#oooooh my god

[kindaasrikal]

IM BUGGING OUT LOOKS AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOM AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT AHISMMDJDJ MORORO KORORO MORORRO??? MORRO IN 2025???? MORROO?? YERA PF MORRO?? MY LOVE MORRO??? MY ONLY TRUE SOULMATE MORRO?? HES BACK?? AND HE AHS A WEAPON THAT I DAY DREAM ABIUT HIM HAVING?? WTF??? MORORORO??! DID WE ALL SUMMON HIM BACK??! I KNEW IT???? WE ALL KNEW ITTT???????? OM MHY GOD???? MRORMORORO MKROR MORRRO???! PELASE MORRO?? MEORORORORROROR??! WR GET TO SEE MORRO IN THE NEW ANIMATION STYEL??? WE GET TOS EE HIM?? WE GET MORE LORE ON HIM??? MAYBE??? OLEAEE??? MRORO?? MROROROROROROROO HSI EYEBROWS LOOK AT HIS EYEBROWS THEY LOOK DIFFERENT PELASE OMHA DUDHEG

[madame-mongoose]

"So uh-- you, uh, you come here often? I mean-- this-this is your house, um, I sure hope you would- even more in, um, your bedroom-- haha!" You watch him fumble over his words, cocking his head to the side as he glanced away and tugged at his shirt collar.

"I mean, uh its-its a nice bedroom! Very, um.. Cozy? Comfortable? Uh.. What other words are there-- Ah!" He jolted at your touch.

"Say uh, what are you- what are you doing there? Trying to -- uh, scare me? I mean, uh, it didn't work very well-" You could hear every little mechanical bit click and shutter as Wheatley's knee jerked in response to you touching his chest. "Okay- well- that.. That didn't really work either, um, are you really trying to scare me? This feels a bit more, um, nefarious than that." He still didn't look at you. You brushed a hand against his face, heat radiating off the smooth metal. He shot a flustered glance at you.

"Well thats -- awfully brash of you, love- um--" He drew his hand up, placing it on yours. " There-there you go! Nice and.. Um..." He trailed off as he absentmindedly patted at your hand. "It's-It's uh, it's a very nice hand you got there-- I mean-- Nice- oh, no that's not right either, um-" He tugged at his collar again. You gently intertwined the two of yours fingers together, a low, electronic drone emitting from him.

"That-That's, uh.. That's better. Much better. Thank--thank you love," He let out a quiet, nervous laugh, "You're the sweetest."

HEY ANON??? HEY UHM. UHHHHHHH UHHH H HHHH. HEY HEYB HEY CAN WE UH CHAT. HAVE A LITTLE CONVERSATION??? BC THIS FUCKING KILLED ME OKAY GHHHGHHEIUDHSLFCL

[daleearnhardt]

this shouldn’t be allowed….

[nightdecors]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BACKGROUND VOCALS IN AT THE RISK(...) ARE "I DONT WANT ANYONE KNOW ME OR NOT STOPPING ME, STOPPING ME..."

[asukiess]

you should listen to Him by james marriott, it screams ladywalker imo

hey anon? do you wanna go on a date with me.

[lovelybaka]

Nijiro Murakami - Zoff CM

[demadogs]

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT ALL THE LIGHT WE CANNOT SEE IS GONNA BE A MOVIE AND SHAWN LEVY IS DIRECTING IT!!!!??????!?!?!!?!

[meistoshi]

oh my god satoshi's as bad as takeshi he's just cringe amounts of in love on the Inside

[madame-mongoose]

feliz navidad

screaming into my hands

[lovelybaka]

I KNEW THAT I KNEW HIS FACE !!

Kuzuryuu Keiichi is played by the same actor as Mimasaka Akira in Hana Yori Dango

It took me two years but now I KNOW !

[g00n-king]

seeing this image sent me directly to hell for a second. i can name all of these characters (bad)

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[thepunkmuppet]

on the subject of the new magnus protocol. RRRRARAAAHAJKAKKSUWJLWOOWHEVDNKDPFOEUEGHWPEPRIJEBWVKWLSLIDHENWLSKHEHEKWWOUEHEBDKDLEIEHWBIWOEJDBDBEKEKOELRURYEPPWKFBVEJWLPAPWIUEBRHRKLDLSPWKJENRIELLEJRBRKJWKWKWLLSOIEBRVJELSPODUEHGEJSOALWOWOUEVDCODLEPPWOWUSGUEKEBHFOOFEYWHWOCJURPEPWLDJGEJEKEAJHAJDKOEWIHWGSIEOEOUEGEVDNCKLEOQOIEIRHRHEKODKSBWJWOOPOOPOYGEHKWKSJSHHWNKWLSLJEEBRKLELPWPWHEVDBKEEIEGNSOENEHELEPRLRHHENEKEPEJRGE

[cspcrashing]

last drink 🥃🪽

[madame-mongoose]

Pulling at his wires and feeling the electricity running through them as he comes impossibly close to you and whispers what a good job you're doing, making him wimper when you pull a bit too hard, shaking under your touch as his claws drag along your torso, praising you for being such a good test subject; you're so obedient and nice, it's only fair that you deserve a prize, isn't it? So why not let it be it? Why not let each other become the subject study of one another? Even if for only one night...

After all, you've been so good.

NOW YALL ARE BRINGING UP FUCKING WIREPLAY????

[eelnoise]

don't wear your new perfume around zoro, he’ll fuck you till you sweat it all off

he can’t stand that fake shit, it makes his nose itch and puts him in a bad mood as soon as he catches a whiff of it. it sets his teeth on edge when you walk by and instead of smelling like sun and sea and home, you’re covered in something cloyingly sweet.

but he’ll never say a word to you about it, not when it makes you smile like that whenever you splurge on a new bottle.

he learns to deal with it in other ways.

which is how you end up folded in half, zoro gripping the back of your thighs to keep you spread open and pinned while he fucks into you slow and deep. you’re gleaming in the moonlight that pours in through the window. zoro tracks a bead of sweat trail down your neck and its hardly settled in the column of your throat before he’s bending low to lap it up.

he feels your laugh more than he hears it, “gross.”

“what, you want my mouth somewhere else?” he lets you break free of his hold on your legs only for you to wrap them around his waist, heels digging into the small of his back.

“if you stop, i’ll cry.”

“baby,” zoro reaches up to cradle your head in his hands, your cheeks warm against his palms, and waits until your gaze locks on his, “you’re gonna cry anyway.”

you always do when he loves you right like this, chest to chest, sharing breaths, grinding his hips in circles and giving your swollen clit the attention it deserves. when the tears come, like he knew they would, zoro laps them up, too. he’s earned them, hasn’t he? why shouldn’t he get to indulge?

the heat between you only grows as his pace picks up, chasing your pleasure and his with all the eager hunger of a beast smelling blood in the air. he knows you’re close when your arms come around to pull him in even closer, one hand between his shoulder blades, the other on his ass.

zoro cums with salt on his tongue and your nails dragging down his back, fucking you through his orgasm and past the sweet pain of overstimulation because he’d slit his belly before he left you wanting for a single fucking thing.

and when you collapse back against the sheets, sweat-slick and panting from your high, he can’t help the feral slash of a grin that cuts across his face. you finally smell right again, like yourself.

sun and sea and home.

[c-hrona]

Pietà