#oooooh my god

[kindaasrikal]

IM BUGGING OUT LOOKS AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOM AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT AHISMMDJDJ MORORO KORORO MORORRO??? MORRO IN 2025???? MORROO?? YERA PF MORRO?? MY LOVE MORRO??? MY ONLY TRUE SOULMATE MORRO?? HES BACK?? AND HE AHS A WEAPON THAT I DAY DREAM ABIUT HIM HAVING?? WTF??? MORORORO??! DID WE ALL SUMMON HIM BACK??! I KNEW IT???? WE ALL KNEW ITTT???????? OM MHY GOD???? MRORMORORO MKROR MORRRO???! PELASE MORRO?? MEORORORORROROR??! WR GET TO SEE MORRO IN THE NEW ANIMATION STYEL??? WE GET TOS EE HIM?? WE GET MORE LORE ON HIM??? MAYBE??? OLEAEE??? MRORO?? MROROROROROROROO HSI EYEBROWS LOOK AT HIS EYEBROWS THEY LOOK DIFFERENT PELASE OMHA DUDHEG

[madame-mongoose]

"So uh-- you, uh, you come here often? I mean-- this-this is your house, um, I sure hope you would- even more in, um, your bedroom-- haha!" You watch him fumble over his words, cocking his head to the side as he glanced away and tugged at his shirt collar.

"I mean, uh its-its a nice bedroom! Very, um.. Cozy? Comfortable? Uh.. What other words are there-- Ah!" He jolted at your touch.

"Say uh, what are you- what are you doing there? Trying to -- uh, scare me? I mean, uh, it didn't work very well-" You could hear every little mechanical bit click and shutter as Wheatley's knee jerked in response to you touching his chest. "Okay- well- that.. That didn't really work either, um, are you really trying to scare me? This feels a bit more, um, nefarious than that." He still didn't look at you. You brushed a hand against his face, heat radiating off the smooth metal. He shot a flustered glance at you.

"Well thats -- awfully brash of you, love- um--" He drew his hand up, placing it on yours. " There-there you go! Nice and.. Um..." He trailed off as he absentmindedly patted at your hand. "It's-It's uh, it's a very nice hand you got there-- I mean-- Nice- oh, no that's not right either, um-" He tugged at his collar again. You gently intertwined the two of yours fingers together, a low, electronic drone emitting from him.

"That-That's, uh.. That's better. Much better. Thank--thank you love," He let out a quiet, nervous laugh, "You're the sweetest."

HEY ANON??? HEY UHM. UHHHHHHH UHHH H HHHH. HEY HEYB HEY CAN WE UH CHAT. HAVE A LITTLE CONVERSATION??? BC THIS FUCKING KILLED ME OKAY GHHHGHHEIUDHSLFCL

[daleearnhardt]

this shouldn’t be allowed….

[nightdecors]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BACKGROUND VOCALS IN AT THE RISK(...) ARE "I DONT WANT ANYONE KNOW ME OR NOT STOPPING ME, STOPPING ME..."

[asukiess]

you should listen to Him by james marriott, it screams ladywalker imo

hey anon? do you wanna go on a date with me.

[lovelybaka]

Nijiro Murakami - Zoff CM

[madame-mongoose]

feliz navidad

screaming into my hands

[thepunkmuppet]

on the subject of the new magnus protocol. RRRRARAAAHAJKAKKSUWJLWOOWHEVDNKDPFOEUEGHWPEPRIJEBWVKWLSLIDHENWLSKHEHEKWWOUEHEBDKDLEIEHWBIWOEJDBDBEKEKOELRURYEPPWKFBVEJWLPAPWIUEBRHRKLDLSPWKJENRIELLEJRBRKJWKWKWLLSOIEBRVJELSPODUEHGEJSOALWOWOUEVDCODLEPPWOWUSGUEKEBHFOOFEYWHWOCJURPEPWLDJGEJEKEAJHAJDKOEWIHWGSIEOEOUEGEVDNCKLEOQOIEIRHRHEKODKSBWJWOOPOOPOYGEHKWKSJSHHWNKWLSLJEEBRKLELPWPWHEVDBKEEIEGNSOENEHELEPRLRHHENEKEPEJRGE

[g00n-king]

seeing this image sent me directly to hell for a second. i can name all of these characters (bad)

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[lovelybaka]

I KNEW THAT I KNEW HIS FACE !!

Kuzuryuu Keiichi is played by the same actor as Mimasaka Akira in Hana Yori Dango

It took me two years but now I KNOW !

[cspcrashing]

last drink 🥃🪽

[c-hrona]

Pietà

[eelnoise]

don't wear your new perfume around zoro, he’ll fuck you till you sweat it all off

he can’t stand that fake shit, it makes his nose itch and puts him in a bad mood as soon as he catches a whiff of it. it sets his teeth on edge when you walk by and instead of smelling like sun and sea and home, you’re covered in something cloyingly sweet.

but he’ll never say a word to you about it, not when it makes you smile like that whenever you splurge on a new bottle.

he learns to deal with it in other ways.

which is how you end up folded in half, zoro gripping the back of your thighs to keep you spread open and pinned while he fucks into you slow and deep. you’re gleaming in the moonlight that pours in through the window. zoro tracks a bead of sweat trail down your neck and its hardly settled in the column of your throat before he’s bending low to lap it up.

he feels your laugh more than he hears it, “gross.”

“what, you want my mouth somewhere else?” he lets you break free of his hold on your legs only for you to wrap them around his waist, heels digging into the small of his back.

“if you stop, i’ll cry.”

“baby,” zoro reaches up to cradle your head in his hands, your cheeks warm against his palms, and waits until your gaze locks on his, “you’re gonna cry anyway.”

you always do when he loves you right like this, chest to chest, sharing breaths, grinding his hips in circles and giving your swollen clit the attention it deserves. when the tears come, like he knew they would, zoro laps them up, too. he’s earned them, hasn’t he? why shouldn’t he get to indulge?

the heat between you only grows as his pace picks up, chasing your pleasure and his with all the eager hunger of a beast smelling blood in the air. he knows you’re close when your arms come around to pull him in even closer, one hand between his shoulder blades, the other on his ass.

zoro cums with salt on his tongue and your nails dragging down his back, fucking you through his orgasm and past the sweet pain of overstimulation because he’d slit his belly before he left you wanting for a single fucking thing.

and when you collapse back against the sheets, sweat-slick and panting from your high, he can’t help the feral slash of a grin that cuts across his face. you finally smell right again, like yourself.

sun and sea and home.

[madame-mongoose]

Pulling at his wires and feeling the electricity running through them as he comes impossibly close to you and whispers what a good job you're doing, making him wimper when you pull a bit too hard, shaking under your touch as his claws drag along your torso, praising you for being such a good test subject; you're so obedient and nice, it's only fair that you deserve a prize, isn't it? So why not let it be it? Why not let each other become the subject study of one another? Even if for only one night...

After all, you've been so good.

NOW YALL ARE BRINGING UP FUCKING WIREPLAY????

[codenamethebird]

Ok here's a little (not really) analysis/theory post about Hades 2, because I'm obsessed. Its consumed all my thoughts. And I need to talk about a theme I think will (hopefully) be addressed as the game progresses.

Here's some examples of dialogue that starts to touch on this conflict between mortals and the gods. What exactly do mortals deserve? We also have literal Icarus "flew too close to the sun" here too (and probably Pandora). Chronos was able to sway many to his side with a promise of a golden age without the gods, which is presented by the narrative as a foolish venture. And not saying it isn't, or that Chronos is the secret good guy here, but I believe Chronos is taking advantage of a very real hurt that exists for mortals.

This line from Nemesis really stood out to me, because it implies that while mortals have a concept of evil, the gods don't. Which sounds ridiculous but the more you think about it makes total sense. The gods in Hades (and just greek myth in general), are kind of the worst. They are petty and selfish, they literally attack you if their boon isn't picked first, and most vitally in this context, often utterly disregard mortals.

For example, one of the things that drove me a little crazy in Hades 1, was how chill everyone was with Demeter's never ending winter. Demeter was killing possibly millions upon millions of mortals and everyone else just sort of let it happen. Maybe complained a bit because it was annoying to them, but just stood by. And that's just one example. Mortal's have a very valid reason to hate the gods.

And considering we have more areas of the surface to explore that aren't out yet, I have a feeling Melinoë is going to be meeting some of these discontent mortals. And my hope is they are going to be nuanced characters, that will challenge Melinoë not just in a fight, but her very ideals.

Because Melinoë is very deferential to the gods, waaaaaay more that Zag ever was. Unlike Zag, who was more like a bro to them and was willing to suck up to them for personal gain, Melinoë seems to genuinely mean all the respect she gives them. She praises them, defends them when they are insulted, and just generally very polite to them.

In a smaller scale, she describes Hypnos as having a wisdom about him and can somehow sense her intensions while asleep. Which as Nem implies, the version in Melinoë's head doesn't exactly line up with reality (though sidebar, I am a believer in Chekov's Hypnos and that he's going to somehow save the day and put Chronos in a never ending sleep or something, but that's beside the point haha).

Melinoë's reverence to the gods makes total sense of course. She was denied her family and a happy childhood, and because of that has glorified them all in her head. The Olympians are sending her vital aid on her holy mission for vengeance and to save her family, even as their own home is being attacked, how honorable of them!

And I think part of Melinoë's arc is that perfect picture of them breaking into pieces. Yes, they are the better of the two options between them and Chronos, but that doesn't mean they aren't also kind of the worst. That mortals deserve better than frivolous gods that can decide on a whim their fates for better or worse (love u Moros but I'm still fucked up over you and your sisters giving mortals horrible doom endings when you were bored. At least he feels bad now but still. Perfect example of gods even when not intending to having horrific consequences for mortals). And maybe like how Zag healed relations with his family, Melinoë can start repairing relations between the Gods and Mortals.

[buggiesnax]

Hello Critical Role and/or EXU Calamity fandom!!