ended up a lot worse than it did (Y/N).” Levi said scolding you.

“I'm sorry Levi…. I promise I will be more careful.” You smiled at him, the doctor soon had you stitched up and ready to go home with Levi. On the walk home you noticed Levi was being extra cautious and overprotective, it was strange to see him act that way.

Levi hid you under his green Scouts cloak, keeping his strong arm wrapped around your waist he walked home. Levi was vigilant, his eyes darting back and forth being aware of every little movement.

Ever since you both joined the Scouts you and Levi had been making quite a name for yourselves. The Power Couple, Humanities Strongest Soldier and The Titan Slaying Princess. Being so famous you had plenty of men chasing after you even though everyone knew you were with Levi they were still stupid enough to try and make a move on you. The men liked to take Levi on as a challenge they were curious to see how someone so small was so strong and he never lost a fight.

You had known Levi since you were ten years old and from the very beginning he was protecting you. He was sixteen when he rescued you from some evil men trying to sell you into slavery. Since that day he watched over you, trained you, Levi turned you into the woman you were today.

You peeked your head out from under his cloak the Scouts camp was right in front of you, you were almost home.

“Hey! Captain Levi! Captain(Y/N)!” Yelled Hanji.

“Hey Hanji!” You smiled and waved at her.

You and Levi had only been a part of the scouts for six months but you both quickly flew through the ranks, becoming respected far and wide.

“What happened to your shoulder (Y/N)?” She asked.

“Oooooh you know the usual challenger trying to take me away from Levi. This one had a friend and thought they could catch us off guard but it didn’t work!” You boasted.

“No!” Levi butted in. “It was a bad situation(Y/N)! You really could of gotten hurt worse than you did. This is really getting out of hand. I hate all these stupid assholes trying to fight me for you!” He yelled starting to get angry. “Tch. If I knew keeping my promise of protecting you was going to involve all of this I wish I didn’t make it!”

You looked at him upset as tears started to fill your eyes. “Well Captain Levi I never forced you into protecting me! I never forced you into a relationship ether! If you don’t want to do ether anymore that’s just fine I can protect myself!” You ran off into the woods.

“Tch stupid brat.”

You ran through the woods for a while until you came to a clearing with a beautiful lake. You paused and looked around. “Something seems off.” You reached into your boot and pulled out a huge knife. “Whoever you are I know you’re out there! Show yourself!” You yelled.

Three men came out of the woods running at you. “Pfffft pathetic.” You scoffed and pulled a second knife out of your other boot. You ran at the men taking them out like it was nothing. “That was almost too easy. Huh?” You turned around and were tackled down to the ground knocking your knives out of your hands. “Fuck! G-get off me you asshole!” You kicked him in his balls to get him off of you. Your tried to get away but he grabbed your ankle. “What the fuck!” You were only inches away from your knife. “I-I can’t get it!” You struggled trying to get away.

“Where’s your bad ass boyfriend no- gahhhh!” The man screamed out in pain.

“He’s right here you bastard!” Levi kicked the mans face in.

Levi walked over to you and helped you up. “T-thanks Levi….”

“Come on lets head back to the camp (Y/N).”

“Hold it just a minute Levi, you can’t just yell at me like that and think everything is okay! That really hurt my feelings…. Why did you say that to me? If you really feel that way why did we have sex that night?” Your eyes teared up again. “We aren’t even in an official relationship! You never asked me to be your girlfriend! Everyone just assumes we are together, including me!” You started to cry. “All you said was that you dreamed of the day you could fuck me! Typical fucking men ever since I was of age men have just looked at me like a piece of meat! I thought you were different Levi! That’s why I fell in love with you!” You stopped yelling when you realized you blurted out that you were in love with Levi. You stood there a hot crying mess becoming more upset by the second.

Levi stood there looking at you shocked.

“Y-you're not even going to say anything to me!” You wanted to run away again in that moment it was as if Levi read your mind and he grabbed you so you wouldn’t run.

“Don't even think about running brat!”

“And there you go again calling me a damn brat! I’m not a stupid Cadet Levi! I’m your fucking partner there may be a six-year age gap between us and I may only be twenty but I am your equal!” You tried to get out of his grasp but it was no use.

“(Y/N)….” He sighed, you stopped struggling and looked up at Levi. “Listen I'm sorry for the way I behaved I'm just….”

“Just what Levi?” You’re eyes widened in shock. “Levi are you crying?”

“I'm-I’m scared that I'm going to lose you (Y/N)!” He started to cry more. “Ever since we lo-lost Furlan and Isabel on the first scouting expedition I've been having horrible nightmares of you d-dying almost every night! It's driving me i-insane I haven’t had a good nights sleep in months. The dreams they feel so-so real….”

“Levi…” You took his face in your hands and wiped away his tears. “Is that why you have been acting so differently?”

“You could tell?”

You gave him an ‘are you serious look'. “Levi come on it’s me we are talking about here! I know you better than I know myself of course I could tell…. I just didn’t know what was causing you to act this way…. I can’t say I’m complaining either…. Emotions look good on you Levi.” You said teasing him as you poked his nose causing him to blush. “Is the great Levi blushing!?” You giggled.

“Hey don’t make fun of me!” He said turning even redder.

“Darling I’m not making fun of you at all. Scouts honor! You’re quite cute when you blush Levi.” You kissed his cheek.

He looked at you and smiled.

“I love it when you smile Levi.” You kissed his lips.

Levi pulled you in closer deepening the kiss, you parted your lips allowing his tongue access as you moaned out feeling a bulge poke at you. Levi broke the kiss. “(Y/N)?” He looked deep into your eyes.

“Yes Levi?”

He pushed you to the ground and straddled your waist. “Will you be my girlfriend?” He asked you, his steel-blue eyes filled with lust and wonder.

“I thought I already was your girlfriend?” You asked him smugly.

“Well I'm making it official…. So will you be my girlfriend (Y/N)?”

“Of course I will Levi.” You kissed his nose.

He smiled. “Good, now we are official.” He started to unbutton your shirt.

You blushed deeply. “Levi wh-what are you doing?” You squeaked out as he pulled your breast out of your bra gently rolling your nipple between his fingers.

“I was hoping we could have make-up sex?” He said smugly. “Hot passionate make-up sex.” He said before nipping at your nipple. “If that’s okay with you of course?”

You grabbed at his pants. “Of course its okay with me Captain, I’m just surprised you wanna do it out here. Where you can get dirty.”

“Mmmmmm I want to get dirty in more ways than one (Y/N)…. Plus tomorrow is laundry day.” He winked at you.

“Oh Levi how can I say no to you?” You giggled.

“Hmmmm you can’t?” He replied smugly as he unbuttoned your pants.

“Especially when you’re looking at me like that with those bedroom eyes.”

Levi smirked at you as he pulled down your pants and underwear. He looked on in wonder as he exposed you, licking his lips he pressed his palm against your womanhood making your juices leak all over his hand. “My, my, my you’re already so turned on (Y/N).” He took his soaked hand licking your juices off slowly and sensually, his eyes never looking away from you as he inserted two fingers.

“Oh-ohhhhh!” You moaned as Levi pumped his fingers in and out of you. Your body wiggled around as he went faster. “Le-Leviiiiii oooooohhhh-oooooooh!” You looked up through half-open eyes at Levi, his gaze was still fixed on you a huge smile across his face.

“Mmmmmm yes (Y/N) I love the facial expressions you’re making right now Princess.” He took his thumb and started to massage your clit, which sent you over the edge making you moan even louder, getting you wetter by the second. He leaned in ever so gently flicking your clit with his tongue, you shuddered at his touch as he leaned in to tease you again.

“F-fuck Levi, s-stop teasing me!” You growled as you pulled on his raven hair.

“Oh but it’s so much fun too.” He said smugly. “I love the way your body responds to me when I touch it.” He nipped at your inner thighs.

“L-Levi!” Your hips bucked wildly.

He let out a sigh. “Very well Princess.” He kissed your abdomen. “As you wish.” He licked his lips as he went down on you.

You let out a sigh of relief as his tongue finally made contact with your clit. “Ah-ahhh yessss Levi ju-just like that!” You cried out as he swirled his tongue around.

Levi loved to eat you out he loved the way you tasted, the way you grabbed his hair and pushed his face into your soaking core. It turned him on so much to give you all this pleasure and he never expected anything in return.

“Le-Levi I'm-I'm gonna cummmmmm!” You wined out as you released your first orgasm squirting into his mouth.

He licked up every last drop before coming up and wiped his face off before kissing you.

Your hands traveled down towards his pants as you kissed him back you unbuttoned them and pulled out his throbbing member. He moaned into your mouth as you ran your hands up and down his shaft. You hastened the pace making Levi moan louder and louder, turning you on even more as his sweet moans filled the night sky. “It’s like a sweet song listening to you moan Levi.”

“(Y-Y/N-N) please don’t s-stop.” He whimpered.

“If you get off me I can give you even more pleasure.” You said giving him a smug look.

He looked at you raising an eyebrow but complied.

You pushed him down and straddled his waist, kissing him passionately as you slowly bucked your hips grinding against his length. His sweet lewd moans turned you on so much, it was a rare sight to see Levi like this he always loved to be the dominant one so if you could get him to be submissive in any little way you jumped at it. The only way you knew how was to go down on him.

Levi broke the kiss and looked at you his face red as a tomato. “(Y/N)?” He traced your lips with his thumb.

“Yes Levi?” You asked even though you knew what he wanted you just liked to hear him ask.

“When you said you’d give me even more pleasure…. Did you mean you’d go down on me?”

“If that is what you want then yes!” You smiled at him.

He nodded his head. “Yes it is (Y/N) I want you to so very badly.”

“As you wish Captain.” You kissed him again before lowering yourself to his member. You gently gripped it in your hands running them along his smooth shaft, you heard his breathing becoming heavier. You glanced up at Levi seeing his complexion with pure ecstasy plastered to it. “I've barely done anything to you Captain and you’re already going crazy.” You said smugly.

“W-what can I say (Y/N) you know how to make me submit to you…. Just with one simple question, I'm like a puddle in your hands…..”

You chuckled. “Mhm and I love it when you get like this…. Something about you being Mr. Tough guy all the time then seeing you be submissive it’s so sexy Levi.”

“And I love to see you dominant, it’s such a turn on to have you take control of me sometimes.”

You smiled at him sensually as you licked the pre-cum off his tip, sending shivers down his spine. You flicked your tongue a few more times watching his member twitch at every lick before taking his member in it’s entirety.

Levi gripped your hair locking eyes with you as he looked on in amazement while your head bobbed up and down. “F-fuck th-that feels so-so-so good (Y/N). Ah-ahhhh! God d-damn!”

You quickened the pace licking and sucking, making his member become even harder. Then you deep throated him again taking Levi's member all the way, hastily going back to the tip sucking it hard as your tongue licked all around while you ran your hand up and down his shaft making him tremble at your touch.

He tugged on your hair letting out a loud moan as you deep throated him once more. “Ugnnnnn ah-ahhhhh! Ooooooh!” He howled as you played with his balls.

You went back to the tip licking and sucking bringing Levi almost over the limit.

“G-God damn (Y/N).” He pulled you off and leaned in kissing you passionately, you moaned into his mouth as his length rubbed against your clit. He deepened the kiss as he slipped in, making you moan louder as he started to thrust. Levi broke the kiss. “(Y/N)?” He looked at you is face was bright red.

“Y-yes Le-Levi?” You moaned out.

“I-I-I…. I love y-you Princess.” He said shyly as he continued to thrust.

Your eyes teared up. “R-really Levi?” You smiled.

He smiled back and nodded. “Yes (Y/N) I have loved you for a very long time.” He held your hips as he went deeper and deeper.

“L-Le-Levi I-I love y-you toooo!” You moaned out as you gushed everywhere.

Levi leaned in again kissing you as he wrapped his arms around you slowing down the pace savoring each moment. He held you close as he looked deep into your (E/C) eyes. “(Y/N) you’re so beautiful…. How did I get so lucky?”

“What do you mean L-Levi-ooooooh!”

He leaned into your ear. “To have someone as amazing as you.” He nipped at your neck as he thrusted faster. He shifted your legs and spread you open. “Here hold your legs just like this.” You did so, Levi spread your lips open as he rubbed your clit.

You moaned out loudly as he went deeper and faster your back arched as your cries of pleasure filled the night sky you reached another orgasm.

“That's it Princess cum for me.” He pulled out to switch positions, you took him by surprise and pushed him down to get on top.

You straddled his waist grinding against his member again making Levi go crazy. You continued to rub your clit making yourself squirt all over Levi.

“F-fuck.” He grunted grabbing your hips as he slid back in.

“So eager to be inside me Levi…. What was he cold and lonely?” You said smugly as you sensually choked him.

He looked up at you biting his lower lip he nodded his head. “Mhmmmm very lonely, he loves the way he fits inside you so perfectly.”

“Oh I bet he does.” You smirked as you slammed down on Levi getting him deep inside you. You gripped his muscular shoulders as you wildly bounced up and down. “Oh-oh-oh Le-Leviiiii!” You cried out as he grabbed your butt spreading your cheeks and pounded into you. You took control again slowing down the pace sensually rocking your hips back and forth.

“F-fuck (Y/N) you keep this up you’re gonna make me cum.” He grunted as he pinched your nipples, you tilted your head back moaning louder and louder as he hit your G-spot perfectly. “(Y/N) I love you so much…. I want to spend the rest of my life with you and have a family.”

“I do too Levi more than anything…. I could never imagine being with anyone but you.” You smiled at him as you continue to rock your hips.

“Well then lets get married someday soon.”

“Yes please my love!” You moaned out as he pounded into you.

He ran his hands up and down every inch of your curves as he went deeper. He could feel himself getting close to his climax and slammed into you even faster. “(Y/N) I'm going to cum….”

“Then give me your babies.” You whispered into his ear.

That sent Levi over the edge as he moaned out releasing himself inside you. He grabbed your head wildly attacking your lips as he thrusted a few more times before pulling out.

You laid on top of him a hot drilling mess panting heavily. “T-that was a-amazing my love!” You cooed as you cuddled close to him.

He kissed the top of your head. “Yes it was Princess. Shall we go back to the barracks, shower and go to bed? I just want to hold you all night and never let you go.”

“I'm never going anywhere for as long as I live. You’re stuck with me Levi.” You giggled as you got up to get dressed.

“Hm, no you’re stuck with me, because I don’t know how the hell you put up with me.” He chuckled as he threw your pants at you.

“Easily! You’re just too sexy for your own good and your sexiness blinds your attitude.” You laughed harder almost falling over.

“Oh really now?” He smiled at you. “You're such a goof.”

“Well I have to balance out your seriousness somehow! If we were both serious this would be a boring romance.”

“That- that is true. You certainly keep me on my toes (Y/N).”

The two of you finished getting dressed and headed back to the barracks.

Hanji came running up to you and Levi. “So how was the make up sex?” She asked smugly.

“It was amazing!” You blurted out. “Wait! How did you know?”

“Ohhhhh I think everyone knows (Y/N) we could hear you all the way over here.” She laughed.

“Ooooops.” You laughed. “Well I’m not sorry at all! Let them hear and be jealous.” You boasted.

[dreamerwriternstargazer]

So I had a fun day today at an indoor fun park

Because surprise it was not just a trampoline park it had everything indoors; rock climbing, drop slide, climbing course, obstacle course, laser tag, and this curious “tunnel zone” which literally mirrors how real underground washing-machine-window circumference cave tunnels look

Like it’s a small and very tightly spaced labyrinth of cave like tunnels

That have a circumference

Of a washing machine

So anyway I tried the drop slide (did I mention it was 30ft? It was literally 3 flights of stairs up. Taller than my frickin’ house.) which if you don’t know is a straight down vertical slide that is terrifying and exhilarating

And I went on that, scared obviously but holy CRAP it was fun and I went 3 times before I started feeling a bit dizzy so I switched to rock climbing

Which was fun until my arms gave out, I tried 3 different walls but I never reached the top, only a limit of blisters on my hands, I got a 3rd of the way on like 2 and the last one I was too weak to even raise my leg up. Still, great fun, wore a harness but it was connected to a pulley rather than a person so if you dropped you still dropped pretty fast

And now we circle back to those caverns, those indoor minuscule cave tunnels that would give a mouse claustrophobia. For context, I am severely claustrophobic! My youngest sister wanted to go in however and I didn’t like the idea of my fear conquering me with this, it’s *tunnels* for God’s sake and who knows if I may someday need the skill of manoeuvring my way through tunnels in a life or death situation? The words I said to the lady at the drop slide came back to me “even if I get scared, I do it out of spite because screw you fear doesn’t control me!”

I had to go in to accompany my baby sis anyway and my other sister had already gone through the tunnels, she warned me it was scary as there was very little lighting as well to mimic real cave conditions, and it was extremely tight, a struggle for her to get out. I shrugged and assumed I’d be okay since I’m smaller than her but oooooohhhh dear

Oh dear

First of all I was surrounded by other kids, a lot of kids who were yelling and screaming and enjoying the fun of being in an underground cave tunnel network, I however got stuck on the first tunnel

Managed to somehow wiggle my way through

But these kids had been in there longer than me so when I joined them and tried to follow them through a few more tunnels to the exit (getting stuck twice and taking a good 5 minutes each time to shimmy around so I was going from head first to feet first literally just typing this is giving me anxiety) they ended up yelling to me that the exit tunnel was WAY too small for me!

I wanted

To cry

I wanted to curl up into a ball and die

I almost did but I ended up shaking myself, quoting Ruby Redfort at myself since she’s the only other book Heroine I know who has severe claustrophobia the way I do, and told myself to think

Another girl, again, like 10, was going ahead to get help but I told her that if she could guide me through then I could get through, I just wouldn’t have room to switch from head first to feet first in any of the tunnels (which was necessary because they would rise and require a bit of climbing up, and then fall and require a slide down)

So in the end I managed to squeeze through the exit tunnel JUST BARELY (my BUTT WAS TOO BIG I slightly panicked and ended up yelling that a couple of times) by diving in head first on my side (and even then as I did that I had to shimmy and twist around like I was a kebab on a grill as I slid head first) and finally, FINALLY I SMELLED SORT OF FRESH AC AIR AND MADE IT OUT

I rewarded myself with a slushy

I’m annoyed at myself for letting the claustrophobia and kids yelling “SHE’LL NEVER FIT THROUGH THERE” heightening the anxiety get to me though

So now I *know* I can fit in those I totally would try them again as a test for myself. A mental test. Deep breath, don’t panic, good life skill to have. Also I gotta workout so I’m not so hopeless at rock climbing, I really do love it but ugh it’s tough

[theramseyloft]

Chinese owl, modena, fairy swallow, fantail, jacobin, and jiennese ?

Chinese Owls are one of the components of our temperament project!

Structurally, these little guys are just lots of fluffy embellishments over a very upright bird that is perfectly bird shaped and well balanced.

Healthy individuals are muscular and stocky, and shockingly strong!

But for the love of all that’s holy, watch your blood lines!

I’ve had individuals with wonky choanal slits that got seeds stuck in their sinuses, one who wasted away of god knows what, and one whose lungs calcified into paper mache and popped!

Modena are heavy breasted, bent-spined back pain incarnate.

They are affectionately referred to by their breeders as the Rottweilers of the pigeon world for their foul temper, which appears to be entirely discomfort driven.

They can barely fly and hate to walk because their breast is so large that it’s hard to stay upright, like a production broiler if if it were bred with that giant breast exclusively for the look.

When they lean to eat, they often lose their balance and stumble.

Just a mess of a bird.

Fairy Swallow

Overall pigeon shaped, but those muffs are way too big for comfortable locomotion.

These birds flop their feet like they are wearing clown shoes partially because they are so large as to be a tripping hazard, but mostly because the shafts of all those feathers come out from between the scales of their feet and are each thicker than the bones of their toes.

The sheer volume of them makes bearing weight on their feet tender.

Clean legged variants exist, and are perfectly sound.

They are just hell to find.

There are a lot of different fantail breeds, you are going to need to specify.

The Jacobin is a train wreck.

It’s more flight, tail feathers, and mane than bird, so long that walking is a difficult shuffle and there is no way not to drag the tail and wings.

If you look closely, this bird is tripoded on its wing tips and tail.

The neck is fully as long as the birds’ actual torso and prone to collapsing into their shoulders with age.

Show quality individual’s faces are not supposed to be visible.

Oooooohhhh my good lord, the  jiennese!

This huge crop makes for a very deep coo...

but I got two words for you...

CROP ROT!

The crop is gravity fed into the esophagus, and the extra hanging down like a gross deflated sack will collect feed that just... ferments...

Whiiich can be fatal....